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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:11,176 ? Hazel moved to the city, feeling all alone ? 2 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:13,642 ? Till her whole life changed with a pair quite strange ? 3 00:00:13,643 --> 00:00:15,677 ? 'Cause in reality ? 4 00:00:15,678 --> 00:00:18,811 ? They're her new OddParents, Fairly OddParents ? 5 00:00:18,812 --> 00:00:21,412 - * Wands and wings ? - * Floaty crowny things ? 6 00:00:21,413 --> 00:00:23,613 ? OddParents, Fairly OddParents ? 7 00:00:23,614 --> 00:00:26,247 ? A new wish for magic hijinks ? 8 00:00:26,248 --> 00:00:27,481 ? Fish guy, pizza fries ? 9 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:28,648 ? Penny-farthing dirt bike rides ? 10 00:00:28,649 --> 00:00:29,982 ? Ghost snoops, major whoops ? 11 00:00:29,983 --> 00:00:31,549 ? Baryonyx, time loops ? 12 00:00:31,550 --> 00:00:33,284 ? Pretty great, you've got it made ? 13 00:00:33,285 --> 00:00:35,420 ? With Fairly OddParents! ? 14 00:00:47,356 --> 00:00:50,490 Clifford, Rhonda, Louise, Smoothie, and Garfunkel, 15 00:00:50,491 --> 00:00:53,424 welcome to your new home! 16 00:00:53,425 --> 00:00:56,024 I know. You're overwhelmed. 17 00:00:56,025 --> 00:00:58,326 We're in a new city having to make new friends, 18 00:00:58,327 --> 00:01:01,294 and our big brother Antony left us for college. 19 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,827 Well, he's my brother, not yours. 20 00:01:03,828 --> 00:01:06,196 But we've got to roll with the punches. 21 00:01:06,197 --> 00:01:07,662 Toughen up, rocks! 22 00:01:07,663 --> 00:01:10,397 We're not little kids anymore. We're 10! 23 00:01:10,398 --> 00:01:12,198 Double digits. 24 00:01:12,199 --> 00:01:15,565 We can handle this! Right? 25 00:01:15,566 --> 00:01:19,301 I wish Antony were here to help me unpack 26 00:01:19,302 --> 00:01:22,471 and keep me from talking to a bunch of rocks. 27 00:01:24,636 --> 00:01:26,769 ? Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah ? 28 00:01:26,770 --> 00:01:30,770 'Tis I, the Good Rock Fairy, Rocktilda. 29 00:01:30,771 --> 00:01:34,406 Since you are so kind and true of heart 30 00:01:34,407 --> 00:01:37,440 and cute and spunky, I've decided to grant you 31 00:01:37,441 --> 00:01:40,108 one wish! Thanks, Rocktilda. 32 00:01:40,109 --> 00:01:41,908 I am pretty great, aren't I? 33 00:01:41,909 --> 00:01:46,510 I'd like to wish for unlimited wishes! 34 00:01:46,511 --> 00:01:48,677 That wasn't the deal! 35 00:01:48,678 --> 00:01:51,945 Too late, ya doink! You've been outsmarted. 36 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:55,414 Now start granting! 37 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:57,880 Hazel, how are things progressing in there? 38 00:01:57,881 --> 00:02:00,915 - Need any help, Hazelnut? - I'm fine. Thanks. 39 00:02:00,916 --> 00:02:03,882 If you are a fairy, you can tell me. 40 00:02:03,883 --> 00:02:06,651 I'll follow the rules and just make the one wish. 41 00:02:06,652 --> 00:02:09,988 I just want my brother here, OK? 42 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,153 Yeah, that's what I thought. 43 00:02:12,154 --> 00:02:13,486 Is that him? 44 00:02:13,487 --> 00:02:15,389 Is Antony visiting early? 45 00:02:16,822 --> 00:02:19,588 Ah, no running in the house, please. 46 00:02:19,589 --> 00:02:21,489 It's an apartment! 47 00:02:21,490 --> 00:02:24,460 Oh, wha- your crown is showing. 48 00:02:25,226 --> 00:02:27,528 Antony! Huh? 49 00:02:29,127 --> 00:02:31,160 Hi there! I'm Cosmo! 50 00:02:31,161 --> 00:02:33,530 - I'm Wanda. - And we're... 51 00:02:34,662 --> 00:02:36,894 Your next-door neighbors! 52 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:39,196 Uh, hi, I'm Hazel. 53 00:02:39,197 --> 00:02:41,563 Angela Wells. A pleasure. 54 00:02:41,564 --> 00:02:44,500 - Marcus Wells. - We got you a welcome basket! 55 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:49,366 Ooh, a jar of pennies. 56 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:51,967 Keep going. 57 00:02:51,968 --> 00:02:54,935 - A can of condensed milk. - Grr! 58 00:02:54,936 --> 00:02:57,636 There's more where that came from. 59 00:02:57,637 --> 00:03:00,603 A Venus flytrap? 60 00:03:00,604 --> 00:03:02,538 The best is yet to come. 61 00:03:02,539 --> 00:03:06,905 And a portrait of you two? 62 00:03:06,906 --> 00:03:09,507 You're welcome. 63 00:03:09,508 --> 00:03:10,974 Ah, how thoughtful. 