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Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...

You had sex with Ashley?

Are you at all worried
about this?

He's talking about Maggie.

She ended things with me.

She's not just your ex.
Maggie's our friend.

The guys needed to know
if you were up for touring.

You're standing a couple feet
from the bottle

and you're not drinking it.

This could be huge.

Rome: I don't know
how you do it all, babe.

Launching a new restaurant,
taking care of the house...

And reminding you
to take your meds.

Which I already did.

No, you didn't.

No, I didn't.
Damn it.

I just want
what's best for you.

Pretending
you're not the father,

I know
it's unbearable.

It's got to be the hardest thing
I've ever done in my life.

After all the business

that Jon has thrown
your way,

you're just gonna, what,

sit there
and screw his family over?

Gary: You, Jon --

you went through the whole thing
with me,

and you convinced me to live,

and then you left me.

Eddie: Gary, no!

Morning?

Another dream? Oh, man.

Regina, I cannot be held
responsible for the things
that I do in your dreams.

You were kissing her.
Who?

Anika,
and you were liking it.

I was?

And she was liking it.

Of course she was.
But who's Anika?

The pastry chef
from my old catering company.

And in my dream,

you two were doing some
nasty things with frosting.

Oh, well,
I do like frosting.

Oh, yeah, frosting.

That's my favorite.

Well, how about this?

Oh, Anika does that move.

Yeah? What about this?

No.

Okay.

I know what
you're trying to do.
Mm-hmm.

It's already 9:20,

and I've got to help Delilah
get a Christmas tree.

And I promised Katherine
that I would teach her

how to make
a gingerbread house --

both things that can wait
7 to 10 minutes.

Five?

Since when do I
have to attack you?

Fine.

Fine.

But tonight, I will be
having my way with you sexually.

Looking forward to it, Anika.

♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
So, what happened, Superman?

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
My cape got caught
in the mailbox.

It happens.

Those might be
too small, T.

♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

You should ask Santa
for some new ones.

♪ Laughing all the way ♪

How do you know
how to sew, Mom?

♪ Bells on bob-tail ring ♪
Oh, Halmoni. When she
and Halabuji came from Korea,

♪ Making spirits bright ♪
she was a seamstress
so she could make money

and still be
at home with me.

♪ What fun it is ♪
Can I try?

♪ To ride and sing ♪
Sure.

♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪
Okay, come sit.

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
Okay, you see that?

Katherine:
Okay, put your foot on that.
Theo: Mm-hmm.

♪ Jingle all the way ♪
Go very slo-- Whoa, okay.

Good job.

I know you're Santa Claus.

Santa Claus?

Me?

You think that Santa Claus
is a real-estate attorney?

♪ Jingle all the way ♪
Superman worked
at the Daily Planet.

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

Dad!

Hey, pal.
How you doing?

Uh, I thought
we said 10:00?

Eddie: Oh.

I'm sorry, Clark Kent.

No, I was looking for
Superman.

Will you let him know
that I will be back at 10:00?

But we're done,
right, Mom?

Can I go get ready to go
Christmas tree shopping?

Sure.

Yes! Come on, Dad.

You're the best, Mom!

Second best.

Hello-o-o, Dixon family!

Who is that?

I come bearing gifts.

Come forth
and be delighted.

Oh, wow. Who are you,

and what have you done
with my friend Gary?

Yeah. I've literally never
seen you this positive.

Well, fam, I appreciate
the feedback.

But I think you'll find
that, this year,

I'm all positive,
all the time.

Which is why
I got you this.

Is it a video game?
No, Soph,
it's cooler than that.

That's a thing
that lets you know

when you're done pulling the car
into the garage.

You know, just in case
you find yourself

parking while blindfolded.

But I do not know
how to drive.

With this,
it doesn't matter.

I got you that.

And I love it.

Admittedly,
some of these are regifts.

Danny, don't worry.
I didn't forget about you.

This is for you.

It's a fishing pole.

Yeah.

Take it.
Just take it, Danny.

All right, all right,
all right.

Third time's the charm.

Hut! Hut, hut!

Oh.
It's a football.

And a speaker.

