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Hey, what do you see?
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Hey, sugar.
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Ooh, you are cute.
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You are the cutest baby
I have ever seen.
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What about me?
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You're the funniest looking
baby I've ever seen.
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Most babies look a little
funny when they're new.
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Mommies and daddies
don't even notice.
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Brothers and sisters do.
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We all sold tickets
to see you, Rudy.
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No, dear, that was
to see you.
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Oh.
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Would you like to hold him?
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No, he might
go on me.
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Can we watch him Eat?
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His mother
already fed him.
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Maybe he'd like
to watch us eat.
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Can we have a snack?
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All right,
but a small one.
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I'm having a doughnut.
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Me, too.
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You always have what I have.
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So do you.
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Cliff.
Hmm?
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Look who's here.
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You know this one.
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Remember?
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Did we go to
college together?
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You delivered him
last month.
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This is
Janice Harper's baby.
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Janice didn't want it,
and brought it back?
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She's getting her hair done,
and I'm baby-sitting.
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Oh, cliff.
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Look at that
little round face.
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And that soft silky hair
and the little soft spot.
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And that special
baby smell.
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Sour milk.
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He's warm.
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Just holding him sets off
Strange stirrings inside.
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I wonder if I want another.
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Let me help you--
you don't.
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Cliff, it's a Miracle.
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Dear, we have
five miracles.
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Smell it.
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Get out of here.
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That's not the interior
of some new automobile.
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You know you love babies.
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We'd bring one home
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and you'd spend hours
just looking at it.
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Cliff:
Yeah.
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It would grab
your finger
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and you'd laugh.
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You'd say, "Look, Clair, I can
put her whole foot in my mouth."
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But you could only hold
that foot in there for So long
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then the toes start moving
and the fun is over.
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Let's just
think about it.
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No.
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Suppose I want one?
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You can try
having one without me.
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Come on, cliff.
Smell it.
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I don't want to
smell that baby.
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Listen to me, please.
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This thing is a trap.
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This thing
can sell anything.
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But you must also remember
that this grows up.
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And it gets high marks
on the I.Q. Test
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But gets D's in school.
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This grows up and takes the car
driving all around the city--
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has no license,
has no driver's permit--
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comes back and then says,
"What did I do wrong?"
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I'm telling you
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this is false advertising.
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This is totally dishonest.
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You don't want another one?
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There are times--
and there aren't many--
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when I don't even want
the ones we have now.
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No, no, no.
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Rudy.
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Our little Rudy.
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One day
she'll be gone
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and then I will have
my wife back.
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I'm not sure this feeling
will go away.
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You just tell it
to go away.
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I can't, because it's
a very deep feeling.
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Say to it, deeply,
"Go away."
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We'll talk later.
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Right now I'm taking
the baby home.
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Good.
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And don't you
come back anymore.
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You're a troublemaker.
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Hey, dad.
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What did I do?
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You used to smell good.
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Dad, where's the baby?
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Mom took
the baby back.
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Didn't she like it?
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She liked it too much.
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Why did she take it back?
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Because if mom
wants a baby
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she'll have to
make it herself.
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You can just
bring one home from work.
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Mom's having another baby?
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She's just
thinking about it.
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Do we want another one?
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I like the one that was here.
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Another Baby?
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Look, she's just
thinking about it.
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Don't we get a vote?
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Vote for what?
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Dinner?
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I want pizza.
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We're not voting about dinner.
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Is this a dictatorship?
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Why are we
voting?
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We're not voting for anything.
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It is a dictatorship!
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It's too early
to talk about it.
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About what?
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Mom and a baby.
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Mom's pregnant?
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No, mom is not pregnant.
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( sigh of relief )
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( mimicking sighs )
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What does that mean, Denise?
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You and mom are
getting up there.
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Meaning what?
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Theo:
She means
you're old.
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She just doesn't want
to hurt your feelings.
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And you do?
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I don't think
you're old.
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It's not like I think
you're decrepit or anything
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But when older people
have babies
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it's kind of
embarrassing.
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There are people--
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I happen to know--
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who are much older
than your mother and I
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and they have become parents.
