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hi, Dad.
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Vanessa, you know the rules.
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You are not to come down here
when I am working.
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I came down here
because I'm worried about you.
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Worried about me?
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Denise was just telling Theo
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that whenever
her boyfriends come over
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you're rough on them.
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Rough?
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I'm just saying what I heard.
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Make yourself
comfortable.
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She said
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that one boy
was in the room
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when you asked mom,
"How ugly is he?"
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Well, the boy was ugly.
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And what about the boy
whose haircut you didn't like?
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That boy had shaved
a landing strip
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across the top of his head.
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I think it's funny, too,
but let me ask you:
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When did you last meet
one of Denise's boyfriends?
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Landing strip.
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There have been
a couple since him.
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Why did you come here?
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Because Denise
has a new boyfriend.
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He's really neat, smart,
and an absolute Fox.
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We've all met
him except you.
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Even Theodore.
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Theodore's met him,
and I haven't?
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I'm afraid so.
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I hope this wasn't snitching.
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I'm trying to cut down.
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( rock music on television )
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What is it?
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A new video
by "The maniacs."
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Why is she
hitting him?
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Shh!
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Why is he breaking
the car windows?
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If you understood
"The maniacs"
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You wouldn't
be asking.
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I told you not to
watch that trash.
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All it is
is a nightmare put to music.
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If you understood
"The maniacs"
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You wouldn't
say that.
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I understand
from an inside source
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that Denise has a new boyfriend.
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I'm not talking.
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So, you're sworn
to secrecy, huh?
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All I want is his name.
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Don't do this--
Denise will kill me.
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Well, you're going
to tell me his name
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because everybody knows
you can't keep a secret.
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Look at
your face.
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It's sliding out of your face.
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It's David James.
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Rudy!
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It just slid
out of my face.
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David James
is nice, huh?
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Isn't he?
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He writes poetry, he's polite
and good-looking.
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You met him?
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Yes.
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Rudy's met him,
Vanessa's met him
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Theo's met him.
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She's hiding him
from me, isn't she?
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Why would she
do that?
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She thinks
I'm too rough on them.
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But I'm not.
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Of course you're not.
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But does any of this
sound familiar--
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"How ugly is he?"
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"Who is his parole Officer?"
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face it, cliff, you are rough.
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I'm not that rough.
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Well, what are you?
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The way I see it is
I'm like old yeller.
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You know that movie,
old yeller--
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where the dog
protected the home?
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It's my job to protect the home,
so I have to bark.
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R-r-Ruff! R-R-Ruff!
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Boys Come by the house,
and I bark.
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Pretty soon, boys
come by and they say
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"Old yeller lives up there."
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All I'm saying is that
some Good ones come by
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and some bad ones come by.
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Old yeller-- that's my job.
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Cliff, you know
at the end of that movie
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they shot
old yeller.
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"Tomorrow is, tomorrow was,
tomorrow shall be an eternity.
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Love, David."
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( knocking )
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Who is it?
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It's your father.
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Come in.
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Hi, daddy.
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Hey.
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What?
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I want to meet David.
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We broke up.
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No, no, now listen to me.
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I understand
that I've been rough
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and for that I apologize.
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But I've heard
good things about David.
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Let me ask you...
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how ugly is he?
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No, look, that's all over.
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I'm telling you.
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What do you think
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about bringing him over
for dinner Friday night?
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Oh, no way.
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You don't know your father.
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If I promise you I'll behave,
then you bring him over
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and you'll see a man
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who is gracious
and courteous.
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And you'll look and you'll say,
"is that my father?"
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honest.
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We'll eat in the dining room.
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We never eat there.
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That's right.
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We'll eat in the dining room.
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I'll break out the best China
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and linen napkins
to dab our mouths.
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And it will be
a totally adult evening.
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Oh, right, with Theo,
Vanessa and Rudy.
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No, no one under 16 admitted.
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Okay, I'll go call David.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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⪠La-la la-la la-la-la âª
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cliff, I'm home!
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Of course you are.
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You wouldn't yell that
if you weren't.
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Mr. Auerbach walked into
my office at 5:00 on a Friday
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with a brief
for me to rewrite.
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Clair, stop!
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Look!
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And smell!
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Oh, my, cliff's
Salisbury steak delight?
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Red beans and rice.
