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Pick up the phone. 9 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,496 Pick up the damn phone. 10 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:30,363 [phone buzzing] 11 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:32,332 - Oh, God, leave me alone. 12 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:34,601 - OK, what about three weeks from now? 13 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,170 - No, I got the Double Dribble Kith collab that Steph 14 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:39,039 hooked up coming out. - Kith collab? 15 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:40,306 Everyone has a Kith collab. 16 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:41,608 Can you just push it? 17 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,009 - I can't push it. 18 00:00:43,109 --> 00:00:44,277 Ronnie said I'd get my own tracksuit. 19 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,012 Why can't we do it the next week? 20 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:47,781 - No, I'm going to Austria with Ayesha. 21 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,382 - You can't push that? - No, bro. 22 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:51,651 I'm getting a whole bioenergetic intervention 23 00:00:51,751 --> 00:00:53,019 at Lanserhof Med Spa. 24 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:54,187 I can't get in there by myself. 25 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:57,157 It's a big deal-- phytotherapy, pelvic reflooring. 26 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,359 - Tight. - Yeah, that's the idea, son. 27 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,327 - OK, well, once we get into the holidays, 28 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:02,562 we're not going to be able to do anything. 29 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:05,532 And then February is All-Star weekend, so that's tapped. 30 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,667 Maybe we can ask Ayesha if we can move that girls' trip? 31 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:09,369 - What? No. 32 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:11,571 I consider Ayesha one of my inner-circle close people. 33 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,173 - Inner-circle? 34 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:14,174 You've known each other for, like, a second. 35 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,176 - We have matching tattoos. 36 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:17,477 - You don't have matching tattoos. 37 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:20,547 You got the tattoo she already had, which is like red flag 38 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:23,516 central for a friendship. - She encouraged me to get it. 39 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:25,485 And it's not just a "girls' trip." 40 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,120 - I didn't mean it like that. - That's very dismissive. 41 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,154 - I didn't mean it like that. 42 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:32,158 - It is a 35th birthday mission to space. 43 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,326 You have to train for that shit. 44 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,561 - OK, fine. If you're going to that, 45 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,696 then I am definitely going to the seal tasting 46 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,131 with wine in Kawhi. 47 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:39,632 - The what? - Oh, no, you know what? 48 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:43,069 I think it actually may be a wine tasting with Seal, 49 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:45,338 the singer, at Kawhi Leonard's house. 50 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,073 Either way, I'm not missing Seal. 51 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:48,274 [phone buzzing] 52 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:49,275 - It's Kim again. 53 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:50,977 - Oh, god, this bitch is on my nuts. 54 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:52,545 Ignore her. 55 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:53,847 [bell jingles] 56 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,616 - This motherfucker, where is he? 57 00:01:56,716 --> 00:01:59,085 - I-- not-- not-- I don't know. 58 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:00,420 - Where is he? 59 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,255 - Oh, Danny? I don't-- I don't know Danny. 60 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:03,723 - But you knew who I was asking for? 61 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:05,025 - No, no, no. 62 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,694 I'm not on mushrooms. 63 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,229 - You're not on mushrooms? 64 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:12,532 - Officers, my bike got stolen in 2004. 65 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,134 - What if I told you I'd go out with you? 66 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:15,602 Where's Danny? - Danny's at Sam's. 67 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:16,436 - Let's go. 68 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:18,605 - Wait, how do I get in touch with you? 69 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,640 - 555-fuck-you. 70 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:21,574 - So it's settled. 71 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:22,742 We'll come clean to the Curries in September. 72 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,277 - 2026. 73 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:25,378 You think we can put off the game that long? 74 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,247 - We have a sick kid. It's the ultimate excuse. 75 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:28,581 - Yeah, but what about Charlie? 76 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,117 She's going to start noticing all these goddamn lasagnas. 77 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:32,852 - I'm eating as fast as I can. 78 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:35,355 - Some asshole sent a puppy. 79 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:38,692 - I'm stuffed, but I'll give it a shot. 80 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:39,893 - Shit, what? It's Kim and the cops. 81 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,394 - Oh, fuck. - Be normal. 82 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,596 Be normal. Oh my god. Fuck, Danny. Fuck. 83 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:44,764 What do we do? We're fucked. 