All language subtitles for The Outer Limits (1995) - S06E19 - Zig Zag - [DVD][480p][x265 10-bit][AAC 2.0]

Take the
23rd, MAN: Yes, Sir,

I want you to take this
personal info manager,

uplink all the data on it to Washington,
and then bring the pin back to me,

Go!

How the hell did this building's
security allow a guy like Zig Fowler

through its front doors,
let alone its holy of holies?

I told you, he isn't Zig
Fowler, Zig Fowler is dead,

I ran that bastard to the
ground four years ago,

Then why does my pin
say this is Fowler?

Purge it, okay?

The guy in the server room is named
Unger, Cliff Unger,

And don't ask me how
the hell he got in here,

I'm still trying to
figure it out myself,

So, if this guy's not
Fowler, what's he doing here?

I don't know,

This guy should have
folded his cards already,

He's a glorified typist,
for crying out loud, not a terrorist,

So, like you say, if we move in on
him, he should lie down,

Get him on the horn, keep him
talking for five to seven minutes,

Can you do it?

Unger,

What? PETER YASTRZEMSKI:
You thought about my offer?

I told you what you can do with your
offer, didn't I? Yeah,

But now that I've removed it
from that particular place

and wiped it off,
I'm putting it right back on the table,

Understand something,

There's no wriggle room here,

These FBI guys,,, Oh!
I've seen their handiwork,

Oh, you think that was bad?

Wait till you see what
they're gonna do to you,

If I let them,
Let's be real, Cliff,

My name is Zig Fowler,

Your name is Cliff Unger,
That's not what my chip says,

I don't care what
your chip says,

Look, your only way out
of here is through me,

And you're definitely
gonna want a way out,

You're not gonna blow
up this building,

Oh, no? I'm holding a
detonator in my hand,

- Wanna see me push it?
- I'm willing to admit,

I might have pushed
you a little too hard,

I,,, I'll make it up to you,

I'll get that chip
of yours fixed today,

I can make it happen, Right now,

Nah, it's a little late for that
now, don't you think?

I'm on one path,

and it's heading in one
direction and one direction only,

Look, you said before you wanted
to talk to me, face to face,

What if I were willing
to agree to that? Huh?

What do you say, Cliff?

You and me,

Mano-a-mano,

Did you hear what I said?

Yeah, I hear you,

Okay,

Come on in,

We'll be in position
in three minutes,

Talk to me, I am waiting,

All right Cliff

I'm coming in,

But, first I've gotta run
this by Agent Stottlemeyer,

No, You come in, now,

Cliff, it's not gonna take
long, I promise you,

You come in right now,
or the deal's off,

You're not Zig Fowler,
Why are you acting like him?

Maybe because Zig Fowler was
right to try to destroy you

and the unimpeded, wholly
democratic free flow of information,

That flow of information
you're talking about

is what the Cliff Unger
I know believes in

with his heart and soul,
and that Cliff Unger,,,

Knows that if he blows up
that information server,

he'll be inconveniencing
an awful lot of people,

Oh! Is that all I'm doing?

You know? Maybe that's
the problem right there,

I think Zig Fowler just won,

Fowler's dead, man,

He was a loser and so are you,

Have a nice day,

Execute Zig Zag end game,

Zig
Zag end game initiated,

Sixty seconds to detonation,

What the hell is that?

That is the sound of
the meter running,

You can stop it,

But only if you come
in here right now,

Fifty
seconds to detonation, Cliff,

Cliff!

Stottlemeyer,

I need another minute,
we're not ready yet,

We're not ready!

Forty
seconds to detonation,

Thirty seconds to
detonation, CLIFF: Hey, Weatherman,

You ready to blow this place up?

Yeah, sure, Why not?

What have we got to lose?

Twenty
seconds to detonation,

Absolutely nothing,

Ten, nine,,,

There is nothing
wrong with your television,

Do not attempt to
adjust the picture,

We are now controlling
the transmission,

We control the horizontal
and the vertical,

We can deluge you with
a thousand channels

or expand one single
image to crystal clarity

and beyond,

We can shape your vision

to anything our
imagination can conceive,

For the next hour,

we will control all
that you see and hear,

You are about to experience
the awe and mystery

which reaches from
the deepest inner mind

to The Outer Limits,

As we surrender more authority
to our evermore capable technology,

what will happen when
that technology goes awry?

