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[Shriek]
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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[ Moaning ]
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Next time a book
a table for 8:00, Wolfgang
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I expect to be
seated at 8 o'clock.
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[ Screaming and popping ]
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A good wine.
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Not a great wine.
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But locally grown
that's for sure.
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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A pleasant enough bouquet.
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Almost reminds me of a good
scream Sherry.
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Hee hee hee hee!
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I hope you brought
your appetite, kiddies,
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because tonight's
tasteless tidbit
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is something I'm sure
you'll savor.
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It's a real
epigoreandelight
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about a nice
young couple
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who find
the restaurant business
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a little hard to swallow.
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I call this adventure
in finedying
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what's cookin'.
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[Moaning]
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I don't know,
I don't know.
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Maybe we need
to expand the menu.
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What about...
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Squid kabob?
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That could be interesting.
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I got it,
I got it--
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squid on a stick.
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Yeah.
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Squid on a stick--
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it's a finger food
and takeaway food all in one.
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Our troubles are over.
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Squid on a stick
will put us on the map.
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Honey, if you bury
that thing in my neck,
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you'll wreck the blade.
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It's an expensive cleaver.
They don't make 'em anymore.
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Squid on a stick
is an even stupider idea
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than owning a restaurant
that only serves squid.
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Remember what they told
colonel Sanders in 1956--
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"a chicken restaurant?
You must be mad."
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If that's madness,
you can count me in.
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Honey, we'll be
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the baskin-Robbins of seafood.
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I think
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erma's onto something.
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Squid is nice and all,
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but maybe a little
diversification
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would be good.
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Who asked you, gaston?
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You're just a drifter.
What do you know?
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I know this much--
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anybody can become
a drifter
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by selling
what people don't want.
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I have this recipe
for barbecue--
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barbecue, any idiot
can do barbecue.
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Not my barbecue.
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I pay you to clean up.
Just clean up, o.K.?
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Hey, Phil.
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Morning, Fred, erma.
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Tough night?
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Tough ain't the word.
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Between the muggers
and the killers
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I'm getting to God damn
old for this shit.
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We got
your squid sandwich
coming right up.
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No offense, but I couldn't
stomach squid mcmuffin today.
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Hey, Phil?
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Let me guess. Squid?
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Ha!
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Hey,
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I'm sorry for what
Fred said before.
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He's a visionary.
I respect that.
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What is a classy
lady like you
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doing with
a guy like him?
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Well, maybe it's like you
said he's got a vision.
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You ought to leave him
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and come live with me.
I've got vision, too.
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Well, that's sweet,
but, uh...
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Thanks for the offer.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Would you like me
to walk you home?
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No. I can take care
of myself.
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Besides, Fred's
going to be home soon.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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[Bell rings]
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Mr. chumley. Hi.
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Feel free to remind me
if I'm wrong,
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but last week,
did we or did we not
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have a conversation
in which you agreed
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you would deliver
into my hands yesterday
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the three months' back rent
that you owe me?
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Yes, sir, we did say
something along those lines.
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And what day is today?
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Is today, yesterday?
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No. Today is today.
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And do you know how I know
today is today?
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Because if today
were yesterday.
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I'd have a check
in my hands.
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Mr. chumley business
is picking up.
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If you could find it in your
heart to give me more time.
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Can I get you
something to eat?
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No!
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The only thing I want
from you is my money.
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I could
write a check--
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but you ain't got it.
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No, sir.
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I'm going to be back tomorrow
with an eviction notice
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and a new set of locks.
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And a new set of locks.
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One other tiny little thing--
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you're one lousy cook.
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You're one lousy cook.
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You fat son of a bitch!
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You can't do that!
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Don't you go.
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Oh!
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Oh, my God, Mr. chumley,
I'm sorry.
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I don't know what happened.
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Oh!
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Mr. chumley?
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Mr. chumley,
are you all right?
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I didn't mean it.
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You're crazy!
