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[sirens wailing]
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[tense music]
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- Wait, would you
turn that thing off?
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This is an emergency.
Turn it off!
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- Get off my boob.
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- Hey, Siri,
call Bitch-Ass Danny.
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- Calling Bitch-Ass Danny.
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- Pick up the phone.
Pick up the phone.
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Pick up the damn phone.
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[phone buzzing]
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- Oh, God, leave me alone.
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- OK, what about
three weeks from now?
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- No, I got the Double
Dribble Kith collab that Steph
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hooked up coming out.
- Kith collab?
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Everyone has a Kith collab.
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Can you just push it?
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- I can't push it.
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Ronnie said I'd get
my own tracksuit.
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Why can't we do it
the next week?
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- No, I'm going to
Austria with Ayesha.
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- You can't push that?
- No, bro.
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I'm getting a whole
bioenergetic intervention
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at Lanserhof Med Spa.
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I can't get in there by myself.
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It's a big deal-- phytotherapy,
pelvic reflooring.
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- Tight.
- Yeah, that's the idea, son.
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- OK, well,
once we get into the holidays,
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we're not going to be
able to do anything.
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And then February is All-Star
weekend, so that's tapped.
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Maybe we can ask Ayesha if we
can move that girls' trip?
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- What? No.
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I consider Ayesha one of my
inner-circle close people.
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- Inner-circle?
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You've known each other
for, like, a second.
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- We have matching tattoos.
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- You don't have
matching tattoos.
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You got the tattoo she already
had, which is like red flag
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central for a friendship.
- She encouraged me to get it.
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And it's not just
a "girls' trip."
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- I didn't mean it like that.
- That's very dismissive.
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- I didn't mean it like that.
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- It is a 35th birthday
mission to space.
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You have to train
for that shit.
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- OK, fine.
If you're going to that,
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then I am definitely going
to the seal tasting
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with wine in Kawhi.
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- The what?
- Oh, no, you know what?
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I think it actually may be
a wine tasting with Seal,
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the singer,
at Kawhi Leonard's house.
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Either way,
I'm not missing Seal.
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[phone buzzing]
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- It's Kim again.
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- Oh, god,
this bitch is on my nuts.
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Ignore her.
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[bell jingles]
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- This motherfucker,
where is he?
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- I-- not-- not--
I don't know.
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- Where is he?
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- Oh, Danny?
I don't-- I don't know Danny.
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- But you knew who
I was asking for?
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- No, no, no.
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I'm not on mushrooms.
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- You're not on mushrooms?
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- Officers,
my bike got stolen in 2004.
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- What if I told you
I'd go out with you?
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Where's Danny?
- Danny's at Sam's.
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- Let's go.
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- Wait, how do I get
in touch with you?
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- 555-fuck-you.
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- So it's settled.
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We'll come clean to the
Curries in September.
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- 2026.
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You think we can put
off the game that long?
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- We have a sick kid.
It's the ultimate excuse.
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- Yeah, but what about Charlie?
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She's going to start noticing
all these goddamn lasagnas.
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- I'm eating as fast as I can.
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- Some asshole sent a puppy.
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- I'm stuffed,
but I'll give it a shot.
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- Shit, what?
It's Kim and the cops.
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- Oh, fuck.
- Be normal.
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Be normal. Oh my god.
Fuck, Danny. Fuck.
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What do we do?
We're fucked.
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This is it.
- Oh my god.
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This is the first time
you've ever been busted
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for something
hugely embarrassing.
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This is so cute.
It's actually adorable.
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- OK, says the white man.
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- I am not a white man.
I am a Jew.
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- We're not having this
conversation again.
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- I'm just saying, the people
coming for you are coming
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for me in this day and age,
with all due respect,
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a little bit harder.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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You had to get rid
of all your Yeezys.
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That's so devastating.
- It is traumatic.
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Can you imagine
if one day you woke up
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and Dua Lipa
was tweeting "Mein Kampf"?
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- Oh, Kim, supermodel.
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Who are these
handsome strippers?
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Fingers crossed.
- Huh?
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- Kim, I know exactly
what you're going to say.
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- Steph is in a slump,
and he needs your help.
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- Steph is in a slump,
and he needs--
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- And he needs your help.
- --my help.
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See, I told you.
That's exactly what I thought.
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- And the cops
are here because--
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- Ha.
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So apparently,
every NBA team in every city
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has access to a police escort.
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And Kimberly called
them because when
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Stephen Curry is in a slump,
everybody freaks the fuck out.
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You know?
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It had nothing to do
with old Danny boy at all.
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[laughs]
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But I was still
planning on telling him.
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- This is a catastrophe.
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Steph didn't hit a 3 for
the first time in 268 games.
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The Warriors have
lost four straight.
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Why are you guys just
sitting there eating lasagna
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like a bunch of Garfields?
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- Kim, don't you feel
like catastrophe's
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a little dramatic?
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Like, global warming
is a catastrophe.
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- Two things can be true, Sam.
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Actually, three,
your bangs are a catastrophe.