Now,
what's going on, Alan?

All we know for sure is
that the building was taken over

by a refusenik group
calling itself The Syndrome,

and that cybercolumnist Cliff
Unger is among the group's members,

The Syndrome, have tried to
make a name for themselves

and their anti-technology
campaign by hacking,,,

They make us sound like
a bunch of lunatics,

Yeah, YAS: Can I get you
anything, Cliff?

Food, drink?

Well,,,

You could tell the
media the truth,

They're gonna find out anyway,

I don't know what truth
it is you're referring to,

That Zig Fowler is holding this building
and the servers inside it hostage,

Because you're not him,

There's a flaw in your chip,

You're pissed off about
it, That's the truth,

Yes, that is the truth,

But you can't tell them that,

because the technology is not
supposed to make mistakes, right?

The chip is biocoded to my DNA,

Therefore,
I am who it says that I am,

And it says that
I am Zig Fowler,

Come on, you can figure it
out, It doesn't take a genius,

Come on now, Cliff,

We're friends,
or at least we used to be,

Tell me,
how do we get out of this?

Well, for starters,
we can put down the phones

to start communicating
together like human beings,

Yas,,,

Uh, let me think
about it for a minute,

I want that bastard's
head on a stick,

Three of my men are dead,

What's the body
count on their side?

Two dead, one critical,

I just spoke to the meat wagon

and all I got out
of the critical's

is what a son of a bitch your
boy, Cliff, is,

Like he has his own agenda,

What's going on, Yas?

I don't know,

Hello, hello,

You've gone quiet on me,
That makes me nervous,

Uh, sorry about that Cliff,

I'm just trying to
check on something here,

Look, Cliff,
I'm trying to save a few lives here,

Can we make that happen?

"Save a few lives,"

Well, now that sounds
awfully funny coming from you

considering what you
did to my comrades,

The feds made a mistake,
I didn't know they were gonna do that,

Now, I know it's asking a lot,
but I don't want it to preclude

you and me coming to some
type of an agreement here,

Yeah, okay,

We'll just chalk it up to
another valuable lesson

courtesy of Pete Yastrzemski,

Can you hold on just
a little longer?

I can try,

Try hard,

This is our destiny
we're talking about,

No tricks,
or I'll decorate the wall with you,

Isn't that something?

I was just gonna say the
same thing to Cliffy here,

You wanna settle the score when
the job's done, be my guest,

But if we kill him now,
we can't finish the job,

See, here's why I'm
getting confused,

We're wired, we're ready to
rock and now all of a sudden,

Cliffy wants to lock eyeballs
with his buddy Yastrzemski,

Why?

I have my reasons, Accept it,

Translation,
The man has got his own agenda,

Geez, I wonder what it is,

Weatherman,
he's working for them,

And every second we wait,
we're one second closer

to them coming in
here and stopping us,

Maybe, Maybe we
should, you know,

Set the timers,
head for the basement,

This is not just
about blowing up the servers,

It's about doing it
the way Zig intended,

For God's sake, Weatherman,
open your damn eyes,

What I'm talking about,
that's what Zig intended,

Wait a minute,
Cavalry's on its way,

One of the elevators,
It's not moving yet, but it will be,

Would Yastrzemski do that to us?

Is he that stupid?

You're asking him?
Yeah, he would,

If they're coming up,
we better hit them before they hit us,

Come on, Weatherman, let me drop
a load down the elevator shaft,

Man, this is gonna be cool,

Ten ounces of C4 in an elevator
shaft, Kaboom, boom, boom,

Hurry it up, Roy, come on!
Don't rush me,

The elevator is coming up,

We're going down,

Everybody stand back,
When this baby goes,

it's gonna kick
all kinds of ass,

Three, two, one,,,

Boom! Where's the God damn boom?

What the hell are you looking at?
This isn't my fault,

That detonator was
state of the art,

C4, Son of a,,,

Hey!

We got to blow
the computers now,

What have you done to us?

Haven't done anything,

Weatherman, DELL:
Weatherman, push the button,

If you don't finish the
job, then I will,

Elevator,

It's empty,

Cover me,

Move back, move
back, Shut the door,

We're secure at that end,
How did you get up the exit stairs?