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Turning out with
the turnip greens.
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And what is that?
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Cliff's own deep-dish
sweet potato cobbler.
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Another of your
dessert mistakes?
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Trust me.
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The kitchen...
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is spotless.
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Is spotless.
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You thought you would come home
to gunga din, didn't you?
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I did. I'm sorry.
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Don't look out there.
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Oh, cliff.
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Why is there a pile of dirty
pots and pans in the backyard?
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Because it came down to
either scrubbing the pots
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or spending an hour with Denise
picking out my wardrobe.
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Look at you.
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All right!
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She took a flashlight
and went into my closet
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and found where I hid
my father's day presents.
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Mom, is that what
you're wearing?
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Is dinner ready?
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Vanessa and Rudy won't
come downstairs, will they?
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Just be cool.
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The food's beautiful.
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Your mother's beautiful.
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I put Lum and Abner
in their room
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and nailed
the door shut.
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Just be...
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( doorbell )
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I got it.
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Please, let me.
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I want the first face
he sees to be mine.
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Where do you
want my face?
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Right there, okay?
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Forever?
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How am I doing
so far?
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Hi.
Hello.
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Don't be nervous.
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I'm not nervous.
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I am.
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You know my mom.
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Nice to see you again.
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Hello, David.
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And this is my dad,
Dr. Huxtable.
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Nice to
meet you, sir.
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Likewise.
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I understand you're
a fan of Tony Taylor.
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Yeah, Tony "Clean head" Taylor.
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Do you have
this one?
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Tony "Clean head" TAYLOR:
Live at the bohemian caverns.
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Thought you might
like to borrow it.
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Well, thank you
very much.
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I think I'll play this
right now.
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Mom, why don't I
help you in the kitchen?
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( jazz piano )
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Ooh, I mean, Taylor--
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he did things then that people
today still can't understand.
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Nobody can touch him.
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Hey, David!
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Hey, Theo.
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What's this?
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Tony "Clean head" Taylor.
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He's a genius.
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A genius?
At what?
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You like
this stuff?
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Give it a chance, Theo.
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( music off )
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Hey, did I ask you
to turn the music off?
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No.
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But you
turned it off?
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Yeah.
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Would you like to ask me
to turn the music off?
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Can I turn
it off?
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Yes.
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Ah... my socks?
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Don't be embarrassed.
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I do it myself
sometimes.
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I'm not embarrassed.
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To me, matched socks
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are an unnecessary
rule of society.
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So, uh... you did
that on purpose?
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Absolutely.
I never match my socks.
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You know, I listened to
Taylor all through college.
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Where did you go?
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Hillman.
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Have you given
college any thought?
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I've already gotten into
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harvard, vanderbilt,
Stanford and Duke.
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You go over by him.
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You've applied to
some fine schools.
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I haven't applied, Dr. Huxtable.
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They came to me.
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And what school
are you going to choose?
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I'm not.
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You see, I'm not going
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because, Frankly,
I don't believe in grades.
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You, too?
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Usually, people who
don't believe in grades
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do so because of the
grades they're getting.
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I get all "A"s.
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But what does an "a"
Really mean?
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Yeah.
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I've been reading socrates
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and he believed
that True learning
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Comes from observing the world.
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Where can I
get that book?
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You don't read, son.
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Maybe there's
a movie about it.
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You go upstairs and
do your homework.
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But, dad, what does
homework really mean?
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It could mean a lot of pain
if you don't do it.
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See you, David.
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Man, love those socks.
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What will you do
after Graduation?
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Spend some time
trying to find myself.
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How much time will that take?
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About five or ten years.
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You'll be able to find yourself
plus a couple more people.
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Dinner is served.
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Dinner.
All right, dinner.
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So, how do
you like him?
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I don't know if
that's him or not.
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He hasn't found himself.
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The entree--
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dr. Huxtable's
Salisbury steak deluxe.
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00:13:22,064 --> 00:13:23,731
I'm sorry,
Dr. Huxtable.
266
00:13:23,731 --> 00:13:25,398
I don't eat meat.
267
00:13:25,398 --> 00:13:28,998
The boy does not eat meat.
268
00:13:28,998 --> 00:13:30,164
I'm a vegetarian.
269
00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:31,764
I didn't
know that.