64 00:03:10,975 --> 00:03:13,208 Would you like to come in? 65 00:03:13,209 --> 00:03:14,443 Yeah. 66 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,344 Actually, we have to be invited in. 67 00:03:17,345 --> 00:03:20,914 - You're thinking of vampires. - Oh. 68 00:03:22,213 --> 00:03:24,014 Eeh. 69 00:03:24,147 --> 00:03:27,347 So what is it you do? 70 00:03:27,348 --> 00:03:30,149 I'm a therapist and author as well. 71 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:32,315 Oh, well, feel free to take that home with you 72 00:03:32,316 --> 00:03:33,815 and give it a read. 73 00:03:33,816 --> 00:03:38,451 Wow, a smart person present. Thank you! 74 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,152 Hmm. 75 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:43,986 - And what do you do, Hazel? - Well, I'm a child, 76 00:03:43,987 --> 00:03:46,754 so I mostly go to school. - Makes sense. 77 00:03:46,755 --> 00:03:48,155 What about you two? 78 00:03:48,156 --> 00:03:50,788 Oh, we're just your basic retired couple. 79 00:03:50,789 --> 00:03:52,389 Ah! 80 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:55,690 Living out our days couponing and eating dinner at 4:00 p.m. 81 00:03:55,691 --> 00:03:59,659 Yes, hello, baby. 82 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:03,360 I see you and I value you. 83 00:04:03,361 --> 00:04:04,794 No, Mom! 84 00:04:04,795 --> 00:04:06,861 The neighbors, they're- - Shh. Later, pudding pop. 85 00:04:06,862 --> 00:04:09,496 So what brings you to Dimmadelphia? 86 00:04:09,497 --> 00:04:13,897 I took a teaching position over at the Galax Institute. 87 00:04:13,898 --> 00:04:18,832 - Ooh, sounds fancy. - What are you teaching? 88 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:20,999 - Dad! Dad! Daddy! - Later, baby. 89 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,434 I'm a parascience expert. I study the unexplained. 90 00:04:24,435 --> 00:04:26,669 Unnatural phenomena, if you will. 91 00:04:26,670 --> 00:04:28,969 The unexplained and unnatural? 92 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:31,204 Like magic? 93 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:33,971 See, what you call "magic," 94 00:04:33,972 --> 00:04:36,738 I call yet-to-be-explained science. 95 00:04:36,739 --> 00:04:39,739 My life's work is to unravel these mysteries. 96 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:43,744 Crop circles, ghosts, mysterious creatures. 97 00:04:46,177 --> 00:04:49,177 Creatures? Like odd creatures? 98 00:04:49,178 --> 00:04:50,910 - Fairly odd creatures? - With wands? 99 00:04:50,911 --> 00:04:51,911 And wings? 100 00:04:51,912 --> 00:04:53,779 And floaty crown-y things? 101 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:56,746 I guess. Sure. 102 00:04:56,747 --> 00:04:58,713 Goodness! Look at the time. 103 00:04:58,714 --> 00:05:00,181 Gotta go! 104 00:05:00,182 --> 00:05:02,049 Anyway, welcome to the building. 105 00:05:02,183 --> 00:05:04,549 We probably won't be seeing you much. 106 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:06,883 It's a big building. OK, bye! 107 00:05:06,884 --> 00:05:10,185 A parascience expert next door! 108 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:12,985 What are the odds? Think they suspect anything? 109 00:05:12,986 --> 00:05:15,620 Oh, no, I think we handled that just right. 110 00:05:15,621 --> 00:05:18,791 Played it nice and cool. 111 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:24,256 - Well, that was strange. - You're telling me! 112 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,823 Did you see- 113 00:05:25,824 --> 00:05:27,857 Some people are put off by the unconventional nature 114 00:05:27,858 --> 00:05:30,060 of my work. - Aw, Hazel. 115 00:05:30,061 --> 00:05:31,626 I hope you aren't too disappointed 116 00:05:31,627 --> 00:05:35,294 that wasn't your brother. - Antony! Right. 117 00:05:35,295 --> 00:05:36,994 Well, he'll be here tomorrow. 118 00:05:36,995 --> 00:05:41,296 Plus, I start school, so the time will fly by! 119 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:42,929 I'm proud of you, Hazelnut. 120 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:45,764 Yes, you've been very mature about the move. 121 00:05:45,765 --> 00:05:47,431 You know what? I put you at a level 9 122 00:05:47,432 --> 00:05:49,865 on the Be Wells Scale of Self-Actualization. 123 00:05:49,866 --> 00:05:51,900 Trademark pending. 