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-妳看到了嗎？
-看到什麼？
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那個人
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-誰？
-後面那個人
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-那個黑人？
-珍妮，別種族歧視
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-什麼？有
-看到後面那個人了嗎？
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妳說呢？會偷還是不會偷？
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-你看到他偷拿東西？
-沒有
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因為他不會偷
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他不會偷是因為他是黑人
還穿著棕色鞋
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他不會偷東西
因為他是穿著棕色鞋的黑人？
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穿著棕色鞋的黑人就不會偷東西
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-這是可以刪除的搭配
-可以刪除的搭配，懂了
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以後接管商店之後，妳要懂得分辨
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-會偷跟不會偷的人
-我絕對不會接管商店
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穿著白鞋的白人會偷東西
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穿著藍外套的棕膚色女人就不會偷
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但是蕾絲邊，就是同性戀的女生
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如果吹了口哨…
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那就會偷東西
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但一次兩個蕾絲邊？
驚喜吧，不會偷東西
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就算吹口哨也一樣
這是可以刪除的搭配
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假設是留著長直髮的亞洲胖同志
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還有綁著馬尾、穿著牛仔靴的
黑人蕾絲邊
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兩人走在一起，會不會偷？
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-不可能的
-什麼不可能？
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-亞洲胖同志
-老爸，亞洲人也有同性戀
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我知道，但同性戀亞洲人絕對不胖
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只有瘦瘦的亞洲人才會是同性戀
這是規則
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他們就是這樣，沒錯
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多久？
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好，是的，我去看看他在不在
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太好了
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不，不要跟她說
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這是驚喜
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好的，我會的，妳也是，再見
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-是誰？
-是李太太
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她女兒葛瑞絲來了
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我在幫她計劃行程
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那妳為什麼好像叼著老鼠的貓一樣？
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-叼著老鼠？
-妳知道我的意思
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妳要給誰驚喜？
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誰提到驚喜了？
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“會是個驚喜，好的，我會的，再見”
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你不該偷聽我跟人私下的說話
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妳才不該在聽力很好的人面前
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跟別人私下談話
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-他心情不好
-我沒有心情不好
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-珍妮，傑洛
-嗨，老爸，再見，老爸
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停步
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-你們要去哪？
-我們學校辦了…
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我們沒要去哪，走吧
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妳趕著要走，卻說沒要去哪？
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傑洛，你說吧
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別說
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-傑洛
-呃…
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如果只有我，我就會告訴你
但為了珍妮…
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-快說
-不准說
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-快說，傑洛
-不准說
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可以快點走嗎？
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-不准走
-你才不准走
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謝謝
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嗨，阿政
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可以的話
可以幫我看看這些合約嗎？
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好的，當然
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怎麼樣？有什麼新消息嗎？
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沒有，沒什麼
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你剪頭髮了嗎？
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沒有
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-我沒有變
-我也沒有變
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沒什麼太大改變，但還是有點不同
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我剛轉寄了泰德的要求給你
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關於無慮科技帳戶的事
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葛瑞絲？
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阿政？
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-嗨
-嗨
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妳怎麼知道我在這工作？
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-你在這工作？
-妳不是為此才會來嗎？
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-來多倫多？
-不是
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妳怎麼會來租車公司？
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我來租車
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說得對，抱歉
只是我看到妳太驚訝了
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-我以為妳住在溫哥華
-沒錯
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所以我才要來這租車
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-我老媽說…
-我老媽說可以來這裡
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對
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對
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泰倫斯，這位是泰倫斯
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應該請他來幫妳
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這樣最好
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泰倫斯，這位是葛瑞絲李
她想租車
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很好，妳來對地方了
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-沒事吧？
-老實說
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我剛剛會像白痴一樣嗎？
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不會，就算努力模仿
你也不會像白痴
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-我剛看起來一定很努力嘗試
-我錯過什麼？
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-葛瑞絲李
-不會吧
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-對
-她在辦公室？
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是前女友嗎？
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阿政高中時期的頭號愛人
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所以你談過戀愛
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誰沒有呢？
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-我不會說那叫戀愛，不像…
-小金
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我只想說，那段關係只是性愛而已
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-好了
-好了
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我們要保持專業
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我知道在工作場合遇到喜歡的人
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-會有多難受
-這個嘛…
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曾經喜歡的人，還是現在還喜歡？
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她幹嘛來？我以為她討厭你
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我猜我老媽還是想讓我們復合
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難怪你媽打電話問我
你今天幾點上班
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-你怎麼沒告訴我？
-老兄，我不是你的秘書
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-我應該跟她聊聊
-還有其他選項
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但我有什麼資格阻礙別人的愛情？
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-恕我失陪
-沒問題
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-《龍爭虎鬥》
-《黃飛鴻之二：男兒當自強》
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-《功夫》
-《龍少爺》
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-《臥虎藏龍》
-《葉問》
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-《五毒》
-五什麼？
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-你不知道《五毒》？
-我知道
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史上最棒的功夫電影
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看吧，我就說吧
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-陳先生，這是傑洛
-傑洛
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-你的品味很好
-謝謝