Go long.
Here comes Coldplay.

Well, I -- I need
a picture of this.

-Oh, wow.
-Wow.

Anyone seen my phone?

Mom, what is up with you?

You've been forgetting
everything lately,

like your phone and your keys.
-No, I'm not.

Can you go check
and see if I left it

with Ashley in the study?
-Yeah.

Oh. Finally, a use
for that app that you got

so that you
could spy on me.

It's not spying when
I'm her mother, right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. It's upstairs.
I'll be right back.

Well, thank you for coming
and spreading good cheer.

How are they doing, huh?
These kids of yours?

Delilah: Amazing.

Danny just got
a used fishing pole.

Lucky fella.

What about you, huh?

How are you
and your pregnancy brain,

or did you forget
that you're pregnant?

D, when are you gonna
tell them, hmm?

You said you were waiting
for the second trimester.

And based on
our "hello" hug,

I would say
that you are there.

I don't know.

I guess I'm just...

I'm worried.

It's Christmas.

It's gonna be
very emotional.

Every time
they look at my belly,

they're gonna think of Jon.

How could they not?

But that's why Merry Gary
is in the house.

I'm gonna find some tape.

I'm gonna help you put the rest
of these decorations up.

You do that.

And then we're gonna
get ourselves

a Nativity scene,
sans Jesus.

And that's how we're gonna sneak
your baby into this family.

Ah, that's brilliant.

Do not B.S. me about FTC rules

when I know you break those
all the time, Donny.

You knew Jon
longer than I did.

Don't do this to this family.

It's almost Christmas.

Come on, Donny.

I got to go.

Oh, hi.

Hey.
Hey.

I don't know who Donny is,

but I sure hope what we did
didn't complicate things.

Don't flatter yourself.

No, I, um...

I just was trying to get
Danny one of those

build-your-own drone sets
for Christmas,

and they're sold out.

Well, I like where
your head's at.

It's all about
helping this family

have an amazing Christmas,
am I right?

Sorry about earlier,

but you are going to have
plenty of Mom Time

once I'm on the road
with the band.

Speaking of which...

Whoa.

I may be compensating

for having to work
during Christmas.

I invented that move.

Thanks to my work guilt,

our son owns approximately
six million pieces of LEGO.

I think I stepped on
half of them.

Oh, by the way...

I think he's on to us.

Did he ask you
about Santa, too?

I was hoping he'd hold on to
his innocence another year.

Yeah, me, too.

Theo:
Hey, Dad, you ready?

Yeah, I'll be right out.

Hold on.

I'll have him back
by 4:00.

He says he wants a piggyback
ride all day.

Maybe 3:30.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Ignore the signs.
Everyone does.

It's okay.
No, I'm serious.

I make the rules around here,

and there's no way
that any call you get

is gonna be louder than

Rachel and that gum.

It's like she's chewing
a never-ending steak.

Thank you, but...

I'm not telling anybody
that I'm doing this

until after I get
my first scan back.

Just don't want to get
anybody's hopes up.

But this is
all about hope.

Half of beating this is

believing that
you're gonna beat it.

And half is having
a support system.

Is any part of it chemo?

Okay, people.

We're gonna get
the biggest tree here.

How about we'd get the
biggest tree that my
lower back can carry.

How about that?
Yes.

You know what?

You got high ceilings
and Mom's credit card.

Go for it. Let's do this.

-Yes! I love that idea.
-Yes. Yeah, let's do this!

Whoa, that was quite
the mood swing.

I thought that I was the one
on anti-depressants.

Wait, we can do bits
about your drugs?

I'll circle back
in 10 minutes.
Rome: Yeah.

Delilah:
Hey, stay together, okay?

And no touching
the chainsaw.

On it.
Good call.

D? D?
Mm.

Get a tin
of tri-colored popcorn,

because the show
has started.

Look at this sad sack

trying to load
his sad tree...
Stop it.

...onto his sad car.

Should we help him?
No.

No, Felix had his chance.

If he hadn't
gambled it all away,

Rhonda wouldn't have
moved back to Boca.

Who am I kidding?
That's me in five years.

Doesn't have to be.
Call her.

