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Nd a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a "if
I could go anywhere, it'd be Paris...
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More romantic,"
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"Any idea who you'd
take with you?"
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"give you one guess,"
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"Hmmmmmmm,,,"
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"Hint... He's great,"
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"Total shot in the dark... Me?"
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"in a heartbeat,
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"course, we'd have to actually
Meet first... Nudge, nudge,"
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"Maybe someday,"
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Hey, Sid, Hey, Hal,
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Quarterlies,
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You're the only one who
turns them in on time,
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Live to account for
my expenditures,
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Of course,
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What's up?
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Well, I've been thinking
about this for a while now,
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on how to return a favor,
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What, the stock tips?
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No, that was my pleasure,
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Forget about it,
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I'm not going to forget about
it, Sid,
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Hey, it's changed my life,
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I just,,,
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I would like to
return the favor,
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Okay,
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Would you like to take the
project for a test spin?
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Uh,,,
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I really don't think
that's such a good idea,
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I mean, you know,
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I'd get caught,
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It is the chance of a lifetime,
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All the engineers have done it,
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Look, I really do appreciate it,
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That's very thoughtful,
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I just,,, I mean, I just,,,
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don't think it's a good idea,
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Sid, I mean this
with all due respect,
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I see this young guy who
over-Analyzes everything
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to the point that he
doesn't do anything,
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Come on,
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You sound like my friend Deb,
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How would I even
get past security?
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I couldn't just walk right past,
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I could walk right past?
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Mm-hmm,
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It's not a problem,
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'night,
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Hello, Sid,
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It's me...
Return those books I borrowed,
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Deb... It's me,
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Who are you? Get back!
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I'm not a burglar, Deb... Look,
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Look,
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It's me,
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Okay?
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What?
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There is nothing
wrong with your television,
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Do not attempt To
adjust the picture,
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We are now controlling
the transmission,
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We control the horizontal
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and the vertical,
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We can deluge you with
a thousand channels
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or expand One single
image to crystal clarity
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and beyond,
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We can shape your vision
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to anything our
imagination can conceive,
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For the next hour,
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we will control all
that you see and hear,
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You are about to experience
the awe and mystery
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which reaches from
the deepest inner mind
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to The outer limits,
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It is said that man is
created in God's image,
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But what happens when
we alter that image?
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Is our reflection the
only thing that changes?
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Oh, my gosh, this is amazing!
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Is this great or what?
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No, great is not the word,
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Could you, like,
turn around again?
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Mmm, mm-Mm-Mm-Mm!
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So yummy,
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Okay, now say something again,
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Hey, I'm Sid,
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This is amazing,
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I mean,
the image is impressive enough,
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But the voice masking,
it totally sells it,
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I mean, I'd do you, God!
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Here,
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It's not that bad, is it?
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No, not if you're into that
whole caved-In chest thing,
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That's nice to know
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that you're as superficial
as the rest of the world,
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I'm just kidding, all right?
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You got to show me
how this thing works,
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Okay,
this chip glued into my hair,
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It creates a holographic image
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that conforms to my body,
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The image enhancer
is the control pad,
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I hit a button,
I get a new image,
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It's like an
electronic disguise,
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But how do you pick
who you're going to be?
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You can use the
images it comes with,
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or you can scan somebody,
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store it and use it
any time you want,
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What ones does it come with?
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Well, there's...
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Mr, Hunky,
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Then there's...
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Oh, must be nice,
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I'm going to spend the entire
day in the shower as her,
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Ew, him again,
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I know... That's Hal,
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That's the guy who gave me this,
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So there's two drawbacks,
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One is I have to
be the same size
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as the person I'm
disguising myself as,
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Two, you can't make any
super-Sudden movements,
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so if I go like this,
it leaves an afterimage
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of the holographic
arm trying to catch up
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so it gives it away,
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Okay, so we won't do that
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when we take this
baby out on the town,
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Well, we're not going
out on the town,
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so it's not an issue,
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No, Sid, think about
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how much trouble
we could get into,
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That's what I'm afraid of,
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Afraid of,
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Remind me again what
planet you're from,
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Oh, that's right... Trepidatia,
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which would make you
Mr, Trepidatious,
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I'm going to tell you, though,
I would like to meet Gail,
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Gail, Gail,,, right,
Gail-From-Online Gail,
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You haven't sent her a picture?
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So go as Mr, Sock-in-The-pants,
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I didn't describe him to her,
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Well, who did you describe?
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I described the best-Looking
guy I could think of,
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Do you remember, remember Chad?
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Chad Warner,
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You know,
rocket scientist from work,
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Chad Warner,
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Do I remember Chad Warner?
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Oh!
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I almost got in a
catfight with Gina Levitt
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over who would get the
cubicle across from him
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when I worked at vailtech,
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Let me tell you,
that was a view worth fighting for,
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Can you not do
that to the Pillow?
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It's disgusting,
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I'm taking this back to Hal
before I really get in trouble,
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No, I won't let you do that,
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I'll tell you what,
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I am going to do you a
favor, Sid,
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We're going to take your
new toy out on the town
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and I'm going to snag
Chad's image for you
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so you can meet Gail,
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Sounds Good?
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Well,
while you're out doing that,
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I'm going to stay at home
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and auto-Erotically
asphyxiate myself
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'cause I feel much more
comfortable with that,
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So can you hook me
up with your friend?
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That much money,
it's a little out of his league,
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I'll see what I can do,
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Who do you like?
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Denver, Denver it is,
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I'll have what he's having,
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Chad, Debra,
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Well, Debra,
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if you're half as beautiful in
the buff as you are right now,
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that'll make you four
times as beautiful
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with twice as many clothes,
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That's the most algebraically
correct line I've ever heard,
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A brain and a bod,
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What's a girl to do?
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Are you buying?
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Oh, I'm buying,
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I'm definitely buying,
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Oh,,,wow,
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Well?
