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Shame we could not get a chair.
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I should have know it was closed in winter.
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It could freeze your balls off.
Peter Craven. Balls I said
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Anyway where are we going tonight.
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We are going to the clubs are we not.
Do not be stupid.
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You have to be in by half past nine on sundays.
Oh yeah
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I love it.
What do you think Maud.
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Go phoning for an ambulance.
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I am shaking like a bloody leave.
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Oh, don't be ashamed to be nervous, Eric.
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It shows you're actually human.
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Shall I, girl?
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Oh, tell her.
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Do you reckon you killed him, El?
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Oh, why don't you copy the operator?
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Get him out of your head off.
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It weren't your fault, though, Eric.
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We'll all tell the police.
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Don't bring the fuzz into it.
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They'll nail me for drinking and driving.
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A, El was driving.
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B, all you've had today is a bottle of Tyzer prawn.
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I just think it weren't my fault, then.
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But it still makes you feel lousy, doesn't it?
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Be careful, Parker.
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Remember, patient is post -operative.
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I wish you'd trim your wick, Florence.
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Gently, then, thick.
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He is dead.
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They're tightening him to the morgue.
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Bull, it's what we call an impacted fracture of the tibia in the profession.
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She'd done the operation and all, of course.
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Oh, aren't you clever, Maureen?
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Oh, I did see his plates.
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Oh, you had to take his false teeth out before he went in the anesthetic,
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did you?
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No.
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X -rays.
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Er, she'd done them and all.
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Parker.
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Is he all right, Maureen?
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Is he with us?
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Yes, Eric, but he'll probably be a little...
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Yeah, I shouldn't have.
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No some Angie words, don't you?
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Hello, mate.
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Here.
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How many fingers am I holding up?
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Sixteen.
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Hey?
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Brain damage.
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I'm ever so sorry, mate.
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I couldn't stop in time.
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No, no, no, my fault.
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My fault entirely.
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I was miles away, worrying about my green dress.
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Hey?
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You're him, aren't you?
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What?
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Is he known for it?
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No, it's Michael.
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Michael, up something.
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John?
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Up John?
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Oh, yeah, from the cleaners.
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That's it.
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Yeah.
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The cleaned out if I have to stay in here much longer.
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What?
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What's the trouble, then?
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He's got a broken leg.
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One man business, you see.
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I mean, think of all the business I could lose in a few days.
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We'll be only a few days, won't it?
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Oh, well, I can't say too much about that.
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Course you don't bloody know.
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That's all right.
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Look, don't you worry about your business, mate.
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We'll help you out with that.
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Yeah.
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Relax, hop along.
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No, we could.
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We could all help.
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Couldn't you, really?
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Yeah.
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My old mum won't be able to cope by herself.
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Yeah, you leave it to us, mate.
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Nursing cadet book.
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Now that we have mended the patient's leg,
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we don't want him to die of exhaustion in the corridor.
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Yes, staff.
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Sorry, staff.
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Oh, bossy cat.
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Don't you worry about nothing, mate.
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We'll see you, old lady, and we'll see you later, right?
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Bye.
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Thanks.
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Thanks ever so much.
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See you.
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Bye.
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Goodness' sake.
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I've had that bed turned on for 15 minutes.
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I should have given us a nod.
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I'd have been in there.
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Well, come along, Parker.
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Bitch there, kids.
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Just bitch there, kids.
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Hardly out of there napples in it.
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Come on, Parker.
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Hurry up, Parker.
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Stand on your head, Parker.
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Mind the bed, Parker.
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Oh, glory, mind the bed, Parker.
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Here, come on, me lady.
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There we are.
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You'll be right here, me old son -out.
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Yeah, bitches.
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Thank you, Bentley.
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Thank you, Parker.
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Staff.
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Thank you, Bentley.
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Thank you, Parker.
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Doctor.
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No, I'm just all right, job.
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Is there anything you want?
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Bottle?
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Of what?
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Of what?
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For what?
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You know, so...
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Would you like a pee, Mr Aptom?
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No, no, thank you.
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Jolly good.
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See you at tea time.
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Thank you, Nurse.
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I see.
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I see.
