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♪ Star Trek- esque opening notes ♪
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♪ Star Trek- esque theme song playing ♪
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[spaceship zooming]
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LEELA:
Captain's diary. Star date,
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Lrrr and Ndnd's 63rd anniversary.
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Planet Express has been hired to cater
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a vow renewal ceremony
on Omicron Persei 8.
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Not what I thought
I'd be doing at this age.
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[equipment beeping]
Mr. Professor! Fuel status?
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If I'm reading this correctly,
we're underwater.
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You're not reading it correctly.
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Mr. Bender. Wedding cake readout?
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Frosting at maximum cream-cheesiness!
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All systems tasty!
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Medical officer Zoidberg.
Are you reaching for the cake?
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Affirmative, Captain.
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[clang]
Ow!
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Stick to fish flakes,
you overgrown sea monkey!
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All parameters nominal,
but stay sharp, crew.
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I don't know why, but I have a feeling
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something's not quite right.
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MAN:
Everything's fine, Leela.
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We're the best delivery/catering service
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in the galaxy. Right, team?
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[all cheering, agreeing]
PROFESSOR: Damn straight!
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Aw, thanks.
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You always know how
to make me feel better,
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Fry.
- That's what I'm here for, honey.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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[spaceship roaring]
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[guests chattering]
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[frosting squishing]
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Is that Crab Rangoon?
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No, he's Dr. Zoidberg.
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[glasses rattle]
"FRY": Congratulations, sir.
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May I offer you some
sparkling victim juice?
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[glasses clink, juice fizzing]
[gulping]
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Here. Place my lead-lined overcape
in the Closet of Heavy Things.
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[glasses shatter]
[groans]
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[pained]
I love my job.
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♪ timpani drum version of
Bridal Chorus by Wagner ♪
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Belligerent reptiles,
we are gathered here
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under the watchful eye of Jvvv,
God of the Omicronians...
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JVVV:
Hey there.
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...to bear witness as Lrrr and Ndnd
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renew their wedding vows,
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expressing their most personal feelings.
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Wrong!
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Ndnd got them from
an inspirational placemat.
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It was a quality placemat!
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[clears throat]
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Ndnd, you look just as you did
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the night I met you on
the hairy hills of B'dnkdnk,
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your dress covered in the blood
of three B'dnkian warriors.
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You took me in your arms
and ate the morsel
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of B'dnkian entrail
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lodged in my cleavage.
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It was delicious.
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Hey, you got any, uh,
B'dnkian entrail on that tray?
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No, but we have
lettuce-wrapped cucumbers,
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which are even grosser.
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Can you stop eating for one second?
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If you want me to not eat,
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then you should have done the cooking!
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Oh snap!
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Having completed the sacred vows,
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the groom will now crush
the skull of his father-in-law.
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If it please the Lord?
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JVVV:
Oh yeah, I love that kinda stuff.
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♪ Hava Nagila playing ♪
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Molotov!
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[guess cheer]
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Now, kiss the bride
and come out fighting.
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[Lrrr moans]
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[boxing bell dings]
[grunting]
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[guests clapping, cheering]
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Why do I have to use the hook?
I hate the hook.
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You managed to capture me
with it at our first wedding.
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You weren't the intended target.
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Oh, I just love it when
they dance the horta.
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Care to join me?
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♪ easy listening music playing ♪
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[tapping, mic feedback]
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[on microphone] As best man,
I'd like to say a few words
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about my dear friend Lrrr.
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Keep it clean.
My father's crushed skull is here.
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Intelligent, loyal, brave,
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a great leader!
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But enough about me.
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[laughter]
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Stick to the script.
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[zap]
[screams]
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And now for the tossing of the bouquet.
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♪
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Uh, nobody invited the help.
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Nobody invited me
to kick your ass either,
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yet here we are. Hi-ya!
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[groans]
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Flowers in the hole!
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[bouquet whistling]
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The glory is mine!