I punched in the lockout
codes that Cliff gave us,

Does that mean we're secure?
You got me,

What the hell's that
supposed to mean?

Hey, if it was Zig Fowler
telling us what to do,

it'd be one thing, but it's not,

What is all this, anyway?

This is all the information flowing
into and out of the servers,

Hundreds and millions
of terabytes a second,

This, is why we're here,

How are you making
out with the charges?

Charges are set,

Good, Have you done everything?
I think so,

Oh! Who asked you?

Where did you get the idea that
you were in charge, anyway? Huh?

What? Did you and Weatherman switch
pants when you woke up this morning?

Oh! You son of a bitch!

Listen, let's not fall apart
now, We've come too far,

Oh, shut up! Just because you got
Zig somewhere in that pin of yours,

does not make you him,

Hey, I got us into the
building, didn't I?

Zig got us into it,
You came along for the ride,

Please don't tell me you still
think I'm up to something,

When you think about it,
it's been pretty easy,

Yeah, a little too easy,

Like it's all some kind of a
setup, hey?

My ass is on the line
here, same as yours,

What's waiting for us, Cliffy, huh?
You can tell us now,

You're not Zig, Are you, Cliff?

Tell you what,

You still don't trust
me after all this,,,

Go ahead, shoot me,

Anything you say,

Miss
Chalmers, how nice to see you,

Mr, Ripken is waiting for you,

Just step into the elevator
and I'll send you right up,

Now, remember,
when you grab the security drop,,,

I know what to do, Just reminding
you, we got to move fast,

If that backup drone gets here
before we reprogram the first one,,,

I'll try to make sure
it zaps you first,

I'm sorry, Would you please
swipe your hand again?

Just step into the elevator,
and the security drone will see you,

Okay,

Here it comes,

Please stand where you are,

Get ready,

Go!

Hold it still,

Everybody out of here, Now!

Let's go, move it!
Move it! Move it!

Execute Zig Zag drone sequence,

Move it,

Out! Out! Out! Out!

Let's go, let's go,,, Move it!

Let go,

How nice,,,
How nice,,, How nice to see you,,,

Dell secures an elevator,

After Weatherman and
Roy clear the lobby,

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, we know it already,

Quit treating us like morons,

I just wanna make sure
everybody knows the plan,

If we do this right, the whole
security system will come to a halt,

And what if the
plan doesn't work?

Seems to me,
like Zig thought of everything,

One bot takes out the rest,
and while the system deals

with what's happening,
we slip through the crack,

Except it cannot
possibly be that easy,

Why are you doing this, Dell?
Why now?

'Cause I feel like we're all
being sucked into this by him,

And I'm not afraid if
that's what you're thinking

and screw you if
you are thinking it,

You know what?
I am willing to die for this,

But something is not right here,

You want me to prove myself some
more, is that it?

Hey! If we're gonna do this,
you got to take a leap of faith,

Listen to me,

When I first met Zig,
I thought the world was an awful place,

Totally irredeemable,

But Zig showed me
how to have faith,

The first step towards
finding your own humanity,

is finding it in others,

I trust Cliff,

I trust him implicitly,

But if you're not gonna
make that leap with me,

then we stop this right now,

Either we all go forward
together, or we don't go at all,

She's beautiful, huh?

Your mom?

She was a great lady,

Smartest person I've ever known,

She died of a genetic
heart condition,

Chip didn't pick it up,

You know,,,

I'm still trying to figure out
what exactly is happening here,

I mean, two days ago,
I would have walked through fire

to kill you, and now,,,

Well,,,

You know what they say
about opposites attracting,

Come here,

Kiss me, Don't think about
it, just do it,

You don't believe half that crap
you put your name on, do you?

I might have said a few things
to get a rise out of people,

It definitely got
a rise out of me,

There's more Zig Fowler
in you than you know,

Getting our hands on a bunch
of explosives is one thing,

Getting them on DIR's main
servers is something else,

I'm with Weatherman, And if we're
smart, we'll quit while we're ahead,

I don't understand you people,

You have this amazing plan here,

Zig Fowler must have spent years
working out all the details,

Hell, if I was some
kind of cyberterrorist,

I'd be wetting my pants trying
to get at a target like this,

Yeah, well, you're not,

So, why don't you clean
yourself up and get out of here,

Well, I guess I was right,

The only real threat
this group poses

is that they might talk
their enemies to death,

Hey, I'm perfectly willing to walk into
that building and blow up those servers,

I don't know about wetting
myself, though,

I'd do it, Beats sitting around,

Why are you
so determined to do this?

