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♪♪
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-"The cellar door flew open
with a booming sound,
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and then he heard the noise
much louder on the floors below,
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then coming up the stairs,
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then coming straight
towards his door.
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'It's humbug still,'
said Scrooge.
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'I won't believe it.'
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His colour changed, though,
when, without a pause,
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it came straight on
through the heavy door
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and passed into his room
before his eyes.
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♪♪
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Upon its coming in,
the dying flame leaped up,
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as though it cried, 'I know him!
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Marley's ghost!'
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and fell again.
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The same face, the very same.
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Marley in his pigtail, usual
waistcoat, tights and boots."
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-[ Snoring ]
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"'How, now,' said Scrooge,
caustic and cold as ever.
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'What do you want with me?'
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'Much.'
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Marley's voice,
no doubt about it.
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'Who are you?'
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'Ask me who I was.'"
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♪♪
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[ "Just as the Tide Was Flowing"
plays ]
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♪♪
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-♪ One morning
in the month of June ♪
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♪ Down by a rolling river ♪
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♪ There a weary traveller
chanced to stray ♪
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♪ And he beheld his lover ♪
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♪ Her cheeks were red,
her eyes were brown ♪
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♪ Her hair in ringlets
hanging down ♪
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♪ She'd a lovely face
without a frown ♪
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♪ Just as the tide was flowing ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Quacking ]
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♪♪
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-Ah!
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You know, pretty sure the sound
of a cockerel
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should herald the dawn
of a new day.
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-Well, we've got a duck.
Deal with it.
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-It's very disconcerting.
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-I've got all the food to make
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for the Christmas concert
tonight,
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so Mum's doing breakfast.
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-[ Yawns ]
-Get a move on!
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-Okay.
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Fine.
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[ Quacking ]
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Cold, Selwyn.
Very cold.
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-It was agreed
at the family meeting --
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no job, no driving lessons.
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-I don't mind having a job,
but this is embarrassing.
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-Why? People know you're not
a real elf.
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-It's a bit childish,
don't you think?
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-Says the girl eating
SpongeBob Choco Pops.
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-Everyone I know will be
in town, all my mates.
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-Boys?
-Exactly.
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And what boy is gonna ask me out
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when I'm dressed
as a five-foot elf?
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-Someone who appreciates
the spirit of Christmas.
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Anyway, like I said,
family meeting.
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You agreed you'd do it
until Christmas Eve.
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-Keep calling it
a family meeting,
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but it's basically just sitting
at the dining table
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and you telling me what to do.
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-What can I say?
It's a mum thing.
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Right, I've gotta go.
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Put your bowl in the sink
and lock the door.
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Oh, no Maccie D's for lunch.
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Get something elfy.
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-You're funny.
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-I know.
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[ Door closes ]
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♪♪
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-Well, apparently
we're now the subject
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of a full-scale review.
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-Did they say why?
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-I think the bottom line
is they want to make sure
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we're cost-effective.
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-Sounds very corporate.
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-It's been the elephant
in the room since I got here.
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Small station houses aren't part
of the bigger picture anymore.
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They'd quite like everyone
under the same roof.
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Super hubs.
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-Well, it's obvious
what that's all about.
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-Is it?
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-Yeah, they want to sell
the building.
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Turn it into flats or something.
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It's right in the centre
of town.
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Must be worth a fortune.
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-That'd be a shame.
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-Yes, it would.
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Shall I organise
a protest group?
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"Save our station."
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-Well, hopefully I can
convince them of our worth
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by doing an excellent job.
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-I'll start by making
a few calls anyway.
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-No --
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♪♪
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-[ Humming "Jingle Bells" ]
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Morning.
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-Morning.
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-Didn't we have a health
and safety meeting
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about hanging
Christmas decorations?
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-I'm wearing a hat.
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-I'm not sure that's exactly
what we agreed.
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Still, looking very festive.
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-I love Christmas.
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-Yeah, well, I could do
with a quiet day.
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I've still got presents to buy.
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-I'm buying everyone
the same thing this year.
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It's a revelation.
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No picking and choosing and
a discount for buying in bulk.
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-Genius. What are you doing
for Christmas Day?
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-Cooking 43 Christmas dinners
at the church hall.
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-You're amazing, Margo.
-Oh...
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-[ Chuckles ]
What about you, Kelbs?
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-Oh, I'm at home.
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Me, Mum, Dad, and Aunt Lou.
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Oh, Nan might come, as well,
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but she needs to find someone
to look after her cat.
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-Well, can't she bring it
with her?
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-No.
Mum's allergic to cats.
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Her head blows up
like a football.
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We even have to hoover Nan
when she arrives.
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-The Inspector not here?
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-No.
He's at HQ this morning.
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-'Course he is.
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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Ehh.
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So much for a quiet day.
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-[ Chuckles ]
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-DS Williams.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Beep ]
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♪♪
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[ Beep ]
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[ Beeping ]
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♪♪
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-[ Groans ]
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Oh.
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-Sorry to keep you.
-Oh, not at all.
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Um, I just seem to be
having an issue with...
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[ Beep ]
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-Oh.
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Thank you.
[ Chuckles ]
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Bit of a tricky little critter,
isn't it?
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The one at the station
is a bit more basic.
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Well, it's a tap.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Sorry, I, er...
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Oh, thank you.
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Would like a glass of water?
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-No, thank you.
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-Thank you.
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-You know why you're here?
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-Er, the review, yes.
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-Could you stop
doing that, please?
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-Sorry?
-Could you stop?
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-Oh.
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-As discussed, there is
a wider review taking place
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of outlying station houses
over Q1 of next year.
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And whilst the criterion
is still under review,
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the overall aim
is to identify a SOPPS ratio.
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-Er, SOPPS?
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-Successful Outcome
Per Pound Spent.
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It's an algorithm that sets
performance against cost.
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-Right.
-I have some sympathy
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for the concept
of local station houses,
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community-based policing.
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I really do.
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But I have to balance that
with making sure
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we provide value for money.
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-Right, so ultimately you think
Shipton Abbott should close.
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-I think you need to give me
a good reason for it not to.
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-[ Sighs ]
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-Yeah, leave everything
as it is.
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Someone will be there shortly.
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Yeah.
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[ Receiver hangs up ]
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That makes four.
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-Where's Kelby?
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-Got a call about a shoplifter.
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-Well, I'd better make a start.
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Can you message the Inspector?
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Tell him to meet me at
the first one, er, the Owens.
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-Will do.
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-Thanks.
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Who's this?
-[ Sighs ]
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He got caught nicking a jumbo
sausage roll from the bakery.
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-Why didn't you just take him
home, speak to his parents?
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-Because he said his name
is Rishi Sunak
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and that he lived in Canada.
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-Right.
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How old are you?
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-27.
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-[ Chuckles ]
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-I'll leave this one to you,
I think, Margo.
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-Oh, thanks.
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Give him something
to drink and a biscuit.
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I'll call social services.
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They let him keep it?
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-No.
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He said he was hungry,
so I paid for it.
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I want that back from your mum
and dad, though.