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- [gasps]
- OK, I'm sorry.
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I'm just-- I'm under
a lot of pressure.
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They could use
a rethink, though.
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- OK, why don't we just
take a deep breath?
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Why is this even
important anyway?
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- Why is this even
important anyway?
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- Are you impersonating me?
- Are you impersonating me?
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- Because that sounds
nothing like me.
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I don't do that with my hands.
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- I don't do that
with my hands.
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- It's making me
quite angry because it
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doesn't sound like me at all.
- It doesn't sound like me.
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- Please stop.
- Your friend needs your help.
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Wardell Stephen Curry
is like a small country.
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His GDP is roughly
the same as Nicaragua.
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His chief export is buckets.
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And when the production
of that export lags,
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the entire economy around him
grinds to a halt.
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Stephenomics,
you follow?
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What if I were to tell you
that if the Warriors don't make
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the playoffs, it'll cost
the team over 100 million
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in unsold tickets, concessions,
merch, and TV revenue?
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Of course, I would never
tell you that because Stephen
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is so superstitious that
anyone who works for him
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is contractually forbidden
from even thinking the Warriors
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won't win the chip.
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So I'm definitely not also
saying that the surrounding
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Bay Area economy,
talking hotels, restaurants,
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clubs, night and strip, stand
to lose close to 200 million.
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And don't you dare say
I added on another 2 hundo
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for the away game cities
because that would be like,
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what, half a bill?
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And that's before the NBA takes
a bath when to tertiary shit
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holes make the finals again,
which is never going to happen
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because Steph is going to
break out of his slump,
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and the Warriors are going
to go all the way, baby.
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- [clapping]
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I get it.
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My friend,
Steph Curry, needs my help.
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- No, Steph doesn't need you.
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Steph needs Mitch.
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- Mitch who?
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- Mitch, your daddy, who.
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- Mitch, my father,
no fucking way.
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I'm sorry. Mm-mm.
- Come on.
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Danny, you know I truly hate
asking you for anything,
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but you're the only person
that knows where Mitch is.
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And we have tried everything
else to fix this thing.
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Coach Kerr worked with him.
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McKillop flew in from Davidson.
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We've seen all the top sports
psychologists, a hypnotist,
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someone called a Reiki master,
but all he did
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was hold his hands
an inch over Steph's butt
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the whole time.
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It was kind of freaky.
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- You know how I got out
of a slump back in my day?
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Michael Jordan punched
me in the face.
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- So Steph's got it in his
head that Mitch is the key
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because he's the one
that helped him fix
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his shot back in sixth grade.
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- Steph, just shoot the ball.
Just shoot it.
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Don't think about it.
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Nice, two points.
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I hope you make
the high school team.
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That's your ceiling.
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- Well, best of luck.
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And if you do see Mitch, please
tell him from me, fuck you.
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- Or maybe this is
a nice way to repay Steph
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for helping us so much.
He's helped us so much.
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- Thank you, Sam.
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And honestly,
not for nothing, his slump
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does seem to have
started the day
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you came back into his life.
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- We cursed him.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm sorry.
Are you seriously blaming
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Steph's shooting woes
on our sick daughter?
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Our daughter--
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- Dude, chill.
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- --is out there every day--
- OK, OK, OK.
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- --that she has left--
- All right, okay.
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- --fighting,
fighting for her life.
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- I didn't mean it.
- She didn't mean it.
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- Even if I was to help you
and reach out to Mitch,
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I don't know where he is.
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So if you could,
please have your police
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escort you out of my house.
Thank you.
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- Okay, it's my house, so you
can stay and eat your lasagna
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as long as you want.
And-- oh.
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- What I explained earlier
is just the macro Stephenomics.
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The micro is counterintuitively
even bigger for me.
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- Oh, no.
Come on, man.
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That's going in. Augh!
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- When Stephen's in a slump,
he puts his whole world
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on hold until he's out of it.
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Yes, I know shooting a
Super Bowl commercial
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after the
Super Bowl isn't ideal,
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but there's nothing
I can do for you.
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That man's schedule
is like a house of cards
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built on a Jenga tower.
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Stephen can sling
subs for anyone.
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Now, we can do
this the easy way,
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or we can do this Mike's way.
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That's right.
We'll go to Jersey Mike's.
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Motherfucker.
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Move one thing,
and it all falls down on me.
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You got one fucking job.
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Buckets, buckets is your job.
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- Ahh!
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What is happening right now?
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- Ugh, Randy,
for the last time,
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Stephen is not going
to Art Basel.
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Therefore, you are not
going to Art Basel.
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I don't give a shit that
you already RSVP'd
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to Julian Schnabel's PDR
at ZZs.
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Goodbye, Randrew.
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So yeah, a Steph Curry
slump is a very big deal,
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and it was only getting worse.
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- Curry off the steal, and oh,
look out, Curry slipped.
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- Oh, Steph.
Mama mia.
245
00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,032
- Hear me out, though.
Check this out.
