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I win!
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You lost again. Hand over that rooster!
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No! No! I live for this rooster.
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I knew this old guy was a cheat.
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Can't we just give him a break?
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Let's cripple him
and toss him on the street!
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I'm dead!
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I'm looking for Fat Tang.
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Who is it?
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Ghost!
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Don't let him escape!
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Catch him!
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Who are you?
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Duke Shou T'ing Hou.
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A pig!
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Out of the way! I'm the butcher!
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Is it dead?
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You killed my pig...
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...so pay for its meat!
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Pay UP!
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DESIRE
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Five...
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...ten...
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...25...
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...30...
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...80...
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...100. This hundred will get me in.
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Just get in.
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One hundred?
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Where are you going, little 100?
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I got you, you little 100.
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With this 100...
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...Madam Mei and I'll be together at last.
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SIX MONTHS EARLIER
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Wind!
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Blow out my lantern if you dare!
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Who is that? Who's there?
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Chunge, you idiot! Get lost!
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You say get lost, I say go eat
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Let's go eat.
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To hell with that!
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Pick those up.
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Hey, Chopper.
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New clothes?
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(Shopper's got new clothes
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Getting married today?
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Where does the lucky lady live?
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-The House of a Thousand Flowers.
-A thousand flowers--
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The House of a Thousand Flowers?
Chopper, you can't go there.
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-Why not?
-That place ain't for people like us.
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Let me pass. Move!
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-No way!
-Move!
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-Don't go!
-Move!
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You can't go!
Unless it's over my dead body!
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You were rich when you arrived...
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...but now you leave a penniless wretch.
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The lady has a price,
but so does your health.
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An early death, an early reincarnation.
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If, in your next life,
you return as a woman...
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“some here to find me.
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And earn your money back
under my roof.
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Everyone was born with a purpose.
I'll have my chance.
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Hey, isn't that the butcher?
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I'm looking for Ma...
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Looking for your ma? She's at home.
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I'm looking for Madam Mei.
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-Who?
-I'm looking for Madam Mei.
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I'm looking for--
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I'm looking--
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I'm--
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I know Madam Mei will cost a fortune.
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But I have money, lots of money!
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Your hard-earned butchering scraps...
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...aren't even enough to greet her.
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Go find a woman who loves pork.
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You'll make a great couple.
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Get lost!
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You say get lost, I say go eat
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ls a butcher's money not real money?
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I want to see Madam Mei!
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Madam has been waiting for you, sir.
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Please go upstairs.
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The money is all mine.
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Madam Mei!
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Madam Mei!
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Don't move.
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Hold still.
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Is this the House of a Thousand Flowers?
Where is Madam Mei?
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You don't remember anything?
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There was a big bearded man.
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You...
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Got it?
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Big Beard!
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I'm gonna chop him into pieces!
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Chopper!
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I must kill Big Beard!
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No, you dare not.
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-What do you mean?
-Going over there is suicide.
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You only know how to butcher pigs.
You have no swordsmanship.
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What do you mean, swordsmanship?
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Like:
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To hell with swordsmanship!
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Chopper!
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Die in peace.
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I'll handle your funeral.
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Boss, he's not worth it.
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Please spare him.
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Chopper, just hold on a little longer.
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His swordsmanship is good.
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It'll be over in the blink of an eye.
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The wound on your neck
won't be bigger than a bowl.
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Let's have a meal in your next life.
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Boss, Madam Mei won't want to see this.
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Won't killing him
just dirty your precious sword?
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You. Strip.
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Not your clothes. His.
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I only kill people, not pigs.
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Have you eaten? Not yet?
Go home and eat
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Just go eat
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Have you eaten? Not yet?
Go home and eat
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Just go eat
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This is not your place
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Go wherever it suits you
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Don't lose face
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For the sake of your parents
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You see me, but you don't call out
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Can't you find your direction?
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Do you still remember me?
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Do you still remember
What your name is?
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I despise you and you're doomed
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Your life is over
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Just leave, never come back
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Never let me see your face again
Get lost
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Get out of my sight
You've got three seconds
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Just get out of my face
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Or I will punch you out
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And you'll never forget what I just said
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Madam Mei!
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You'll never see me again!
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Chopper!
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Don't!
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Why did you push me down?
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Chopper. I'm scared of heights.
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Chunge! Chunge!
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Chopper.
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Chopper. I'm here.
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My head is stuck!
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Wow, what a sharp cleaver!
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Be careful. Pull!
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Cleaver! Cleaver!
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What do you want this cleaver for?
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Kill-- To kill Big Beard.
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This cleaver is not for killing people.
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Give me that cleaver.
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You want it?
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First, let me tell you its story.
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VENGEANCE
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Scum! At least he's still alive.
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The venom has made him mute.
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Be grateful.
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Master has saved your life.
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Oh no, another useless burden.
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Master, this beggar may be young...
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...but he has suffered a lot.