No, I can't do it.

Rhonda's still
licking her wounds.

I will not do
long-distance, D.

It's not fair
to either of us.

I'm talking about Maggie.

I know who
you're talking about,

and I can tell you exactly how
that conversation ends --

with us arguing about
whether or not she's
gonna fight her cancer,

and I can't do it anymore.

And you know what?

Rhonda agrees with me.

Mom! Look!

It's fantastic!

That is not fantastic.
Oh, no.

I'm gonna go
talk him out of that.

-Thank you.

Sophie: Are you gonna be
able to pick that up?

Rome: I don't know.
That's the problem.

Gary:
We're not gonna be one of those
families that get a white tree.

Hey.
Hey.

Rome: I agree with him.

So how are you feeling?
I'm good. Good.

A little tired, but good.

How about you?

You -- You excited
to get back on the road?

I am.

I never thought
I'd have a chance

to play an arena again.

I did.

Ed. Ed. Can we get
your help, please?

Yeah, come grab
the middle part.

-I'll be back.
-Okay.

-Take the middle, please.
-What do we need?

Oh! Oh!

-D!
-Oh!

-You okay?
-I'm fine.

-You okay?
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

Fine. Yeah, oh, yeah.

For someone who just
fell on her tush

in front of all these strangers,
I'm fine.

Are you sure you're okay?

No, I'm good.

Let's get you
back to the car.

Why?

She said she's fine.
You're fine, right?

Yeah. Totally.
Let's go see the tree.

See? Why are you guys making
such a big deal about it?

Uh, it's nothing.

I just, you know --
just, you know,

I broke my ankle
slipping on ice one time.

Me, too.
So did I.

Yeah.

Long story short,

trying to get autographs
at the Ice Capades,

let the performers
come to you.

Right?

Okay. Let's...I'm --

Rome: Should we just throw these
lights away and buy new ones?

-Please.
-Here I come!

Here I come.
Nobody -- Nobody help me.

I don't want anybody's --
I don't want anybody's help.

Okay.

-Get in there.
-All right.

-Yay.
-Wow.

-Look at that.
-Oh, that was smooth.

-Looks pretty great.
-Amazing.

Last year, you said
it was a hazard

that burned down an average
of 200 homes per year.

Yeah, well, this year,
I'm just thinking that.

All right, you guys.
Let's trim this tree.

Rome: Let's do it.

Danny: Yeah. Yeah.

-That's no small feat.
-No.

Jon: Ho, ho, holy cow,
it's Christmas.

Hello, there.
Daddy!

Daddy?

Daddy? I haven't had kids
since 1863.

What do you mean "Daddy"?

♪ Christ,
the everlasting Lord ♪

Sweetie,
I know this is hard.

♪ Late in time behold him come ♪
No, it's fine. It's fine.

♪ Offspring of
the virgin's womb ♪

If I go in there, she's
just gonna say she doesn't
want to talk about it.

Maybe I go?

♪ Hail the incarnate deity ♪
I live for rejection.

♪ Pleased as man
with man to dwell ♪

Hey.

♪ Jesus, our Emmanuel ♪

Look, I know you're
just trying to help,

♪ Hark! The herald angels sing ♪
But I really don't
want to talk about it.

What?

♪ "Glory to
the newborn King!" ♪
I just want to make
a turkey sandwich.

Want one?

No, thanks.

But since we are not
talking about you,

mind if I talk about me?

Eddie.

What? I just...

...feel upset

that I'm gonna be away
for Christmas.

And now, seeing
all these decorations,

that's just
making me more sad.

I know what you're doing.

Hmm? Oh,
adding spicy mustard?

Do not tell anyone.

This is my
secret ingredient.

Okay, Spicy Mustard.

You're trying to tell me

that it's okay
to feel the way I do,

and that it's normal,

but I do not want
to talk about it.

Great, 'cause we're here
to talk about me.

And what I'm feeling
is that

there have been
so many changes.

And now, my not being able
to be with Theo

for the holiday...

Which is really similar

to me not being able to be
with Dad for the holiday.

Oh, that's interesting.

So, what do you think I --
we -- should do?