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I'm calling the cops!
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Please, you don't understand.
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Mr. chumley!
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[Dog barking]
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How the other half live.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Boy, you're sure
in a good mood.
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Are you wearing perfume?
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Well, I was walking home
and all of sudden I felt sexy.
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You're home late.
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What kept you?
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What's the matter?
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Mr. chumley stopped by
today after you left.
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Oh, no!
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No. It's not as bad
as you think.
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Really, now listen
to me.
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You still have
a little room left
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on one of your
credit cards, right?
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Right? So...
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We take some of that money
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and we buy a whole
ton of pork.
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It's the other white meat.
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Oh, shut up!
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Fred!
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You should think about keeping
us off the street not in debt.
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I've given you everything I have
and nothing to show for it.
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Well, what am I suppose to do?
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I don't know how to give up.
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Look, if you were
to say right now
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that you never wanted
to see me again,
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I'd understand.
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All I can say is...
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I'm sorry.
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You're not going to get
rid of me that easily.
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I married you for richer
or for poorer.
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Besides, you owe me
a shit load of money.
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I think I'm
going to cry.
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I'll make us some coffee.
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There's no point
in doing that, gaston.
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We're being evicted.
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Fred 'n' erma's
is history.
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This is terrible.
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This is terrible.
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Hey, Phil.
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What a night.
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I'm so damn hungry,
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I could actually eat
a squid sandwich.
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We're only
serving coffee today.
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Don't you have any eggs
or something?
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We may have
a couple left.
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And steaks?
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Steak and eggs
sounds great.
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Uh,
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I didn't want
to say anything.
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I thought you'd say not to.
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You know that barbecue idea
I was talking about?
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Well, I took the initiative
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and spoke with this supplier
who gave me a good deal.
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I hope you're not
angry with me.
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I ain't angry,
I'm starved.
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Grill that baby.
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I hope you like it, officer.
It's specially cured.
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It's an old family recipe.
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God, that smells good.
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Even the coffee
tastes better.
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Hey, Fred?
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Your landlord's
named chumley, right?
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Uh-huh. Why?
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We found his car
and his empty wallet.
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What happened?
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Don't know. Looked like
a hell of a struggle,
though--
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blood all over the place.
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Blood? Is he dead?
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Don't know.
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There was no body.
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00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:09,413
We only know
he never made it home.
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Judging from the car,
if he's walking around,
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it's a miracle.
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Don't overcook that, erma.
I like it rare.
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Whatever's cooking
on that grill
smells incredible.
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Throw one on for me.
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Make that two.
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Make that two.
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Ladies...
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Here you go.
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Gaston, can I have
a word with you, please?
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That's Mr. chumley's
handkerchief.
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Where did you get it?
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He gave it to me.
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You're lying.
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I can't believe you.
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00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:03,366
I do you a favor,
and you call me
a liar.
219
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:03,767
I do you a favor,
and you call me
a liar.
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There's your steak.
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Hope you like it.
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00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,320
Mmm. That's incredible.
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00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:29,226
I can't believe
what you said
about Mr. chumley.
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This city's
turning into a sewer.
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I'll tell you,
makes early retirement
look better and better.
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00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:39,169
If only I could find
something else to do
with myself.
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Mmm.
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[Bell rings]
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Throw one
on for me.
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Hey, gaston...
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Is this all the steak
there is?
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No. There's more
in the freezer.
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Could you bring some
out front?
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Sure thing.
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I'm sorry, gaston.
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I don't mean to accuse you
of anything.
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It's o.K., man.
I understand.
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[Bell rings]
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00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:11,501
Hey, gaston,
we got people waiting.
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Fred, will you hold
this door open?
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Yeah. Sure.
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[Chop]
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You killed Mr. chumley!
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Gee, Fred, you
make it sound so ugly.
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You killed Mr. chumley!
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Yes.
O.K., I killed him.
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Just
hold that door open.
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Gaston, Fred,
where are you?