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Yeah, I'll say nurse, nurse.
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You'll be working on this war when you're on duty, will you?
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Yes, I will, but I'm not.
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What?
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I mean, I am on this war, but I'm only a cadet,
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and as yet I'm not allowed to do anything on the medical side.
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Oh, I see.
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I thought your medical side was marvellous when I had that argument with the
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van.
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Oh, thank you.
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Any kind of friends you've got?
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Yes.
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One senior stopwife says that a true friend is as rare as a good English
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heavyweight.
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It's a parable.
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I see, yeah.
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Well, I'm a lucky fella.
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I mean, having them help it out like that.
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Pretty nurse to look after me.
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Staff?
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Yes, I suppose she is quite attractive for her age.
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No, I meant you.
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Oh!
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Ha -ha!
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Ha -ha!
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Maureen?
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Yes, Mr.
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Upjohn?
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Michael.
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Yes, Michael?
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Think I could have that bottle now.
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Now, pay attention.
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Oh!
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Now, if you're going to work this thing for me,
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I don't want none of you scolding your hands because it comes too heavy on me
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butter.
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And what with the price of butter and that Edwardese?
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What's Teddie have got to do with it?
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Well,
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he's responsible for the price of butter that I would have to buy to put on
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your hands if you scolded them in this presser.
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But it isn't even plugged in.
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And that's everything, isn't all, isn't it?
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Well, he's responsible for the cost of electricity.
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And as I'm only showing you, I'm not lining his pockets.
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Now, imagine a pair of trousers.
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Those proud worsted we imagined before?
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Yes.
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No,
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because they are hanging up in their bag on their hanger with their ticket on.
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They look very nice, don't they?
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Well, I've never let a choser out of this shop that didn't.
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No, this is another pair.
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Oh, fancy them.
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Flair, bottom, crush velvet.
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Very nice.
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They are grey flannels.
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Take your trousers.
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Hang on, Pat.
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Toffee in a pocket.
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Oh, isn't that typical people today?
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Leaving toffees in their pockets.
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Glad you spotted that.
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Now, then, open the press.
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No, take the money.
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Now, open the press.
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Lay out your trousers.
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Down.
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Steam, steam, heat, right.
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Bang, bang, bang, trousers out.
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There, now, dummy, look nice.
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Oh, even nicer than the brown wolfsticks.
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Now, take them and hang them up.
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There you go.
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Let's not take them up.
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Now what have we forgot?
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The ticket, Dennis.
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The ticket, Dennis.
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And what about the ticket?
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Always pinned, never stapled.
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Now, do you want me to go through me old pressing and cleaning process again?
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Oh, go on, Ben.
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No, it's all right, Margaret, and we've got the hang of it.
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Look, we'll even make out a shift system so there'll always be somebody here.
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Yeah, be utterly reassured, Mrs.
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Appjohn, because I'm very familiar with working with clothing.
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Oh, are you?
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Well, I hope you've got some warm knickers on under that helmet.
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Where's for your own good?
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If you catch a cold in your apron, you'll know it.
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Oi, Mrs.
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Oi, Mrs.
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In my day, it was please and thank you, and can I get up from the table?
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And we had to eat our bread and butter before we got a bit of cake.
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Hold on a bit of cake.
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I want to borrow one of your books.
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They're not books.
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They're novels.
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Detective novels.
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Yeah, I know.
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I just wanted her to check them for accuracy.
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Used to be a tick.
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Oh, did you?
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Well, I've got a job for you then.
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Shook me in the gizmo.
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Oh, broad.
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You can go in the kitchen and detect the kettle and make me some tea.
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Well, I'll see you tomorrow, then.
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You know, every day you'd find kids to look after a shop for you.
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And an old lady.
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What old lady?
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Me.
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I come with the shop.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I'm no trouble, as long as I has me bits and bobs done for me.
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What bits and bobs this day?
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Oh, well, make me tea and me dinner and me supper.
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Do me paws, get me veg, see me across the road to Mrs.
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Arne.
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Feed the chicken, hang out me washing, do me...
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Oh, great.
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I'd rather look after two shops and no old girl.
