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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:18,416 --> 00:00:21,250 This film contains scenes that may cause an epileptic seizure, 4 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:25,000 scenes that contain smoking, alcohol and drug use, meaningless sex, fights… 5 00:00:25,083 --> 00:00:27,250 well, you know, some uncontrolled brawling, 6 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:31,416 attempted sexual assault, gay sex, straight sex, perversions, swearing… 7 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:33,750 Point is: don't try to repeat it. 8 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:37,791 If you're afraid of living such a fun life like ours… like mine. 9 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:06,708 Hey, what's wrong? 10 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:09,708 That was a good warm up… 11 00:01:09,791 --> 00:01:12,125 What's good about it? It sounds like shit. 12 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:15,083 Man! You told us we were nailing it. 13 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:16,416 Oh yeah… 14 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:19,958 It is us who could be nailed to the barndoor 15 00:01:20,041 --> 00:01:21,791 with these old instruments of ours. 16 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:27,833 Back then, I didn't realize 17 00:01:27,916 --> 00:01:30,833 I was completely terrified before our first concert. 18 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:33,625 I was ready to burn down all of our rubbish instruments, 19 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:37,083 I'd pretend to have a terminal illness, run away to Poland in women's clothes… 20 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:39,583 Just to avoid shitting myself in front of five people, 21 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:42,875 as we wouldn't get more fans in the whole Lviv. 22 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:48,750 Kuzia! That's a good guitar! Chill out! 23 00:01:48,833 --> 00:01:52,291 Lesyk, if it was a good guitar you'd see "Fender Stratocaster" written on it! 24 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:54,291 So take a marker and write it! 25 00:01:57,125 --> 00:02:00,125 Write it on your asses! Maybe someone will believe you're branded. 26 00:02:00,916 --> 00:02:03,458 Nobody in the hall will see what you have written there, 27 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:05,250 and we play just fine. 28 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,458 The concert will be awesome, dude! 29 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:10,625 Come on! 30 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:15,291 It's been like that since we were kids, Yatsyk believed in me. 31 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:18,791 He even agreed to start a spider farm in granny's tulips. 32 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:22,958 But before our first concert I was just sick of his belief. 33 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:25,166 Maybe I was afraid to let him down… 34 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:27,708 So, guys, the concert is in four days. 35 00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:30,083 We have to rehearse. Let's go. 36 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:33,625 Lesyk was suspicious of my crazy ideas, 37 00:02:33,708 --> 00:02:36,791 but he was always ready to get me out of any mess. 38 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:38,375 And it was comforting. 39 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:58,500 Stop, stop! 40 00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:00,541 Let's take a time out, guys. 41 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:02,708 We have another 40 minutes of rehearsal. 42 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:04,708 Hey! Kuzia! 43 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:13,333 You can start packing. 44 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:47,458 Hello! 45 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:50,208 Yeah, it's me. 46 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:52,041 What's up? 47 00:03:57,041 --> 00:03:58,041 Cool! 48 00:03:59,833 --> 00:04:01,000 Okay, 49 00:04:01,916 --> 00:04:03,416 I'll be there in 20 minutes. 50 00:04:05,166 --> 00:04:06,666 Okay, yeah… 51 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:08,375 Fine. Yeah. 52 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,083 Sorry guys, I'll be right back. 53 00:04:13,291 --> 00:04:16,916 {\an8}KUZMA AND THE PENGUINS 54 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:30,166 Did you bring the money? 55 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:31,333 Sure! 56 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:36,833 Voilà! 57 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:47,458 A real rarity! 58 00:04:47,541 --> 00:04:49,500 That's some unique stuff! 59 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,750 Are you sure you wanna sell it? 60 00:04:55,166 --> 00:04:58,041 I don't care about the material things. 61 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:00,666 So, give me the money. 62 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:18,291 Here you go. 63 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:22,083 Where did you get it? 64 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:25,458 I had some cash, and I borrowed some from a neighbor. 65 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:28,166 She sells "J.boyz" at the market. Everybody knows her. 66 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:34,916 I was glad that the neighbor gave me the money in 100 notes, not in 10 notes. 67 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,333 'Cause we'd have spent the whole night in the garage. 68 00:05:37,416 --> 00:05:40,750 It seemed like the Painter was afraid to count dollars in daylight. 69 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:43,375 To avoid being arrested for exchange fraud. 70 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:47,958 What are you still doing there? What are you waiting for? 71 00:05:48,041 --> 00:05:49,458 Get behind the wheel. 72 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:56,291 I got so excited I almost moved myself to tears. 73 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:59,416 I felt like I was in a big and spacious Stalin-era building. 74 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,583 You could hardly see anything through the rear window. 75 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:05,625 But it created such a cozy atmosphere. 76 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:08,250 As if you were sheltered from the outside world. 77 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,583 Female pig. 78 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:14,458 What? 79 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,416 The seats are made from female pig leather. 80 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:20,916 Specially ordered by some party boss. 81 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:26,458 Come on. 82 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:49,541 The bucks are fake? The neighbor smuggled the fake ones. 83 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:52,250 She brought that Turkish garbage and sells it. 84 00:06:53,541 --> 00:06:58,000 It has never left the garage without this thing. 85 00:06:58,083 --> 00:06:59,708 Here, take it. 86 00:06:59,791 --> 00:07:02,541 See that opening? Put this thing in it. 87 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:06,041 This won't hurt? 88 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:09,166 Wet it and it won't hurt. 89 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:12,083 Come on. 90 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:22,291 You have to rev the engine. 91 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:27,250 Go ahead. Wind it up again. 92 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,000 Come on, come on! 93 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,916 Yes! 94 00:07:44,791 --> 00:07:46,875 There is no muffler! 95 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:47,958 I got it! 96 00:07:56,666 --> 00:07:59,000 Do you know how to drive? 97 00:07:59,541 --> 00:08:01,791 I've been driving since I was three! 98 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,041 Barbara! 99 00:08:44,708 --> 00:08:46,041 Barbara! 100 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,875 KUZMA AND THE PENGUINS 101 00:08:48,666 --> 00:08:51,083 What an idiot! 102 00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:53,833 Go away with this hooptie! 103 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:57,375 Or I'll call her father. He'll kill you! 104 00:08:58,125 --> 00:08:59,583 Good morning, aunt Marichka! 105 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,875 Good morning! 106 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:12,208 It was Barbara! 107 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:16,416 When I saw her I was losing my mind. 108 00:09:17,416 --> 00:09:19,166 It's still like that. 109 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,333 Salut! 110 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:24,791 Don't even think about getting inside this bucket. 111 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:26,208 Thank you aunt Marichka, 112 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:29,333 but I'll decide for myself where to get inside. 113 00:09:30,791 --> 00:09:31,958 What took you so long? 114 00:09:32,041 --> 00:09:33,375 I was getting dressed. 115 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:34,833 You were supposed to be ready. 116 00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:38,458 I've been waiting for you for two hours, that's enough time to change 20 times. 117 00:09:38,541 --> 00:09:40,541 I went to pick up the limo. 118 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,500 Please, my lady! 119 00:09:49,416 --> 00:09:50,625 Where did you get it? 120 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:55,458 - There is nothing that can bite me, right? - Come on, get in. 121 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:50,458 The ceiling looks like a universe. 122 00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:53,583 Yeah, check it out. 123 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,416 And why exactly did we come here? 124 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:31,541 We could lie down for a while. 