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? Hazel moved to the city,
feeling all alone ?
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? Till her whole life changed
with a pair quite strange ?
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? 'Cause in reality ?
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? They're her new OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ?
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- * Wands and wings ?
- * Floaty crowny things ?
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? OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ?
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? A new wish
for magic hijinks ?
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? Fish guy, pizza fries ?
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? Penny-farthing
dirt bike rides ?
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? Ghost snoops, major whoops ?
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? Baryonyx, time loops ?
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? Pretty great,
you've got it made ?
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? With Fairly OddParents! ?
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Hey, class.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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Ow.
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Was just putting
the finishing touches
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on our chart for Kindness Day.
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Kindness Day
challenges all students
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to complete one kind act
over the course of the day.
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And there's a prize--
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a pizza party!
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A-mamma mia.
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I'll be using the chart
to track your participation.
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Uh-oh, Dev, you dropped
your eraser on the filthy,
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filthy ground.
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You're welcome.
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Mr. Guzman, did you
mark my kind act?
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Is it pizza time?
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Very good, Hazel.
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But the class must
have 100% participation
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to get the pizza party.
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We either all get
pizza or none of us do.
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My fellow
classmates, I humbly
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request that you rise to
the challenge of completing
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a kind act, just as I
have risen to the top
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of Mr. Guzman's head.
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Please, if not for the
sake of kindness,
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then for the sake of pizza.
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Pass.
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Pizza's overrated.
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Well, Dev, even if
you don't want pizza,
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you'll still help us get it.
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Right?
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Out of the kindness
of your heart?
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Out of the what of my what?
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Mean old Dev is not gonna
mess this up for everyone.
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I wish I could convince Dev to
participate in Kindness Day.
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Ooh.
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We know just the pea
pod people for the job.
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Pea pod.
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Pea pod people?
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Greetings.
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Wha--
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We are the Pe-az,
an intergalactic
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peace negotiating team.
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I am our strategical leader.
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I'm the optimism captain.
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He saves his voice
for verbal negotiations.
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He's our closer.
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How can we help today?
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I need to get this
kid, Dev, to participate
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in Kindness Day.
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But he doesn't want to.
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That'll be easy-peasy.
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We've been settling human
disputes for centuries--
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the Treaty of Versailles,
the Treaty of Westphalia,
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and the Burger Fry
Treaty of 1950.
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Pizza is the key to
all our negotiations.
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But Dev doesn't
care about pizza.
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Perhaps you have just not
offered him the right kind.
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Everyone cares for pizza.
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It's the universe's
most powerful incentive.
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So powerful, in fact, that
we have a switch that allows
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us to turn it on and off.
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Turn pizza off?
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As in--
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Better to have
no pizza at all
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than to have it fall
into the wrong hands.
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Brothers, assimilate.
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I can taste
the pizza already.
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Here's the plan.
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You, Cosmo, and Wanda will
create opportunities for Dev
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to be kind.
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And we'll make sure
he follows through.
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I wish Dev had extra
milk he could spare.
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Fellow classmate,
my brother likes milk
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and did not get any today.
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It seems you have a
surplus of it, hmm?
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Hazmat, did you
put them up to this?
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If you share with us,
we will share our many
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pizza bagel-o's with you.
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But that's just pizza
with a hole in it.
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Pass.
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No!
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Wanda!
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My beautiful wife.
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She had so much
life ahead of her.
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Cosmo, I'm right here.
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Don't cry over spilled milk.
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That child just turned
down pizza bagel-o's?
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Oh, man, the pizzas
for the party are here,
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and Dev still hasn't
done a kind act.
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We gotta step it up.
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I wish the Pe-az
had something big to carry.
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Then Dev could do a kind act
by holding the door for them.
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Coming right up.
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Excuse me, uh, kind sir.
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Would you hold the door for us?
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These are quite
awkward to carry.
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What do I look
like, a doorstop?
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If you help us, we will share
some of our ice cream pizza
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with you.
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Pizza and ice cream?
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Double pass.
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Ow.
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Who are you?
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Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
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We must switch tactics.
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You don't mean the closer?
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Hazel, I hope you understand
the gravity of this situation.
