All language subtitles for Mr Throwback s01e04 The Only Way Out Is Through.eng

- There are way more
important things

in the world
than the game of basketball.

My friend
Danny Grossman's daughter,

Charlie, is fighting
for her life.

- Uh...
- But I'm determined to help.

- Why does Steph Curry
think that I'm dying?

Am I dying?
- No.

- Am I?
- No.

- No, you're not dying.
- No, baby.

You are not dying.
- No, no.

- You are perfectly healthy.

- OK, then why is
he saying that?

- [sighs] It's actually--

- So crazy.
You're gonna die.

I mean, not die.
- It's a really funny story.

[laughter]

You're gonna love-- your mother
actually tells it better.

- No, you're so much better.
- You guys!

You guys!
- What?

What?
Yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah.
- OK, look, here's the deal.

Daddy needed money, and I went
to my old friend Steph Curry,

and I told a little,
little, little fib

that snowballed and now
you're kind of, sort of--

- Dying?
Of what?

- Good question.
See, you're smart.

You're a thinker, and that's
what we love about you--

- Oh, but Mom.
Mom.

- --is that you're
critically always--

- Mom.
- Well, so the what--

the of what--
- The of what.

- --is kind of up
in the air, I think.

- We haven't really
settled on anything--

- We haven't kind
of come to a--

- --'cause a lot of the
diseases are very, very sad.

- And we definitely--

- And we are already kind of
like dancing with the devil

on a karmic level.
- You think?

- Look, no one loves this.

- No one loves it.
I hate it.

- This is not what we wanted.

- It was an accident.

- But we're in too deep.

Steph Curry just
told the whole world.

Deposits have been made.

The game is right
around the corner.

But, but, but I think there
is a saving grace here.

- Uh-huh.
- You know?

What if we leaned into the
charity aspect of it, you know?

- Not bad.

- Turn a negative
into a positive.

- Not a bad idea.

- We raise a bunch
of money using this charity

game for a real disease.

And then we come clean.

We donate said money to said
real disease to find a cure.

- I love that.
I love that.

- How could people
be mad at that?

- People love that.
- Are you kidding?

They could be extremely mad.

I was shocked at first.

I mean, me and my dad
have run scams before

to get autographs
and free stuff.

Slip and falls,
"I lost my mommy" type shit,

but nothing this big.

- Well, think of it
like Lance Armstrong.

You know?
Remember him?

- Yeah, yeah.
- The guy who has no nuts?

He rode the bicycle?
- [laughs]

- I mean, call him
a liar all you want,

but that dude saved lives.

- Yeah, so he was
really sick, though.

So that's a little different.

- Oh, word?
- Yeah.

This could be good.
This could be good.

This could be good because--

because, yes,
yes, we are lying.

But we're raising
a lot of money.

- Right.

- And then we could
do a lot of good

because we actually help
a lot of sick people.

And that's nice.

Right?

- It's bad.
It's not good.

- Lying is bad.
You should never do this.

- Never lie.
- It is so freaking bad.

- Ever, ever lie.

- But--
- You tell Mommy and Dad.

God works in mysterious ways.

I think what we're saying is--

- Here's what we're saying.

- The only way out is through.

- Or, or if you're not
comfortable with this--

- I have terms.

- Oh, OK.

- We're gonna bump my
allowance to up to 500.

- Done.
- A month?

- Easy.
- I want TikTok.

- No way.
- No.

- And also, it has to
be like a cute disease.

- Yeah, it is acute.

You have two months
to live-- maybe.

- No, Mom.

I mean like a cute disease.

Like, I want to stay cute.

I'm not shaving my head
or using prosthetics

or doing any tremor work.

- Oh, God, no.

- No, nobody's gonna
have to do that.

- We would never
ask that of you, no.

- I love your hair.
- All right.

OK.

So I am--

I'm dying.

Hey, I'm a Grossman.
We're from the mud.

[school bell rings]
- Hey.

- There were
definitely some perks

to people thinking I was sick.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't have the homework.

I-- I think I left it at home.

- Oh, don't worry about it.

And feel free to skip class
whenever you need to.

- * Whatever floats your boat *

* Whatever floats your boat *

- Can I be in the musical?

