All language subtitles for A.Million.Little.Things.S01E15.en

Eddie: You can't imagine
how fragile life is until...

No!!
...it's too late.

When Jon left us,
he exposed the truth...

He found your necklace.
Jon knew about us.

...and our secrets
spilled out...

Katherine:
So, every time I was with her,
you were humiliating me.

Do you love her?

...but we had to
push through...

This is our baby.
Stop.

I-I think we should
get a divorce.

...for ourselves...

You ever feel down...
Everybody feels sad, son.

It's just a part of life.
...for each other...

We have to be there
the same way Jon would be

had it been one of us.

I've known you
your whole life.

You ever want to tell me
that Ella's a boy,

I'm glad to hear that.

...because what other choice
is there?

Dare me to do anything.

I dare you
to get chemo.

Kevin: She's finally
gonna solve it.

Both: Linda! Linda!
Linda! Linda!

Linda! Linda! Linda!

Damn it. It's jammed.

What --
What's the pink stuff?

Uh...

Must be Rachel
and that damn gum.

I-I'm sorry.
That was unprofessional.

Just my luck.
23 sessions later,

and I almost cracked it.

Hey, the good news
is that we're both

about to get out of here
pretty soon.

Oh...
No offense, Kevin.

No, I get it.

Your tumor's small enough
to operate,

and you don't need
ol' Kevin anymore.

Gary: What do we have here?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my...
It's the love of my life.

And Maggie.

Wait.

Hey.

This is the Gary
you're dating?

Ohh, Maggie.

Just admit it, Linda.

You want to have
your way with me.

I do, Gary.
Just not the way you think.

My way involves a chloroform rag
and a wood chipper.

Wow.
That's on me.

We had "Fargo"
going on a loop in here.

Oh.
How do you know...

Linda?
Yeah.

Linda and I
fought cancer together.

Hmm.

And Jon and I
survived this --

her obsession
with this nerd toy.

Oh.

Rachel put
her gum in here?

I don't know what
she sees in you, Mendez,

but you better
treat her right.

He is. He's taking me
to Plymouth Rock today.

It's the last thing
on my bucket list.

Which you don't need
because bucket lists

are for people who aren't gonna
make it, and you, my dear,

now have an 80% chance
of beating this.

Don't make promises
you can't keep.

Kevin: Hey, hey.

Chair One, let's keep it
positive, all right?

Big smiles!

Thank you, Kev.
Thank you.

First rule
of beating cancer --

you got to...
Believe.

...you can beat cancer.
Okay, Tony Robbins.

You can
keep it positive,

but I've got cancer surgery
on Monday...

...so I'm gonna keep it real.

All right, well, if we're really
keeping it on the 100,

the Pilgrims did not actually
land on Plymouth Rock.

We all know that,
right?

They landed in Provincetown
or someplace,

like, a month before.

So what were
they doing for a month, huh?

Just driving around?
Looking for parking?

Tough room.

Hey, so I found
that car seat.

You were right.
You did give it to us.

Oh.

I think the Cheerios
were Theo's addition.

Great.
Uh, not exactly.

Apparently, it expired
six years ago. And, yes...

...car seats do expire,

according to all
the angry Mommy Blogs.

Anyway,
I'm about to head

into a mediation session
with Katherine,

but why don't
I meet you later?

I can help you
grab everything you need

and install that car seat.

That would be great.
Thank you.

How's it all going
with Katherine?

Pretty smoothly,

all things considered.

I'm so sorry, Eddie.

Don't be.
What happened with us...

well, Katherine
and I had problems

long before that started.

I should head out.
Just text me where and when.

I'll meet you there.
Okay, thanks.

Hey, Pop,
how you like your eggs?

How many ways you know
how to make 'em?

Scrambled it is!

So how's the script writing
thing going?

Uh, it's good.
I'm in the third act.

I could never
do what you do.

Hey, Walter!
What's...

Hey, beautiful.
Hi.

Check it out. My dad
was in the neighborhood...

...and decided to stop by
with coffee.

