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- [children cheering]
- [laughs]
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The smiles never get old.
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When I started Villigans,
we were just
a humble theme restaurant,
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but with hard work, dedication
and a little bit of magic,
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we turned that theme restaurant
into a theme restaurant
with a gift shop.
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A gift shop that I grew
into the largest online
retail business in the world.
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Providing our customers
with anything they need,
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shipped to them
anywhere, anytime.
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And now with Villigans Air,
the sky truly is the limit,
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because at Villigans,
we don't call it work,
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we call it fun.
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[laughing]
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Hey, pay attention, pals.
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As I was saying, Glider is
supes fragile right now,
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so when she comes down here,
let's not do anything
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- that might hurt her,
or upset her.
- [Queen of Fables] No problem.
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- [Dubelz] I'll try.
- [Bane] I am sure
she is not that bad.
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- [Noonan] Ah! Kill it!
- [Dubelz] Il Diavolo!
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- [Noonan cocks the rifle]
The Babadook!
- Hey, babe, you look like, uh-
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Someone who's
been up all night,
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with no luck trying to find
her newly not-dead mom?
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Ooh, did you get
those bags under your eyes
from Kohl's or TJ Maxx?
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- [Bane] Whoa!
- [Queen of Fables] You got her!
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You all can suck my butt
and put it in a butt container.
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[chokes and spits]
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- Oh, God, am I tired.
- Babe, it's only been a day,
we'll find your mom eventually.
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Not knowing where she is
feels almost worse
than knowing she was dead.
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Um, hello!
I am also suffering.
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Yesterday I met my true love.
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And now no one
can give me her locale!
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How I long to finally
consummate our love.
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- Our bodies moist
and writhing in sync-
- [glass breaking] Delivery!
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Oh, hell, yeah!
My new weapons.
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Now that I'm gonna be meeting
my future mother in law,
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I need to take my powers
to the next level.
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- So, level one?
- Villigans?
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You're buying weapons from
a company that tried
to kill and bankrupt you?
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Well, sure,
but free one-hour delivery.
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Damn it! The instructions
are written in Wingdings.
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You get what
you pay for, right, Joe?
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- [phone buzzing]
- [clears throat] Go for Bane.
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Yes. R-R-R-Rebecca Chen? Yes.
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Uh, sh-sh-she's where?
I-I-I understand.
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[screams] No!
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- Um, wrong number.
- Bane, you clearly found out
where my mother is
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and if you don't tell me,
I am going to take your mask
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- and hook it up
to Sixpack's asshole!
- I'll try anything twice.
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I cannot reveal
Becca's true location,
for it is hell on earth.
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Where a sliver of hope
leads to the greatest despair--
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- She's in The Pit?
- Damn it, Bane!
You and your loose lips!
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[singer] ♪ Hell yeah! ♪
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How did my mother end up
in The Pit? Huh?
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The League of Shadows runs it.
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So do they have
something on her? Answer me!
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I swear I do not
know the pecifics.
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You can tell me now
or in The Pit. Because that
is where we are going.
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[Bane groans and retches] No!
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I cannot go back
to the disgust I was raised in.
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Plus, I told myself I'd lose
20 pounds and get my neck done
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before seeing
any of those assholes again.
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Wow. Okay.
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So you're gonna let
Kite Man, me,
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- and the rest
of our friends go--
- [Sixpack] Pass.
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- [Malice] Never. Never, ever.
- [Noonan] Um, no, no.
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You're gonna let
Kite Man and me go alone?
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- Yeah,
w-w-what the H, Bane?
- I will say,
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if your mom is in a notorious
prison run by assassins,
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you two might wanna wait for,
like a parole hearing
or a presidential pardon--
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F. that! You know, I'll follow
my babe into the most
horrifying of places.
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We got dinner
at Hardee's last week!
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Plus, now I have my
bomb dot com weapons,
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- like my Kite-a-Rang!
- [clinks and thuds]
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Still working out the kinks.
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- Fine. We don't need you.
- [whispers]
We really need him.
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Because nothing
is gonna stop me
from having my mom back.
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Bud, I don't wanna go
into The Pit either.
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The travel alone
is gonna be hell
on my intermittent fasting.
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But you know why I'm doing it?
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Because my true love
is gonna be down there.
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Do you know anybody
who can relate to that, pal?
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You are using my heart
to manipulate me.