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Yeah, when we clobbered Michael, do you reckon he was running away from there?
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Well, she is difficult.
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Ah, but we did promise Michael we'd help.
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And Maureen said if you go back on a promise, you end up in Harrods.
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Hey, did she step down here?
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One of them, anyway.
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It's only for a few days.
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A word's sick of that, isn't it?
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She sends us all mad.
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I don't know.
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Young Francis seems to be having a winning way with her.
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Ignoring the searing agony of the six slugs in his chest,
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Hogan pushed Estelle back onto the...
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Die van.
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Die van.
275
00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:21,720
It's showing me, baby, all the way he snarled.
276
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He dies in the end, you know.
277
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,160
He snarled.
278
00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:27,860
Rocco will kill you for this, she panted.
279
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:32,080
But he doesn't, cos Hogan kills Rocco with his poisonous treacle.
280
00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:33,400
Now, who's reading this?
281
00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:34,100
Well, you are.
282
00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,540
Shut up, then, blue eyes.
283
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:37,740
Sorry.
284
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Bogarts.
285
00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:40,300
OK, then.
286
00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:42,620
Slap, slap.
287
00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:45,000
Rocco Schmocco, he snapped back.
288
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,020
I'm a guy who takes what he wants.
289
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,320
And what I want is...
290
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The property of the Woolwich Public Library.
291
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:58,420
LAUGHTER Maureen.
292
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:00,800
Now, look, Michael,
293
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,100
you know staff told me off for spending too much time talking to you.
294
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,960
Yeah, I know, but this is a medical matter.
295
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,940
Your leg's not having a relapse, is it?
296
00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:08,480
No, no.
297
00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:10,300
Can I have a toothbrush, please?
298
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:15,720
Tom.
299
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:20,860
You.
300
00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:29,400
I just had a letter from me mum.
301
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,440
My friends are doing ever so well.
302
00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:32,940
Even she says so.
303
00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:34,420
Yeah.
304
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:35,820
Name's her favourite.
305
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,140
Oh, that's not hard.
306
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,380
Everyone loves Dennis.
307
00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:40,180
No, not Dennis.
308
00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:41,300
Frankie Abbott.
309
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:42,540
Eh?
310
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,300
Is your mum all right?
311
00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:45,060
Yeah.
312
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:50,620
She says she calls him Humphrey Bogart and he calls her Lauren Bacall.
313
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:51,780
Sounds like Frankie.
314
00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:54,060
Sounds like my mum as well.
315
00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,500
Yeah.
316
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:05,820
I don't know how to thank you all I mean must be a terrible drag I mean what
317
00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:09,620
about your own jobs well we're not all nine -to -five as you see and then
318
00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:14,300
there's lance shards we've worked out this router system I see well I think
319
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:26,000
you're all marvelous especially you who's taking whose pulse ignoring the
320
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:35,340
searing agony of a poison dart in his back he can't open open was in Miami
321
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:44,560
Miami this is Miami Morocco oh yeah sorry bogey chick Lauren he can push Stella
322
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:49,900
bank onto the dive in pile of cushions and she'll meet chick all the way he
323
00:12:49,900 --> 00:13:02,840
hissed Rico we'll kill you for this she painted she painted oh I have nothing
324
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:07,180
but admiration for your dress since you're new aren't you new but not
325
00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:13,080
completely inexperienced oh I mean this dress is not pretty you know oh I paid
326
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:18,360
good money for that and no no it's elegant so sophisticated I thought if you
327
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:22,560
slip it out of slipping into that I mean well we're all flesh and blood after
328
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:27,760
all funny I can never manage that zip on me own funny I'm very good with zips
329
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:38,800
myself funny my husband isn't funny don't call again thank you next place being
330
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,060
done thank you you are mrs.
331
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:50,720
madam number 43 one blue suit gray blue I know that's blue the one I'm
332
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:57,120
collecting is gray she said oh is mother I'm collecting it cuz she's She's got
333
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,060
her foot again.
334
00:13:58,740 --> 00:13:59,400
Grey it is.
335
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,200
What her foot?
336
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,680
His suit.
337
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:04,020
Oh, madam, can I help?
338
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,260
I am the manager, eh?