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Now he's a mute. Please let him go.
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How about I let you go?
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Bring the accounts book.
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Burglary. He should pay for his crime.
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Twenty porcelain plates...
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...13 bowls, three wine vats,
eight clay pots...
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...one snake, two hens,
a rope of garlic, 580 pepper kernels.
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His sentence,
five months as a kitchen servant.
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Do you want to be a chef
or a street performer?
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Wait!
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It's still edible.
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Don't waste good food.
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Stop laughing.
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A bunch of useless idiots!
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Only worth scolding.
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I'm yelling because I want to help you.
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So that you don't ruin South Beauty.
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You're always making me worry
about you.
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And you, brat.
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What are you looking at? Get lost!
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Troublemaker!
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Don't worry. I've got your back.
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Mute. Close the door!
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Sir, we're closed.
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Let's go!
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Are they here to arrest somebody?
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Maybe you were seen two days ago
stealing from the blind fortune teller.
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No way!
A ghost must have reported you...
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...for sleeping with his widow.
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Honorable guests, welcome.
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We serve steamed bear's paws,
steamed deer's tails...
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...roasted duck, roasted spring chicken,
roasted-
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You don't like those dishes?
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Also red meatballs, white meatballs,
fried meatballs...
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...egg meatballs, three flavor meatballs,
four delights--
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Shut up!
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Which one of you is Big Eight Chef?
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I am.
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Royal butler, His Excellency Eunuch Liu...
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...will arrive here on August 15th.
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He only eats the best food...
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...and he wishes
to try your famous Eight Courses.
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This is a great honor for you.
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Even think of running...
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...and you'll all be killed.
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The danger of being
such a famous restaurant is...
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...that you attract the likes
of the brutal Eunuch Liu.
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Many chefs have died by his hand...
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...for serving food not to his liking.
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I fear South Beauty is surely doomed.
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I must quickly find a successor...
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...so that if I am killed...
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...the secret of the Eight Courses
won't be lost.
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Brother Cheng,
have you seen my spatula?
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-What?
-I said, where's my spatula?
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I don't know,
but I do know that your wok is on fire.
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Oh, no! It's filled with oil!
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Who did this?
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Time's up!
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Bring your dishes!
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Apprentice Cheng.
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Dish name, "A Beauty's Sweetness."
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The pumpkin is completely tasteless.
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Apprentice Wu.
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Dish name, "Very Very Fragrant."
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The plate's not even clean.
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How can you hope to be a chef?
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Go, go, go!
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Apprentice Little Melon.
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Dish name,
"A Good Bowl of Shrimp Soup."
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Melon, what did you name your soup?
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It's "A Good Bowl of Shrimp Soup."
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What a stupid name.
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"A Good Bowl of Shrimp Soup"?
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He is such an idiot.
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Half a turnip, two tablespoons of tofu...
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...three taels of wolf berries...
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...ten apricots, some slices of oak...
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...and eggplant.
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Shrimp soup with no shrimp?
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No shrimp?
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Make it again.
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Master, have mercy.
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I admit that I didn't make this soup.
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Please don't kick me out.
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00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:35,756
Who made it?
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No fainting. Don't pass out! Get up!
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Speak.
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What are you doing, Mute?
Are you crazy?
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Master, don't blame the mute,
it's my fault.
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When I was preparing my soup,
all my shrimp died.
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I had no way to prepare the soup...
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...so I asked the mute for help.
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How could the soup taste so terrible?
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Please give me another chance.
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What did he say?
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He said it's his fault
and he should bear the responsibility.
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No, it should be mine,
it has nothing to do with the mute.
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Little Melon begs your pardon, Master.
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Kneel down!
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You idiots are like the lost tadpoles
who are searching for their mother...
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...but end up following a turtle!
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Why are we wasting our time on this?
270
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,818
Master, they should
both be thrown out on the street!
271
00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:41,697
Out on the streets begging for food.
272
00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:42,781
Nonsense.
273
00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:05,679
"A Good Bowl of Shrimp Soup."
274
00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:09,516
It's truly "A Good Bowl of Shrimp Soup"!
275
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:13,103
It must be the elder brother's doing.
276
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,605
Damn them!
277
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,982
And now we're left fixing the outhouse.
278
00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:19,693
I must have revenge!
279
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:22,529
Revenge!
280
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:37,544
Twist a knife in their hearts?
I'll sharpen the blade.
281
00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:43,425
KNIFE
282
00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:45,969
HEART
283
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:48,764
GRIN AND BEAR IT
284
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,600
Maybe you can bear it, but I can't!
285
00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,228
Hiding my spatula!
286
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,563
Murdering my shrimp!
287
00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,190
Stealing my money!
288
00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,693
Putting chili in my underwear!
289
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:02,444
You set me up!
290
00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:04,863
I'll strike you dead!
291
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,762
The soup was delicious...
292
00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:31,515
...yet we're still sent to the outhouse.