Not talk about it?

Not talk about it.

Then what? Are we just gonna
eat our sandwiches?

I mean, maybe we could
bury ourselves in music.

Interesting tactic.

My guitar's in my car.

And mine is in my room.

I'll meet you
in five minutes.

Deal.

Thanks.

-Hey, Regina's here!
-Hey.

-What's up, mama?
-Nice.

Thank you.
You're the best.

Gary: That's what's up.

It may not be frosting,

but I put a little extra
marshmallow in there for you.

Good.

Ooh, guys, I have
to call time out here.

Daniel Dixon...

is this or is this not

a picture of you
on the potty?

-Aww.
-Hey!

Danny: Oh, ho...

-It is.
-Danny...

I believe it is.
No, no!

I think it is!

Hey, guys, that was the only way
we got him to sit still.

That's --
Oh!

That's Sophie.

Yeah,
'cause Dad would make us

take a picture
for an ornament every year,

and that one is my favorite.

Danny: Yeah, well,
let's see if it still is

when we pull out
yours, okay?

I do not have a bad one
like that.

Jon: What do you think?

Yeah?

Gary: Excuse me.

-Ooh!

-Oh, you wish.

Ashley: Hey.

You okay?

No, I'm not okay.

I'm not okay.

I don't want to --
I don't want to give gifts.

I don't want to drink eggnog.

I want to know...why.

Come on, Jerry!

You said you had the votes.

Damn it.

If you knew everything,
w-why he did it...

would that change
anything for you?

Yeah, it would, I think.

I don't know.

I know it's hard to fake it,

but, like you said,

the only thing
that matters right now

is making sure this family
has a great Christmas.

Suck it up. You're right.
You're right.

There's
a 12-year-old boy out there

who's stronger than me.

And he's just waiting for you
to go make a joke

about him
sitting on the potty.

I got to get out there,

and I got to poke fun
at an innocent child.

If anyone can do it,
it's you.

Well, it's the holidays.

It's the least I can do.

Ashley: Donny, don't make
any moves until I get there.

I'm gonna say something
really controversial here.

Why hadn't anyone
called Santa

on this one work-day
a year thing?

Dude works one day a year?

And in fairness,
I just quit my job.

I'm one working day away
from being black Santa Claus.

Okay. They think
we're getting decorations.

We got, like,
four minutes?

What?
Let's play Beat the Clock.

Yeah, right here,
right now, Black Santa.

Drop your pants.

Regina --

Do I have to remind you...

that we are here
to spread Christmas cheer.

Which is exactly what
I am doing, Mr. Howard.

It's the pills.

Okay.

Delilah: Hi!

You made it.

I got your voicemail.

Thank you for the invite.

Why decorate my tree alone

when I could have my friends
do it for me, right?

You're a very smart woman.

You guys,
we're gonna need more lights.

We need...

Ah.

Oh, Maggie, you know what?
We ran out of lights.

Could you maybe
run back out and, um,

pick up a box at the --
at the Christmas tree lot?

Uh, two things --

I don't have a car,

and I don't know
where that is.

Oh, which is where you
and your new car

could come into play.

Uh...

He's got a new car.

Oh.

Danny: Hey, Gare,
kiss her.

Well, you're under
the mistletoe.

You got to kiss.

I don't make the rules.
I just enforce them.

What you call "mistletoe"
is, in fact, a parasite

whose seeds are spread
through bird feces.

So you'll understand if
I'm not inclined to pucker up.

Uh, and I decline the kiss
for a host of other reasons.

And you think it's
because of the medication?

I think it's because
of everything.

Is -- Is it
something I'm doing?

N-Not in the way
you're thinking.

You're beautiful,

and every part of me wants
to play Beat the Clock with you.

But not every part of me can.

And I don't know --
I don't --

I don't know if
it's because of the pills

or if it's because I'm just
not feeling like myself.

Like...

W-Well, what
do you mean by that?

T-Tell me.

Even that.

I know you're just
taking care of me,

and I love you
for it, but...

at the same time,
you're taking care of me.

I'm supposed to be the man.

And right now...

I don't feel like one.