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It's not working,
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Hold on, let me try something,
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It worked?
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Uh, uh, I think it worked,
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Yeah, it,,,
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definitely worked,
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In fact, here,
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See for yourself,
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Wow,
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Yeah,
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I'll say,
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I'm going to meet Gail,
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Gail,
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Sid?
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Please have a seat,
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Thanks,
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Wow,
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I mean, hi,
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Hi,
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It's great to finally meet
you, you know,
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Just great,
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You look great,
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Great,
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You know that, uh,
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I know we've been chatting
online for six months now,,,
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but I,,,
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well, it just feels
like I'm talking to you
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for the first time,
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We should have
done this long ago,
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Um, I have a confession to make,
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My name is not Sid,
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It's Chad,
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Oh,
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Never give out your real
name over the internet,
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Oh, I have a
confession to make too,
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You know how you'd never send
me a picture of yourself,
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I was half expecting
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a short, fat,
balding guy to show up tonight,
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What if short, fat,
balding had shown up?
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I just wanted to meet the
guy I love chatting with,
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Oh, I have a present for you,
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Oh! here,
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That is so sweet,
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A little laptop!
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It's wonderful,
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It has our screen
names and everything,
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I love it,
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Sid,
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Oh, Hal,
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How you doing?
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Let me tell you,
that project is amazing,
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You're a genius, man,
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Any time you want
any investing advice
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Come to me, okay?
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What's wrong?
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I thought you knew,
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What?
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You got passed over again,
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The promotions list...
You're not on it,
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Oh, again?
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I don't understand,
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I mean, I'm the,,,
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I've got seniority,
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Who the hell they give it to?
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Chad,
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They give it to Chad?
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Are they crazy?
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The guy's an
accounting nightmare,
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Do you know how many errors
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I found in that guy's reports?
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Do you realize how much more
qualified I am than him?
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I know you are,
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Sid, I'm sorry I had to
be the one to tell you,
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Yeah, I know, Yeah, thanks,
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You okay? Yeah, yeah,
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No, thanks, Hal,
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All right,
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And I want a bigger office,
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If you're raising my pay by
what, $5,00 an hour,
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I want an office at
least as big as yours,
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Right?
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Warner,
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What's wrong with you,
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coming in here piss-Drunk?
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In fact, didn't your
vacation start Yesterday?
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Go home and sober up,
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Uh,,,
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let me ask you something,
270
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:43,183
Why did you give
me the promotion
271
00:15:43,216 --> 00:15:48,490
instead of, you know,
what's his name... Sid?
272
00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:49,982
Why'd you do that?
273
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,310
I don't know,
274
00:15:51,342 --> 00:15:52,736
The job's hard enough
275
00:15:52,769 --> 00:15:54,993
without having to stare
at Sid's face all day,
276
00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:57,612
Well,
did you ever consider the fact
277
00:15:57,645 --> 00:16:00,830
that I'm going to have to
look at you every morning?
278
00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:02,290
It sounds like
279
00:16:02,322 --> 00:16:05,407
I get the short, fat,
balding end of the deal,
280
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:06,900
don't you think?
281
00:16:06,935 --> 00:16:09,057
Let me make it easier for
you, Warner,
282
00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:10,383
Oh, go ahead,
283
00:16:10,418 --> 00:16:11,776
You're fired,
284
00:16:21,927 --> 00:16:23,220
Here,
285
00:16:23,254 --> 00:16:24,713
Thanks,
286
00:16:24,747 --> 00:16:26,340
Oh, damn it!
287
00:16:26,372 --> 00:16:28,893
God, it looks like you
got the worst of it,
288
00:16:28,927 --> 00:16:30,385
Well, just forget it,
289
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,442
You're all soaked, I can do it,
290
00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:34,102
Honey, he's just trying to help,
291
00:16:34,134 --> 00:16:37,685
He could help by watching
Where the hell he's going,
292
00:16:37,717 --> 00:16:39,178
Jerk,
293
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,034
He didn't do anything,
You ran into him,
294
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:44,152
Mind your own business,
I didn't run into anybody,
295
00:16:44,185 --> 00:16:46,905
Yes, you did, I saw you,
296
00:16:48,763 --> 00:16:51,184
This is a $35 shirt,
297
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,776
Let's go,
298
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,236
Hey, pal,
299
00:16:54,269 --> 00:16:56,326
you bumped into me,
300
00:16:56,359 --> 00:17:00,207
I was trying to be nice,
but now you're pissing me off,
301
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,799
Me too,
302
00:17:01,832 --> 00:17:03,292
Is everyone nuts?
303
00:17:03,325 --> 00:17:05,116
I didn't do anything,
304
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,240
You don't want me
to embarrass you,
305
00:17:07,272 --> 00:17:08,964
so do yourself a favor,
306
00:17:08,998 --> 00:17:11,352
Walk away... Before I get mad!
307
00:17:13,112 --> 00:17:14,637
Let's,,, let's just,,,
308
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:15,964
just go!
309
00:17:15,998 --> 00:17:17,655
You jerk,
310
00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:24,521
@ It was amazing...
The guy totally backed down,
311
00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:26,677
I don't even know what happened,
312
00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:29,663
I just got in his face
for the hell of it,
313
00:17:29,696 --> 00:17:31,124
I hope the look
314
00:17:31,156 --> 00:17:34,142
that doesn't belong to you
isn't going to your head,
315
00:17:34,175 --> 00:17:37,459
I was just doing what
you told me to do,
316
00:17:37,493 --> 00:17:40,080
I was loosening up,
having a little fun,
317
00:17:40,112 --> 00:17:41,872
Sims, party of two, please,
318
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,321
Uh, sir, I'm sorry,
319
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,372
I think we were actually
here before they were,
320
00:17:48,405 --> 00:17:50,629
No, they were here before you,
321
00:17:50,661 --> 00:17:53,116
No, actually,
322
00:17:53,148 --> 00:17:55,835
see, it says "Sid" first...