84 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:46,299 This is it. - Oh my god. 85 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:48,134 This is the first time you've ever been busted 86 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:49,402 for something hugely embarrassing. 87 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,204 This is so cute. It's actually adorable. 88 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:52,472 - OK, says the white man. 89 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,474 - I am not a white man. I am a Jew. 90 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:55,709 - We're not having this conversation again. 91 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,444 - I'm just saying, the people coming for you are coming 92 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,479 for me in this day and age, with all due respect, 93 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:00,447 a little bit harder. - Oh, I'm sorry. 94 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:02,182 You had to get rid of all your Yeezys. 95 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:03,516 That's so devastating. - It is traumatic. 96 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,418 Can you imagine if one day you woke up 97 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,821 and Dua Lipa was tweeting "Mein Kampf"? 98 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,723 - Oh, Kim, supermodel. 99 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,492 Who are these handsome strippers? 100 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,527 Fingers crossed. - Huh? 101 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:16,496 - Kim, I know exactly what you're going to say. 102 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:18,198 - Steph is in a slump, and he needs your help. 103 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:19,299 - Steph is in a slump, and he needs-- 104 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:20,600 - And he needs your help. - --my help. 105 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,302 See, I told you. That's exactly what I thought. 106 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:24,537 - And the cops are here because-- 107 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:25,472 - Ha. 108 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:29,109 So apparently, every NBA team in every city 109 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,777 has access to a police escort. 110 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,712 And Kimberly called them because when 111 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:35,515 Stephen Curry is in a slump, everybody freaks the fuck out. 112 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:36,483 You know? 113 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,718 It had nothing to do with old Danny boy at all. 114 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,553 [laughs] 115 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:42,789 But I was still planning on telling him. 116 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,391 - This is a catastrophe. 117 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:47,460 Steph didn't hit a 3 for the first time in 268 games. 118 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,496 The Warriors have lost four straight. 119 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,297 Why are you guys just sitting there eating lasagna 120 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,333 like a bunch of Garfields? 121 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:54,734 - Kim, don't you feel like catastrophe's 122 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:55,568 a little dramatic? 123 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,404 Like, global warming is a catastrophe. 124 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:59,439 - Two things can be true, Sam. 125 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:01,608 Actually, three, your bangs are a catastrophe. 126 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,610 - [gasps] - OK, I'm sorry. 127 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,512 I'm just-- I'm under a lot of pressure. 128 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,280 They could use a rethink, though. 129 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,349 - OK, why don't we just take a deep breath? 130 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:10,517 Why is this even important anyway? 131 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:12,585 - Why is this even important anyway? 132 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,587 - Are you impersonating me? - Are you impersonating me? 133 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:15,955 - Because that sounds nothing like me. 134 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,323 I don't do that with my hands. 135 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,458 - I don't do that with my hands. 136 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:19,726 - It's making me quite angry because it 137 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:21,428 doesn't sound like me at all. - It doesn't sound like me. 138 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:23,396 - Please stop. - Your friend needs your help. 139 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:26,366 Wardell Stephen Curry is like a small country. 140 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:29,369 His GDP is roughly the same as Nicaragua. 141 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:32,539 His chief export is buckets. 142 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:35,408 And when the production of that export lags, 143 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:40,980 the entire economy around him grinds to a halt. 144 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,083 Stephenomics, you follow? 145 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:47,320 What if I were to tell you that if the Warriors don't make 146 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:52,592 the playoffs, it'll cost the team over 100 million 147 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:56,529 in unsold tickets, concessions, merch, and TV revenue? 148 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,366 Of course, I would never tell you that because Stephen 149 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,534 is so superstitious that anyone who works for him 150 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,903 is contractually forbidden from even thinking the Warriors 151 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,538 won't win the chip. 152 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:09,676 So I'm definitely not also saying that the surrounding 153 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:12,746 Bay Area economy, talking hotels, restaurants, 154 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:18,585 clubs, night and strip, stand to lose close to 200 million. 