- Of course.

In fact, uh, you're the lead.

[chuckles]
Izzy, you're out.

[upbeat music]

* *

- Hey, bruh.

You wanna take me to the dance?

- Do we have to, like,
take an ambulance?

- He's hot, not smart.

* *

- Tonight we're sitting
down with Charlie Grossman,

the brave young girl whose
terminal illness has won

over Steph Curry and America.

- Plus, you'll never believe
which Hollywood dadager

had a major tip slip
at the beach.

That and more right here
on "Access Hollywood."

- Rare disease.
Pure spirit, great pitch.

Well short of the plate,
but tremendous courage.

* *

- Speaking of lethal
chicken wings.

- It's so hot.
- It's so hot.

- But also, it's so sad.

- Oh, I rubbed my eyes!

Oh, I rubbed my eyes!
I rubbed my eyes!

- And now we have
a very special interview

with a very special girl.

- Oh, that's right.

Charlie Grossman, daughter
of the former basketball

phenom Danny Grossman,
has made time for us today.

Charlie, how are you feeling?

- Great.

- Charlie, we hear your fairy
god angel, Stephen Curry, is--

- I got this whole
thing dialed.

I'm telling you.
I got the date locked.

- Come on.
- UA is doing the jersey.

- What?

- NBC has the
television rights.

- Yes.
- All I need is the talent.

- Man, I told you,
you could do it!

That's what I'm talking about.

- We are going
to cure this thing.

- Have we figured
out what exactly--

- Quiet on the tee, please.

[laughs] All right, Steph,
give it that hawk tuah!

Whoo!
Spit on it!

Where's he going?
- Oh, no one told you?

It's cardio golf.

Good luck, bitch!

- Where's she going?

- Cardio golf,
man, that's my jam.

And my friend, Mark,
he put me on to it.

- I play golf for an hour
and 15 minutes before work.

- How much golf can you play
in an hour and 15 minutes?

- All 18 holes.
- 18 holes is like 4 hours.

- Guys that play
4 and 1/2 hours,

5 hours, those are the guys
that don't want to go home.

- I got stuff to do, but I
love golf, so what I do is,

I tee off, sprint to
the ball, hit it, repeat.

The only way I can
play golf is if I

combine it with conditioning.

No days off.

We did the math.

If I didn't multitask one week,
it would take me nine weeks.

- I'm coming!

- I hate golf,
but this business

is a boys' club, so I golf.

- What hole is this?

- I smoke fat cigars.

I pop honey packs.

Anything to keep up
with the fellas.

55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos,
55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater

tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders,
100 meatballs, 100 coffees,

55 wings, 55 shakes,
55 pancakes, 55 pastas,

55 peppers, 150 tater tots.

- Perfect.
- Yes!

I don't get it.

- What are honey packs?

- It's honey mixed with Viagra.

- Coming through!
- Hey, hey!

Give me a ride!

I'll trade you this invention--
polo golf!

[upbeat music]

* *

- Whoo!

- Par!

- Steph Curry
loved meeting you.

* *

- Sir, do you have any water?

- So are they any
closer to a diagnosis?

- No, they're actually-- they
feel like they're further away.

- Huh.
- Oh!

I need a drink!

- Ever since Danny showed up,

something doesn't
smell right.

Look, I would
never, ever, ever,

ever say the kid's not sick.

I would never say that.
I would never say that.

I'm not saying that.

But.

Wait, I just had the best idea.

Let's get Dr. Josh to do
all his genetic testing

stuff on Charlie.
- Yes.

- That way, he can
find out exactly

what's wrong with Charlie,
like, on a cellular level.

Right?
- Such a great call.

You remember Canon?

He was about to be
5' 4" before Dr. Josh

caught the short king gene.

Rewrote the whole code.

Could you imagine,
me with a short kid?

Ugh.

- You know--
[sighs]

That's so sweet of you guys.
You don't have to.

I'm kind of-- I'm kind of
covering that ground already.

- What is this?
You seem weirdly hesitant.

- No, it's just--
I got the charity game.

I got a lot on my plate,
so it's hard to--

- Oh, too much on your
plate to get your daughter

potentially life-saving care?

That's weird.
That's real weird.

