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-嗨
-這個就好
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需要喝點什麼嗎？
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你好像需要喝點東西
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紅參能量飲料
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-抱歉，你說什麼？
-紅參能量飲料
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新商品，很好喝，是韓國來的
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可以給你帶來能量
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-成分是…
-人參
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不是，是紅參
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不對，成分看起來是人參
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不對，成分看起來是紅參
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-算了，不重要
-非常重要
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看起來差不多，但截然不同
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1910年，知道1910年發生什麼事嗎？
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日本攻擊韓國
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-你是日本人嗎？
-不是
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-你很像日本人
-才怪
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你長得很像《末代武士》的那個人
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-湯姆克魯斯？
-不是，是日本人
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-你長得很像荷蘭人
-我就是荷蘭人
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-你怎麼知道？
-我看得出來
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-還真酷
-我知道，我是很酷
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所以，人參是日文的說法
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紅參是韓文的說法
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看起來一樣
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-但截然不同
-但截然不同
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-你聽懂了
-對，我懂了
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-給我來一瓶
-好，來一瓶
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怎麼樣？
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不知道，我買咖啡豆就好
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好，再見
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不是，我的意思不是我想拿到更高分
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我直說吧
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基本上，妳的照片拍得很好
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甚至可說是非常好
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這個分數看不出我拍得很好
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作業的要求是使用某種濾鏡
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那個濾鏡就是妳
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應該要拍自己的肖像嗎？
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不是妳，是妳
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妳家人來到加拿大的故事在哪裡？
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難民的經驗去哪裡了？
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我爸媽不是難民
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-那就是搭船來的
-我爸媽是飛來的
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-妳說逃過來的？
-不是，是飛過來的
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可能是搭加拿大航空
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妳家不是在謝爾彭
開了家便利商店嗎？
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妳怎麼知道？
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我每天去諮商的路上都會經過
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我為什麼沒在作品裡看到那家店？
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有，在兩三張照片裡
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這樣吧，我多給妳一點時間
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思考一下我說的話
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我要走了
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-好，謝謝妳
-不對，我才謝謝妳
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小金
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你買雜貨了嗎？
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冰箱感覺有點悲哀，我就去處理了
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老兄，拜託，用盤子吧
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腳讓開
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-你還買了拖把？
-對
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因為你都不用踏腳墊
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我還買了踏腳墊
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夏倫給你預支薪水？
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沒有，我只覺得我們值得擁有這些
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-是嗎？
-幹嘛？
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我很會善用金錢
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兩天前，你還跟我借了40元
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對，那件事嘛…
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謝了，兄弟
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你怎麼有錢買這些？
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別多問細節
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好好享受散發檸檬味的清新地板
還有裝滿食物的冰箱吧
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三明治又是怎麼回事？
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我買得很便宜
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但那個人說今天就要吃完
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-新衣服？
-不是
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我還買了餐巾紙
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記得要用
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我不能吃大蒜
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我會頭暈
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-檢查一下成分
-我看過了
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-沒有大蒜
-還害我散發大蒜味
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不會的，因為這沒加大蒜
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上面寫沒有大蒜？
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沒有，因為成分表的規則不是那樣
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成分表只會寫加了什麼
不會寫沒加什麼
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不然我去拿個沒大蒜的吧？
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好，謝謝你
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很完美，百分百保證沒有大蒜
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非常謝謝你
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你好
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我是莫瑞小姐，珍妮的教授
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妳的小孩在搗亂
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他才五歲
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這不是遊樂場，休想在店裡奔跑
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我們不說那個字的
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我沒說什麼
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我是說另個字
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-“不”
-媽
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對，奧立佛，你很會扭動身體
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但你要不要示範一下
怎麼像小兔子一樣跳？
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不行…
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不行…別再這樣了
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別再這樣了
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天啊…錯，錯
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你給我馬上道歉
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他對我的商店不敬
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他才應該跟我道歉
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-你認真嗎？
-這是我認真的表情
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妳要賠我洋芋片
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他才五歲
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防患於未然，妳的教養應該改進一下
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我不覺得是我應該改進我的行為
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-所以妳不懲罰孩子的？
-不
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抱歉讓你聽到這些，寶貝，來吧
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-你充滿憤怒
-妳才充滿憤怒
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-不對，你充滿憤怒
-妳才充滿憤怒
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-你充滿憤怒
-妳才更憤怒