339
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:05,580
Bada!
340
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,440
Each gives me blue, and she said it was grey.
341
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:13,860
Oh, it's probably just a Cleric Alera by one of our dewiest staff.
342
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:14,940
We haven't got any children.
343
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:15,240
Mr.
344
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,860
Dannister Bull, tickly, please.
345
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,060
Ooh, I'm afraid it's customers' error.
346
00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:20,820
It's the same number.
347
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,040
You sure?
348
00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:23,000
Oh, positive, look.
349
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:24,280
Oh.
350
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,800
Oh, well, I'd better take it, then, I suppose.
351
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:28,520
Thank you.
352
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,400
She could be wrong.
353
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,080
She is callow -blind.
354
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:34,960
Here.
355
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,040
What are these for, Den?
356
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:36,800
Cleaning and pressing?
357
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,240
Oh, no, it was me dinner.
358
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:39,720
Finish him off one each.
359
00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:40,080
All right.
360
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:40,500
Cheers.
361
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:41,020
Cheers.
362
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:41,320
Mr.
363
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:41,900
Dannister Bull.
364
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,640
Oh, blige.
365
00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:44,440
Here's some more, Den.
366
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:45,740
Thank you, Miss Ebbersley.
367
00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:48,320
I'll just bung these, and then I'll go back to work.
368
00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:49,220
Oh, I'll do them for you, Den.
369
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,320
No, no, I like doing it.
370
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:51,220
Come on, then, Den.
371
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:51,700
Oh.
372
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,040
Airlock, open!
373
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:56,660
Bunk!
374
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,520
clothes in your lunar nodal.
375
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,520
Airlock closed.
376
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:05,000
Oh, we have ignition.
377
00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:06,880
Blast off!
378
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,700
Oh, no, it's...
379
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:13,760
It's going all the way up!
380
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,420
Come on, come on!
381
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:25,840
Come on, come on!
382
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:37,580
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Here.
383
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,100
You know what I reckon?
384
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:39,540
What?
385
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,520
I reckon it's broken.
386
00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:42,880
I reckon your mind's broken at all.
387
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,240
What did Mrs Upjohn say?
388
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,320
Who's Mrs Upjohn?
389
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:46,260
Lauren Bacall.
390
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,260
Oh, I don't know.
391
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:47,880
I was out.
392
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,560
Sounded like 500 sets of false teeth gone mad.
393
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:50,960
It did.
394
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,460
She must have heard.
395
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:53,820
Nah, she never.
396
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,880
How do you know?
397
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:55,760
If you was out.
398
00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:56,720
Grissie was out.
399
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:57,860
We've made more and more books.
400
00:15:58,220 --> 00:15:59,900
You stupid pillock.
401
00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:01,880
Your dim is a top -aged lamp, you are.
402
00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:02,700
Oh, Frank's ill.
403
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,040
Where is she now?
404
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,880
She's upstairs sleeping off.
405
00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:07,800
We had a double -titer on the way home.
406
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,420
Poor old Den was ever so upset.
407
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:12,540
Wet himself a coat.
408
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,340
Oh, is his tail so...
409
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:18,120
That'll get so gloomy that we'll get on to the mechanic, fix it up.
410
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,100
But business is usually in a cap the days.
411
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:21,420
Might as well never know.
412
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:22,180
I mean...
413
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,340
Good afternoon, Upjohn.
414
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:26,660
So clean, is that child disposal?
415
00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:28,860
Oh, alone, more.
416
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:31,300
No, that was just my business voice.
417
00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:32,880
The what?
418
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:33,880
The shot?
419
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,060
Oh, lovely.
420
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,460
Utterly hitchless here.
421
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:39,820
Michael's what?
422
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,380
Oh, no!
423
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:42,560
No, lovely.
424
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,020
Great news.
425
00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:45,900
OK, buy more.
426
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,320
Hey, Sarah, why did you go white when you said great news?
427
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,640
Michael was coming out of hospital this evening.
428
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,340
Hi!
429
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,500
Well, already then,
430
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,960
I hope you had a rewarding stay at the Royal General Anatomy, Miss Flapjohn.