This isn't some game, you know?

I mean,
even if Zig's plan went perfectly

in all likelihood,
we're gonna end up killed,

You just want your old life
back, right?

Thought I did,

I have a confession to make,

When I was going
through Zig's files,,,

I came across your
correspondence with him,

That was private,
you son of a bitch!

I know,
I didn't mean to read it, except,,,

Once I started, I began to
understand why you're doing all this

and what it means to you,

That's why I came back here,

I always used to think
of you as this lost soul,

But when I read your words,

I realized I'm the
one who's lost,

Really?

You know, I spend a lot of time
preaching to the converted,

I don't think I've ever actually
ever converted someone myself,

Zig once told me,
"Have faith in people,"

"They are the disease,

"But they're also the cure,"

Funny thing is,,,

,,,now that I'm here,

doing this,

I feel like it's my destiny,

Your destiny?

That's an intriguing word,

Okay,

Now it's my turn to
tell some dirty secrets,

From the first time
I read your column,

even though I hated
everything you had to say,

there was something
about how you said it,,,

I don't know how
to explain this,

but I had the bizarre
feeling that you,

of all people,

were my destiny,

Twenty pounds of C4,
There's more of it, if we want,

I guess you guys just walked
into the warehouse and took it?

Well, it wasn't quite
that simple but,,,

More or less,
that's what we did,

Fed a few instructions
into the security system,

the whole thing froze up,

We dropped down from the ceiling, Cliff
here swiped his way into the storage room,

we filled up the
bags and off we went,

Right out the front door,

Cliffy did okay, for a newbie,

What do you think, Dell?
Is he for real?

I don't trust him,

What have I got to do?
Kill someone?

I'm a changed man,
Why is it so hard for you to accept that?

Maybe because the
man you changed from

was a scum sucking,
low life, rat bastard

who fattened himself with
everything the system had to offer,

Aside from that,

What about Roy? He used to be
a scum sucking, rat bastard,

Touch me again, asshole,
and I swear,,, I'm making a point,

I used to be a mouthpiece
for the system,

but I never picked up
a gun on its behalf,

Oh! So I'm worse than you?
I don't think so,

I got out of the army,
and I got the army out of me

with a grapefruit spoon,

They treated me like dirt,
Same way they treated me,

I'm no different than you,

What about Walt? He's still got his
chip, you let him join the club,

I came with certain expertise,

Without my chip,
we would've been locked out of the system,

Both these guys
came to us with a purpose,

They've dedicated
themselves to the cause,

So have I,

Now,

And I brought you
something very valuable,

Zig Fowler is this chip,

Don't flatter yourself, You're just the
ugly box the Christmas present came in,

The only difference is,,,

This particular present,
only works when the box comes along,

So,,,

If you wanna play with Zig Zag,

you're just gonna have to
invite me to the party,

You want me to kill
him, Weatherman?

What do you mean
you wanna join us?

I wanna join you, I wanna do what
this thing says I'm supposed to do,

You must think
we're really stupid?

Just say the word, Please say the
word and I'll kill the little SOB,

I told you to back off, Chance,

I don't wanna think about what
will happen if the whole flow

of information comes
to a grinding halt,

but I do think that
something has to happen,

What exactly brought about
this little conversion?

Zig Fowler, I never understood
him before but now I do,

You wanna prove yourself?
You break into the warehouse,

You get us the explosives,

And Zig Zag?

Listen to me,

These people,,,

They're,,, They're dreamers,

See, they've,,,
They've all been hurt,

One way or another,
they've all been hurt by the system,

And they just want a little
justice, That's all,

Just a little,,,

Just a little recognition that for
all the good that technology does,

it also does a lot of bad,

Look at me,

My chip suddenly stops working,
My whole life gets turned upside down,

Maybe there's something to
what these people are saying,

Answer my question,

Why are you still so
obsessed with Zig Fowler?