$5 coffee.
Oh, well, thank you.

I was telling Rome
how I got a guy

to redo
my hardwood floors cheap

since the poor bastard's
between gigs.

Well, good for you
and the poor bastard.

Renee and I couldn't
decide between

Sedona Red
and Rosewood,

so I asked Rome
to be the tiebreaker.

And we are going with...

Sedona Red.
Mm!

Oh, my God.
What?

My sous chef, Sandra,
just heard

that this anonymous
food blogger

is coming into
the restaurant tonight.

I mean, he or she is, like,
super influential.

Babe, a good review --
that -- that could make you.

Or break you.

I mean,
God, are we ready?

What am I gonna make?

Oh, I know what
I'm gonna make.

Do I have cumin?

Babe, I am sure
you're gonna be great.

Deep down,
I think she heard me.

Bon appétit.

Good eggs.

Thank you.

Oh, hey, um,

did I tell you
your brother's visiting?

You did not.

Yeah, he's staying
with me and Mom.

I guess Stasia couldn't
get off work, so...

we have him
all to ourselves.

Lucky you.
Yeah, he's great.

But...

since we're redoing
our floors,

I was hoping maybe you could
put him up a couple days.

This $5 coffee
is gonna cost me more than $5.

What?
Nothing.

All right, well,

you can sell your home now
and divide the proceeds

or you can defer the sale
to a later date.

Theo's never
lived anywhere else.

No, I agree.

It's best for Theo to stay here
in the house with his mom.

All right. Have you, uh,
given any thought

to how you're gonna divvy up
the communal assets?

Like, uh, this table,
for example.

Eddie can have
the table.

No, you keep the table.
Really.

You...take it.

Huh. Most couples
fight to keep things,

not the other way around.

No, it's just...

Uh, we just have a lot
of history with this table.

Hmm.

How about we decide
on the furniture

when you're not
charging us $300 an hour?

Sounds good, Counselor.

Next up --
Theo's legal guardianship.

You have designated
Jon and Delilah Dixon.

Now, is that
still the plan?

Jon passed away
last fall.

I'm sorry.

So would you like
to delegate Delilah, then,

to be the sole guardian?

No.
Probably not, no.

I get it. You know,
many couples aren't comfortable

with the idea of
a single-parent household.

No, it's not that.

I know plenty of single mothers
who are great

at raising their children,
Delilah included.

Well, yeah, I mean,
if she's still grieving, then --

It's not her grief.
She slept with my husband.

If he needed
a place to stay,

why couldn't he just
ask me himself?

Probably 'cause he knew
you'd make that face.

I'm not making a face.
This is my face!

You still mad about
Stasia dinging your car.

They -- She ripped off
my fender and my taillight, Pop.

Well, he had no money
to pay for it back then.

He ain't got no money now,

and I didn't want him
to pay for it.

I just wanted him
to admit that she did it.

I wanted him to take
responsibility.

For once. For anything.

Sometimes being
the older brother

means being
the bigger person.

Sometimes? Pops, I'm always
the bigger person!

I had to give him my miniature
Empire State Building

because he left his

Statue of Liberty
on the train.

A-And investing
in his "juice business"

that was gonna
"pay for itself"?

Side note -- itself
still owes me 2,000 bucks.

And -- And, yeah!
Oh, yeah!

Pretending that somebody else
backed into my car

when my paint is
all over her damn bumper.

Come on. Everybody knew Stasia
bumped into the car, Pop.

We saw that.
Fine.

Did we see that, though?
Fine.

I will put him up
at a hotel.

Because I am
made of money.

Fine.
He can stay with me.

Thank you.

Hey, Mom?

Can you drive me and Elliot
to Cambridge this afternoon?

Sure thing, yeah.

We're gonna
get something to eat

and then go see
a movie at the Brattle.

I've worked it out, and if we
get an appetizer or dessert --

but not both -- I've got
enough cash to cover it.

Wait, this sounds to me
like a...date.

Mom...chill.
It's no big deal.

No big deal?
Come on. It's like...

what --
your first real date.