293
00:31:31,724 --> 00:31:35,018
When are we going to get our chance?
294
00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:40,149
When will I learn the Eight Courses?
295
00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:48,824
Don't you know,
Master's Eight Courses are amazing.
296
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:51,326
Nobody has ever figured out
how Master does it.
297
00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:54,955
Especially the eighth course,
"The Eight Immortals Cross the Sea."
298
00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:58,542
Even those who've spied on him...
299
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:03,046
...don't know how it's done.
300
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:22,691
Off to the outhouse again? Diarrhea?
301
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,863
What is it?
302
00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:29,072
Get off me!
303
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,365
What's wrong?
304
00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,619
Fire!
305
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,704
Fire! Get up!
306
00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:39,333
Master!
307
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:40,709
What shall we do?
308
00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:42,169
Master is still inside!
309
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,963
Master is burning inside!
310
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:46,423
Master!
311
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:49,051
What?
312
00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:53,639
Understood? Quick!
313
00:32:54,348 --> 00:32:56,099
Mute, put this on!
314
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,684
Hurry UP!
315
00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,520
Mute, go save the Master!
316
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,699
You bunch of good-for-nothing idiots!
317
00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:17,412
Standing there slack-jawed...
318
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,791
...not even trying to rescue anyone.
319
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,753
Utterly useless!
320
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:29,800
I officially take the Mute as my pupil...
321
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,344
...to learn my culinary arts.
322
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,351
kneel
323
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,203
Chop.
324
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:23,896
Be pragmatic...
325
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:25,564
...as a cook and as a man.
326
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,361
Master is taking out his knife.
327
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,113
He's beginning to chop!
328
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:36,325
He's chopping. Chop! Chop! Chop!
329
00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:40,287
He's finished chopping.
330
00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:44,124
-What's it like?
-Looks like he didn't chop a thing.
331
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,376
Master must be too old.
332
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,755
I guess he has nothing left to teach.
333
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:40,097
Now you know the first 7 courses.
334
00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:41,765
Is everything clear?
335
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,815
Now I shall pass on
the secret of the eighth course.
336
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,776
"The Eight Immortals Cross the Sea."
337
00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:03,203
This course
must be made in the blink of an eye.
338
00:36:03,412 --> 00:36:06,873
You must prepare the fish for cooking...
339
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,375
...while it's still alive.
340
00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:10,502
Even when it's served up...
341
00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:12,295
...it doesn't yet realize it has died.
342
00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:15,507
It's still swimming in the soup.
343
00:36:15,716 --> 00:36:19,386
It tastes magnificent.
344
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,222
Everyone thinks that the secret...
345
00:36:22,431 --> 00:36:25,892
...is my fast and precise slicing.
346
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:29,021
Many have tried to learn my secret...
347
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:32,941
...but, still, I'm the only who can do it.
348
00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:35,819
Do you know why?
349
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:03,263
This amazing black iron cleaver...
350
00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:07,309
...is the real secret to this dish.
351
00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:27,954
ONE MONTH LATER
352
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:58,235
I have passed all my skills onto you.
353
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:01,863
Now I can die without regret.
354
00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:50,829
The poison is colorless and tasteless.
355
00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:53,290
It seems you are a master of toxins.
356
00:38:58,587 --> 00:39:00,797
Sorry for my disloyalty.
357
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,259
You could tell it was poisoned...
358
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:07,470
...so why did you still eat it?
359
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:13,101
The dish tastes really good.
360
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:15,478
You have learned well.
361
00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:19,733
Tell me, who are you?
362
00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:23,403
I've come here for revenge.
363
00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:28,200
I had no choice.
364
00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:34,206
My father was also a chef.
365
00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:39,753
Fifteen years ago,
he cooked for Eunuch Liu.
366
00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:41,231
Over the years...
367
00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:44,901
...I have planned many ways
to avenge him.
368
00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:53,702
But then I heard about
the secret of your cleaver.
369
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:57,330
The evil eunuch is fond of fine cuisine.
370
00:40:57,539 --> 00:41:00,041
So I knew he would eventually come
to South Beauty.
371
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:25,817
I never imagined...
372
00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:30,947
...that vengeance could make one
go crazy.
373
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,828
But if you want to kill Eunuch Liu...
374
00:41:37,037 --> 00:41:39,205
...you won't be able to use poison.
375
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:40,915
As I prepare Master's...
376
00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,959
..."The Eight Immortals Cross the Sea"...
377
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:48,256
...I will tempt the eunuch
to move in for a closer look.
378
00:41:48,465 --> 00:41:53,970
And then you'll be close enough
to use the cleaver?
379
00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:00,226
Yes.
380
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:06,566
Only one of us
can have the chance to cook for him...
381
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:10,904
...so I must die.
382
00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:13,865
For 15 years...
383
00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:17,327
...I've suffered so much humiliation...
384
00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:22,207
...waiting for this chance for revenge.