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Come on.
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Wait, Rishi.
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Okay.
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Sit, Rishi.
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Um, be good.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-So how was it?
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-Slightly mind-boggling.
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But I think the bottom line
is we're something of a sliver
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in a bigger pie chart.
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-Is that good or bad?
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-We'll find out
at the end of Q1.
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-So what do we need to do?
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-Well, if I understood
correctly,
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we need to catch
as many criminals as we can
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for the least amount of money.
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Talking of which,
what have we got?
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-Er, four break-ins
reported overnight.
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SOCOs have attended at all four,
and although we can't be sure,
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it looks like the same
MO on all of them.
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-Someone's been busy.
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Anything to work with?
-No prints.
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Er, we've got a few
cloth fibres, nothing else.
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This is the first.
Kai and Hannah Owen.
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-Flipping 'eck, Kai.
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[ Knock on door ]
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-Mrs. Owen?
I'm Detective Sergeant Williams.
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This is DI Goodman.
Can we come in?
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-Hi. Yeah.
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Please excuse the mess.
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We think they came through here.
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My husband says they knew
what they were doing.
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He's a builder.
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-Right, have you any idea
what time it happened?
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-Er, we went up to bed
just after 11:00,
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and Kai was up again
for work at 6:00,
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so somewhere between then.
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-♪ Jingle bells, jingles bells,
jingle all the way ♪
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♪ Oh, what fun it is
to ride... ♪
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-You don't have any cameras
anywhere?
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-Oh, I've got a doorbell,
but I checked it, and nothing.
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-♪ Oh, what fun it is -- ♪
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-Do you have an alarm system?
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-It wasn't on.
-Right.
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We'll need you to make a list
of what's been stolen.
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-Well, that's just it.
Nothing.
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♪♪
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-Nothing?
-I have checked everywhere,
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and I can't find
anything missing.
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-They must have been disturbed.
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-So it would seem, yes.
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Where's the next one?
-Er, Sandcroft Way.
265
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,880
Josh Woods
and his fiancée, Lucy.
266
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,720
-Josh Woods?
267
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,440
So the predator
becomes the prey.
268
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:50,120
♪♪
269
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,680
-Yeah, we reckon they climbed
over the back fence.
270
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,080
There's wheelie bins out there,
so you lay them on their side,
271
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,040
you can use them to get over.
272
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,720
Land in the garden,
kitchen window's there.
273
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,040
If I had to guess.
274
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,360
-The kitchen window
was wide open, though.
275
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,720
-Any damage?
-No, you get a bit of bent wire,
276
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,600
use it to scoop the latch.
277
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,080
Bob's your uncle, you're in.
278
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,560
Probably.
279
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,640
-Do you have a list
of what was stolen?
280
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,600
I assume you'll be making
an insurance claim.
281
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,000
-Well, I...
-No, no, that's just it.
282
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,120
Um, I don't think
anything was missing.
283
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,240
-Nothing?
-Well, we don't know that yet.
284
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,080
-Not that I can see.
285
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,280
-Could they have been disturbed?
-Well, by what?
286
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,520
I was in bed, and Josh was dead
to the world on the sofa.
287
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,960
They could have used a bulldozer
and he wouldn't have woken up.
288
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,640
-Yeah.
Party at Langstone.
289
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,720
I was hammered.
290
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,160
Still am.
291
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,600
-I've checked through
the presents
292
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,360
and had a good look
through every room.
293
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,720
Can't find anything missing.
294
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,000
-Haven't, er, wrapped
everything, though,
295
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,520
yet, have you?
296
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,840
-What?
-I know you got me an iPad.
297
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,320
-[ Chuckles ]
You wish.
298
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:58,600
-Strange.
299
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:06,640
♪♪
300
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,400
You've got ash on top
of your electric fire.
301
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,080
-You been smoking that stuff
in here again?
302
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,960
-No.
-Better not have been.
303
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,520
-I haven't.
-Hmm.
304
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:22,400
♪♪
305
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,280
-I saw a pile of ash in
the fireplace at the last house.
306
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,240
-No offence, sir, but isn't that
what you'd expect
307
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,800
to find in a fireplace?
308
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,480
-Ordinarily, yes, yes,
309
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,280
but the rest of the hearth
was spotless.
310
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,520
-So they missed a bit.
311
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,480
-Guys. Guys.
312
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,880
You know this has nothing
to do with me, right?
313
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,360
Just whenever anything
like this happens,
314
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,880
you always think I've done it.
315
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,120
-Because you usually have.
316
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,320
-Yeah, that may or not be true,
317
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,120
but this time
you have to believe me.
318
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,560
I didn't do nothing.
319
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,240
-Anything.
-Eh?
320
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,800
-You didn't do anything.
321
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:52,960
-I know, that's what
I'm trying to tell you.
322
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,320
-We know.
323
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,120
-See, this is exactly --
say what now?
324
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,360
-We know this is nothing
to do with you.
325
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:03,080
-Yeah. Good. How?
326
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,600
-Because even you aren't
stupid enough
327
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,920
to break into your own house
and not steal anything.
328
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,160
-Exactly. Thank you.
329
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,560
-You're welcome.
330
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,800
-[ Laughs ]
331
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,160
Bye, Josh.
332
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:21,720
♪♪
333
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,680
Looks like it was prised open.
334
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,800
-I thought you might send
that nice young constable.
335
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,160
-Kelby?
336
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,640
Oh, he was dealing
with a shoplifter.
337
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,400
-Oh. What a nice-looking boy.
338
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,640
If only I were 20 years younger.
[ Chuckles ]
339
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,200
-[ Laughs ]
340
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,000
-Oh, and I always close
this door at night,
341
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:43,320
'cause my -- my Minnie
sleeps in here by the Aga,
342
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,520
but it was wide open
when I got up.
343
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,320
-Minnie?
-Cat.
344
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,120
-Ah.
345
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,520
-And you're absolutely certain
nothing has been taken?
346
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,680
-Yes, positive.
347
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,680
-Well, I know it looks
a bit muddled,
348
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,200
but I know where everything is.
349
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:08,760
♪♪
350
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,040
-Is this yours?
-No.
351
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,880
-Are you sure?
-Positive.
352
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,080
Well, I can't wear gold,
you see.
353
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,160
I come out in a rash.
354
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,240
My mum did arts and crafts.
355
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,800
Used to make me bangles
and the like, but never gold.
356
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,680
-Visitors, perhaps?
357
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,560
-Oh, I don't have visitors.
358
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,320
Well, only you.
359
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,200
And young Kelby.
360
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:36,400
So, no, no, no, I have never
seen that before in my life.
361
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,760
-Yes.
362
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,160
-Mm?
363
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,920
-Oh.
364
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:49,000
♪♪
365
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,800
-Well, I don't understand.
366
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,520
I mean, why would someone
break in but not take anything?
367
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,120
-Why indeed?
368
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,840
♪♪
369
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000
[ Choir vocalising
"Carol of the Bells" ]
370
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,400
♪♪
371
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:18,000
-Oh. Um, when will
social services get here?