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I'm just saying, big guy,
double dates.
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Me and Glider, you and Becca,
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wine country, Catskills.
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A winter cabin in the Poconos?
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My wool sweater
is itching already.
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- So what do you say?
- [groans] Mm. Okay!
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But there is only one airline
that flies direct.
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[dinging]
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[pilot] Uh, folks,
from the flight deck,
welcome aboard Villigans Air
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with direct service
to an undisclosed location
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in the ancient part
of the world, known as The Pit,
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and then continuing on to Cabo.
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Hey, are you sure your brother
didn't want to come with us?
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Oh, he can't. He's on a no-fly
list because of January 6th.
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- Oh.
- Yep.
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January 6th 2014,
he punched a TSA agent
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- at a college football game.
- Oh, that tracks.
You know what, babe?
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I never thought our first trip
as a couple would be to break
your mom out of prison.
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I know. But when has anything
we've ever done been
what we thought it would be?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, when you meet my mom,
can you say "Heck, yeah?"
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You know, sometimes people
get religious in prison,
so maybe no swears.
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You ducking got it, babe.
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[Bane groaning]
You are in my seat.
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Well, yes, sir, I am. But I was
just hoping we could switch,
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so I could sit next to my wife
as we're on our honeymoon.
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Absolutely not!
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I have paid extra
for my aisle seat,
and your lack of foresight
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does not constitute
my emergency.
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Sir, there's an open seat
right here.
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[Bane] But that lady
has her shoes off!
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When did the sky become
such a field of lawlessness?
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You're closing the bar?
Ooh! Are we gonna have a party?
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Ooh. Are you gonna bring
some of your freaky ass
immortal friends over?
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I would never, ever bring
any of my friends here.
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I'm going out.
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My boyfriend is only
in town for one night.
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[Noonan] Since when
you got a boyfriend?
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Well, we're on-again-off-again,
but right now, we're very on.
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What would a Malice boyfriend
even be like?
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Dead parents
and a BMI under 19.
You're dating a bad boy.
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My boyfriend's name is Jeremy.
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He's so bad that he died,
went to hell
and the staff sent him back,
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because he was
too evil, even for them.
Yummy.
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- Damn,
I'm getting all riled up.
- Too bad you'll never meet him.
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He'd never set foot
in a place like this. Ugh.
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[Mother Box] Message from
Devil Dick, comma Raya.
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- Hey, it's your lover!
- [all groaning]
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Heads up! I'm dropping by
completely unannounced.
Be there in five.
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Shit. Shit! He must be tracking
me using Find That Mother Box.
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I don't work here.
I don't work here. Okay?
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When he arrives,
Mariah Carey rules apply.
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No eye contact,
and I don't know any of you!
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- Hello.
- That's your evil boyfriend?
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No, that's not him.
My boyfriend can read.
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The sign says we're closed.
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Oh, sorry, young lady,
no one is ever closed...
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When you're the Gotham City
Health Inspector!
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[laughs,
chokes and coughs]
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My apologies. I had a hard
candy stuck in my throat.
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No one told us
you were showing up today.
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That's 'cause
health inspectors are like
13-year-old boys home alone.
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They could come at any time.
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[laughs]
Oh, I gotta use that one.
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Oh, Christ, just take
what's in the cash register.
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Oh, no. I'm sorry there, hoss.
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I'm the one health inspector
who can't be bought.
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All right! Let's get to it.
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Not now, Chessure.
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I just have
so many questions for her.
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Like what kind
of pizza is your favorite?
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Which Michael Myers would you
rather bang, the comedian
or the serial killer?
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Why the hell didn't you try
to find me all these years?
[chuckles nervously]
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Maybe go with the pizza one
and then see how it plays out.
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You are the only daughter
I have and I'm so happy
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- we're taking this trip
together, right, Tabitha?
- Aw.
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- You will listen to me
when I'm talking, Tabitha!
- [yelps] I hate you!
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- Aw!
- [boy] Stranger Danger!
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[Bane] Whose child is this?
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He was trying to drink
the water in the potty.
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- Oh, no, Bane!
- Sir, unhand
that child immediately
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or you will be
kicked off this plane.
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Ma'am,
our friend meant no harm.
He's just a little stress--
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- [air splitting]
- [flight attendant screams]
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- [glass shatters]
- [passengers scream]
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- [passenger] Not again.
- Holy shit.