125 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,541 Come on, what's wrong? 126 00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:51,291 I've waited for you for half a day. 127 00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:54,416 I would rather have visited an exhibition. 128 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:02,833 Put your hands in the air 129 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,083 and the Sun will melt. 130 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,750 Let your hair down 131 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,958 and I'll go crazy. 132 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,750 Do you still think about the exhibition? 133 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:36,708 Just a bit… 134 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,458 When do you have to give it back? 135 00:12:48,541 --> 00:12:49,791 What? 136 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,333 The car. 137 00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,166 What do you mean "give it back"? 138 00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:00,000 Did you buy it? 139 00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:02,000 Well, yeah. 140 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,708 You told me you wanted a car. 141 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:05,458 Wait. 142 00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:08,916 I meant someday. 143 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,375 I didn't mean today. 144 00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:17,250 When you become a famous musician we'll buy a proper car 145 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,250 and we'll go to Europe together. 146 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,916 It's just a dream, I didn't mean today. 147 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:26,333 We're just getting ready to your first concert. 148 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,750 Wait. When did you buy it? 149 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,291 Today in the morning, why? 150 00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,958 Didn't you have a rehearsal this morning? 151 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,916 Damn… 152 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,416 Come on, I'll buy you a hundred of those. 153 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:54,083 You won't find the red ones in Lviv, you know it. 154 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:02,041 I still can't believe you left the rehearsal. 155 00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:06,041 - Why the hell did you need this car? - I can sell it if you want. 156 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,916 I want you to understand what is actually important for you. 157 00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:13,708 Even aunt Marichka says that what you do is amatOurship. 158 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,375 AmatOurship? 159 00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:23,458 Of course I don't think so. 160 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,958 But you got to admit, Kuzia, 161 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:28,791 it's difficult to defend you when there is nothing that you'd carry through. 162 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:32,208 Lesyk even forgot about the exams to have the rehearsals. 163 00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:33,416 Yatsyk, about the sea… 164 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:37,000 And you just walked away from everybody, from me, just to buy… 165 00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,333 this rubbish. 166 00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,500 Are you serious? 167 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:49,750 AmatOurship? 168 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:57,875 You have to decide what you really wanna do in life. 169 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,000 When will I see you? 170 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,250 At the concert. 171 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,833 When you'll understand who you are and stop doing foolish things. 172 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:12,000 Barbara! 173 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:13,833 Barbara! 174 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,750 I'll buy you those tights! 175 00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:27,666 Lying down for a while… 176 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,708 Mechanic. 177 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,791 - Hey, Bard! - Hey. 178 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,875 Cool car. Is it yours? 179 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:07,958 Yes. 180 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,083 The real deal. 181 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,916 I've already changed the muffler. 182 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,541 Maybe you wanna buy it? 183 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,000 No, no, no… 184 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:23,666 Don't fool me with this antique stuff. 185 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,291 Where did you find it? 186 00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,541 Don't even ask. 187 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,041 I wanted to impress Barbara. 188 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,583 I've been to Berlin recently. 189 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,833 There is this guy there, 190 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:49,916 he collects old buckets. 191 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,083 You know… 192 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:57,458 He'll give you a new Mercedes for a real Soviet-era "Pobeda". 193 00:16:57,541 --> 00:17:00,041 Yeah, right, Mercedes Benz S 600, maybe? 194 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,166 A Mercedes. 195 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:11,166 Do you have his contacts? 196 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:21,166 I have to go to Berlin one more time, to deliver some goods. 197 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,125 We could take your car. 198 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,791 I could introduce you to the guy, you'll get everything settled. 199 00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:33,291 - What do you say? - Berlin? 200 00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:36,250 Do you really need to ask? 201 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,541 Of course, let's go! 202 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:42,916 {\an8}BASED ON THE STORY BY KUZMA SCRYABIN ROCKY ROAD TO BERLIN 203 00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:46,333 Why do Germans need these mannequins? 204 00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:47,375 I don't know. 205 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,250 I buy them for 3 rubles apiece 206 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:54,541 and I sell them for 150 D-Marks for this old junk. Can you believe it? 207 00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:57,916 150 D-Marks?! 208 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,500 That's real money! 209 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:04,125 Where did you find these orphans? 210 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,750 In the shop window at the mall. 211 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:11,375 Why did you take children? 212 00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:15,708 Couldn't you wait until they grow up? 213 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,333 These are troubled times for the market. 214 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:24,375 I had to convince the manager in the mall to sell them for 3,50 rubles instead of 3. 215 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,041 We're heading to Berlin. 216 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,916 Good for you. 217 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,333 We're going fishing. To Oselya village. 218 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,208 Drop dead in the damn Berlin. 219 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:41,666 Have a good trip! 220 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,041 What's that… 221 00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,833 Enjoy the silence, damn it! 222 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:55,666 It was just fine yesterday. 223 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,041 Are you crazy? 224 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,291 What do you mean "Berlin"? 225 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:24,666 We have a concert in three days. Are you going to bail on us? 226 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:28,375 I swear, it's just to change the Pobeda, and then I'll come back. 227 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:30,041 It's Berlin. 228 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:31,875 That's real Europe. 229 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,625 Wouldn't you go? 230 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:36,583 Berlin… 231 00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:41,291 Three days before the concert?! Kuzia, are you kidding me?! 232 00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:42,833 Of course, I wouldn't go! 233 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,791 Guys, I swear, I won't let you down. 234 00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:47,375 Let's go! 235 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:49,708 What happened? 236 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,958 We have to push the car. 237 00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:04,041 Come on! 238 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:32,708 That's it. 239 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,416 Game over. 240 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,958 Maybe we should start from the school #3? 