155 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:21,721 And don't you dare say I added on another 2 hundo 156 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,257 for the away game cities because that would be like, 157 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:25,625 what, half a bill? 158 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:29,763 And that's before the NBA takes a bath when to tertiary shit 159 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,799 holes make the finals again, which is never going to happen 160 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:35,468 because Steph is going to break out of his slump, 161 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:38,872 and the Warriors are going to go all the way, baby. 162 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:41,641 - [clapping] 163 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:42,475 I get it. 164 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:45,478 My friend, Steph Curry, needs my help. 165 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:47,013 - No, Steph doesn't need you. 166 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,214 Steph needs Mitch. 167 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:49,315 - Mitch who? 168 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:50,717 - Mitch, your daddy, who. 169 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:53,019 - Mitch, my father, no fucking way. 170 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,521 I'm sorry. Mm-mm. - Come on. 171 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,824 Danny, you know I truly hate asking you for anything, 172 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:59,793 but you're the only person that knows where Mitch is. 173 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:02,962 And we have tried everything else to fix this thing. 174 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,264 Coach Kerr worked with him. 175 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,999 McKillop flew in from Davidson. 176 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,702 We've seen all the top sports psychologists, a hypnotist, 177 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,637 someone called a Reiki master, but all he did 178 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:11,838 was hold his hands an inch over Steph's butt 179 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:12,872 the whole time. 180 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:14,507 It was kind of freaky. 181 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:17,310 - You know how I got out of a slump back in my day? 182 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:19,579 Michael Jordan punched me in the face. 183 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:21,614 - So Steph's got it in his head that Mitch is the key 184 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:22,782 because he's the one that helped him fix 185 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,751 his shot back in sixth grade. 186 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,986 - Steph, just shoot the ball. Just shoot it. 187 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,322 Don't think about it. 188 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:30,623 Nice, two points. 189 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,392 I hope you make the high school team. 190 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:33,426 That's your ceiling. 191 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:34,961 - Well, best of luck. 192 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,998 And if you do see Mitch, please tell him from me, fuck you. 193 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,735 - Or maybe this is a nice way to repay Steph 194 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,069 for helping us so much. He's helped us so much. 195 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:44,537 - Thank you, Sam. 196 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,406 And honestly, not for nothing, his slump 197 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:47,774 does seem to have started the day 198 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:51,344 you came back into his life. 199 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:54,547 - We cursed him. - Mm-hmm. 200 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,552 - I'm sorry. Are you seriously blaming 201 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,287 Steph's shooting woes on our sick daughter? 202 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:03,556 Our daughter-- 203 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:04,691 - Dude, chill. 204 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:08,661 - --is out there every day-- - OK, OK, OK. 205 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,730 - --that she has left-- - All right, okay. 206 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,432 - --fighting, fighting for her life. 207 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:14,734 - I didn't mean it. - She didn't mean it. 208 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:19,072 - Even if I was to help you and reach out to Mitch, 209 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,006 I don't know where he is. 210 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,409 So if you could, please have your police 211 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:23,910 escort you out of my house. Thank you. 212 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:27,414 - Okay, it's my house, so you can stay and eat your lasagna 213 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,482 as long as you want. And-- oh. 214 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:36,690 - What I explained earlier is just the macro Stephenomics. 215 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:41,528 The micro is counterintuitively even bigger for me. 216 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,431 - Oh, no. Come on, man. 217 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:45,932 That's going in. Augh! 218 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:48,401 - When Stephen's in a slump, he puts his whole world 219 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:49,469 on hold until he's out of it. 220 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,738 Yes, I know shooting a Super Bowl commercial 221 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:53,840 after the Super Bowl isn't ideal, 222 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,842 but there's nothing I can do for you. 223 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,744 That man's schedule is like a house of cards 224 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:58,678 built on a Jenga tower. 225 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:00,714 Stephen can sling subs for anyone. 226 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,215 Now, we can do this the easy way, 227 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,850 or we can do this Mike's way. 228 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,086 That's right. We'll go to Jersey Mike's. 229 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,620 Motherfucker. 