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Now if your mother and I
decide...
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to have a baby
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I'm quite sure
that we will not go
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into the guinness book
of world records.
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Hey, then why don't you wait?
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We should have waited with you.
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Your mother and I
haven't made up our minds.
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We just don't know, okay?
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Good.
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What's that for?
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Nothing.
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No, you got some teenage
wisdom to spew out?
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Nothing, daddy--
it's your life.
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Just don't blow it.
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I'm glad you didn't hold back.
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Clair:
I'm home.
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Your mom is here.
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I want you guys
to just act normally.
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Hi.
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Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
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They just love
looking at you, dear.
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So do I.
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( whispering: )
Get out.
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Cliff, today I saw
the most wonderful thing.
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Look at this.
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Diapers?
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Wait till you see
the improvements.
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Five years ago,
we had nothing like this.
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Watch this.
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You can pull this thing open...
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and Peek inside...
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and close it back up again.
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Rip. Snap.
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What do
you think?
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And so the Wolf said
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"Little pig,
little pig.
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Let me in!
Let me in!"
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you like that voice?
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No.
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Why?
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You did it
different before.
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Well, that was
a different Wolf.
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It's the same story.
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You know, you're right.
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That was the Wolf from
little red riding Hood.
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The one for
the little pigs
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you put your finger
on my nose, remember?
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Now give
a little squeeze.
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Be gentle, now.
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Okay, here we go.
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"Little pig,
little pig.
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Let me in!"
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All right, let go
now because this
Wolf has a cold.
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Could we talk?
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Uh, Yeah.
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Uh, here.
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What about
the story?
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Don't worry.
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Just use this
as a bookmark
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and we'll
get back to it.
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Aah! Ha, ha.
Ha, ha.
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All right.
Lay it on me.
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It's about the baby.
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Uh, your mother and I
may not have a baby
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but I certainly hope you have
something waiting in reserve
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to worry about.
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Yeah, I mean,
what if you do have it?
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You are determined
to be unhappy, aren't you?
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My friend Deidre has a new baby.
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She says it's horrible.
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It cries for no reason at all
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and dad, babies don't smell
that good all the time.
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Couldn't
we forget
about a baby
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and get a dog?
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I mean, dogs smell great!
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No, they don't.
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They smell better
than babies do.
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Only to other dogs.
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Now, come here,
please, dear.
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No matter what else
comes into this house
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you will always
be loved by us.
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I know you worry,
you complain
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you see problems
where there are no
problems whatsoever.
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That's the great
thing about you.
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You know why?
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You are our Vanessa.
Understand?
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I love you, daddy.
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That makes me
feel real happy.
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Yes, and I know this
feeling shall pass.
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Mom.
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Hi, Clair.
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Cliff!
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My favorite
mother-in-law.
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Oh, Vanessa.
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Oh, my baby.
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Girl, you're getting
older every day.
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Doesn't everyone?
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Not me.
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Sit down, mom.
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We'll talk
in the kitchen,
woman to woman.
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Is your mother
having a baby, too?
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Come on, mama
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Let's go.
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Clair,
what's the matter?
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I don't know.
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You tell me.
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So what's going on?
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Mama, yesterday
I touched a baby.
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Is that all?
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I might want another one.
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You held it, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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And you smelled it?
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Uh-huh.
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Cliff?
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He wouldn't smell it.
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Smart.
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Oh,
come on.
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Now this is serious.
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I'm not
an impetuous person
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but when you give me a tiny baby
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and It's so soft and warm,
and I hold it...
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you understand.
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Yes, it's the trap.
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You, too, huh?
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When you and cliff got married,
what did I say?
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"Have a child."
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Why?
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Revenge.
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If you want the joy
of children without the bother
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there's a simple answer.
270
00:12:17,698 --> 00:12:19,098
Grandchildren.
271
00:12:19,098 --> 00:12:21,431
They're perfect.
272
00:12:21,431 --> 00:12:24,031
If you don't like them,
you go home.
273
00:12:25,164 --> 00:12:27,898
Mama, didn't you want any more?
274
00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:29,198
No.