♪ I still got the rug burns
on both my knees ♪

♪ It's been three days
since the afternoon ♪

♪ You realized it's not my
fault, not a moment too soon ♪

♪ Yesterday, you'd forgiven me ♪

♪ And now I sit back and wait
till you say you're sorry ♪

♪ Chickity China,
the Chinese chicken ♪

♪ You have a drumstick
and your brain stops tickin' ♪

♪ Watching "X-Files"
with no lights on ♪

♪ We're dans la maison ♪

♪ I hope the Smoking Man's
in this one ♪

♪ Like Harrison Ford,
I'm getting frantic ♪

♪ Like Sting, I'm tantric ♪

♪ Like -- ♪

♪ Like Snickers,
guaranteed to satisfy ♪

F minor.

There you go. See?
Thanks.

But we're gonna introduce
the, uh, B minor now.

Hey, guys.
Hey.

Okay, so...
Eddie, can I, um,

ask you to help me reach
something in the kitchen?

Yeah, sure.

Keep going, Soph.

I don't think
we should panic.

I mean, a little spotting
doesn't mean

that there's necessarily
a problem.
But you -- You fell.

So we're gonna get you
to the doctor.

I just -- I don't want
the kids today to --

D, we're going.

Brr!

Uh...what's going on?

Is everything all right?

Eddie: Hey, guys.
Your mom forgot to, uh,

pick up the sparkling
apple juice.

Yeah.

Just another thing
I've been forgetful about.

Rome: But Aunt Regina
and Uncle Rome are here.

and that apple juice, we just --
sparkling apple juice...

Are you kidding me?
Yeah, we need that.

Uh, not helping.

So, uh, Soph,
keep practicing,

Danny, keep decorating,

and your mom and I will be back
before you know it.

-Go.
-Bye.

Delilah: Bye.

Okay?

Got to have
that sparkling apple cider,

'cause -- it's juice.

It's juice?

Stop.

It's juice.

-Okay.
-My mouth's watering.

We got margaritas
for the adults...

Yeah, I'll take that one.
Thank you.

Mm-hmm. And virgin margarita
for the young adults.

Oh, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

Let's make sure
we got the right glasses.

♪ All is calm ♪

Yeah, good catch.

Here you go.
Hey, hold up.

We need umbrellas
and bendy straws.

-Ah!
-Yes.

We do.
-Yeah. I'll get 'em.

-We do.
-You know what?

Honestly, I don't think
I could even do a margarita

without an umbrella.

It just makes sense.

Hey, didn't Mom and Eddie

go to get
sparkling apple juice?

Yeah.

Got to have
the sparkling apple juice.

'Tis the reason
for the season.

Yeah, but there's,
like, four bottles here.

No. No, no, n-not...

No, sparkling apple cider,
you know, not the juice.

The juice...is disgusting.
Don't drink the juice.

What's you doing, babe?
I'm -- I'mma go with you.
Regina: Yep.

Let me see it.

That was weird.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

What is it?

I'm on the tracking app,

and it says that
Mom's at Boston General.

What?

I'm --
I'm sure it's fine,

but I'm gonna go
check it out, okay?

You have to stay here.
I'll go with you.

No, you have to cover
for me.

Okay.
Okay.

You're absolutely sure
that D wants just --

just white lights?

Uh, the lights that match
the rest of the tree?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure
that's what she wants.

Okay, that man
is older than Christmas,

and he just
pulled out his checkbook.
Yeah.

Let's do this.
Yeah.

Bryce: Beep, beep.

Okay, then.

Okay, great.

Beep, beep.

Good job, Honey.

Gary: "Beep, beep"?

This is unbelievable.
Are you seeing this?

I see what your eyes see,
and I also cannot believe it.

Uh, excuse us.

Sorry, uh...
Hi.

All we have is this

one sad little box
of Christmas lights,

so would you mind
if we jumped over you there?

I would, actually.

Sorry.
Uh, we're in a bit of a rush.

Wow. That's...

Because we probably wouldn't
have picked this line

if we had known
that all of Aisle 3

was gonna cut in front of us.

Hey, you know what?

Maybe they're opening
their own Christmas tree lot.

