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Rudy, come on.
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Vanessa, get ready to go.
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Hi, honey.
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Come on, Rudy,
hop down here.
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Hop, Hop, hop, hop.
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Hop, hop.
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Hop, hop.
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We'll be gone
all afternoon.
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I'm taking the kids
for shoes.
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These seem to be
all hopped out.
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Clear the table
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and put the dishes
in the dishwasher.
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Bye-Bye.
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Kids, let's go.
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Bye-Bye.
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Bye-Bye.
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I'm going to the schoolyard
to play some three-on-three.
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Check with me for
some one-on-one right now.
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You borrowed $5 for pizza,
said you'd pay me back today.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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No, no, no, no.
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Where is it?
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The pizza?
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Dad, why
are you laughing?
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I'm laughing
because My foolish son
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by Not paying me
when he said he would
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is now at my mercy.
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I want to show you
a little chore.
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⪠Ta da âª
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clear off the table, put
the dishes in the dishwasher.
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Okay?
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And do it right.
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Then can I go?
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Then you can live.
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( doorbell )
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Theo!
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Door, too.
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That's right.
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And Theo...
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do me
a favor.
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I had a rough day yesterday.
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Every child born
on the face of this earth
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I delivered.
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I'm tired.
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I want to rest.
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So unless it's
a woman at the door
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with a child
coming out of her shoulder
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I don't want to see anybody.
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I'm going to watch television,
take a nap.
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Understood?
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Gotcha.
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My man.
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Pretzels.
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Potato chips.
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Oh, nothing else left except...
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nobody's favorite--
walnuts.
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So who was it?
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Grandpa.
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But I told him
he couldn't come in
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because you were
about to take a nap.
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Say that again.
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I told him
he couldn't come in
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because you were
about to take a nap.
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Who?
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Grandpa.
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My father?
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Yes, grandpa.
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Dad!
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Dad!
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Theo!
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Is something wrong, Dad?
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Sit down.
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That was my father?
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Right.
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You recognized him?
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No problem.
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And you shut him out.
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You should have said
grandpa could come in.
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You're not stupid.
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You're not that stupid.
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What did you say to him?
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I said, "Grandpa,
you can't come in
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because dad's tired
and he wants to take a nap."
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What did he say?
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Nothing.
He just stood there looking.
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A lot like you look now.
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No, no, no.
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You are going to have
to get him back.
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Who?
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Who?!
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grandpa.
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Yes!
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But he lives in New jersey.
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Right!
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And It's a long way on Foot,
isn't it?
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And while you're trying
to find your grandfather
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with tears
running down your cheeks
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I want you to
ask yourself a QUESTION:
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"was it worth it to try
and make a fool out of my father
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By acting Stupid?"
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( ring )
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Answer the phone.
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Hello?
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Grandpa!
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Ah!
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Give me that...
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unless you want
to slam it down.
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Hello, Dad?
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Yeah, well...
no, Dad, look.
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I didn't tell him to do that.
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No, dad, the boy needs help.
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No, I... look...
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where are you?
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Dad, why are you staying
next door at the neighbors?
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Dad, I'll let you in, too.
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All right, now,
come on right now.
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I'll see you in a second.
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Boy, that kitchen's
going to shine.
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( doorbell )
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May I come in Now?
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Dad, come on in.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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I didn't plan
to come today
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but your mother
had other ideas.
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How is mom?
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You know your mother--
crazy.
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Today I tried a new recipe--
Salmon souffle.
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It was delicious.
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Your mother took one bite
and threw it out.
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Then she threw me out.
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You go in the kitchen,
you're on Mom's turf.
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When I was working,
she'd say, "You're never home."
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Now she says, "don't you
have someplace to go?"
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don't I have
someplace to go?
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I was on the road
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for 11 months of the year,
working sleazy dives.
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Don't go in
those places.
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It was hard, but
I had a mission...
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Yeah.
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A better life for my son.
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Yeah.
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And here you are.
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Yes, I am.
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Doing all right.
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Fine profession, beautiful home.
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Somehow,
I can't help thinking
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that I had a hand in all that.
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There's no question about it.