241 00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:45,500 There is a hill there. 242 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:55,666 So, Kuzia… 243 00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:58,041 Last shot? 244 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,208 Listen to me, you, Stalin-era rubbish, 245 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:09,166 either you're going to Berlin and become a part of the collection 246 00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:12,375 or you're not, and you'll be sold for scrap. 247 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,250 Got it? 248 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,541 Come on, guys. 249 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:54,916 Smart girl! 250 00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:58,333 - We're going West, man! - To Berlin! 251 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:47,083 I'm driving fast The Europe is waiting for me… 252 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,791 Three days may not be enough. 253 00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,000 Maybe it's for the best. 254 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,333 I was glad to go with Bard. 255 00:23:05,416 --> 00:23:08,291 He wouldn't bother me with questions. I was busy thinking. 256 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,125 After the "amatOurship"… 257 00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:13,208 the word itself is disgusting… 258 00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:16,125 I decided to quit music, so what? 259 00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:18,125 Everybody's in trade, why shouldn't I? 260 00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:23,916 The miners' protests in Donetsk continue. 261 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,166 You are listening to "Parliamentary wave". 262 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,375 I am so sick of the politics. 263 00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:32,625 They're just beating the air. It's been two years already. 264 00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:34,083 Aren't you tired of it? 265 00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:35,000 Crap! 266 00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:41,458 So? 267 00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:45,291 We're screwed. 268 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:57,666 Damn, get behind the wheel! 269 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,625 - I'll wind up and you hit the gas! - Okay! 270 00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:07,416 - Did you hit it? - You wound it, I hit it, right? 271 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,833 No! Hit and hold it. I'll wind one more time. 272 00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:16,375 Save the children! 273 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,833 Start pushing! 274 00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:22,416 - What? - Go there! 275 00:26:03,291 --> 00:26:05,458 I woke up early today 276 00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:07,750 I'll go to the mountains 277 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:11,291 I left my TV set 278 00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:16,541 I'm in the place where the wind Is blowing over the sea 279 00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:20,125 Tracing out letters over the water 280 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:23,250 Is it yours? 281 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,125 Yeah, write it down somewhere. 282 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:27,750 Did you call the customs? 283 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,416 Won't there be any problems? 284 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,875 Of course, my classmate Fedya works there, he knows everything. 285 00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:35,708 Okay. 286 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,041 The whole Ukraine is going to Poland today or what? 287 00:26:55,125 --> 00:26:58,208 No. It's Fedya's birthday today 288 00:26:58,291 --> 00:27:01,208 and the customs are a bit paralyzed. 289 00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,791 But Fedya promised to help us get through. 290 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,041 There he is. 291 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,875 The gate bar director. 292 00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:18,708 Hello, gentlemen! What do you have back there? 293 00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:20,291 It's all right, officer. 294 00:27:20,375 --> 00:27:21,583 Call Fedya. 295 00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:23,208 All right? 296 00:27:23,291 --> 00:27:24,916 Let's check it. 297 00:27:28,416 --> 00:27:29,416 Crap! 298 00:27:30,291 --> 00:27:32,541 Guys, you can't carry dead children. 299 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:33,750 It's a border. 300 00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:35,833 Pertovych! Why are you here? 301 00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:37,166 Get up! 302 00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:39,833 You'll miss all the toasts. 303 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:43,125 They won't dare! 304 00:27:48,791 --> 00:27:50,166 Hi, smugglers! 305 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,916 Where have you been? I've been waiting for you since morning. 306 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,500 Happy birthday, man! 307 00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:56,083 You got fat! 308 00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:57,500 It's because of the stress. 309 00:27:58,166 --> 00:27:59,916 Did you bring the kickback? 310 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:03,791 Listen… I'm broke. The buddy's paying for the fuel. 311 00:28:04,666 --> 00:28:05,875 You can't go like that. 312 00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:09,791 I'll bring everything on my way back. 313 00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:12,416 Cover the hand. 314 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:17,166 Give me that so that everybody sees it. 315 00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:19,833 Like you're giving a bribe. 316 00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:36,625 Please, accept this charitable donation. For the stationery. 317 00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:39,541 Okay, fine. I'll get broke having such friends. 318 00:28:42,041 --> 00:28:43,791 {\an8}CUSTOMS DECLARATION 319 00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:46,250 Thank you, man! 320 00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:48,833 I'm at the service of Ukrainian people! 321 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,333 - You're not feeling well? - What? 322 00:29:02,416 --> 00:29:05,791 Why do you keep fidgeting? You have to keep cool at the border. 323 00:29:06,916 --> 00:29:08,000 Like that? 324 00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:09,958 Sort of. 325 00:29:13,625 --> 00:29:14,833 What are we waiting for? 326 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,583 Turn off your Dinosaur. 327 00:29:17,666 --> 00:29:20,375 If I turn it off now, it won't start. Is that what you want? 328 00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:25,541 Turn off the engine. 329 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,666 Where are you going? 330 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,833 To Berlin, to a festival. 331 00:29:37,916 --> 00:29:39,666 One-man show. 332 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:43,958 The man in sunglasses is the actor. 333 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:47,250 The mannequins are for the stage design. 334 00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:49,666 And I'm his helper. 335 00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:00,291 He didn't care about the mannequins. 336 00:30:00,375 --> 00:30:02,291 He was looking for drugs. 337 00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:05,041 Show me what's there. 338 00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:16,333 But there could be anything, even a horse. 339 00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:18,375 And you'd have troubles finding it. 340 00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:28,083 You can go. 341 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,375 Thank you very much. 342 00:30:31,416 --> 00:30:33,958 Bard. You'll have to push the car. 343 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:37,958 If I take out the crank at Polish customs, we'll get deported for good. 344 00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:39,750 Of course. 345 00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:47,041 Drive, don't push it! 346 00:30:54,125 --> 00:30:55,916 Open! Hurry up! 347 00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:13,166 It's nuts! 348 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:58,791 Oops. 349 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:00,791 What's wrong? 350 00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:04,125 The fuel. 351 00:32:05,041 --> 00:32:06,625 Didn't you fill up the tank? 352 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:08,791 I thought we had enough. 353 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:15,125 That's a dead end, Kuzma. 354 00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:17,666 Someone will stop. 355 00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:19,291 No, no one will. 356 00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:22,083 In Poland, they don't stop for some strangers. 357 00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:23,458 Especially, for us. 358 00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:25,875 What if… 359 00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:28,125 you're a racketeer. 360 00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:38,541 Damn it! 361 00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:49,375 Kurwa! 362 00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:52,208 Where did this car come from? 363 00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:56,416 It's a tank, kurwa. 364 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,250 My uncle once got drunk 365 00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:01,208 and broke the neighbor’s fence driving a car like that. 366 00:33:01,291 --> 00:33:03,458 And it didn't even leave a scratch. 