323
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,328
That's me, Sid...
324
00:17:57,361 --> 00:17:59,685
And then "Sims"
below, which is them,
325
00:17:59,717 --> 00:18:01,277
You'll get the next one,
326
00:18:01,309 --> 00:18:04,029
Okay, um,
I don't want the next one,
327
00:18:04,064 --> 00:18:06,483
I want this one because
we were here first,
328
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:08,840
I don't see what the problem is,
329
00:18:08,872 --> 00:18:11,328
Look, you'll get the next
one, capisce?
330
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,179
Sid, it's okay, It's not okay!
331
00:18:14,214 --> 00:18:15,938
Hey, it's not okay!
332
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,425
Capisce?
What is this, the godfather?
333
00:18:18,459 --> 00:18:19,951
Let's just go,
334
00:18:19,986 --> 00:18:22,076
Am I going to get
this kind of crap
335
00:18:22,108 --> 00:18:24,265
from a place that
has magarita mondays?
336
00:18:24,297 --> 00:18:26,355
Jesus,,, capisce?
337
00:18:26,387 --> 00:18:27,912
What the,,, god!
338
00:18:29,405 --> 00:18:31,362
Hey,
339
00:18:31,395 --> 00:18:33,850
You can't be that ticklish,
340
00:18:33,884 --> 00:18:36,836
Big baby,
341
00:18:36,869 --> 00:18:39,821
What else do you see?
342
00:18:39,854 --> 00:18:43,304
This line right here
is your love life,
343
00:18:43,337 --> 00:18:44,797
It's very active,
344
00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:48,612
And the intersection
of these two lines,
345
00:18:48,646 --> 00:18:52,228
you've met someone very special,
346
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:56,639
and this right here is,,,
347
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,222
oh, I'm sorry,
348
00:19:00,255 --> 00:19:01,714
Kind of tickled,
349
00:19:01,748 --> 00:19:03,207
Did you see that?
350
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:04,700
See what?
351
00:19:04,733 --> 00:19:06,690
Your arm, it,,,
352
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:09,544
I didn't see anything,
353
00:19:09,576 --> 00:19:12,231
All I see is you,
354
00:19:37,507 --> 00:19:39,032
Loser!
355
00:19:39,065 --> 00:19:41,488
You got passed over, again!
356
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,379
You're ugly,
357
00:19:43,411 --> 00:19:45,501
Loser,
358
00:19:45,534 --> 00:19:48,586
,,,again!
359
00:20:04,442 --> 00:20:06,399
Little loser, loser, loser,
360
00:20:06,432 --> 00:20:08,323
Ugly,
361
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,602
Loser,,,
362
00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:25,307
Sid!
363
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,297
What are you doing here?
364
00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:28,790
We have to talk,
365
00:20:28,823 --> 00:20:30,283
I'm meeting Gail,
366
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,770
Tell me how Chad
Warner got fired,
367
00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:34,263
Where did you hear that?
368
00:20:34,296 --> 00:20:37,249
I still talk to don and
Carol from engineering,
369
00:20:37,282 --> 00:20:40,765
They told me how Chad
showed up drunk at work
370
00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:42,225
and got himself canned,
371
00:20:42,257 --> 00:20:43,716
Mr, Cheekbones won't
have any problem
372
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,209
finding another job,
373
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,133
That promotion was
supposed to go to me,
374
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:48,892
Don't try and
justify this to me,
375
00:20:48,925 --> 00:20:50,452
I can't believe this!
376
00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:53,469
You're siding with that
fascist like everybody else?
377
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,853
It's bad enough that I used
him, and don't think
378
00:20:56,885 --> 00:20:58,911
my catholic guilt
hasn't kicked in,
379
00:20:58,943 --> 00:21:01,828
But now because you've become a
jerk, and I helped you,
380
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,620
the guy's out of a job,
381
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:05,146
I don't feel bad,
382
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,136
Look at Chad's life
and look at mine,
383
00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:10,155
What, your life is crap
because he looks Good?
384
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:14,137
God, do you have any idea what
it's like to be Sid camden?
385
00:21:14,169 --> 00:21:15,396
Huh? Huh?
386
00:21:15,430 --> 00:21:18,547
When have I ever done
anything like this before?
387
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,040
You know me,
388
00:21:20,073 --> 00:21:22,959
This is the first time I've
taken back what's mine,
389
00:21:22,993 --> 00:21:27,006
You know what it was like in
high school for me, right?
390
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:28,964
It's no different now,
391
00:21:30,191 --> 00:21:31,584
Deb,
392
00:21:31,617 --> 00:21:33,972
Deb,
393
00:21:34,005 --> 00:21:35,763
Come on, I love you,
394
00:21:35,797 --> 00:21:39,147
You're my only friend...
I can't lose you,
395
00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:41,070
You're not going to lose me,
396
00:21:41,105 --> 00:21:43,724
but you can't run around
Chad-Bashing anymore,
397
00:21:43,757 --> 00:21:46,212
okay?
398
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,700
Hugs? Yeah,
399
00:21:49,927 --> 00:21:52,482
It's really bad Karma,
400
00:21:52,515 --> 00:21:54,803
That's her, That's Gail?
401
00:21:54,837 --> 00:21:56,032
Yeah,
402
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:59,082
I'm going to change the channel
now, as it were,
403
00:22:03,063 --> 00:22:05,518
I hate to fight and run, but,,,
404
00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:07,078
go,
405
00:22:09,399 --> 00:22:10,892
You're the best,
406
00:22:13,546 --> 00:22:15,005
Hi,
407
00:22:15,039 --> 00:22:16,365
Hi,
408
00:22:16,398 --> 00:22:17,758
Sorry I'm late,
409
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:21,241
I'm sure we'll find a way
for you to make it up to me,
410
00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:22,734
Who was that?