372
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,880
-They're short-handed, Kelby.
373
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,240
They said they'll get here
when they can.
374
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,520
-Okay.
375
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,840
-Can I have a go in your hat?
376
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,880
-Er, no, you can't.
377
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,080
-Can I have a go
with your handcuffs?
378
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,400
-No. You have to have
special training.
379
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,000
-What else you got?
380
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:43,160
-I've got a baton, CS spray,
381
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:47,160
and access to a taser
if I need it.
382
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,520
-Can I taser you?
383
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,880
-No.
384
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,320
-Can you taser me?
385
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,400
-No.
386
00:17:54,560 --> 00:18:00,360
Okay, but if you give me
your real name and address...
387
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,160
I'll let you have
a go on my bike.
388
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,520
-No, thanks.
389
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,040
-Okay.
390
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:15,160
♪♪
391
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,720
-And did you or your wife
see or hear anything?
392
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,240
-No.
393
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,720
-And you say nothing
has been taken?
394
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,600
-Not as far as we can see.
395
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,920
-Have you lived here long?
396
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,000
-Nine years in February.
397
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:32,600
We inherited the house
from Mary's mum when she passed.
398
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,400
-Sorry, do you mind me asking,
399
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,880
why have you only got
half a moustache?
400
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:42,960
-It was my eldest son's stag
last night.
401
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:47,160
Honestly, I have two boys,
and they are a nightmare.
402
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,120
Practical jokers.
-Oh.
403
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,480
-I dozed off at one point and
they thought it would be funny
404
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,120
to shave it off,
or at least half of it.
405
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,120
-Well, I wouldn't worry.
It's rather fetching.
406
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,680
Do your boys
still live with you?
407
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,560
-Oh, God, no,
408
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,360
although they do
come home often enough,
409
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,360
bring their washing
and steal food
410
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,880
and put clingfilm
411
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,440
over the toilet bowl.
[ Chuckles ]
412
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,920
They have their parcels
delivered here
413
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,920
because we're always in.
414
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,600
I've been tripping over
a television in the hallway
415
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,160
since I got back home.
416
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,800
It would have been their
own fault if it got nicked.
417
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,400
Maybe I'll tell them it was.
[ Chuckles ]
418
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,080
♪♪
419
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,800
[ Choir vocalising
"Carol of the Bells" ]
420
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:43,680
♪♪
421
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:49,840
♪♪
422
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,280
-Why would someone break into
four different houses
423
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,440
just to burn something
and leave?
424
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,160
-I've absolutely no idea.
425
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,880
-Witchcraft?
Some kind of pagan rites?
426
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:01,840
Isn't it the winter solstice?
427
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,320
-Well, whatever it was,
428
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,080
it's clear that theft
wasn't the motive.
429
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,320
There's a brand-new TV
in there still boxed.
430
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:11,560
All it needed was a label
saying "steal me."
431
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,080
Let's find out what we can
about the bracelet.
432
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,320
If it was dropped by whoever
broke in,
433
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,400
it's the only real lead we have.
434
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,000
I'll get these ash samples
to the lab,
435
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,920
see if they
can tell us anything.
436
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,000
-[ Clears throat ] Sir.
437
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:31,720
♪♪
438
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,360
-So Archie's definitely gone?
439
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:36,800
-Well, he's still
at the vineyard.
440
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,040
We're just not partners anymore.
441
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,760
-Probably wise.
442
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,000
Always best to
remove temptation.
443
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,520
-I wasn't tempted.
-Not even a little bit?
444
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,040
-Absolutely not.
445
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,720
-Well, you have more willpower
than me.
446
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,600
I could have spread mayonnaise
all over him
447
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,560
and eaten him in a sandwich.
448
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,960
-That's very specific.
449
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,360
-Hiya.
-Alright?
450
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,880
-Being a widow doesn't
permanently dull the senses,
451
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,880
you know, darling.
452
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:09,040
I still have
the occasional itch.
453
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,360
-I'm not sure I want
to talk about your itches.
454
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,840
-[ Chuckles ]
455
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,720
-Ah, Kelby.
What can I get you?
456
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:20,120
-Ooh, er, three coffees
and a sausage sandwich, please.
457
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,000
-Brown sauce?
458
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,240
Mayonnaise?
459
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,560
-Er, I didn't ask.
460
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,080
Better leave it plain.
-Not for you, then?
461
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,840
-It better not be for Humphrey,
after I cooked him breakfast.
462
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,080
-No, it's, er, for this young
boy we're looking after
463
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,480
until social services
pick him up.
464
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,760
-Do you know who he is?
465
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:43,000
-He says he's Rishi Sunak,
but we don't believe him.
466
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,320
-Right.
467
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,080
-I'll get your coffee
and sandwich.
468
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,320
-Thanks, Martha.
469
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:53,280
Actually, better make it
two sausage sandwiches.
470
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,040
Ketchup on the second one,
please.
471
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,400
-[ Laughs ]
472
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:03,920
♪♪
473
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,240
-Right.
474
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,160
Well, it seems to me there are
two questions we need to answer.
475
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,880
Actually, three.
476
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,880
One, why on Earth
would you break into a house
477
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,200
with the sole purpose
of burning something?
478
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,280
Two, why those houses
in particular?
479
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,080
Why not a neighbour
or a house across the street?
480
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,200
And three, why is there a small
child sitting next to Margo?
481
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,960
-Oh, Kelby brought him in.
482
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,600
He got caught nicking
a sausage roll at the baker's.
483
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,600
He's eaten the evidence.
[ Telephone rings ]
484
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,680
-Does he have a name?
-DS Williams.
485
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,080
-Well, he gave me a false name
to start with.
486
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,800
It took me three sherbet dabs
487
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,400
to find out
his real name's Freddie.
488
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,960
-Hello, Freddie.
-Alright?
489
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,720
-Won't your mum and dad
be worried about you?
490
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,360
-Ain't got a dad.
491
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,360
-Okay. Your mum, then?
492
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,280
-Okey-dokey. Thanks.
493
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,520
That was the lab.
494
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,680
The ash found in all four houses
495
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,000
originated from
the same material source --
496
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,800
decent-quality writing paper,
traces of ink --
497
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,280
which confirms
all four break-ins are linked.
498
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,160
And they think the cloth fibres
found at the scene
499
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,400
came from white-cotton gloves.
500
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,160
-What kind of burglar
wears white-cotton gloves?
501
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,400
-I know who it is.
502
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,320
It's obvious, innit?
-Um, is it?
503
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,480
-A man sneaking into
people's houses at Christmas
504
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,160
wearing white gloves.
505
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,480
It's Santa.
506
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,640
-[ Laughs ]
-He's got a point.
507
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,520
-That would make sense
of the ash, too.
508
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,920
It got caught on his clothes
when he came down the chimney.
509
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,600
-So our only credible suspect
is Father Christmas.
510
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,480
-Open-and-shut case.
Can we all go home now?
511
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,040
-Not quite, Margo.
And thank you, Freddie.
