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小心點
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空調的材質很危險的
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對，碳氟化合物、氟氯烷、碎屑
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這我知道啦
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你應該打給法蘭克，他會修理
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法蘭克是還可以
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但他不是我這種空調專家
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快點，快拿去
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-你有安全手套嗎？
-為什麼？你做了指甲？
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從櫃子上拿一個
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親愛的上帝，請賜予我力量
如同參孫
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像大衛王
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或像綠巨人浩克
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拿到了嗎？陳先生
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快點，接住
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-我沒搬好
-快點接住
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快接住，來了
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我還沒搬好
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-快接過去，快點
-我還沒接好
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接過去
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金先生，這樣太危險了
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法蘭克會修理，而且他需要工作
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法蘭克沒工作是因為他話太多了
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沒人想聽法蘭克說話
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我就說吧，空調很危險的
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這可以給我嗎？
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滾吧
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老媽，怎麼了？
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妳表妹娜榮從韓國遠道而來
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-她需要加拿大的衣服
-她的行李被弄丟了？
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沒有，妳的高領毛衣呢？
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老媽，我沒穿過高領毛衣，自從…
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這妳還會穿嗎？
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這是毯子，老媽，發生什麼事？
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妳表妹娜榮是個乖孩子
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但她的衣服穿得不夠
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妳知道的，她就是典型的韓國女生
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什麼意思？
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韓國女生很多，風格也很多元
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她穿得太像…
怎麼說來著？蕩婦
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-妳剛說娜榮是蕩婦？
-不是，我說她穿得像蕩婦
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-她很可愛
-對，這樣很好
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-但她衣服…
-老媽，妳有聽見自己說的話嗎？
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我看到她的臉書
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她的裙子穿得很短
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還有高跟鞋，顯得她的短裙更短了
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老媽，妳竟然用她的衣著評斷她
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對，不然還能以什麼評斷？
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-女生穿成那樣，不代表她就是…
-蕩婦
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老媽，娜榮想怎麼穿就怎麼穿
不必受到別人評斷
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我只是要說，如果她穿成那樣
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她就會懷孕
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短裙不會讓人懷孕
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對，但會促成她懷孕
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嗨，妳找我？
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對，請坐
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記得我上個月說過
公司的新業績指標嗎？
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記得
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那你記得我強調過
我們一定要達成指標嗎？
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記得
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既然如此，我今早收到了數據
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數字不是太好看
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這個…
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是總公司傳來的
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我被開除了嗎？
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-我還以為我…
-天啊，我開玩笑的
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我想說個笑話
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我想像起來比較好笑
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所以是怎麼回事？
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我剛剛說數字不好看，但其實相反
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數字漂亮極了
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我們是本區排名第一的分店
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萬歲！
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所以我沒被開除？
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沒有，抱歉
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但請你讀一下
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-暴龍隊的門票？
-總公司送的
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作為感謝禮，你喜歡籃球吧
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我超愛籃球
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-真是太棒了
-就知道你會喜歡
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我說過我大學也打球嗎？
大家都叫我籃板球女王
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等等，我搞混兩個故事了
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總之，恭喜你，兄弟
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謝謝
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珍妮，看，是妳表妹娜榮
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-娜榮
-老姊
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妳變好多
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真開心見到妳，老姊
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-妳好漂亮
-妳也是
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很好看的…服裝
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妳真搞笑，老姊
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笑話
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我帶了東西來
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送給叔叔和阿姨的
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-多禮了，娜榮
-這是什麼？
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把硬幣放在這
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真是乖女孩
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-我錯了，妳說得才對
-有嗎？
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真開心，對吧？
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對，很開心
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別擔心，老姊
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我也送了一個給妳
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真可惜，珍妮一直都沒錢
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你真搞笑，叔叔
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-謝謝
-對了，珍妮
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妳是有名的攝影師吧？
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我才讀大一而已
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但我的照片被刊在學校的…
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妳幫我和叔叔、阿姨拍張照
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愛心中的愛心
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好，說醃蘿蔔
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醃蘿蔔
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你亂動了什麼嗎？
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沒有，是它自己掉下來的
我沒有亂動
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我懂了
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男人就是喜歡修理東西
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我是說修理，不是敲打
你聽得懂吧
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有點像狐狸跟松鼠的故事
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-你是說兔子和烏龜？
-想想這隻狐狸
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牠的手就是停不下來
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說起來，狐狸應該是女的
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狐狸般的妖艷美女，你聽得懂吧
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法蘭克，空調還是沒修好
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對，好的，我去車上拿工具
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別忘了故事說到哪裡
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聽著
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是那種玩具嗎？
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謝謝
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讓我想起我媽
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-她老是拿走我的錢
-法蘭克，你的車在外面等你
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但她去年過世了