Because if he's come
back from the dead,

I need to know about it,

See, that's not possible

because he's dead,
He died in a fire,

You found his chip,

Look, Zig Zag, It's just this
pipe dream that these people have

that they're gonna see
the system in ruins,

"What if we did this?
What if we did that?"

They're waiting for
this messiah to return,

But he's not going to
return because he's dead,

You killed him, right?

Maybe I did, and maybe I didn't,

What does that mean?

What that means, Cliff,
is that until I'm 150% satisfied

that I know everything,
you can't have your life back,

Now, you go back to
those Syndrome people

and you stay with them,

I can't, I can't,

First of all,
they're never gonna trust me,

Then you've got a
problem, Cliff,

A big problem,
If you think your life is bad now

because you can't find work and you've
got no money and no place to live?

How would you like it if every time
you swiped your hand across a reader,

it told everyone in the system
that you were a pedophile,,,

Or a murderer, hmm?

I can do that, you know,

Just like that,

You,,, You can't,

You go back to those
Syndrome people

and you stay with them and you
find out everything you can

about this Zig Zag scenario,

And you report back to me and
then, maybe,

just maybe, Cliff,
I'll give you your life back,

Now, don't take this personally,

but get the hell out,

Answer the question, asshole!
How did you find us?

What did you do to my chip?
Why does it think I'm Zig Fowler?

Does anybody know what
he's talking about?

I can't get into my apartment or
my bank account or my computer,

I'm locked out of everything,
It's because of you,

Is that possible?
I mean, we didn't do this, did we?

I wish, It's a cool idea,
We should have thought of it,

Are you telling
me it wasn't you?

He still hasn't answered
how he found us,

I found a reference on one
of his files to a package

he sent about four years ago to
a woman named Diane Konzelman,

Is that you? Is that you?
Is that your real name?

Zig sent me a disk
before he died,

That brought you here? Bullshit,

I'm not making it up,
Why would I make it up?

Maybe to suck us in so you can do another
one of your idiotic cyber columns,

"They're out there and they're
dumb as shit, It's The Syndrome,"

Is that it, Cliffy?
You making fun of us?

Can you access Zig's files?

Yes, That's all I can access,

Good, Move your ass,

Make yourself useful for
the first time in your life,

I'm totally screwed,

Not little screwed, not medium
screwed, totally screwed,

You're upset, Who wouldn't be?

I held my chip to the
reader and all of a sudden,

security bots are flying
at me from every which way,

This whole thing is
a total nightmare,

Look, we'll run some diagnostics

and we'll get to the bottom of it, okay?

Morning, Mr, Yastrzemski,
Morning, Ben,

This is my friend, Cliff Unger,

The Cliff Unger,
who writes that great cyber column?

Yeah, are you a fan?

I read Strictly From Unger
every day before I crank her up,

Where's your column
been the last few days?

Well, you know,,,
Don't get him started, Ben, please,

Can I get you to scan your chip for
me, Mr, Unger?

Boy, wait till my wife
hears that I met you!

Is she a fan too? Oh no!
She hates your guts,

Well,
all the circuits check out,

Let's see if any of your
base files got corrupted,

Pretty ironic don't you think,
that a big IT supporter like you

gets hoisted on his own petard?

Hysterical!

Huh,,,

Problem? BEN: Um,,,

I'm getting a stage four security
alert here, Mr, Yastrzemski,

A what?

According to this, your chip's
IDing you as, um, Zig Fowler,

The cyber terrorist guy?

No, that's impossible,
Ben, Run it again please,

Did, Got the exact same result,

What's happening?

What's happening?

This had better not be
some type of an elaborate hoax

you and your editors
have cooked up,

Mr, Yastrzemski,
we've been working together a long time,

We have an understanding, Now I came
to you as a friend because I need help,

So, please, just help me,

I am, we're going to
the main server room,

I'd like you to download everything
off his chip and give me a full analysis,

So, after you do this, after you
analyze everything that's on my chip,

I get a new one, right?

Cliff, there's a reason
this is happening,

Zig Fowler never did anything
just for the hell of it,

See, when you say things like
that, you scare me,

Listen to me,

Someone is trying to
resurrect this bastard,

I'm gonna help you,
but you are gonna have to help me,

You pissed off an awful lot of
people, lot of dangerous people,

So you think one of these
people is doing this to me?