It actually worked.
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Okay. All three of you
need to get the fuck off
this plane. Now!
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Oh, really? [chuckles]
What are you gonna do?
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Open the door
and kick us out mid-flight?
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- [Bane screaming]
- On the plus side,
we're pretty much there.
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Oh, thanks a lot, Bane!
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I am not the one who blew
the window out of the plane.
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I just went into the bathroom
and grabbed a feral child,
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who was drinking
non-potable water.
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Not potable!
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Okay, decaying limbs,
rotting corpse head,
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trying to pass off
Diet Pepsi as Diet Coke-
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Can we hurry this up?
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- There's my favorite pussy.
- [Malice and Chessure] Yay!
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Oh, and Chessure's here to.
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- [squeals] Jeremy!
- Here you go, my darling.
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Some dumb lady
was selling these
on the ground by the highway.
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Now, why is a smokin' hot,
filthy rich New God slumming it
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in a tenement house like this?
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00:09:27,797 --> 00:09:30,257
Um, well, surprise!
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I rented out this disgusting
bar and hired actors
to play poor people.
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,474
Oh! You mean like role-play?
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You saucy minx,
you put this together for me?
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I sure did! [giggling]
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Oh, I'm so turned on right now.
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Rub my balls and tell me
how Brexit
actually helps minorities.
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Hey, Malice, we need
more ice in the urinals.
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- It helps Joe focus his stream.
- Right away, sir!
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See, that's my character.
A server in this shit hole.
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Oh, this is fun. Okay, okay.
Okay. My character again
is the health inspector,
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00:10:01,622 --> 00:10:03,582
and I'm about to shut
this place down.
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[Noonan gasps]
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00:10:05,334 --> 00:10:08,796
Why did you do that?
He was like...
he was a great actor!
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00:10:08,796 --> 00:10:10,798
Hmm. I can taste the fear.
201
00:10:10,798 --> 00:10:12,717
It's almost like
it's carbonated.
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00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:15,511
Server, grab me the hottest
seltzer you've got
so I can stiff you.
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00:10:15,511 --> 00:10:17,638
- [Malice grunts]
- Because tipping
promotes laziness.
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Damn, I never thought
I'd meet a person
that's too evil, even for me.
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00:10:21,058 --> 00:10:23,853
- [health inspector] Hello!
- Oh, shit!
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00:10:23,853 --> 00:10:26,856
Don't look so surprised.
I'm a city worker in Gotham.
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00:10:26,856 --> 00:10:28,816
You think nobody's
tried to kill me before?
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00:10:28,816 --> 00:10:32,903
So you're immortal,
and you decided
to be a health inspector?
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00:10:32,903 --> 00:10:35,489
Of course!
It's a government job!
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You have those for life.
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It's a great pension, too.
Not that I'll ever see it.
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00:10:40,327 --> 00:10:42,121
Now, where were we?
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[Bane] I will now show you
how to descend
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into the bowels
of my childhood home.
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00:10:55,468 --> 00:11:00,389
[Bane grunts and groans]
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00:11:00,389 --> 00:11:06,062
Now follow those maneuvers
exactly or you shell perish!
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00:11:06,062 --> 00:11:07,688
You ready
to take the leap, babe?
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00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:09,357
I'm standing up here an orphan.
219
00:11:09,357 --> 00:11:11,609
But down there,
I'm gonna be a, uh...
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00:11:11,609 --> 00:11:14,362
- What's the opposite
of an orphan?
- I don't know.
221
00:11:14,362 --> 00:11:16,238
Let's go find out.
222
00:11:16,238 --> 00:11:19,742
[Bane] Be careful of the...
Watch out for the...
223
00:11:19,742 --> 00:11:21,494
You must make sure to...
224
00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:26,707
Or I guess
I'll just go fuck myself.
225
00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:29,543
This place is exactly
how I remembered.
226
00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:32,046
The unforgiving stone wall.
227
00:11:32,046 --> 00:11:34,715
The smell of trepidation.
228
00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:38,386
A giant flat-screen TV!
Wait. What?
229
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,389
Hello Villigans Family.
230
00:11:41,389 --> 00:11:44,141
It's your Work Mom,
Helen Villigan.
231
00:11:44,141 --> 00:11:46,685
Sweet shit!
Villigans owns The Pit?
232
00:11:46,685 --> 00:11:48,813
Wow, they really have
their mitts in everything.