275
00:12:29,198 --> 00:12:30,298
Why?
276
00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:32,231
The older you are
when they're born
277
00:12:32,231 --> 00:12:34,531
the older you are
when they return.
278
00:12:34,531 --> 00:12:37,231
They don't come back.
279
00:12:37,231 --> 00:12:38,931
John and
Edna Morton--
280
00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:40,198
you remember them?
281
00:12:40,198 --> 00:12:42,864
They have a daughter your age.
282
00:12:42,864 --> 00:12:44,198
She came back.
283
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,864
Her husband left her.
284
00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:48,864
Three children: 14, 11 and two.
285
00:12:48,864 --> 00:12:51,531
They all came back.
286
00:12:51,531 --> 00:12:53,164
That's one
isolated incident.
287
00:12:53,164 --> 00:12:54,831
Ira and Maxine
Davenport
288
00:12:54,831 --> 00:12:57,964
have a son 45.
289
00:12:57,964 --> 00:12:59,298
His wife died.
290
00:12:59,298 --> 00:13:03,698
He comes home bringing
two boys, 23 and 21.
291
00:13:05,231 --> 00:13:07,231
None of them are working.
292
00:13:07,231 --> 00:13:08,664
Okay...
293
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:11,098
okay, so that's
two isolated incidents.
294
00:13:11,098 --> 00:13:13,731
Sidney and
Ramona hufnagle.
295
00:13:13,731 --> 00:13:15,631
Unmarried daughter
comes home...
296
00:13:15,631 --> 00:13:18,698
do you go around
collecting these stories?
297
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,064
They're not just stories.
They happen.
298
00:13:21,064 --> 00:13:22,831
Don't let it happen to you.
299
00:13:25,598 --> 00:13:27,631
How's the feeling now?
300
00:13:27,631 --> 00:13:29,764
Less.
301
00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:31,698
Take my ADVICE:
Grandchildren.
302
00:13:31,698 --> 00:13:33,031
Grandma!
303
00:13:33,031 --> 00:13:34,364
Hello.
304
00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:35,764
Sixteen.
305
00:13:37,031 --> 00:13:40,231
You'll have one for
your mama, won't you?
306
00:13:40,231 --> 00:13:41,431
What?
307
00:13:41,431 --> 00:13:42,698
A baby.
308
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:43,831
Sure.
309
00:13:43,831 --> 00:13:45,231
Grandma:
Promise?
310
00:13:45,231 --> 00:13:47,298
Yeah.
311
00:13:47,298 --> 00:13:49,364
Wait.
312
00:13:49,364 --> 00:13:51,698
Can I finish
high school first?
313
00:13:53,631 --> 00:13:56,364
Come on. Come on.
No, no.
314
00:13:56,364 --> 00:13:57,964
No, no, no.
315
00:13:57,964 --> 00:13:59,531
Don't even try it!
316
00:13:59,531 --> 00:14:01,764
You blew it again.
317
00:14:01,764 --> 00:14:03,464
All right.
318
00:14:03,464 --> 00:14:04,798
Cliff:
Look out.
319
00:14:09,231 --> 00:14:11,498
That puts me
two ahead, dad.
320
00:14:11,498 --> 00:14:14,164
You don't want
to call a foul?
321
00:14:15,231 --> 00:14:17,431
Tired?
322
00:14:17,431 --> 00:14:19,764
No, but if you need rest...
323
00:14:19,764 --> 00:14:24,431
when I was your age, we played
from sunup to sundown.
324
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,831
When it got dark,
we carried candles in our hand.
325
00:14:27,831 --> 00:14:31,231
Did you rest enough,
or will you talk some more?
326
00:14:31,231 --> 00:14:34,198
Ha, Ha, ha, ha.
327
00:14:34,198 --> 00:14:35,598
All right.
328
00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,598
You better
be alert now.
329
00:14:37,598 --> 00:14:39,931
So you're up
by two, right?
330
00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:42,031
I score two to tie.
331
00:14:46,398 --> 00:14:47,764
Hey!
332
00:15:03,731 --> 00:15:06,431
You're not going
for that one?