124 00:05:51,901 --> 00:05:55,070 That's me! Level 9 maturity girl. 125 00:05:55,203 --> 00:05:57,971 I'm new, and everything's gonna be fine- 126 00:05:59,370 --> 00:06:02,337 Just take a deep breath, Hazel. You're great! 127 00:06:02,338 --> 00:06:03,837 People love new things like new shoes 128 00:06:03,838 --> 00:06:06,239 and new movies and new car smell. 129 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,506 That's me! I'm that new car smell. 130 00:06:09,507 --> 00:06:11,775 Yeah! 131 00:06:12,808 --> 00:06:16,041 Class, this is Hazel. 132 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,276 She just moved here. - Hiya. 133 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:20,211 Tell us a bit about yourself, Hazel. 134 00:06:20,212 --> 00:06:22,377 Um, I moved here from the suburbs. 135 00:06:22,378 --> 00:06:23,844 It was a lot different there. 136 00:06:23,845 --> 00:06:26,981 I like collecting things, like rocks because they rock! 137 00:06:29,715 --> 00:06:31,747 I also love French fries. 138 00:06:31,748 --> 00:06:33,581 And I have a really cool older brother. 139 00:06:33,582 --> 00:06:35,117 He's my best friend. 140 00:06:35,118 --> 00:06:37,217 He just started college, and this is the first time 141 00:06:37,218 --> 00:06:39,418 we've been apart, but he's visiting today 142 00:06:39,419 --> 00:06:41,751 and it will totally make up for the fact that no one 143 00:06:41,752 --> 00:06:43,254 laughed at my rock joke. 144 00:06:45,221 --> 00:06:47,053 You have been a great audience! 145 00:06:47,054 --> 00:06:49,020 Thank you, Hazel. 146 00:06:49,021 --> 00:06:51,222 That was a great share. 147 00:06:51,223 --> 00:06:52,822 Ooh. 148 00:06:52,823 --> 00:06:55,989 "I love French fries and my older brother 149 00:06:55,990 --> 00:06:59,694 and literal rocks." 150 00:07:01,493 --> 00:07:05,827 ? Picking a empty table where no one else is ? 151 00:07:05,828 --> 00:07:07,328 Hey there. 152 00:07:07,329 --> 00:07:10,362 Sorry if we got off on the wrong foot earlier, Hoozle. 153 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:11,729 Hazel. 154 00:07:11,730 --> 00:07:13,796 I'm Dev Dimmadome, son of tech mogul 155 00:07:13,797 --> 00:07:15,696 and owner of the Dimmadome Gl0bodome, 156 00:07:15,697 --> 00:07:17,864 Dale Dimmadome. - OK. 157 00:07:17,865 --> 00:07:21,135 And grandson of real estate mogul 158 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:22,933 and owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, 159 00:07:22,934 --> 00:07:24,634 Doug Dimmadome. 160 00:07:24,635 --> 00:07:27,568 Someday, I'm gonna own a company 161 00:07:27,569 --> 00:07:29,336 and a sports arena too. 162 00:07:29,337 --> 00:07:33,237 Haven't decided which one or where, but it's in my blood. 163 00:07:33,238 --> 00:07:34,703 Right. 164 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:39,039 Oh, and these are my drones, O-PAIR 1 and O-PAIR 2. 165 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,240 Let me give you a quick who's who 166 00:07:40,241 --> 00:07:41,840 of the other fifth graders. 167 00:07:41,841 --> 00:07:43,241 That's Trev, he's my bud, 168 00:07:43,242 --> 00:07:45,007 so he probably won't give you the time of day. 169 00:07:45,008 --> 00:07:47,708 That's Winn, they're cool. You don't stand a chance. 170 00:07:47,709 --> 00:07:49,243 That's Bev, she does soccer 171 00:07:49,244 --> 00:07:51,111 and insists on calling it football. 172 00:07:51,245 --> 00:07:52,944 - Yay! - Football! 173 00:07:52,945 --> 00:07:55,245 That's Jasmine, sings a lot, sounds terrible. 174 00:07:55,246 --> 00:07:58,247 ? Laaa-ahh-ahh ? 175 00:07:58,248 --> 00:07:59,946 That's Kev, kind of a big deal. 176 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:03,013 He's the face of Ya Boix sparkling Water. 177 00:08:03,014 --> 00:08:04,515 That's Whispers Fred. 178 00:08:04,516 --> 00:08:07,015 He has a trending DimmVid channel doing ASMR. 179 00:08:07,016 --> 00:08:08,983 Gives me the creeps, but I respect the hustle. 180 00:08:08,984 --> 00:08:10,517 Squish. 181 00:08:10,518 --> 00:08:13,084 Squash. Crunch. 182 00:08:13,085 --> 00:08:14,685 And you, Hizzle? 183 00:08:14,686 --> 00:08:17,989 You're the no-brain new girl who just sat in wet paint. 184 00:08:25,723 --> 00:08:27,290 ? Found myself a closet ? 185 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:29,358 ? Gonna finish up in here ? 186 00:08:29,359 --> 00:08:32,259 ? Antony visiting will make everything OK ? 