I mean, that seems
like that juice

would be worth the squeeze.

- That's your opinion.

My opinion is that I would
essentially raise enough money

to get life-saving care
for everybody's daughter

from all the Dr. Josh's.

- Yeah, well, let me help you,
especially on the talent piece.

That's what I do.

- The last thing I needed
was Kimberly poking around,

digging in on the game.

You know, honestly,
she's always

been a little jealous of me.

- Me? Jealous of Danny?

Yeah, you know,
I guess in some ways.

I always thought life would
be easier if I was divorced,

disgraced, and dumb as rocks.

He's basically
the Chicago of people.

What about Drake?
- Wait, what?

You could get Drake?
- Of course!

Drake's the homie.

We would just go up to
Toronto, kiss the ring,

and I'm sure he'd be in.

Drake loves Stephen.

Loves him.

Drake hates Stephen,
and Stephen hates Drake,

ever since Drake went too hard
at Stephen at the 2019 finals.

[buzzer]

They haven't spoken since.

I'm not about to risk any of
Steph's actual relationships.

It's not happening.

My plan was to get
Danny out of Chicago

long enough to get
Dr. Josh to test Charlie.

Steph is a billion dollar
empire, you understand?

I wasn't about to
let some used clothes

salesman take us down with
some bullshit charity game.

No.

- But didn't you
tell Danny that you

had put down millions
of dollars' worth of deposits

on the game--
- I did.

- --for, like, the venue and--
- I did, yeah.

I lied.

Ain't that about a bitch.

- All right.

Looks like we're
going to Toronto.

- Looks like we are.
I love this.

- I love you.

And the Six is not ready.

- We're about to take
the city by storm!

- Drip drop.

- You're all set.
Welcome to the party.

No days off.
Welcome.

Thanks so much.
Oh, towel.

Welcome back.
So good to see you.

- Sam?

- Sloan?

Sloan.

- You work here now, too?

I am so proud
of your hustle, mama.

I mean--
- Me, too.

- --my daughter's not
even sick, and I am just--

I'm a mess if I even
miss a bake sale.

- Yeah, I bet.
No, no, no.

I actually--
I don't work-work here.

This is my gym.

I mean, I guess I work here
technically, but my boss is me.

I know.

- What?
- I'm the captain now.

You're the one who bought Tao?

- [laughs]

I am the captain now--

- Oh, my God.
- --of the gym.

- That's cool.

- After Steph bought Tao

to shut down
Violet G.'s birthday,

Ayesha and I pitched his team
a concept to convert it

into a gym that I could run.

It was actually
disturbingly easy to convert

a nightclub into a gym.

We just left the bar.

Turns out most people in
Chicago work out drunk.

And it's the same music.

It's-- it's fun.

It's a lot of work, you know?

But I want to model hard
work for my daughter,

not just hard workouts
in the middle of the day.

- Yeah, which is why
Charlie's working so

hard on her TikTok presence.

My god.

I mean, she is quite the little
influencer now, isn't she?

[laughs]
@CharlieTheSickest.

It's-- it's so precious.

- It is precious.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- And so are her
remaining days.

So that's why we're like,
do whatever you want.

Whatever makes you
happy, you know?

- I'm--
- Oh.

Thank you.

Yeah.

- OK.

This is amazing.

Thank you.

- OK, well, that--
you have to pay for that.

Did you know Charlie
is on TikTok?

Have you-- are you on TikTok?

[rattling]

- Pranking my friends and
telling them that I'm cured.

- Ooh.
- [gasps]

- The five keys to looking
alive even when you're dying.

First, we are going
to start out with blush.

- She's all over TikTok,
and I called her school.

She's never there.

And her teachers are
giving her A's because they

think she's dying.

- Well, maybe
she'll get into an Ivy.

- She's not going to an Ivy.
She's going to be an idiot.

Are we doing permanent
damage to her?

- I don't think so.

I mean, you and I both had
pretty rough childhoods,

and look how we came out.

- You mean, terrible?

- Look, I'm sorry.

I'm on a-- I'm on a PJ,
and it's a smaller one,

so I'm being kind of rude.

- Oh, my God.
Ew, you've changed.

Bye.

- Could I have another
one of those Toblerones?

