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給我一張刮刮樂
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-那是你的車嗎？
-什麼？
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-哪一台？
-紅色豐田，停在禁止停車區
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那是你的車嗎？
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不是，我連車都沒有
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-我就買這兩張
-好
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要是你沒有車
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我問的時候
你為什麼要說“哪一台”？
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不知道，我根本不知道你在說什麼
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你的午餐在這，老爸
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好，再見
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珍妮，叫警察
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-怎麼了？
-有車停在禁止停車區
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-跟警察說
-我猜猜
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-是本田車？
-不是
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-三菱車？
-不是
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好啦，是豐田
但他停在禁止停車區
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我要說幾次？老爸
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開日產車的人不只有日本人
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-珍妮，1910年
-日本攻擊韓國
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買了日本車
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-就等於和他們同盟
-你的佳能單眼相機呢？
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-那是老爸用半價買的
-但錢還是落入日本人的口袋
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半價買的，等於搶了日本人的錢
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去告訴警察
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你可以自己打
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-警察聽到我的口音就不會認真處理
-老爸…
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珍妮，1910年
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-日本攻擊韓國
-好啦，我會打的
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算了，命令取消，不必打了
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但有個人違規停車
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那是現代車，沒關係
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-你好，金先生
-傑洛
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珍妮不在，五塊錢
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事實上，我是想請你幫忙
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這個嘛…
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你的臉長得…很有趣
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我想幫你拍幾張照
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是拍你整個人，當作我的作業
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我看過你拍的照
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都是裸照
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-那只是一項作業
-不行
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-我絕不拍裸照
-我…只會拍脖子以上
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我知道你在想什麼
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這裡好熱，金先生，把外套脫了吧
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你好帥，金先生，把襯衫也脫了吧
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大家都會拍，金先生，把內褲脫了吧
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我絕不會要你脫掉…
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然後你會把照片
賣給裸照雜誌賺錢，對吧？
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-誰？好吧
-只要裸體，他們都喜歡
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有些雜誌
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還只刊登腳的照片
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-我不…
-穿著襪子的腳、有腳毛的腳
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穿著鞋子的腳、裸著的腳…
真是不知羞恥，滾出去
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我很樂意，好的
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妳好，今天天氣很好吧？
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當然可以早退
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我的好朋友就是這裡的老闆
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-小金
-是的
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他不在的時候，店就由我經營
所以沒有問題
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對，我先回家拿球衣
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我再回電給你
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你搞什麼？
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我剛還在耍帥
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所以，說說菲爾的事吧
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菲爾，對了
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我一直想跟你說他的事
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他說你叫他去幫忙擦車
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對，但他拒絕了，你信嗎？
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我看我們要把他給炒了才行
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他拒絕是因為那不是他的工作
是你的工作
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他對我不敬，也對你不敬
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我是助理的助理
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公司沒人聽得懂
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你不是我的助理，我沒有助理
我就是助理
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-別低估自己
-小金
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我們是朋友沒錯
但你不能一直佔便宜
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佔便宜？但我是支持你
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這些人都很懶惰
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只有做你的工作時才懶惰
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拜託，要不是我
你根本沒辦法在這裡工作
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這我很感激你
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但我也是努力才能往上爬
不能讓你阻礙我
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所以我是個阻礙？
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曾經偷手機維生的人
說出這種話，還真可笑
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-你也偷過手機
-但我沒被逮到
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對，我會被抓到是因為你跑掉…
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你知道嗎？這週結束前
你要負責換小便池除臭劑
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把舊的拿起來、換上新的
每天都要做
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-現在要這樣就是了？
-就是這樣
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就是這樣了
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滾出我辦公室
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-你有辦公室？
-快滾
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還有12顆蛋
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對，我就是那樣說的
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聽著，如果只要12顆蛋，我會說一打
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如果我要12打蛋，我就會說12顆蛋
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很簡單的
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雞蛋代表一打
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一打代表12顆蛋
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你有什麼問題？
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聽得到嗎？還在嗎？
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我在對空氣說話
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我還是沒興趣，傑洛狗仔隊小子
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其實我是來找金太太的
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-她肯定對你的裸照沒興趣
-不是
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我要拿個東西給她看
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什麼東西？
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她的照片
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你拒絕後，我跑去問金太太
她答應我了
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你走進我的店
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像個瘋狂的色情照攝影師
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還說你拍了我太太的照片？
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-對，但我…好
-給我
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-不是裸照
-給我
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-我要強調
-底片也要
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是數位的，而且很有品味
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-密碼
-我就…
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-密碼
-我給你看
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我給你看才對，密碼
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密碼不可以告訴別人
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不是1234，聽著，我…
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拜託，金先生，我可以…
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知道輸錯密碼太多次會怎樣嗎？
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會鎖起來
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-知道鎖起來要怎麼處理嗎？
-我不知道…
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好啦…
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是4321
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然後照片資料夾在這裡