246
00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,601
Is it possible that Steph
Curry has been possessed
247
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:55,702
by a ghoul or something?
248
00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,370
- Char, let's go.
249
00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,638
- Either way, he going to be
on "Shaqtin' a Fool."
250
00:08:58,738 --> 00:08:59,706
- Oh, she's actually
not here yet.
251
00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:00,774
- What?
She's not home from school?
252
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,876
- Mm-mm, she's at the
mall with her friends.
253
00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,611
- [gasps] Our Charlie?
- Yes.
254
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,812
- Oh my god.
- I know.
255
00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:06,913
I know.
It's crazy, right?
256
00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:09,149
- That's amazing.
- Yeah, look at you.
257
00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,083
- What? Look at you.
258
00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,985
- Where are you going,
a cleavage convention?
259
00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,821
- No, I'm going-- work drinks
with friends and other--
260
00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:15,989
whatever, shut up.
- OK.
261
00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,724
- I see what's going on.
- What?
262
00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:18,758
- You got your hair done.
263
00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,527
You got your makeup done.
264
00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:21,428
Vibe picked up on.
- What vibe?
265
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,029
- No.
266
00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,731
You know,
you're throwing it out there.
267
00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:26,599
- You're so wrong.
It's actually sad.
268
00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,600
- OK. All right.
- It's honestly sad.
269
00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,935
- OK.
- Missed it.
270
00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,804
- I'm just saying,
I noticed the extra effort.
271
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,472
- Dude, I don't have
to put in any effort
272
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,840
to have sex with you.
273
00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,575
No, I was not
dressed up for Danny
274
00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,812
or for friends or for work,
275
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,680
definitely not
for a cleavage convention.
276
00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,649
That's in March.
277
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,984
No, I was dressed
up for a date.
278
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,753
- I saw the original
"Star Wars"
279
00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,288
in the theater when I was 11.
280
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,989
And-- and get this.
281
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,759
No one even blinked when Luke
and Leia kissed back then.
282
00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:54,694
- Why would they blink?
283
00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,696
- Because they're
brother and sister.
284
00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:57,997
- Luke and Leia?
285
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,199
- Have you never seen
"Star Wars"?
286
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,367
- Not-- no.
287
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,470
I thought it might be a little
weird to date a 58-year-old,
288
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,872
but he looks great.
289
00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,574
And I don't mind
an early dinner.
290
00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:08,808
I mean,
the only thing that was weird
291
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,844
was how I was acting.
292
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,113
- I had a really,
really great night.
293
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,715
You are amazing.
- I had a really great night.
294
00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:17,217
You're amazing.
295
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,618
OK, later, dork.
296
00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:20,086
Fuck you.
- Oh.
297
00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,489
- [laughs]
Thanks for the wine, nerd.
298
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:25,859
Text me, though.
299
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,193
- Do you think you have an
anxious attachment style?
300
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,361
- Bye.
301
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,597
- And so when you're presented
with a secure attachment,
302
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,165
you self-sabotage?
303
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,200
- No, I'm actually
avoidant, so you're wrong.
304
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,169
- OK.
- Oh my gosh.
305
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,972
I had the best day ever.
I love you guys so much.
306
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,173
- You had a great day
at school?
307
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,075
- Yes.
- Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
308
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,877
- No one could stop talking
about how great my party was.
309
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,912
- No way.
- I'm for real in The Pops now.
310
00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,014
We all terrorized
a Sephora after school.
311
00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:49,049
It was so much fun.
[phone ringing]
312
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,117
Oh, pause,
this is Violet G.
313
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,886
Hey, queen.
314
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,888
You're joking.
No way she did that.
315
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,791
She's so annoying.
[door slams]
316
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:58,992
- How about this?
317
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:02,128
I'll call Steph,
and I'll just tell him
318
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:05,765
that Charlie has had a
miraculous turn for the better
319
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,968
and that she is
not sick anymore.
320
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:13,073
All right?
321
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,809
- And I can call Sloan
and the other parents at school
322
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,711
and tell them the same thing.
- Yeah.
323
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,012
- Yeah.
- It's a white lie.
324
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,013
- It's not even a lie.
- It's not even a lie.
325
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,281
- Because she's not sick.
- It's the truth.
326
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,350
- It's literally the truth.
- It's actually just the facts.
327
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,784
- I love it.
328
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,252
I think it really plays.
329
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,754
- Me too.
330
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,089
There's only one problem.
331
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,357
- You're not
talking to Stephen.
332
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,026
He's not talking to anyone
right now except for Spalding,
333
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,694
the basketball he Wilson'd.
334
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:35,995
- I'm sorry.
335
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,864
Like "Cast Away"?
Is Steph talking to a ball?
336
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:39,599
- Just be cool, all right?
337
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,101
- He's in a spot.
338
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,004
And honestly, I cannot
believe you won't help him.
339
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,806
We just put down
$4 million worth of deposits
340
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,008
for your daughter's
charity game,
341
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,309
and you can't
deliver your daddy.
342
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,410
- You did?
343
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,444
- Wow, $4 million is a lot.