[soft music]

* *

[doorbell chiming]

- Sam?

- Yeah?

- It's Mitch Grossman,
uh, Danny's dad.

* *

- OK.

- Wow, I-- I knew
Danny was married,

but I didn't know he was
married to a fashion model.

- You can't see me.

- Oh, and she bites.

Are you still there?
- What do you want?

- A mulligan on this
conversation, for one.

But really, I was just hoping
to meet my granddaughter.

- Well, Danny doesn't
want you around.

- And I've accepted that.

But when I saw the news,
I knew I had to try to meet

her before it's too late.

- Well, you tried.

That's nice.

Bye.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Please. Please.

I know I-- I--

I don't deserve it,
but if you could

just find it in your heart
to let me use your bathroom.

I need to shit in a way
that a young person

couldn't possibly understand.

- Make it quick.
- Where am I going?

- Downstairs.
- Point.

Here we go.
- Downstairs bathroom.

- All right.
I'm touching cloth.

- [sighs]

- Man, Steph really
hooked it up, huh?

- Yeah.

- Can you believe he called in
a favor from Champagne Papi,

just for you?

- It's amazing.

- Can you even imagine if,
for some reason,

the game didn't happen
or wasn't legit or something

like that?
Man.

- Phew!
- It'd be crazy.

It'd ruin his whole reputation.

- [chuckles]
He's a good friend.

- Yeah, speaking of, you
know, it's so awesome you

and I get a chance
to reconnect.

- I feel the same way.

- Yeah, we were so close, kind
of told each other everything.

- Yeah.

- You can still
tell me anything.

- You can tell me anything.

- Danny, tell me anything.

- OK, there is one
thing, but, um,

you've gotta promise
not to be mad at me.

- I promise I'll be fair.

- Oh, my God!

- Oh.

- Aunt Kimberly,
thank you so much.

- I just thought maybe if
Aubrey met her in person,

and she's such
a big fan of Drake.

- Of course I know that Drake
and Steph hate each other.

I'm the one that auctioned
off the Chick-fil-A napkin

that Drake wrote his
unreleased diss track on.

- I love Drake.

He's literally like my number
one favorite of all time.

- Oh, is that-- is that right?

- I don't listen to Drake.

I'm not a white dad.

The only way out is through.

Plus, private plane content?

Are you kidding me?

This is going to get me more
followers than my Children's

Memorial cafeteria mukbang.

- Come on, let's get in.

- Can we get ice cream?
- Can we get ice cream?

- And sodas?
- Sodas?

[laughs]

My plan is to call Kim's bluff
until she cops to that shit.

Then I'm gonna tell Stephen,

and then Kimberly
will be done-zo.

It's a classic
game of chicken.

- Uh, you know what?

You know, I feel like we can
do even better than Drake.

Why don't we just all
head up back to the office

and, like, go over our list?

- Kim, who's better than Drake?

I mean, come on.

Charlie is so excited.

- Hey, fam, it's your girl,
Charlie the Sickest.

Life these days is pretty mid.

But you know what's not?

Riding in this sick sprinter to
a private jet to go meet Drake.

- Come on.

I mean, this--
this trip is going

to be the time of her life--

- You can use my code for 10%--
- --for at least--

- --off your next order.

- --that she has left.

- All right.
OK, fine.

- All right.
There she is.

[laughs]
- But you gotta move.

That's my purse's seat.
- Oh, sorry.

Yeah
- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

* *

[cheering]

- Wow, Danny seems
really happy.

- Yeah, well, he's wasted.

- He's wearing a bolo tie
without irony?

- Hold on.
Check this out.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, my God!

He hit my brother, Jack!

That doesn't surprise
me, actually.

- And then.
- Oh, my God!

- I know.

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

- Yeah.

So, yeah, we're divorced.

[laughs]
- What?

You are?
I didn't know that.

- Oh, yeah.
We got married so young.

I mean, we tried.

We held on for a long
time for Charlie, but--

- Oh, my gosh.

This is her, right?

- Yeah.

- How is she taking it all?

- Oh, she's a trooper.

She's so strong.

She's our strong trooper.

- God, I missed so much.

- Not much.

- My granddaughter that I--

I've never met is dying.