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這張照片是你拍的？
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對
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拍得很好
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謝了，金先生
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這是…
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-你第一次…
-拍得很好，傑洛
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好
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我接受
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什麼？
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如果你能幫金太太拍出這種照片
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想想我這張有趣的臉
能拍出什麼作品
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-拍照吧
-知道嗎？
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我的作業已經完成了
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-嗨
-嗨
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妳看有多好看，對吧？
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天啊，真厲害
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-對，他下一個是我
-誰？要做什麼？
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我下一個要拍他，但我沒要拍
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他要我幫他拍照
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但我不行，我這週很忙
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傑洛想來硬的，是吧？
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好，我雇你幫我拍照
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就像文藝復興時期
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我會付你一天一包米香，直到死掉
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我根本不喜歡吃米香
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但你喜歡免費的米香吧？
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味道都一樣，你問問珍妮吧
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-沒關係，我也很忙的
-好啦
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兩包免費米香，最後出價
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你決定吧
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好
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但可以換成一包洋芋片嗎？
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-只能小包的，番茄醬口味不算
-好吧
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好吧，珍妮，輪班愉快
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我去做點臉部練習
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我只是說說我聽到的
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你的一位同事說
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-你會用手插入肛門…
-什麼？
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等等，別對傳信人性騷擾
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-你也不會啦
-我不會
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這謠言是從哪來的？
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他要求他的名字…也可能是女生
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男女都有可能…不能曝光
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但這申訴非常嚴重
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我大概知道原委
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這只是個天大的誤會
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我想也是
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我說得很清楚了
你從來沒對我做出踰矩的事
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對別人也沒有
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-我對這種事很敏感的
-這叫做“洞侵“
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-這是監獄用語嗎？
-不是，這是韓文
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“洞”指的是大便，“侵”指的是針
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就是大便針
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跟拉內褲差不多
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好，拉內褲我想像得到
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但你應該要很用力
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才能弄出…插入的效果
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沒有插入
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那只是韓國小孩的惡作劇
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懂嗎？雙手合十成拜拜狀…
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所以這是宗教儀式？
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不是，只是手勢而已
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然後快速插一下，好玩而已
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你會為了好玩插別人肛門
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這跟肛門無關，好嗎？
別再提肛門了
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我也想，但你一直提到肛門
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只是快速戳一下屁股
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韓國男人都喜歡這樣玩
在教堂也會
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我說得不好
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好，你知道嗎？
200
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:16,222
我應該聽懂了，而且聽起來蠻好玩的
201
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,392
但如果傳回總公司
他們可能會覺得你在性騷擾
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總公司知道了？
203
00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,020
不知道，但如果小金或這位女士…
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決定正式提出申訴
我也只能往上呈報了
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00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,234
小金也常常“洞侵”我
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好，所以影響範圍比我想得還大
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00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:34,073
我要你馬上去找小金，解決這件事
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不可以使出“洞侵”
或者其他會造成性相關的誤解
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00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,498
模稜兩可、以及困惑的事
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真的很漂亮，老媽
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很適合掛在妳的請勿觸摸牆上
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00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:56,804
請勿觸摸牆？
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不要碰
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-看吧？
-請勿觸摸牆已經太滿了
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00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:07,440
不平衡，必須拿掉一張
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對
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00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,776
-拿掉那張吧
-對
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00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:14,488
但那張是我…
219
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,449
拍的
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00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,913
這張真是最棒的遺照
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00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:27,418
-記得張先生的遺照嗎？
-很難看
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00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,546
那張照片是在
加拿大樂園的雲霄飛車上拍的
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00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,048
張先生看起來很害怕
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00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,425
好像他知道自己會下地獄，對吧？
225
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,723
真是美極了，對吧？
226
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,850
感覺妳會上天堂
227
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,443
要不要幫你把冰敷袋
放得更深一點？
228
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,320
我可不會開這種玩笑，兄弟
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00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:55,738
小金，你不是認真的吧
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00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,573
這本冊子真有趣
231
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,034
你會害我被開除
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00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,620
或許你該先想過，趁你還沒…
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00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,040
“非經同意，不斷用手觸摸我”
234
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,541
不過是“洞侵”而已
235
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,836
請別再“洞侵”我了
236
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:17,259
我真的不想再有
焦慮、沒胃口或被孤立的感覺了
237
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:19,345
他不是認真的
238
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:20,846
而且他也老是這樣對我
239
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,973
我只是把手指戳進…
240
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,685
就像拉內褲或拍肚子一樣
241
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,520
我是不會做啦
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00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,188