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所以，什麼是多倫多合氣道？
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傑洛和我覺得合氣道課會很有趣
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學校報名有優惠，還蠻不錯的
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-有趣？
-對
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-優惠？
-對
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很酷？
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合氣道是很嚴肅的，珍妮
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-你說真的？
-對，我說真的
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-老爸，你認真的？
-對
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這是我認真的表情
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-還蠻認真的
-那是你認真的表情？
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-對，妳在說什麼？
-我在說認真的事，老爸
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-我也是
-很好，幸好我們解決了問題
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停步
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好啦，妳不用求我
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我會教妳合氣道
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我問過你好幾百次
能不能教我合氣道了
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但你每次都拒絕，因為我是女生
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現在有別的男人要教我
你就吃醋了？
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-超級吃醋
-我才沒吃醋
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妳小時候太胖了
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連手臂都彎不了
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-現在妳可以學了
-隨便你說，不用了
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我們喜歡合氣道的老師
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妳的合氣道老師是誰？
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-他叫做…
-他比較像是藝術老師
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妳的藝術老師想沾韓國的光？
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不行，不可以這樣
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只有韓國人可以教韓國合氣道
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-表演一下妳學到的
-好
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這是扣手腕法
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抓住我的這裡，然後我就這樣…
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孩子，好痛啊
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對不起，我不是故意傷害你的
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妳應該小心點，珍妮
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我年紀大了，身體也變差
跟妳爸爸一樣
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你在說什麼？
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傑洛，對我使出一招
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沒關係，金先生
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我就買一個…
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-好
-冷凍的東西
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我會慢慢地攻擊你
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你最好使出合氣道招式
否則你會受傷
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-拜託你
-我會用左手攻擊，好嗎？
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我來了，傑洛，超慢的
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-用合氣道救救我
-好吧，金先生
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沒事吧？
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我的腹部受到重擊
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透過我背上剛被打出來的洞
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剛剛還真尷尬
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對，沒錯
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但是，沒差啦
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聽著，我只想跟妳道歉
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為了高中時的事
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高中時發生什麼事？
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我做的那些事，害妳討厭我了
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你應該說得更詳細一點
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我記得我去妳家，和妳家人吃飯
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在出席之前喝了點伏特加
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不只一點
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我記得我打了一棵樹…
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-那是我叔叔
-我還記得我吐在一棵樹上
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那也是我叔叔
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你真的不記得了？
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我知道我當時很白癡
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對，沒錯
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妳在這裡會很忙嗎？
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要開很多會
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時間都排滿了？
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如果想約我出去，那最好動作快
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因為我是以時薪計費的
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聽起來怪怪的
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我說要收費是因為我是律師
不是援交的…
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妳今晚能和我去吃晚餐嗎？
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好的
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妳開完會後再打給我吧
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我會請我諸多助理中的一位打給你
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等等，我還沒檢查車子的撞傷
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別擔心，泰倫斯，我不會跟夏倫說
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我最好去跟夏倫說
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老爸，你是怎麼回事？
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老天爺，金先生
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你根本是李小龍加李連杰
綜合在胖韓國人身上
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-傑洛，沒事吧？
-我沒事
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重心的位置太高了
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你應該彎下膝蓋
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雙腳是力量的源頭，就像大樹一樣
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樹根夠深，果食才大，懂嗎？
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-不太懂
-你為什麼…要這樣做？
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我是這樣學的
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不對，應該這樣才對
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對，這個技巧才對
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-感覺到了嗎？
-有的
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-你這種感覺就對了
-老爸，別再炫技了
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-我沒在炫技
-這樣確實比較有效
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我們的老師就是這樣教的
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所以我們就要這樣學
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我是大師，是更強的大師
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你應該跟他們的合氣道老師來場決鬥
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看看誰的戰鬥技巧比較厲害
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他忙著把傑洛打倒
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不過是場友誼賽
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妳的老師可以從我身上學到很多
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他教的東西都不對
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別跟我說，跟他說吧
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說不定我真的會做
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說不定你應該去做
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走吧，傑洛
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真懷念，溫哥華都沒有真正的韓國城
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西區是有零星幾家，可是…
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我們都在高貴林、本拿比…
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-市郊區
-對
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這裡感覺沒什麼變
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對，韓國城沒什麼變
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但北約克越來越厲害了
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-對了，北韓國城
-沒錯
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不過很多波斯人搬過來這裡
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謝帕德那間爛商場還在嗎？
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妳說妳差點在那刺青的那間？
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-什麼叫差點？
-妳在開玩笑
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是嗎？
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-晚安
-我有訂位，名字是葛瑞絲李
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是的，其他賓客已經到了
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妳在這裡做什麼？媽
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每次她生氣時就會叫我媽