411
00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:24,227
Who?
412
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,720
That girl,
413
00:22:25,753 --> 00:22:27,380
Oh, she's my friend Deb,
414
00:22:27,411 --> 00:22:29,236
Oh,
415
00:22:33,713 --> 00:22:35,173
Chad?
416
00:22:36,933 --> 00:22:38,391
How come you didn't call?
417
00:22:41,013 --> 00:22:42,605
Amber,,,remember?
418
00:22:42,637 --> 00:22:44,627
At sparkz the other night,
419
00:22:44,661 --> 00:22:48,408
You asked me for my number,
420
00:22:48,442 --> 00:22:50,268
You said you weren't
seeing anyone,
421
00:22:51,561 --> 00:22:53,086
Gail,
422
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,678
Gail, wait a second,
423
00:22:54,711 --> 00:22:56,270
I'm glad you got her number,
424
00:22:56,304 --> 00:22:58,493
You didn't ruin our
relationship for nothing,
425
00:22:58,527 --> 00:23:01,047
She's the one that
came up to me,
426
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,037
I threw it away,
427
00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:05,526
What do you want me to do,
428
00:23:05,559 --> 00:23:08,345
stop talking to people
because we're going out?
429
00:23:08,379 --> 00:23:10,501
That's not funny,
That's what Derek said,
430
00:23:10,535 --> 00:23:13,321
You remember Derek,
my ex-Fiance?
431
00:23:13,354 --> 00:23:15,975
He was smarter than you
because he screwed around on me
432
00:23:16,008 --> 00:23:18,430
for months before I
found out about it,
433
00:23:18,462 --> 00:23:22,642
I'm not letting anyone...
Anyone... Do that to me again,
434
00:23:22,675 --> 00:23:25,528
Gail, there's no one else, okay?
435
00:23:25,561 --> 00:23:27,750
I should have known better,
436
00:23:27,785 --> 00:23:29,376
Internet romance?
437
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,897
My friends told me that
there has got to be
438
00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:33,887
something wrong with the guy,
439
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,612
Well, guess what?
440
00:23:35,646 --> 00:23:37,370
They were right,
441
00:23:37,403 --> 00:23:39,095
Aren't you overreacting
just a bit?
442
00:23:39,129 --> 00:23:42,446
Gail, I know you're upset,
but I'll only take so much,
443
00:23:42,479 --> 00:23:44,005
you know?
444
00:23:44,037 --> 00:23:45,563
Go to hell,
445
00:23:48,350 --> 00:23:52,166
I'm the best thing you got
going in your life, sweetheart,
446
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:55,449
You get off on
being seen with me,
447
00:23:55,482 --> 00:23:57,142
The way other Women look at you,
448
00:23:57,174 --> 00:24:00,192
You disgust me!
449
00:24:00,226 --> 00:24:02,216
Gail!
450
00:24:08,949 --> 00:24:10,872
Give me something to drink,
451
00:24:10,905 --> 00:24:12,862
What are you doing here?
452
00:24:12,895 --> 00:24:14,919
Heard you were out of town,
453
00:24:14,952 --> 00:24:18,601
Yeah, I heard that myself,
454
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:21,819
I've been holding this for you,
455
00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:23,179
What's this?
456
00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:24,837
It's from my friend,
457
00:24:26,397 --> 00:24:28,120
My friend Alan,
458
00:24:28,155 --> 00:24:30,941
He was able to
cover you after all,
459
00:24:32,168 --> 00:24:33,628
Remember?
460
00:24:33,661 --> 00:24:35,551
The other night?
461
00:24:35,584 --> 00:24:38,271
When you bet on Denver,
462
00:24:41,091 --> 00:24:42,717
Jesus,
463
00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:48,421
Oh, yeah,
464
00:24:48,456 --> 00:24:51,540
Yeah, yeah, I remember,
465
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,564
I remember it well,
466
00:25:20,266 --> 00:25:21,858
Hi, Deb,
467
00:25:21,893 --> 00:25:23,252
Sid?
468
00:25:23,286 --> 00:25:26,237
I totally had you going,
469
00:25:26,272 --> 00:25:28,759
Sid, what are you doing?
470
00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:32,108
I thought maybe you'd like
to go to work in style,
471
00:25:32,142 --> 00:25:34,432
Whose car is that?
472
00:25:34,465 --> 00:25:36,322
Mine,
473
00:25:36,355 --> 00:25:37,948
Clothes too,
474
00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:40,402
Where did you get all of this?
475
00:25:40,435 --> 00:25:42,094
Apparently I made
a bet on Denver,
476
00:25:42,127 --> 00:25:43,421
Apparently,
477
00:25:43,453 --> 00:25:44,946
Yeah,
478
00:25:44,980 --> 00:25:48,628
Oh, so you mean Chad
made a bet on Denver,
479
00:25:48,662 --> 00:25:51,513
After you told me you wouldn't,
you're doing it again?
480
00:25:51,548 --> 00:25:54,201
Sid, it doesn't work that way,
481
00:25:54,234 --> 00:25:57,186
You can't take over
someone's life and ruin it,
482
00:25:57,220 --> 00:25:59,276
I've been dumped on all my life,
483
00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:01,102
Nobody seems to care about that,
484
00:26:01,135 --> 00:26:02,627
Oh, please,
485
00:26:02,659 --> 00:26:04,485
You've used that
line once too often,
486
00:26:04,518 --> 00:26:07,371
You know,
I don't need your permission,
487
00:26:07,404 --> 00:26:11,053
You have to take back
that car and the clothes
488
00:26:11,086 --> 00:26:12,611
and whatever else is not yours,
489
00:26:12,645 --> 00:26:14,271
You don't just take a car back,
490
00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:16,261
You'd know that,
if you owned one,
491
00:26:16,293 --> 00:26:18,815
Sid, I'm not going
to let you do this,
492
00:26:18,848 --> 00:26:21,137
Take back the stuff right now,
493
00:26:21,169 --> 00:26:23,691
Or what?