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是嗎？很遺憾
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不管怎樣，她就是要翻我的皮夾
拿走我的紙鈔
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但她已經死了
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-該繼續前進了，懂嗎？
-說得對
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重點是，不是她小器
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那是她的習慣
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她生長於經濟大蕭條
家裡有13個孩子
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最小的孩子出生時還躺在鞋盒裡
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我說過這故事嗎？
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不敢相信你拿到了門票
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什麼的門票？
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我們對話的門票
可以看看你的門票嗎？
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-什麼？我不…
-你沒有
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所以快滾吧，泰倫斯
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謝謝你帶我去，兄弟
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除了你，我還會找誰？
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兄弟，我們的位置離球場超近
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還會被德羅展的汗水滴到
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-我就猜你一定跟小金說了球賽的事
-球場邊緣
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很謝謝妳
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那可是前排座位
跟凱爾洛瑞只有這麼一點距離
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別管洛瑞了
我倒希望我們能距離德瑞克這麼近
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我們？
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看起來真棒
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我覺得啦
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妳在韓國都吃這種食物？
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這是韓國餐廳
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道地嗎？
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很不錯
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是城裡最棒的一間，非常道地
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老姊說得對
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跟韓國吃的一樣，但也不太相同
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妳的韓文名字是“老姊”？
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那是表姊的意思
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不，是大姐
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-對啦
-老姊，真酷
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你是男生，你應該叫要她“大姐”
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大姐，妳好，大姐
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其實這樣根本不對
因為你年紀比較大
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那你就是珍妮的哥哥了
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-你好，哥哥
-哥哥
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感覺好像要弄破盤子
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-不對，傑洛才是哥哥
-珍妮是妹妹
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可以叫我珍妮就好嗎？
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-好的，沒問題
-好
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哥哥
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那天是星期二，我決定租個DVD
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-你知道DVD是數位影像光碟嗎？
-知道
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我就猜你知道
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希望聽起來沒有種族歧視
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總之
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我租了DVD
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其實可能是週末，因為那天是中午
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-是嗎？
-我是在週間中午租過DVD
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但頻率不高
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我記得那是週六
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-因為我週六會幫盆栽澆水
-法蘭克
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-你話太多了
-老爸
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沒關係
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法蘭克只是聊聊而已
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妳丈夫說話很直
我就喜歡他這一點
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讓我想起一隻鬥牛犬，我叫牠佩皮
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-佩皮…
-別說了
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我受不了了
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你話太多了，而且你的故事並不有趣
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或許你太太喜歡聽你冗長的故事
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但我不是你太太
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所以你就別再說了，快點工作
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老實說，我太太兩個月前離開我了
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看來她也不喜歡聽我的故事
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抱歉佔用了你的時間，金先生
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再見
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法蘭克，別走
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醃蘿蔔
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老姊，笑一個
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快點笑一個，我餓了
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好，說“加油”
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加油
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所以，這是什麼？
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豆腐鍋，很好吃
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雞蛋要怎麼吃？
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珍妮，示範一下
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-快點開動吧
-我們會這樣
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就是這樣
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我的豆腐鍋不想加蛋
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哥哥，就是該這樣
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我知道怎麼做
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但妳從沒去過韓國
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我又不用去韓國，我就是韓國人
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怎麼樣？好吃嗎？
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抱歉，老姊，他說…
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我不在乎他說什麼
還有，別叫我老姊
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我們不是小孩了，妳都18歲了
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給我成熟一點
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老姊
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-嗨，阿政
-嗨
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你今天好嗎？
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我很好
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我們已經說過幾次話了
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你期待明天嗎？
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明天的球賽，因為我在想
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我們應該提早下班，避開人潮
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-老闆是妳
-我們可以先說好嗎？
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看球賽的時候
不要出現工作夏倫和工作阿政
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只能是有趣夏倫和有趣阿政
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有趣阿政，光說起來就很有趣了
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天啊，我真的好期待
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-對，一定很有趣
-有趣阿政
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或許我們可以先去吃點東西？
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我一直想像我們
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去間義大利餐廳
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鋪著紅色桌布，喝著一大瓶紅酒…
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抱歉，介意我先接個電話嗎？
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好，去吧，我來看看要不要訂位
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你好
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嗨，你有空嗎？
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怎麼了？
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有誰說怎麼了嗎？
250
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我從妳的聲音聽出來的
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是老媽嗎？
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不是，是娜榮
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她要把我逼瘋了，結果我剛對她發飆
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她沒事吧？
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她沒事，應該吧
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但我想說的是我，我不好
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他們有送她去醫院嗎？
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為什麼要送她去醫院？
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我只是對她大吼，又沒有打她
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好，跟老媽說我一下班就過去
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什麼？老媽跟這有什麼關係？