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沒錯
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-嗨，阿政
-你在幹嘛？
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來接朋友
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-你要接誰？
-你又問東問西了
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-泰維雅
-泰維雅？
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泰瑞才對
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-小金？
-泰瑞，幸會，上車吧
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-怎麼了？
-沒怎麼了
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載朋友一程而已
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那你可以載我去百貨公司嗎？
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我們的方向不同
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對，而且我不共乘
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可以下車談談嗎？
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我馬上回來，先吃個三明治吧
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-你在開優步嗎？
-沒有
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優步不雇用我，這是“快步”
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我們要更努力，因為我們排名第七
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你開的是公司車，會被解雇的
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三明治過期了
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不，今天之內都可以吃
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沒人會被開除
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因為根本不會有人發現
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-你怎麼知道？
-就算被發現，這才是好處所在
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這又不是偷竊，我們可以因私人理由
以折扣價格租車
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-私人理由不包含兼職
-五號是昨天
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兄弟，沒人逼你吃那個三明治
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也沒人載我
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抱歉延遲了，我馬上回去
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才怪，我要把車開回公司
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至少載我去萊爾森吧？
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好吧，反正會路過
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你毀了我的評價
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但我不會跟你收錢
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我喜歡
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-寫在評價裡
-我會的
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你打了我老師的小孩？
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我沒打他，只是彈了一下
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對，只是彈一下
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一定要，那小孩破壞了所有東西
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-她已經很討厭我了
-那我該怎麼辦？
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不要彈她的小孩
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-何不試試看呢？老爸
-只是這樣而已
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剛剛是怎樣？風在吹？
我一點感覺都沒有
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是蚊子撞到我的頭嗎？
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-沒感覺
-別弄了
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我知道彈一下是怎樣，但這樣不對
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-是我的話，我會更早就彈
-對，我別無選擇
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你明明可以選
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那小男孩也可以選擇
不要毀了我們商店
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停步
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好，繼續走吧
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我覺得那孩子要被彈兩下
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別再弄了
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莫瑞老師
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我聽說店裡的事了…
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妳父親打了我兒子
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其實只是彈一下
但他每次都這樣弄我
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可是這不是藉口
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我這才明白，有那樣的爸爸
妳要創作藝術有多困難
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不，我爸沒怎樣
他不過是…韓國人罷了
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從小就這樣
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看吧，這就是典型的
受害人合理化攻擊者行為的範例
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我不是受害人
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對，因為妳把痛苦轉移到藝術上
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很原始的，發自肺腑
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我認為妳作品的瓶頸
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其實不過是被壓抑的憤怒
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這分數好看多了
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真開心看到妳又燃起希望了
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別讓妳爸奪走妳的希望
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我不會的
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-珍內說妳找我
-是嗎？
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好，我是喝了幾杯
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我們在玩真心話大冒險
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你是說現在，是的
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我想跟你談一件很重要的事
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怎麼了？
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有人來找遺失的手機
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說他留在我們的車裡
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但他沒有跟我們租車
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真奇怪
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阿政，我猜是有人
用我們的車來開優步
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-好
-我覺得是泰倫斯
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-為何是泰倫斯？
-那台車的文件不見了
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誰有權限拿到文件？
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不是都直接放在櫃子裡嗎？
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對，但是誰總是把文件放錯位置？
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但泰倫斯也常常
把腳踏車安全帽放錯位置
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而且他滿身大汗、渾身發抖
還不太敢跟人眼神交集
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-那只是泰倫斯的樣子
-這跟我的優格無關
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說真的，如果想偷別人的優格
那就整個吃完
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不要只挖了水果就丟著不管
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好，我先去問問，妳再進一步行動
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好主意，追蹤幾個線索
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剛好給我機會複習一下…
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解雇的政策
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我只告訴你
我之前從沒開除過任何人
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希望不會變成那樣
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但我有不好的預感
最後一定會變成那樣
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好，那就等我消息
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好，我會等的
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等著開鍘
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紅鶴…
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不是紅鶴
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因為紅鶴在我這
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-還有帶雨傘的人
-你怎麼可以
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連續五次拿到紅鶴、公雞
月亮，還有帶雨傘的人？
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我能怎麼說？他們都愛我
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你一定在作弊
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你才作弊…
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-…故意每次都輸
-這些商品是怎麼回事？
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有一天，有個小孩來店裡
惹出一堆麻煩
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把洋芋片弄碎了
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那些小鬼還把我的餐廳
當成自家客廳呢
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穿著斗篷、蜘蛛人睡衣
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把服務生絆倒、把恰巴帝當飛盤丟
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而且爸媽一點反應都沒有
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-我小時候連在公共場合說話都不行