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Then why did you lock me out?
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Dad, I didn't tell the boy
to lock you out.
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Am I supposed to be
on some kind of a list?
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You can't be getting
all that many visitors.
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We've been talking together
now for some time.
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No one's come
to see you.
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They're not
climbing in
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through the windows and doors.
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Theo's getting back at me
for making him wash the dishes.
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Let's watch the game.
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Heard from
your oldest lately?
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Sondra?
She called last night.
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Doing okay?
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Four "A's" And a "B."
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Four "A's" And a "B"?
All right!
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Princeton.
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Yeah.
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She like it there?
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Oh, yeah.
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Where is
your second daughter going?
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Denise?
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She's talking about princeton,
Yale, talladega and Howard.
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What about Hillman?
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She hasn't mentioned Hillman.
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You know, I graduated
from Hillman.
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My father
put me through.
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Worked his whole life
as a pullman Porter.
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Rode the line between
altoona and schenectady.
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Saved all his tips to
put me through Hillman.
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Right.
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It's the oldest school
in the state.
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Started with a field...
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and a barn.
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And 20
students.
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Came to school
in wagons.
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But from humble
beginnings...
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yes...
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Hillman Turned out students
that were welcome
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in the finest
graduate schools.
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Sure, it's small
and It's close-knit.
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Princeton may be
your Alma mater
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But Hillman's
your friend.
...friend.
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Dad...
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I graduated from Hillman,
remember?
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Dad, may I take
a break now?
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Yeah, you been working
five minutes straight now.
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You know our doorman,
don't you?
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Hi, grandpa.
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How you doing?
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Nice seeing
you again.
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Nice seeing you.
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Where are you
sending him?
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Hmm?
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If he picks up his grades,
high school.
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And after that?
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On to princeton.
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Dad, princeton
is a fine school.
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Yeah.
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What's it costing you?
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It's up there.
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How much? Ten?
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A little more.
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And that's for everything.
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Well, you know...
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you have to pay for books.
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You're paying $10,000,
and you don't even get books?
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What do
you get?
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You get to go to princeton.
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What's the girl's major?
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She doesn't have one.
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What does she do--
just wander around the school?
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No, dad, she's liberal arts.
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When she graduates,
what does that make her?
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Nothing, you see...
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that's why
she's going to college--
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to become nothing.
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No, dad. She doesn't know
what she wants to be, so...
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what happens when she still
doesn't know after four Years?
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Then she gets to come back home.
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Do you understand this?
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He is spending
over $50,000
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to send your sister to
college for four years
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so she can come home
and be nothing.
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You can do that at
Hillman for $10,000.
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And they include books.
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Go to the kitchen.
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Why?
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Because I don't want
to see your face.
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Denise!
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( knocking )
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Denise.
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( knocking )
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Hi, daddy.
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Stop.
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I don't see how
you can wear these
electric earmuffs
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and do your homework
at the same time.
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Music helps me study.
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What is it you're studying?
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The French revolution.
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Oh, rough times.
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No headphones then.
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No heads.
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Come on over here.
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I want to talk to you.
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Colleges.
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What colleges
are you interested in?
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I don't know.
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Princeton, Brown,
Howard, talledega.
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What about Hillman?
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00:13:03,964 --> 00:13:05,998
Hillman?
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Hillman? Ew!
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Ew, dad, Hillman?!
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Yes, Hillman.
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We are a Hillman family, dear.
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We go "A ways" back.
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I know.
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Your great-grandfather
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put your grandfather
through Hillman
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while he was working as a...
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pullman...
pullman Porter.
272
00:13:25,298 --> 00:13:27,531
Daddy, I know
the tradition.
273
00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:28,531
You do?
274
00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:29,731
Mm-hmm.
275
00:13:29,731 --> 00:13:32,064
With the money that he earned
276
00:13:32,064 --> 00:13:34,731
from the
tips...
from the tips...
277
00:13:36,031 --> 00:13:39,398
when he was on the line
from altoona to...?
278
00:13:39,998 --> 00:13:41,164
ha!
279
00:13:41,164 --> 00:13:44,064
Yeah.
280
00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:45,231
S... I know...