344
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,147
- Yes, we're doing it
big for you, for Charlie.
345
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,783
- Kim, I don't want
to talk to Mitch.
346
00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:00,286
- Then you're not
talking to Steph.
347
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,421
Ohh.
348
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,789
- Kim?
- OK, Danny,
349
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,624
you got to do it.
350
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,792
We have no choice.
351
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:06,960
- I can't.
- Yes, you can.
352
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,194
- No, I can't.
- Yes, you can.
353
00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,063
- I don't even
know where he is.
354
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,866
- I know where he is.
- What?
355
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,134
- I know where he is.
356
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,769
- Aren't you supposed
to not be talking to us?
357
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:16,936
- Like not address us?
358
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,204
- I mean,
the documentarians' code
359
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:20,740
is kind of like a gray area,
so--
360
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,043
- Not really.
361
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,077
- You know what's
definitely not a gray area?
362
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,779
The boom operator talking.
363
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,480
- OK, well, I'm a human being.
364
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,249
- You're a woman with a mic.
365
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,885
- You know,
this could be good for you.
366
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:32,986
You can work some stuff
out with your dad.
367
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,120
That would be nice.
368
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,388
And, like,
I'm not a therapist,
369
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,324
but I think there's still
some chicken left on that bone.
370
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,896
- Where is he?
371
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,331
[bell rings,
indistinct chatter]
372
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,367
- OK, OK.
373
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,202
Settle down.
374
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,805
We've got a very special
treat for you today.
375
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,774
Give it up for The Mocktails.
376
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,944
- [clapping]
377
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,779
- Who's ready to party?
378
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,247
Yow!
- Ow!
379
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,282
- OK.
I'm Mitch.
380
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,918
- I'm Kyle,
and this is my wife, Helen.
381
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,220
- Hey-o!
- And we are--
382
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,154
- Losers.
383
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:13,193
- [clears throat]
Sober and so happy.
384
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,995
You all are going to help us
create some scenarios that you
385
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,330
might find yourselves in.
386
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,866
- Yes, and that we're
going to help you
387
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,935
improvise your way out of.
388
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:27,207
So with no further ado,
allow me to introduce to you--
389
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,243
- One of our
favorite characters.
390
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,083
Need a hand?
391
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:43,623
And probably soon to be one
of your favorite characters,
392
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:47,961
number 14 on your scorecards,
number 1 in your hearts--
393
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,830
- Billy Brock, the star QB.
394
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,066
And this is my main squeeze.
395
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,168
- Joan Saint Pequeno.
396
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,104
Hey, Billy, how about
we go have some beers
397
00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,973
or maybe smoke a couple
of joints or two.
398
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:04,077
- Hey, you had me at joints.
399
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,445
- But what about the big game?
400
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,815
My teammates and community
are depending on me.
401
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:09,949
- Relax, Billy.
Come on.
402
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,685
I'll perform oral sex on you.
403
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:15,822
[laughter]
404
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,857
- Boing!
405
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,293
- I actually took him
to his first meeting.
406
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,429
- Saved my life.
- That's where we met.
407
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,596
- Yeah.
408
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,231
I'm not technically an addict.
409
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:30,170
I've never drank, smoked,
snorted, skin popped, nothing.
410
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,571
My drug is taking care
of this little lady.
411
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,206
- [laughs]
Oh.
412
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,109
- My drug is drugs--
was.
413
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,112
My drug was drugs--
414
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:43,950
cocaine, ecstasy, meth,
415
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,953
Molly,
marijuana, new marijuana.
416
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,189
- This hanger is bullshit.
417
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,295
- I'm sorry.
What is this for?
418
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,163
- Are we still good to
rehearse at your brother's
419
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,366
shop on Tuesday?
- Confirmed.
420
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:03,169
- Because I think the prom
limo scene needs a rethink.
421
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:07,040
It seems like we're
advocating not using condoms.
422
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,942
- No, we're just
strongly suggesting it
423
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,243
might feel better not to,
you know?
424
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,478
- I don't have a strong
feeling about it.
425
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,781
- Bravo, truly.
426
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,349
- Thank you.
427
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,252
- My only note is I found the
moment where Mitch over here
428
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,087
was playing a competent
father who cared
429
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:24,024
about his family to be false.
430
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,658
- What is happening here?
431
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:26,426
- I mean, I'm open to notes.
432
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,028
I don't know if you
are at this point.
433
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:28,962
- We don't usually
solicit advice.
434
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:32,198
- Helen, Kyle, this is my son.
435
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,571
[light music]
436
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:39,539
- What does this mean?
437
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:46,246
* *
438
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,914
Where are you going?
- Do you have to go in
439
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,583
that door because he opened it?
440
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,819
- Mitch, you got to--
441
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,154
can I get your keys?
442
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,088
- Because you
drove-- you drove us.
443
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,991
- You drove us here.
444
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:01,394
* *
445
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,196
- OK, is it keyless?
Because I could--
446
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,964
- I think he had
the keys in there.
