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老鼠會來偷誘餌，然後…
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被電死
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這麼簡單就能殺死一隻老鼠？
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就這麼簡單
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這是網路上最不殘忍的殺老鼠器
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你們想殺了上帝造的生物？
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開玩笑而已
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周牧師
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牧師，您需要什麼幫忙？
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我只是來提醒自己
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妳丈夫長什麼樣子
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生意太好了，周牧師
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總該有人顧店
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也該有人照顧性靈
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牧師，他才剛說到
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他這週就會上教會
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好女人難尋
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她們的價值遠比鑽石更高
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這是《箴言》13章
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兩位，週日見了
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再見，牧師
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“汝不該偷竊”
聖經的某張傑說的
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-一條口香糖
-那是優待
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你也常常優待很多朋友
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優待是給特別朋友的特殊禮物
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牧師也是特別的朋友
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朋友不會佔你便宜
不會偷光你的口香糖
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看吧？汝不該偷竊
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…歡迎他的兒子回家
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但掀起他的衣服時…
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父親卻感到自卑了
聽得懂嗎？
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有人認為，這不過是寓言
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有人認為這實在超無聊
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但是不對，這就是上帝的作法
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以保護我們，歡迎我們回家
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哪個爸爸會這樣做？
以懲罰作為歡迎
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再不安靜，我就懲罰你
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-阿們
-阿們
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說到歡迎，你們都知道
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我們一直在找另個人選
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請與我一起歡迎我們的新副牧師
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妮娜高梅茲牧師
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謝謝大家，大家好
還有…“逆們好”
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我的發音正確嗎？
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或許有人可以幫我精進我的發音
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我可以幫忙
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我星期二可以跟妳拿筆記嗎？
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-妳不是每堂課都錄音嗎？
-對
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-被刪除了嗎？
-沒有，但我可能按了暫停
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是妳在手機上睡著時
臉按到的？
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我到底能不能借筆記？
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-嗨
-嗨
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薩米拉，這是艾力克斯
那個警察
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我跟妳說過的員警
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艾力克斯，薩米拉
薩米拉，艾力克斯
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-嗨
-嗨
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所以…妳好嗎？
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很好，非常好，現在還更好
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-為什麼？
-對啊，為什麼？
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今天過得很順
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薩米拉和我正在聊筆記的事
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筆記？
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有時我覺得我做的就只有做筆記
還有看筆記
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這裡有個舊筆記本
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看，這都是筆記，全都是筆記
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這還只是今天記的
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老實說，很多內容都是保密的
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是證據，不該給妳看的
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你現在只能逮捕我了嗎？
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我這次先警告就好
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警告她不准看你給她看的東西？
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說得對
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我還在執勤，我要回去了
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-我只想打聲招呼
-嗨
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下次被搶再告訴我，好嗎？
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-我有你的電話
-有嗎？
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-119
-對，說得對
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-咖啡
-咖啡
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你說什麼？
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下次要不要一起喝杯咖啡？
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好，我很樂意
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街上有間可愛的咖啡店
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對，杯子杯子
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-妳是說現在？
-當然
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我是說…我在工作，所以…
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但妳五點下班，所以…
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-其實我五點半才下班
-那就約六點？
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-好
-好
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-太好了
-我很期待…咖啡之約
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我平常不會這樣說話
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沒關係
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好
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到時候見
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嗨
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嗨，妮娜牧師
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我是金先生，這是我的…
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太太，金太太
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妳好
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周牧師說你們住在這區
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我就住在西邊的街口
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那太好了
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-我們是鄰居
-沒錯
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聽著，我想感激你們
今天早上給我的熱烈歡迎
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我真的很感動
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教會對我們來說很重要
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我們很常參與
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金太太，周牧師跟我說
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妳是一定要認識的信眾
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我們都很重要
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不管需要什麼，妳根本不用開口
我們一定幫忙
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-謝謝
-不用客氣
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需要什麼嗎？