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謝謝，我等等再打給妳
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-怎麼了？
-是我妹打來的
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-我媽媽生病了
-怎麼了？
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發高燒
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-多高？
-38度吧
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還起了疹子，她的心臟也…
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還不確定症狀是否有關連
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告訴你，你必須好好處理
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我們明天再說吧
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好，但我先說一聲
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聽起來好像會花掉兩天
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需要幫忙再告訴我
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我可以送個砂鍋菜過去，或者…
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謝謝，球賽的事我很抱歉
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別說了
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再告訴我要不要帶砂鍋菜去
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我會的
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情況看來不妙
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都怪法蘭克，他什麼都修不好
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忙著說話
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你要找別人修嗎？
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記得聖經故事嗎？
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大衛殺了某個人，跟他太太上床
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-你殺了法蘭克，跟他太太上床？
-不是
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大衛王
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和拔示巴上了床
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大家都知道，但沒人告訴他
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然後先知拿單出現
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說出了真相
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大家都不愛聽到真話
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但誰都必須聽到真話
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老爸，這是我這輩子第一次
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同意你說的話
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真的嗎？第一次？
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對，有時候就是該誠實點
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對
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因為有些人就是不知道他們…
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-煩人？
-對，有多煩人
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我懂，而且其他人
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都假裝他們不煩人
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-就因為不想傷害對方感情
-對
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但我們只是幫忙他們
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沒錯，還有誰會說出真話？
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00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:21,819
-沒有人
-珍妮
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妳和我一模一樣
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我是不會說“一模一樣”啦
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說得沒錯
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我們就像聖經裡說真話的先知
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你知道嗎？老爸
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聖經裡說真話的先知都沒有朋友
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所以我們才要好好維繫感情
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看是誰來了，老爸
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法蘭克
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好，再見
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金太太說你有話要說
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金太太是突襲我
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她說…
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00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,624
或許我話是太多了，但是…
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00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,626
你也不太善於傾聽
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她還說了什麼？
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她說你想道歉
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00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:27,927
好
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00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,637
我們和好了？
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-你什麼都沒說
-我說我們和好了
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00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,392
知道嗎？你讓我想起我的奈德叔叔
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00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,186
從來不願道歉
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00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,146
我才在等你道歉呢
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道什麼歉？
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不管什麼事，你都有那麼多話要說
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卻完全沒提到你太太的事？
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00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,156
我們都認識十年了
333
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,991
我卻不知道你太太離開了
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00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,577
-這是你的錯
-這是我的私事
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00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:58,123
我知道，但說這個
總比你說買DVD的故事
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00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,084
或者狐狸跟烏龜說了什麼有趣
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00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,377
我不想拿這種事害你無聊
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00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,212
你已經害我覺得無聊了
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00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,923
為什麼不說點有趣的事
讓我覺得無聊？
340
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,633
很難啟齒，金先生
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00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,301
那是我的婚姻
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00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,053
婚姻就是很困難
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00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:15,057
和金太太結婚是我做過最困難的事
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00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,475
最最困難的
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00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,143
比開店還難
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00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,396
比在韓國當兵還難
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00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,939
-什麼事情很困難？
-沒什麼
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00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,775
-結婚很難
-對，真的很難
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00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,528
-我做過最困難的事
-我也這麼說
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00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,780
你怎麼會這樣說？你又沒有嫁給自己
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00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,907
妳也沒有嫁給自己
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00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:33,283
看吧？
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00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,369
聽著，伯尼絲和我…
354
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,538
問題已經存在已久
355
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,498
你們也知道，我們…
356
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,334
我們不再告訴彼此重要的事
357
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,171
聊重要的事是好的
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00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,591
真的嗎？倒是有件重要的事
你都不會說
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00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,679
不對，我不說是因為那不重要
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00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,097
你們在說兒子嗎？
361
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,765
好，法蘭克，說夠了
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00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,726