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We've got customers!
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He'll be right out
there, erma.
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Fred, get a grip.
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00:14:50,207 --> 00:14:53,710
It's a dog eat dog
world out there.
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00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:56,713
And we're all just different
flavors of alpo.
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00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:59,216
Hey, don't keep the door
open long he'll spoil.
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00:15:29,613 --> 00:15:33,116
Oh, I don't know what the recipe
is, but that brilliant.
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00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,088
Thank you.
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00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,794
We must have made
$1,500 today.
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Oh, wow.
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00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:49,299
So this is what
the restaurant
business is like.
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00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:50,800
What's wrong?
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00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,303
Well, you know,
it's just...
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00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:57,307
You don't like
making money?
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Gaston,
you're a genius.
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How'd a guy like you
265
00:16:01,311 --> 00:16:03,313
ever end up
on the streets?
266
00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:07,317
You know how it is--
a run of bad luck.
267
00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:10,320
I'm getting
some steaks
out of the freezer.
268
00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,822
No, no.
Um, I'll do it.
269
00:16:12,822 --> 00:16:16,893
Why don't you
put the chairs
on the table?
270
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,783
You and me got to talk.
271
00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:42,852
Yeah, you're damn right
we got to talk.
272
00:16:42,852 --> 00:16:44,821
This has got to...
Stop.
273
00:16:45,355 --> 00:16:46,723
I'm going
to call the cops.
274
00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:49,859
And what will you say,
Fred?
275
00:16:49,859 --> 00:16:52,262
I killed your landlord
because you
owed him money?
276
00:16:52,529 --> 00:16:55,098
There's not much motive
in that.
277
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:58,568
Besides, you're the one
who cut him last night.
278
00:17:00,537 --> 00:17:02,038
There were witnesses--
279
00:17:02,038 --> 00:17:05,041
those guys that live
on the street.
280
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,977
I wasn't even the one
that cooked him.
281
00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:09,913
Your wife did that.
282
00:17:11,915 --> 00:17:15,418
So, you're going to
keep your mouth shut...
283
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,855
Aren't you...Partner?
284
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,258
Partner?
285
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,259
50-50.
286
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,762
That sounds fair to me.
287
00:17:25,762 --> 00:17:27,263
I supply the meat.
288
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,632
All you do is cook it
289
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,501
however many ways
you want.
290
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:32,502
[Door opens]
291
00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:34,504
I've got
a little surprise.
292
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,007
I've been saving this
293
00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:41,010
for the day we had
something to celebrate.
294
00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:43,012
I'd almost given up.
295
00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:45,014
I'll put it on some ice.
296
00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:47,016
No! Uh, no.
297
00:17:47,016 --> 00:17:49,519
Mmm, honey,
um, I'm really tired.
298
00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:51,020
We've been here all day.
299
00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:54,457
Why don't we go out
and celebrate, o.K.?
300
00:17:54,457 --> 00:17:56,526
Fred, what's the matter
with you?
301
00:17:57,026 --> 00:17:58,528
Maybe he had a vision.
302
00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:48,111
Fred, dick swartsburg,
just ordered seconds.
303
00:18:50,113 --> 00:18:52,115
He's the restaurant critic
for the daily bugle.
304
00:18:52,115 --> 00:18:54,117
Do you know what
that means?
305
00:18:54,117 --> 00:18:55,618
It means we're a hit.
306
00:18:55,618 --> 00:18:57,120
It means he loves us.
307
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,621
Really.
308
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,125
You see, Fred, it's
your dream come true.
309
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:06,129
We are all
going to be
filthy rich.
310
00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:09,165
Yeah, I...Guess we are.
311
00:19:25,982 --> 00:19:27,484
Mmm.
312
00:19:27,484 --> 00:19:29,486
Hey, you know,
that's not bad.
313
00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:33,990
Mmm. That is actually
damn good.
314
00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:38,995
Mmm! Yes! Yes!
We are going to be rich!