385
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:28,505
Please forgive me, Master.
386
00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:34,177
My boy, you want to use this cleaver
for revenge...
387
00:42:34,386 --> 00:42:39,599
...but this cleaver is not for killing.
388
00:42:40,141 --> 00:42:42,894
Would you like to hear its story?
389
00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:48,066
GREED
390
00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:52,987
I'm dead!
391
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,242
Who is Fat Tang?
392
00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:09,379
Murderer!
393
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,090
Who is Fat Tang?
394
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:16,052
I don't know! I really don't know!
395
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,768
Sir, I am known to the world as--
396
00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:40,994
I am!
397
00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:47,417
I am Fat Tang!
398
00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:57,218
Oh, my lord, go easy on me, please.
399
00:43:57,427 --> 00:44:01,764
Fat Tang, the greatest swordsmith...
400
00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:06,686
...now lives in a poor village...
401
00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:11,107
...nailing horseshoes for a living.
402
00:44:12,484 --> 00:44:15,361
The greatest.
403
00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:19,157
What a hollow title.
404
00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:22,410
I've made enough swords in my life.
405
00:44:23,912 --> 00:44:27,540
All I desire now
is to pass my final days in peace...
406
00:44:27,749 --> 00:44:29,375
...with the odd cockfight to bet on...
407
00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:31,377
...some alcohol to drink...
408
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:34,464
...and to hide from the world's problems.
409
00:44:34,923 --> 00:44:37,425
Well said.
410
00:44:40,637 --> 00:44:46,726
Would you still be unmoved
if you saw this?
411
00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:49,938
You, wandering swordsman.
412
00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:54,943
Where did you get this scrap iron?
413
00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:57,529
Scrap iron?
414
00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,197
Where else in the world...
415
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,074
...can you find a piece of iron...
416
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:03,993
...as great as this?
417
00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:07,789
What iron could be so great?
418
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:15,588
It's that...
419
00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:19,676
It really is that iron.
420
00:45:20,468 --> 00:45:25,848
I never thought
that with one foot in the grave...
421
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:30,061
...I'd see it again.
422
00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,481
Many long years ago...
423
00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:35,400
...the region was soaked in blood...
424
00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:37,777
...as swordsmen fought each other...
425
00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:41,531
...for the title of Greatest Swordsman.
426
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:47,120
Old Dugu sought to end the violence
and bring peace.
427
00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:50,290
He won the battles of Qilian,
Dongfing,Zhongyuan“.
428
00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:52,375
...and other countless duels...
429
00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:55,712
...defeating many legendary masters.
430
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:00,258
After each duel...
431
00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:03,970
...he gathered their powerful weapons...
432
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:07,765
...putting an end to the pointless battles.
433
00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:12,145
Old Dugu had Fat Tang...
434
00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:15,106
...melt all the weapons...
435
00:46:15,315 --> 00:46:20,194
...into a lump of powerful black iron.
436
00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:24,866
Then Old Dugu took the iron
and retreated into the shadows.
437
00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:27,535
When he died...
438
00:46:27,744 --> 00:46:31,122
...the black iron was buried with him...
439
00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:33,625
...in his secret tomb.
440
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:41,674
This is Old Dugu's black iron.
441
00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:43,593
Where did you get it?
442
00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:48,765
Naturally, I dug it up from his grave.
443
00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:56,522
Is Old Dugu's grave...
444
00:46:57,190 --> 00:47:00,193
...as easily located as my shop?
445
00:47:01,778 --> 00:47:05,281
No one but his son could locate it.
446
00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:09,035
You? Are you--?
447
00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:13,831
I am Dugu's son, Dugu Cheng.
448
00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:43,611
Blasphemy.
You desecrated your own father's grave?
449
00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:45,822
Don't make me laugh.
450
00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:48,866
Isn't my father also your father?
451
00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,554
You...
452
00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:13,391
For this piece of black iron...
453
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:17,061
...you dug up
your father's resting place?
454
00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:18,896
What you've done is too--
455
00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:25,611
You're too greedy.
456
00:48:26,696 --> 00:48:29,949
Fate will catch up with you eventually.
457
00:48:30,158 --> 00:48:32,076
You're right about me.
458
00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:34,620
I am greedy.
459
00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:40,126
But I have Old Dugu's blood
running through my veins.
460
00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:43,963
My fate is to be the Greatest Swordsman.
461
00:48:44,172 --> 00:48:45,798
Old Dugu!
462
00:48:46,007 --> 00:48:49,635
Why did you leave this iron behind?
463
00:48:50,303 --> 00:48:54,974
Why didn't you let me
pour the molten iron away?
464
00:48:57,643 --> 00:48:59,604
Master, you've got a point.
465
00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:03,941
You know how to melt this iron...
466
00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:08,279
...so surely you can forge it
into a sword.
467
00:49:08,488 --> 00:49:10,490
No!