367 00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:09,291 It's not a tank. It's a Warszawa. 368 00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:11,375 That's what I was saying. 369 00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,125 These Polish people… 370 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:17,625 They don't get that their Warszawa is just a copy of our Pobeda. 371 00:33:18,416 --> 00:33:21,541 Can you hear them using "kurwa" all the time? 372 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,666 In our language we invented a comma instead of it. 373 00:33:27,791 --> 00:33:29,458 That's what I'm saying. 374 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,541 Kurwa. 375 00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:31,916 O, kurwa. 376 00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:51,958 Catch! 377 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,166 The battery's dead. 378 00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:07,291 What battery? 379 00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:10,916 Hey, where are you going? We need to get going. 380 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,500 Hey, boss. 381 00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:17,458 A racketeer from Ukraine? 382 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:19,541 I don't have money. 383 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:20,875 I don't need money. 384 00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:24,833 Can I take a look? 385 00:34:34,666 --> 00:34:36,375 The hose is damaged. 386 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:39,333 Wait. Here. 387 00:35:03,416 --> 00:35:04,333 Try it! 388 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:10,791 That's a song! 389 00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:14,708 You're a lifesaver. 390 00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:19,750 Wait. 391 00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:24,916 I'll get going, bye! 392 00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:27,208 Wait! 393 00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:34,958 I heard you like Polish ham in Ukraine. 394 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,708 You can sell it and earn some money. 395 00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:41,958 Thank you. 396 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:44,750 No, I should thank you. 397 00:35:47,416 --> 00:35:48,583 Beginner's luck. 398 00:35:54,416 --> 00:35:57,416 It's obvious now. 399 00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:59,333 I should be an entrepreneur. 400 00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:01,791 Or a businessman. 401 00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,541 Barbara will like it. 402 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:21,583 Ugh, when did you eat so much garlic? 403 00:36:21,666 --> 00:36:25,958 You were going around saying that lard and garlic are for losers. 404 00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:30,958 I didn't eat it. 405 00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:32,458 It's a cold remedy. 406 00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:35,000 Does it stink so much? 407 00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:36,958 Well, yeah. 408 00:36:42,041 --> 00:36:43,125 Ugh! 409 00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:46,666 No, close the door. 410 00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:48,958 I mean it, close the door. I'm not joking. 411 00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:55,875 Ugh! Holy garlic! 412 00:36:57,125 --> 00:37:01,000 It's fine. Maybe, it will scare off the fascists from your "Pobeda". 413 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,458 Car registration documents. 414 00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:29,250 Yes. 415 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,083 What's that? 416 00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:40,833 That's a car. 417 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:43,166 No, what's that? 418 00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,791 That's a registration certificate. 419 00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:57,375 I hated the words ending with -urück since I was a child. 420 00:37:57,458 --> 00:38:01,333 Our adventure was now showing signs of a force majeure. 421 00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,541 Stop eating chips at the customs. 422 00:38:09,625 --> 00:38:11,083 Don't panic. 423 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:13,958 You said it yourself we have to keep cool. 424 00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:22,708 Please, take a bit! 425 00:38:23,416 --> 00:38:25,000 He wants us to get out. 426 00:38:27,583 --> 00:38:28,625 Okay. 427 00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:55,125 Matilda! 428 00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:01,250 Come here! 429 00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:10,416 God, dear Lord, please save us… 430 00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,250 When did you become a believer? 431 00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:25,541 Are you afraid of dogs? 432 00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:33,708 Hey, little one. 433 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:38,458 You just smelled the chips? 434 00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:43,875 What are you doing! You'll eat all the chips. 435 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:46,333 No. 436 00:39:47,041 --> 00:39:51,375 If Matilda found nothing, let them go. 437 00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:15,375 Are you always so worried about your mannequins? 438 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,083 These are not just mannequins. 439 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:25,541 What are they then? Are there young terminators inside? 440 00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:30,375 No. 441 00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:35,333 There is Crimean Cannabis. 442 00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:37,500 Yeah, right. 443 00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:46,166 Are you serious? 444 00:40:50,791 --> 00:40:51,916 Man! 445 00:40:52,541 --> 00:40:54,000 We could end up in jail! 446 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:58,916 It's not that much pot, two years of probation tops. 447 00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:01,083 Are you nuts? 448 00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:04,625 You couldn't tell me? 449 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:09,375 Kuzia, if anything happened, I'd take the fall. 450 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:08,666 Look. 451 00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:11,416 Listen, Bard. 452 00:42:12,583 --> 00:42:14,166 Are you sure this is Berlin? 453 00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:18,666 Actually, this is Neukölln. 454 00:42:19,916 --> 00:42:23,958 Before the war, it was a really fancy district. 455 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:28,000 But then, they built this Berlin wall, 456 00:42:28,083 --> 00:42:32,750 and it became less popular among bruggers. 457 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:36,166 And immigrants started settling here. 458 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,041 Understand? 459 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:43,416 Hey! Hey you, Aladdin! Look where you're going! 460 00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:25,625 Tomas! Come here! 461 00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:30,375 Tomas is a yes man. 462 00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:40,875 Bard. 463 00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:44,666 - My dear friend! - Tomas. 464 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,458 Welcome! 465 00:43:49,291 --> 00:43:52,250 Tomas, this is Kuzma, my friend. 466 00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:55,291 Kuzma, this is Tomas, he's also my friend. 467 00:43:55,375 --> 00:43:56,875 - Yes? - Yes. One moment. 468 00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:01,666 Tomas, take these two mannequins. 469 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:06,041 Kuzma, two mannequins. 470 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:10,333 Tomas, one more. 471 00:44:12,041 --> 00:44:13,375 One mannequin for me. 472 00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:16,041 Welcome! 473 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:32,541 Listen, there are a lot of people here and everything is common property here. 474 00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:35,250 So, you can just find a free spot and crash there. 475 00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:36,666 Tomas have read too much Marks 476 00:44:36,750 --> 00:44:41,041 and thinks that his mission is to give shelter to all the travelers. 477 00:44:44,708 --> 00:44:46,291 Hey, homies! 478 00:44:47,041 --> 00:44:49,958 Damn! Go to hell, jerks. 479 00:44:50,041 --> 00:44:51,416 We're trying to sleep. 480 00:44:51,916 --> 00:44:52,916 Bastards. 481 00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:57,875 Crash here. 482 00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:08,041 I'm home. 483 00:45:20,708 --> 00:45:22,583 Hello, beautiful! 484 00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:26,333 Kuzma, thanks for the compliment. 485 00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:29,625 Aunt Natalka, could you get Barbara on the phone? 486 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:35,125 Listen, she's busy now. 487 00:45:35,708 --> 00:45:37,041 Okay. 488 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:39,666 Then tell her that I'll come back driving a Mercedes 489 00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:41,750 and I decided to quit music. 490 00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:45,166 I'll bring a batch of goods for sale, I'll be a businessman. 491 00:45:45,666 --> 00:45:47,625 What do you mean "quit music"? 492 00:45:48,208 --> 00:45:49,625 Where are you, Kuzia? 493 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,208 Hello? 494 00:45:59,291 --> 00:46:01,625 The subscriber cannot be reached at the moment. 