281
00:13:45,231 --> 00:13:47,164
huh?
Go ahead.
282
00:13:47,164 --> 00:13:48,031
Sss... schen...
283
00:13:48,031 --> 00:13:49,364
...ectady.
Schenectady.
284
00:13:49,364 --> 00:13:52,031
There's a smile that
says, "I know it."
285
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:53,331
I got one wrong.
286
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:54,864
You don't know the tradition.
287
00:13:54,864 --> 00:13:59,031
Why not go to
a better school if I can?
288
00:13:59,031 --> 00:14:00,831
Better school?
289
00:14:00,831 --> 00:14:02,698
Hillman's okay, but...
290
00:14:02,698 --> 00:14:06,031
it's only for kids
who couldn't get...
291
00:14:06,031 --> 00:14:07,698
what?
292
00:14:07,698 --> 00:14:10,631
No one else would take them.
293
00:14:10,631 --> 00:14:11,831
You're in quicksand.
294
00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:16,698
Do you know I graduated
from Hillman
295
00:14:16,698 --> 00:14:21,764
and went on to one of the best
medical schools in the country?
296
00:14:21,764 --> 00:14:23,064
Hudson?
297
00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:25,398
I've never been sued.
298
00:14:27,364 --> 00:14:30,664
I don't want
to talk about this anymore.
299
00:14:30,664 --> 00:14:34,531
That's too bad, because
grandfather wants you downstairs
300
00:14:34,531 --> 00:14:38,131
and this is all
he wants to talk about.
301
00:14:38,131 --> 00:14:39,564
Can't you tell him I'm busy?
302
00:14:39,564 --> 00:14:41,731
I am not your secretary
303
00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:44,198
and your grandfather feels
304
00:14:44,198 --> 00:14:48,198
that he has something
important to say to you.
305
00:14:48,198 --> 00:14:52,698
I think it's right for you
to go downstairs and talk to him
306
00:14:52,698 --> 00:14:57,198
because if you don't,
he will never go home.
307
00:14:57,198 --> 00:14:59,098
Maybe he'll get tired
of waiting.
308
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,431
My father?
309
00:15:01,731 --> 00:15:05,598
My father loves to tell
a story about the war
310
00:15:05,598 --> 00:15:08,064
and how he was in the trench
311
00:15:08,064 --> 00:15:12,164
and had his rifle sights
on an enemy pillbox
312
00:15:12,164 --> 00:15:16,131
and all the enemy had to do
was come out
313
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:19,531
and he could pick them off
right there.
314
00:15:19,531 --> 00:15:20,731
And the enemy
315
00:15:20,731 --> 00:15:23,364
knowing that he was up there
316
00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:27,198
decided that They would wait
until he left
317
00:15:27,198 --> 00:15:29,464
and my father sat there
318
00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:32,864
with one eye closed
and one eye open--
319
00:15:32,864 --> 00:15:34,031
never blinked--
320
00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:35,298
and he waited
321
00:15:35,298 --> 00:15:39,198
and waited and waited
and waited and waited.
322
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:40,531
And the enemy--
323
00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:44,231
figuring no human being
on the face of this earth
324
00:15:44,231 --> 00:15:45,831
could wait that long--
325
00:15:45,831 --> 00:15:47,098
finally came out.
326
00:15:47,098 --> 00:15:48,331
And grandpa shot them.
327
00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:52,831
No, because by that time
the war was over.
328
00:15:57,564 --> 00:16:01,064
Daddy, I'm going to hate
going down there.
329
00:16:01,064 --> 00:16:05,931
Of course you'll hate it, dear,
but you must make up your mind.
330
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,298
Do you want him
coming up here?
331
00:16:08,298 --> 00:16:12,364
No. The last time he was here,
he poked through my closet--
332
00:16:12,364 --> 00:16:15,098
"Why does anybody
need so many shoes?"
333
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,098
wait a minute.
334
00:16:17,098 --> 00:16:18,331
I said that.
335
00:16:20,598 --> 00:16:22,931
Here we go. Be brave.
336
00:16:29,164 --> 00:16:30,664
Daddy,
he's sleeping.