Like, a satellite office.

Like they're franchising.

For your information,
this is my husband.

Oh.

Well, I'm happy for you
that you found each other.

Aww, what you have
seems so special.

What you are doing
is total crap.

Excuse me? Hmm?

Well, it's just that,
on Earth,

the planet that we're on...
Here.

Yeah, there's, like,
a way to do things.

Yes. On this planet,
we have what we call
a -- a social contract.

Not that it's
any of your business,

but I'm actually feeling
a little under the weather,

so I'd like to get home.

-Aww.
-Aww.

Got a little sniffle?

Oh, my gosh,
that's terrible.

I am so --
It must be going around.

Yeah, you know what's
not going around?

Huh?

Breast cancer.
Ah!

And yet we both have it.

Very rare in men,
but I got it.

But it's more
common in women.
It is.

Right. Still kind of weird,
'cause I got it twice.

And yet you don't see us
cutting in line

with a pallet of Christmas.

No, you don't.

-Go ahead.
-Aww.

-Bryce, what are you doing?
-I'm so sorry.

-Thank you.
-So sorry.

It's very, very sweet.
Feliz Navidad.

Very nice.
What a gentleman.

They're gonna have
problems tonight.

Okay.
Did Halmoni teach you
how to do this, too?

My mom would never let me
play with my food.

This is Auntie Regina.

Are we putting up the gutters
or eating the gutters?

I'm just cutting it
to size, Mom.

♪ Colored lights
and candy canes ♪

Mmm.

Practical and delicious.

♪ A crackling fire
calls out your name ♪

It's really hard
getting older.

It is.

What do you find hard?

I don't like that
my boots don't fit anymore.

And it's not just that.

There's so many
changes happening.

♪ Close to the one
I love the most ♪

There are.

They can be tough.

♪ Holly hung with mistletoe ♪

You have any ideas
what we should do about it?

♪ Silver packages
with bright red bows ♪

Maybe we should
ask Santa.

♪ Ask the children,
they all know ♪

I think
that's a great idea.

This one is way too long.

Hey.

It's gonna be okay.
Mm-hmm.

Thanks for being here
with me.

Of course.

Mm.

What?

It's just, um...

When Theo was born,

with my drinking,

I wasn't there.

So as crazy
as this situation is,

I get a chance to do what
I didn't do the first time.

Hello. I'm Dr. Ehrlich.

So, you fell on the ice
and had some spotting.

I did, yes.

How far along are you?

14 weeks.

If you want
to lay back there,

let's see
how your baby's doing.

Okay.

I'm gonna be outside.

No. Stay.

You're the father.
You need to be here.

You were such
a great dad today.

I just want everybody
to be okay.

I think my --

I think my favorite was, uh,

"I don't want to spend
the year I have left

standing in line
behind you."

Mmm. Delicious.

Here.

Mmm, mmm.

Look at us
bonding over cancer.

It's a nice change.

So...friends?

Yeah. I can do friends.

I don't think
you can do friends.

I have tons of friends.
Yeah.

I'm stupid with friends.

No, I'm talking about
female friends.

I have female friends.

No,
I'm talking about women

who are
not just your friends

because they are the spouses
of your guy friends.

Just eat your brittle.

Oh.

And keep it in the tin.
Come on, this is a new car.

Calm down.

The only thing better
than new-car smell

is peanut brittle smell.

Wow. What is --

What have we here?

Is this a --
another one of your friends

who you cannot
be friends with?

Screw it.

If we're gonna be friends,
I can tell anything, right?

Yeah.
Okay, great.

You remember,
uh, my neighbor

who accused me
of stealing her paper?

Mrs. Goldfeine,
the old lady with a walker?

Well, she wore me down.

She wore me down,
and she broke my heart,

and I broke her hip.

We did it
right where you're sitting.

Oh, great.

And it took me
an hour and a half

to get her
out of the car.

Well, thank you,
Mrs. Goldfeine,

'cause this scarf
is mine now.

Okay. Good news.

The amniotic sac
has not been compromised,

so your baby's fine.
-Okay.