315
00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:58,081
Here you go,
rare and juicy
like you ordered.
316
00:19:58,581 --> 00:19:59,048
Thank you.
317
00:19:59,549 --> 00:20:01,618
Phil, how you doing?
The usual?
318
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:06,122
My wife wants to know
why I never eat at home.
319
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,626
If she cooked like you guys,
I'd never leave.
320
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:16,299
Hey, we got a break
on your landlord.
321
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,700
There was this metal
322
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,136
in the blood sample
we took--
323
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,505
a very unusual alloy.
324
00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:26,643
It came from a knife brand
not made anymore.
325
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,211
We're checking
the company's records,
326
00:20:28,211 --> 00:20:29,712
see who bought it.
327
00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:32,682
We'll I.D. The killer
any day now.
328
00:20:37,053 --> 00:20:40,857
55, 56, 57.
329
00:20:40,857 --> 00:20:44,360
$7,857.
330
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,363
We'd better start thinking
about expanding.
331
00:20:47,363 --> 00:20:49,899
I've got to go
tell Fred.
332
00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:09,686
Almost $8,000.
333
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:13,189
Ha ha ha!
That is our best day yet.
334
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,160
What's eating you?
335
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:19,696
Don't say that,
you hear me?
336
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,197
Don't say that!
337
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,199
I don't get you.
I...
338
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,202
I'm going home.
339
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:43,453
Pal, you're overreacting.
340
00:21:43,453 --> 00:21:45,321
You heard
what Phil said.
341
00:21:45,321 --> 00:21:47,090
We've had it!
342
00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:49,726
Maybe we'll put Phil
on the menu.
343
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,061
He's a cop,
for Christ's sake!
344
00:21:52,428 --> 00:21:55,298
Why don't you go home?
I'll clean up.
345
00:21:55,298 --> 00:21:57,700
No! I got to think.
346
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,569
Suit yourself.
347
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,072
There's got to be
a way out of this.
348
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,073
See you tomorrow.
349
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,584
[Gasps]
350
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,552
I didn't mean
to frighten you.
351
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,088
Can I come in
for a minute?
352
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:20,590
Why?
353
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:21,591
I'm worried about Fred.
354
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:27,563
Well, that makes
two of us.
355
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,232
I don't know
what's wrong.
356
00:22:29,232 --> 00:22:31,300
I do.
357
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:33,302
He's feeling guilty.
358
00:22:33,302 --> 00:22:35,138
Erma...
359
00:22:35,138 --> 00:22:37,874
I don't know
how to tell you this.
360
00:22:37,874 --> 00:22:39,442
It's Fred.
361
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,744
He's been killing people.
362
00:22:43,312 --> 00:22:44,814
What?
363
00:22:44,814 --> 00:22:46,883
It's too horrible.
364
00:22:46,883 --> 00:22:49,318
This whole
secret recipe thing,
365
00:22:49,318 --> 00:22:51,821
it's Fred's idea.
It's not mine.
366
00:22:51,821 --> 00:22:53,823
Are...
Are you telling me
367
00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:55,491
that we've been--
368
00:22:55,491 --> 00:22:58,327
that's why he stays late
at the restaurant.
369
00:22:58,327 --> 00:23:01,297
I saw him when he killed
Mr. chumley.
370
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,866
I promised
to keep his secret,
371
00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:05,868
but I'm scared for him.
372
00:23:05,868 --> 00:23:08,871
He knows the cops
are onto him.
373
00:23:08,871 --> 00:23:12,375
He said he'd kill himself.
He took your gun.
374
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,077
Oh, no.
375
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,147
Oh, my God!
376
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:21,150
I'll go back
to try and stop him.
377
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,654
You call farley
and tell him to hurry there.
378
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,156
Erma,
it's going to be o.K.
379
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:27,657
Erma,
it's going to be o.K.
380
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:41,170
Fred? You here?
381
00:23:42,105 --> 00:23:44,173
Back here, gaston.