333
00:15:06,431 --> 00:15:07,864
Huh?
334
00:15:07,864 --> 00:15:09,264
All right. Hey!
335
00:15:12,431 --> 00:15:13,764
Foul!
336
00:15:13,764 --> 00:15:15,098
No way!
337
00:15:15,098 --> 00:15:16,431
Foul!
338
00:15:16,431 --> 00:15:17,764
Foul.
339
00:15:17,764 --> 00:15:19,764
That was
a plain miss.
340
00:15:19,764 --> 00:15:20,931
Foul--
all over me.
341
00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:23,498
It's a wonder
I can get up.
342
00:15:23,498 --> 00:15:25,498
How come you're
the referee?
343
00:15:25,498 --> 00:15:28,198
I'm not. Just give me the ball.
344
00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:29,464
It's not fair.
345
00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:32,398
Take it up with
the league commissioner, okay?
346
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:33,598
But that's you, too.
347
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:35,098
Give me
the ball.
348
00:15:35,098 --> 00:15:36,664
All right.
And now
349
00:15:36,664 --> 00:15:41,464
Dr. H. Has to make
these two foul shots to tie you.
350
00:15:41,464 --> 00:15:43,531
And so, here we go.
351
00:15:51,798 --> 00:15:53,798
Could you
move it along?
352
00:15:53,798 --> 00:15:56,831
I've got school in 12 hours.
353
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:07,931
One more to tie.
354
00:16:07,931 --> 00:16:09,531
Just shoot the ball.
355
00:16:09,531 --> 00:16:10,931
Hey!
356
00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:12,798
Heh, Heh, heh, heh.
357
00:16:14,498 --> 00:16:19,631
And now to embarrass my son,
I will make it without looking.
358
00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:38,431
Now...
359
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:42,198
young huxtable
has a chance to win
360
00:16:42,198 --> 00:16:44,531
because this basket
361
00:16:44,531 --> 00:16:46,631
wins it all.
362
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,631
However, there's
one thing missing.
363
00:16:48,631 --> 00:16:55,498
He has never beaten his father
in all his life ever!
364
00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:57,531
Heh, Heh,
heh, heh.
365
00:16:57,531 --> 00:16:58,864
So serious...
366
00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:00,431
don't even try it!
367
00:17:00,431 --> 00:17:02,098
Don't even
think about it!
368
00:17:03,498 --> 00:17:04,831
You...
369
00:17:07,031 --> 00:17:08,498
I won! Hey!
370
00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:12,564
Waah-hah!
371
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:14,498
Ha, ha, ha!
372
00:17:14,498 --> 00:17:16,498
I won, dad! I won!
373
00:17:16,498 --> 00:17:18,764
I was there
when you won.
374
00:17:18,764 --> 00:17:20,664
I saw it. It's okay.
375
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,931
You've beat me
hundreds of times.
376
00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:24,198
Yes, indeed.
377
00:17:24,198 --> 00:17:25,431
Don't help me.
378
00:17:25,431 --> 00:17:26,931
I'll get up myself.
379
00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:28,931
Look at it this way.
380
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:31,264
If you have
another kid now
381
00:17:31,264 --> 00:17:33,264
you'd never
beat him once.
382
00:17:33,264 --> 00:17:34,631
Mom, guess what?
383
00:17:34,631 --> 00:17:37,931
You don't have to yell
and tell everybody everything.
384
00:17:43,098 --> 00:17:44,431
Clair.
385
00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:51,264
Clair.
386
00:18:08,331 --> 00:18:09,664
Clair.
387
00:18:13,631 --> 00:18:14,998
Oops.
388
00:18:16,231 --> 00:18:17,998
You can't sleep, huh?
389
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:20,864
Neither
can I.
390
00:18:20,864 --> 00:18:23,964
See, there's something
I got to tell you.
391
00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:25,431
Clair...
392
00:18:26,431 --> 00:18:28,231
I'm old, Clair.
393
00:18:30,964 --> 00:18:34,098
And Clair, so are you.
394
00:18:34,098 --> 00:18:35,598
You're old, too.
395
00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:37,464
What?