337
00:16:30,664 --> 00:16:32,298
No, he isn't.
338
00:16:32,298 --> 00:16:34,031
His eyes are closed.
339
00:16:34,031 --> 00:16:35,598
That's how he waits.
340
00:16:35,598 --> 00:16:38,498
Go on. Talk to him.
341
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,064
Grandpa?
342
00:16:40,064 --> 00:16:40,998
Hey, baby.
343
00:16:40,998 --> 00:16:43,198
Oh! Hi.
Were you sleeping?
344
00:16:43,198 --> 00:16:45,264
No. Every closed eye
is not sleeping
345
00:16:45,264 --> 00:16:47,898
and every open eye
is not seeing.
346
00:16:47,898 --> 00:16:49,064
Remember that.
347
00:16:49,064 --> 00:16:50,731
There's my beautiful girl.
348
00:16:50,731 --> 00:16:53,064
Those teeth get
straighter every day.
349
00:16:53,064 --> 00:16:54,064
Thank you.
350
00:16:54,064 --> 00:16:55,064
Sit by me.
351
00:16:55,064 --> 00:16:56,064
Cliff.
352
00:16:56,064 --> 00:16:57,064
Yes, sir.
353
00:16:57,064 --> 00:16:58,198
Go away.
354
00:17:05,264 --> 00:17:08,831
I know how important this
tradition stuff is to you
355
00:17:08,831 --> 00:17:12,531
but I have to
choose the college
that's best for me.
356
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,764
Don't go to Hillman
because you have to.
357
00:17:15,764 --> 00:17:18,164
Go for the same
reason I went--
358
00:17:18,164 --> 00:17:21,331
the same reason my
whole family went--
359
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,931
the same reason
your daddy went.
360
00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:25,098
Why was that, daddy?
361
00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:27,631
I didn't have a choice.
362
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:30,398
Why would you
need a choice?
363
00:17:30,398 --> 00:17:31,731
I mean, be honest.
364
00:17:31,731 --> 00:17:32,931
Straight out.
365
00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:35,864
If you'd had the
pick of any school
366
00:17:35,864 --> 00:17:37,364
which would you
have chosen?
367
00:17:37,364 --> 00:17:38,364
Hillman.
368
00:17:38,364 --> 00:17:40,531
Really? Why?
369
00:17:40,531 --> 00:17:42,398
Your mother was going there.
370
00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:43,664
You see? That's...
371
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,798
it wasn't
the institution?
372
00:17:47,798 --> 00:17:50,198
No, my wife is an institution.
373
00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:52,264
What was I supposed to do?
374
00:17:52,264 --> 00:17:56,031
The woman I'm in love with
is going to a college
375
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:59,098
where men outnumber women
eight to one.
376
00:17:59,098 --> 00:18:01,031
Hillman.
377
00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:02,431
Yeah.
378
00:18:02,431 --> 00:18:04,598
And not just any old men.
379
00:18:04,598 --> 00:18:06,198
I'm talking about hunks.
380
00:18:06,198 --> 00:18:09,198
What's the name
of the kid you like?
381
00:18:09,198 --> 00:18:10,464
Terry Johnson.
382
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:14,264
Yeah. He would have never made
the hunk list.
383
00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:18,264
I thought my persuasive
arguments got you to go.
384
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,431
Yeah, Yeah.
Persuasive arguments--
385
00:18:20,431 --> 00:18:22,764
"You go or you die!"
386
00:18:22,764 --> 00:18:24,364
No, I'm
afraid that
387
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,831
if my wife
was going to Hillman
388
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,531
I was going to Hillman
389
00:18:28,531 --> 00:18:31,664
even if it meant
making my father happy.
390
00:18:31,664 --> 00:18:34,364
That's romantic--
following mom
to Hillman.
391
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,564
Was she flattered?
392
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:38,864
Your mother does Not know
why I went.
393
00:18:38,864 --> 00:18:40,064
Tell her.
394
00:18:40,064 --> 00:18:40,631
No.
395
00:18:40,631 --> 00:18:41,964
Why?
396
00:18:41,964 --> 00:18:44,698
I'm saving it
until I'm really in trouble.