382
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:44,674
Back here, gaston.
383
00:24:02,725 --> 00:24:03,726
Aah!
384
00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:11,968
Aah!
385
00:24:11,968 --> 00:24:13,436
[Sizzling]
386
00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:17,406
As usual,
we'll do things my way.
387
00:24:17,406 --> 00:24:21,477
I say you're going to blow
your freaking brains out.
388
00:24:21,477 --> 00:24:22,745
[Bell rings]
389
00:24:25,081 --> 00:24:27,083
[Door closes]
390
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:30,586
Murder-suicide
plays much better--
391
00:24:31,087 --> 00:24:34,590
the distraught couple,
the cops closing in.
392
00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:37,593
They were arguing, officer,
when I got here.
393
00:24:37,593 --> 00:24:39,228
It was horrible.
394
00:24:41,197 --> 00:24:43,266
She picked up a cleaver,
and he fired.
395
00:24:43,266 --> 00:24:44,767
[Click]
396
00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:46,269
[Click click]
397
00:24:46,269 --> 00:24:47,236
God!
398
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,778
You said that Fred
was going to kill
himself using my gun.
399
00:24:55,778 --> 00:24:59,282
Fred knows I never
put bullets in my gun.
400
00:24:59,282 --> 00:25:01,784
Nope, never.
I won't let her.
401
00:25:01,784 --> 00:25:03,286
Thanks for the call.
402
00:25:03,286 --> 00:25:07,290
Now, what are we
going to do
with him?
403
00:25:07,290 --> 00:25:10,293
I don't know.
He has a big mouth.
404
00:25:10,293 --> 00:25:11,794
I say he dies.
405
00:25:11,794 --> 00:25:13,296
[Bell rings]
406
00:25:13,296 --> 00:25:14,730
Officer!
407
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:18,301
Officer! Officer!
Thank God you made it.
408
00:25:18,301 --> 00:25:20,203
Here are the killers.
409
00:25:20,203 --> 00:25:22,705
They killed chumley,
410
00:25:22,705 --> 00:25:24,240
and who knows
who else?
411
00:25:24,707 --> 00:25:28,744
Yeah, yeah,
what to do, what to do?
412
00:25:28,744 --> 00:25:30,413
What do you mean?
413
00:25:30,413 --> 00:25:31,480
Arrest them!
414
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,715
I could,
415
00:25:32,715 --> 00:25:34,784
but, you see...
416
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,586
I've developed this taste.
417
00:25:36,586 --> 00:25:38,120
What?
418
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,157
And this would solve
my early retirement
problem--
419
00:25:41,157 --> 00:25:43,926
something to do
with myself.
420
00:25:43,926 --> 00:25:47,463
Farley's flame-broiled
sound o.K. To you guys?
421
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:50,032
Sounds pretty good
to me, Phil.
422
00:25:50,032 --> 00:25:52,034
What do you think,
erma?
423
00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:54,036
I think it sounds
424
00:25:54,036 --> 00:25:56,806
downright
mouth-watering,
Fred.
425
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:58,875
Then fire it up.
426
00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:01,544
I'm starving.
427
00:26:01,544 --> 00:26:03,045
It's already hot.
428
00:26:03,045 --> 00:26:04,914
No! No! No! No!
429
00:26:04,914 --> 00:26:06,983
[Screaming]
430
00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:29,572
I suppose it's a little too late
for gaston to save face.
431
00:26:29,572 --> 00:26:32,575
Talk about
afleshin the pan!
432
00:26:35,077 --> 00:26:36,579
I guess that's what happens
433
00:26:36,579 --> 00:26:39,582
when youbutchermoney
where your mouth is.
434
00:26:43,586 --> 00:26:48,057
As for me, kiddies,
I say it's time for taps.
435
00:26:51,093 --> 00:26:52,061
Mmm.
436
00:26:52,061 --> 00:26:57,099
Till next time,
restaurateurin peace.
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