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[thud]
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♪ easy listening music playing ♪
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[both moaning, slurping]
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Now, this part I don't like.
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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[cart wheels squeaking]
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BENDER:
I wonder what I should bake next.
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Hey, Fry, you ever wanted to be in a pie?
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Anything for you, buddy.
Point me to the crust, and I'll be there.
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[plates clink]
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[sighs] That takes care of the dishes.
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You want me to get started
on the floors, Hermes?
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Or should I scrub down Dr. Zoidberg?
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Scrub-a-dub-dub!
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How are you so energetic?
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Oh, I'll never get tired of this job.
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I have the best life ever.
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That's our Fry.
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It sure is.
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It most definitely is.
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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♪ mystical music playing ♪
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NARRATOR:
Twenty-three years earlier,
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the crew was recuperating
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from a grueling mission to planet Amazonia
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where Fry had sustained extensive
snu-snu-related injuries.
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[sighs] What a relief
to be back on Earth,
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where nobody wants
to have snu-snu with me.
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My pelvis and I
could really use a vacation.
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Any chance I can get
some time off, Professor?
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I'm not sure.
How will we stay in business
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without our ace delivery boy?
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Extremely easily.
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See you in two weeks!
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Enjoy Amazonia!
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[taxi whirring]
Come on. Let's get a temp dimwit
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to replace our permanent one.
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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[ding]
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[squishing]
- I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
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I don't know what happened
to our office manager Evans.
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Is that him?
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Maybe?
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Uh, how can I help you?
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One of our workers is on vacation,
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so we'll need to hire a temp.
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We've got whatever you need.
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Secretary, jockey, lion tamer,
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bowling shoe spray technician.
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What exactly are you looking for?
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Well, let's see.
It's a thankless job.
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He'll never be thanked.
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- Any skills?
- Absolutely not!
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I'll need to berate him
for being incompetent!
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Then, I've got just the schlep for you.
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[plastic rustling]
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Frank, you're going to be working
at Planet Express for two weeks.
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Lucky me. Let's just get it over with.
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Perfect! He sounds very berate-able.
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♪
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I'll introduce you to the group.
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Uh, what was your name again?
- Frank.
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Everyone, please welcome our new temp.
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This is, uh...
- Frank.
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Hi, Frank. Tell us about yourself.
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I have no characteristics
and people forget me
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as soon as I leave the room.
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And sometimes before that.
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[scoffs] That's ridiculous! Um...
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Frank. Is this my cubicle?
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No, that's an empty space
between three stacks of boxes.
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Well, I guess I'll stand in there.
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Come out, please.
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You're gonna be traveling around
delivering things.
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- Yeah, right.
- Right.
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Wait, seriously? Traveling?
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I-I've never been anywhere before.
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Why not? There's a tube station
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that'll take you to Paris for five cents.
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I don't have time for that.
Temping is a full-time job.
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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[applause, crowd cheering]
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[Dot Matrix printer whirring]
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[click, whirring]
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[vacuum whirring, click]
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[popping]
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[microwave dings]
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♪
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[crunching]
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[Frank whistling]
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Those are beautiful!
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Thanks a lot,
uh, I wanna say Dave?
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Frank. I'm the temp.
I've been here two weeks.
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The best two weeks of my life.
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[bell dings]
Ah! That's the frittata.
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I hope you're all hungry.
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Ugh! He's so enthusiastic.
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I can't stand his toxic positivity.
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He likes everyone, even me!
It's pathetic.
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Well, he's no Fry,
but at least Fry will be back tomorrow.
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Wow. Fry's not even here
and you remember his name?
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He must be quite a guy.
- Sorry, that was rude.
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You've done a good job, uh... you.
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And since it's your last day,
let's make it a good one. Right, gang?
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- Sure.
- Why not?
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Who the hell is he?
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♪
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[echoing footsteps]
[electricity fizzling]
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[hooting]
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Hello! Welcome to the liberry.
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You called for a dump job?