187 00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:35,563 ? La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ? 188 00:08:37,861 --> 00:08:40,927 A coupon for a dentist! 189 00:08:40,928 --> 00:08:43,396 Oh! A realtor's flyer bragging about 190 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:46,096 how much their last house sold for! 191 00:08:46,097 --> 00:08:48,431 Huh? Hmm. 192 00:08:48,432 --> 00:08:52,035 - A magazine for retirees! - That's us! 193 00:08:52,036 --> 00:08:54,733 Oh, how was your first day, pumpkin? 194 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:57,067 Fine. Good. It was fine. 195 00:08:57,068 --> 00:08:59,001 When's Antony coming? 196 00:08:59,002 --> 00:09:01,270 Antony! 197 00:09:01,271 --> 00:09:04,173 Oh, have you boarded? Oh, no. 198 00:09:04,272 --> 00:09:06,271 Antony can't come. 199 00:09:06,272 --> 00:09:07,505 Oh, there's a big storm. 200 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,256 All the planes have been grounded. 201 00:09:09,273 --> 00:09:11,473 OK, you're on speaker, Ant. 202 00:09:11,474 --> 00:09:12,839 Hi, Antony! 203 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,874 Can you come next weekend instead? 204 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:16,441 I'm sorry, small fry. 205 00:09:16,442 --> 00:09:18,941 I won't be able to get away until the holiday break. 206 00:09:18,942 --> 00:09:20,442 But that's so far away! 207 00:09:20,443 --> 00:09:22,677 I need help with my room and- 208 00:09:22,678 --> 00:09:25,278 We understand, Antony. 209 00:09:25,279 --> 00:09:26,811 - Love you. - Be safe. 210 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:28,512 Make good choices. 211 00:09:28,513 --> 00:09:31,880 Hazel, are you OK? 212 00:09:31,881 --> 00:09:33,714 I'm fine! I'm always fine! 213 00:09:33,715 --> 00:09:35,183 I'm being mature, right? 214 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:39,483 Level 100 Queen Maturity or whatever I said yesterday! 215 00:09:39,484 --> 00:09:40,916 Our poor baby. 216 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:42,384 There's so much change. 217 00:09:42,385 --> 00:09:44,186 Let's give her a moment to process. 218 00:09:44,286 --> 00:09:46,286 She'll come to us in her own time. 219 00:09:46,287 --> 00:09:47,686 ? Gonna pack a bag ? 220 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:48,952 ? Gonna leave this town ? 221 00:09:48,953 --> 00:09:50,387 ? Go see Antony ? 222 00:09:50,388 --> 00:09:51,887 ? Turn around this frown ? 223 00:09:51,888 --> 00:09:52,954 ? Yeah! ? 224 00:09:52,955 --> 00:09:55,989 ? Running away, running away ? 225 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:58,523 ? Not in a bad way like on TV ? 226 00:09:58,524 --> 00:10:01,824 ? But in a good way 'cause it's me ? 227 00:10:01,825 --> 00:10:04,795 ? And I know what I'm doing ? 228 00:10:10,596 --> 00:10:12,361 Did you hear that? 229 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,999 Oh, for the last time, we do not have a ghost. 230 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,899 What you doing? 231 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,333 - Going on a trip? - Oh. 232 00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:26,666 Uh, yeah. Yes. Vacation. 233 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,834 Without your parents? 234 00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:30,468 They're coming, um, later. 235 00:10:30,469 --> 00:10:32,536 Oh, hey, I wonder if you guys have more mail. 236 00:10:32,537 --> 00:10:34,536 Maybe you should check. - Ooh. 237 00:10:34,537 --> 00:10:36,203 Oh, you think? 238 00:10:36,204 --> 00:10:37,937 They're sending their 10-year-old 239 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,938 ahead of them on a vacation? 240 00:10:40,939 --> 00:10:43,139 Yes, it's space camp. 241 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:44,973 And at the end of the week, they come and see me 242 00:10:44,974 --> 00:10:47,774 take off in a rocket. 243 00:10:47,775 --> 00:10:50,009 Wow! Congratulations! 244 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:51,945 I've always wanted to go to space. 245 00:10:55,011 --> 00:10:56,411 Again. 246 00:10:56,412 --> 00:10:58,678 So if your parents definitely know about this, 247 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:01,713 then I guess you'd be OK with us heading up 248 00:11:01,714 --> 00:11:03,215 and saying congrats. 