494
00:26:23,724 --> 00:26:27,008
Or I'm going to call Chad
and tell him everything,
495
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,392
You better keep your big mouth
shut, Debra,
496
00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:33,377
This is my life you're messing
with, right?
497
00:26:33,409 --> 00:26:36,031
I'm sorry, what?
Who's messing with whose Life?
498
00:26:36,064 --> 00:26:37,589
Careful, Deb,
499
00:26:37,623 --> 00:26:41,239
I haven't really
been myself lately,
500
00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:05,553
Sid,
501
00:27:05,587 --> 00:27:08,009
Hey, Sid, hang on a second,
502
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,031
Hey, Hal,
503
00:27:10,065 --> 00:27:11,989
I've been looking
all over for you,
504
00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:14,643
I need the image enhancer back,
505
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,136
You what?
506
00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:17,628
I need it back,
507
00:27:17,662 --> 00:27:20,249
We're doing data recovery next
week, so,,,
508
00:27:20,281 --> 00:27:23,102
can't you just say it
was lost or damaged?
509
00:27:23,135 --> 00:27:25,822
I mean, you got 20 of those
things, don't you?
510
00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:29,404
Sid, what the hell's
wrong with you?
511
00:27:29,436 --> 00:27:32,421
You knew you had to give it
back, right?
512
00:27:32,455 --> 00:27:35,474
That's one of the prototypes,
513
00:27:35,507 --> 00:27:38,360
You're not doing anything
illegal with it, are you?
514
00:27:38,393 --> 00:27:40,351
No, no, no, I just,,,
515
00:27:40,383 --> 00:27:42,208
I, uh, you know, I,,,
516
00:27:42,241 --> 00:27:43,701
how about, just,,,
517
00:27:43,734 --> 00:27:45,558
give me to the end of the week,
518
00:27:45,592 --> 00:27:47,946
I got to tie up some
loose ends if that's cool,
519
00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:49,904
Friday, though, right?
520
00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:52,225
Okay, absolutely, No problem,
521
00:27:52,259 --> 00:27:54,680
Thank you, Hal,
522
00:27:58,230 --> 00:27:59,756
Look, wait, wait,
523
00:27:59,788 --> 00:28:01,746
Just,,,I,,,
524
00:28:01,778 --> 00:28:03,239
look, I'm,,,
525
00:28:03,271 --> 00:28:05,229
I'm-I'm-I'm sorry,
526
00:28:05,261 --> 00:28:07,219
I would never hurt you,
527
00:28:07,251 --> 00:28:09,375
It's a little too late for that,
528
00:28:09,409 --> 00:28:11,200
No, I meant physically,
529
00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:12,693
I just, um,,,
530
00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:14,850
I was so upset, you know?
531
00:28:14,882 --> 00:28:16,307
It was stupid,
532
00:28:16,341 --> 00:28:17,999
Sid, you grabbed me, okay?
533
00:28:18,034 --> 00:28:19,560
You went way over the line,
534
00:28:19,592 --> 00:28:22,147
I know, I know, and I'm sorry,
535
00:28:22,179 --> 00:28:25,299
I'm so sorry for letting
it get so out of control,
536
00:28:25,331 --> 00:28:27,620
You said they were doing field
tests on your little toy?
537
00:28:27,652 --> 00:28:29,344
I'd say they found a major flaw,
538
00:28:29,379 --> 00:28:31,035
You know what?
539
00:28:31,070 --> 00:28:33,956
Maybe it's not the
device that's flawed,
540
00:28:33,989 --> 00:28:36,576
Okay,
so I'm some sort of monster,
541
00:28:36,608 --> 00:28:38,732
Is that it? I'm the monster?
542
00:28:38,765 --> 00:28:41,419
You should look around, Deb,
and see who the real monster is,
543
00:28:41,452 --> 00:28:42,977
What's that supposed to mean?
544
00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:45,366
Deb, you're not
looking hard enough,
545
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,859
You know what?
546
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:48,784
I'll give you a little hint,
547
00:28:48,817 --> 00:28:50,441
You too can have
your teeth whiter
548
00:28:50,475 --> 00:28:52,432
or those perfect abs
you've always wanted,
549
00:28:52,466 --> 00:28:54,422
or get some breast implants,
550
00:28:54,456 --> 00:28:56,347
or lose a little weight,
551
00:28:56,380 --> 00:28:58,370
Maybe I can get some hair plugs
552
00:28:58,402 --> 00:29:00,029
or get my teeth capped,
553
00:29:00,062 --> 00:29:01,953
No, I'm sorry...
hold on a second,
554
00:29:01,985 --> 00:29:03,943
That's a terrible
message, right?
555
00:29:03,975 --> 00:29:06,000
'cause we love you
the way you are,
556
00:29:06,033 --> 00:29:08,123
"be yourself"...
That's what we tell our kids,
557
00:29:08,155 --> 00:29:10,511
That's what we tell them,
but we don't mean it,
558
00:29:10,544 --> 00:29:12,700
You know why we don't mean it?
559
00:29:12,732 --> 00:29:14,889
Because we're too
busy running out
560
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,875
and buying colored
contact lenses to mean it,
561
00:29:17,907 --> 00:29:20,893
We don't want to be
ourselves, We hate ourselves,
562
00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:23,647
We just don't want to admit
it, and I admit it,
563
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:26,366
There's nothing wrong with
wanting to improve yourself,
564
00:29:27,859 --> 00:29:30,016
You know the great thing about
you, Deb?
565
00:29:30,048 --> 00:29:32,039
You don't have to hop
aboard the bandwagon
566
00:29:32,073 --> 00:29:34,660
'cause you're already aboard...