447
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,066
He usually leaves the keys.
448
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,200
- Do we have to
get a ride home--
449
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,435
- I'll leave it at--
- --or to his house?
450
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:09,436
- I'll drop you off.
451
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,937
- Where are you
going to drop me off?
452
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:11,838
- I'll drop you off at home.
453
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:19,012
* *
454
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,481
- Are you still
playing basketball?
455
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,983
- [scoffs]
456
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:27,854
Do I look like I'm
still playing basketball?
457
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:31,925
[scoffs]
458
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,026
- Did you get my letters?
459
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,295
I wrote you every month.
460
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:39,065
- Threw them in the trash.
461
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,533
- You didn't even open them?
462
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,336
- There is not
a word that you could utter
463
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,506
to me that would ever
make me consider forgiving you.
464
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:51,378
So why would I ever
open those letters?
465
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:02,322
- There was $100 in each one.
466
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:13,299
For 15 years.
467
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,437
Well, no,
on holidays, I sent 500.
468
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:25,645
And then one year, I won
a scratch-off for $43,000,
469
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,447
so I sent that.
470
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:31,584
I thought maybe you could use
it for kids' college fund.
471
00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:35,622
Oh, and then a couple of
Wall Street guys I met in AA
472
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,358
had some stock tips
for me that were primo.
473
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,361
- Then why do you look so poor?
474
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,064
- I can't play the stock
market, Gamblers Anonymous.
475
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,598
- What about the scratch-off?
476
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:50,236
- That was the straw
that broke the camel's back.
477
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,672
I'm in the program, man.
478
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,174
I am a program man.
479
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:57,277
- Congratulations.
480
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,678
- You saw the work I'm
doing with Mocktails--
481
00:17:58,778 --> 00:17:59,512
- Oh, yeah.
482
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,147
- --trying to reach out
to these kids.
483
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,482
- You're changing
the world, pal.
484
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,352
- I don't know about that,
but I changed my life.
485
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:09,322
I'm a changed man,
which is why I cannot believe
486
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,623
that I am seeing you today.
487
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:13,259
Because I-- the one
thing I haven't been
488
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,663
able to do-- the one
thing I've really needed
489
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:21,101
is to make amends to you for
the way I screwed up your life.
490
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:25,672
Danny, I'm so sorry.
491
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:30,276
I'm so, so sorry.
492
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:35,048
- Don't be.
My life is great.
493
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,383
I got a thriving business.
494
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:41,121
I got a supermodel wife
who's obsessed with me.
495
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:46,726
Our marriage is,
like, one of the best ever.
496
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:52,265
I got-- my daughter is, like,
the most popular kid in school.
497
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,733
She's like
the lead of the play.
498
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:58,371
And she's like--
499
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,374
I'm still friends
with Stephen Curry.
500
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,411
My life is great.
I'm on top of the world, so--
501
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,746
- Danny, that's wonderful.
- Yeah, it is wonderful.
502
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,116
So you can forget about
your bullshit amends, OK?
503
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,451
We're going to San Francisco.
504
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,687
For some reason,
Stephen Curry is in a slump,
505
00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:15,422
and he thinks that
you can fix his shot,
506
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,758
which is, like, insane to me.
507
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,760
So you're just going to
get him out of his slump,
508
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,530
and then you can get
the fuck out of my life, OK?
509
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,632
Which should be
no problem for you.
510
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:29,502
It's like
the thing you do best.
511
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:33,506
- I'm here now.
- I came to you.
512
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:37,677
* *
513
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:43,049
- Well, of course,
I'll help you any way I can.
514
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,352
- Thank you.
515
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:48,388
- But if you really want me
to get Steph out of his slump,
516
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:54,394
the answer is not
in San Francisco.
517
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,262
- Charlotte?
- Yeah.
518
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,764
- Why Charlotte?
519
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,400
- He says that the only way to
break Steph out of his slump
520
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,470
is to get him the same pancakes
we used to eat after every game
521
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,405
in sixth grade.
- That doesn't make any sense.
522
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,474
- You think I want to go
to Charlotte, Kimberly?
523
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:12,746
I got to tell you, I think we
should cut bait, abort mission.
524
00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:15,115
Yeah, OK.
525
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,117
His brain is fermented.
526
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,220
Don't go in the cockpit.
Hey!
527
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,287
What are you, insane?
528
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,689
- I don't give a shit, Danny.
529
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,358
Steph wants Mitch, so
just do whatever he says
530
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,260
and get him here tonight, OK?
531
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,195
Please, Danny, please.
532
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,663
This is getting out of hand.
533
00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:33,633
- Another game, another
brutal loss for the Warriors.
534
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,269
And the slump has no end
in sight.
535
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,538
- Curry now 0 for 8 from 3.
536
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,473
- Here's Curry trying
to find some space,
537
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,409
launches, can't hit.
538
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:46,646
A 52-point margin of victory.
539
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,415
- Let's face the facts, fans.
540
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,783
Steph Curry's fucked.
541
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:54,220
My old ass out there.