233
00:11:48,813 --> 00:11:51,565
I'm just here to remind you
to keep up the good fun
234
00:11:51,565 --> 00:11:54,944
because here at Villigans,
we don't call it work.
235
00:11:54,944 --> 00:11:57,780
We call it fun! [laughs]
236
00:11:57,780 --> 00:12:01,992
Trogg, Zombie, and Bird!
My old crew.
237
00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:05,579
You're still smearing feces
on the walls
just to feel something?
238
00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:07,832
Do you know my mom?
Her name is Rebecca Chen.
239
00:12:07,832 --> 00:12:09,500
She looks like me,
but older, I think.
240
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,585
I don't know because she never
bothered to reach out to me
241
00:12:11,585 --> 00:12:14,422
- even though I saved her life--
- [Bane] What the fuck?
242
00:12:14,422 --> 00:12:17,258
[workers groan]
243
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:22,012
It kind of puts a damper
on that one-hour
free shipping dealio.
244
00:12:22,012 --> 00:12:23,889
- [Baby Doll] Great work, ma'am!
- [Helen] Miss.
245
00:12:23,889 --> 00:12:26,016
Miss, wright. Great work, Miss.
246
00:12:26,016 --> 00:12:28,477
The new
distribution center is aces.
247
00:12:28,477 --> 00:12:31,063
There's no cheaper labor
than free, right?
248
00:12:31,063 --> 00:12:34,108
Am I right? [cackles]
249
00:12:34,108 --> 00:12:36,527
- Shut up!
- Copy that, ma'am. Miss.
250
00:12:36,527 --> 00:12:39,280
It's fine for now,
but once I secure the device,
251
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,866
this will all be irrelevant.
252
00:12:41,866 --> 00:12:43,492
[alert beeping]
253
00:12:43,492 --> 00:12:46,954
Oh, looks like
we have a little situation.
254
00:12:46,954 --> 00:12:51,584
Look at what you have done
to my brethren,
you succubus of capitalism!
255
00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:56,464
[Bane grunts and yells]
256
00:12:56,464 --> 00:12:59,467
Now, Bane, you're going
to have to pay for that.
257
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:02,386
Shall I use the card
ending in 2147?
258
00:13:02,386 --> 00:13:06,307
Holy shit!
That is my debit card.
259
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,851
If these are actors, how
are they coming back to life?
260
00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:10,644
Even Bruce Forsyth
isn't that good.
261
00:13:10,644 --> 00:13:13,314
Um, well, surprise!
262
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,316
The actors are actually robots,
263
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,194
so you can really
get your Westworld on.
264
00:13:18,194 --> 00:13:19,779
You went to
all that expense and effort
265
00:13:19,779 --> 00:13:21,739
to create this robot-laden
dive bar for my enjoyment?
266
00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:23,824
The only thing hotter
than that is me right now.
267
00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:25,868
Hey! Hey!
That was my drink!
268
00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:27,495
- [Jeremy grunts]
- [man groans]
269
00:13:27,495 --> 00:13:29,163
- [winces]
- [grunts]
270
00:13:29,163 --> 00:13:30,373
Ugh.
271
00:13:30,373 --> 00:13:33,292
- Ah! You tiki-torch-
- wielding motherfucker!
272
00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:39,465
[sobbing]
273
00:13:39,465 --> 00:13:40,925
My baby brother!
274
00:13:40,925 --> 00:13:43,511
Ugh. Why is this
not turning me on?
275
00:13:43,511 --> 00:13:47,223
- No, you don't need--
- No shirt, no shoes, no pulse.
276
00:13:47,223 --> 00:13:50,351
Hey, trust me. This is a game
you don't wanna play.
277
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,769
What are you gonna do, old man?
278
00:13:51,769 --> 00:13:53,604
I'm gonna kill you
with this finger.
279
00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:55,356
Oh, I'd like to see that.
280
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,108
[gunshot]
281
00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:01,862
Oh, right. The "hell
won't take him" thing.
282
00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:03,656
Whoa! Not bad.
283
00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:05,533
Listen, if you're ever
looking for a steady job,
284
00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,118
you might consider
the Health Department.
285
00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:08,577
Now, where were we?
286
00:14:08,577 --> 00:14:11,872
Oh, yes, the end
of your pathetic life.
287
00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:14,834
- Stop! He'll die!
