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[♪ energetic rock music playing]
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This is it. The final trial.
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Oh! Ah...
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I didn't think I'd bond
with anyone out here.
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I'm gonna fix
the Silvercops from the inside.
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It's bullshit. They won't
let us become Silvercops.
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- Then you tap out!
- [body whacking]
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- [Terry screaming]
- You fucked up, son.
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That you did.
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Your asses belong to
the Silver Army, you Silvergrunts.
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[♪ adventurous orchestral music playing]
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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- [lasers blasting]
- [explosions booming]
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Listen up, grunts.
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We'll be making planetfall
in T-minus three minutes.
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You'll be joining the war
against the Scourge,
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an alien race of soulless,
ruthless automatons.
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These psychotic fucks
are spreading across the galaxy,
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pillaging resources
and enslaving populations.
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Tomblr, th-th-th-this is insane.
We have to get outta here.
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Don't talk to me, Dodge.
You aren't my friend.
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- Don't fuckin' talk to me either.
- I wasn't going to.
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I'm not here to make friends,
and I definitely won't have your back
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when we get into battle.
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All I care about is killing Horseys
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and wearing their balls
on a chain around my neck!
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Jesus, Zobert.
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You went from zero
to trophy-kill way too fast.
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Lock and load, grunts.
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Just know that I will be
with you every step of the...
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- [explosion booms]
- [all scream]
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[ship crashes]
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[high-pitched ringing]
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Eat shit, you four-legged fucks!
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- [screams]
- [horses neighing]
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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- Oh, my God.
- Run, run, run!
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- [all panting]
- [explosions booming]
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[horse whinnies]
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[♪ dramatic music continues]
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[horse whinnies]
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- [horse whinnies]
- [laser blasts]
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Look, I'm sorry, man.
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I'm sorry for telling you
to fuck off, like, a minute ago.
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I-I really feel like we-we're
gonna become good friends now
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and maybe we'll even share our backstory.
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- [head explodes]
- Oh, my God!
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No one can finish
a sentence around here!
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[bodies squish]
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[♪ bright music playing]
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[JK Sevens beeps]
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According to the Norton
Antivirus Malware-mometer,
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JK Sevens is sick.
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As soon as he said "boop"
instead of "bwap,"
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I knew something was wrong.
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Well, let's put him on the curb
and schedule a bulky item pickup.
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[Pupa groans]
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Should we call Terry and Korvo?
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No. They're seeing Avatar 4:
The Na'vi Three Day Weekend
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at the AMC Extended Stay.
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That movie's 72 hours long,
and they made us promise not to interrupt
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a single Zoë Saldana second.
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Well, if they come home and JK's dead,
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we'll never get our phones back.
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It's so uncool of them
to take our phones away
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just because we never, ever do
anything they tell us to do.
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- [JK Sevens belches]
- [all yelp]
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Agh! He's got SD cards
and screws comin' out both ends.
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[belches]
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[screaming] My buttholes!
They blew off all my buttholes!
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We're all just chickens
for the choo-choo.
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"Chickens for the choo-choo"?
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Oh, this situation's so FUBAR,
I can't think of clichés.
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It's horrifying.
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If we can survive long enough,
maybe we can escape.
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I'm not escaping.
We have a mission.
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We have to defeat the Scourge
and free this planet.
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Dude, this war is bullshit.
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Maybe. But if we prove
our mettle here, we'll be heroes,
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and then they'll have
to make us Silvercops.
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Are you serious?
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How could you still want
to be a Silvercop
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after they shipped us
to the ass pit of the universe?
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Because I don't quit
when things get tough, Dodge.
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Though I guess you do!
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How long have you had that
in your back pocket,
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you turkey-lookin' motherfucker?
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Look alive, Silver shits.
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That's the guy from before.
That's the guy from training.
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- Shut up! Shut up!
- I'm the new CO of this unit
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and, yes, my second head
was killed in action.
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I'm sure he's interjecting
something snarky and supportive
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from the great beyond.
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Okay, enough of that.
We got a mission, people.
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Our Silver Spies have learned about
a secret Horsey munitions facility.
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We need two volunteers to locate the base,
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infiltrate it, and activate this.
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A homing beacon.
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The signal will allow us
to precision bomb the base,
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obliterating it
without damaging the minerals
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in the surrounding area.
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Minerals like Goo Rock,
Star Rubies, and Gatoradium.
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Valuable shit.
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I'm not gonna lie,
this is a suicide mission.