要是做了，雖然我不會做
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00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,315
也只是開開玩笑
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00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:32,650
但我不會做的
245
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:45,705
所以…
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00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,416
妳在生我的氣嗎？
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00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,000
沒有
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00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,337
那妳是…在生氣嗎？
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00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,755
沒有
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有一點吧
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算是吧
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是的
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好吧
254
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:06,350
我只是在想
我花太多心思在攝影上了
255
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,687
妳的攝影技巧比我強多了
256
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:10,730
看來不是
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00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,482
好，來拍吧
258
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,276
嗨，金先生
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00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,194
你化了妝？
260
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,781
這是韓國乳液
261
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,700
為了讓傑洛幫我拍照
262
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,619
你覺得怎麼樣？拿著高爾夫獎盃
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00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:26,871
教會聯賽的
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00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,289
還是去外面拍？
265
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,415
給你看看我的推桿
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00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,250
希望那包洋芋片值回票價
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00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,210
不只一包洋芋片啦
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00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:37,339
在我死掉之前，一天一包洋芋片
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00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,884
-我以為是我死掉之前？
-不是
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00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,677
我是說死掉之前
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00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,014
我死掉之前、你死掉之前
看誰先死掉，懂吧？
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00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:49,101
-是嗎…
-萬一我先死了，怎麼給你洋芋片？
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00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,937
萬一你先死了
你要怎麼吃我送的洋芋片？
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趕快拍就對了
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00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,901
謝謝你們參與這場小會議
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00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,111
-妳說一定要來
-好
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00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:03,365
大家應該都注意到
辦公室最近的氣氛有點緊繃
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00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:07,620
所以我想把大家請過來
防患於未然
279
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,247
很多人發音都不正確
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00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,665
抱歉，我們要談什麼？
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00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,919
我覺得大家都是一家人，泰倫斯
282
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,922
但你的兩位兄弟之間有點誤會
283
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,965
我以為他們只是小倆口吵架
284
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,133
我們不是情侶
285
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,718
-不是嗎？
-不是
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00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,221
好，我只是“洞侵”他而已
這是韓國文化
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00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:29,308
這也是一個好機會，可以提升我們
288
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,061
對於不同文化與傳統的敏感度
289
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,563
舉例來說，我們家會玩一種遊戲
290
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,275
只用脖子把橘子傳來傳去
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00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:44,156
對不同文化的人來說
可能帶有性暗示…
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00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,201
-妳幹嘛看我？
-在場只有五人，我總得找個人看
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00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,662
重點是，我們必須對彼此保持敏感
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00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,455
無論是種族上、性別上
295
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,208
還有文化上，以及性別上
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如果你倆願意和解，事情就解決了
297
00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:00,172
當然，我很抱歉發生這種事
298
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,299
非常不專業，我絕對不會再犯
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00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,510
謝謝，我接受你的道歉
300
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:07,596
我不是跟你道歉，是跟大家道歉
301
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,515
好吧，我不接受你的道歉
302
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,933
我沒道歉，你也沒得接受
303
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,519
-你們乾脆分手算了
-我們不是情侶
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00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,437
我相信，身為朋友
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00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,981
你們應該可以得出共識
306
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,566
我們不是朋友
307
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,652
-不是嗎？
-不是，不是朋友
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00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,531
好吧，現在應該來休息一下
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00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:26,448
好吧
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00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,908
-我要走了
-很棒的會議
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00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,285
謝謝你們來
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00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,954
-泰倫斯，你也走吧，謝謝
-我能走了？
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00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,127
你覺得我這樣如何？
314
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,171
你先告訴我你的目標
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00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,966
我再教你該怎麼達到
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00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,928
我希望我的遺照看起來是個成功人士
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00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,890
可是…你幹嘛擺那種臉？
318
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,184
這是成功的表情
你又幹嘛擺出那種臉？
319
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,186
我的臉就長這樣
320
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,982
先忘掉我的存在吧
321
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,109
你就去忙你的事之類的
322
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,528
-好主意，動態攝影，對吧？
-對
323
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,739
《皇家夜總會》裡的詹姆士龐德
324
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,119
別拍下來，知道嗎？
325
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,081
-你好，金先生
-午安，瑪麗女士
326
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,375
老爸要出任務了
327
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,961