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Oh, yes. We had a water main break,
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and it damaged some of the books.
And by some, I mean
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all 2.6 million.
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You're throwing out
all the liberry books?
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Look, nobody's checked
a book out since 2029.
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It was this one.
- A novelization of the TikTok video
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"Peanut Butter Eating Dog
Lip Syncs to Olivia Rodrigo."
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Ooh! I'd watch that.
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It's a book. You'd read it.
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[scoffs] No, I wouldn't.
[wet splat]
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[spaceship roaring]
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♪
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Where are we gonna dump
these disgusting books? The ocean?
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Certainly not!
It's been illegal to dump hazardous waste
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in the ocean for over a year now.
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We'll head for that book containment
facility on Dalton-B.
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It's a small planet in
the Barnzan Nobula.
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♪
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[insects buzzing]
[Professor groaning]
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Watch out for flying
purple paper eaters!
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[yelping]
My travel-sized filing cabinet!
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[insects buzzing]
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[soggy splattering]
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Ew! I got book on me!
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[splattering]
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So weird that reading
used to be a thing.
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[splattering]
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Well, that's the last of 'em.
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Let's get outta here before some dork says
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trashing books is a travesty.
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[landing gear retracts,
spaceship takes off]
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Well, that's the last of 'em.
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Hey, guys? Guys!
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The ship is abandoning us!
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Guys?
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[insects buzzing]
Oh.
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[spaceship roaring]
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Ugh. I'm gonna go wash
the book smell out of my hair.
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[slurping]
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I'm home from my vacation!
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Did I miss anything?
- Only a delivery to book hell.
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We're just lucky we made it back
without reading anything.
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We did all make it back, right?
257
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,919
Well, let's see. There's me, Bender,
258
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:54,131
and some other people...
We're good.
259
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,425
Five, 6, 7, 8.
260
00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:58,969
All eight crew members present
and accounted for.
261
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,347
Ayup. Mm-hmm.
262
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:05,100
I can get through this.
I'm a temp, dammit.
263
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,519
[buzzing]
I'm sure they'll be back soon.
264
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,520
♪
265
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,565
NARRATOR: Twenty-three years later,
the crew was about to depart
266
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,610
for the wedding ceremony
on Omicron Persei 8.
267
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:17,279
The one you saw earlier. That one.
268
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,950
Will you quit slacking off, Fry?
I need more whipped frosting!
269
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,119
Sorry. I'm just kinda worn out.
270
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,246
[squishing, whirring]
271
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,249
[grunting]
[blender whirring]
272
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,253
I guess work's been catching up to me.
273
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,340
Sometimes, I wonder if I was
cut out to be a whatever I am.
274
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:39,176
You have been burning
the blunt at both ends, mon.
275
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:42,054
After this wedding cake delivery,
you should take a vacation.
276
00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:43,555
When's the last time you took one?
277
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:47,392
Twenty-three years ago,
after that horrific snu-snu incident.
278
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:51,021
If Fry takes a vacation,
we'll have to get someone to fill in.
279
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,732
Why? We didn't get anyone last time.
280
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,108
Or did we?
281
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,528
Oh, right. The temp!
282
00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:59,696
What's-his-name!
- He had a name?
283
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,406
Even I looked down on him.
284
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,326
[all laugh]
285
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,955
He went with us on that trip to dump
those old liberry books,
286
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,832
and then... and then!
287
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,501
♪ dramatic sting ♪
288
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:15,045
- What?
- I'm sure he's fine.
289
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,464
We'll just swing by on the way
to the wedding
290
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,383
and pick up his corpse.
291
00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:22,845
♪
292
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:27,724
Yuck! This place is even
grosser than I remembered.
293
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,435
I don't see him. Let's just go.
[insects buzzing]
294
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,271
FRANK:
Y-You came back.
295
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:34,731
[all gasp]
I...
296
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,650
I thought you'd forgotten about me.
297
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,152
Oh no. We could never forget...