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But apparently that term
is bad for morale,
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so we're calling it
"Super Cool Chill Hero Time" instead.
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Whatever dumbass goes on this
has a death wish.
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Sergeant, I'd like to volunteer!
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Tomblr! Did you not hear
what I just muttered?
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Yeah, but like I said,
we have to prove our mettle.
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Happy to hear it, Private.
Now we just need one more.
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Perhaps a best friend from bootcamp?
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Who maybe also looks like a tall dog?
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I think he's talking to you.
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Fine. I'm in, too.
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You're all gonna die
and rot in hell! [screams]
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Ha! Guess he wasn't as dead as I thought.
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But he's definitely dead now.
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Hey hey, great to see
the Opposites family again.
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I can only assume Korvo died
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from the whole turning to goo thing
a few years ago.
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- Poor bastard.
- No, he's alive and totally fine.
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Wow. I was sure he was a goner.
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Please help us, doctor.
Our robo is sick.
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Well, I have no idea how to fix robots,
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but I did once treat a woman named Alexa
for a yeast infection.
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A machine's just a person with no blood,
so let's take a look.
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[clanking]
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- [JK Sevens farts]
- Hmm.
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Nurse, bring in the Samba.
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You have a robot vacuum for the office?
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We get to keep whatever
we remove from people's butts.
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- [vacuum whirs]
- [JK Sevens beeping]
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[drill whirs]
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Whoa, that was awesome!
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Just as I suspected.
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He's a battle-bot, and he's sick
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because he hasn't been fulfilling
his core function of,
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in strict medical terms,
kicking robot ass.
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I'm recommending JK start battle-boting
as soon as possible.
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What's this prescription then?
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That's not a prescription.
It's a gamer tag.
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In case you ever want
to get owned in Call of Duty.
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- [lasers blasting]
- [explosions booming]
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Feel free to turn back anytime.
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I wish I could,
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but someone has to keep
your ass from getting killed.
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I am perfectly capable
of killin' my own ass.
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I mean, assing my own kill.
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I mean whatever! It doesn't matter!
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Uh, any of you know
Lieutenant Zergecchio?
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He's supposed to guide us through
the Yummy Carrot Rainbow Gulch.
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Oh, we have a special name
for that place.
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The Death Gulch.
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'Cause people die there?
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No, because people die there.
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If you want Zergey, he's over there.
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Zergecchio?
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- Oh, geez!
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[Tomblr dry heaving]
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Well, we can't find this base
if we don't have a guide.
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Better head back.
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C-c-come on, man. That's not back.
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You better be looking for another trench.
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Ugh.
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God, I'm starving.
I'd kill for a scrotum leech right now.
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Let's take a break.
I have to use the little Tomblr's room.
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The little... Ugh.
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Just go. Don't try
to make it funny. Just pee.
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- [zipper buzzes]
- [urine trickling]
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- [sighs]
- [urine spouting]
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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[horse snorts]
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[♪ tense music playing]
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[horse whinnies]
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[Tomblr grunts]
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[punches thudding]
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[hooves thudding]
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- [Tomblr panting]
- [horse whinnies]
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- [Tomblr yells]
- [horse whinnies]
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[Tomblr whimpers]
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I wasn't looking for scrotum leeches.
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What the fuck happened to you?
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Let's... Let's just go.
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[birds chirping]
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Hopefully, JK can get some of
the battle-boting out of his system here.
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I just don't want
these robos to hurt him.
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Okay, JK. Do your thing.
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[JK Sevens beeping excitedly]
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[♪ exciting music playing]
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[JK Sevens beeping]
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JK's got his mojo back!
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[sobs] He was my only friend!
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Come on, dude.
What happened back there?
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You're all haunted and shit now.
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I don't want to talk about it.
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[Dodge] Wow, this must be
Yummy Carrot Rainbow Gulch.
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I don't know what those grunts
we're talking about.
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I'm not getting death vibes at all.
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- [laser blasts]
- Get down!
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There's a Horsey sniper
on the outcropping up ahead.
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Yeah. And that sniper's got a gun!
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I'm Tomblr. This is Charger.
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On a special mission from Silver HQ.
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Name's Gex. This here's Quigonowski.
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And you're not going anywhere
with that Horsey scumbitch out there.
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I can see the sniper.
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He's on the high ridge.
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Now he's lookin' right at us.
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- Now he's pulling the trigger.
- [laser blasts]
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Now the bullets are coming
this way. Oh, shit!
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If you guys cover me,
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I can sneak up to the perch
and take him out.