You just don't know it,
567
00:29:36,153 --> 00:29:37,579
Goodbye, Sid,
568
00:29:37,611 --> 00:29:40,432
It happened to me,
and it happened to you,
569
00:29:40,465 --> 00:29:41,924
You assumed another look
570
00:29:41,957 --> 00:29:44,446
and you jumped into
bed with old Chad,
571
00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:47,596
You would never have done
that as plain old Deb,
572
00:29:47,630 --> 00:29:50,781
That's the danger,
'cause the outside does affect the inside,
573
00:29:50,815 --> 00:29:53,633
Yeah, and I admitted it,
574
00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:55,691
It was a horrible thing to do
575
00:29:55,723 --> 00:29:58,344
and I would never do
anything like that again,
576
00:29:58,378 --> 00:30:01,330
You're so self-Righteous,
you know?
577
00:30:01,363 --> 00:30:04,480
You want to know what
the big difference
578
00:30:04,514 --> 00:30:06,438
between you and me is?
579
00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:07,963
Tell me,
580
00:30:07,997 --> 00:30:11,148
I've admitted the
lie, and you haven't,
581
00:30:11,181 --> 00:30:13,271
And that's it,
582
00:30:16,621 --> 00:30:18,181
God,
583
00:30:18,213 --> 00:30:21,664
Hal,
Hal wants the enhancer back,
584
00:30:21,696 --> 00:30:26,871
Gail's not even talking to
me, and I can't...
585
00:30:26,905 --> 00:30:28,264
I can't...
586
00:30:28,298 --> 00:30:30,155
I can't lose my best friend,
587
00:30:30,189 --> 00:30:32,511
Okay? I can't,
588
00:30:32,543 --> 00:30:35,131
So please, please,
please, please,
589
00:30:35,165 --> 00:30:38,548
Not this time,
590
00:30:44,917 --> 00:30:47,206
Hypocrite!
591
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:53,343
Okay,,,All right,
592
00:30:53,377 --> 00:30:54,935
Uh-Oh,
593
00:30:56,427 --> 00:30:57,888
Hi,
594
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,381
Hi,
595
00:30:59,413 --> 00:31:01,371
I want to talk to you, man,
596
00:31:01,403 --> 00:31:03,859
That's funny,
'cause I was thinking about
597
00:31:03,892 --> 00:31:05,750
how I'd like to talk to you,
598
00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:07,409
There's been rumors
from people at work
599
00:31:07,442 --> 00:31:10,261
that says you got your
hands on a field tester,
600
00:31:10,295 --> 00:31:12,982
Oh, you want to keep it
down, Chad?
601
00:31:13,015 --> 00:31:14,714
The confidentiality
clauses in our contracts
602
00:31:14,738 --> 00:31:16,564
forbid us from even
talking about...
603
00:31:16,598 --> 00:31:17,991
Cut the crap, man,
604
00:31:18,022 --> 00:31:20,279
I go away for a few
days, I come back
605
00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:22,767
and it's like somebody's
pretending to be me,
606
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:27,245
taking money that's coming
to me and getting me fired,
607
00:31:27,277 --> 00:31:28,738
Okay,
608
00:31:28,770 --> 00:31:30,231
Okay, what?
609
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:32,153
Oh, I get it, I get it,
610
00:31:32,188 --> 00:31:34,576
You think that somebody's
me, right?
611
00:31:34,610 --> 00:31:36,567
Let me ask you
something, genius,
612
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,756
Where did I get your
image scan from,
613
00:31:38,789 --> 00:31:40,513
the corner store, or,,,
614
00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:42,040
that's the only thing
615
00:31:42,073 --> 00:31:43,996
that's kept me from
stomping you into the dirt,
616
00:31:44,030 --> 00:31:45,722
Let's go!
617
00:31:45,755 --> 00:31:46,916
Ha, ha, just kidding,
618
00:31:46,949 --> 00:31:49,503
Hey, come on,
what's one lousy job to you?
619
00:31:49,536 --> 00:31:52,223
All you got to do
is flash a smile
620
00:31:52,255 --> 00:31:54,942
and you got half a dozen
offers on your doorstep,
621
00:31:54,976 --> 00:31:56,435
What?
622
00:31:56,469 --> 00:31:58,095
Oh, come on, you know?
623
00:31:58,127 --> 00:32:01,411
The door's always open for
you, isn't it, Chad?
624
00:32:01,445 --> 00:32:03,734
You ask for
something, you get it,
625
00:32:03,767 --> 00:32:06,122
You do something
wrong, you're forgiven,
626
00:32:06,155 --> 00:32:08,544
Who the hell do
you think you are?
627
00:32:08,576 --> 00:32:10,534
You don't know
anything about me,
628
00:32:10,566 --> 00:32:13,054
No, actually, Chad, I do,
629
00:32:13,088 --> 00:32:16,406
I mean, I know you better
than you know yourself,
630
00:32:16,438 --> 00:32:19,490
I know you completely, Chad,
631
00:32:19,522 --> 00:32:22,045
You know what I think?
632
00:32:22,077 --> 00:32:23,670
What's that, Chad?
633
00:32:23,702 --> 00:32:25,959
I think you're
avoiding the question,
634
00:32:25,991 --> 00:32:27,981
And I know it was you,
635
00:32:28,016 --> 00:32:30,768
and when I find out how
you acquired my image
636
00:32:30,802 --> 00:32:32,925
I'm going to screw
you twice as hard
637
00:32:32,957 --> 00:32:34,517
as you screwed me!
638
00:32:34,550 --> 00:32:36,937
Do I get dinner and
drinks before that, or,,,
639
00:32:36,972 --> 00:32:38,895
how does that work?
640
00:32:38,928 --> 00:32:40,289
Um, look,
641
00:32:40,321 --> 00:32:43,738
The unemployment office
is on 3rd and havenhurst,
642
00:32:43,772 --> 00:32:45,464
so if you want to,,,
643
00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:46,757
you know,
644
00:32:50,870 --> 00:32:52,596
Son of a bitch!