Wait, I got
something for you.

Okay.

Where is it?

Okay.

Dad's money clip?

Mm-hmm.

I know he'd want you
to have it.

And look at that.
Now you have enough

for an appetizer
and dessert.

Thanks, Mom.

Eddie: Katie, please, look.

W-We're never
gonna get through this

if we can't
at least talk about it.

Are you kidding?
What...

I've done nothing
but try to get through this.

Every day, I drop off Theo
in carpool,

I see the looks
on the other mothers' faces.

I know they know.

I just put my head down,
try to get through it.

You know what?

I'm tired of just
getting through it.

Hey, Katherine --
I'm late for work.

He's a 35-year-old man.

Omar can do that for himself.
It's the least I can do

since the poor guy's
got to sleep on a couch.

You asked me to do it a min--
Thanks, Ro.

As a token of my appreciation,
I got you this.

Oh, a box of chocolates.

I ate all the ones
I knew you didn't like.

Yeah.

This place is great.
You and Gina are so blessed.

It's not just blessed,
okay?

This is --
This is hard work,

being smart with our money,
sacrifices.

I didn't mean "blessed"
as in you didn't deserve it.

Isn't this
Mom's humidifier?

D-Doesn't she need this
for her asthma?

She wanted Omar to have it.
He has such dry skin.

Yeah, mostly for my calves
and elbows.

I mean, I moisturize,
but it's a struggle.

You know, far be it for me
to judge anybody's bucket list,

but I took many a field trip
to Plymouth Rock,

and I think you should set
your expectations

somewhere around..."eh."

I know it's not
exactly sky diving.

But when I was a kid,

there was this rock
in our backyard.

My brother and I used
to go out and pretend
that we were Pilgrims.

So ever since I moved here,
I felt like,

"Oh, I should go see the real
Plymouth Rock before..."

You know.

Well, you know the thing
about Pilgrims, right?

They were all about
starting a new life,

so, you know, they didn't
believe in bucket lists.

Maybe they should've.
14 out of the 19 women

didn't make it
through the winter.

That's dark and funny.
Mm-hmm.

What's up?
Can I borrow your air mattress?

My brother's in town,
and apparently my couch

isn't comfortable enough
for him.

Your brother?

Isn't that why you don't
have an air mattress?

Look, we're about to hit the
road for Plymouth Rock, so...

Drop it off on your way,

and you can be the brother
that I don't murder.

You're gonna
have to go around.

Man: All right,
let's get a move on it.

Ooh.

Geez.
All right,
let's get her out of here.

-We have a 38-year-old female.
-Ma'am, don't move.

-Car's on its side.
-We're gonna get you out.

-Okay. Okay.
-Let's get the Jaws of Life.

Oh, gosh, Katie.

-Sir, sir!
-Katherine?!

What happened?
We need you to stay back.

That's my wife!

We're working to get her
out of the vehicle.

-Katie?!
-Sir, please.

-What happened?
-I don't know.

I-I stopped,
it was clear.

I started driving,
and then out of nowhere,

this truck came barreling
through the stop sign.

When I saw your car...

I...oh, God...

I thought...

Okay, let's get you
to Boston General.

I'm gonna be
right behind you.

Hey, so, I got the T-shirts,
and I got one question.

Are these 100% cotton?

Because my cheek is telling me
this is a poly blend.

Hey, Omar,
what is this?

I-I thought
you were on vacation.

It's a working vacation,
man.

T-shirt biz is blowing up.

Hey,
check your dresser.

Guess what
it's filled with.

T-shirts? Yeah.
T-shirts.

My name's on the line,
man.

I-I need this.
I need this. Come on, man.

Mattress delivery.

Omar: And you know something
else, man? We got --

Oh, snap!
I'm gonna call you back.

Yo, hey!

Gary Mendez,
the Man with the Plan!

Oh, my goodness, man.
Hey, did you get taller?

No, I'm well into my 30s.
I think this is probably it.

Hi, I'm Maggie.
Pleasure to meet you.