495 00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:04,708 He's is outside of your love covered area. 496 00:46:15,291 --> 00:46:17,708 Hey! Stay away from the car! 497 00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:32,625 Are you out of your mind, badgers? 498 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:33,916 Get off the car! 499 00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:42,416 I'll tear your liver out and feed it to the dogs! 500 00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:47,125 Why do you mess with him all alone? 501 00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:48,833 Don't you see they have protection? 502 00:46:48,916 --> 00:46:51,791 Keep cool and your time will come. 503 00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:53,958 Let's get out of here. 504 00:46:58,291 --> 00:46:59,291 Thank you. 505 00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:03,916 They won't come back until the evening, that's for sure. 506 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,250 Tomas. 507 00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:06,500 Bard. 508 00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:09,416 Dude, when are we going to exchange Pobeda for a Mercedes? 509 00:47:10,041 --> 00:47:13,750 They won't be back until the evening, but after darkness… 510 00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:17,208 Kuzia, let me show you Berlin, what do you think? 511 00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:18,708 See you, man. 512 00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,041 See you. 513 00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:21,708 Bye. 514 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:48,791 Damn it! 515 00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:50,958 Then just leave it. 516 00:48:52,958 --> 00:48:58,500 Tomas, can you watch this car? Yeah? 517 00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:02,666 We'll be back soon. 518 00:49:03,916 --> 00:49:07,500 Yes, sure thing, no problem. 519 00:49:09,875 --> 00:49:12,166 - Of course! - Well of course! 520 00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,708 Why are you sitting? Take them. 521 00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:31,375 Wow, what characters! 522 00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:36,750 Hello. 523 00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:40,458 Excuse me. 524 00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:41,750 - Step away. - Sorry. 525 00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:44,833 Make way, stripper. 526 00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:49,833 Look, we're like ships. 527 00:50:51,541 --> 00:50:52,833 Kuzma… 528 00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:53,916 Sorry. 529 00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:56,375 Excuse me. 530 00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:03,291 Wow! 531 00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:05,000 Excuse me. 532 00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:07,291 Sorry. 533 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,083 Glory to Jesus. 534 00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:14,958 Frankenstein, step back. 535 00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:16,958 Excuse me. 536 00:51:17,791 --> 00:51:18,750 Sorry. 537 00:51:19,291 --> 00:51:20,375 Good evening! 538 00:51:21,916 --> 00:51:23,083 Is Johann here? 539 00:51:24,541 --> 00:51:25,541 Come in. 540 00:51:30,375 --> 00:51:31,791 Good evening, gentlemen! 541 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:45,166 Hello, friend. You want something? 542 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,333 Listen, Bard. 543 00:51:54,416 --> 00:51:56,375 What does this Johann do? 544 00:51:56,958 --> 00:51:58,833 He is an art director in here, 545 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:00,916 buys the mannequins. 546 00:53:16,666 --> 00:53:18,250 Good! 547 00:53:19,541 --> 00:53:21,250 This is good… 548 00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:25,916 Of course, it's good! 549 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,333 It's Crimean. 550 00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:31,250 And Crimea is a Ukrainian Columbia. 551 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:33,458 Got it? 552 00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:50,083 Okay, but no more mannequins. 553 00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:51,916 What do you mean? 554 00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:57,166 My friends have already planted a whole plot of land. 555 00:53:58,166 --> 00:54:00,541 Sorry, but Romanians sell for half the price. 556 00:54:01,125 --> 00:54:02,375 Romanians? 557 00:54:02,458 --> 00:54:07,250 Our cannabis is the best in Europe, understand? 558 00:54:10,041 --> 00:54:12,000 Our people don't care. 559 00:54:16,958 --> 00:54:17,875 Fascist. 560 00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:20,416 I still need him to exchange my Pobeda. 561 00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:21,500 It's not him. 562 00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:24,750 Excuse me, Johann. 563 00:54:25,541 --> 00:54:26,833 Where is Karsten? 564 00:54:27,750 --> 00:54:29,000 He wasn't here today. 565 00:54:36,791 --> 00:54:40,125 Damn it, dude! Two years of probation you said? Hey! 566 00:54:41,041 --> 00:54:45,375 There are tons of pot! We could go to jail for 18 years! 567 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:47,083 - But we didn't. - Cool! 568 00:54:47,666 --> 00:54:49,541 - You're welcome! - Hey! 569 00:54:50,333 --> 00:54:54,833 I could have ended up in jail for half of my life because of your drugs! 570 00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:57,958 Maybe you should have told me about the risks beforehand, no?! 571 00:54:58,041 --> 00:55:00,666 Calm down! Do you think I'm a child? 572 00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:03,291 I settled everything with our police a long time ago. 573 00:55:03,375 --> 00:55:07,375 I they had arrested you, they would have put you in a holding cell for two months. 574 00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:11,000 We'd give them 300 bucks and that's it! It's a waste of money, of course! 575 00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:13,375 What do you mean "put me in a holding cell"? 576 00:55:15,083 --> 00:55:16,333 It's your car, isn't it? 577 00:56:04,416 --> 00:56:07,166 No! Leave me alone! 578 00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:11,541 Hello! 579 00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:12,666 Hey! 580 00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,000 Let her go! 581 00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:17,916 I'm talking to you! Both of you! Go away! 582 00:56:43,416 --> 00:56:44,958 I know where Karsten is. 583 00:56:49,125 --> 00:56:50,458 It was for me! 584 00:57:15,291 --> 00:57:19,500 It was the first and the only time when I got hammered on drugs. 585 00:57:54,125 --> 00:57:56,875 Actually, it was the only time when I tried this stuff. 586 00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:59,583 I'd say that it was awful and so on… 587 00:57:59,666 --> 00:58:02,375 But I just didn't remember anything. 588 00:58:02,458 --> 00:58:03,583 Are you okay? 589 00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:09,375 Where's Bard? 590 00:58:11,291 --> 00:58:12,750 Where is my friend? 591 00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:16,500 Inside. He said he'd come in a minute. 592 00:58:18,458 --> 00:58:19,458 And… 593 00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:22,625 Where are we? 594 00:58:23,958 --> 00:58:25,583 By the club. 595 00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,750 So, what is your name? 596 00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:34,083 Den. 597 00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:35,250 Den? 598 00:58:35,833 --> 00:58:38,291 Deniz. It means "sea" in Turkish. 599 00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:41,166 Okay. 600 00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:44,500 So, what is a Turkish girl doing in a night club? 601 00:58:45,375 --> 00:58:46,541 So what? 602 00:58:47,208 --> 00:58:49,500 I'm a modern free girl, understand? 603 00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:50,500 Okay. 604 00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:52,166 Hey, Romeo. 605 00:58:53,416 --> 00:58:55,708 Let's go inside. They say Karsten is here. 606 00:58:56,791 --> 00:58:58,166 Let's get inside. 607 00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:14,000 Berd! What does this Karsten actually do in life? 608 00:59:14,916 --> 00:59:16,291 Kuzia, are you serious? 609 00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:18,833 I was telling you about him for the last half hour. 610 00:59:20,125 --> 00:59:21,250 Anyway… 611 00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:25,958 So, in Soviet times he was a translator from Russian. 612 00:59:26,041 --> 00:59:28,083 Are you sure he'll be up for the exchange? 613 00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:29,000 Don't fret. 614 00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:35,333 Bard, I hope there'll be no more scams. 615 00:59:51,041 --> 00:59:52,416 Hi, Bruno! 616 00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:56,375 Did you like Karsten's friend? 617 01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:13,833 Hi, Karsten! 618 01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:40,541 You play like a real professional. 619 01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:42,666 Yeah, he's good. 620 01:00:49,458 --> 01:00:50,583 Come on… 621 01:00:53,166 --> 01:00:55,083 This is a real deal. 622 01:00:56,375 --> 01:00:57,791 Stratocaster. 623 01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:00,916 How much? 624 01:01:01,958 --> 01:01:03,958 I don't sell guitars. 625 01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:06,583 I get it. 626 01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:11,541 I quit music anyway. 627 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:17,208 And I never said I was exchanging Mercedez for Pobeda. 628 01:01:18,958 --> 01:01:20,583 What do you mean? 629 01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:22,750 I heard it myself. 630 01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:28,958 I said I knew a man who can exchange Pobeda for Mercedez. 631 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,875 Enjoy yourself! 632 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:33,208 Cheers. 