249 00:11:03,315 --> 00:11:05,415 OK, fine. I'm not going to space camp. 250 00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:07,515 Oh, no! Since when? 251 00:11:07,516 --> 00:11:11,016 Did you fail the physical? - I was never going. 252 00:11:11,017 --> 00:11:12,950 I just don't want to be here anymore. 253 00:11:12,951 --> 00:11:14,518 I want to see my brother. 254 00:11:14,519 --> 00:11:17,419 Aw, you can't run away on your own, kiddo. 255 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:19,520 I tried to be OK with everything. 256 00:11:19,521 --> 00:11:21,321 Did I complain when my brother went 257 00:11:21,322 --> 00:11:23,421 all the way across the country for college? 258 00:11:23,422 --> 00:11:24,655 No! 259 00:11:24,656 --> 00:11:26,323 Did I complain when my parents decided 260 00:11:26,324 --> 00:11:28,723 to blow up my whole life by moving? No! 261 00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:31,324 But I had not a good day, and all I wanted 262 00:11:31,325 --> 00:11:33,625 was a visit from my brother. 263 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,826 And now he can't come because of some stupid storm! 264 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:39,727 Well, I'm done with everything not being up to me. 265 00:11:39,728 --> 00:11:44,329 If Antony can't come to me, I'm going to him! 266 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:48,033 Cosmo, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 267 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,498 Oh, Cosmo! 268 00:11:53,499 --> 00:11:56,133 Should we come out retir- hey! 269 00:11:56,134 --> 00:11:58,236 She's making a run for space camp! 270 00:12:00,802 --> 00:12:03,769 - Yike! - We can't let you do this. 271 00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:05,071 She's getting away! 272 00:12:07,339 --> 00:12:09,704 Let us help, Hazel. 273 00:12:09,705 --> 00:12:11,339 Appreciate the thought, but no thanks. 274 00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:12,841 Bye! Ah! 275 00:12:13,806 --> 00:12:15,540 Ah! 276 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:17,343 Cosmo! 277 00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:22,976 Wait! Stop! 278 00:12:22,977 --> 00:12:24,344 Stop! 279 00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:26,647 - Huh? Hazel! - No! 280 00:12:31,747 --> 00:12:34,113 Does this bus go to the airport? 281 00:12:34,114 --> 00:12:35,548 This ain't a real bus, kid. 282 00:12:35,549 --> 00:12:37,581 It's a prop. - What? 283 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,549 And I'm no bus driver. I'm an actor. 284 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,916 We're filming a new Crimson Chin movie. 285 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:43,783 "Chinfinty War." 286 00:12:43,784 --> 00:12:44,917 Hiyah! 287 00:12:44,918 --> 00:12:46,420 And action! 288 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,987 Oh, I wish... 289 00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:56,121 Uh-oh. She said the magic word. 290 00:12:56,122 --> 00:12:57,356 - I wish... - Eeh. 291 00:12:57,357 --> 00:12:59,022 She said it again. 292 00:12:59,023 --> 00:13:03,227 You know what happens when we hear the magic word. 293 00:13:03,359 --> 00:13:06,124 I wish I could just fly to Antony myself. 294 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,927 Wanda, I feel itchy! 295 00:13:13,995 --> 00:13:15,797 We're back, baby! 296 00:13:20,531 --> 00:13:23,934 Uh, What was that? 297 00:13:35,936 --> 00:13:37,970 What's happening? Why am I a fly? 298 00:13:37,971 --> 00:13:39,604 And why are you flying? 299 00:13:39,605 --> 00:13:42,805 Well, I'm Cosmo. That's Wanda. 300 00:13:42,806 --> 00:13:46,973 And we're fairies! 301 00:13:46,974 --> 00:13:49,441 Fairies? No, no. 302 00:13:49,442 --> 00:13:50,975 This can't be real. 303 00:13:50,976 --> 00:13:54,209 - Oh, we're real, all right. - Real fairies, that is. 304 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:57,077 Not real humans. See? 305 00:13:57,078 --> 00:13:58,678 Not real human skin. 306 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:00,645 We got this stretchy skin instead. 307 00:14:00,646 --> 00:14:02,848 And nothing inside our bodies. 308 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:09,014 And our legs don't match! 309 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,115 But you were just- and how am I- 310 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,716 Magic! 