And it's all my fault.

- Oh, no, no, no.
She's-- OK.

- All of the trauma
that I put Danny

through, he's passed on to her
in the form of a fatal illness.

- Mm, no, I don't
think that we know--

- No, trust me.

I listened to a thing about it.

- OK, well, that's
one person's opinion.

Don't blame yourself, though,
actually, because she-- she

drinks a lot of diet Coke, and
we were very loose with screen

time when she was a kid.

- You-- you--

God is taking her as
payment for my sins!

I have to go to a meeting.
- No, no, no.

- I have to go
to a meeting right now.

- Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
- I'm gonna take this with me.

- It's a lie.
It's a lie.

- What's a lie?
- Danny-- Danny lied.

She's not sick.
Danny lied.

Danny lied.

He wanted
Steph Curry to give him

a jersey that he could
sell because he was

in trouble with a Polish guy.

Classic Danny.

- She's not sick.

- No.

It's bad, I know.
- She's not sick at all?

At all?

It's all a lie?

It's all a lie.

- Yeah and, you know--

- Thanks.
Thanks.

- Wait.
Mitch--

- It's really nice to meet you.

Thank you so much.

[soft music]

* *

When I thought she
was dying, it really

made me want to use again.

But then when I found
out it was all a lie,

it really made me
want to use again.

- Why exactly?

- Because when I
thought she was sick,

there was at least a chance
that it wasn't my fault.

But now I know it was
definitely my fault.

Danny was running plays
right out of my playbook.

- Flight time to Toronto,
2 1/2 hours.

- Oh, my gosh.

This is so cool.

- It's wild, right?
[laughs]

- Yeah.

I can't believe this
is really happening.

- Thank you
for everything you've

done for me and my family.

I know we've been
through some stuff,

but I will never forget this.

- Yeah, for sure.

For sure, yeah.

- This is just so awesome.

- Can you believe we're
going to meet Drake?

- I know.

- Danny, I'm-- I'm gonna
just call up to let

him know we're on our way.

- Of course. Yeah.

- Go for Dr. Josh.

- Yeah, hey.

Um, hey, sorry.

You don't-- you don't need
to test Charlie anymore.

I changed my mind.

I should just stay out of it.

Sorry for sending
you out there.

- Oh, it's OK.

I had some, uh,
business in Chicago anyway.

- Mm, business.
- And business is sexy.

[laughs]

- What?

- Sorry.
We've had some wine.

Oop.

And she's gone.

- Bad news, team.

They said Drake's in the studio
on a heater and has to cancel.

- Oh, really?

- I'm so sorry. Yeah.

We-- we gotta turn around.

- No.
- What?

What do you mean no?

- No, we're going to see Drake.

- He's not gonna see us.

- What do you mean
he's not gonna see us?

- He's in the studio.
He's not gonna see us.

- We have the kid.
OK?

Drake's not gonna
say no to the kid.

I mean, look how sick she is.

- It's cool, Dad.

I get it.

He's gotta drop an
album every six weeks,

so let's just-- let's just go.

- Charlie, stop being brave.

You're unwell.

- I'm actually having
one of my good days, so--

- No, you're not.

Now we are going to get
Drake to play in your charity

basketball game.

- Not a good look.

Sometimes he just
can't help himself.

It's like he's got
this voice in his head

telling him to do the
wrong thing all the time.

I hope I don't get that.

- Danny.
Danny.

- What?

- Drake and Stephen
hate each other.

I set this whole thing up
because I was suspicious you

were up to something.

But seeing you and Charlie
together made me realize

I was wrong.

- Winner, winner,
chicken dinner.

- So, my bad.

- Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

- I'm sorry.

I'm-- I'm really
sorry, Charlie.

- It's-- it's OK,
Aunt Kimberly, really.

- How dare you?

You wasted precious
moments that I

could have had with my
daughter, who is dying.

- But I'm here with you.
- I know, I know.

I feel awful about it.

It's just my job
to watch the throne,

and motherfuckers
come at me extra hard,

thinking I'm gonna be soft, so
I have to go extra hard back.

But now I know
you're a good dude.

Danny, I know that now.

And a great dad--
you're a great dad.

- And?