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But you'll get shot!
The sniper, to remind you, has a gun!
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Don't worry. I've been specially trained
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in the latest sneaking techniques.
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Somersaults, baby crawls, tippy toes.
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I've heard of tippy toes before.
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Supposed to really be something.
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I also have a fiancée back home,
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and she's pregnant with twins.
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- [laser blasts]
- Ah! I'm hit!
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- We gotta save her!
- No!
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You go out there and you're dead too.
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- [laser blasts]
- [Quigonowski] Ah! He got me in the head.
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- [laser blasts]
- Now he got my shoulders!
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- [laser blasts]
- And my toes!
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I've been shot in the head,
shoulders, knees, and toes!
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Fuck you, you Horsey motherclomper!
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Fuck you and your gorgeous, shiny mane!
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Hmm. I have an idea.
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[horse grunts]
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- [grenade beeping]
- [horse nickers]
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[explosion booms]
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- [all cheer]
- Yeah!
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He had blinders on.
Never saw us comin'.
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In hindsight, not a smart move.
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Also, inside sight. [chuckles]
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[horses neighing]
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Ah, shit. What's that?
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It's Horsey patrol.
They must have heard the explosion.
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[all panting]
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[horse neighs]
244
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,037
Why'd they stop?
245
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,750
- [landmine beeps]
- [Gex yelps]
246
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,002
- [Tomblr gasps]
- We must be in a minefield.
247
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,547
[landmine beeps]
248
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,383
Shit, shit, shit! I'm gonna die!
249
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,426
I'm so scared, I'm pissing myself.
250
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,511
It's gonna be okay. Relax.
251
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,679
I saw this exact same thing happen
252
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,889
in George Clooney's best movie,
The Monuments Men.
253
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,058
We just have to find something
of equal weight
254
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,811
and then we switch you out with it,
Raiders of the Lost Ark style.
255
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,771
On the count of three,
I'm gonna pull you off
256
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:28,981
just like they did in Lethal Weapon.
257
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:31,650
I don't understand any
of the references you're making!
258
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:32,734
On three.
259
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,279
One... two, three!
260
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,075
Wow, it worked! [laughs]
261
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:43,453
I, uh, I didn't piss myself, by the way.
That, that was a joke.
262
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,580
- [object thuds]
- [landmine beeping]
263
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,206
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Run!
264
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,334
- [both screaming]
- [explosions booming]
265
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:58,427
So glad we cured JK Sevens
and won a $25 Cracker Barrel gift card.
266
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,846
That's country fried pancakes
for everyone.
267
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:05,350
Hell yeah. Hulu's HuluLulu,
play Yumyulack's "Yumyu Mix" to celebrate.
268
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,144
[♪ dance music playing]
269
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:10,272
[device thudding]
270
00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:14,526
Oh, geez. I guess JK still has
an appetite for robo destruction.
271
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,736
That's no big deal.
272
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,654
We can toss him a few more electronics
273
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,072
to get it out of his system.
274
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,783
[saw whirring]
275
00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:25,954
Holy Jennifer Jason Lopez, that was it!
276
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,998
JK destroyed every gadget in the house.
277
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,167
Terry's Vitamix actually put up
a decent fight.
278
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,420
What happens when we run
out of stuff for him to kill?
279
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,714
- [JK Sevens beeping and buzzing]
- [all gasp]
280
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,217
I think Terry keeps a Hitachi Wand
in the earthquake supplies.
281
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:39,635
Get it!
282
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,597
Where? Where am I?
283
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,932
[horse snorting]
284
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,476
[horse whinnies]
285
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,271
[Tomblr screams and whimpers]
286
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,191
Stay back. Don't take another clop!
287
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:55,776
Relax, T, it's okay.
288
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,528
There are Horseys everywhere!
289
00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:59,112
I know. They rescued us.
290
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,157
This is that secret base,
but it's not a munitions facility.
291
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,242
[Horsey] That's right, Tomblr.
292
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:06,328
You're safe here.
293
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:09,206
Who are you? I didn't know
Horseys could speak standard.
294
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,834
"Horsey" is a derogatory slur.
295
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,293
We are the Equinites.
296
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,755
My name is Buttercup.
I'm the leader of the resistance.
297
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,508
Oh, please.
You're the scourge on this world!
298
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:23,595
Come. It's time to remove
your blinders and see the truth.
299
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,682
[♪ gentle music playing]
300
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:29,476
[Buttercup]
There are no soldiers here.