468
00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:14,327
This black iron
is cursed with a murderous spirit.
469
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:21,876
Your father wanted the killing to stop.
470
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:27,089
That's why he hid it.
471
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:31,761
And I swore...
472
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:37,767
...to never forge weapons again.
473
00:49:38,935 --> 00:49:45,566
Swordsmith Fat Tang is already dead.
474
00:49:49,737 --> 00:49:53,825
We fight no more.
475
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:05,211
Don't faint.
476
00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:09,131
I'll chop off one of your legs
and then see how you feel.
477
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:14,262
Fine! Fine!
478
00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:19,350
My precious Iron Head...
479
00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:28,234
...you didn't deserve to die like this.
480
00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:31,404
I will only ask once.
481
00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:36,826
Will you make me a sword or not?
482
00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:44,834
I Will!
483
00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:37,219
Today, I become
the Greatest Swordsman.
484
00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:40,222
I'll spare your life as a witness.
485
00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:06,415
Dugu Cheng, for this piece of iron...
486
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:08,501
...you've slaughtered so many.
487
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:10,962
Even your own brother!
488
00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:15,633
You even dug up your father's grave!
489
00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:18,594
Your greed is beyond belief.
490
00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:20,096
You lack all morality.
491
00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:21,347
You say I'm greedy?
492
00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:24,350
So then what brought you here?
493
00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:27,311
To avenge my father!
494
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,438
-To avenge my wife!
-To avenge my sister!
495
00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:31,065
To avenge my master's sister!
496
00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:33,567
To save this country...
497
00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:36,445
...from an evil swordsman!
498
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:39,281
To uphold the peace!
499
00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:42,743
I want the black iron.
500
00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,454
You want the black iron.
501
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:49,333
Let's see if it agrees.
502
00:52:49,542 --> 00:52:52,169
You've already forged it into a sword?
503
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,467
The greatest sword.
504
00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,190
What is this sword?
505
00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:45,866
A great sword.
506
00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:04,969
I've got to move.
507
00:55:08,973 --> 00:55:11,058
Uncle Blacksmith...
508
00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:12,977
...I want to forge a sword.
509
00:55:13,185 --> 00:55:15,896
Silly child, why do you need a sword?
510
00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:20,860
If I had a sword, no one would bully me.
511
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,654
I'll give you this rooster instead.
512
00:55:25,698 --> 00:55:27,575
Please, I'm begging you.
513
00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:30,536
Get up.
514
00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:37,168
What do you want to be
when you grow up?
515
00:55:37,376 --> 00:55:39,295
I want to be a swordsman...
516
00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,839
...someone respected.
517
00:55:43,132 --> 00:55:45,467
Silly child...
518
00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:50,556
...a swordsman's blade
only brings sorrow.
519
00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:53,475
Listen to me...
520
00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:58,898
...only a chef's blade can bring joy.
521
00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:02,151
I'll forge you a cleaver...
522
00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:05,654
...that brings happiness.
523
00:56:06,739 --> 00:56:08,574
Let's go!
524
00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:12,286
Let me see...
525
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:19,210
Right! There it is.
526
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:29,303
This will be perfect.
527
00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:34,183
Without a doubt...
528
00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:39,104
...it's the very best iron.
529
00:56:40,356 --> 00:56:42,566
It's great to be a chef.
530
00:56:42,775 --> 00:56:45,110
In the future,
you can open your own restaurant...
531
00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:47,988
...and people will come from all over...
532
00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:50,866
...to eat your delicious food.
533
00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:53,911
Isn't that better
than being a swordsman?
534
00:56:59,959 --> 00:57:05,839
Child, take this cleaver.
It will bring you happiness.
535
00:57:19,979 --> 00:57:22,314
Elder brother, Why'd you have to die?
536
00:57:22,523 --> 00:57:24,858
He picked the right time to keel over!
537
00:57:26,318 --> 00:57:29,196
No, no!
538
00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:36,704
Oh, Master!
539
00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:40,207
If there's no one to cook tomorrow...
540
00:57:40,416 --> 00:57:43,294
...then there's no need for any of you.
541
00:57:43,502 --> 00:57:45,504
Kill them. Kill them all.
542
00:57:45,713 --> 00:57:47,131
Mercy!
543
00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:48,716
I have an 80-year-old wife...
544
00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:51,176
...and an unmarried mother!
545
00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:54,138
Please, I'm only a customer here.
I don't know any of them.
546
00:57:54,346 --> 00:57:57,057
There is someone!
There's someone who can cook.
547
00:58:30,549 --> 00:58:32,051
Your Excellency--
548
00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:40,934
No problem...
549
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:45,397
...just be careful in your next life.
550
00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:46,732
Dear Lord, have mercy!
551
00:59:02,498 --> 00:59:03,791
Go!
552
00:59:16,845 --> 00:59:21,475
By the Royal Eunuch's order, start!
553
00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:47,626
Dish name?