633 01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:34,916 Cheers. 634 01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:38,916 Listen. 635 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,833 And that guy… 636 01:01:41,416 --> 01:01:43,541 Are you sure he'll be up for the exchange? 637 01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:44,833 Rudi? 638 01:01:45,416 --> 01:01:46,666 Let's go see him. 639 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,291 I saw him here today. 640 01:01:54,125 --> 01:01:55,916 Is he dead or alive? 641 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,541 What happened to him? Is he alive? 642 01:01:58,625 --> 01:02:00,916 He is. A bit. 643 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,708 He got high as a kite. 644 01:02:04,208 --> 01:02:07,208 What should we do? Maybe we should call an ambulance? 645 01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:10,250 Yeah? Maybe the local police too? 646 01:02:10,333 --> 01:02:12,666 So all of these freaks would lynch us. 647 01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:15,333 We just need to wait for this body to wake up. 648 01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:17,291 Yeah, or kick the bucket. 649 01:02:19,375 --> 01:02:20,375 Hey! 650 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:24,125 Someone half passes here all the time. 651 01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:26,083 There should be some antidotes here. 652 01:02:26,166 --> 01:02:27,583 The girl is right. 653 01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,583 - Crap! - Let's get out of here. 654 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,416 We have to find an antidote! 655 01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:01,416 Naloxone, Naloxone? 656 01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:02,583 It must help. 657 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,416 - Do you know how to give an injection? - Only to myself. 658 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,666 I know how. I made it to my grandpa. 659 01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:12,166 You made your grandfather in… 660 01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:14,916 Did you give your grandfather an injection in vein? 661 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,583 Yes, in the buttocks. 662 01:03:54,625 --> 01:03:57,125 I loved them all so much in that moment. 663 01:03:57,208 --> 01:04:00,583 As if I knew them my whole life. And there was no one dearer to me. 664 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,333 Plus I was drunk as a skunk. 665 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,291 What should we do next? 666 01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:11,583 Let's go, I'll introduce you to the musicians. 667 01:04:12,666 --> 01:04:14,875 I'll wait until he gets back to reality. 668 01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:25,875 Wow. 669 01:04:26,791 --> 01:04:28,250 Did Depeche Mode perform here? 670 01:04:28,333 --> 01:04:30,583 No, they were resting here. 671 01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:32,750 They performed in the Friedrichstadt-Palast. 672 01:04:32,833 --> 01:04:36,166 - Have you been there? - Of course. I paid 300 marks. 673 01:04:36,250 --> 01:04:38,625 Had to buy it from a reseller. 674 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,458 I'm a huge fan! 675 01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:44,208 They inspire me. 676 01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:48,916 Inspire to sell ham? 677 01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:53,000 Why are you standing here, let's go. 678 01:05:03,250 --> 01:05:04,333 Hi, Eric! 679 01:05:04,416 --> 01:05:05,458 Hi! 680 01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:08,875 This is Eric, my friend. Let's go. I'll introduce you. 681 01:05:12,833 --> 01:05:15,416 This is Kuzma, my friend from Ukraine. 682 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:16,583 He's a rock musician. 683 01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:18,291 Oh, a colleague. 684 01:05:18,875 --> 01:05:20,375 Let's play together. 685 01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:23,000 No, guys, I gave up music. 686 01:05:23,083 --> 01:05:24,750 I don't even have a guitar. 687 01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:26,250 It's not a problem. 688 01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:28,541 You can take mine. 689 01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:51,416 That was the moment when I realized that I could not escape it. 690 01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:54,166 I'll find common ground with anyone as long as there is music. 691 01:06:54,250 --> 01:06:57,291 And I'll be able to do whatever I wish. No limits. 692 01:07:14,666 --> 01:07:16,875 It's not so important how many fans you have. 693 01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:19,541 If these five people gave you their hearts. 694 01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:22,500 And music is everything. 695 01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,333 Polish ham? Who am I kidding. 696 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,416 It was amazing. 697 01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:12,458 Yeah. 698 01:08:15,333 --> 01:08:18,708 You're fucking sexy! You're a rock star! 699 01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:22,750 Why did you quit? You have a talent. 700 01:08:24,416 --> 01:08:26,916 Karsten, that's just thanks to your guitar. 701 01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:34,083 We can go. 702 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:54,500 Kuzma. 703 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:55,916 Yes. 704 01:08:58,125 --> 01:09:01,166 Rudi is very grateful that you saved his life. 705 01:09:02,458 --> 01:09:04,916 And I convinced him to switch cars. 706 01:09:08,166 --> 01:09:09,208 Yes, Rudi? 707 01:09:09,291 --> 01:09:10,375 Rud, Rudi… 708 01:09:11,041 --> 01:09:13,416 - Yes. Yes. - Yes. 709 01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:16,458 Let's go then. We have to go home in a few hours. 710 01:09:16,541 --> 01:09:18,666 I have a concert tomorrow in the evening. 711 01:09:20,750 --> 01:09:21,833 Cool! 712 01:09:21,916 --> 01:09:22,916 Right. 713 01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:26,166 How are we going to get there? 714 01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:33,916 Den, where are you from? 715 01:09:34,416 --> 01:09:36,791 Kreuzberg. Hermannplatz, 4. 716 01:09:36,875 --> 01:09:39,458 Kreuzberg? Little Istanbul! 717 01:09:40,166 --> 01:09:41,666 That's not far from us. 718 01:09:59,583 --> 01:10:02,041 All right. Thank you, guys. 719 01:10:02,875 --> 01:10:04,208 Goodbye! 720 01:10:04,291 --> 01:10:05,375 Bye, Den. 721 01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:10,083 - Bye, Kuzma. - Bye, Den. It was nice to meet you. 722 01:10:10,166 --> 01:10:12,375 Nice… to what? 723 01:10:13,291 --> 01:10:15,833 Get out, say a proper goodbye. 724 01:10:18,166 --> 01:10:20,000 Don't worry. I won't tell Barbara. 725 01:10:30,375 --> 01:10:33,208 Okay. I'll try to help. 726 01:10:36,458 --> 01:10:38,625 One… two… three. 727 01:10:44,208 --> 01:10:45,291 Well… 728 01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:47,875 Thank you for helping me. 729 01:10:51,708 --> 01:10:53,833 You're a really pretty girl. 730 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,250 I was glad to help you. 731 01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:02,750 I have to go. 732 01:11:03,541 --> 01:11:04,458 I understand. 733 01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:09,875 Maybe we'll see you later? 734 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:12,416 Yeah. 735 01:11:23,541 --> 01:11:24,458 Bye, Den. 736 01:11:24,541 --> 01:11:25,500 Bye. 737 01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:43,916 What? 738 01:11:45,458 --> 01:11:46,666 Did you take her number? 739 01:11:48,166 --> 01:11:49,625 Let's go. 740 01:12:34,583 --> 01:12:35,750 Oh, God! 741 01:12:37,583 --> 01:12:39,166 What the hell is that? 742 01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:44,083 Beasts! 743 01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,375 Freaking animals! 744 01:12:49,250 --> 01:12:51,875 Tomas! How could you let this happen? 745 01:12:53,166 --> 01:12:55,125 - What? - You can shove your what! 746 01:12:55,208 --> 01:12:57,291 Look what these freaks did! 747 01:13:03,458 --> 01:13:04,708 That's a complete garbage. 748 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:06,500 This is not a car. 749 01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:09,166 I won't take it. 750 01:13:11,041 --> 01:13:12,416 We're screwed. 751 01:13:13,666 --> 01:13:15,333 Bastards! 752 01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:25,791 Hey! Son of the jackal! You're dead. 753 01:13:26,666 --> 01:13:27,666 This can't be good. 754 01:13:29,416 --> 01:13:30,666 What are you doing? 755 01:13:32,333 --> 01:13:33,416 Tomas! 756 01:13:34,125 --> 01:13:35,125 Tomas! 757 01:13:36,875 --> 01:13:38,666 Tomas! Help us! Tomas! Tomas! 758 01:13:38,750 --> 01:13:41,250 What have you done? How will I get home? 759 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:42,541 I have a concert! 760 01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:44,458 How did you even do it? 761 01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:46,291 Dear Mother! 762 01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:48,250 What did you say about my mother? 763 01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:03,000 Eat this! 764 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,375 Sorry, Kuzma, I don't do well with the police. 765 01:14:54,791 --> 01:14:56,875 We need some real help here. 766 01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:15,416 So, the police were going somewhere else. 767 01:15:19,041 --> 01:15:20,416 I'm going to bed. 768 01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:23,250 Yeah. 769 01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:38,958 I knew that Yatsyk and Lesyk would be expecting me this evening. 770 01:15:39,041 --> 01:15:40,791 Barbara would be expecting me. 771 01:15:40,875 --> 01:15:42,458 Maybe even some fans. 772 01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:46,750 But I had no idea how to get to Lviv. 773 01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:50,458 So I decided to think and to eat. 774 01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:55,208 How can you eat here, dude? 775 01:15:57,333 --> 01:15:58,958 I don't know, was really hungry. 