妳的骨盆還好嗎？
328
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,923
鈣質對骨頭很好，我來幫妳
329
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,550
你們沒有巧克力的
330
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,969
對，但我們有這種的
331
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,848
在這裡
332
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:36,185
-這是打發鮮奶油
-把攝影機關掉
333
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,359
好，沒有巧克力牛奶了，抱歉
334
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,110
你看起來沒有歉意
335
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,780
-我看起來成功嗎？
-你看起來很不自然
336
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:48,781
妳才很不自然
337
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,241
快補貨巧克力牛奶吧
338
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,411
別用那張
339
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,081
或許改天再拍吧
340
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,165
什麼？
341
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,001
在你身邊，我會緊張
342
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,921
你緊張，我也會緊張
343
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,173
這樣拍不出好看的遺照
344
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:12,221
或許你可以用偷襲的方式拍我
345
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,265
好吧…
346
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,559
不是現在，要驚喜的那種
347
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,478
像突襲隊那樣，忍者那種的
348
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,564
-明天早上嗎？
-別告訴我
349
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,275
趁我不知情時再拍，懂不懂？
350
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,862
好，我應該懂你意思
351
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,081
嗨，你醒著嗎？
352
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,500
現在幾點？
353
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,751
我該上床的時間
354
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,753
我看你睡得好好的
355
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,965
-真的要現在做嗎？
-做什麼？
356
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,591
我不知道我們在幹嘛
357
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,553
好，你要我說什麼？
358
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:53,554
什麼都好
359
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,265
我今天才知道我們不是朋友了
360
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,435
回到家後，這傢伙又不跟我解釋一下
361
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,645
你做了晚餐、看了電視
就上床睡了
362
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,606
-這是怎樣？
-是你說我們不是朋友的
363
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:07,109
-你只有這種話好說？
-實情就是如此
364
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,111
所以你沒有殘暴地“洞侵”我嗎？
365
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,238
然後又把我從我們的辦公室趕走？
366
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:16,035
你有膽量向大家道歉
但就是不跟我說對不起
367
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:19,038
說到這個，你可以改穿四角褲
368
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,789
你現在還想開玩笑？
369
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,291
知道嗎？算了
370
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,044
喂，等一下，小金
371
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,337
對不起
372
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,507
你那樣講只是為了讓我好過
373
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,635
對，我希望你好過點
可是…我是認真的
374
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,637
好嗎？我這樣很糟
375
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,140
我不該在工作場所“洞侵”你的
376
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,308
還有呢？
377
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,226
把我從我的辦公室趕出去呢？
378
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,728
那是我的辦公室
379
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,021
這裡是我的公寓
380
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,522
你要把我趕走？
381
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:46,774
沒有
382
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,401
只是這樣好怪
383
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,198
聽著，我也覺得很怪
384
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,534
但在公司，你應該尊重我的職位
385
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,329
你也要尊重我
386
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,456
尊重我這個人
387
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:06,710
你說得對
388
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,506
抱一下和解？
389
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,843
-你沒有穿…
-抱一下和解
390
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:15,886
我不太喜歡…
391
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,347
好了
392
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,058
想吃東西嗎？
393
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:22,518
吃什麼？
394
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:23,894
我要炒蛋
395
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,314
我要閉上眼睛，繼續睡覺
396
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,357
好吧
397
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,712
你們沒賣雞湯塊吧？
398
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,136
在這裡，先生
399
00:18:59,138 --> 00:18:59,972
謝謝
400
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:06,979
你知道嗎？
401
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,480
不用了
402
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,774
走吧，諾亞
403
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,905
快走，你擋住我的光線了
404
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:19,783
傑洛
405
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:21,535
時間到了
406
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,329
-你在對誰大吼？老爸
-傑洛
407
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,415
他在幫我拍突襲照片
408
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,959
-但我想休息了
-傑洛在學校
409
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,878
他就希望我們這麼想
410
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,921
-傑洛
-是真的，老爸
411
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,590
他剛剛跟我在一起
412
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,384
好可惜
413
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,178
我今天擺的姿勢那麼棒
414
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,806
你先坐著休息，我去幫你泡茶
415
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,934
好吧
416
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,281
很好
417
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,408
我怎麼說的，傑洛？偷襲
418
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:05,078
-拍出老爸內心的樣貌
-你真有才華
419
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,122
謝謝妳，金太太，很開心妳喜歡
420
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,626
掛在一起
421
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,586
就像我們死後的墓園一樣
422
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:14,963
謝謝妳救我
423
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,965
我覺得妳應該告訴他們實情
424
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,051
不要，這樣對我比較好
425
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,847
-現在我準備好迎死了
-我也是
426
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,893
-感覺我們會上天堂
-對
427
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,230
我覺得我不該待在這
428
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,273
大多時候我都這樣覺得
429
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,706
妳是厲害的攝影師嗎？
430
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,625
不知道，我喜歡我的一些作品
431
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:54,002
-拜託，珍妮
-對，我很厲害
432
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,505
那老爸和老媽怎麼想就不重要了
433
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,633
我會記住你說了這句話
434
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,845
你一定很痛苦
435
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,764
反正“洞侵”很白癡，小孩子的遊戲
436
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,849
而且你若再犯，就會被開除
437
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,268
對
438
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,395
但我不是這裡的員工
439
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,525
要是有誰問起，我人在辦公室
440
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,193
聽著
441
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:19,987
好好表現
442
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:41,842
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