554
00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:51,296
"Green Hills in a Single Color."
555
00:59:56,885 --> 00:59:59,012
South Beauty presents...
556
00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:00,764
..."Green Hills in a Single Color."
557
01:00:00,973 --> 01:00:02,683
Your Grace, please.
558
01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:12,359
Second course.
559
01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:29,543
"Yin and Yang Divided Into Two."
560
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:35,174
South Beauty's second course.
561
01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:37,134
Your Grace, please.
562
01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:39,636
Third course.
563
01:00:39,845 --> 01:00:42,306
"Three Ounces of Love."
564
01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:45,684
Fourth course.
565
01:00:46,518 --> 01:00:47,936
"Four Seas, One Home."
566
01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:51,190
Fifth course.
567
01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:52,649
"Snowflakes in May."
568
01:00:52,858 --> 01:00:55,611
-Sixth course.
-"Beauty of the Six Southern Dynasties."
569
01:00:55,819 --> 01:00:58,155
-Seventh.
-"The Crescent Moon Among Seven Stars."
570
01:01:28,644 --> 01:01:30,354
Mama.
571
01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:39,238
His Excellency
is very pleased with these dishes.
572
01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:43,742
The chef may prepare the final course.
573
01:01:45,494 --> 01:01:48,330
Prepare the eighth course.
574
01:01:48,539 --> 01:01:52,042
Your Excellency, for the eighth course,
"The Eight Immortals Cross the Sea"...
575
01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:56,255
-...I humbly suggest you watch very closely.
-Accepted!
576
01:01:56,463 --> 01:02:00,551
Please move
His Excellency's chair closer.
577
01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:21,530
Movement complete!
578
01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:48,533
Now start preparing the eighth course.
579
01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:53,205
Hey, hurry UP-
580
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,632
Want to die?
581
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:08,428
No! The mute suggested that
to appreciate the eighth course...
582
01:04:08,637 --> 01:04:13,141
...His Excellency
should come even closer.
583
01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:15,977
Even closer?
584
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:18,772
This chef has some plot.
585
01:04:18,980 --> 01:04:22,025
Take him outside and kill him!
586
01:04:22,234 --> 01:04:25,320
Have mercy!
587
01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:27,030
We only make the suggestion...
588
01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:29,116
...because of the dish's secret.
589
01:04:29,324 --> 01:04:31,535
Wait, the dish's secret?
590
01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:36,039
Let's hear it.
591
01:04:36,248 --> 01:04:37,791
Your Excellency...
592
01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:40,001
...the secret of this course...
593
01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:43,213
...lies in the chef's carving skills.
594
01:04:43,422 --> 01:04:46,883
He must (Xe-same, gut...
595
01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:49,469
...and cook the fish
before it knows it's dead.
596
01:04:49,678 --> 01:04:52,431
The fish even keeps swimming
afterwards.
597
01:04:52,639 --> 01:04:54,891
Your Excellency, the mastery involved...
598
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:59,146
...is not just in the taste of the soup.
599
01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:05,485
Interesting.
600
01:05:06,778 --> 01:05:08,113
Allow.
601
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:16,663
Your Excellency,
as your humble servant, I--
602
01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:19,332
Move me.
603
01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,418
Take me to the bathroom.
604
01:06:04,085 --> 01:06:07,088
Your Excellency, congratulations.
605
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:11,426
Excellent digestion, Your Excellency!
606
01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:16,056
This chef looks...
607
01:06:18,683 --> 01:06:22,229
...quite handsome.
608
01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:40,455
They always said there's more to you,
and they're right.
609
01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:44,084
No wonder the Big Eight Chef
wanted to adopt you.
610
01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:47,212
He always wanted his own son.
611
01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,464
I've always known you had potential...
612
01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:51,633
...with courage and a bright outlook.
613
01:06:51,842 --> 01:06:55,095
South Beauty will prosper.
614
01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:57,055
Let's immediately open another branch!
615
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,073
Remove my outer clothing.
616
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:18,952
The Royal Eunuch
has fallen into the cesspit!
617
01:07:20,287 --> 01:07:23,832
An army trains for 1,000 days
to fight one battle.
618
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,251
Today is that day.
619
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,503
We must rescue His Excellency!
620
01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:31,423
Your Excellency,
you have to float to the surface!
621
01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:33,466
Don't open your mouth!
622
01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:34,634
Don't eat anything!
623
01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:37,929
Your Excellency, grab my spear!
624
01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:41,224
Idiot! Why did you use the sharp end?
625
01:07:41,433 --> 01:07:44,227
When I get up there, you're all dead!
626
01:07:51,151 --> 01:07:54,529
The Royal Eunuch has passed away!
627
01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:17,802
My boy...
628
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:21,514
...you want to use the cleaver
for revenge...
629
01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:26,853
...but it's not for killing.
630
01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:32,025
The Royal Eunuch
would've died anyways.