- Oh, I know
how it works, kitten.
288
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:18,254
You murder the robots for sport
and sexual gratification.
289
00:14:18,254 --> 00:14:21,424
They're not robots.
I lied. Okay? This is all real!
290
00:14:21,424 --> 00:14:25,177
[chuckling] Are you mad?
Next thing you'll tell me
is you really work here.
291
00:14:27,555 --> 00:14:31,392
Helen Villigan,
you're the new head
of the League of Shadows?
292
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,477
No, pumpkin.
I bought this place from them.
293
00:14:33,477 --> 00:14:36,147
I needed a large warehouse
and cheap labor.
294
00:14:36,147 --> 00:14:38,566
And what's better than
a pit full of criminals?
295
00:14:38,566 --> 00:14:40,401
Impossible!
296
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,945
The League of Shadows
is a sacred order
with an ancient code.
297
00:14:42,945 --> 00:14:46,782
- So was their
accounting system. Zing!
- [both laugh]
298
00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:50,327
- Sick burn, ma'am. I mean Miss.
- That will be all, Baby Doll.
299
00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:54,040
- We're here for one reason-
- [Helen and Golden Glider]
to rescue your mother.
300
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,126
- How do you know that?
- I know everything
about everyone.
301
00:14:57,126 --> 00:15:00,921
You see, Villigans isn't
a chain restaurant/
global eCommerce/
302
00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:04,592
privatized prison system,
we're really a data business.
303
00:15:04,592 --> 00:15:07,094
- Oh, come on, pick a lane!
- Smart to diversify.
304
00:15:07,094 --> 00:15:11,932
Well, we are in the murder-you-
if-you-don't-give-me-my-mother
business.
305
00:15:11,932 --> 00:15:13,934
Ooh! You mean this woman?
306
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:17,396
What do you want now?
Leave me alone!
[moans and thuds]
307
00:15:17,396 --> 00:15:20,566
- [Golden Glider gasps] Mom!
- [Bane] Becca!
308
00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:22,818
[Golden Glider screams,
groans]
309
00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:24,278
Babe!
310
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,114
You did this to her.
311
00:15:27,114 --> 00:15:29,241
No, no,
she came with the place.
312
00:15:29,241 --> 00:15:31,035
I don't care why
any of these folks are here,
313
00:15:31,035 --> 00:15:33,913
but if they weren't monsters,
they wouldn't be in The Pit.
314
00:15:33,913 --> 00:15:39,668
- [Helen cackles]
- Oh, no, Chuck, Bane,
take cover!
315
00:15:39,668 --> 00:15:43,839
Aah! You're going to regret
this, Helen.
316
00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:47,343
Oh, sweetie, powers
don't work down here.
317
00:15:47,343 --> 00:15:50,930
Well, what about gadgets?
Kite belt!
318
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,556
[Golden Glider gasps]
319
00:15:52,556 --> 00:15:56,102
[Kite Man] Oh! Whoa! Uh oh.
Ooh! I think I hit that bat.
320
00:15:56,102 --> 00:15:58,229
Emergency security
protocol engaged.
321
00:15:58,229 --> 00:16:00,690
[Golden Glider] Chuck! [gasps]
What did you do?
322
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:05,152
[workers chanting]
We don't call it work.
We call it fun.
323
00:16:06,946 --> 00:16:08,489
[all grunting]
324
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,658
[Bane] Oh, look at these wimps!
325
00:16:10,658 --> 00:16:13,160
They are so weak,
you cannot just kill one.
326
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,121
It's like evil
Lay's potato chips.
327
00:16:15,121 --> 00:16:16,580
You know what
someone needs to invent?
328
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:18,541
A thing that takes
all the little broken chips
329
00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:21,293
and reforms them
into a new chip. Ow!
330
00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:24,380
Holy shit, you really
are my best friend!
331
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:27,007
I've been
saying that for years!
332
00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:31,137
[grunting]
333
00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:33,389
[groaning] Uh, babe,
a little help?
334
00:16:33,389 --> 00:16:36,142
She's right there.
She's so close!
335
00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:39,854
- [Bane] My love, I am coming!
- Nice.
336
00:16:41,814 --> 00:16:44,275
[Bane yelps]
337
00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:48,195
- [Bane groans]
- [electricity crackles]
338
00:16:48,195 --> 00:16:51,574
Oh, it's okay.