No, What do you think?

Mr, Yastrzemski, something strange
just came up with this chip,

The coding almost
looks like a key file,

It's the sort of thing a hacker
uses to access someone else's files,

The coding indicates,,,
I think it's aimed at the security system,

Is it dangerous?

No, it's dormant,
like it came with its own firewalls,

We should be able
to neutralize it,

I was right,
Someone is using you,

And a strange sequencer file that
keeps looping around the whole thing,

I don't like
where this is going,

I don't like this at all,

Johnny, don't do this to me, I'm having
a horrible day, Now, open this door,

Look, I'd love to let you in, But if
I did that and Mr, Unger came home,,,

What are you talking about?
I'm Mr, Unger, You know who I am,

Yeah, sure I do,
But don't you understand?

Doesn't matter if I
think you're the guy,

If the building doesn't think
you're the guy, you ain't the guy,

I am the guy, Look, open this
door or I'm gonna have you fired,

Now that's a laugh, You can't get
me fired 'cause you ain't the guy,

Mickey,,,

Mickey,

Give me IS,
My computer won't talk to me,

And that's a surprise to you?
The way you talk to it,

Just do it, I'm not in the mood,

Hello, info services can
only be accessed online,

Hello, I know that, I can't get
online, That's why I need your help,

Good thing I got no work to do,

There's a problem here,
It ain't your computer,

Oh, look, It's working, Maybe it's
your chip, have you thought of that?

Don't say that, Jesus, with a thing
like that, I could be in hell,

And I can't think of
anyone more deserving,

Unfortunately,
the truth is we're not

nearly as intelligent as
the computers we've built,

There are roughly 12,000 people joining
us in this cyber conference today,

Put all our brains into one
box, not a pleasant thought,

and our collective
computing power is less than

half of the computing
power of one server

in the building that I'm
standing in right now,

Does that answer your question?

Mmm, kind of, I mean,
I'm not disagreeing with you,

There's no doubt that the
proliferation of biometrics

has improved our lives,

It's improved my life,

Life is better for everyone,

Example, A cashless
society is a safer society,

Why?

Because we've removed human
beings and their weaknesses

from the equation,

You can't steal
what doesn't exist,

Just like the Internet
revolutionized computing,

personal information technology has
revolutionized what it is to be human,

That's why we built the system,

That's why we have the system,

And that's why the good people here at
DIR are helping us to spread the word,

We've got time
for one more question,

Luciana from Sao Paulo, Brazil

I would say that we had a
connection problem, but,,,

But that would be admitting that your
faith in technology is based on a lie,

Hackers,,,

Uh, to whom do I
owe the pleasure?

Weatherman,,, Just Weatherman,

Weatherman, really?
The Weatherman, hmm,

Don't take this personally, but you're a
lot better looking than I had imagined,

Fuck you,

Just for everybody out there, Weatherman
is a frequent e-mailer to my cybercolumn,

She and her group, the, um,,,

The,,,
Was it the sandunes?

The Syndrome,

Right, right, right, The Syndromes
are under the ridiculous notion

that all of the wonderful
technological advances that we've made

in the past few
years are somehow

eroding our humanity,
isn't that right?

As always, you've oversimplified
a complex and significant problem,

Hmm,
Significant to whom, sweetie?

The few Luddites and know-nothings
that would rather live

in divine ignorance outside the
boundaries of big, bad, technology?

I don't need a chip
in my body to feel like I belong,

People like you and your
audience have become so reliant

on technology,
that they let their humanity wither,

You don't have conversations anymore,
You have conjoined data flow,

You don't have relationships,
you have cybercommunion,

Doesn't that tell you something?

Don't just stand there,
Get her off, Get her off,

It's okay, It's these
postcards from the lunatic fringe

that remind us of
how good we have it,

Now,
I think this is a good thing,

It's good that you feel that
way, Cliff,

Because time is on our
side, not yours,

And the day will come when the
unimpeded flow of information will stop,

and people will have to deal with
each other like humans again,

Thank you, Next time,
don't call us, we'll call you,

God, am I glad this is over,

I hate these cyberconferences,

Weatherman,
how's the weather?