Welcome. Can I get you
something, Maggie?

Sparkling water, tea.

You know, I travel around
with my own portable brewer.

-Yet he forgot a toothbrush.
-We're good.

We need to hit the road.
But I do need

to use the bathroom
before we go.
Smart.

Right this way.

Oh, okay.
Look at that.

-Do you like T-shirts?

Uh...yeah. I think.

I'm pretty sure
he's stealing my girlfriend

right in front of me.
That's impressive.

Yeah, I wouldn't
put it past him.

He stole
my living room.

Katherine:
Thank you.

I am fine, really.

You don't
have to stay.

I'm not going anywhere.

Let's ice that knee.
Doctor said every 20 minutes.

Finally!

Good use for peas.

You okay?

I was just thinking
how close I came

to never seeing
Theo again.

You can't
think like that.

But we have to.

We need to decide
on Theo's guardian.

All right, let's rock.
Let's...

...Plymouth Rock.
Oh...

How many times
are you gonna say that?

You're the one who put it
on your bucket list, so...

three more times, at least.

Gina, what's up?

Hey, so, Katherine
was in a car accident.

Oh, my God.
No, no, no. She's fine.

Check each glass.
I want our blogger

focusing on wine,
not water marks.
Yes, Chef.

Uh, anyway, I made food
for her and Theo,

and I would take it myself,
but I am so swamped.

We'll be there.
Anything you need.

Delilah: Wait, what movie
did you say you were gonna see?

"Ghostbusters,"
Mrs. Dixon.

I can't believe
you've never seen it.

It's only
essential viewing.

So you keep telling me.

You guys are
so cute together.

So, uh, you'll pick us
up at 5:00

to take us
to the movie?

Mm-hmm.

Eddie:
Hey, you've reached Eddie.
Leave me a message.

Hey, just wanted to make sure
you're okay.

I waited around at the store
for, like, 45 minutes,

and, uh, yeah,
just haven't heard from you.

Okay.

Well, if we want to
keep Theo with family,

I really think your mother
is our best bet.

I mean, look how well
she did with you.

She doesn't
have the energy,

and, uh, the language barrier
is too much.

Besides, when me
and my sister moved out,

she turned our room
into a sewing room.
Hmm.

And, no, my sister
is also off the table.

Tina? Yeah.

She can't commit
to a nail polish color

let alone
an eight-year-old.

Rome and Regina?

I mean, they don't
want a kid of their own.

Why would they want ours?

Yeah.

You know,
there is one other option.

Eddie...
L-- Hear me out.

No.
Hey. Listen.

Gary has matured a lot
since Jon died.

He always
has our backs.

Theo adores him --
You can't be serious.

I get that you guys haven't
always gotten along --

I'm not gonna
leave my child

to someone who split a pizza
with his dog.

Come on. That's not fair --
You know what's not fair

is that we have to
do this at all.

'Cause Delilah would've been
the perfect choice.

But that's just one more thing
that got ruined.

I keep trying to forget
what you did, but...

it just keeps
screwing up our lives.

Ooh.
No.

Okay, wait, so you have no idea
who this food blogger is?

And for all you know,
this blogger could be me.

Apparently, laughter
is not on the menu today.

Regina: No, I'm sorry.

It's just I need this
to go well tonight.

My last restaurant closed
after six months,

and it didn't help
that the only review we got

was a mean little blurb
in the Boston Phoenix.

I'm still trying to figure out
why "quaint" is a bad thing.

There she is,
and look at that tum-tum.

What happened to Plymouth Rock?

Plymouth Rock is happening.
Just...

hasn't happened yet.
Yes, but now Katherine is home,

so we're gonna
drop this food off,

and then we're gonna
hit the road.

Why, what's up
with Katherine?

She was in a car accident.
But she's okay.

Oh, my God.

No. Ed took her
to the hospital.

He's been with her all day.
She's good.

Of course, yeah.

Eddie: So, your mom
picked Theo up from school.

He's psyched to be
spending the night with her.

They're sewing.