Uh, maybe just take it easy
for the next couple of days --

you know, avoid stress.

It's a holiday,
so that should be easy, right?

Right.

Okay. I'll send the nurse in
to sign you out.

Thank you, Doctor.

What'd I tell you, huh?
Everything's fine.

Um, excuse me.

I'm looking for my mom,
Delilah Dixon.

Oh, yeah.
Your mom is in Room 4.

She's fine.

And the baby
is perfectly healthy.

Go see her.
Go see your mom.

Mom. Oh, my God.
I was so worried.

Sophie, w-what
are you doing here?

I -- I saw on my phone
that you were here, and...

You're pregnant?

Why didn't you tell me?

I was gonna tell you.

I...I was just trying
to find the right time,

and -- and I wasn't --

I wasn't sure
how you'd react.

I mean, are you kidding?

It's great.

And if it's a boy,
then we should name him Jon.

That's a great idea.

Oh, Mom, can we tell
Danny the good news?

Yes, of course.

I'm sorry.

I just -- I can't afford
to have her hate me right now.

She just lost her dad.

Maybe when she's 20,
she can hate me then,

but right now, I just --

You did the right thing.

You should be there
when she tells Danny.

♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la ♪
Are you eating
the patio furniture?

Maybe?

♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
You just brushed your teeth.

Let me get you
a graham cracker,

something that's not
part of the foundation.

♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪

Hello?

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la ♪
Oh.

How did you get my number?

♪ Troll the ancient
Yule-tide carol ♪
Oh, wow.

No, Theo's right here.

Who is it?

Santa Claus.

Uh...N-No. Sure, Santa.

He's been thinking about it.

He would like
a pair of boots

just like the ones
Superman would wear.

Only rainproof.

Only rainproof.

Okay. Thanks.

Tell him to say hi
to Rudolph for us.

Say hi to Rudolph for us.

And one more thing.

W-What is it, Santa?

When you were
pregnant with Theo,

I could've been better.

Katie, I'll never forgive myself
for not being there.

Thanks for
saying that, Santa.

Okay, Danny.

I think that's as good
as it's gonna get.

-That is nice.
-Whoo.

All right.
I think she's ready.

All right, people.

Let's light this bad boy up.

Bam!

All right, well,
Jon usually made a speech,

even though it's not really
my thing, but, um...

I just wanted to say
thank you all for today

and for every other day.

Danny, Sophie, and I are
really lucky to have all of you.

And this little -- this little
nugget is lucky, too.

-Aww.

But where is Sophie?

Ho, ho, holy cow,
it's Christmas!

-Oh, my goodness.
-Holy cow.

Regina: Wow.

Edward, are you ready?

Ready for what, Santa?

Oh, this?

Hey, everyone.

Well, as you all know,

I take off
tomorrow morning,

and before I head out,

Santa and I
would like to play you

a Yuletide
private concert.

What do you say?
-Oh, yeah!

-Whoo!
-Bring it!

Santa, you ready?

A 1, 2...

Both: ♪ Rockin' around
the Christmas tree ♪

♪ We're so glad
that we're all here ♪

♪ Maggie, did we mention,
as our newest friend ♪

♪ You gotta pay for
all the food this year ♪

-It's tradition, Maggie.
-No!

♪ You will get a sentimental
feeling when you see ♪

♪ Gary in his
Christmas sweater ♪

♪ Eddie definitely
wears it better ♪

In your dreams.

♪ Rockin' around
the Dixons' tree ♪

♪ At Delilah's party hop ♪

Ooh!

♪ Mistletoe weirdly
dangling from

A fishing pole Danny got ♪

-Where'd you get that thing?
-It was regifted.

-Ooh.

Man: Delilah Dixon?

Yes.

What's this?

You've been served.

What?

You have 21 days
to vacate this house.

No, there's got
to be a mistake.

My husband and I paid off
this house years ago.

Maybe you should
talk to him about that.

Sophie:
Oh, that is so awesome.

Eddie: Sending this one out
to all you --

Regina:

Hey.

Hey.

Is everything okay?

Yes. Yes.

Eddie: Oh, yeah.

Regina, what you got for me?
Come on.