270
00:13:31,764 --> 00:13:34,164
We have red beans and rice.
271
00:13:34,164 --> 00:13:36,431
I only eat brown rice.
272
00:13:36,431 --> 00:13:41,098
Okay, we'll take the rice
and burn it for you.
273
00:13:41,098 --> 00:13:42,164
Dad!
274
00:13:42,164 --> 00:13:43,864
Huh?
275
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,931
The salad
will be plenty.
276
00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:47,998
I'll just have
salad myself.
277
00:13:47,998 --> 00:13:51,364
Good. Then there will be
more for us.
278
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,164
I became a vegetarian
279
00:13:53,164 --> 00:13:56,498
because studies I've read
confirm that many illnesses
280
00:13:56,498 --> 00:13:59,531
can be traced
to the consumption of meat.
281
00:13:59,531 --> 00:14:03,931
Mrs. Huxtable and I
love to live dangerously.
282
00:14:03,931 --> 00:14:06,064
Nothing personal, dr. Huxtable
283
00:14:06,064 --> 00:14:09,264
but I'd expect that answer
from a doctor.
284
00:14:09,264 --> 00:14:12,231
The medical establishment
does a poor job
285
00:14:12,231 --> 00:14:15,898
of stressing the Link
between diet and good health.
286
00:14:17,331 --> 00:14:20,664
I understand
you're a real theater buff.
287
00:14:20,664 --> 00:14:22,631
Yeah--
one of my passions.
288
00:14:22,631 --> 00:14:25,298
I just loved dreamgirls.
289
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,498
Dreamgirls?
290
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:27,998
David is bothered
291
00:14:27,998 --> 00:14:31,464
by the gross commerciality
of contemporary theater.
292
00:14:31,464 --> 00:14:33,564
Well, we left that theater
293
00:14:33,564 --> 00:14:35,998
humming the tunes
and feeling fine.
294
00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:40,498
I think the medical profession
has done a good job
295
00:14:40,498 --> 00:14:44,398
in stressing the Link
between diet and health.
296
00:14:44,398 --> 00:14:46,231
We disagree on that
297
00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:49,431
and probably on other things
about the medical profession.
298
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,698
This isn't the time or
place to discuss them.
299
00:14:52,698 --> 00:14:54,731
Nonsense.
What's on your mind?
300
00:14:54,731 --> 00:14:56,831
Don't you think doctors
overcharge people?
301
00:14:56,831 --> 00:15:00,898
For example, how much
does it cost to have a baby?
302
00:15:00,898 --> 00:15:02,998
It depends on the situation.
303
00:15:02,998 --> 00:15:05,131
I've read
that doctors charge
304
00:15:05,131 --> 00:15:07,998
four times the amount
a midwife does.
305
00:15:07,998 --> 00:15:10,131
That's because a midwife
306
00:15:10,131 --> 00:15:13,798
doesn't have the expertise
or equipment that I have
307
00:15:13,798 --> 00:15:15,764
in case problems arise.
308
00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:17,631
That extra money you charge
309
00:15:17,631 --> 00:15:21,098
protects the patient
in case there are complications?
310
00:15:21,098 --> 00:15:22,631
Absolutely.
311
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,164
If there aren't
any complications
312
00:15:25,164 --> 00:15:28,098
do you give the money back?
313
00:15:30,631 --> 00:15:32,598
Yeah.
314
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,564
That salad needs
more dressing.
315
00:15:34,564 --> 00:15:35,898
No, it doesn't.
316
00:15:35,898 --> 00:15:37,064
Yes, it does
317
00:15:37,064 --> 00:15:40,131
and we need to
bring out the main course.
318
00:15:40,131 --> 00:15:41,131
Excuse us.
319
00:15:41,131 --> 00:15:42,331
Certainly.
320
00:15:48,564 --> 00:15:49,998
Cliff?
321
00:15:49,998 --> 00:15:54,331
Clair, don't ask me
to go back in there.
322
00:15:54,331 --> 00:15:57,098
I'm sitting at my dinner table
323
00:15:57,098 --> 00:16:00,164
with a kid
who cannot find himself
324
00:16:00,164 --> 00:16:03,064
who is finding fault with me.
325
00:16:03,064 --> 00:16:05,798
Cliff, he was just
asking questions
326
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,998
because he's an intelligent kid.