631
01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:36,988
I didn't kill him, but he still died.
632
01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:40,784
Master still died.
633
01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:46,331
If I didn't kill Master...
634
01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:48,458
...the Royal Eunuch
still would have died.
635
01:08:48,667 --> 01:08:52,462
If I didn't kill Master,
he still would have died.
636
01:08:52,671 --> 01:08:54,381
Chopper.
637
01:08:54,589 --> 01:08:57,217
Chopper.
638
01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,844
Why did you steal
that crazy man's cleaver?
639
01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:04,724
I want to kill Big Beard...
640
01:09:04,933 --> 01:09:07,060
...and save Madam Mei!
641
01:09:10,397 --> 01:09:14,651
Off to fight again. What about dinner?
642
01:09:24,911 --> 01:09:27,789
Where is Big Beard?
643
01:09:29,249 --> 01:09:31,668
Where is Big Beard?
644
01:09:31,876 --> 01:09:34,462
I'll carve pig head tattoos...
645
01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:36,339
...on every inch of his body!
646
01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:45,557
Boss, go home and butcher pigs.
647
01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:50,145
-Stop coming over here.
-Okay.
648
01:09:51,271 --> 01:09:56,026
Is acting like an idiot your hobby?
Look at that crappy kitchen cleaver.
649
01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:00,655
Crappy kitchen cleaver?
650
01:10:02,157 --> 01:10:04,451
I'll show you!
651
01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:18,465
You want to die?
652
01:11:04,803 --> 01:11:08,264
REPLAY OF THE ACCIDENT
653
01:11:27,242 --> 01:11:29,077
He's not dead!
654
01:11:36,918 --> 01:11:38,211
Run!
655
01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:23,816
If Madam Mei...
656
01:13:24,025 --> 01:13:25,944
...could stay with me every day...
657
01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:34,285
...and we chopped meat together,
wouldn't it be perfect?
658
01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:36,371
Yes.
659
01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:15,743
A toast to our hero.
660
01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:18,538
Madam Mei admires your bravery.
661
01:14:38,891 --> 01:14:40,977
Is that really you, Madam Mei?
662
01:14:41,728 --> 01:14:43,688
Before...
663
01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:46,941
...I only saw you in my dreams!
664
01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:52,864
Why don't you go dance
with your cleaver...
665
01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:57,285
...while Madam Mei plays her flute?
666
01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:58,453
No!
667
01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:02,373
-I'd rather write a poem for Madam Mei.
-Sounds great.
668
01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:09,172
But I don't know how to write.
Yes, a cleaver dance!
669
01:15:58,846 --> 01:16:02,809
How come Madam Mei isn't smiling?
670
01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:04,352
She never smiles.
671
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,730
But deep inside,
she is filled with happiness.
672
01:16:07,939 --> 01:16:09,857
Rubbish!
673
01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:14,904
I know that expression.
674
01:16:15,113 --> 01:16:18,324
When my dad died...
675
01:16:18,533 --> 01:16:22,912
...my morn had that look. Not happy.
676
01:16:23,162 --> 01:16:25,748
Then when was she happy again?
677
01:16:25,957 --> 01:16:30,711
When my mom remarried,
she was happy.
678
01:16:31,462 --> 01:16:35,049
So I will make Madam Mei happy!
679
01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:37,718
I will marry her!
680
01:16:38,636 --> 01:16:44,559
Decorate the whole courtyard
with peach blossoms!
681
01:16:45,643 --> 01:16:48,146
Chopper.
682
01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:50,940
Big Beard.
683
01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:55,445
Chopper turned into Big Beard.
684
01:17:36,736 --> 01:17:39,238
I appreciate the care you've given me.
685
01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:43,868
I asked a troupe to perform a play
that expresses my true feelings.
686
01:17:44,076 --> 01:17:45,578
I hope you will like it.
687
01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,540
Okay.
688
01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:08,851
Stupid butcher!
689
01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:10,937
This is interesting.
690
01:18:11,145 --> 01:18:13,231
What's even more interesting...
691
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:16,400
...is how similar it is to our situation.
692
01:18:16,943 --> 01:18:18,736
Right.
693
01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:19,922
My love...
694
01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:23,801
...do you still love me?
695
01:19:24,010 --> 01:19:26,220
I've never...
696
01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:29,890
...forgotten you.
697
01:19:50,745 --> 01:19:54,498
Please go upstairs, sir.
698
01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:58,961
He's coming. He's going to kill you.
699
01:19:59,170 --> 01:20:00,671
You've got to leave.
700
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:04,008
No. Let's flee together!
701
01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:05,468
Go now!
702
01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:07,470
I want to take you far away from here.
703
01:20:07,678 --> 01:20:08,679
Leave, hurry!
704
01:20:08,888 --> 01:20:10,681
To faraway places.
705
01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:30,451
Oh, my beauty.
706
01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:41,504
Come here!