230 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:12,125 Move one thing, and it all falls down on me. 231 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,626 You got one fucking job. 232 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:16,930 Buckets, buckets is your job. 233 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,098 - Ahh! 234 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:18,998 What is happening right now? 235 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:23,470 - Ugh, Randy, for the last time, 236 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:24,637 Stephen is not going to Art Basel. 237 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,740 Therefore, you are not going to Art Basel. 238 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,442 I don't give a shit that you already RSVP'd 239 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,177 to Julian Schnabel's PDR at ZZs. 240 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:33,947 Goodbye, Randrew. 241 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:40,153 So yeah, a Steph Curry slump is a very big deal, 242 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,922 and it was only getting worse. 243 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,728 - Curry off the steal, and oh, look out, Curry slipped. 244 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:50,797 - Oh, Steph. Mama mia. 245 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,032 - Hear me out, though. Check this out. 246 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,601 Is it possible that Steph Curry has been possessed 247 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:55,702 by a ghoul or something? 248 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,370 - Char, let's go. 249 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,638 - Either way, he going to be on "Shaqtin' a Fool." 250 00:08:58,738 --> 00:08:59,706 - Oh, she's actually not here yet. 251 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:00,774 - What? She's not home from school? 252 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,876 - Mm-mm, she's at the mall with her friends. 253 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,611 - [gasps] Our Charlie? - Yes. 254 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,812 - Oh my god. - I know. 255 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:06,913 I know. It's crazy, right? 256 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:09,149 - That's amazing. - Yeah, look at you. 257 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,083 - What? Look at you. 258 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,985 - Where are you going, a cleavage convention? 259 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,821 - No, I'm going-- work drinks with friends and other-- 260 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:15,989 whatever, shut up. - OK. 261 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,724 - I see what's going on. - What? 262 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:18,758 - You got your hair done. 263 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,527 You got your makeup done. 264 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:21,428 Vibe picked up on. - What vibe? 265 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,029 - No. 266 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,731 You know, you're throwing it out there. 267 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:26,599 - You're so wrong. It's actually sad. 268 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,600 - OK. All right. - It's honestly sad. 269 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,935 - OK. - Missed it. 270 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,804 - I'm just saying, I noticed the extra effort. 271 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,472 - Dude, I don't have to put in any effort 272 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,840 to have sex with you. 273 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,575 No, I was not dressed up for Danny 274 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,812 or for friends or for work, 275 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,680 definitely not for a cleavage convention. 276 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,649 That's in March. 277 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,984 No, I was dressed up for a date. 278 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,753 - I saw the original "Star Wars" 279 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,288 in the theater when I was 11. 280 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,989 And-- and get this. 281 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,759 No one even blinked when Luke and Leia kissed back then. 282 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:54,694 - Why would they blink? 283 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,696 - Because they're brother and sister. 284 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:57,997 - Luke and Leia? 285 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,199 - Have you never seen "Star Wars"? 286 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,367 - Not-- no. 287 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,470 I thought it might be a little weird to date a 58-year-old, 288 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,872 but he looks great. 289 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,574 And I don't mind an early dinner. 290 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:08,808 I mean, the only thing that was weird 291 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,844 was how I was acting. 292 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,113 - I had a really, really great night. 293 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,715 You are amazing. - I had a really great night. 294 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:17,217 You're amazing. 295 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,618 OK, later, dork. 296 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:20,086 Fuck you. - Oh. 297 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,489 - [laughs] Thanks for the wine, nerd. 298 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:25,859 Text me, though. 299 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,193 - Do you think you have an anxious attachment style? 300 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,361 - Bye. 301 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,597 - And so when you're presented with a secure attachment, 302 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,165 you self-sabotage? 303 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,200 - No, I'm actually avoidant, so you're wrong. 304 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,169 - OK. - Oh my gosh. 305 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,972 I had the best day ever. I love you guys so much. 306 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,173 - You had a great day at school? 