I'm so sorry.
Give me a sec.

Go ahead.

Hey.

Hey. I-I heard
about Katherine.

Yeah, she's doing okay,
thank God.

Yeah. Just please tell her
I'm -- I'm thinking of her.

Look, I am so sorry
I didn't show up this morning.

Don't be. I-I-I get it.

Of course.

I-I can stop by tomorrow.
No need.

I-I got the car seat
and already installed it.

Okay, good.

I should've called sooner,
Delilah. I...

I was just
so worried about her.

I get it.
It's good that you're there.

It's just, after everything
I've done,

I need to make it right.

Thanks for understanding.

Hey.

Where's Elliot?
What happened to the movie?

He went home.
His mom picked him up.

Everything okay?

Everything's fine.

Sweetie, I'm sure
whatever happened --

Mom.

Can we just go?

Yeah.

Omar: One time it.
One time it.

Nope.
Through the five hole.

Mm! Score!

Sorry about that, Ro-Ro.

Uh...

So, what's up?
Stasia couldn't get off work

to come up
while you were here, huh?

Eh, I don't know, man.
Me, uh...

Me and Stasia are going
through a thing right now.

What kind of thing?

I didn't even want to tell Dad,
'cause you know how he gets.

Me and Stasia are...

probably getting
divorced.

We're getting
divorced, Rome.

I'm sorry to hear that,
man.

Don't act
like you liked her, man.

I like Stasia.

I mean, I-I do. I do.
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

It's like
you never forgave her

for backing into
your precious Porsche.

Which she did not do,
by the way.

It was so long ago, man.

It was a Tesla,

and I don't remember
busting my taillight

or whatever it was
she did, but...

Going through a breakup,

that's -- that's got to
be pretty rough.

Don't sit here and act like
you know what I'm going through,

'cause you don't.

We got two different lives,
and you know it.

You know,
my life ain't as...

...perfect as you think
it is, man.

Just a few months ago,
man --

Somebody back
into your fancy car?

You know...forget it.

-Whoo.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

If we want to make it
to the Rock today,

then we need
an exit strategy.

If you're suggesting that
we drop this on the doorstep,

ring the bell,
and run away --

No, we are
not doing that.

Okay, fine.
We'll go inside,

we'll give Katherine
this food,

and we'll say,
"Hey, Katherine,

we're so glad
that you're okay."

'Cause we are glad
that she's okay.

Oh, bup, bup,
bup, bup!

Do not
take off that coat,

and definitely
do not sit down.

All right,
I know that I may be

raining on your mission,
Commander Gare,

but Katherine
was in a car accident.

Sympathy? That's good.

Yeah, lock in on that.

-Can I take your coat?
-No, why would you do that, Ed?

It's nippy out there.
-Okay.

-Hey, Katherine.
-Hey.

Um, Regina made you
50,000 calories

of her delicious
truffle mac.

That is so sweet.
Thank you guys for bringing it.

Oh, ow.
-No. Katherine.

-Ow.
-Whoa, whoa.

-I'm good.
-You all right?

-Your head?
-Uh, yeah, I'll be fine.

I'll be fine. The car,
on the other hand, um,

probably not enough
mac and cheese in the world

to save that thing.
-Well, if you want someone

to get tough with
the other guy's insurance,

that's me, okay?
That's what I do.

This --
This is the one time

where my boring job
becomes exciting.

Okay, well,
I'll keep that in mind.

Um, there is, actually,

something I want to
talk to you about.

Ed and I have to designate
a legal guardian for Theo...

and we want it
to be you, Gary.

Oh.

Whoa. Hmm.

Yeah, we went through
all our options --

friends, relatives --

and when Theo's
with his Uncle Gary,

he's laughing
and he's loved.

You've hit your head very hard.

And you know how much
I love Theo,

but, uh...that's why it
shouldn't be me, you know?

'Cause being "Uncle Gary"
is very different

from full-time
parenting.

I mean, I wouldn't
want to screw the kid up.

Eddie: The fact that you're
worried about screwing him up

is exactly
why you will be great.