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洋芋片？爆米花？
咳嗽糖漿？棒棒糖？
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花生
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或許就來個薄荷糖吧，先這樣
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妳在這不用付錢
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不，我堅持
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這是優待
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特別的朋友不用付錢
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感覺不太好，金先生
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妳想付錢也沒關係
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不行，有關係，周牧師從來不付錢的
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甚至連付錢的念頭都沒有
他跟耶穌一樣
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接受就對了
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既然你都那樣說了
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謝謝
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-之後見了？
-好，再見
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妳在幹嘛？
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如果可以這樣對周牧師
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那也可以這樣對妮娜牧師
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一包薄荷糖
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我以為只有白人才不會跳
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NBA有多少韓國人來著？
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林書豪
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不對，他是華人
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-是一半韓國人
-真的嗎？
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假的
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贏了，啤酒你請
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你一樣是黑人，但你速度變慢了
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對，我只希望
你能在粉絲俱樂部面前張揚一下
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是嗎？我根本沒看見她們
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真無恥，你真是完全沒變
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我只是想滿足大家的願望
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阿政，你衣服又不見了？
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對，粉絲跟我拿走了
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妳好嗎？
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我跟你說過吧？
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-沒有
-是嗎？
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說來好笑，我們去喝了咖啡
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後來看了電影
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就這樣
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我們還跟我的幾位同事一起喝了酒
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他也來參加了我學校活動
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-對
-對
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看來你們很忙
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我想打電話給你
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但我後來覺得應該親自告訴你
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我們都這麼想
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所以就是現在
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我們告訴你了
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親自告訴你
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-總之，我們要去喝飲料
-對
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薩米拉和傑洛也會來
你要一起嗎？
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我想去，但我不能去，因為…
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-你沒事吧？
-沒事
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去享受吧，好好享受相處時光
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好吧
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和你的粉絲俱樂部玩得開心
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我拿了幾樣東西
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優待
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不行，我不能收，這太多了
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有時候太多，有時候太少
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剛好補足了
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抱歉
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好了，停…
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我去幫幫三個臭皮匠
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-好了…
-我來…
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希望妳不會覺得受到冒犯
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但“優待”這件事讓我不太自在
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他很固執
有時自尊還會害他失去理智
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-我想付錢
-我也希望妳付錢
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但我不想冒犯你們文化
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文化是還好啦，丈夫就不一樣了
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抱歉，我把這個買下來…
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好，那妳就假裝接受他的優待
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我會記錄下來，妳之後再付我錢
這樣如何？
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很好，謝謝妳
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他來買一個湯罐頭
現在還要買下五包餅乾碎屑
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好，聊到哪裡了？
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金太太在幫我打東西裝袋
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還有一樣東西，很特別的禮物
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好漂亮
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好漂亮
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-60塊錢？
-優待
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好漂亮
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-他人不錯吧？
-看得出他很喜歡妳
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-妳這樣想？
-對
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可是？
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好，只是…我昨晚看了你倆的互動
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-他在親妳、摸妳的背…
-然後呢？
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00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,793
感覺都是單向的
202
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,795
我也很有感情，還會搔他鼻子
203
00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:33,382
對，傑洛和我看不懂妳想幹嘛
204
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,176
幹嘛？不過就是搔搔鼻子
205
00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:37,303
妳一直講，好像很重大一樣
206
00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:39,263
-妳在幹嘛？
-看吧？
207
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,848
這才是正常的反應
208
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,851
-艾力克斯沒有抱怨
-因為他喜歡妳
209
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,103
他的觸摸敏感量表有七分
210
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,022
妳至少要得到五分才行
211
00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:51,859
-那我現在幾分？
-三分，沒錯
212
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:54,403
妳喝多的時候，會變成四分
213
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,156
除非妳喝的是龍舌蘭
那樣就只剩一分
214
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,160
我不想太迷戀他
215
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,995
我不覺得那會有什麼風險
216
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:11,837
謝謝
217
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,342
-還要什麼嗎？
-不用了，謝謝
218
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,389
-金先生？
-是的
219
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,182
這樣太多了
220