512
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,360
No, before we arrest Santa
and ruin everyone's Christmas,
513
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,120
let's check
all other avenues first.
514
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,600
Such as, what links,
515
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,080
if any, can we find
between the four victims?
516
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,920
Anything back on the bracelet
we found?
517
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:42,880
[ Telephone rings ]
-Not yet.
518
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,520
-Shipton Abbott Police Station.
519
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,720
-Coffees.
520
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,080
And I got Rishi
521
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,880
a lemonade
to go with his sandwich.
522
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,600
-His name's Freddie.
523
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,880
I've got Josh Woods
on the phone.
524
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,560
He wants a crime number
for his insurance.
525
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,000
-Nothing was stolen.
526
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,840
-He says he's just realised
527
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,400
he might have lost
his gold bracelet.
528
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:09,640
♪♪
529
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:14,920
♪♪
530
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,440
-I'm not sure.
531
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,360
-You're not sure?
-I just had it on my wrist.
532
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,720
I didn't spend all day
looking at it.
533
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,560
-If it is yours, can you explain
534
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,520
what it might have been doing
in Mrs. Jones' cottage?
535
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,400
-Maybe she nicked it.
536
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,680
-Or maybe it came off your wrist
while you were breaking in.
537
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,320
-I didn't break in anywhere.
538
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,840
-Can you account for
your whereabouts last night?
539
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,840
-I told you, I had a party
at the Langstone.
540
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:34,960
Birthday for Snoop Dog.
541
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,840
-Snoop Dog?
-Not that one.
542
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,600
Paul Harris.
Works at the wool shop.
543
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,920
I tell you why we call him
Snoop Dog.
544
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,600
-Doesn't matter.
545
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,840
So you have people
who can confirm you were there?
546
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,040
-Yeah.
-Till what time?
547
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,600
-Half 1:00, 2:00?
-And after that?
548
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,840
-It's all a bit of a blur,
to be honest.
549
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:58,680
♪♪
550
00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,920
-Thoughts?
551
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,960
-He got drunk, reverted to type,
552
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,400
wandered around breaking into
houses smoking his wacky baccy.
553
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,720
-Except the ash wasn't
marijuana.
554
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,320
It was writing paper.
555
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,120
And why would he also
break into his own house?
556
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,320
-All I know is, whenever
Josh Woods is in the picture,
557
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,880
he's usually
guilty of something.
558
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:16,640
-That he may be, but is he
really our housebreaker?
559
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,320
I don't know.
560
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:22,640
His fiancé, Lucy, seems a little
more straightforward.
561
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,400
Let's talk to her again.
562
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:29,440
♪♪
563
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:35,520
-♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
564
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,440
♪ Oh ♪
565
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,600
♪ Oh, oh ♪
566
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,120
-Ooh, the Christmas market.
567
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,240
Mind if we just stop off?
-Er, no.
568
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,320
-♪ Well, Santa don't you
take too long ♪
569
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,840
♪ Sleigh bells playing
a familiar song ♪
570
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,520
♪ Oh, I can't wait
for Christmas ♪
571
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,080
-Let me wear your outfit now.
572
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,000
-Yeah!
-Come on, please.
573
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,720
-Hello.
-Oh!
574
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,960
-How's it all going?
-Shouldn't you be working?
575
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,160
-We are.
We had four break-ins last night
576
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,040
and we're just on our way
to see a suspect's fiancé.
577
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,320
-Not to mention babysitting
a mystery boy
578
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,840
until social services get here.
579
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,080
-Oh.
-Kelby told me.
580
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,400
Has a taste for sausages.
581
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,400
-It would seem so.
582
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,520
Well, this all looks
very Christmassy.
583
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,800
-That's the general idea.
-Oh.
584
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,880
-Hello.
-Hi.
585
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,160
-It's been quite a year.
586
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,560
-Yeah, it has.
587
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,360
-Glad to see the back of it?
588
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,960
-No.
589
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,440
-Not even the IVF?
590
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,680
-It didn't work.
591
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,560
But we always knew it might not.
592
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,040
-And we broke up.
593
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,640
-And we got back together.
594
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,320
And we moved here,
and you bought a boat,
595
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,800
and we've got a duck,
and it's Christmas.
596
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,840
-So we're winning?
-I think we are.
597
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,120
Don't you?
-I'm definitely winning.
598
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,520
I've got you.
-Oh, very true.
599
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,120
-Put her down.
600
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,360
She's supposed to be
hanging tinsel.
601
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,200
-Sorry.
602
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,360
-Are you joining us tonight,
Esther?
603
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,000
-Er, as long as I don't
have to sing.
604
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,440
-Singing is compulsory.
605
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,440
-We should go.
-Yeah.
606
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,000
See you later.
607
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,920
-Bye.
608
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,520
-Oh, my daughter's
at the grotto.
609
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,000
Do you mind?
-No, of course not.
610
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,000
-If you don't let go,
I'm gonna tell Santa
611
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,280
not to bring you
any presents this year
612
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,760
and take back the ones
you got last year.
613
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,560
-How's it going?
614
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,600
-They keep pulling on my bells.
615
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,200
-You do know elves
are supposed to be happy.
616
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,920
-I will be when I get home.
617
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,880
-Zoe, this is Inspector Goodman
I've been telling you about.
618
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,440
-Hi.
-Very pleased to meet you, Zoe.
619
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,600
-She's not really an elf.
It's a costume.
620
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,440
-Excuse my mum.
She thinks she's funny.
621
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,840
-Ha, ha!
So, er, do you need anything?
622
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,440
-Yeah. This lot to stop
pulling me about.
623
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,160
-Well, if they hurt you,
tell someone,
624
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,560
because it's very important.
625
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:50,360
-What is?
-Elfin safety in the workplace.
626
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,160
-Wow.
627
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,040
-He lost it in June.
628
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,240
-What?
629
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,360
-On a Jet Ski in Minorca.
630
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,760
As soon as you
mentioned insurance
631
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,200
he started making a list of all
the things that we've lost,
632
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:15,200
or that have broken,
in the past year.
633
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:20,840
-"Watch, microwave, smartphone,
gold bracelet."
634
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,160
-You, er, do know that such
a claim would be fraudulent.
635
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,880
-I told him that,
636
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,720
but he said he'd get
a crime number just in case.
637
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,640
I wouldn't have let him do it.
638
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,920
I'm sorry, but you know
what he's like.
639
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,040
-Right, well, we'll, er,
we'll send him home.
640
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,120
-We can keep him if you like.
641
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,680
Chuck away the key?
642
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,000
-Nah.
643
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,960
I love the bones of him.
644
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,440
-Right.
645
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,160
♪♪
646
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,160
-Anyone for hot chocolate?
647
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,400
I need a taste test.
648
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,960
-Oh, go on then.
649
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,280
[ Laughs ]
650
00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,800
-There's a few cakes too.
651
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,440
-Ooh, thanks, Martha.
652
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,120
-This our mystery boy, is it?
-Er, yes.
653
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,680
Social services are supposed
to be on their way
654
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,640
but the social worker
got held up.