I got you, Mom. I got you!
339
00:16:51,574 --> 00:16:54,201
Now let's get
the fudge out of here.
340
00:16:54,201 --> 00:16:55,703
I know your mom's unconscious,
341
00:16:55,703 --> 00:16:57,538
but I'm still keeping
the swears to a minimum
342
00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:00,166
- because I love
the sugar out of you.
- [grunts]
343
00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:06,380
[Bane] Trogg! That is
a really nice rock,
344
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:09,175
- but I don't know
how we'll get it ho- oh!
- [all scream]
345
00:17:11,052 --> 00:17:12,887
[grunting]
346
00:17:12,887 --> 00:17:16,057
Ah! Whoa! [groans]
347
00:17:16,057 --> 00:17:18,059
Oh. No!
348
00:17:18,059 --> 00:17:20,728
No, no, no, no!
This is not how it ends.
349
00:17:20,728 --> 00:17:24,231
We are not going to die here
after getting so close!
350
00:17:24,231 --> 00:17:26,067
Bane, please help us!
351
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,568
But they are my friends!
352
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:31,906
Uh, I think your friends
are long gone, Bane.
353
00:17:31,906 --> 00:17:35,701
[Bane yelling]
354
00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:38,454
Fly free, little birdy!
355
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:44,877
Hey, Zombie, this will
hurt me more than it hurts you.
356
00:17:45,669 --> 00:17:48,089
Probably.
357
00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:50,674
Now it is you
who got his neck done!
358
00:17:51,926 --> 00:17:54,720
[Bane groans]
359
00:17:57,348 --> 00:17:59,433
- [Golden Glider gasps]
- [Kite Man grunts]
360
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:06,273
[Bane] Arrows, blade,
uh, darts, fire, blade? Blade!
361
00:18:06,774 --> 00:18:08,609
[all yelp]
362
00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:11,696
It is hard to even imagine
363
00:18:11,696 --> 00:18:14,573
this is the same place
I learned to walk.
364
00:18:14,573 --> 00:18:17,451
- Over a dying man's scrotum.
- What are you--
365
00:18:17,451 --> 00:18:19,370
[Bane] Scoreboard!
366
00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:22,790
- [Kite Man grunts] Thanks!
- [Bane grunts]
367
00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:24,583
[Jeremy] I should have
known you had a job.
368
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,335
You were looking
a little working class,
369
00:18:26,335 --> 00:18:28,087
and by that I mean chubby.
370
00:18:28,087 --> 00:18:31,882
So you only liked me
'cause I was
independently wealthy?
371
00:18:31,882 --> 00:18:34,468
I'm so glad you understand.
372
00:18:34,468 --> 00:18:36,470
I'll never forget the time
we promised a hot meal
373
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:39,223
to two homeless people
if they fought, and then
we just killed them anyway.
374
00:18:39,223 --> 00:18:41,559
[chuckles] Oh, good times.
375
00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:44,186
What is this
feeling I'm feeling?
376
00:18:44,186 --> 00:18:45,521
I think it's called a feeling.
377
00:18:45,521 --> 00:18:47,940
Ugh, I can't believe
I let this happen.
378
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,026
Look, you got dickmatized
by a piece of shit.
379
00:18:50,026 --> 00:18:52,319
Been there.
I used to date Rumpelstiltskin.
380
00:18:52,319 --> 00:18:56,073
You know, I've been around
a long time and been
on the wrong side of many wars
381
00:18:56,073 --> 00:19:00,828
so believe me when I say
that guy, you dodged a bullet.
382
00:19:00,828 --> 00:19:02,496
- So you're not cross with me?
- Nope.
383
00:19:02,496 --> 00:19:03,914
[Dubelz] I am furious.
384
00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:07,251
You're the reason
my baby brother's dead.
385
00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:08,753
My bro.
386
00:19:08,753 --> 00:19:12,548
Look at how
he massacred my bro! [sobbing]
387
00:19:12,548 --> 00:19:14,175
Again, I know you've got
a lot on your plate,
388
00:19:14,175 --> 00:19:16,635
but um, you know
what I'm gonna say.
389
00:19:16,635 --> 00:19:19,346
I have no boyfriend.
I have no money.
390
00:19:19,346 --> 00:19:21,515
I've been waxing
my own eyebrows.
391
00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:23,309
This is all I have left.