396
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,564
I'm sorry to tell you that.
397
00:18:39,564 --> 00:18:40,998
Oh, cliff.
398
00:18:40,998 --> 00:18:44,898
You didn't wake me
up at three O'clock
in the morning
399
00:18:44,898 --> 00:18:46,931
to tell me I'm old?
400
00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:49,264
I've known about it for hours
401
00:18:49,264 --> 00:18:51,698
since Theo beat me
at basketball.
402
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:55,431
I tried to protect you
as long as I could.
403
00:18:55,431 --> 00:18:57,464
What are you talking about?
404
00:18:57,464 --> 00:19:00,698
Well, I'm just
talking about this baby.
405
00:19:00,698 --> 00:19:02,431
I mean
406
00:19:02,431 --> 00:19:04,764
when we had our first child
407
00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:08,331
we had our whole life
ahead of us.
408
00:19:08,331 --> 00:19:10,664
If we had one now
409
00:19:10,664 --> 00:19:13,764
by the time
that child leaves home
410
00:19:13,764 --> 00:19:16,631
we will be ready to go to one.
411
00:19:17,798 --> 00:19:19,231
Cliff...
412
00:19:21,064 --> 00:19:23,631
you know this feeling
I've been having?
413
00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:26,998
Listen, don't you remember
how when we were young
414
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:31,098
we planned ahead and said
we were going to go places--
415
00:19:31,098 --> 00:19:33,764
We would take cruises
around the world.
416
00:19:33,764 --> 00:19:37,764
We were going to go to cairo
and see the pyramids.
417
00:19:37,764 --> 00:19:41,764
If we have another child,
by the time we get there
418
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:45,164
the pyramids will be too
small for our eyes.
419
00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:47,864
It's a very deep
and urgent feeling.
420
00:19:47,864 --> 00:19:52,531
But we said we were going
to go to Paris
421
00:19:52,531 --> 00:19:55,864
we were going strolling
on the champs elysees
422
00:19:55,864 --> 00:20:00,831
and I'm telling you, if we wait,
we'll be too old to stroll.
423
00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:02,164
It's just a feeling.
424
00:20:02,164 --> 00:20:04,764
Like all feelings, it will fade.
425
00:20:04,764 --> 00:20:07,331
We were going to go to Rome...
426
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,831
it will fade?
427
00:20:08,831 --> 00:20:11,898
I've decided
I don't want another baby.
428
00:20:11,898 --> 00:20:12,764
Really?
429
00:20:12,764 --> 00:20:14,431
I thought I did
430
00:20:14,431 --> 00:20:16,764
because I thought
having another Child
431
00:20:16,764 --> 00:20:18,764
would make my life better.
432
00:20:18,764 --> 00:20:21,098
Then I thought,
"Better than what?"
433
00:20:21,098 --> 00:20:22,698
my life's
already perfect.
434
00:20:22,698 --> 00:20:25,631
I've got a great job,
a wonderful family
435
00:20:25,631 --> 00:20:27,198
and a Loving husband.
436
00:20:27,198 --> 00:20:28,198
Mmm, Clair...
437
00:20:28,198 --> 00:20:29,864
who thinks I'm old.
438
00:20:29,864 --> 00:20:32,864
I just said that
to get your attention.
439
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,864
Yes, you did say that.
440
00:20:34,864 --> 00:20:36,198
No...
441
00:20:36,198 --> 00:20:37,531
are you old?
442
00:20:37,531 --> 00:20:38,531
Well, no.
443
00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:40,131
Theo cheats.
444
00:20:41,364 --> 00:20:42,764
Theo cheats?
445
00:20:42,764 --> 00:20:45,531
Well, he improves
when I'm not looking.
446
00:20:47,531 --> 00:20:50,798
So when do we
start our travels?
447
00:20:50,798 --> 00:20:57,331
Well, I figure Rudy Will
enter college in 13 years
448
00:20:57,331 --> 00:21:00,398
and we can start
the day after.
449
00:21:02,664 --> 00:21:04,131
Good night, cliff.
450
00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:05,598
Good night, dear.
451
00:21:24,464 --> 00:21:29,231
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