645
00:32:54,884 --> 00:32:57,870
Let's see what you're made out
of, huh?
646
00:32:57,903 --> 00:33:00,656
You're nothing,
647
00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:02,846
A pathetic nothing,
you understand me?
648
00:33:06,294 --> 00:33:08,285
Who's the loser now, huh?
649
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:10,641
Huh?
650
00:33:10,673 --> 00:33:12,598
You're the loser! Die!
651
00:33:12,631 --> 00:33:15,882
Loser! Die! Die!
652
00:33:18,534 --> 00:33:20,360
Oh, god,
653
00:33:45,603 --> 00:33:47,063
Hi, this is Deb,
654
00:33:47,095 --> 00:33:49,484
Leave me a beep
after the message,
655
00:33:49,518 --> 00:33:50,977
Talk to you,
656
00:33:53,067 --> 00:33:54,527
Well,,,
657
00:33:54,559 --> 00:33:57,380
of all the times for
you not to be home,
658
00:33:57,413 --> 00:34:02,488
You're maybe the only one who
could talk me out of this,
659
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,274
Probably not, though,
660
00:34:05,306 --> 00:34:08,989
I, um,
I can't live like this anymore,
661
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:11,942
The last person
662
00:34:11,974 --> 00:34:15,425
Sid camden's ever going
to talk to is a machine,
663
00:34:15,457 --> 00:34:16,918
That's pretty ironic,
664
00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:20,102
A loser right to the end, yeah?
665
00:34:23,418 --> 00:34:25,376
They really,,,
666
00:34:25,408 --> 00:34:28,362
they really should have better
security, you know?
667
00:34:28,394 --> 00:34:30,882
The midtown bridge,,,
668
00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:33,867
you know,
there's nothing to stop anybody
669
00:34:33,901 --> 00:34:37,816
from just walking up to the
highest point on the bridge
670
00:34:37,848 --> 00:34:40,304
and doing something
crazy, you know?
671
00:34:40,336 --> 00:34:42,294
It's kind of like a,,,
672
00:34:42,326 --> 00:34:45,280
it's kind of like an invita...
673
00:34:45,312 --> 00:34:49,227
It's kind of like an
invitation, you know?
674
00:34:53,272 --> 00:34:56,226
I love you, Deb,
675
00:34:56,258 --> 00:34:58,747
You're my only friend,
676
00:35:00,505 --> 00:35:02,462
Bye, Deb,
677
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,498
Goodbye, Sid,
678
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:27,076
What time did you go to
bed last night, Amber?
679
00:35:27,108 --> 00:35:28,899
2:00,
680
00:35:28,933 --> 00:35:30,559
Why so late?
681
00:35:30,591 --> 00:35:33,046
Been doing a lot of thinking,
682
00:35:33,078 --> 00:35:34,307
About?
683
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:35,799
About us,
684
00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:37,492
If I hadn't run
into you in the park
685
00:35:37,525 --> 00:35:40,343
you'd still be with
that internet girl,
686
00:35:40,378 --> 00:35:41,969
Must be fate,
687
00:35:42,002 --> 00:35:43,428
When will you be done today?
688
00:35:43,462 --> 00:35:46,016
The service is over at 11:00,
689
00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:49,897
How about I swing by,
pick you up around 12:30, 1:00?
690
00:35:49,931 --> 00:35:51,389
It's a date,
691
00:35:51,424 --> 00:35:53,777
Who's the memorial for again?
692
00:35:53,811 --> 00:35:56,930
Name was,,,
693
00:35:56,962 --> 00:35:58,920
doesn't matter
what his name was,
694
00:35:58,952 --> 00:36:01,276
Just a guy I used to work with,
695
00:36:01,309 --> 00:36:02,734
So sad,
696
00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:04,525
They never found his body?
697
00:36:04,559 --> 00:36:06,018
You know what?
698
00:36:06,052 --> 00:36:07,909
It's kind of depressing,
699
00:36:07,943 --> 00:36:10,365
I really don't want
to talk about it,
700
00:36:10,397 --> 00:36:12,685
I'll see you in a couple hours?
701
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,345
Okay,
702
00:36:16,004 --> 00:36:17,795
I love you,
703
00:36:17,828 --> 00:36:19,785
Love you too,
704
00:36:24,627 --> 00:36:27,448
again, I want to thank
you all for coming,
705
00:36:27,481 --> 00:36:30,765
Sid had no family,
so I'm sure he'd be happy
706
00:36:30,797 --> 00:36:32,954
that you all showed up,
707
00:36:32,986 --> 00:36:36,736
Sid didn't have a lot of
close friends, either,
708
00:36:36,768 --> 00:36:39,753
and that's too bad,,,
709
00:36:39,787 --> 00:36:45,724
because he was at his
heart a very good person,
710
00:36:45,759 --> 00:36:51,595
Sid felt that life kind
of dealt him a rough hand,
711
00:36:51,630 --> 00:36:55,014
and in some ways I
have to agree with him,
712
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:58,131
It's not easy to see sometimes
713
00:36:58,164 --> 00:37:02,610
the things that we
do to each other,
714
00:37:02,642 --> 00:37:05,761
The things that don't
always show on the surface,
715
00:37:05,794 --> 00:37:08,647
And because it takes,,,
716
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:13,954
so much time to get a
good look at the inside,
717
00:37:13,986 --> 00:37:18,564
sometimes all we do is
judge from the outside,
718
00:37:21,982 --> 00:37:25,199
And it's really easy
to misjudge that way,
719
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,479
I guess that's,,,
720
00:37:29,511 --> 00:37:31,998
that's pretty much
what I want to say,
721
00:37:34,188 --> 00:37:35,615
And that,,,
722
00:37:35,648 --> 00:37:37,770
I miss you, Sid,
723
00:37:43,244 --> 00:37:44,904
And, um,
724
00:37:44,936 --> 00:37:47,423
I'm sorry that I
wasn't there for you,
725
00:37:49,381 --> 00:37:50,874
Thanks,
726
00:37:56,977 --> 00:37:59,200
Chad?