- Kimberly!
542
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,689
Hey, have you seen my computer?
543
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:58,658
Or my phone,
or any of the remotes?
544
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,294
- You know, I think I saw
Cannon playing with all of them
545
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,496
at the same time.
546
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,298
- All right, whatever.
547
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,399
I'm going to take another nap.
548
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,168
- Another one?
549
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,502
- It was a nightmare.
550
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,571
I mean, I'd never seen
Steph like that before,
551
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,840
or any player for that matter.
552
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:17,544
Of course, back in my day,
if you so much as pouted,
553
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,579
Michael Jordan would
punch you in the face.
554
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,781
- And that's when
things officially
555
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:26,219
went from a
Stephenomic recession
556
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,756
to a full-blown depression.
557
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,625
See, I wrote "depression,"
and I circled it.
558
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:35,662
- I low-key started
looking into grad school.
559
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,635
[all chanting indistinctly]
560
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:46,673
- They say the best shooters
have to have no memory
561
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:49,776
to forget all the misses,
the bad times.
562
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:50,877
[indistinct chatter]
563
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,245
- Way to go, men.
564
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,480
Ahh!
565
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:57,684
The slumps happen when
you forget the makes,
566
00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,353
when you forget
the good times.
567
00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:08,495
You remember this place?
568
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:09,929
- Do you remember this place?
569
00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:11,064
- You're right.
570
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:14,601
I used to celebrate those wins
with little too much Brio.
571
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:17,370
- Any Brio to celebrate
a kid's basketball win
572
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,438
is too much Brio.
573
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,306
- Your mom
had just passed away.
574
00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:21,241
- Here we go.
575
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:26,346
- Well,
I shouldn't make excuses.
576
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:29,349
But she had just passed away.
577
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,684
- That's an excuse.
- She had a heart attack
578
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:31,818
right in front of me,
but--
579
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,520
- I remember.
580
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,322
- I'm just telling you why I
celebrated with too much Brio.
581
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:40,460
- Hey, are you Danny Grossman?
582
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,497
- I was in another life.
583
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:47,334
- Well, are you still?
'Cause I got your order.
584
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,469
- [laughs]
585
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:52,505
Hey, what do you say we get
a stack of pancakes
586
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,574
just like the old days?
- Not hungry. Let's go.
587
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:58,078
- Well, wait.
We have to make one more stop.
588
00:22:58,178 --> 00:22:59,312
- Where?
- Come on, let's go.
589
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:00,447
Knees up.
590
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,515
- Young phenom
Danny Grossman has
591
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,317
the Charlotte Christian
Knights rolling into the
592
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,985
district championship.
593
00:23:06,086 --> 00:23:08,021
Nothing can stop them now.
594
00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:11,458
[cheers and applause]
595
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,661
[gentle music]
596
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:21,634
* *
597
00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:32,712
* *
598
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:38,051
- We had some pretty
good times here, huh?
599
00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:39,419
- Oh, yeah.
600
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,421
I was the man.
601
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,423
- Literally.
602
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,624
Get it?
603
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,693
Because you were two
years older than everyone.
604
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:49,062
- Ha, ha, ha.
- [laughs]
605
00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,664
- Very funny.
606
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,933
- Here you go, Coach.
607
00:23:54,034 --> 00:23:56,136
Bring it back before
anyone notices.
608
00:23:56,236 --> 00:23:57,871
- You got it, Stan.
609
00:23:57,971 --> 00:24:00,707
- So what, you're just going
to bring Steph his old jersey,
610
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,776
and then that's magically
going to fix him?
611
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,544
That's your plan?
- It's not magic.
612
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:05,779
It's sports psychology.
613
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,514
You know,
big-time athletes,
614
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,582
they forget what it's like
to just go out
615
00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:11,017
and play like when
they were kids.
616
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,419
- Whatever.
617
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:13,720
- Thought you might
want this too,
618
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:16,856
your old championship banner.
619
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:23,697
* *
620
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,932
- I'm really sorry, son.
621
00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:33,106
* *
622
00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:44,517
* *
623
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,957
Can you ever find it
in your heart to forgive me?
624
00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:54,094
* *
625
00:24:54,194 --> 00:24:57,831
- No.
- Really?
626
00:24:57,931 --> 00:25:00,033
You're a father now, too.
627
00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,969
You haven't made any mistakes
you wish you could do over?
628
00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:07,507
* *
629
00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:08,842
- Come on.
Steph's waiting.
630
00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:09,943
- But wait.
631
00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:11,711
We-- we have to
make one more stop.
632
00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:14,047
- Where?
- At our old house.
633
00:25:14,147 --> 00:25:18,084
We-- we-- we-- we have to
get some-- some grass--
634
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,120
some grass clippings
from the cracks--
635
00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:21,654
- Oh my god.
636
00:25:21,755 --> 00:25:22,789
- --in the--
in the driveway where you guys
637
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,991
used to practice to
trigger Steph's sense memory.
638
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:28,962
- This isn't about Steph
or the jersey at all.