431
00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:06,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did.
432
00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:08,880
Found the two -bob bit down the back of the bed, didn't I?
433
00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:11,700
That's better.
434
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,380
What are you being so formal about?
435
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,180
I don't know.
436
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,980
Well, better get back, see Mum.
437
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,680
Relieve me temporary staff.
438
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:21,300
Mind how you go?
439
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,099
Oh, yeah, yeah.
440
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,240
Oh, uh, Maury?
441
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:25,960
Yes.
442
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,780
Oh, thank you.
443
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,480
Well, mind how you go?
444
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,260
Yeah, yeah.
445
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:45,080
Uh, I'd, uh, like to go to the pictures this evening with you.
446
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:46,360
Would you come?
447
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:48,220
Oh, it's smashing.
448
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,940
You don't think I'm being too forward, do you?
449
00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:55,500
I'll see you, uh, outside the, uh, the Regal Cinema.
450
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,980
It's seven o 'clock, OK?
451
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:57,860
Lovely.
452
00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,920
Well, won't I go?
453
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:03,000
I'll tell you something, Maureen.
454
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:03,640
Yes?
455
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,320
I'll mind if I go.
456
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:12,180
I saw that, Nurse.
457
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:14,520
I'm so stuffed, have I broken another rule?
458
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,420
Only an unwritten one, Maureen.
459
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:19,460
Don't take hospital romances too seriously.
460
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:20,900
But he likes me, Staff.
461
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,000
He said I've got nice legs.
462
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,120
Oh, so you have, Maureen.
463
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,060
But what?
464
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:24,180
Not.
465
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:28,420
Male patients may think of us without our uniforms on,
466
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:32,380
but it's the uniform that hooks them, or the ether, or our cool hands,
467
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:36,180
or even Martians have free proposals.
468
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,500
And I don't mean marriage.
469
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,280
She has.
470
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,040
I'm just warning you, Maureen.
471
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:43,240
Oh, Parker.
472
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:44,900
Where do you want it, Florence?
473
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,260
Bed 14, if you please, Parker.
474
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,240
Come on, mate.
475
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,180
We could have sent away to Japan for a new one, boy, now.
476
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,300
Look, you can't hurry, machines.
477
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,820
And you can't hurry, mechanics neighbor.
478
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,140
I see you ain't been out to work long.
479
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,100
How do you know that?
480
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,840
Well, you've got to get your full whack out of a job.
481
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:12,300
Now, if I go over into the next hour, I'm on time in half, ain't I?
482
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,680
Oh, blimey.
483
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,060
Does old Mother Riley know he's here?
484
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:18,240
No, she must still be having a nap upstairs.
485
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:19,380
She's not in there.
486
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:20,540
Hello.
487
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,480
No, not hello for you.
488
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,220
Hello for this.
489
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,780
No, I'd say that was a bit of broken plate.
490
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:26,160
Oh.
491
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,080
Well, Jack, half an eagus.
492
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,740
It's what broke the bloody machine, isn't it?
493
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,600
Ah, well, now you come under a different kind of head in, don't you?
494
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,880
I mean, this ain't covered by your guarantee.
495
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,500
Bits of broken plate are not mechanical failures.
496
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:40,300
How much?
497
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,680
Oh, about 60 quid.
498
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,960
Hey, I could have brought one out of bloody McCon over less.
499
00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:48,340
Well, that's up to you, mate.
500
00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:49,580
Shall I carry on or not?
501
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,740
Oh, go on, be a sport.
502
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,880
With you darling, any time.
503
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:54,980
I didn't mean that.
504
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:55,980
I simply meant the fact that you're here.
505
00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,420
you could mend the machine couldn't you under guarantee oh was you offering me
506
00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:06,280
some form of inducement certainly not oh now my inducements are a different
507
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:13,740
color blue like my eyes sure I sat up get your bleeding finger out for gold oh
508
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:22,640
now get my finger out inducements I'll get a joke British were been wonderful
509
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:30,520
there we are that had ought to do it good yeah look I don't want to be too late
510
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:40,780
yes you do they're historical come again a bit late for a customer a night
511
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:48,140
worker we did his dungarees for him oh great great yeah last room stick routine
512
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:54,580
yeah pull the birds with that mother yeah yeah well I'll take you more into the
513
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,200
pictures tonight Hello,
514
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:56,520
the others.