-對
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要是我敢看我爸一眼…就會被打
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要是我忘記摸我奶奶的腳
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板球棒就會打到我的背上
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有一次，我還拿著
九公斤重的英韓字典
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在熱浪來襲時被罰站在戶外
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要是掉下來一公分？
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就會被打
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現在的小孩就像小小摩訶羅闍
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非常重要的
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最好不要把孩子教得自以為很聰明
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不能讓他們自以為特別
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這樣他們長大了才會勤奮工作
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我們教育孩子的方法很成功，金先生
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對，我也同意
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所以你女兒還好嗎？
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她不跟我說話了
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最近跟你兒子說過話嗎？
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我們不能這樣對泰倫斯
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我百分百同意，或者也沒關係？
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聽著
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我照你說的，毀了租車文件
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-我沒叫你那樣做過
-幸好還有人在動腦
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我們現在安全了
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你是說我們都喜歡的一個人
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也就是我，應該被炒魷魚？
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但我們都討厭的人，泰倫斯
就可以安全過關？
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我不討厭泰倫斯
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你想背叛幫你找到這份工作的人？
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不對，你自己去說
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我才不要去踩一個
已經在泰倫斯屁股底下的地雷
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-你要去哪？
-我去跟她說是我做的
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你只是想嚇我
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-那可是泰倫斯，是泰倫斯！
-什麼？
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幹嘛？
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-你大吼了我的名字
-我很多事情都能大吼
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好，再見
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需要幫忙找什麼嗎？
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新出的洋甘菊茶？可以讓人平靜
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我要請你向奧立佛道歉
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我不同意
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現在的時機很重要
我兒子必須知道，大人也能承認錯誤
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那妳道歉吧
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-嗨，我只想買這個
-好，等一下
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-妳要阻止他嗎？
-你會道歉嗎？
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我把錢放在這吧
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好，再見
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00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,669
我很抱歉，奧立佛
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侵略你的私人空間
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我很抱歉，奧立佛
因為你媽把你寵壞了
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你那什麼意思？
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-莫瑞老師
-珍妮
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妳父親正在建議我怎麼教小孩
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這可是出自
認為體罰是合乎常理的人口中
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什麼是“合乎常理”？她在說什麼？
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不准對她大吼，這件事到此為止
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00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,359
我想我們應該是有所誤會
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珍妮對我坦誠了
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她受到了怎麼樣的生理與心理虐待
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-虐待？
-什麼？珍妮
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誰虐待妳了？
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我完全沒提到虐待
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根本沒人提到虐待這種事
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妳說妳承受的痛苦構成了妳的作品
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不對，那是妳說的，我只是沒有…
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00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,461
反對
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老爸讓妳痛苦了？
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珍妮
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00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,968
-我讓妳痛苦了？
-我沒說過痛苦
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我只說你就是那樣
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你也知道你的樣子
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00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,723
他是什麼樣子？
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00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:01,901
我錯了，妳的孩子不是最不乖的
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00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,701
我爸爸沒有虐待我，好嗎？
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00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,494
不過是彈一下而已，彈一下
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妳先走吧
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00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,081
把那小怪獸也帶走
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-我不知道事情有這麼嚴重
-快走吧，拜託妳
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00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,381
好，奧立佛，是的，放下餅乾
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00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,091
因為沒錯，我們要離開了
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00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:30,346
馬上跟媽媽一起走
我就給你用iPad
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老媽，妳知道
我不是那樣想老爸的吧？
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00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,402
老爸每天都往窗外望
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知道他在找什麼嗎？
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00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,739
違規停車的日產車？
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00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,824
他在找阿政
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00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:52,618
祈禱著…
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00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,748
妳為了學校的成績
把錯推到他身上？
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00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,751
妳怎麼能這樣？
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00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,637
-嗨
-嗨
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00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,309
-我要跟妳談談
-好，非常嚴肅
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00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,937
-你查出什麼了吧？
-妳不能開除泰倫斯
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00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,647
-那會錯得離譜
-我懂
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00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,857
你想幫我開除他，雖然不理智
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00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,777
但你想讓我不用親自動手
你這個想法真棒
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00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:27,695