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-妳怎麼知道我們會在這吃飯？老媽
-他都叫我老媽，只要他…
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老媽，拜託
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-周牧師說的
-周牧師怎麼知道？
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-他說他聽張艾迪說的
-張艾迪是誰？
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就是打掃教堂的張艾迪
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張艾迪
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張艾迪還會去第一頂級美髮打掃
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什麼？
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小金的媽媽韓太太
就是第一頂級美髮的老闆
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兩位，無意冒犯
但這是我們私下的晚餐
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拜託，聽我們說一下下
我們馬上離開
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遠距離戀愛對年輕人來說非常難熬
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但你們搬到同座城市之前
我們會幫你們熬過交往前期
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葛瑞絲是律師，比較會賺錢
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但她已經不是處女了
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-老媽
-阿政是個有趣的帥哥
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但他在租車公司上班
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我們覺得你們倆天造地設
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每座城市都有租車公司
你可以去上班
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每座城市都有犯罪
妳也可以去上班
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這是我們的想法
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妳太過分了，老媽
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這就是我搬去溫哥華的原因
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抱歉，阿政
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-滿意了吧？
-不
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別擔心，我會跟張艾迪說…
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00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,991
別跟任何人說，好嗎？我們談完了
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阿政
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左邊手臂抬高，不對，彎曲膝蓋
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對，很好
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-金先生，我不確定這樣好不好
-不，傑洛
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我們都想知道哪裡做錯了
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對
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那是楊大師
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上吧，老爸，你去教教他合氣道
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妳為什麼說合氣道老師是藝術老師？
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00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,242
精確來說，他是武術老師
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00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,619
妳怎麼沒說是楊大師？
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00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,830
你沒問過，因為你沒問過
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00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,873
妳的計畫會害慘自己
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-怎麼說？
-要是他殺了我，妳就要繼承商店
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葛瑞絲
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-我就知道這樣不對
-對
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00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,509
她們不會改變的
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對，但我們還是要吃飯吧？
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00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,972
去吃炸醬麵吧
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00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,181
我知道一間餐廳
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不要
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00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,395
我想吃最好吃的乳酪漢堡
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00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,438
還要吃這麼大份的肉醬薯條
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00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,774
天啊，妳真的想害我吐出來
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00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,776
那是我要吃的，你自己點吧
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00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,280
知道我是誰嗎？
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00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,698
知道，楊大師
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00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,412
今天有位重要訪客
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00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,208
金大師要示範
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00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,835
他的合氣道技法
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00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,919
不對…
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00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,213
楊大師，我辦不到
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00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,049
拜託，我太敬重您了
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00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,050
特洛伊
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00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,345
來協助金大師
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00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,853
好的，所以…
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00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:59,899
我的合氣道是小時候學的
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00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,358
已經生疏了
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00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,737
你來攻擊我
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00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,238
你要我怎麼攻擊？
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00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,158
不知道，你想怎麼做都可以
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00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,659
停
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00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,001
-祝你好運，老爸
-再見，珍妮
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00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,717
-準備好了嗎？
-準備好了
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00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,178
-你看起來還沒準備好
-你才是呢
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00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,268
抱歉，你沒事吧？
323
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,686
我沒事
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00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,778
非常好，所有人起立
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00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,454
特洛伊，暖身
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00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:57,748
剛剛真厲害
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-你沒事吧？老爸
-我沒事
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00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,544
我沒想到他會叫你上去
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00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,385
知道這句話的意思嗎？
330
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,722
簡單來說就是，尊敬妳的爸爸
331
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:16,767
懂了嗎？
332
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,481
謝謝你的示範，金先生
333
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,358
謝謝你的好心，楊大師
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00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:30,447
別惹我的學生，否則我就找你麻煩
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00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:31,740
好的
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00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,118
謝謝你來，金先生
337
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,494