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:27,687
是很多沒錯，但優待就是優待
221
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:31,315
聽著，我知道我拿了很多東西
可是…
222
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,776
不用擔心，我都處理好了
223
00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,987
-上帝會付錢？
-不是，我會付錢，之後會付
224
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:38,864
我會給你太太錢
225
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,617
優待讓我覺得不太自在
226
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,827
所以我們就談好了作法
227
00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,413
金太太偷襲我
228
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:51,085
不能說是偷襲
只是我覺得不太自在而已
229
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:52,712
金太太偷襲我
230
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,256
-這是我的主意
-是她讓妳這樣想
231
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,134
金太太的突襲都很聰明
232
00:11:58,634 --> 00:11:59,802
幾乎能說是最厲害的
233
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:01,971
幾乎而已
234
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:05,266
聽著，我知道我該早點說的
只是…
235
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:09,019
我不想害你和太太之間有什麼摩擦
236
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,106
不，我不氣妳和金太太
237
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,108
我同意妳們倆
238
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,694
拿了東西本來就該付錢
239
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:20,239
每個人都該付錢，沒有人例外
240
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,509
-幹嘛？
-什麼幹嘛？
241
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,221
妳看起來好像有什麼計謀
242
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:48,726
我知道妳和妮娜牧師的協議了
243
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,021
她想付錢
244
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,606
我知道
245
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,401
這是個好主意，我也希望她付錢
246
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,029
每個人都要付錢
247
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:07,828
所以我要給周牧師一張收據
上面列了72條口香糖
248
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:12,124
44條巧克力棒，還有兩盒餅乾
249
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,461
你什麼時候給的？
250
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,798
就在剛剛，我放在信封裡
251
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:29,391
不好意思…
252
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,353
不好意思…
253
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:38,692
不好意思…
254
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,737
不好意思…
255
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,826
妳覺得我這樣安排怎麼樣？
256
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,954
別反應太大
257
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,335
好啦…
258
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:01,131
不好意思…
259
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,342
可以加入你們嗎？
260
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,639
星期天值班很棒吧？好安靜
261
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,599
對，讓人想不透我們幹嘛開店
262
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,310
所以，你們剛剛在聊什麼？
263
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,021
我剛發現我妹妹在跟我朋友約會
264
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,107
這樣不對，告訴他，夏倫
265
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,734
-你朋友是好人嗎？
-他人很好
266
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:23,612
好，我高中的時候
267
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,282
有個人跟我朋友的妹妹交往
268
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,285
但這人的哥哥並不喜歡我朋友的妹妹
269
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,120
最後，他就逼他們分手了
270
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,455
我要告訴你們這件事是因為…
271
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,166
那個人就是我
272
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,878
妳是說妳以前是男的？
273
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,589
不是，我原本覺得這故事太私人了
274
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,757
所以我想假裝是別人的事，可是…
275
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:45,968
我不知道我幹嘛把自己說成男的
276
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:47,970
總之，我講到一半時心想
277
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,430
“阿政和小金是我朋友
278
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:50,931
我可以坦誠這是我的故事”
279
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,392
我決定先說完，之後再坦承
280
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,810
所以才變成現在這樣
281
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,771
我的重點是，你必須跟隨直覺
282
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,857
如果你妹妹開心，你就該開心
283
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,650
我是很開心，只是…
284
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,862
感覺有點怪，但我不希望如此
285
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,197
所以我才邀請他們
今晚一起來看籃球
286
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:11,535
-什麼？今晚是辣玉米片週日
-主題之夜最好玩了
287
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,288
我以前待的分店會辦乳酪鍋週五
288
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,998
在流感季節辦這活動不太好
289
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,584
辣玉米片週日是神聖的政金時光
290
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,545
-政金？
-重點是，這是我們的傳統
291
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,963
我們才辦過兩次
292
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,256
你應該先問我的
293
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,716
他說得沒錯
294
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:26,800
好啦
295
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,721
珍妮和艾力克斯
可不可以加入我們的辣玉米片週日？
296
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,973
謝謝你問我，但不行
297
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,311
我已經邀了他們
而且他們會來，所以…
298
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:40,022
我也說過了，你應該先問我，所以…
299
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,024
來不及了，他們會來，所以…
300
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,860
停…
301
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,779
金先生，這裡是不能進入的
302
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,030
我犯了個錯
303
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,866
我不小心把圖書館借閱證
放在信封裡了
304
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,661
我也老是這樣
305
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,745
你不該來這，金先生
306
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,747
妳的公車拋錨的時候
307
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,875
是誰大老遠開到拉馬賭場接妳？
308
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,544
-你也接了你太太
-還有妳
309
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,507
這是教會規定，除了收銀的人之外
其他人不得進入
310
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,717
-當我們不在吧
-金先生，拜託
311
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,138
金太太、金先生
312
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,849
牧師
313
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:20,187
金先生不小心把駕照放進信封裡了
314
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,314
你剛剛說是圖書館借閱證
315
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,692