655
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,000
-Well, I'm going back
to the café.
656
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,040
Do you want me
to take him for a while?
657
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,240
He must need feeding again.
658
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,080
-You hungry?
659
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,200
Yeah.
660
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:32,880
♪♪
661
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:42,400
♪♪
662
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,480
-You look like a girl
who needs cake.
663
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,840
-Thanks.
664
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,480
Just catching my breath
before we start.
665
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,720
-You looking forward to it?
666
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,880
-Not if this morning
is anything to go by.
667
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,200
I've already been pulled about
by a load
668
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,440
of ankle-biters
demanding to see Santa.
669
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,560
-You'll be fine
once you get going.
670
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,320
All those smiling little faces
excited to see
671
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,400
Father Christmas.
672
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,640
Or not.
673
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,320
-I'm dreading it.
674
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,760
-Then why do it
in the first place?
675
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,320
-Mum said I had to get a job
676
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,600
or she wouldn't get me
driving lessons.
677
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,080
-That doesn't sound
unreasonable.
678
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,520
-No, but why couldn't she get me
something normal,
679
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,320
or at least indoors?
680
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,920
-Oh, so that's what
you're kicking against.
681
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,880
You don't like it
because it's Mum's idea.
682
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,600
My daughter is exactly the same.
683
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,200
Has been since she was
old enough to have an opinion.
684
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:34,880
If I suggested something,
she'd disagree on principle.
685
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,360
It's perfectly natural.
686
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,000
-She's so annoying.
687
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,640
-I don't doubt it.
688
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,440
But I suspect not quite
as annoying
689
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,080
as my daughter finds me.
690
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,720
-Sorry, I didn't mean to...
691
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,040
-Don't be.
692
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,440
It's the way of the world.
693
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,760
The thing to remember, though,
is no matter how hard done
694
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,640
by you're feeling,
695
00:30:55,800 --> 00:31:00,640
you should try to see it from
other people's point of view.
696
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,280
Right or wrong, your mum
is only trying to teach you that
697
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,440
if you want something out of
life, you need to work for it.
698
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,920
That's not a bad lesson
to learn, now, is it?
699
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,600
And then there's all
those little ones
700
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,280
who've been excited for weeks,
knowing that today is the day
701
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,880
they're going to see
Santa Claus,
702
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,760
and they're going to tell him
what they want to find
703
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,600
under the tree
on Christmas morning.
704
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,440
And the last thing they deserve
is to be greeted
705
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,880
by a grumpy elf.
706
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,200
Hmm?
[ Chuckles ]
707
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,920
Shall I tell you a mum's secret?
708
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,360
The more you complain about
something, the more fun
709
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,440
it is for us.
710
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,880
So if you really want
to get her back,
711
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,840
tell her you're
really enjoying it.
712
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,400
She'll be mortified.
713
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:52,560
♪♪
714
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:58,800
♪♪
715
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,280
-Okay, I've tried everything.
716
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,640
I can't find any link between
the houses
717
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,160
that were broken into,
718
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,240
apart from the fact
that they're all houses
719
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,840
and people live in them.
720
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,400
-Anything back on the bracelet?
721
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,200
-No.
-What's this?
722
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,800
-They sent over all
the paperwork
723
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,280
for the station review.
724
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,840
Anything not closed
by the Christmas break
725
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,120
will be included
in the Q1 figures.
726
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,600
-What does that mean?
727
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,000
-Well, it means that with these
break-ins,
728
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,640
our clear-up rate
will begin at minus four.
729
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,360
We're screwed.
730
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,000
-Great.
731
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,240
Mm. Where's the munchkin?
732
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,160
-Oh, Martha took him to the café
for something to eat.
733
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,320
I think he's got hollow legs.
-[ Chuckles ]
734
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,880
-Well, I'll check in,
make sure she's okay
735
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,080
and maybe get some coffees
while I'm at it.
736
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,440
I've a feeling we're going
to need them.
737
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:48,800
♪♪
738
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,120
-Hi.
739
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,800
-Freddie.
740
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,840
How's the food?
741
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,240
-Wicked.
-Wicked.
742
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:02,640
Well, I'm starting to think
we're doing you a disservice,
743
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,880
creating the illusion
that running away from home
744
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,120
is far more fun
than it ought to be --
745
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:13,360
a world festooned with sweets
and sausages in various forms.
746
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,840
-Take no notice.
747
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,440
He just likes using big words.
-Yes.
748
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,840
All the same though,
we need to get you home, okay?
749
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,400
So what happened?
750
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,520
Had a fallout with your mum?
751
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,080
-She's well annoying.
752
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,480
-Yeah.
753
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,560
-Well, mums can be
annoying sometimes,
754
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,360
but it's usually because
they care about you.
755
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,560
-Don't feel like it.
756
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,880
-So what did she do that
was so bad?
757
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,880
-She took my phone off me.
758
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,440
-Golly.
759
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,320
I didn't even have a phone
when I was your age.
760
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,840
-Well, if you did,
you'd be annoyed
761
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,360
if someone took it off you.
762
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,720
-Dare say I would.
763
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,840
-Now I can't talk to
my granddad.
764
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,360
-Are you close to your granddad?
765
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,480
-We're best friends.
766
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,640
-Hmm.
767
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,400
-I'm sure you love
your granddad,
768
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,720
and it's not fair
that you can't talk to him,
769
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,400
but I'm still not sure that's
a reason to run away from home.
770
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,160
-I'm not running away.
771
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,840
I'm thinking.
772
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,320
-Oh, you're thinking?
773
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,360
Well, you know that when
the lady from social services
774
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,720
gets here, you'll have
to tell her where you live.
775
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,640
-Why?
776
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,680
-Well, because if you don't,
777
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,960
there's a good chance
they'll take you into care.
778
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,320
-And you don't want that
to happen, do you?
779
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,840
However annoying your mum is.
780
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,800
-Can't I just stay here?
781
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,840
-Well, as much as we'd enjoy
that too,
782
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,360
it's just not
really possible.
783
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,720
-Why not?
784
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:47,240
-Well, as a policeman, I am...
785
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,600
well placed to quote
on elements of the law
786
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,920
and I can report
that kidnapping children
787
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:56,200
is incontrovertibly
frowned upon.
788
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,480
-Big words again.
789
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:04,840
-You wouldn't be kidnapping me,
not if I wanted to stay.
790
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:10,000
-I'm sorry, it's not really up
to you, or us.
791
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,600
-Well, it should be.
792
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,000
-DI Goodman?
793
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,200
Thought I recognised
the name.
794
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,280
-Ah, Mrs. Owen.
795
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,520
-Hannah Owen.
796
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,200
Social services.
797
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,400
Hello, Ryan.
798
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,400
-Ryan?
-You know him?
799
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,160
-I work with his social worker.
800
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,760
We've been helping the family
deal with a few issues.
801
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,360
Haven't we, Ryan?
802
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,640
-Don't want to go home.
803
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,240
I want to stay here.
804
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,560
-Well, your mum's very worried
about you.