392
00:19:23,309 --> 00:19:26,687
I won't let you
shut this place down!
393
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,564
[Golden Glider] Oh!
Thank you, Bane!
394
00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:31,150
I am so sorry
I ever doubted you.
395
00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:32,860
You doubted me?
396
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:35,321
- Oh, yeah. Big time.
- Uh... Okay.
397
00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:41,035
Well, now we just have to cover
thousands of miles of ruthless,
unforgiving terrain.
398
00:19:41,035 --> 00:19:42,370
- What?
- Thousands of miles?
399
00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:44,038
Well, what else
are we going to do?
400
00:19:44,038 --> 00:19:47,375
We are banned from the only
airline who flies here.
401
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,460
Through no fault of my own,
by the way.
402
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,629
Damn it. I was really hoping
I'd be more helpful.
403
00:19:51,629 --> 00:19:53,923
Stupid, useless,
winding weapons!
404
00:19:55,341 --> 00:19:57,927
[all screaming]
405
00:19:57,927 --> 00:20:00,096
You did it, babe!
406
00:20:00,096 --> 00:20:01,889
Oh, I love you so much,
407
00:20:01,889 --> 00:20:04,558
I could eat your face
with a spoon right now.
408
00:20:04,558 --> 00:20:08,729
Hell, yeah. I... think?
409
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:11,399
Are we finally on?
Jesus Christ, Baby Doll.
410
00:20:11,399 --> 00:20:15,236
- You cannot smoke in here.
- [Baby Doll] Oh, sorry, ma'am.
411
00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:17,029
Okay, we're back.
412
00:20:17,029 --> 00:20:19,824
Oh, they're gone.
Well, no matter.
413
00:20:19,824 --> 00:20:23,577
They've given
me quite the idea.
414
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:36,132
Congratulations, young lady.
I'm giving you a "D."
415
00:20:36,132 --> 00:20:37,425
Minus.
416
00:20:37,425 --> 00:20:40,553
Ladies and gentlemen,
we got her.
417
00:20:40,553 --> 00:20:42,221
Hey, you found your mom. Cool.
418
00:20:42,221 --> 00:20:44,348
Well, nothing interesting
happened while you were gone.
419
00:20:44,348 --> 00:20:45,599
- So-
- I have a dick now.
420
00:20:45,599 --> 00:20:47,393
That's me
and my dead brother's dick.
421
00:20:47,393 --> 00:20:49,145
- You're just a squatter!
- Squatter?
422
00:20:49,145 --> 00:20:50,646
- [both yell]
- [Sixpack retches]
423
00:20:50,646 --> 00:20:53,232
Yep. Just how we left it.
424
00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:55,317
Ah, let's get Mom upstairs.
425
00:20:55,317 --> 00:20:57,570
She's obviously very tired.
426
00:21:06,454 --> 00:21:08,247
[phone buzzing]
427
00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:09,749
Go for Bane.
428
00:21:09,749 --> 00:21:13,669
Oh, Carol from Villigans Air
customer service.
429
00:21:13,669 --> 00:21:17,006
You are about
to meet your reckoning!
430
00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:19,925
- Now we should get some sleep.
- You know, I think
I'm gonna stay out here
431
00:21:19,925 --> 00:21:21,969
- in case she wakes up.
- 10-4 babe.
432
00:21:21,969 --> 00:21:25,723
Babe, thanks for making
our first trip together
so great.
433
00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:27,767
Mmm. Aw.
434
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:35,483
[Baby Doll] I'm not
out of order,
you're out of order, mister!
435
00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:38,402
- [Judge] Baby, my chambers.
- Sustained!
436
00:21:38,402 --> 00:21:41,280
[announcer] Love that Baby
will be back after
this message from Pitigans.
437
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,241
Uh, no,
not the gas again.
438
00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:46,285
- Mommy?
- You stay away.
439
00:21:46,285 --> 00:21:48,704
- You're safe!
- Get away from me!
440
00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:51,707
Mommy! It's me. Your daughter.
441
00:21:51,707 --> 00:21:55,961
Lisa! Oh, I never thought
I'd see you again.
442
00:21:55,961 --> 00:21:58,130
[sniffles] Here I am.
443
00:21:58,130 --> 00:22:02,802
Here we are,
back in each other's lives
for good this time.
444
00:22:05,054 --> 00:22:06,430
[whispers] Fuck.
445
00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:11,430
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