776 01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:04,208 You've eaten the ham that'd cost 300 bucks, yeah? 777 01:16:05,416 --> 01:16:06,416 No. 778 01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,750 Around 5.50 for now. 779 01:16:11,291 --> 01:16:14,291 Mom! Somebody help! Guys! 780 01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:17,125 Could you help me? Help me, please. 781 01:16:17,208 --> 01:16:18,125 What happened? 782 01:16:18,208 --> 01:16:21,791 - Help my mom! Help her! - Where is your mom? 783 01:16:49,458 --> 01:16:51,375 That was a success… 784 01:16:51,458 --> 01:16:53,583 I never followed through on anything, 785 01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:56,750 I didn't get a new car, the old one had some shit all over it, 786 01:16:56,833 --> 01:16:58,916 I was not gonna make it to the concert, 787 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,166 and now they were going to make me into ham. 788 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,875 What the hell? 789 01:17:13,291 --> 01:17:14,250 Alyosha, translate. 790 01:17:16,416 --> 01:17:19,666 Sir Mehmed says that he's very disappointed. 791 01:17:19,750 --> 01:17:21,833 You don't act like this when you're a guest. 792 01:17:21,916 --> 01:17:26,125 You dared to raise a hand against Sir Mehmed's nephew and his friends. 793 01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:28,416 They shit on my car! 794 01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:30,125 Translate it! 795 01:17:35,958 --> 01:17:38,625 My nephew said you were threatening him. What's your version? 796 01:17:40,458 --> 01:17:44,041 Mehmed is not a killer. He's just an entrepreneur. 797 01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:46,583 He sells clothes, shoes and so on. 798 01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:49,666 But what he cares about most is his family's honor. 799 01:17:49,750 --> 01:17:53,041 That's why you will die like dogs. 800 01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:55,833 Are you out of your mind? 801 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,125 Alyosha! What does it mean? 802 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:00,500 Let us go! 803 01:18:01,666 --> 01:18:04,916 If you don't want to start a dialogue, I'll have to take extreme measures. 804 01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:09,291 Sir Mehmed asks if you have a last wish. 805 01:18:10,666 --> 01:18:13,916 Yeah! I want his nephew to eat the shit he left on my car! 806 01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:19,875 Give them a good scare and then we'll talk. 807 01:18:20,375 --> 01:18:21,333 Sorry, my friend. 808 01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:25,250 We'll have to cut off your head. 809 01:18:27,125 --> 01:18:28,875 Wait! Wait! 810 01:18:31,625 --> 01:18:32,750 Hey! 811 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,625 Are you nuts? 812 01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:38,583 Boss! You're a grown man! 813 01:18:39,250 --> 01:18:41,666 Alyosha, stop him! 814 01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:44,708 Fine, they don't have to eat the shit! 815 01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:54,750 - Good morning, dad! - Good morning, daughter! 816 01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:59,041 Can you give me some money for a taxi. I overslept and I'm late for university. 817 01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:00,833 - Yes, sure. - Den? 818 01:19:00,916 --> 01:19:02,000 Kuzma? 819 01:19:02,083 --> 01:19:03,625 How do you know this rude man? 820 01:19:03,708 --> 01:19:06,333 Dad! He saved me from attackers yesterday in the evening. 821 01:19:06,416 --> 01:19:10,166 What attackers? Why were you alone outside? 822 01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:14,875 I was coming back home from the library, two people attacked me, 823 01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:18,208 and this brave man saved me from them. 824 01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:20,291 Untie this guy. 825 01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:22,625 - What about his friend? - And his friend. 826 01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:36,291 Hi, Kuzma! 827 01:19:37,875 --> 01:19:39,291 How are you? 828 01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:41,750 Thank you! I'm fine, damn it. 829 01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:45,458 Apologize and ask how to thank him. 830 01:19:45,541 --> 01:19:48,833 For saving the honor of Sir Mehmed's only daughter, 831 01:19:49,708 --> 01:19:52,916 Sir Mehmed would like to offer his sincere apologies. 832 01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:55,625 And he asks: what would you like to get? 833 01:19:57,625 --> 01:20:01,083 I want my car to be as good as new. Get it? 834 01:20:04,791 --> 01:20:06,583 Maybe he wants something special? 835 01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:10,083 Maybe you have a special wish? 836 01:20:20,375 --> 01:20:23,000 Tights. For my girlfriend. 837 01:20:23,916 --> 01:20:24,916 And… 838 01:20:27,125 --> 01:20:29,208 can I get my glasses back? 839 01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:35,166 Thank you. 840 01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:42,708 You have a girlfriend, Kuzma? 841 01:20:43,208 --> 01:20:44,208 Yes. 842 01:20:44,958 --> 01:20:46,708 Her name is Barbara. 843 01:20:48,875 --> 01:20:50,125 Have a good trip. 844 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:57,291 I wish they'd had cut your balls off. 845 01:21:30,750 --> 01:21:31,958 This is for you. 846 01:21:35,666 --> 01:21:37,333 Couldn't you ask for a Mercedez? 847 01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:40,000 Was that an option? 848 01:21:40,541 --> 01:21:42,250 It was nice to meet you. 849 01:21:43,375 --> 01:21:44,583 I've no doubts. 850 01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:22,250 Karsten! 851 01:22:29,125 --> 01:22:31,041 I wanted to say thank you. 852 01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:32,625 For saving me. 853 01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:36,208 This is for you. 854 01:22:36,958 --> 01:22:39,083 No, no. It's too expensive. 855 01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:42,458 No. A new model comes out this week. 856 01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:44,416 I've already ordered it. 857 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:46,083 Take it. 858 01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:49,416 Take it. 859 01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:50,833 Thank you! 860 01:22:50,916 --> 01:22:52,000 Man! 861 01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:57,208 Thanks. 862 01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:00,208 Hey, boss! 863 01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:02,416 Done! 864 01:23:15,750 --> 01:23:16,750 Good. 865 01:23:20,750 --> 01:23:21,750 Good. 866 01:23:29,708 --> 01:23:30,958 What happened? 867 01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:37,291 Oh, I get it. 868 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:46,250 Well… 869 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,166 Thank you, guys! 870 01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:53,750 You can go. 871 01:23:58,041 --> 01:23:59,250 Badgers. 872 01:24:07,291 --> 01:24:08,750 That's all we've got. 873 01:24:08,833 --> 01:24:09,958 It's fine. 874 01:24:11,791 --> 01:24:13,625 Barbara will use it for decades. 875 01:24:22,875 --> 01:24:23,708 Very good! 876 01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:26,583 Guys! 877 01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:29,583 Just look at this beauty! 878 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:32,791 Let's go to Rudi. 879 01:24:33,666 --> 01:24:37,375 - Maybe he'll take it for a Mercedez. - We can try. 880 01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:51,666 Karsten! Who owns this? 881 01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:01,583 This? 882 01:25:02,166 --> 01:25:03,708 Nobody owns it. 883 01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:09,958 The owners put it here, so that anyone in need could take it. 884 01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:14,250 - I'm in need. - Calm down. We don't have time. 885 01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:31,583 I can have whatever I want? 886 01:25:32,291 --> 01:25:33,541 Hi, Rudi! 887 01:25:36,041 --> 01:25:37,416 Hello! It's me! 888 01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:39,375 Look! 889 01:25:40,166 --> 01:25:41,875 We fixed the car! 890 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:48,250 Maybe… how to say it… we change? 891 01:26:01,083 --> 01:26:02,083 No. 892 01:26:04,291 --> 01:26:05,916 It's not even running. 893 01:26:07,041 --> 01:26:08,833 Oh my God! Honey! 894 01:26:08,916 --> 01:26:11,541 I can't believe this Warszawa is for me! 895 01:26:12,791 --> 01:26:15,291 It was my dream! Thank you! 896 01:26:17,291 --> 01:26:19,541 I wanted it so much! 897 01:26:19,625 --> 01:26:23,041 I'll be very grateful to you! 898 01:26:24,166 --> 01:26:26,500 - I'll do everything for you, dear. - For me? 899 01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:27,666 Sure! 900 01:26:27,750 --> 01:26:29,041 Cool! 901 01:26:34,666 --> 01:26:35,666 Okay. 902 01:26:36,333 --> 01:26:38,458 Let's go. I'll show you the Mercedez. 903 01:26:41,583 --> 01:26:44,500 My grandpa had exactly the same. 904 01:26:59,416 --> 01:27:00,500 Here it is. 905 01:27:01,541 --> 01:27:02,791 My collection. 906 01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:08,041 A small part of it. 907 01:27:20,416 --> 01:27:21,625 Cool. 908 01:27:23,125 --> 01:27:24,291 And where is Mercedez? 909 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:32,541 There you go. 910 01:27:40,666 --> 01:27:43,458 Well… 911 01:27:45,083 --> 01:27:46,291 a Mercedez. 912 01:27:55,416 --> 01:27:57,500 Man… A Mercedez? 913 01:27:58,291 --> 01:27:59,458 Mercedez 600. 914 01:28:01,833 --> 01:28:03,291 Dude, it's a Mercedez! 915 01:28:14,958 --> 01:28:16,041 A Mercedez! 916 01:28:21,041 --> 01:28:22,041 Hello. 917 01:28:32,583 --> 01:28:34,041 Be a good girl. 918 01:28:36,916 --> 01:28:38,833 Kuzma! A Mercedez! 919 01:28:41,041 --> 01:28:43,083 I'm sorry! One moment! 920 01:28:43,166 --> 01:28:44,166 Karsten! 921 01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:45,875 Yes, mister. 922 01:28:45,958 --> 01:28:48,791 Bard! Don't just sit there. Open the trunk. 923 01:28:53,708 --> 01:28:54,875 Fantastic! 