298
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,030
[sighs]
- Frank!
299
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,282
- Of course!
- Sounds right.
300
00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:45,576
It was on the tip of my tendrils!
301
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:48,912
My heavens. It's been 23 years!
302
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,372
What did you eat?
303
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,958
Books! Book sandwiches, book soup,
304
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:55,002
scrambled books with fly larvae!
305
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,962
Ew, books!
306
00:13:56,962 --> 00:14:00,132
[buzzing]
307
00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:02,176
The shower's through there.
308
00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:05,095
There's plenty of soap
and toothpaste in Fry's cubby.
309
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,471
He never uses them.
310
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,931
[water dripping]
311
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,684
[whirring, zapping]
312
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,651
♪ suspenseful music playing ♪
313
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:23,280
It's just as itchy as
I dreamed it would be.
314
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,533
[maniacal laugh]
315
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,993
[door opening]
316
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,662
Hey, coworkers!
Shouldn't we be heading off
317
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,289
to deliver that wedding cake?
318
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,458
Yeah. We just need to wait for Fry.
319
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,584
He's not back yet.
320
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:38,587
Yes, I am. I'm right here...
321
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,590
[mysterious whirring]
322
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,844
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
323
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,555
Ah, Fry! There you are!
324
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,183
[sing-song]
Let's go already!
325
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:52,684
♪ tense music playing ♪
326
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:58,440
Finally, a use for the Bible.
327
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,816
Hey, wait.
328
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:03,654
Why hast thou forsaken me?!
329
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:04,905
♪
330
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,867
♪ tense music playing ♪
331
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,285
[beeping]
- Hey, Leela.
332
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:13,038
After work, you wanna binge
some Hungry-Man streaming dinners?
333
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,999
There's a fresh episode of
Mandarin Orange is the New Chicken.
334
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,585
Oh, thanks, Fry, but, uh,
335
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,463
I'm going over to my parents tonight.
- Again?
336
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,007
Well, my grandma needs
a lot of help these days.
337
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,093
She fell and broke a few of her elbows.
338
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,136
Okay. Well, see you tomorrow.
339
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,682
I could go for a little Hulu and chill.
340
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:32,975
You're on!
341
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,893
♪
342
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,020
LEELA:
[chewing] Mm!
343
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,023
This twice-flushed pork is delicious.
344
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,525
Leela, what's going on?
345
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,902
You've been living with us
for six weeks now.
346
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,696
I'm fine. I'm fine.
347
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:48,282
There's just something that's... off.
348
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,741
I can't quite...
349
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,828
It's not my relationship with Fry,
if that's what you mean.
350
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,998
- I didn't say--
- Maybe it's Bender. It could be Amy!
351
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:59,877
- Is Fry upset that you've been away?
- No, he's fine with it.
352
00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:02,337
He's fine with everything. He's so great.
353
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,672
I sure love him.
354
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,257
I think I'll stay another week though.
355
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,633
[chewing]
356
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,676
Mm!
357
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:11,096
[bones crack]
- Oh! I broke another one.
358
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,433
♪
359
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,435
First order of business.
360
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:19,938
Has anybody noticed anything
weird around here lately?
361
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,733
Yes! I was just saying to my parents
362
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,484
that something seems off!
363
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,904
I'm glad it's not just me.
[door opens]
364
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:30,365
Hey! I just picked up some
four-dimensional pretzels. Have some!
365
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,034
[pretzels warbling]
366
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,619
[excited chatter]
367
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:35,829
Mm! Tell me, Fry.
368
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,707
Have you noticed anything strange lately?
369
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,375
No. Like what?
370
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,544
Well, for one thing,
these last few weeks,
371
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:46,006
we've had an unexplained uptick
in worker productivity.
372
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,175
[spritzing]
[whistling]
373
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,302
While during the same period,
374
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:53,347
we're using twice as much soap
in the men's room.
375
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,474
I have noticed less body odor.
376
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:56,725
- Oh definitely.