我們認識十年了
363
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,644
-但你從沒提過你兒子
-好
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00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,731
如果大家從現在開始閉嘴
我會多付你一點錢
365
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,358
還有工作要做，大家都要工作
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00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,907
-要我去跟他談談嗎？
-不用，沒關係，法蘭克
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00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,576
妳知道，伯尼絲和我…
368
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,203
我可不希望你們也變那樣
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00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:22,791
你能給我的婚姻最大的幫忙
就是把空調修好
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00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,293
了解
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00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,919
你這白癡
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00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,838
你放棄了場邊的座位
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00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,673
我無法跟老闆去約會
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00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,008
可能是約會而已
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00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:32,301
她喜歡我，這就是約會
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00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,761
她覺得是約會
377
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,971
但只要你不這麼認為，就不算約會
378
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,098
我已經說我老媽病了
379
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,808
那就說她死了吧
380
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,061
-問題解決了
-你剛殺了我老媽
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00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,730
拜託，是你害她發燒
心臟病，又起疹子
382
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,111
我正要去看球賽
383
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:55,074
那我看妳應該會多一張票吧？
384
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,700
對，我正想問你
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00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,994
你今晚能幫泰倫斯代班嗎？
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00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,830
他從沒去看過籃球賽
感覺應該帶他去
387
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:03,624
當然
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00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:04,958
-嗨
-嗨
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00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,461
嗨
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00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,921
我沒忘了你媽的事
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00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,255
冰箱裡有個砂鍋菜
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00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,632
祝你們今晚開心
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00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,342
我會想你的，先生
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00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,136
-抱歉我不能去
-加油，暴龍隊
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00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,973
該死，泰倫斯
396
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,350
我要把你的大拇指咬斷
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00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,437
嗨
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00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,189
妳沒事吧？
399
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,821
我收到妳的簡訊了
400
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,116
難過的臉、心碎
401
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,827
瀑布、瀑布、瀑布、烏雲
402
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,870
還有拍手的猴子？
403
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,664
好可愛
404
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,376
我很抱歉
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00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,670
和妳朋友吃午餐的事
406
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,213
什麼？不對
407
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,589
該抱歉的人是我
408
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,007
我越界了
409
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,175
月亮？
410
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,802
越界
411
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,929
想像一條界線
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00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,056
這一邊的人是好人
413
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,059
另外一頭的人就是我
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00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,646
我只想跟妳一起開心一下
415
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,649
我知道，只是我們很不一樣
416
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,484
我就喜歡那樣
417
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:17,990
但有時候，我會忘記
我們不一定要很相像才能當朋友
418
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,617
老姊，我才不想跟妳一樣
419
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,494
對
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00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,166
給妳
421
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,250
-這是什麼？
-打開來
422
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:35,591
-很好笑吧？
-我好喜歡，老姊
423
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,010
我還會穿這件上衣
424
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,845
可以想見
425
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,264
想拍張照嗎？
426
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,392
拍張我們拿著這張照片的照片
427
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,476
當然好
428
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,331
希望泰倫斯看球賽看得開心
429
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:08,916
我們沒去
430
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,542
世界真不公平
431
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,336
嗨
432
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,755
-你們好
-娜榮
433
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,924
哥哥
434
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,470
真開心看到妳
435
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,722
妳剛剛去漫畫展嗎？
436
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,433
-沒有
-我們來找啤酒喝的
437
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,478
老姊，妳真搞笑
438
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:30,771
我沒開玩笑
439
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,731
誰要介紹我們認識一下？
440
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,858
小金，這是我們的表妹，娜榮
441
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:35,984
不用再裝模作樣了
442
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,277
娜榮，這是小金
443
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,695
-嗨
-嗨
444
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,405
妳叫做小金？
445
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,907
因為我很辣
446
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,118
-你真搞笑
-我不是要…
447
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:46,954
我去幫妳們拿飲料
448
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,708
-她是不是…
-單身？
449
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,378
對，但很可惜，她也很聰明
450
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:58,131
那她有聰明到
看得出誰才是真正的舞王嗎？
451
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,136
好…
452
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:08,141
妳也想來一曲
453
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,144
舞步不錯
454
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,231
乾杯
455
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,650
-這是什麼？
-鮪魚
456
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:17,693
還不錯
457
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,050
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