805
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:35,680
-She won't let me talk
to my granddad.
806
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:40,240
-Well, we can all go and talk
about that together, can't we?
807
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:46,520
♪♪
808
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,000
[ Telephone rings ]
809
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,560
-Shipton Abbott Police Station.
810
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,960
She's on the other line
at the moment.
811
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,400
DI Goodman's just popped out.
812
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,960
Can I take a message?
813
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,040
-Okay. Thank you.
814
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,560
-This is very strange.
815
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:10,960
-What is?
816
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:16,120
-I can't work out if it means
anything or it doesn't.
817
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,320
-And I can't help you
if you don't tell me what it is.
818
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,280
-Well, I hit a dead end trying
to find a link
819
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,480
between the houses,
like the Inspector said,
820
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,440
so I did a cross-check
821
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:32,560
against any previous crimes
at those addresses.
822
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:35,240
-And?
823
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,560
-It's happened before.
824
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,440
-What has?
825
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,320
-Those exact four house,
they were all burgled
826
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,560
at the same time 50 years ago.
827
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:55,400
♪♪
828
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,840
-He said he had a falling out
with his mum.
829
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,680
-One of many, I'm sorry to say.
830
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,240
He lost his dad
a few years back.
831
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,280
Mum got a new boyfriend.
832
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:10,400
He reacted quite badly, became
a bit disruptive at school.
833
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:15,200
They contacted us and we've
been keeping an eye on things.
834
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,160
-He mentioned his granddad.
835
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,600
-The one real constant
in his life.
836
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,280
They're very close.
837
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,840
Look, his mum is trying
really hard.
838
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,560
He'll be fine
when I get him home.
839
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,120
-Bless him.
840
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,400
-I'll make sure he's okay
before I leave.
841
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:36,640
♪♪
842
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,240
[ Engine starts ]
843
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,640
♪♪
844
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,360
-Do you think he'll be alright?
845
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,200
-Let's hope so.
846
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:56,680
♪♪
847
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,800
[ Door closes ]
848
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,600
-Oh, sir, we found something.
849
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,320
All four houses
were burgled before,
850
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,520
all within three days
of each other.
851
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,880
-What?
852
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,960
-Christmas week, 50 years ago.
853
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,800
-1973.
854
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,920
-Only that time,
things were stolen.
855
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,280
-Why did none of them
mention this?
856
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,240
-Well, the Owens and Josh Woods
857
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,080
didn't live there then
and neither did the Beckers.
858
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,920
They inherited the house
from her mother.
859
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,920
-Kathleen?
-She grew up in that house
860
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,640
but it's a long time ago.
-Mm.
861
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:29,800
♪♪
862
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,160
Coins...
863
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,160
games console...
864
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,600
TV.
865
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,640
One of these
is a gold bracelet.
866
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,320
-Coincidence?
-It cannot be!
867
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,120
I don't believe in them.
868
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,040
Kelby, was anyone arrested
for these burglaries?
869
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,080
-Um...
870
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,720
one suspect arrested
and questioned,
871
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,440
released without charge.
872
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,240
Ernest Buchanan.
873
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,600
The detective in charge,
DI Foster,
874
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,720
cites a lack of evidence.
875
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,400
-Anything else?
876
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,320
-Only that they were
opportunistic thefts.
877
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,360
Windows left open,
back doors and the like.
878
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,680
Oh, and he adds at the bottom
879
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,200
that they weren't
looking for anyone else.
880
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,520
-Sounds like they knew who it
was but couldn't prove it.
881
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,160
-Mmm.
882
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,840
-Oh, Frank Becker phoned
while you were out.
883
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,240
Left a message.
884
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,040
He said he doesn't know
what it means,
885
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,800
but the TV in the lounge
wasn't ordered by his sons
886
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,680
or anyone else in the house.
887
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,480
It just appeared,
after the break-in.
888
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,000
-Looks like it was Santa
after all.
889
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,120
-[ Laughs ]
890
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,400
Maybe that's exactly
what it was.
891
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,640
If the bracelet isn't
a coincidence,
892
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,240
then neither is the TV.
893
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,960
I wonder...
894
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:53,120
Kelby, find out what you
can about Ernest Buchanan.
895
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,360
Is he still alive? Did he go on
to commit other crimes?
896
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,200
We need to check the other
two crime scenes.
897
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:02,480
♪♪
898
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,320
-Coffee.
899
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:09,640
-Like what?
900
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,920
-A jar of coins.
901
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,360
Has one just appeared anywhere?
902
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,160
Or a game console.
903
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,600
-No.
904
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:17,840
You haven't found anything
in the house
905
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,280
that you thought
didn't belong here
906
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,360
or you didn't know
where it came from?
907
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,160
-No.
-Josh?
908
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,800
-Josh?
-No.
909
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,600
Oh, except for you know what.
910
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,480
-I told you.
In your dreams.
911
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,280
-[ Laughs ]
912
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,720
Ta-da!
I saw it on the side.
913
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,400
-It's nothing to do with me.
914
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,920
-Josh.
915
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,160
Thank you.
916
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:47,240
♪♪
917
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:52,560
-Okay, what's the first ever
Christmas present you remember?
918
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,520
-I think the first main present
919
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:58,520
I remember was
an Easy-Bake Oven.
920
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,520
-You got an oven for Christmas?
921
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,480
-Not a real one,
you gurt noodle.
922
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,240
A little toy one.
923
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,400
Green, it was,
with little light bulbs inside.
924
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,600
-But could you actually
cook in it though?
925
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,200
Well, I mean, you couldn't do
a Sunday roast,
926
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,680
but you could do cakes.
927
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,840
-That doesn't sound safe,
letting kids cook.
928
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,280
-We didn't worry about things
like that when I was young.
929
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,840
We rode bikes without helmets,
930
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,920
we spent all day on the beach
without sun screen.
931
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,480
We didn't even have seatbelts
in the car.
932
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,360
-What happened
if you had an accident?
933
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:33,880
-It was Mum's job.
934
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,360
Put her arm across you.
935
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,240
-That is wild.
-[ Laughs ]
936
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,880
How about you?
937
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:46,120
-Ooh, first one I proper
remember is getting all four
938
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,880
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
characters.
939
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:54,000
-You see, that's the difference
in our generations.
940
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,600
We got presents to prepare us
for the life ahead.
941
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,800
You got turtles.
942
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,720
-Yeah, but they fought crime,
though, didn't they?
943
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,000
So that prepared me
for being a policeman.
944
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,160
-You know, sometimes, Kelby,
945
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,760
I don't think you're half
as daft as you look.
946
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,960
-Thanks.
947
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:22,120
♪♪
948
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,760
-How'd you know that?
949
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,240
-Call it a lucky guess.
950
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,000
-Well, it weren't coins.
951
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,680
I mean, I didn't think
anything of it.
952
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,200
Kai's a builder.
953
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,720
He's always leaving cash
lying around.
954
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,640
I banked it.
955
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,840
To cover the mortgage
that's just gone up, again.
956
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,320
-Can I ask how much
you found?