397
00:18:47,764 --> 00:18:49,731
I'm going to tell Clair.
398
00:18:49,731 --> 00:18:53,631
Maybe that's why people
lock you out of their homes.
399
00:18:57,998 --> 00:19:02,231
Nobody Tells Clair
ever in life.
400
00:19:02,231 --> 00:19:03,664
Am I understood?
401
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,064
Finished, Dad. Again.
402
00:19:05,064 --> 00:19:06,064
Okay.
403
00:19:06,064 --> 00:19:07,231
I cleaned up.
404
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,764
I rinsed the dishes
405
00:19:08,764 --> 00:19:12,731
put them back in the dishwasher
and turned it on.
406
00:19:13,698 --> 00:19:15,931
You put in
dishwashing soap?
407
00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:17,264
Dishwashing soap!
408
00:19:20,831 --> 00:19:24,998
Get out of your coats, and
go straight to your room.
409
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,364
Yes, mama.
410
00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:27,598
What happened?
411
00:19:27,598 --> 00:19:30,431
Rudy throws Vanessa's book
out the window.
412
00:19:30,431 --> 00:19:33,331
Vanessa tries to throw
Rudy out the window.
413
00:19:33,331 --> 00:19:36,264
The cab driver threw us
out of the car.
414
00:19:36,264 --> 00:19:37,698
How are you, Clair?
415
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,031
I'm great, dad.
416
00:19:39,031 --> 00:19:42,631
You just relax, because
I've got a story that will
417
00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:43,931
make
your day.
418
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:45,931
What are you talking about?
419
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,931
The reason
your husband...
420
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:50,264
what are you
talking about?!
421
00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:52,931
he wanted
to go...
422
00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:54,931
you are not saying...
423
00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:57,698
your husband
wanted to go...
424
00:19:57,698 --> 00:20:04,831
( shouting )
425
00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:11,798
Mom, what are the boys
at Hillman really like?
426
00:20:11,798 --> 00:20:13,131
Take a look.
427
00:20:13,131 --> 00:20:15,798
There are two graduates
in the kitchen.
428
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,331
You know what?
They are worse than us.
429
00:20:18,331 --> 00:20:21,764
They better stop,
or they won't get new shoes.
430
00:20:21,764 --> 00:20:23,764
That's enough,
you two.
431
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:24,998
Let's get upstairs.
432
00:20:24,998 --> 00:20:27,098
Is it True
guys Outnumber girls
433
00:20:27,098 --> 00:20:28,964
eight to one
at Hillman?
434
00:20:28,964 --> 00:20:32,631
Seven of them
you wouldn't want
to bother with
435
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:35,131
But that eighth one...
oooh!
436
00:20:35,831 --> 00:20:37,031
All right.
437
00:20:37,031 --> 00:20:39,031
To Hillman.
To Hillman.
438
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,864
I think you got
one this time.
439
00:20:41,864 --> 00:20:43,298
When she
found out
440
00:20:43,298 --> 00:20:45,864
that the men--
eight to one--
441
00:20:45,864 --> 00:20:48,164
she woke right up.
442
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,498
That's good.
443
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,598
You waited a long time.
444
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:55,164
Talk about waiting.
One time, during the war...
445
00:20:55,164 --> 00:20:58,064
Oh, no. I said "Waiting."
446
00:20:58,064 --> 00:21:02,598
The enemy was in the pillbox,
and I was in my trench
447
00:21:02,598 --> 00:21:06,631
with my sights
trained on those doors.
448
00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:08,264
And you never shot them.
449
00:21:08,264 --> 00:21:11,964
By the time they came out,
the war was over.
450
00:21:13,198 --> 00:21:14,598
I told you that story?
451
00:21:14,598 --> 00:21:16,931
No, I've never heard this one.
452
00:21:16,931 --> 00:21:18,098
Well, I waited...
453
00:21:18,098 --> 00:21:19,264
and waited...
454
00:21:19,264 --> 00:21:20,431
and I waited...
455
00:21:20,431 --> 00:21:21,598
and waited...
456
00:21:27,398 --> 00:21:33,564
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