311 00:14:12,717 --> 00:14:15,684 The intensity of your wish activated our magic! 312 00:14:15,685 --> 00:14:17,818 We used to be fairy godparents to kids, 313 00:14:17,819 --> 00:14:20,218 but we've been retired for 10,000 years. 314 00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:22,820 Traveling the world through space and time. 315 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,290 Exploring the wonders of ancient Rome 316 00:14:25,389 --> 00:14:26,721 before it collapsed. 317 00:14:26,722 --> 00:14:28,755 Hobnobbing with aristocracy 318 00:14:28,756 --> 00:14:31,155 in 18th century France. 319 00:14:31,156 --> 00:14:34,491 Witnessing this guy get sworn into the presidency. 320 00:14:34,492 --> 00:14:36,958 Ah, those were the days. 321 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,992 Just take me back, Wanda. 322 00:14:38,993 --> 00:14:40,393 Take me back! 323 00:14:40,394 --> 00:14:42,394 Point is, Hazel, we're magic and- 324 00:14:42,395 --> 00:14:44,127 Hazel? 325 00:14:44,128 --> 00:14:45,595 Ooh, come back. 326 00:14:45,596 --> 00:14:47,462 We got to get you back to your loving parents 327 00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:49,829 before they realize you're gone and panic. 328 00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:53,066 And preferably not as a fly? 329 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,166 My mail! 330 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,737 Oh! 331 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,803 Whoa! Whoa! 332 00:15:07,804 --> 00:15:09,404 My dogs! 333 00:15:09,405 --> 00:15:12,971 Oh! Ah! Wah! 334 00:15:12,972 --> 00:15:16,539 Ah! Ugh, ah! 335 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,573 Hey, my expensive stroller. 336 00:15:18,574 --> 00:15:20,608 I mean, my baby! 337 00:15:20,609 --> 00:15:23,542 That fly is about to fly right out of our sight 338 00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:26,610 if we don't hurry. Hazel, slow down! 339 00:15:26,611 --> 00:15:29,544 Please! - I'm going to see Antony, 340 00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:32,415 and nothing can stop me! 341 00:15:37,214 --> 00:15:40,651 French fries! 342 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:46,454 Mm! Crispy golden, Russet potatoes. 343 00:15:48,752 --> 00:15:51,652 Lightly salted with a hint of ketchup. 344 00:15:51,653 --> 00:15:54,420 Wanda, I have an idea. 345 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:58,290 Or you might say a fry-dea. - OK. 346 00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:03,474 Mmm! 347 00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:14,860 Gotcha! 348 00:16:14,861 --> 00:16:16,861 Let's sneak you back to your room 349 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,662 and change you back before your parents realize 350 00:16:18,663 --> 00:16:19,895 you're not at space camp. 351 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,431 Sweetie, space camp was never- 352 00:16:22,432 --> 00:16:25,167 Ugh, you know what? Never mind. 353 00:16:25,265 --> 00:16:28,699 - We can't let them know... - Can't let them see... 354 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:31,099 That Hazel's a- 355 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,067 Hi! 356 00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:34,635 - Hi. - Hi. 357 00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:37,304 Oh, hello. What can I do you for? 358 00:16:37,437 --> 00:16:40,202 Marcus, sorry to visit you on the fly like this. 359 00:16:40,203 --> 00:16:41,670 I mean, with the fly. 360 00:16:41,671 --> 00:16:44,439 I mean, we had a quick question about- 361 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,805 crown! Your crown molding. 362 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:50,607 Do you have a minute? - Uh, sure, of course. 363 00:16:50,608 --> 00:16:52,442 And Angela too. Both. 364 00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:54,811 In one room! 365 00:16:59,277 --> 00:17:02,445 So how's about that weather? 366 00:17:02,446 --> 00:17:04,579 Oh, it's nice. We like it. 367 00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:06,780 Uh, taxes? 368 00:17:06,781 --> 00:17:09,013 They're necessary to a functioning society? 369 00:17:09,014 --> 00:17:10,748 True. 370 00:17:10,749 --> 00:17:13,049 I went through a car wash the other day. 371 00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:15,015 It was riveting! 