957
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:44,520
♪♪
958
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,000
Kelby.
959
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:50,800
Ernest Buchanan?
-Er...
960
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:55,200
Born December 29, 1953,
widowed in 2019,
961
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,080
one son, er, nothing further
on record of him,
962
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,520
not even a parking ticket.
963
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,320
Oh, last known address,
Upper Denbury.
964
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,400
It's about eight miles away.
965
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,320
-Occupation?
966
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,600
-Jeweller.
967
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:10,640
-White gloves.
968
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:14,160
-Indeed.
-So...
969
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,960
-So...
970
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,880
1973.
971
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,680
Let's say a 19-year-old
Ernest Buchanan
972
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,560
wasn't so much a burglar
as an opportunistic thief.
973
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,200
Breaking into what is now
the Owen house,
974
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:36,080
he stole a glass jar
containing £55 in coins.
975
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:44,680
♪♪
976
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,320
Later the same week
977
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,200
I think he stole a gold bracelet
from Kathleen's cottage.
978
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,360
As Kathleen has an allergy,
979
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:52,680
I'm guessing
it was her mother's.
980
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:59,160
♪♪
981
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:05,680
♪♪
982
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,520
Followed by the game console
from the house
983
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,840
that now belongs to Josh Woods
and fiancée Lucy.
984
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:15,440
♪♪
985
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:21,080
♪♪
986
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,440
-And finally, the TV
from the home of
987
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,720
Frank Becker's mother-in-law.
988
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,360
-Okay.
So what if all these years
989
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,960
later, Ernest Buchanan
had some kind of crisis?
990
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,600
For some reason yet
to be established
991
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,320
he was overcome with guilt,
with an undeniable desire
992
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,600
to put right
the wrongs of his past.
993
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,080
We know he never offended again.
994
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,240
I don't think the gold bracelet
was dropped there by accident.
995
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:54,000
I think it was put there
on purpose.
996
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:59,520
♪♪
997
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:05,120
♪♪
998
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,360
Then someone must have
knocked it on the floor.
999
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,440
[ Cat meows ]
1000
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:16,400
♪♪
1001
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,200
One down, three to go.
1002
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:22,880
The TV was simple enough.
1003
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,200
-New for old.
1004
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,320
And Frank Becker thought
the TV turning up
1005
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,200
was another prank
by his two boisterous sons.
1006
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,320
-Yes.
Then, the game console.
1007
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:38,920
♪♪
1008
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,040
Which was a little harder
to replace like for like,
1009
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,280
so instead
he bought a tablet.
1010
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,840
-Which Josh saw but just assumed
1011
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,280
it was a Christmas present
from Lucy yet to be wrapped.
1012
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,520
-Exactly.
1013
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:59,200
♪♪
1014
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,120
-Flipping 'eck, Kai.
1015
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,320
-And the jar of coins?
1016
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,600
-As Hannah said, her husband Kai
is a builder
1017
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,080
who has a habit of
leaving cash lying around.
1018
00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:17,320
She found £569, which I bet
is exactly
1019
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:22,920
what £55 in 1973
would be worth today.
1020
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,320
So Ernest Buchanan returned
1021
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,400
to the scene
of his former crimes
1022
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,680
to replace
the things he'd stolen.
1023
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,360
-But why would he go to all this
trouble after half a century?
1024
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,720
-I'm dying.
1025
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,640
I have cancer.
1026
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,360
They tell me it's stage four,
1027
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,920
which apparently means
I'm riddled with it.
1028
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:52,320
And it's strange how discovering
you've only got a few months
1029
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,400
to live helps
to reacquaint you with God.
1030
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:57,800
It's no time
to be making enemies.
1031
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,080
[ Laughs ]
1032
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,520
-No.
1033
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:04,960
-[ Chuckles ]
1034
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:09,360
My father was
a very religious man.
1035
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,520
He found comfort in it,
and, er, I thought I might.
1036
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,400
So I picked up a Bible,
1037
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:21,320
which is something
I haven't done for a long time.
1038
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,560
I suppose I was looking for
a way to make sense
1039
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:24,840
of what's happening.
1040
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,160
Anyway, I found something.
1041
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,160
Sort of leapt out at me
when I was flicking through.
1042
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:33,640
It's a story about an old king
called Hezekiah,
1043
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,880
and he was dying.
1044
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:41,480
And a prophet called
Isaiah said to him,
1045
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,720
"Put your house in order,
because you are about to die."
1046
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,520
[ Chuckles ]
1047
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,400
That seemed
like sensible advice.
1048
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,560
Have a bit of a tidy up
before...
1049
00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:54,600
And it's funny, as I read it,
I heard it in my dad's voice,
1050
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,680
like he was telling me
what to do.
1051
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,920
-And that's what you were doing?
1052
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,920
Putting your house in order?
1053
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,920
-Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]
1054
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:11,440
I always felt guilty, taking
those things from those people.
1055
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,200
So why not put it right,
1056
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,680
and make my peace with
the universe before I leave it?
1057
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:20,480
And have a bit of fun
at the same time.
1058
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,160
-And the ash?
1059
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,640
The ash you left
at all the houses.
1060
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,200
-That's a thing my dad
used to make us do
1061
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:31,520
when we were children.
1062
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:32,920
Write our sins
on a piece of paper
1063
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,040
and then burn it
to show remorse.
1064
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,720
-If you were trying to show
remorse, Ernest,
1065
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,440
you left it a long time.
1066
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,480
-I know.
1067
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,640
Life keeps you busy though,
doesn't it?
1068
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,680
Your priorities change and time
just goes.
1069
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,760
One day you go to sleep a boy
of 19
1070
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,320
and you wake up
a 70-year-old man
1071
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:02,840
looking back at all
the stupid things you did.
1072
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,560
-Don't you have family?
1073
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,720
-No, I lost my wife, and my son.
1074
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,480
-I'm sorry.
1075
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,720
-My son's widow, she got herself
a boyfriend eight months
1076
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,480
after my son died, and...
1077
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:30,400
I thought it was too soon,
and then we argued and...
1078
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,760
I said things that I regret now.
1079
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:38,160
The boyfriend didn't last,
of course,
1080
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,440
but the damage had been done.
1081
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,080
-Your daughter-in-law --
1082
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:47,160
does she know
that you're not well?
1083
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,040
-No, no.
No, she doesn't know.
1084
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,000
-Don't you think
you should tell her?
1085
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:59,920
-Well, I thought about it, but
why pass on my problems to them?
1086
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,400
Maybe some things are better
left as they are.
1087
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:10,000
So, what now?
1088
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,960
Do you need to take me in?
1089
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:24,840
-Even if he put things back,
1090
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,000
rather than taking anything,
it's still forced entry.
1091
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,360
-Yes.
1092
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,480
-So do we pursue with CPS or
not?
1093
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,640
-Well, we'll go through
the process because...
1094
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,800
because we have to,
but it'll never go to court.
1095
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,400
I think we could push
for a caution.
1096
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,760
-You know without a conviction,
we've got four burglaries
1097
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,920
that won't qualify
for the review.