301
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,728
Just families, refugees.
302
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:33,480
This is a sanctuary
303
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,482
for those who've been driven
from their homes.
304
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,277
But you were the ones
who invaded this planet.
305
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:42,072
The Silvercops are the ones who came here
to steal our natural resources.
306
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,241
Easy to take when you
exterminate the locals
307
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,868
and label them a scourge.
308
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,245
But that's the total opposite
of what we were told.
309
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,331
Wait, does the military lie
about its motives?
310
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,626
I suggest you rest
and help yourself to our finest feedbags.
311
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,213
We are a peaceful people,
and you are our guests.
312
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,512
[robot] Today is my first day
delivering food for Grub Bud.
313
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,805
I am so excited.
314
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,517
Hey there, robo pal.
Why don't you come on inside?
315
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,103
[robot] I am not supposed
to enter homes.
316
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,646
No, it's fine.
317
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,316
We just wanna give you a tip.
318
00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,860
Come on in. Don't be afraid.
319
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,571
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
320
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,031
[robot] What are you doing?
321
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,407
Sorry, little guy.
322
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,452
[♪ sinister music playing]
323
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:30,579
[robot] No, wait, please.
324
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,498
- [screams]
- [metal clanging]
325
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,167
[robot]
Ow, that's my wheel. Ow.
326
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,585
You got the Pad See Ew, right?
327
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,545
Yeah. And the papaya salad too.
328
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,173
[Dodge] Mm.
329
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,634
Damn, these oats are the shit.
330
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,260
Oh, I can't believe it.
331
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,638
The war, our mission, it's all a lie.
332
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:50,390
How could I be such a dumb sucker?
333
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,267
I mean, I tried to tell you
multiple times.
334
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,228
I mean, I've become the very thing
that terrified me
335
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,063
about the Silvercops when I was a kid.
336
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,148
A stupid, violent occupier.
337
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,358
Pretty ironic, huh?
338
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,777
You've always been
totally honest with me,
339
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,153
and I should have trusted you.
340
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,821
Oh, I'm such an idiot.
341
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,491
[sighs] I'm not who you think I am.
342
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,618
I'm actually a human from the planet Earth
343
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:12,204
who loves the Fast and Furious franchise
and was shot into space.
344
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,998
Some Silvercops framed me for murder
and they were going to kill me,
345
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:18,126
but I escaped and changed my appearance
so I could enlist in Silver Bootcamp.
346
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,462
My plan has always been
to work my way up the ranks
347
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,339
so I could get close
to the Silvers who betrayed me
348
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:23,549
and take my revenge.
349
00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:26,343
My name isn't even Dodge.
It's Glen Kumstein.
350
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,136
Glen Kum-steen?
351
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:31,098
No. What are you, reading it off a page?
I just said it now. Kumstein.
352
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,307
Let's get outta here, man.
353
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,351
Let's leave this planet
and start new lives
354
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,770
that are not defined
by getting revenge on the Silvercops.
355
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,189
- First, we destroy this homing beacon.
- Tomblr, no!
356
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,359
Die! Die! Die! What?
357
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,486
Destroying that
automatically signaled Silver HQ
358
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,280
to send a strike team
to these coordinates.
359
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,115
I read the manual
when I was taking a shit!
360
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,117
Oh, my stars and Marys, we gotta go!
361
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:51,743
[Tomblr panting]
362
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:52,828
Silvergrunts are on the way.
363
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,746
We have to get your people out now.
364
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,164
I'll herd everyone
toward the main entrance.
365
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,749
No! That's where they'll be coming.
366
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,001
Is there another way out?
367
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,085
There used to be.
368
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,921
It collapsed during
a bombing strike last winter.
369
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,173
What are we gonna do?
370
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:07,759
Back on Earth, my Honda S2000 had
about 250 horsepower.
371
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,304
But with all the Equinites here,
we have at least double that.
372
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:11,722
What are you suggesting?
373
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,724
Let's yank off these rocks!
374
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,143
[horses whinny]
375
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:21,565
[♪ dramatic music continues]
376
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,984
Kill everything that trots.
377
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,199
- Yah! Yah!
- [horses whinny]
378
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:32,451
Yah! Yah!
379
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:34,286
Yah!
380
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:35,662
It's too heavy.
381
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,581
You can do it. Yah!
382
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,875
It's hard enough
without you yelling, "Yah."
383
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,043
Shit, sorry.
384
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,545
God, I bet the optics
on this are terrible too.