謝謝你
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00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,926
阿政？有人在嗎？
339
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,886
-阿政？
-老媽？
340
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,140
-妳來幹嘛？
-我很抱歉
341
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:59,059
算了，小金，在洗澡的那個
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00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,603
-我老媽來了
-阿政
343
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,815
我是好媽媽嗎？
344
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,071
我懂了，我先走了
345
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,656
不，老媽…
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00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:15,743
嗨，阿姨
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00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,245
你說他在洗澡
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00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,914
-我是說了
-我沒有
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00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,791
是誰在洗澡？
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00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,668
我不知道
351
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,009
妳認識我老媽
352
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,219
記得小金吧？
353
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,221
-當然
-嗨
354
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,849
嗨，我先進去了
355
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,851
好主意
356
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,478
希望她沒用我的菜瓜布
357
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,396
我跟蛇一樣會脫皮
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00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,899
所以現在是怎樣？
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00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,859
-你要搬去溫哥華嗎？
-沒有
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00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,904
-妳要搬回來嗎？
-沒有
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00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,200
是李太太
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00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,077
去吧
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00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,287
接電話，告訴她
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00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:01,789
妳很想說的
365
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,627
我很好，妳好嗎？
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00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,005
不知道
我怎會知道葛瑞絲在哪裡？
367
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,049
不，妳的語氣才奇怪
368
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:13,717
好，再見
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00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,304
天啊，老媽
我從沒看過妳忍住不說
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00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,515
對，謝謝妳
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00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:20,933
不用客氣
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00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,143
但不重要，她已經知道了
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00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,028
很好
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00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,822
你動作變快了，維傑
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00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,406
謝謝你，金先生
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00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,746
-他們真可愛
-對
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00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,164
別讓他們騙了你
378
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,251
他們馬上就會變成跆拳道黑帶冠軍了
379
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:48,961
他們會這樣
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00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,178
-你會打跆拳道？
-不算真的會
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00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,471
但我非常喜歡
382
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,308
-非洲也有跆拳道？
-對
383
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,228
索馬利雅還拿過銀牌
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00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,857
-就在2013年國際公開賽
-天啊，真厲害
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00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,026
-你看起來不像索馬利雅人
-我不是
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00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,903
我只是了解跆拳道的事
387
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,197
-跆拳道是韓國來的
-我知道
388
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,158
-我是韓國人
-我知道
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00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,827
-合氣道也是韓國來的
-合氣道？
390
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,788
對，但這種武術速度比較快
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00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:29,543
崔榮術在日本當僕人時
發明了合氣道
392
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,172
某方面來說，這也算是日本武術
393
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:35,424
才不是，你開玩笑嗎？
394
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,134
不是，我只是說…
395
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,220
跆拳道也是韓國人發明的嗎？
396
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,430
當然是韓國人
397
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,182
我都不知道韓國人有這麼強壯
398
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,641
對，非常強壯的
399
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,810
跆拳道的歷史很悠久
400
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:50,981
由很久以前的韓國軍人發明
他當時住在…
401
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,151
日本
402
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,573
這裡還真熱
403
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,409
-地球暖化
-對
404
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,870
說不定那也是日本人發明的
405
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,928
我是張凌，我很擅長功夫
406
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,306
抱歉，但現在客滿了
407
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,643
-你從哪弄來的？
-陳先生給我的
408
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:31,146
劇情有點難懂，但功夫很精彩
409
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,064
很道地
410
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:36,777
看吧？
411
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,612
他們在天花板上倒吊著打架
412
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,406
對，這是道地的蜥蜴式戰術
413
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,534
或者說是萊諾李奇風格
414
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:46,536
什麼？
415
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,372
因為他也在天花板上跳舞
416
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,458
要是妳年紀夠大，就會覺得好笑
417
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,085
對，或許吧
418
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,505
你們45分鐘前就該關店了
419
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:57,547
妳破壞了這部電影
420
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,551
別忘了鎖門
421
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,224
火為什麼不會燒到他們的腳？
422
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,268
我可以教妳
423
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,853
沒關係，不用了
424
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,151
他起火了
425
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,737
對，他不夠小心
426
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:42,509
字幕翻譯：李盈盈
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