727
00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:01,788
Chad Warner?
728
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,345
I'm Debra Clement,
729
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:05,469
I used to work at vailtech,
730
00:38:05,503 --> 00:38:07,295
Yeah, you look familiar,
731
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,285
I like what you said up there,
732
00:38:09,317 --> 00:38:10,578
Thanks,
733
00:38:10,610 --> 00:38:13,265
Can I talk to you for a minute?
734
00:38:13,297 --> 00:38:14,625
It's about Sid,
735
00:38:16,283 --> 00:38:18,241
Sure,
736
00:38:18,273 --> 00:38:19,766
I think I mentioned
737
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,557
he didn't have any family,
738
00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:24,542
so I thought I'd help tie up
the loose ends of his life,
739
00:38:24,577 --> 00:38:26,832
You're a good friend,
740
00:38:26,866 --> 00:38:32,404
Well, the loose end that
pertains to you is an apology,
741
00:38:35,357 --> 00:38:36,850
I don't understand,
742
00:38:36,882 --> 00:38:39,802
Let's just say you were
affected by some of his actions
743
00:38:39,836 --> 00:38:41,858
and not always for the best,
744
00:38:41,892 --> 00:38:44,612
You don't have to
apologize for him,
745
00:38:44,644 --> 00:38:47,730
I do,
746
00:38:47,764 --> 00:38:51,777
In the last few weeks of Sid's
life, he changed,
747
00:38:51,810 --> 00:38:54,730
And I realize now
748
00:38:54,763 --> 00:38:56,720
that it wasn't his fault,
749
00:38:58,910 --> 00:39:03,520
He came into contact
with something that,,,
750
00:39:03,552 --> 00:39:05,278
it turned him into...
751
00:39:05,311 --> 00:39:06,870
Someone he was not,
752
00:39:14,499 --> 00:39:16,159
What's wrong?
753
00:39:17,817 --> 00:39:19,940
Uh, nothing,
754
00:39:19,972 --> 00:39:21,564
Uh,,,I'm sorry,
755
00:39:23,324 --> 00:39:26,375
I'd give anything to
have the real Sid back,
756
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,953
I know,
757
00:39:33,275 --> 00:39:35,830
Thanks for listening,
758
00:39:57,954 --> 00:40:00,408
Chad Buddy,
759
00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,233
Hi, you guys,
760
00:40:02,266 --> 00:40:03,891
Do I know you?
761
00:40:03,924 --> 00:40:05,881
Don't you think you've already
762
00:40:05,914 --> 00:40:07,872
insulted our
intelligence enough?
763
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:10,360
I'm not sure I follow,
764
00:40:10,393 --> 00:40:12,847
You want to play games?
765
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,340
Fine,
766
00:40:14,373 --> 00:40:15,866
Oh, no, grant,
767
00:40:15,899 --> 00:40:17,823
Looks like that
whack to the head
768
00:40:17,856 --> 00:40:19,813
you gave him last time
769
00:40:19,846 --> 00:40:21,804
must have knocked
something loose,
770
00:40:21,838 --> 00:40:24,789
Not only doesn't he remember
the favor we did him,
771
00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:26,779
but he doesn't even remember us,
772
00:40:26,812 --> 00:40:28,770
Allow me to reintroduce myself,
773
00:40:28,804 --> 00:40:31,291
I'm Alan, your underwriter,
774
00:40:31,324 --> 00:40:34,277
Funny how "underwriter"
Sounds like "undertaker,"
775
00:40:34,310 --> 00:40:36,234
Alan... The bartender at sparkz,
776
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,760
There ya go,
777
00:40:37,793 --> 00:40:40,546
And all it took was a
little bit of intimidation,
778
00:40:40,579 --> 00:40:42,204
Tired of playing games, Chad,
779
00:40:42,237 --> 00:40:43,664
That's my 50k you borrowed,
780
00:40:43,697 --> 00:40:46,317
You haven't paid back a dime,
781
00:40:46,351 --> 00:40:49,635
I won the money in Denver, remember?
It was a bet,
782
00:40:49,668 --> 00:40:53,052
Denver... That was a side
bet, You won 200 bucks,
783
00:40:53,085 --> 00:40:56,932
We're here for the 50k you
borrowed, plus interest,
784
00:40:56,966 --> 00:40:58,459
50k,
785
00:40:58,492 --> 00:41:01,842
I'm going to go to the bank
now and I'll get your money,
786
00:41:01,875 --> 00:41:03,766
You're going to the bank?
787
00:41:03,799 --> 00:41:06,585
That pisses me off even more
than last time I was here,
788
00:41:06,618 --> 00:41:08,941
and you denied ever
getting any money from us,
789
00:41:08,974 --> 00:41:10,765
You got till yesterday,
790
00:41:10,798 --> 00:41:12,457
You guys have the wrong guy,
791
00:41:12,490 --> 00:41:14,580
Oh, we got the wrong guy,
792
00:41:14,613 --> 00:41:17,267
Funny, you look exactly
like Chad Warner to me,
793
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:19,024
Exactly,
794
00:41:19,058 --> 00:41:21,613
Help! Help!
795
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:24,166
Keep it down, huh?
This is a nice neighborhood,
796
00:41:25,029 --> 00:41:26,654
I'll show you,
797
00:41:26,687 --> 00:41:28,080
Show me what?
798
00:41:28,114 --> 00:41:30,801
I can show you you guys
have the wrong guy,
799
00:41:31,929 --> 00:41:33,355
Gun!
800
00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,873
In an age
when we are led to believe
801
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that we can be
anything we want to be,
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what most eludes us is
simply being ourselves,
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Captioning performed by
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Western captioning service
ltd, Vancouver, B, C, 2000
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