- Way less.
377
00:16:56,725 --> 00:17:00,187
It appears the changes
started six weeks ago,
378
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,106
right after we delivered
that wedding cake.
379
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,358
[beeping]
380
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,777
This is weird.
According to the ship's log,
381
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:10,614
we made a detour to some
awful planet called Dalton-B.
382
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,241
I don't remember that.
383
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,660
Then, it must not have happened.
Good pretzels, right?
384
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,286
Wait. Dalton-B?
385
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:19,289
Isn't that where we dumped
those liberry books 23 years ago?
386
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,834
Yeah, and we had that temp with us!
387
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,669
He didn't have a name, poor guy.
388
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,379
Frank. His name was Frank!
389
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,548
Oh, right. Whatever happened to him?
390
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,174
Like I care, I don't.
391
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,594
Something very strange
took place on Dalton-B.
392
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,889
We've gotta get back there
and find out what. Right, Fry?
393
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,891
Uh...
394
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,518
Um...
395
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:43,188
[stammering, whining]
396
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:46,191
♪
397
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,861
[footsteps squelching]
398
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:52,364
Yuck! This place is even grosser
than I remembered.
399
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,200
And no sign of Frank.
Let's just go bowling.
400
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,827
FRY:
Oh, thank God you're here!
401
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,871
You're just in time to see my beard!
402
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:00,998
Keep away from us, you dirty hippie!
403
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:03,375
There are no grooves here!
404
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,960
We should leave this stranger alone.
405
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,920
[nervous laugh] He looks delusional.
406
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,965
But, I'm Fry!
Don't you recognize me?
407
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,676
[mysterious whirring]
408
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,262
You're not Fry. That's Fry!
409
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,765
Yes... Fry...
[whirring continues]
410
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,601
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
411
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,936
Leela, you know who I am, right?
412
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:26,481
I do sense a familiar dopiness.
413
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,524
No. No!
414
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,026
[faster whirring]
415
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:32,696
[struggling]
He... is... Fry...
416
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,365
No, I is Fry! And I can prove it!
417
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,909
Here's a photo of me and Bender.
418
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,870
That could be me with anyone stupid.
419
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,455
I have a picture with everybody!
420
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,291
I could never forget this one.
421
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,920
♪ romantic music playing ♪
422
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,714
You... You!
423
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,842
I remember! You are Fry!
424
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,385
Oh, Fry!
425
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:59,014
If he's Fry, then who's the guy
with the spinny eyeballs?
426
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,308
[whirring slows, stops]
427
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,269
Alright, alright. I'm not Fry.
428
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,395
I'm Frank!
429
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,563
- Who?
- Say what?
430
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,564
The temp!
431
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,609
Who you stranded here
for 23 long years!
432
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,110
Time flies.
433
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:15,155
Not here.
My only companions were the two books
434
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,990
that weren't too moldy to read.
435
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,700
I even built them a little house.
436
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,327
[squelching footsteps]
437
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,496
The Art of Klang Foo.
438
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:25,415
I must have read this a thousand times.
439
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:26,917
And The Return of the King?
440
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,211
That one I didn't read.
It's the third book of the trilogy,
441
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:32,798
and I've never read the first two.
I didn't wanna spoil it, you know?
442
00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:33,966
LEELA:
What's Klang Foo?
443
00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:36,635
An ancient mind-control technique.
444
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,804
And, oh, did I master it.
445
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:40,639
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
446
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,933
- Cut it out.
- It was especially easy
447
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,560
to pass myself off as Fry
448
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,271
because nobody can remember
who I really am anyway.
449
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:49,857
But, why did you wanna take my place?
450
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:52,276
Because you have such a great life!
451
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:55,153
I've had so, so many temp jobs,
452
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:58,323
but working at Planet Express
was the one time in my life
453
00:19:58,323 --> 00:19:59,825
I was truly happy.
454
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:01,577
Whoa. Bleak.
455
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:04,371
I loved it there, but my plan failed.