I'm touched, truly,
um,

but I promise,
you can do way better than me.

Okay, hey,
I know that you're, like,

trying to be the funny guy
all the time,

but I'm gonna be really
serious with you right now.

If I'm alive
a year from now,

it's because of you.

You literally
saved my life.

See, I think...

I think you're confusing me
with Gary Busey.

Don't do the thing.
What, make a joke?

Mm-hmm.
And then get you
into the bedroom --

No, you took care
of me.

You are the reason
that I am in the 80%.

I'm alive
because of you.

That is exactly the kind
of support and love

that Theo would need.

You wouldn't
let me say no,

so I'm not gonna
let you say no.

It's a little awkward
because they heard all of that.

Okay, all right.

Well, hopefully,
it'll never come to that,

but apparently, I'm in,
and I assume

that comes with a stipend
of some sort.

-Yeah.
-Well, then, it's decided.

He's taking your kid
and all your money,

and, uh, we'll come up
with the finer points

when the lawyer's
walking again.

Right now,
we have to go get to the --

That's the -- Isn't that the
thing that Linda goes crazy for,

the --
with the links on it?

Oh, no way. Yeah.

We have a friend
who's obsessed with that thing.

Do you think that Theo
would mind if we borrowed that?

Oh, no, take it.

It's Eddie's.

Yeah. Borrow.

Hmm.

No, sorry, D.

I'm not answering that call.

We have a selfie
to take with a rock.

Uh-oh.
Don't do it.

Oh, no.
No, don't you do it. That --

Hi, what's up?

Hey, sorry.
I know you guys

are on your way
to Plymouth Rock.

It actually took the Pilgrims
less time to get there.

What is up?
Danny had
his first official date

with Elliot today,

and I'm not sure
what happened,

but he's locked
in his room --

Okay, and I'm assuming Elliot's
not in there with him?

He won't come out.
He won't talk to me.

I don't really know
what happened.

I don't know
if he's just heartbroken.

Do you think -- Do you think
maybe you could talk to him?

Yes, of course.

We will swing by
as soon as we get back.

Are you kidding me?
It's Danny. We're going.

Okay.

Change of plans.

We'll be right there.

Thanks.

See the woman
in the yellow top?

Sandra:
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

She's taking pictures
of the food.

She's got to
be the blogger.

Yeah, but, Gina, half of
Instagram is pictures of food.

So, what, I got to kiss every
ass in this place tonight?

I have ChapStick
in my purse.

Oh, they're here.

Hey, Omar.
-Gina!

-Good to see you.
-This place looks great.

Aw, thank you.

You looking
for any investors?

You hanging in there?
-Barely.

-You're 10 minutes late.
-Right on time.

-Which is...
-Both: 10 minutes late.

It's okay,
because I know the owner.

Where's Mom?

She decided to stay home.
Her asthma's acting up.

Well, it's because
he took her freaking...

Unbelievable.

How about
I start everyone off

with a large,
relaxing drink, hmm?

Ah.

Hey, bud.

What's going on?

I don't want to
talk about it.

All right. Well...

...I'll just be here.

What's wrong with Danny?

I don't know.

Well, I'll tell you

what's wrong with me.

I didn't ask.

I had cheese,

and I'm lactose intolerant.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Why?

No, they're not coming in
for the surgery.

I'd rather they come
afterward anyway.

My mom can be a little...

Uh, let's just say I'm glad
I'll be on painkillers.

So, what's going on?
Did he say?

Yeah, it's something
you said.

Very funny.
No, I'm serious, D.

It was something
you said.

Did you tell them
they look cute together?

Yeah,
because they did.

Okay, well, apparently
Elliot is not as open

with his family
as Danny is with you,

so he was
a little freaked out

that his buddy's mom commented
on his sexual orientation.

Oh, God.

You mean --
Yeah, that's right.

You outed
a 12-year-old.

Hey.

Choosing Gary, I, uh,
think that meant a lot to him.

It definitely
meant a lot to me.