I should get her home.

No. No, I don't want
to interrupt the party.

I'm just gonna call a ride.

You know I'm your ride.

Thank you for being here
with all of us today.

Oh, thank you
for inviting me.

Oh, almost forgot
my new scarf.

Oh, I got a scarf just like that
for Ashley last Christmas.

Oh. Must be
a very popular scarf.

Well, let's
get you home, huh?

Mm-hmm.
All right.

Ashley, really?

Here we go.

Mm.

I knew it.
See, I knew it.

I knew that you couldn't
just be friends.

Oh, no,
I can be your friend.

Then why are you so upset?
I'm not upset.

Of course you're upset.

No, I'm not.
I'm not upset.

Of course you're upset.
How could you not be upset?

I slept with someone.

I am aware.

And you're upset.

Please don't tell me
how I feel right now.

You have no idea
what I am feeling.

Okay, then, how about --
how about this?

How about I tell you
how I'm feeling?

You want to know why
I had sex with Ashley?

Oh, God,
I don't know, Gary.

Why?

Because I'm
in love with you.

Oh, no.

Ohh, no.

Ugh.

I'm so sorry.

This is your new car.

Ugh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.
You're doing chemo.

You're doing chemo.

You're doing chemo.

Hey, uh, thanks
for dropping me off.

This is your car,
your gas.

It's literally
the least I could do.

Now, listen, you are going
to crush this, okay?

Put it on Instagram.

I'll even consider
getting an account.

Thanks for everything.

Also...

These people...

I said these people.

Whoa.
What, what, what, what?

-Hey!
-Us, comin' out?

-Hey!
-What?

Yeah, go get some love.
Dude.

Last chance, okay?
Last chance.

Manager, okay?

I am the smart choice.
Think about it.

Yeah. We have a manger.
His name is Jeffrey.

Jeffrey's got you on a bus.
I'd have had you on a jet.

Safe travels, man.

♪ There's a battle ahead ♪

♪ Many battles are lost ♪

♪ But you'll never see
the end of the road ♪

♪ While you're traveling ♪

I want a concert
T-shirt, okay?
Done.

♪ Hey now, hey now ♪
Not one of yours.
The Lumineers.

Okay, thank you.

♪ Don't dream it's over ♪

♪ Hey now, hey now ♪

♪ When the world comes in ♪

♪ They come, they come ♪

♪ To build a wall
between us ♪
Bud.

Have fun, Dad.

♪ We know that
they won't win ♪
Hey.

You have a great
Christmas with Mom, okay?

Okay.

I love you.

♪ There is freedom within ♪

♪ There is freedom without ♪

♪ Try to catch the deluge
in a paper cup ♪

♪ In the paper today ♪
Please don't drink.

♪ Tales of war and of waste ♪

♪ But you turn right over
to the TV page ♪

♪ Hey now, hey now ♪

♪ Don't dream it's over ♪

Mm.

Next year
is gonna be better.

It will be.

I love you.

And I am gonna keep
showing up for you.

You just tell me how.

I love you.

I'm blessed to have you
in my life, Gina.

Mm-hmm.

And all I want
for Christmas is us.

But before I can
get back to us,

I got to get back to me,
Gina.

And I will. I will.

I want to get off
the meds, Gina.

♪ Now I'm walking again ♪

♪ To the beat of a drum ♪

♪ And I'm counting the steps
to the door of your heart ♪

♪ Only shadows ahead ♪

♪ Barely clearing the roof ♪

♪ Get to know the feeling
of liberation and release ♪

Oh, hey, there.

♪ Hey now, hey now ♪

♪ Don't dream it's over ♪

♪ Hey now, hey now ♪

♪ When the world comes in ♪

♪ They come, they come ♪

♪ To build a wall between us ♪

♪ We know they won't win ♪

Hi.

I know I don't --

I don't have
the right to ask this

after everything that's
happened between us, but...

...I need your help.

So, uh, where are we?

Ah...

You'll see.

Jon.

What are we doing here?

I'm not the man
everyone thinks I am.

♪ Don't let them win ♪

♪ Don't let them win ♪

♪ Don't let them win ♪