924 01:28:54,958 --> 01:28:56,500 Look at all this space. 925 01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:01,166 Karsten! You will help me. And you will wait. 926 01:29:03,958 --> 01:29:04,875 Bard! 927 01:29:05,958 --> 01:29:07,583 Don't embarrass yourself! 928 01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:13,500 Okay… 929 01:29:17,208 --> 01:29:19,416 - Thank you very much! - You're welcome! 930 01:29:20,208 --> 01:29:21,666 That's a good deal. 931 01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:24,541 Yeah, for sure. 932 01:29:27,250 --> 01:29:29,375 Kuzma! Help us! 933 01:29:29,458 --> 01:29:31,791 Why are you standing there? Get the car over here! 934 01:29:51,958 --> 01:29:54,500 That's it? Can we go now? 935 01:29:55,041 --> 01:29:57,625 Well, if they don't need the mannequins anymore… 936 01:29:58,416 --> 01:30:00,125 I'll be selling second hand stuff. 937 01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:02,375 That's gonna be a goldmine! 938 01:30:04,750 --> 01:30:05,750 Kuzma, 939 01:30:06,250 --> 01:30:08,083 you should continue making music. 940 01:30:10,958 --> 01:30:12,625 And I will be "making" business. 941 01:30:13,666 --> 01:30:14,625 I know. 942 01:30:14,708 --> 01:30:16,208 Let's go, business. 943 01:30:28,166 --> 01:30:30,416 That's a great musician from Ukraine. 944 01:31:30,875 --> 01:31:33,375 Damn! We'll be waiting for a week here. 945 01:31:33,458 --> 01:31:34,791 I have a concert. 946 01:31:43,875 --> 01:31:45,208 Kuzia, look! 947 01:31:48,958 --> 01:31:50,208 Racketeers. 948 01:31:50,291 --> 01:31:51,458 Muggers. 949 01:31:52,083 --> 01:31:53,250 What should we do? 950 01:31:54,625 --> 01:31:56,458 If they ask, we don't have anything. 951 01:32:11,666 --> 01:32:14,541 Greetings from Lublin-Lviv brigade. 952 01:32:14,625 --> 01:32:16,625 What do you have in your truck, yobbos? 953 01:32:16,708 --> 01:32:17,750 What do you care? 954 01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:22,375 We control who's passing through here. You have to pay us 200 zlotys. Got it? 955 01:32:22,875 --> 01:32:24,166 We don't have any dough! 956 01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:28,250 Then give us your goods. 957 01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:30,750 That's some trash from the junkyard, fellas. 958 01:32:30,833 --> 01:32:33,833 You'll find the fellas on a playground! We're guys. 959 01:32:33,916 --> 01:32:37,125 - That's really some trash, guys. - Just open your truck, man. 960 01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:39,666 We'll take a look at your trash. 961 01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:41,458 Come on! 962 01:32:48,250 --> 01:32:51,083 - Wow. That's one hell of a TV. - Take it. 963 01:32:51,708 --> 01:32:53,500 Take the plant. Come on. 964 01:32:59,500 --> 01:33:01,125 My business is doomed. 965 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:07,291 Better belly burst than good drink lost. 966 01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:09,958 Yobbos. 967 01:33:10,041 --> 01:33:12,666 I won't give away the guitar! It's a very personal thing. 968 01:33:12,750 --> 01:33:14,666 And I won't give away the tights either! 969 01:33:14,750 --> 01:33:17,083 Is this also a personal thing? 970 01:33:19,333 --> 01:33:20,916 Are you a muso? 971 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:22,000 Yes. 972 01:33:22,833 --> 01:33:23,750 Fine. 973 01:33:24,333 --> 01:33:27,083 All right. We already have some presents from you. 974 01:33:27,166 --> 01:33:31,833 You can keep one thing: either the guitar or the tights. 975 01:33:34,083 --> 01:33:35,291 Bard. 976 01:33:35,375 --> 01:33:37,708 I promised Barbara to get red tights. 977 01:33:37,791 --> 01:33:39,708 Maybe, the hell with this guitar? 978 01:33:40,416 --> 01:33:41,875 Are you crazy? 979 01:33:41,958 --> 01:33:44,166 Keep the guitar. I'll find you the tights. 980 01:33:44,833 --> 01:33:45,916 I promise. 981 01:33:47,583 --> 01:33:48,583 Fine. 982 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,333 Give me back the guitar. 983 01:33:54,583 --> 01:33:55,583 Let's go. 984 01:34:00,958 --> 01:34:03,583 Hey! Fellas, Guys! 985 01:34:04,500 --> 01:34:06,666 Why are you running away if you're so cool? 986 01:34:08,208 --> 01:34:11,083 You promised to help me to get ahead of the line. 987 01:34:11,166 --> 01:34:12,291 And now what? 988 01:34:13,250 --> 01:34:16,333 - He's got some balls. - If we don't help him, we'll "get soiled". 989 01:34:16,416 --> 01:34:18,666 Yeah… people will stop forking out. 990 01:34:22,625 --> 01:34:25,666 Sure, kiddo! We'll take care of it. 991 01:34:25,750 --> 01:34:28,875 Kolya the sledgehammer walks the talk. 992 01:34:36,333 --> 01:34:40,000 Kiddo, I'll go first and you'll follow me. Got it? 993 01:34:40,083 --> 01:34:43,791 I'll leave you near the border guard. He'll know everything. 994 01:34:58,125 --> 01:34:59,166 Get in. 995 01:35:37,458 --> 01:35:39,083 - Hey, hey! - Hello! 996 01:35:39,583 --> 01:35:41,000 You got the wheels? 997 01:35:41,083 --> 01:35:42,375 A Mercedez. 998 01:35:42,458 --> 01:35:44,375 I see. Congrats! 999 01:35:44,458 --> 01:35:45,500 Thank you! 1000 01:35:45,583 --> 01:35:47,625 Listen, can you hurry up with the paperwork? 1001 01:35:47,708 --> 01:35:50,125 I'm late to a concert. 1002 01:35:50,208 --> 01:35:52,875 Congrats! According to Ukrainian legislation 1003 01:35:52,958 --> 01:35:55,083 your Mercedez can't be cleared. 1004 01:35:55,166 --> 01:35:57,541 Because it's older than 10 years. 1005 01:35:57,625 --> 01:35:59,083 Since when do we have this rule? 1006 01:35:59,166 --> 01:36:01,541 Well, the law became effective yesterday. 1007 01:36:02,125 --> 01:36:03,916 - Fedya, are you kidding? - Listen! 1008 01:36:05,125 --> 01:36:07,625 There's got to be a way to get through, right? 1009 01:36:07,708 --> 01:36:10,750 You must have come up with something already. 1010 01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:15,875 Fedya, let's be straight, how much does the car clearing cost? 1011 01:36:15,958 --> 01:36:17,291 I'll pay for it. 1012 01:36:18,125 --> 01:36:19,083 Bard! 1013 01:36:20,041 --> 01:36:21,000 Bard! 1014 01:36:21,083 --> 01:36:22,916 Lend me some money. I'll give it back. 1015 01:36:28,625 --> 01:36:29,708 Some more. 1016 01:36:33,708 --> 01:36:34,625 Here! 1017 01:36:35,666 --> 01:36:37,166 Does everybody see it? 1018 01:36:37,250 --> 01:36:38,875 Show must go on! 1019 01:36:38,958 --> 01:36:40,041 Take it. 1020 01:36:40,666 --> 01:36:42,666 Calm down. 1021 01:36:42,750 --> 01:36:45,375 We'll register that the car is in transit and that's it. 1022 01:36:45,458 --> 01:36:47,041 Everyone will be doing like that. 1023 01:36:51,250 --> 01:36:52,333 Crap! 1024 01:36:53,291 --> 01:36:54,625 Now I got into debt. 1025 01:36:54,708 --> 01:36:55,916 This Mercedez… 1026 01:36:57,375 --> 01:36:58,750 When Barbara sees it… 1027 01:37:00,541 --> 01:37:01,541 Bard. 1028 01:37:02,125 --> 01:37:05,125 Will you at least get me those red tights that you promised? 1029 01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:07,000 Bard! 1030 01:37:16,375 --> 01:37:18,708 You're a sharp cookie! 1031 01:37:20,791 --> 01:37:22,500 Kuzia! Are you out of your mind? 1032 01:37:22,583 --> 01:37:24,083 Yes. Are you out of your mind? 1033 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:28,166 Someone has a concert in two hours and you're kissing here. 1034 01:37:28,250 --> 01:37:31,208 Barbara, what are you doing here? 1035 01:37:31,750 --> 01:37:33,875 I knew that you'd be back for the concert. 1036 01:37:34,541 --> 01:37:36,375 Sorry, there's no orchestra. 1037 01:37:36,458 --> 01:37:38,541 The guys are busy, they have a rehearsal. 1038 01:37:44,583 --> 01:37:45,666 My love… 1039 01:37:48,125 --> 01:37:50,833 this is for you, the red ones, as promised. 1040 01:38:04,375 --> 01:38:05,458 Is it yours? 1041 01:38:06,708 --> 01:38:07,708 Yes. 1042 01:38:12,875 --> 01:38:14,041 Will you give me a ride? 1043 01:39:48,166 --> 01:39:50,250 Thank you very much! 1044 01:39:50,791 --> 01:39:53,666 I still had jitters before the concert. 1045 01:39:53,750 --> 01:39:56,833 But after our awesome trip I knew for sure 1046 01:39:56,916 --> 01:39:58,875 that my choice was right. 1047 01:39:58,958 --> 01:40:00,416 Plus, all tickets were sold out. 1048 01:40:00,500 --> 01:40:03,208 So, maybe we'll earn something with this amatOurship. 1049 01:40:03,708 --> 01:40:05,791 I never got used to that word. 1050 01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:07,625 Congrats! 1051 01:40:07,708 --> 01:40:09,458 Congrats! Congrats! Congrats! 1052 01:40:10,833 --> 01:40:12,916 You're so cool! Let's go! Come on! 1053 01:40:13,625 --> 01:40:15,208 - Take one. - Carefully. 1054 01:40:15,291 --> 01:40:16,833 Carefully. 1055 01:40:16,916 --> 01:40:20,375 Well, you're awesome! 1056 01:40:20,458 --> 01:40:21,708 That part… 1057 01:40:21,791 --> 01:40:22,916 Thanks, dude! 1058 01:40:26,458 --> 01:40:29,416 But we need to stay focused. We have to get going in three days. 1059 01:40:29,500 --> 01:40:31,708 - Where? - Are you going to Berlin again? 1060 01:40:32,583 --> 01:40:35,000 No, it's a bit early for you to go to Berlin. 1061 01:40:35,083 --> 01:40:36,333 But an encore… 1062 01:40:36,416 --> 01:40:39,000 Go ahead. People are waiting. 1063 01:40:45,750 --> 01:40:47,208 We'll have a tour: 1064 01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:50,541 Vorokhta, Halych, Terebovlia, Stryi! 1065 01:40:50,625 --> 01:40:52,083 Don't be silly! А tour… 1066 01:40:52,166 --> 01:40:54,625 A triumphant tour! I've arranged everything. 1067 01:40:54,708 --> 01:40:59,041 - And how do you fit into all this? - What do you mean? I'm your producer. 1068 01:40:59,625 --> 01:41:00,875 No need to thank me. 1069 01:41:00,958 --> 01:41:04,916 You'll do it when you guys become super stars. 1070 01:41:05,416 --> 01:41:07,000 Are you serious? 1071 01:41:07,708 --> 01:41:09,291 Have I ever let you down? 1072 01:41:12,916 --> 01:41:15,583 Come on! Money won't earn itself! 1073 01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:05,458 IN MEMORY OF ANDRIY KUZMENKO 1074 01:43:04,541 --> 01:43:08,083 {\an8}BASED ON THE STORY BY KUZMA SCRYABIN ROCKY ROAD TO BERLIN 1075 01:44:18,875 --> 01:44:21,916 Andriy, I congratulate you very much, myself, on your birthday. 1076 01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:25,041 I wish you not to bend over next year, 1077 01:44:25,125 --> 01:44:26,958 to come up with some more normal things. 1078 01:44:27,041 --> 01:44:29,833 In general, to be a normal guy, so 1079 01:44:29,916 --> 01:44:32,791 that the bar does not fall too far from your head. 1080 01:44:32,875 --> 01:44:37,041 So that more or less yourself not be ashamed of what you do 1081 01:44:37,125 --> 01:44:38,458 and show people. 1082 01:44:38,958 --> 01:44:43,958 {\an8}THE END 69452

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