You just love that
joke, don't you?

Never seems to get old,

Trust me Zig, it
does, So, what's up?

Oh, I just called to chat,

No, you never just call to
chat, What's wrong?

You know me too well,

Yeah, except,,,
I don't know what you look like,

I don't know what
kind of food you eat,

I don't know whether you're
a boxers or briefs man,

Other than that, yeah,
I guess I know you pretty well,

Boxers, Predictable,

So, what's wrong?

I'm gonna have to
go away for a while,

How long is awhile?

Till they forget about me,

Doubt that'll be anytime soon,

You're wrong,

That's the problem,

They will,

So, why don't you
come work with us?

We have the same goals,
You'll just have to learn to do it

without that chip inside you,

This chip is what's
gonna bring them down,

Who are you kidding?

You're just trying to embarrass
Yastrzemski at his own game,

He's benefitted at my
expense long enough,

I think it's time I
returned the favor,

What, so this is all about
making a name for yourself?

You know me better than
that, don't you?

Yeah, I do,

I'm gonna miss your words,

Yastrzemski, Were you planning
to call before you stopped by?

Oh, no, Zig,
What would be the fun of that?

We've got you this time,

Oh! Well now,
how do you figure that?

I'm a mile away and I've got
three dozen men riding shotgun,

All this attention, I'm touched,

Okay, so it was a bad
joke, So, we're even,

Are you there?

Zig?

Zig, it was a joke,

How are you gonna know it's me?

Oh, your chip will tell
me, of course,

Yes, you're right,
You got me this time,

You're right, you know,

You're gonna have
to be more specific,

I'm right on so many occasions,

Computers aren't the problem,

They have failsafes
built right in,

Thousands of ways to
correct themselves,

Hell, I see that every
time I try to hack in,

It's when the Yastrzemskis of
the world enter the picture,

When humans get involved,

see,
that's when things get scary,

So, what? You gonna concoct
some elaborate scenario

where the computers are always
right and the humans screw it up?

Sounds complicated,

It is,

But it'll be worth it,

Wish I could be there to see it,

I gotta go,

You will be there,

Promise,

See you soon,

What's that? Another bad joke?

We'll see each other,

It's our destiny,

Six, five, four,

three, two, one,

Zig Zag detonation
module is now activated,

You know, you could have
saved us a lot of trouble

if you'd just told
me who you were,

I didn't have to,

You knew,

Ah! I knew you'd come,

I knew you didn't have
the guts to do it,

Well, had to get you in the room
somehow, And here you are,

Back away from the server,,,
It's all right, it's all right,

Hold your weapons,

Relax, we got 'em,

How do we know there's not some
other detonation device in here?

Oh! There is,

There most certainly is,

But you won't find it in that modeling
clay we strapped to the servers,

What the hell are
you talking about?

Zig Zag,,,

It's alive,

It's growing,

Just waiting to be set free
into the information grid,

Oh! By the way,
thanks for letting me in,

You let me into this
room, remember?

The key that you allowed me to leave
on the server, came real handy,

This is bullshit,

Is it?
It doesn't look like bullshit,

Zig's chip didn't
fail, Yastrzemski,

You did,

Oh, he's playing a head game,

Yeah, he wants the world
to know how smart he is,

Well, I caught you once and
I caught you a second time,

End of story, Zig,

No, See,
when the execute command is given,

these servers will begin
hoarding electricity

interconnecting with all the
power that they can tap into,

This is gonna happen so quickly,
they won't be able to handle it,

There's going to be
a massive explosion,

It's not gonna be pretty,

They're gonna go, boom,

Then the building,

Then the block,

Then the city,

Mass destruction,

Oh, it's gonna get ugly,

The funniest part is, the on and off
switch is right there in your hand,

You crazy son of a bitch!

And now,
the real countdown begins,

All you had to do is keep your
hand away from that reader,

Sixty
seconds to detonation,

Your chip is the
execute command,

No,,,

Fifty
seconds to detonation,

That's the end of the story,

Forty
seconds to detonation,

Thirty seconds to detonation,

So, this is our destiny?

Enjoy the ride,

Twenty
seconds to detonation,

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four,

three, two, one,

In the end, it may be
our certainty that we are infallible

which will prove