327
00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:10,298
He's an arrogant
twilight zone.
328
00:16:10,298 --> 00:16:12,164
It won't be
much longer.
329
00:16:12,164 --> 00:16:16,398
They said they're leaving
at 9:00 to see a movie.
330
00:16:16,398 --> 00:16:20,164
Take me back in there,
and I warn you--
331
00:16:20,164 --> 00:16:24,731
you are dangling raw meat
in front of old yeller.
332
00:16:24,731 --> 00:16:27,531
You can dish it out
333
00:16:27,531 --> 00:16:29,131
but you can't
take it.
334
00:16:29,131 --> 00:16:30,564
That's the best conversation
335
00:16:30,564 --> 00:16:32,698
that dining room's
seen in years.
336
00:16:32,698 --> 00:16:34,564
I'm going
back in there
337
00:16:34,564 --> 00:16:37,064
and you are
coming with me.
338
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,564
So be cool.
339
00:16:45,431 --> 00:16:47,898
I hope
you're not mad
340
00:16:47,898 --> 00:16:50,531
at what I said
about doctors.
341
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,564
This is a good conversation.
342
00:16:52,564 --> 00:16:55,998
The huxtables have always
enjoyed good conversation.
343
00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:57,531
We have?
344
00:16:57,531 --> 00:17:02,064
What should we talk about now--
politics, poetry, art?
345
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,998
You're an attorney,
mrs. Huxtable?
346
00:17:03,998 --> 00:17:05,131
The law.
347
00:17:05,131 --> 00:17:07,798
How can you work
in a profession
348
00:17:07,798 --> 00:17:11,198
where you defend people
you know are guilty
349
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,998
just so you can collect
your paycheck?
350
00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:16,631
David, according to
the 14th amendment
351
00:17:16,631 --> 00:17:18,898
Everyone's entitled
to due process.
352
00:17:18,898 --> 00:17:23,531
I'd expect that answer
from a lawyer.
353
00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:28,564
What I really don't
understand, mrs. Huxtable
354
00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:32,064
is why do you
divide your time
355
00:17:32,064 --> 00:17:35,831
between pursuing your career
and raising your family?
356
00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:37,931
I don't understand
your point.
357
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,564
Your husband makes
a lot of money.
358
00:17:40,564 --> 00:17:43,331
Shouldn't you stay home
with the kids?
359
00:17:43,331 --> 00:17:47,064
That is a sexist
statement, young man!
360
00:17:47,064 --> 00:17:51,098
Why don't you
ask dr. Huxtable
that question?!
361
00:17:51,098 --> 00:17:54,564
Let's go get some
rolls or something.
362
00:17:58,198 --> 00:18:00,698
Come up with
another point.
363
00:18:04,631 --> 00:18:06,298
How dare he?!
364
00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:08,631
little
scraggly-leg pup!
365
00:18:08,631 --> 00:18:12,631
Park his feet underneath
my dining room table
366
00:18:12,631 --> 00:18:16,131
and tell me
I'm not a good mother?!
367
00:18:16,131 --> 00:18:20,731
( imitating Clair )
"Dear, he's just
an intelligent boy."
368
00:18:20,731 --> 00:18:23,231
don't start with me
this evening.
369
00:18:23,231 --> 00:18:24,631
Listen to me.
370
00:18:24,631 --> 00:18:26,631
You know "Old yeller"?
371
00:18:26,631 --> 00:18:29,631
after he died,
they made a sequel--
372
00:18:29,631 --> 00:18:31,298
mrs. Old yeller.
373
00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:35,564
Mrs. Old yeller was
worse than old yeller.
374
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:38,564
All old yeller did was bark.
375
00:18:38,564 --> 00:18:40,131
( barking )
376
00:18:40,131 --> 00:18:43,064
But mrs. Old yeller SAID:
377
00:18:43,064 --> 00:18:44,998
( growling )
378
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,464
And she bit people.
379
00:18:47,464 --> 00:18:49,031
Mom,
dad...
380
00:18:49,031 --> 00:18:52,031
there may be a line
at the movie
381
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,564
so we're
going now.
382
00:18:53,564 --> 00:18:55,031
Nice meeting you,
doctor.
383
00:18:55,031 --> 00:18:56,031
Yes, sir.