- You're really
good at ordering

for the table at restaurants.

- I'm a weapon
with the menu in my hand.

- Certified nuke boy.
- No course is safe.

- They going out on sight.

- Mm.

Kim, I'm not gonna let this
ruin 25 years of friendship.

- Well, not 25 consistent
years, but still, net, yeah.

- That's like my
longest friendship.

- Thanks.

I owe you.

- [laughs]
I got her.

And yes, I do feel for her
and her particular situation

as a female
in a male-dominated industry,

as I am a male in a
female-dominated industry--

apparel.

But I got her!

- Hey, um, what are
you gonna tell Steph?

- I wouldn't worry about it.

I think Stephen
will understand.

And I really think he'll be
excited that you guys made up.

- Hey, Captain, we are trying
to hash out something that's

kind of big right now, so if
you could just give us a second

and fall back
and just fly the plane.

- I'm just saying,
I know Stephen pretty well.

- Yeah, Captain,
we all know Stephen well.

Now could you please?
We're doing something.

- Yeah, would you just not?

- Not a competition, guy.

- Guys, it's me!
It's Stephen.

- Oh!
- Are y'all serious?

- Oh, my God.
- I see.

- You "Undercover Bossing" us?

- Duh.
- Not duh.

- Not duh.

I feel like you need
to explain that.

- Yeah, Stephen "Undercover
Bosses" all the time.

It's a lot.

- And Jeff, the pilot,
isn't his only character.

- When you're as famous as me,
nobody tells you the truth.

But they do tell the truth
to Jeff, the janitor.

I had my people
make this up for me.

Get it? Jeff Curry?

How you think I heard about
Kim taking Danny to see Drake?

- Why didn't you just put
a stop to it right then?

Why let them fly all
the way to Toronto?

- One, I have a flair
for the dramatic.

Two, I love to fly.

- You were actually
flying the plane?

- That's right.

I spend so much time on
planes, I figured, hey,

why not just bang
out the 250 hours

and get my pilot's license?

Like I said,
I'm a multitask god.

But the main reason
I did all this

was to get them to finally
squash their beef.

I just wanted
my friends to make up.

- I'm not a big hugger.

- Steph taught us
that when people beef,

everyone's a loser.

The people beefing are losers.

The people talking about
the beef are losers.

Weirdly, if you don't know
about the beef, you're a loser.

So, all good.

I'm spinning a lot of plates,
but it's all good.

[chuckles]

Spinning a lot
of plates, though.

[hip-hop music]

- Of course the game's gonna
be off the hook, trust me.

Bronny, baby, I love you.

I love the whole James Gang.

It would mean the world
if you were all there.

All right. I gotta bounce.

I'm having dinner
with the fam.

Say hi to Bryce for me.

[grunts]

- Put ice on it
if it swells up, OK?

- Yeah.
- Is it too tight?

- What are we doing
for dinner, gang--

- Danny.
- What's all this?

- Great timing.

We just sent Charlie's
blood work off to the lab.

- You did?

- Gonna find out
exactly what is going

on with this little angel.

Get her on an aggressive
treatment plan ASAP.

- Yeah, I tried
explaining that we

have a whole team of doctors,
but Charlie insisted.

- She did?

- I was over it.

Being America's dying girl
was starting to frickin' blow.

Skipping school was lonely.

And I sucked in the play.

- * Whatever floats your boat *

* Whatever floats your boat *

- * Whatever floats your-- *

Line?

The dance was a disaster.

[soft music]

- Sorry.

It's just a lot of pressure
to be your first kiss

and, you know, your last.

- So I tried to end it myself.

Everyone, I have
an announcement.

I am not sick.

- Yes, mama!

Sick does not define you!

- I'm not sick either.

Slay, queen.

Yeah.

- [chanting] I'm not sick!

[all chanting] I'm not sick!

I'm not sick! I'm not sick!

- Hey, can I talk
to you for a second?

Kiddo, what happened, huh?

We were doing good.

- Sorry, Dad, but sometimes
the only way out is out.

Somebody's gotta break
the cycle sometime.

- It's like we say
in the programs--

"The same hot
water that softens

the potato hardens the egg."

Life is what you're
made of, right?

[upbeat music]

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