639
00:25:29,062 --> 00:25:30,597
This is about you.
640
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,566
- No, it's about you.
- No, it's about you.
641
00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:39,673
- Steph's overextending
on his follow-through.
642
00:25:39,773 --> 00:25:41,541
It's the same thing
he did when we changed
643
00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:44,611
his shot in the sixth grade.
644
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:48,515
I could have fixed it
in five minutes, but I--
645
00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:50,483
I thought it was
a chance for you and me
646
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,085
to spend some time together.
647
00:25:52,185 --> 00:25:54,654
Maybe we could get to
know each other again.
648
00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:56,523
- I don't need to
get to know you.
649
00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,024
I know you.
650
00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:00,026
You're a liar, bub.
651
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,795
- Danny, please.
652
00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,063
- Fine, you know what?
653
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,900
I will forgive you.
654
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,170
And you can have your
precious amends with your boy.
655
00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:12,706
All you got to do
is beat me at one-on-one.
656
00:26:12,806 --> 00:26:14,908
But if I win, you get
out of my life forever,
657
00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:16,810
and I never hear
from you again.
658
00:26:19,179 --> 00:26:21,648
- I can't gamble at all.
659
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:23,983
I'm in the program.
It's--
660
00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:28,321
- That sounds like a forfeit.
You lose.
661
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:30,557
- Where are you going?
- Home.
662
00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,092
- Well, how am I
supposed to get home?
663
00:26:32,192 --> 00:26:34,160
- Take an Uber.
664
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:38,965
- To Milwaukee?
665
00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:41,067
I can't take
an Uber to Milwaukee.
666
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:44,104
That's impractical.
667
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,610
[gentle music]
668
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:57,917
* *
669
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:03,623
- [sighs]
670
00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:06,226
That was crazy.
671
00:27:06,326 --> 00:27:09,462
- I feel like this is that part
of the night where maybe you're
672
00:27:09,562 --> 00:27:12,632
going to, like, give me a
wet willy or a titty twister
673
00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,934
or something.
I just want to get ahead of it.
674
00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:16,703
I'm a little confused.
- OK.
675
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:19,072
- We keep going
on these great dates,
676
00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:23,510
and I feel like we're getting
closer, but then you pull away.
677
00:27:23,610 --> 00:27:25,278
- OK, simp.
678
00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:26,746
[laughs]
679
00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:28,682
- Like that,
and I was just going to say,
680
00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:30,950
you don't have to do that.
681
00:27:31,051 --> 00:27:34,521
I actually prefer it
if you didn't.
682
00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:36,222
- Yeah, no.
683
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,791
Yeah, you're right.
684
00:27:37,891 --> 00:27:39,993
I have too many
intimacy issues anyway, and--
685
00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:41,828
- That's not what I'm saying.
- We should just call it quits.
686
00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:43,797
You deserve better.
- No.
687
00:27:43,897 --> 00:27:45,965
Wait, Sam,
that's not what I was--
688
00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:50,203
[somber music]
689
00:27:50,303 --> 00:27:55,308
- [scoffs]
690
00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:58,845
[sirens wailing]
691
00:27:58,945 --> 00:28:03,950
- Hey, sailor, you look
like you could use a friend.
692
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:06,986
- Thanks, Krista,
maybe another time, OK?
693
00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,660
[horns honking]
694
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,697
[trolley bell dinging]
695
00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,833
[basketball bouncing]
696
00:28:19,933 --> 00:28:22,068
- You got this, SC.
Come on.
697
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,103
- Oh my gosh.
698
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:26,139
Hey, yo, hit me, Kimberly.
Let me get that back.
699
00:28:26,239 --> 00:28:28,274
Oh, shoot.
700
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,611
Ahh!
701
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:32,979
- Finally.
702
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,748
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where's Mitch?
703
00:28:34,848 --> 00:28:36,750
- Mitch is a fucking kook.
704
00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:37,984
Just tell Steph that I tried.
705
00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:39,786
- You tell him.
- No offense, but isn't it
706
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,721
your job to tell him stuff?
707
00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:42,989
- Tell me what?
708
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:48,128
- Yeah, Danny, tell him what?
709
00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,964
- I just-- I saw the
game the other night,
710
00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:52,632
and I think maybe you're--
you're overextending
711
00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:53,867
on your follow-through.
712
00:28:53,967 --> 00:28:54,834
Your release point's
a little low.
713
00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:56,102
- What?
- Really?
714
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:57,270
- Stephen,
don't pay him any mind.
715
00:28:57,370 --> 00:28:58,772
- It's like sixth grade
when you changed your shot.
716
00:28:58,872 --> 00:28:59,939
- No, you don't--
717
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,174
- Seems like the
same situation.
718
00:29:01,274 --> 00:29:02,008
- Shut up.
719
00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:02,876
You don't know shit
about basketball.
720
00:29:02,976 --> 00:29:04,210
You weren't good.
You were grown.
721
00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:05,278
- You're just mad that I didn't
take you to the Spring Fling.