707
01:20:43,381 --> 01:20:45,091
Beast!
708
01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:47,218
I'll kill you!
709
01:21:29,969 --> 01:21:31,887
Stop! Stop!
710
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:34,682
What is this crap?
711
01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:37,351
Why am I in it?
712
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:38,853
Are you playing me?
713
01:21:40,146 --> 01:21:42,022
Yes, he's playing YOU-
714
01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:45,151
And him?
715
01:21:45,359 --> 01:21:46,485
He's playing Big Beard.
716
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:48,779
And him?
717
01:21:48,988 --> 01:21:50,114
He's playing me.
718
01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,200
And him? Who is he?
719
01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:55,911
He...
720
01:21:57,747 --> 01:21:59,832
He's playing me.
721
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:03,043
How? How can this be you?
722
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,546
Everyone knows
that I love peach blossoms.
723
01:22:05,755 --> 01:22:07,798
But nobody knows why.
724
01:22:20,478 --> 01:22:25,191
We've been in love since childhood.
725
01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:28,110
The peach blossoms and the flute's song
formed our oath.
726
01:22:28,319 --> 01:22:29,403
Five years ago...
727
01:22:29,612 --> 01:22:31,989
...Mei was abducted...
728
01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:34,950
...and sold to this place.
729
01:22:36,327 --> 01:22:39,622
I traveled all over looking for her...
730
01:22:40,039 --> 01:22:42,208
...until one year ago...
731
01:22:43,334 --> 01:22:45,336
...when I finally found her.
732
01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:47,087
We wanted to run away...
733
01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,215
...but we were prevented from doing so.
734
01:22:49,423 --> 01:22:52,218
We needed to get rid of Big Beard.
735
01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:55,262
Then you appeared again.
736
01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:56,972
Where is Big Beard?
737
01:23:02,186 --> 01:23:05,940
Get out of here! Go!
738
01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:08,150
I hope our paths cross again.
739
01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:11,529
Madam Mei.
740
01:23:13,614 --> 01:23:17,910
Can we have lunch together?
741
01:23:18,577 --> 01:23:21,622
Chopper, you are a good person.
742
01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:24,500
This is wonderful!
743
01:23:24,708 --> 01:23:26,460
The lovers finally reunited.
744
01:23:26,669 --> 01:23:30,005
It's a happy ending after all.
745
01:23:31,465 --> 01:23:33,300
It's so touching.
746
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,636
I wish you a long, happy life together.
747
01:23:35,845 --> 01:23:37,096
Have a son soon.
748
01:23:37,304 --> 01:23:38,764
Have a safe journey...
749
01:23:38,973 --> 01:23:41,016
...and keep in touch.
750
01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:43,018
THE END
751
01:23:43,227 --> 01:23:45,771
We'll miss you.
752
01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:48,107
No!
753
01:23:48,315 --> 01:23:51,318
This is not the same as my dream!
754
01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,698
I don't want to be a good person!
755
01:23:55,906 --> 01:23:58,117
I want Madam Mei!
756
01:23:58,325 --> 01:24:00,286
You can't take Madam Mei from me!
757
01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:04,957
Do you see what's in my hand?
758
01:24:05,165 --> 01:24:06,584
Cleaver.
759
01:24:07,084 --> 01:24:08,878
How did you get a cleaver?
760
01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:10,170
It's yours.
761
01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:12,631
-What about the one in my hand?
-It's fake.
762
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:15,926
Liar! How can you say mine is fake?
763
01:24:16,135 --> 01:24:17,970
Because I was the one who switched it.
764
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:35,529
Give me back my cleaver!
765
01:24:57,509 --> 01:25:00,429
CHOPPER VS. THE FLUTIST
766
01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:46,100
This cleaver...
767
01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:49,019
Actually, I never switched the cleaver.
768
01:25:49,395 --> 01:25:51,689
You had the real cleaver all along.
769
01:26:01,281 --> 01:26:03,117
But you threw it away.
770
01:26:03,325 --> 01:26:04,743
REAL CLEAVER
FAKE CLEAVER
771
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:07,579
You...
772
01:26:07,788 --> 01:26:09,581
You can't even tell true from fake.
773
01:26:09,832 --> 01:26:12,751
You don't deserve such a great cleaver!
774
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:14,712
Give me back the cleaver!
775
01:26:25,848 --> 01:26:27,725
This is wonderful!
776
01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:30,144
The lovers finally reunited.
777
01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:33,439
It's a happy ending after all.
778
01:26:35,274 --> 01:26:37,776
I wish you a long, happy life together.
779
01:26:37,985 --> 01:26:39,236
Have a son soon.
780
01:26:39,445 --> 01:26:40,988
Have a safe journey...
781
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:43,699
...and keep in touch!
782
01:26:44,324 --> 01:26:48,787
Madam Mei, keep in touch!
783
01:26:48,996 --> 01:26:53,375
Remember to come back and visit us!
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