I knew Gary was probably
the right choice from the start.

But to be honest,
the reason I, uh,

didn't want him
is because...

you did.

Somewhere along the way,

arguing against you
became my default.

And that's not okay.

Well, it's not like
I didn't deserve it.

No, Eddie.

I stopped giving you the benefit
of the doubt a long time ago.

And that's on me.

I need to take
some of the responsibility

for where we ended up.

It was
an honest mistake.

And Elliot will bounce back.
Kids are resilient.

How am I gonna
raise this kid on my own

when I can barely parent
the two that I have?

Oh, come on.
That's ridiculous.

What? It's true.
I'm leaning on everybody,

and I just can't...
I just -- Ah.

What if
I'm not enough?

Not enough?

D, those kids --

What they've been through
the last seven months

is the hardest thing they'll
go through in their lives,

and you got them through it.
You're getting them through it.

You're more than enough.
You don't have to be perfect.

You just...
got to be there.

Yeah.

Was I right about
that wine pairing?

Oh, most definitely.
Oh, so happy.

And how's
that cheesecake?

Oh, so good. Thanks.
I knew you were
gonna have room for it.

Did you like the oysters?
Man: Yeah.

I snuck in
a couple extra.

Omar: So, yeah, anyway,
I don't want to jinx it,

but I think this T-shirt thing
could be pretty big.

My supplier
said the Northeast

is a pretty hot market
right now.

Walter:
Landing a deal like that
while you're on vacation!

Yep.
This guy never stops!

Of course, I'll need to keep
my overhead low, so,

Dad, I might have to
hole it up with you

for a little bit longer,
if that's cool.

I'll hook my old man up
with some T-shirts.
Hey, no.

I insist
on paying for them.

All right.

Hey, how about a toast?

To the Howard men.

Together again!

What's with you,
Mope-a-dope?

We're actually toasting
to the fact

that he's using
y'all again?

Don't give me that look.

You know exactly
what you're doing.

You're letting Mom and Dad
bail you out as always.

And by the way,
Mom's asthma is acting up

because you took
her humidifier.

You took it.
-Hey! Hi!

Why is table four so loud?
-We're -- We're good.

We're okay.
I'm -- I'm -- I'm good.

We're all good?
Everyone's happy.

Okay.

Hey, so,
the butter you're eating?

We make it in-house.
My apologies.

This is not the place
for any of this.

I'm sorry.

That's why
he's on those pills.

Are you serious?

That's what
embarrasses you?

My depression that I'm trying
to do something about?

This thing -- This thing that
I'm dealing with every day,

and you throw it
in my face.

And, oh, wait a minute,
Omar gets to drift through life

like a damn prince!

Don't you see
what you are doing?

You made him what he is!
Oh, and what am I?

-I can't believe you --
-Hi, again, table four.

I'm sorry.
I mean, I know today

was supposed to be
all about your bucket list.

It ended up being
about everybody else.

It's okay.
We got to spend the day

with all of
our favorite people.

We do plenty of that.

We can go to Plymouth Rock
when I'm well again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
When you're well again?

Dr. Bloom, that sounds
awfully optimistic.

I don't know.

I've spent so long
living with death,

I...it became a habit.

But helping our friends today
made me realize

that I really want to --

I want to be there
to scream

when Gina's restaurant
wins Best in Boston,

and I want to smoke a cigar
when Delilah's baby's born.

And --
Don't do that.

You're gonna beat cancer
and start smoking cigars?

No.

My point is my old bucket list
was about the past.

My new bucket list...

is about the future.

All my life,
I have tried so hard

to be whatever
you wanted.

Just to make you proud.

It's never enough.

I'm never enough.

You've never treated me
the way you treat Omar.

Ever.

You done
with your tantrum?

I love your brother.
I do.

But he's always needed
all the help he can get.

I mean,
look at him out there.

Still going
from job to job?

Now he's getting
a divorce.

You don't think
I've figured that out?

I know you have
your problems.

But, son, you're...

I don't have to
worry about you.

Maybe you should.