722
00:29:05,378 --> 00:29:08,548
- Danny. Danny, I fucked
Michael B. Jordan last week.
723
00:29:08,648 --> 00:29:11,117
You think I give a shit
about the 1998 Spring Fling?
724
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,053
- Yeah well,
Michael B. disappointed.
725
00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:16,089
- Uh, no, Michael B.
satisfied, believe me.
726
00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:17,757
- Yeah, well,
Michael B. lying, believe me.
727
00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:19,092
- Oh, really?
728
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:21,127
OK, then why Michael B.
texting me right now?
729
00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:22,962
- Because, Michael B. itching
down there and is thinking
730
00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:24,764
that you may be the cause.
731
00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:26,866
- Michael B.--
- Danny! Danny!
732
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,201
You're a genius, bro.
- Really?
733
00:29:28,301 --> 00:29:29,869
- You fixed it.
734
00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,172
Look, right there.
Look at that.
735
00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:34,441
- Come on. We are back.
- Come on. We're back, baby.
736
00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:36,109
Let's go.
737
00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:37,811
- Hey, that's what
I'm talking about.
738
00:29:37,911 --> 00:29:39,446
You're overextending.
739
00:29:39,546 --> 00:29:42,215
That's all it was?
740
00:29:42,315 --> 00:29:44,250
- I love you, Stephen Curry.
- I love you, Danny Grossman.
741
00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:45,885
Come on.
742
00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:47,220
We're back, baby.
We're back.
743
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,955
- I'm just glad
this slump is over.
744
00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:51,958
- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, sorry, dude.
745
00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:53,393
I am thick.
I'm wide.
746
00:29:53,493 --> 00:29:56,296
You all right?
747
00:29:56,396 --> 00:29:57,964
[elevator dings]
748
00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:00,734
- When Steph wins, we all win.
749
00:30:00,834 --> 00:30:02,202
That's how Stephenomics works.
750
00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:07,507
- Now Davis, 5 to shoot,
Curry, 3-pointer's up.
751
00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:10,377
- Yes! Let's go, SC.
Let's go.
752
00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:11,478
He's back.
753
00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:13,880
We all back, baby.
Yeah!
754
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,949
What slump?
What slump?
755
00:30:16,049 --> 00:30:17,817
- Curry comes free.
756
00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:21,454
Curry wide-open 3.
Got it!
757
00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:23,857
Curry from downtown.
758
00:30:23,957 --> 00:30:25,125
- Whatever.
759
00:30:25,225 --> 00:30:26,393
Mitch is a good
basketball coach.
760
00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:29,029
I will give him that, but he
is a horrible everything else.
761
00:30:29,129 --> 00:30:30,797
- What happened to
the plan to tell
762
00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,799
Stephen that Charlie
was cured once you
763
00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:36,436
got him out of the slump?
764
00:30:36,536 --> 00:30:38,271
- What?
765
00:30:38,371 --> 00:30:40,473
Oh, yeah,
I'm still going to tell him.
766
00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:43,109
[scoffs]
I just--
767
00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:46,312
I don't want to
ruin the moment for Stephen.
768
00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:48,848
You know, plus, I'm pretty
sure I'm not the only one
769
00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,917
who doesn't want
all this to end.
770
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,452
What's a few more days?
771
00:30:52,552 --> 00:30:56,356
[gentle music]
772
00:30:56,456 --> 00:30:57,891
[phone dings]
773
00:30:57,991 --> 00:31:02,395
* *
774
00:31:02,495 --> 00:31:03,997
- That sauce on the
other one was so good.
775
00:31:04,097 --> 00:31:05,331
- Me too.
I love it.
776
00:31:05,432 --> 00:31:07,901
- Like that-- it was like the
white sauce was really good.
777
00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:10,904
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
778
00:31:11,004 --> 00:31:12,839
- Wait, why do we
have these again?
779
00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:14,274
Where do we get all these?
780
00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:16,343
- Let's go live to Steph
Curry's postgame interview.
781
00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:17,577
- Oh.
782
00:31:17,677 --> 00:31:19,946
- Yeah, of course it feels
good to break out of a slump.
783
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:22,215
But at the end of the day,
784
00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:24,517
there are way more important
things in the world
785
00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:25,819
than the game of basketball.
786
00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:27,320
- True, Steph.
- Eh.
787
00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:30,123
- Tonight was for you,
Charlie Grossman.
788
00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:32,559
My friend, Danny Grossman's
daughter, Charlie,
789
00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:34,427
is fighting for her life.
790
00:31:34,527 --> 00:31:37,997
We're playing a charity
basketball game in her honor.
791
00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:39,899
And so I'm calling
on all of my fans
792
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,868
around the world
to please join me.
793
00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:44,237
Please,
let's help her fight.
794
00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:47,440
Charlie may be dying,
but it won't be in vain.
795
00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:49,843
- Why does Steph Curry
think that I'm dying?
796
00:31:49,943 --> 00:31:51,144
Am I dying?
797
00:31:51,194 --> 00:31:55,744
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