372 00:17:15,016 --> 00:17:17,283 Eeeh! 373 00:17:17,284 --> 00:17:18,551 I'm gonna let you out 374 00:17:18,552 --> 00:17:20,585 and turn you back into a human Hazel. 375 00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:23,553 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 376 00:17:23,554 --> 00:17:26,122 I'm coming, Antony! 377 00:17:27,688 --> 00:17:29,690 Ah. Plant Hazel? 378 00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:32,658 Toaster Hazel? 379 00:17:34,223 --> 00:17:35,490 And the soapy water 380 00:17:35,491 --> 00:17:37,524 creates a beautiful rainbow of color 381 00:17:37,525 --> 00:17:39,158 across the windshield. 382 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,860 Oh, blue and purple and pink and hot pink 383 00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:45,761 and bubblegum pink and, uh... 384 00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:49,466 Why can't I work this thing? 385 00:17:53,465 --> 00:17:56,865 Cosmo Hazel? Ugh! 386 00:17:56,866 --> 00:17:59,666 - Ah! - Ah! 387 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,967 Ugh! 388 00:18:01,968 --> 00:18:04,100 - Ahh! - The ghost is back. 389 00:18:04,101 --> 00:18:05,201 Oh, no! 390 00:18:05,202 --> 00:18:08,102 Our welcome gift. Dramatic irony! 391 00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:10,736 Uh, what's wrong with it? 392 00:18:10,737 --> 00:18:12,537 It's going to eat that fly! 393 00:18:12,538 --> 00:18:14,271 Ah! The horror! 394 00:18:14,272 --> 00:18:15,805 Look away. 395 00:18:15,806 --> 00:18:17,606 The loss of innocent life. 396 00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:19,573 It's- it's too much to bear. 397 00:18:19,574 --> 00:18:22,508 I guess we didn't consider the moral implications 398 00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,174 of our gift. 399 00:18:24,175 --> 00:18:28,109 Let's give Cosmo a moment to process his emotions. 400 00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,577 Oh, feel your feelings, Cosmo. 401 00:18:30,578 --> 00:18:32,713 Mm-hmm. Let them flow. 402 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,812 Whoa! 403 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:37,045 Oh, no! Oh, no! 404 00:18:37,046 --> 00:18:39,248 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 405 00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:44,483 Don't move. 406 00:18:44,484 --> 00:18:47,386 In school, I learned that the hairs of a Venus flytrap 407 00:18:47,485 --> 00:18:48,817 act as sensors. 408 00:18:48,818 --> 00:18:50,618 If anything touches them for long, 409 00:18:50,619 --> 00:18:53,318 it'll snap shut, and trap us inside. 410 00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:54,921 So don't freak out. 411 00:18:57,754 --> 00:18:59,287 I said don't freak out! 412 00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:02,357 You can't tell me that and expect me not to freak out! 413 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:04,155 What are you doing here anyway? 414 00:19:04,156 --> 00:19:05,990 I thought ants live in colonies. 415 00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:07,323 Why did you leave them? 416 00:19:07,324 --> 00:19:08,524 I'm working. 417 00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:10,257 I smelled sweet nectar. 418 00:19:10,258 --> 00:19:14,494 All ants have specific jobs, and it's my job to find food. 419 00:19:14,495 --> 00:19:16,960 But doesn't your colony want you to stay with them? 420 00:19:16,961 --> 00:19:20,261 I love my work, and they're happy for me. 421 00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:22,962 Sure, we get separated from each other for a time, 422 00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:25,332 but I always find my way back. 423 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,898 What if you forget all about them? 424 00:19:28,899 --> 00:19:30,732 Oh. 425 00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:33,066 Yeah, that'll never happen. 426 00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,934 The time I spend away only makes me appreciate 427 00:19:35,935 --> 00:19:39,068 my colony all the more. - So you miss them? 428 00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:41,069 You're not just trying to get away from them? 429 00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:43,770 Nah, girl. Gotta live my own life. 430 00:19:43,771 --> 00:19:46,574 I'm Toni by the way. - Toni? 431 00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:50,006 You're now the second ant Toni I know. 432 00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:52,107 It's nice to meet you. I'm Hazel. 