456
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,665
So it's time for my backup plan.
457
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,667
It better not involve the eye thing.
458
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,253
[gun cocks]
- I'm going to abandon you all here
459
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,172
the way you abandoned me!
460
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,381
♪ dramatic sting ♪
461
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,799
We've got to stop him!
462
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,177
And by we, I mean you.
463
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:20,179
I'm already in my pajamas.
464
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,598
Oh. No, I'm not.
465
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:24,266
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
466
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,310
- Oh, don't leave us!
- Stop!
467
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,353
[ship roaring]
[all scream]
468
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:31,857
[ship roaring]
[all yelp]
469
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:34,359
[beeping, alarm blaring]
- Aah! I should've paid more attention
470
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,320
that week I was a temp astronaut!
471
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,405
[screaming]
472
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,658
[squishing]
[air brake hiss]
473
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,535
[grunts]
474
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:45,412
[squelching footsteps]
475
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,331
Time for plan C.
476
00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:49,917
Kill everybody!
[zapping]
477
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:52,336
That's not a plan!
You're just improvising!
478
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:54,463
[yelping]
479
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:56,298
[zapping]
- [panting] Now what?
480
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,759
[whispers] I have an idea,
but I have to warn you.
481
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,385
It's completely brilliant.
482
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:01,303
♪
483
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:05,224
As you all know, my spice rack
is located in the ship's galley,
484
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,100
and on that rack is a jar
485
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,395
of flaming hot
million Scoville chili powder.
486
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,980
HERMES:
Ooh, that's the good stuff!
487
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,857
BENDER:
Using a light pastry shell,
488
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,567
I'll bake the powder into a grenade
489
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,320
to blind and disorient the enemy.
490
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,573
Then, we'll launch it using
my party-size soup ladle.
491
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,825
[boinging]
[grenade whistling]
492
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,494
[poof]
[Frank screams]
493
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:26,495
Questions?
494
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,580
How are we supposed
to get into the ship?
495
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,457
What's-his-name is guarding the door.
496
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,584
It might be possible to sneak in
497
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,253
through the rear thrusters.
498
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:37,339
Of course,
we'd be exposed to some radiation.
499
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,841
How much radiation?
500
00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:40,050
Oh, not much.
501
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,845
Like having an affair with Marie Curie.
502
00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:45,722
[aroused]
Oh my, yes...
503
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,224
[insect buzzing]
504
00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:49,226
♪
505
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:54,231
[grunting]
506
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:57,734
[glass squeaking]
[radiation humming]
507
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,114
We made it!
508
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:04,575
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
509
00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:07,119
Aha! My million Scoville chili powder!
510
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:08,537
What's that for?
511
00:22:08,537 --> 00:22:11,331
I... think I was gonna
throw it at somebody.
512
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,500
- Who?
- I can't remember.
513
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,044
Hey, uh, why is the ship sideways?
514
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:19,089
Who knows?
It just falls over sometimes.
515
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:21,341
[ship whirring]
- Huh?
516
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:23,594
No! [gasping, grunting]
517
00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:25,596
[engines blast]
518
00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:28,599
[groans]
519
00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:31,894
[engine clunking, sputtering]
520
00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:33,770
[engine stops]
[ship crashes]
521
00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:37,232
Say, Fry, weren't you
about to go on vacation?
522
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,444
I don't need a vacation.
I just had six weeks off.
523
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:43,572
You did?
I could've sworn you were here,
524
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:46,867
but I'm happy to dock your pay.
- That sounds fair.
525
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:49,786
You know, I was kinda worn out before,
526
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:53,081
but now everything feels... just right.
527
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,541
Yes, it does.
528
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,126
You wanna go home and have dinner?
529
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:57,628
[scuttling]
530
00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:59,296
[buzzing]
531
00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:02,299
Uh, I think I'll eat
at my parents tonight.
532
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:06,470
♪ gentle music playing ♪
533
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:09,473
♪
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