我不覺得…
333
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,489
你這個穿著閃亮盔甲的騎士
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00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,950
至少我們可以一起處理
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00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,243
不對，該開除的人是我
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00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,452
很好，角色扮演
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00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,954
你當被開除的人
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00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,080
我當開除人的人
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00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,416
公司政策裡都寫得很清楚
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00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,252
如何開除憂鬱症員工
341
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,503
懷孕員工
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00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:48,173
還有與你有私人關係的員工
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00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,425
你能想像嗎？
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00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,676
怎麼可能？
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00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,011
我可以讓妳輕鬆一點
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00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,721
你人真好
347
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,140
但我不覺得這會太輕鬆
348
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:59,601
老實說，這是經理或副理
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00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,479
最困難的一項任務
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00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,690
我們要請泰倫斯坐下…
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00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,446
-挑個中性的場合…
-是我做的
352
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,533
-做了什麼？
-我偷開公司的車
353
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,202
-優步是你開的？
-不是優步，是快步
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00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,456
等等，所以不是泰倫斯？
355
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:22,541
我可沒那樣說
356
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,169
我只是要說，不是阿政
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00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,923
-你說是你開的
-那是因為我以為妳要開除阿政
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00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,010
好
359
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:34,887
我去倒垃圾
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00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,181
等等
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00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,394
-他已經沒開了
-那是因為他被抓到了
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00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,229
我沒說錯吧？
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00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,856
但我知情
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00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,274
但我沒有告訴妳
365
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,819
好…
366
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,530
既然如此…
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00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,285
很遺憾，這樣我只好…
368
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,664
好，我不會這樣做，這個也不行
369
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:04,875
假裝沒看到這個
370
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,461
有了…
371
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,422
我會正式記下這次違規
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00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:15,427
不會紀錄在電腦裡，只是在檔案上
但檔案不會流出我的辦公室
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00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,013
謝謝，不會再犯了
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00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,264
最好不要
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00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,850
-可以再說一件事嗎？
-不用，說完了
376
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,311
很好，幸好我們說清楚了
377
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,074
老爸，需要我幫忙嗎？
378
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,003
真開心你又補貨了
379
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:53,215
因為那個賣完了，但現在又補貨了
380
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,135
這樣很好
381
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,104
老爸，對不起
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00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,318
妳覺得我是個壞爸爸？
383
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,032
如果妳覺得我對妳不好
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00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,119
那就來吧，彈我一下
385
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,540
我不覺得你是壞爸爸
386
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,585
我覺得你是很棒的老爸
387
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:36,049
我很愛你，對不起
我不該讓她說那些話的
388
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:41,805
如果你覺得我是壞女兒…
389
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,392
我本來沒要你彈我的
390
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,519
太遲了，真可惜，好難過
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00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:52,691
把那整理完
392
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,484
車上還有六箱
393
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,594
妳會覺得我太生氣了嗎？
394
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,222
我覺得你氣得剛剛好
395
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,766
你覺得你太生氣了？
396
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,392
沒有
397
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,853
-那有什麼問題？
-沒有問題
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00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,355
好
399
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,232
-晚安
-晚安
400
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,532
或許我對珍妮太嚴格了
401
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:44,952
不會太嚴格
402
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,037
也不算不嚴格
403
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:52,501
珍妮是個好學生、好女孩
因為我們是好爸媽
404
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,378
我們嚴格得剛剛好
405
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,338
對，我也這麼覺得
406
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,050
還有什麼想聊的嗎？
407
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,301
沒有
408
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,387
好，睡覺吧
409
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:06,014
-好，晚安
-晚安
410
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,064
我們把蛋糕都吃光了？
411
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:15,691
冰淇淋也是？
412
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:18,360
幹嘛？
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妳說那麼多話，害我餓了
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字幕翻譯：李盈盈
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