433 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,307 Pleasure to meet you, Hazel. 434 00:19:54,308 --> 00:19:57,109 See, if it wasn't for my job, I wouldn't get to meet 435 00:19:57,110 --> 00:19:59,342 cool flies like yourself. 436 00:19:59,343 --> 00:20:03,347 I'm not a fly- um, I am a fly! 437 00:20:05,013 --> 00:20:07,145 Toni, hold very still. 438 00:20:07,146 --> 00:20:09,716 I'm gonna get us out of here. 439 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:22,854 - Freedom! - Ah! 440 00:20:24,653 --> 00:20:25,852 Oi. 441 00:20:25,853 --> 00:20:27,252 They're alive! 442 00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:30,056 I've never seen a man so stressed over insects. 443 00:20:33,123 --> 00:20:36,189 Fly Hazel, are you ready to be human Hazel again? 444 00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:38,757 Make the wish. - I'm ready. 445 00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:41,528 I wish I was human Hazel again. 446 00:20:44,193 --> 00:20:47,393 Hey, hey. 447 00:20:47,394 --> 00:20:51,595 So long, Ant Toni. 448 00:20:51,596 --> 00:20:55,463 Thanks for the talk! 449 00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:56,997 Hey, baby girl. 450 00:20:56,998 --> 00:20:59,898 I'm glad you decided to come out of your room. 451 00:20:59,899 --> 00:21:01,901 Me too. 452 00:21:05,668 --> 00:21:07,167 - Hi. - Hello. 453 00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:10,135 I just wanted to say sorry for trying to run away early- 454 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:14,340 ooh! Nice place! 455 00:21:15,739 --> 00:21:18,238 Whoa! 456 00:21:18,239 --> 00:21:21,606 Are we even in Dimmadelphia? 457 00:21:21,607 --> 00:21:25,774 Well, the hallway is, but the house, no. 458 00:21:25,775 --> 00:21:27,409 This is Fairy World. 459 00:21:27,543 --> 00:21:29,208 We have a spell on the front door 460 00:21:29,209 --> 00:21:31,577 that lets us choose which world we go out into. 461 00:21:31,578 --> 00:21:34,310 We wanted to try out life as humans, 462 00:21:34,311 --> 00:21:37,448 but it's hard to give up the comforts of home. 463 00:21:37,449 --> 00:21:39,179 The last time we lived in the human world 464 00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:41,580 as godparents, we lived in a fishbowl 465 00:21:41,581 --> 00:21:43,548 for what felt like 20 years. 466 00:21:43,549 --> 00:21:45,749 Technically, it was only seven. 467 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,215 This is amazing! 468 00:21:47,216 --> 00:21:49,050 I can't believe I live next-door 469 00:21:49,051 --> 00:21:51,350 to actual fairy godparents! 470 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,851 About that, we know we kind of bungled 471 00:21:53,852 --> 00:21:55,552 your wish to fly today. 472 00:21:55,553 --> 00:21:57,352 But do you think you'd be interested 473 00:21:57,353 --> 00:21:59,620 in being godkid to a couple of out-of-practice, 474 00:21:59,621 --> 00:22:01,887 formerly-retired green-and-pink-haired- 475 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,155 Are you kidding? 476 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,656 Of course, I am! 477 00:22:06,657 --> 00:22:08,790 Today was amazing! 478 00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:10,691 Did you see me? I flew! 479 00:22:10,692 --> 00:22:12,291 And I ate so many fries. 480 00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:14,358 And I made friends with an ant. 481 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,793 And I realized although I miss my brother, 482 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,594 he needs to be on his own. 483 00:22:18,595 --> 00:22:21,294 And I could do things on my own, too. 484 00:22:21,295 --> 00:22:23,995 Well, let's make this official. 485 00:22:23,996 --> 00:22:26,396 I'm Cosmo! 486 00:22:26,397 --> 00:22:28,166 And I'm Wanda! 487 00:22:31,699 --> 00:22:33,999 And we're... 488 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,170 My fairy godparents! 489 00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:41,770 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33768

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