'Cause...

Yeah.

Sometimes you should.

So, I just got
a text from Sandra.

Apparently the blogger
was never coming.

Her source got
Someday mixed up

with a place
called Sunday.

I'm sorry, baby.

On the plus side, we have never
gotten better Yelp reviews.

So how's that going?

I realized that
I was just so angry at my dad

for everything he was
doing for my brother,

and I couldn't yell at him,
so I took it out on Omar.

Whether he meant to
or not,

my dad pitted us
against each other.

Sounds like you're not the only
one who should be in therapy.

I'm gonna go to bed.

You should
stay up a bit.

So...

antidepressants, huh?

Yep.
I heard about it

'cause Dad sorta mentioned it
to the entire restaurant.

How long you been
taking them?

Couple months.

I'm glad you're doing
what you got to do.

Actually...

this last year
has been really rough.

How about you?

Gary: Ooh-hoo.

All right.

Here's the plan,
Yeah.

You drive around the block
as many times as you need to

so that we don't get a ticket.

Oh, um, I don't think
anyone is going to give...

this a ticket.

Yeah.

Now I got to kiss the dome
for good luck.

Thanks.

-Kevin.
-Hey, Gary.

Dude, look what
Mags and I found

for our sourpuss friend next
time she comes in for chemo.

Promise me you will get a video
of Linda's face

when she sees
this thing.

What?
Um...

She's gone.

No.

Gary, Linda had
a pulmonary embolism.

Don't tell me that, Kev.
No.

I'm sorry, Gary.

Don't tell me that,
man.

She was sitting right there
this morning in that chair.

We all saw her.
She was doing fine.

Cancer patients,
they have a higher chance

of blood clots.

I'm sorry.

Call me
if you need anything.

I promise.

Thank you.

About the table...

I'd like to keep it,
if that's okay.

No. I want it
to stay here.

It's the table
that got us Theo.

Either I'm getting
a little tipsy here,

or these fumes are
starting to go to my head.

Mm-hmm,
and that's why

maybe you should've
worn one of these.

♪ Everything's fun
to a young heart ♪

Yeah,
I was worried that

looking like Hannibal Lecter
with a paintbrush

might turn you off.
Oh, well,
that's your first mistake,

because Anthony Hopkins
is my jam.

Balding,
middle-aged men.

That is --
That is good to know.

I also make exceptions

for devilishly handsome
rockstars.

Oh.
Mm-hmm.

You know any?

Oh, wait, wait!
What?

Oh, no. Oh, shoot.

Look what we did.

Must have been
from my button.

I love it.

♪ Yeah,
you'll be kicked around ♪

Every time we look at it,
we're gonna remember tonight.

♪ And you'll be broken
into better shape ♪

♪ Broken into better shape ♪

♪ I was one more mistake
from losing it all ♪

♪ Everything
I'd ever worked for ♪

♪ Things can go wrong
when they should be right ♪

♪ And it can haunt you ♪

♪ The rest of your life ♪

♪ If you let it ♪

♪ La-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ It'll let you down ♪

♪ Love, if you want the truth ♪

♪ Anything's possible ♪

♪ You can walk upon the moon ♪

♪ Or you can watch it roll ♪

♪ It's never in the stars ♪

♪ It's in your heart ♪

♪ Yeah, you'll be kicked around
but get up anyway ♪

♪ You'll be broken
into better shape ♪

♪ Broken into better shape ♪

♪ When the pieces rearrange ♪

Oh, hi.
Hi.

Did you give Linda
her new toy?

Yep.

Is everything okay?

Oh, yeah.

It's gonna be
even better tonight

when we make it
to Plymouth Rock.

Why? You said we had
the rest of my life.

I did say that.
And we do.

But the rest of your life...

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

...starts right now.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

Come on.

Bust some tune-age.

Busta Rhymes?

As long as
it's not "Bust a Move."

Yes.

Hey.

Man: Where are you?

You need to leave it alone.

You're only gonna
make things worse.

I know.

But, Mitch...

she's pregnant.