385
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,088
- Pull!
- [horse whinnying]
386
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,675
[horse grunts]
387
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:53,722
It's open!
388
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,017
[timer beeping]
389
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,895
- [explosion booms]
- [ground rumbling]
390
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,396
The Silvers are here!
391
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,857
Buttercup, keep going.
We'll buy you some time.
392
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,485
[♪ dramatic music playing]
393
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,784
- [lasers blasting]
- [soldier screams]
394
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,960
- You see that, Kumstein?
- Oh!
395
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,503
- No!
- Oh, shit.
396
00:17:24,503 --> 00:17:26,839
Oh, they zapped me.
397
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,132
H-h-hold on.
I-I can get you outta here.
398
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,759
Help the Equinites to safety.
399
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,470
I'll hold off the grunts by myself.
400
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,097
Just make me one promise.
401
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:39,226
Rise up the ranks and take down
the entire Silver system.
402
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,186
- I'll do it.
- Go!
403
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,814
[Sgt. Argent cackling]
404
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:47,359
I knew a filthy holo like you
could never be a Silvercop.
405
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,570
- [timer beeping]
- Oh, shit!
406
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:52,072
Ow! Ow! Ah!
407
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:53,782
- Quit it.
- You quit it!
408
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,242
[timer beeping accelerates]
409
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,494
- [explosion booms]
- [ground rumbling]
410
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,915
[rocks thudding]
411
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:07,254
[Dodge grunting]
412
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,840
[♪ solemn music playing]
413
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,973
This is the border of Stable Territory.
414
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:19,099
We should be safe here.
415
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,229
[horse whinnies]
416
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,815
But you can proceed no further.
417
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,526
I understand, Buttercup. Goodbye.
418
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,862
[♪ solemn music continues]
419
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:36,950
[Yumyulack] None of the apps,
420
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,952
not Postmates, UberEats,
or even HuluLemon
421
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,370
will deliver to us anymore
422
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,748
because their robots keep
disappearing at our house.
423
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:46,126
Oh, no! He's gushing oil!
424
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,961
Hang in there, JK. Don't die on us.
425
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,463
No, wait.
426
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,882
Ew! This oil is amniotic.
427
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,926
He's not dying, he's giving birth!
428
00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:55,093
[beeping]
429
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,513
Okay, Sevens. You're gonna push on three.
430
00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:59,473
One, two, three!
431
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:03,018
[all]
Push, JK Sevens! Push! Push!
432
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,521
Ah! I can see it.
Just one more big push, JK.
433
00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:07,523
You got this! One more!
434
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:09,316
[object splats]
435
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,318
Is... Is it a baby?
436
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,571
No, it's next year's EyePhone!
437
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,323
Oh, I wanna cut the cord!
438
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:18,951
[chiming]
439
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:20,160
I can't believe it.
440
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,746
All this time, JK just
had morning sickness.
441
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,498
He must have only wanted to battle-bot
442
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:27,501
because he was so hormonal
from his pregnancy.
443
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,378
Well, we've learned a valuable lesson.
444
00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:32,673
Never trust a doctor who shares an office
with Hometown Buffet.
445
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:34,174
[JK Sevens beeps]
446
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,719
[Dodge sighs]
447
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,221
I'm sorry, Tomblr.
448
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,098
I don't think I'm ever getting
off this planet,
449
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,183
much less infiltrating
the Silvercops again.
450
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:44,852
[sighs]
451
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:47,646
[soldier] Charger!
452
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,731
Every Silvergrunt suit has
a recording device.
453
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,900
We heard everything you said
454
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,027
about taking down the Silvercops.
455
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,989
The balls on this guy.
Thinks he's a one-man army.
456
00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:58,949
You Silvercops can go fuck yourselves
457
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,826
in your stinking Silver asses!
458
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:02,828
[cops laugh]
459
00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:04,663
He thinks we're Silvercops.
460
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:05,747
You're not?
461
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,459
[gasps] Goldcops.
462
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,254
That's right. We were created
to keep the Silvercops in line.
463
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,631
Your friend was spot on.
They're rotten to the core.
464
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,843
The entire Silver organization
has to go down.
465
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,386
And you want my help?
466
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,637
What do you say?
467
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:24,641
Do you have what it takes to be...
a Goldcop?
468
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:27,227
[♪ energetic rock music playing]
469
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,654
[♪ dramatic theme playing]
470
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,531
[mimicking laser fire]
471
00:21:20,581 --> 00:21:25,131
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