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Out of the 293 negotiations
we've mediated,
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I've only had to
participate in three.
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They call me the
closer for a reason.
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After this meeting,
I can assure you
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that Dev will participate
in Kindness Day,
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and you will get
that pizza party.
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I'll be out in 30
minutes or less.
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Oh, we aren't going with him?
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You don't want
to be in there.
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He plays hardball
in his negotiations.
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We're talking
counting down from five,
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throwing tantrums, asking
the same question over
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and over and over again.
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Sounds about right.
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Get your Parmesan
ready, squirt.
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Looks like you're gonna get
that pizza party after all.
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Yay!
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There he is, our champion.
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He out-negotiated me.
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Gasp.
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I don't know what happened.
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It was going just
fine until he said,
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teeny little greedy who has to
do whatever I says says what.
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And-- and--
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What did you say?
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I said, what.
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Hazel,
we're sorry we failed you.
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The rules of negotiation
state that we
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must join forces with anyone
who out-negotiates us.
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What?
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So you're on his side now?
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Well, well, well.
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Would you look at that?
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Now I have the pizza
and your little friends.
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You'll never get your
pizza party now, Hatchet.
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Dimmadelphia's
Action News 4 at 4:00.
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And we're rolling.
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Live at Dimmadelphia in
Richmond Academy, where
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Hazel Wells and
Dev Dimmadome are
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in a greasy pizza negotiation.
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Will they reach a resolution
before the cheese grows cold?
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Hey, listen, Dev.
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I'm gonna push a
wagon into the room.
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You place the
pizza on the wagon.
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Send it back out.
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We can put this whole
thing behind us.
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Capisce?
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What?
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Where's the pizza?
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And now, more news.
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Thoughts on the pizza.
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You think Hazel can
get it back from Dev?
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Ugh.
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At this point, I think
it'd be easier to get
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our own pizza from Saucy's.
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Dev, I have someone here
that wants to talk to you.
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Now what's she doing?
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She's trying to use
someone close to you
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to appeal to your emotions.
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No one's close to me.
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Um, hello, son.
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It is I, your father, Deli.
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It's Dale.
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I mean Dale.
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Dad?
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You took off work for this?
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Um, sure.
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Dad!
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It means so much
that you would--
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wait.
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Who are you?
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Dill-- Pickle--
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Dimmadome.
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Never Dad.
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Dev, wait.
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That's it.
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I'm done playing these games.
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You three, you know a lot about
negotiations for some reason.
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How do I end this?
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You could take pizza
off the table completely.
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Our pizza switch
has the ability to get
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rid of all pizza in the world.
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How could you?
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The rules say we are
to be on his side now.
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For some reason,
even more news.
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Presto pesto.
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Sources report that all the
pizza in the world is gone.
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Any-a minute now.
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I swear it wasn't
me this time.
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Any-a minute now.
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Take-a your time.
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A-pizza is a patience.
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I won.
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There's no more boxes of
pizza in the cafeteria.
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No more pizza in the world.
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It's over.
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On Kindness Day?
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Everyone loves pizza, Dev.
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Not everyone.
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I'm lactose intolerant.
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What?
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If we won that
pizza party, I'd
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have to watch you all
eat the pizza in my face
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and go on and on
about how ooey
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and gooey and greasy
and tasty it is.
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Like I said, pass.
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If I can't have
pizza, no one can.
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But, Dev,
we could have ordered
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you some lactose-free pizza.
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I thought that
was just a myth.
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It's very real and very good.
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But you would have
to turn that pizza
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switch back on to get some.
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And we both know
you won't do that.
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So--
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She's using an advanced
negotiation technique--
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reverse psychology.
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But will he go for it?
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It worked.
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He turned the pizza back on.
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Bringing pizza back counts
as a kind act in my book.
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Congratulations.
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Yes! Whoo-hoo!
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You know, Dev, I sure wish
we had some pizza for you
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right now.
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I've got a
cashew cheese pizza
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here for a Dev Dimmadome.
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It's just like you
said it would be--
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ooey and gooey
and greasy and tasty.
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Uh, I mean, it's OK.
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And that's the story of the
most difficult negotiation
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Earth has ever seen.
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The Lactose Treaty
of Dimmadelphia.
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