515
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,100
Ah, sweet.
516
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,420
Yeah, I can see you find each other physical.
517
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,820
Well, er, how's the shop been?
518
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:07,000
Everything all right, is it?
519
00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:07,520
Perfect.
520
00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:09,580
No, no dramas, nothing.
521
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,540
Not even a sniff of one.
522
00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:12,420
Good, good.
523
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,320
Well, I'll just go and, er, say hello to Mum,
524
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,760
and then I'd better stop when you're ready to go out.
525
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:17,460
Mum!
526
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:18,180
Mum!
527
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,520
It's me, my mum!
528
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:20,100
Mum!
529
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,460
She must be tanned away by now.
530
00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:23,860
Yeah.
531
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,180
Well, she has been keeping company with Frankie.
532
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,340
She must be in a coma.
533
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,020
Whoa.
534
00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:30,020
She's not here at all.
535
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,280
Ah, blimey.
536
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,900
We mended his machine and lost his mother.
537
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,280
Oh, hello, Den.
538
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:43,740
On your my own from work.
539
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,480
Yeah, you're going to the pictures, Maureen.
540
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:45,740
Yes.
541
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:46,600
Oh, can I come?
542
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,680
Oh, well, it's a bit difficult to see.
543
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,060
Well, you won't have to pay for me.
544
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:51,940
I'll pay for you.
545
00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:55,020
No, I'm going with someone else, Michael.
546
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:56,840
Oh, I see.
547
00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:58,680
Do you love him?
548
00:21:59,340 --> 00:21:59,760
No!
549
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,140
My relationship is only plutonic at the moment.
550
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,860
And you wouldn't want the three of us to go to the pictures together, eh?
551
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,260
Sorry, Dennis.
552
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,880
Well, can I keep your company till he comes?
553
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:12,660
Yeah, that'd be very nice.
554
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,320
Keeps you waiting a long time, doesn't he?
555
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,100
He's only popped home to say hello to his mum, Den.
556
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:34,000
It would not take me two hours to pop home and say hello to me mum.
557
00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:37,000
Hospital romance is never last.
558
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,280
Well, I haven't been in hospital.
559
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,180
What would you say if I didn't have my uniform on, Dennis?
560
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:43,680
Maureen, don't be rude.
561
00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:46,540
It won't happen again.
562
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,160
I'm glad.
563
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,280
I don't like you being rude, Maureen.
564
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,580
No, not at uniform, Dennis.
565
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:52,340
They're romance.
566
00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:55,040
I'm going to ask for a transfer to maternity.
567
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,400
And then with broken legs there.
568
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:58,600
Michael!
569
00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:00,460
Oh, don't hurry, I'll hurt you, Lee.
570
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,580
Oh, I'm so sorry.
571
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,260
Yeah, actually, I'm angry with you.
572
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:04,680
No, I'm not, Michael.
573
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:06,400
You must have good reason.
574
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,260
Yes, we've lost his mother.
575
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:09,540
It's a sauna bath.
576
00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:11,140
We never thought it was a sauna bath.
577
00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:12,060
Nor the dog, Tret.
578
00:23:12,380 --> 00:23:13,540
Oh, come on, we'll all out.
579
00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:14,180
Yeah, come on, then.
580
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:14,800
We'll go to the dog.
581
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:15,540
Yeah, come on, Pete.
582
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,120
And I won't go into my terms to you, Michael.
583
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:38,440
LAUGHTER Enjoy the picture, Lauren.
584
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:40,360
Oh, yes, thank you, Humphrey.
585
00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:47,340
You is very good in it.
586
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:48,300
Oh, so was you.
587
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,480
I was, wasn't I?
588
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,240
Well, what shall we do now, sister?
589
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:53,480
Stop.
590
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:54,800
Well...
591
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,780
I've got that new novel at home.
592
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,920
Not Miami, Madagascar.
593
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,280
And I'm expurgited.
594
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,400
Ah, fantastic, Come.
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