1098
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,080
-Well, sometimes there are
more important things
1099
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:52,400
than a pie chart,
I suppose.
1100
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,600
Like a real pie.
1101
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,360
A pie of the ginger
and cinnamon variety
1102
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:58,880
cooked by the woman I love
1103
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,000
and about to be served
with a hot mulled wine
1104
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:05,160
at the Christmas market,
right about now.
1105
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,960
-Sir.
1106
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,640
Can we stop somewhere
on the way?
1107
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:16,040
-♪ Out in the field
that I know well ♪
1108
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,120
[ Doorbell rings ]
1109
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,120
♪ Oh, how I'm cold ♪
1110
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,080
♪ Will you let me in? ♪
1111
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:23,360
-Wash your hands, darling,
your tea's nearly ready.
1112
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,920
-♪ If you could hear me speak ♪
1113
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,560
♪ Where would I begin? ♪
1114
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,000
-Jane Buchanan?
-Yeah.
1115
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,120
-♪ Time, it is passed now ♪
1116
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,160
♪ And I roam free ♪
1117
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:44,120
♪ Is it wrong to wish
you still need me? ♪
1118
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,760
♪ Is it wrong to wish
you still need me? ♪
1119
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:51,880
[ Ringtone playing ]
1120
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,240
-Hi, Granddad.
-Oh!
1121
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,600
-Mum found out
I was calling you,
1122
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:57,720
so she took my phone off me.
1123
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,920
But now she's just
given it me back.
1124
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,040
-Hi, Ernie.
1125
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,760
How you doing?
1126
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:11,280
-Oh, you know, love,
rolling with the punches.
1127
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,680
-Police came round.
1128
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,320
They said you've not been well.
1129
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,280
I wish you'd said.
1130
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,720
-No point both of us worrying,
is there?
1131
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,560
-It's been too long.
1132
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,360
-Yes, it has.
1133
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,120
-Want a chip, Granddad?
1134
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,440
-Oh, ta.
1135
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,120
-Can we finish the story now?
1136
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,600
-Yeah, course we can.
1137
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,840
You comfortable?
1138
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,600
-Yep.
1139
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:49,680
"Mr. Scrooge?"
"Yes," said Scrooge,
1140
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:54,560
"that is my name, and I fear
it may not be pleasant to you.
1141
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:58,040
Allow me to ask your pardon."
1142
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:07,240
♪♪
1143
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,800
-Excuse me.
Sorry.
1144
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,440
Excuse me.
Sorry.
1145
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,640
Come on. Gosh, it's busy.
1146
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,160
Oh, thank you.
1147
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:18,960
-Oh, can I? Please?
-Mm-hmm.
1148
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,400
-Ooh, how was it?
1149
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,080
-Loved it.
1150
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:28,440
-Mm-hmm.
[ Chuckles ]
1151
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:29,640
-What's she talking about?
1152
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:34,600
♪♪
1153
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,040
-Oh, hiya.
1154
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,320
How's Ryan doing?
-Really good.
1155
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,080
He's got his phone back,
he's talking to Granddad,
1156
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,320
and he and Mum
have made their peace.
1157
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,080
-Oh, that's brilliant news.
1158
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:46,600
-You and Humphrey
were so good with him.
1159
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,080
He talked about you
all the way home.
1160
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:50,200
-Ah, that's nice.
1161
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,880
-You don't have kids?
1162
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,880
-No, it didn't
really happen for us.
1163
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,160
-Oh.
1164
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:01,880
Well, if you ever feel you have
the time and the energy to do
1165
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:08,400
for other kids what you did
for Ryan today, here's my card.
1166
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,400
We're always looking
for foster carers.
1167
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,160
-Inspector.
-Ma'am.
1168
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,920
-Are an inspector's wages so bad
these days
1169
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,520
that you can't afford a coat?
1170
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,480
-Oh, I can't really do coats.
1171
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,360
Too many pockets.
1172
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:23,880
Last time I wore one,
1173
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,240
I missed three trains
trying to find my ticket.
1174
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,960
-I spoke with Sergeant Williams.
1175
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,600
She talked me through
the outcome of the break-ins
1176
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,680
investigations, and your desire
to pursue a caution
1177
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,800
with the man responsible,
and why.
1178
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,080
-Yes, ma'am.
1179
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:38,240
-Which will put you
at a disadvantage
1180
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,600
with regards to your review.
1181
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,640
-Unfortunately, yes, it will.
1182
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,520
-In the circumstances I think it
prudent
1183
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:48,600
that we don't start to collect
your figures until January.
1184
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,360
-Circumstances, ma'am?
1185
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,240
-It's Christmas, Inspector.
1186
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,720
-So it is.
1187
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:55,880
-See you in the New Year.
1188
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,280
[ Mugs clink ]
1189
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:01,240
-Hi.
1190
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:08,080
♪♪
1191
00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:09,360
-Feeling alright?
1192
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,480
-Everything is
absolutely perfect.
1193
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:19,880
♪♪
1194
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:24,360
-♪ Silent night, holy night ♪
1195
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,360
-I've been thinking.
1196
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,640
Today's been a bit like
"A Christmas Carol" -- you know,
1197
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,960
Scrooge and the spirits
of Christmas Past,
1198
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,480
Present and Future.
1199
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,000
-Oh?
1200
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,000
-We had a bit of
a strange case today,
1201
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:41,960
which was all about righting
the wrongs of a Christmas past.
1202
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,400
Then in the Christmas present,
1203
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,640
a young boy was reunited
with his granddad.
1204
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,320
If we could only know what
our Christmas future holds.
1205
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,280
-♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
1206
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,080
-Happy Christmas.
1207
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,920
-Happy Christmas.
1208
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,440
[ Applause ]
1209
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:03,800
[ "Haul Away For Rosie" plays ]
1210
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:09,120
♪♪
1211
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:14,600
♪♪
1212
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,800
-♪ When I was a little lad,
or so my mother told me ♪
1213
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:21,400
♪ Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Rosie ♪
1214
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:25,160
♪ Away, haul away, we'll haul
away for Johnny-o ♪
1215
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,320
♪ That if I didn't kiss
the girls ♪
1216
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,040
♪ My lips would grow mouldy ♪
1217
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,680
♪ Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Rosie ♪
1218
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,240
♪ Away, haul away, we'll haul
away for Johnny-o ♪
1219
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,560
♪ Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Rosie ♪
1220
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:44,200
♪ Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Johnny-o ♪
1221
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,560
♪ Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Rosie ♪
1222
00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:51,280
♪ Away, haul away, we'll haul
away for Johnny-o ♪
1223
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:59,560
♪♪
1224
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:08,040
♪♪
1225
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:16,520
♪♪
1226
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:24,720
♪♪
1227
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:33,400
♪♪
1228
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,320
-Merry Christmas, sir.
Merry Christmas, Sergeant.
1229
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:45,800
♪♪
1230
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:47,840
[ Cheers and applause ]
1231
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:57,440
♪♪
1232
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:07,360
♪♪
1233
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:17,080
♪♪
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