384
00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:57,031
Mrs. Huxtable...
385
00:18:57,031 --> 00:18:58,564
( growling )
386
00:18:58,564 --> 00:19:00,098
Heel!
387
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,164
( barking )
388
00:19:01,164 --> 00:19:02,164
Heel!
389
00:19:02,164 --> 00:19:03,164
Heel!
390
00:19:03,164 --> 00:19:04,164
Heel!
391
00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:05,164
Heel...
392
00:19:06,164 --> 00:19:07,964
and heel some more.
393
00:19:10,531 --> 00:19:14,131
Oh, boy,
I sure do love this.
394
00:19:14,131 --> 00:19:15,631
I'd say so.
395
00:19:15,631 --> 00:19:17,531
That's your
third bowl.
396
00:19:19,031 --> 00:19:20,631
Hi.
397
00:19:20,631 --> 00:19:22,698
Hi. How was
the movie?
398
00:19:22,698 --> 00:19:23,598
Okay.
399
00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:24,798
What did you see?
400
00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:26,398
South Dakota.
401
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,564
The western
with Rory Calhoun?
402
00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:31,231
No. This movie was
about south Dakota.
403
00:19:31,231 --> 00:19:34,064
David comes up with
the strangest ideas.
404
00:19:34,064 --> 00:19:35,431
David?
405
00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:39,031
The wonderful fellow
we had dinner
with Tonight?
406
00:19:39,031 --> 00:19:41,231
I don't know what you mean.
407
00:19:41,231 --> 00:19:43,231
South Dakota
was about this guy
408
00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:46,898
who moves to south Dakota
to live off the land.
409
00:19:46,898 --> 00:19:49,464
His wife pulls the plow
for him.
410
00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:51,398
To farm
more acres
411
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,098
he marries more wives.
412
00:19:53,098 --> 00:19:54,898
After the FOURTH wife
413
00:19:54,898 --> 00:19:58,464
David Says,
"I could really get into this."
414
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,664
I said,
"Are you serious?"
415
00:20:00,664 --> 00:20:02,631
he said, "Yeah, maybe."
416
00:20:02,631 --> 00:20:06,098
We start arguing
right in the theater.
417
00:20:06,098 --> 00:20:10,331
Daddy, would you ask mom
to pull a plow for you?
418
00:20:10,331 --> 00:20:12,098
Yeah.
419
00:20:12,098 --> 00:20:14,564
Would you pull it?
420
00:20:14,564 --> 00:20:16,298
No.
421
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,898
( phone rings )
422
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:23,098
Hello, this is
the huxtable residence.
423
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,164
Hey, David,
how are you doing?
424
00:20:26,164 --> 00:20:27,698
Just a minute.
425
00:20:27,698 --> 00:20:30,698
I'll see
if she's here.
426
00:20:30,698 --> 00:20:33,331
Daddy, tell him
I'm not home.
427
00:20:33,331 --> 00:20:35,931
Tell him he doesn't
understand women.
428
00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:39,031
First you say
I'm rough on your friends.
429
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,331
Now you say...
430
00:20:40,331 --> 00:20:42,164
I'm not doing anything.
431
00:20:42,164 --> 00:20:45,031
You got something
to say to David
432
00:20:45,031 --> 00:20:46,464
you tell him.
433
00:20:46,464 --> 00:20:47,398
Mom...
434
00:20:47,398 --> 00:20:49,998
This is between you and David.
435
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,164
Okay.
436
00:20:51,164 --> 00:20:53,031
I'll take it upstairs.
437
00:20:53,031 --> 00:20:54,664
David, I've located her.
438
00:20:54,664 --> 00:20:56,831
Hold the phone a second.
439
00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:58,698
Denise!
440
00:20:58,698 --> 00:20:59,964
Yeah!
441
00:20:59,964 --> 00:21:01,098
Telephone!
442
00:21:01,098 --> 00:21:02,464
Okay, thanks, dad!
443
00:21:02,464 --> 00:21:05,231
Dave, she's coming to the phone.
444
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,564
There she is.
445
00:21:06,564 --> 00:21:08,064
See you, David.
446
00:21:13,631 --> 00:21:15,098
What..?
447
00:21:15,098 --> 00:21:17,598
get off the phone.
448
00:21:27,898 --> 00:21:32,098
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