這兩樣東西都很重要
316
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,361
眾志成城
317
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,155
一起把證件找出來吧
318
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,463
-是這個嗎？
-是的，謝謝妳
319
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,927
就像女人找到
遺失的金幣那則寓言一樣
320
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,931
來慶祝吧，誰想吃口香糖？
321
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,859
來到位置，兩人包夾
322
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,152
準備投籃
323
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,528
太棒了
324
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,363
怎麼了？我錯過什麼？
325
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,824
-你的兄弟嗆到了
-就是這樣
326
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,744
-妳沒事吧？好
-沒事
327
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,298
-你看到了嗎？
-太明顯了
328
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,676
就算你能接受他們交往
329
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,679
但文明人還是該有特定的樣子
但他們那樣不對
330
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,014
說得對
331
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,182
重點不是交往
332
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,350
-重點是界線
-沒錯
333
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:42,853
他們不尊重我們的界線
334
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,354
我們也不用尊重他們
335
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,734
這樣真棒
336
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,695
沒錯
337
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,030
真的很棒
338
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,949
老天，廚房真熱
339
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,160
對，你們真該裝個空調
340
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,496
好，我要去解放一下了
341
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,833
玉米片真好吃
342
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,919
對，有人餵我吃更美味
343
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,922
你最近有聽到卡利的消息嗎？
344
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,132
你的上衣是怎麼回事？
345
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,093
卡利應該在艾德蒙頓
346
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,930
你可以關門嗎？
347
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,431
好的
348
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,309
簡直是尼加拉大瀑布
349
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,730
-你有洗手嗎？
-你的上衣去哪了？
350
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,942
-不過是看球賽而已
-你們好奇怪
351
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:30,984
有嗎？
352
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,236
-有一點
-什麼？
353
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,988
很抱歉，我妹妹躺在你大腿上
我就聽不到你說話了
354
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,865
所以你們才要脫掉上衣？
355
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,408
重點是界線
356
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,577
所以我和艾力克斯在場
你們覺得不自在？
357
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,538
把男友當椅子，妳覺得自在嗎？
358
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,081
-他不是我男友
-我不是她男友
359
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,416
你怎麼那樣說？
360
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,628
-妳也說了
-我沒有像你那樣說
361
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,256
好吧
362
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:56,301
或許我是有點不自在
363
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,804
-跟我在一起？
-不是跟你在一起
364
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:00,681
是躺在你身上
365
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,725
妳說妳覺得很舒服
366
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,478
是很舒服沒錯，只是那不是我的本性
367
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,690
我從沒要求妳做妳自己以外的人
368
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,108
對，我知道
369
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,861
聽著，或許…
370
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:19,032
大家都該遵循自己自在的方式
371
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:19,950
很好
372
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,035
-我可以穿上衣服嗎？
-拜託你
373
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,704
我這樣就很自在了
374
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,039
你的球隊什麼時候多拿12分的？
375
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,541
我脫掉上衣的時候
376
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,335
這是真的，他穿得越少
球隊表現就越好
377
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,004
脫掉褲子
378
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,797
拜託不要脫掉褲子
379
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:39,553
嗨
380
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,974
-妮娜牧師
-我只是想來看看你們好不好
381
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:48,145
是的，謝謝妳沒告訴周牧師
382
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,272
沒事的，我可以理解
383
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:51,940
應該吧
384
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,067
有時候，我會衝動行事
385
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:55,736
有時是好事
386
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,363
有時是壞事
387
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,740
我很開心一切都很順利
388
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,242
可是…別再優待了，好嗎？
389
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,785
優待結束了
390
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,038
-所有人都是
-所有人都是
391
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,916
-下週會見到你嗎？
-妳要佈道？
392
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,375
-對
-我們會去的
393
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,128
除非你要工作
394
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,964
上帝說，週日是安息日
395
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,383
聖經說的，某某章節
396
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,970
好，再見
397
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,227
你們喜歡妮娜牧師，我很開心
398
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,145
她很需要聽到這句話
399
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,814
老爸跟她說過好幾次了
400
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,028
-說不定太多次了
-妳才說太多次了
401
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,157
之後見
402
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,244
牧師…
403
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,332
我們不行…
404
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,584
生意不太好
405
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:55,671
所以我們不再給人優待了
406
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:59,549
-抱歉，牧師
-沒關係…
407
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,760
妳不用覺得抱歉
408
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,182
謝謝，星期天見
409
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,483
他好久沒為口香糖付錢了
410
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:17,401
對
411
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,320
從1982年就沒再付過了
412
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:41,717
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