307 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,075 - Yes. - Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. 308 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,877 - No one could stop talking about how great my party was. 309 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,912 - No way. - I'm for real in The Pops now. 310 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,014 We all terrorized a Sephora after school. 311 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:49,049 It was so much fun. [phone ringing] 312 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,117 Oh, pause, this is Violet G. 313 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,886 Hey, queen. 314 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,888 You're joking. No way she did that. 315 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,791 She's so annoying. [door slams] 316 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:58,992 - How about this? 317 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:02,128 I'll call Steph, and I'll just tell him 318 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:05,765 that Charlie has had a miraculous turn for the better 319 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,968 and that she is not sick anymore. 320 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:13,073 All right? 321 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,809 - And I can call Sloan and the other parents at school 322 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,711 and tell them the same thing. - Yeah. 323 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,012 - Yeah. - It's a white lie. 324 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,013 - It's not even a lie. - It's not even a lie. 325 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,281 - Because she's not sick. - It's the truth. 326 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,350 - It's literally the truth. - It's actually just the facts. 327 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,784 - I love it. 328 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,252 I think it really plays. 329 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,754 - Me too. 330 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,089 There's only one problem. 331 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,357 - You're not talking to Stephen. 332 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,026 He's not talking to anyone right now except for Spalding, 333 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,694 the basketball he Wilson'd. 334 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:35,995 - I'm sorry. 335 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,864 Like "Cast Away"? Is Steph talking to a ball? 336 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:39,599 - Just be cool, all right? 337 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,101 - He's in a spot. 338 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,004 And honestly, I cannot believe you won't help him. 339 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,806 We just put down $4 million worth of deposits 340 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,008 for your daughter's charity game, 341 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,309 and you can't deliver your daddy. 342 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,410 - You did? 343 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,444 - Wow, $4 million is a lot. 344 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,147 - Yes, we're doing it big for you, for Charlie. 345 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,783 - Kim, I don't want to talk to Mitch. 346 00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:00,286 - Then you're not talking to Steph. 347 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,421 Ohh. 348 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,789 - Kim? - OK, Danny, 349 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,624 you got to do it. 350 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,792 We have no choice. 351 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:06,960 - I can't. - Yes, you can. 352 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,194 - No, I can't. - Yes, you can. 353 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,063 - I don't even know where he is. 354 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,866 - I know where he is. - What? 355 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,134 - I know where he is. 356 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,769 - Aren't you supposed to not be talking to us? 357 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:16,936 - Like not address us? 358 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,204 - I mean, the documentarians' code 359 00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:20,740 is kind of like a gray area, so-- 360 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,043 - Not really. 361 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,077 - You know what's definitely not a gray area? 362 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,779 The boom operator talking. 363 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,480 - OK, well, I'm a human being. 364 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,249 - You're a woman with a mic. 365 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,885 - You know, this could be good for you. 366 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:32,986 You can work some stuff out with your dad. 367 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,120 That would be nice. 368 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,388 And, like, I'm not a therapist, 369 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,324 but I think there's still some chicken left on that bone. 370 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,896 - Where is he? 371 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,331 [bell rings, indistinct chatter] 372 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,367 - OK, OK. 373 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,202 Settle down. 374 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,805 We've got a very special treat for you today. 375 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,774 Give it up for The Mocktails. 376 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,944 - [clapping] 377 00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,779 - Who's ready to party? 378 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,247 Yow! - Ow! 379 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,282 - OK. I'm Mitch. 380 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,918 - I'm Kyle, and this is my wife, Helen. 381 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,220 - Hey-o! - And we are-- 382 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,154 - Losers. 383 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:13,193 - [clears throat] Sober and so happy. 384 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,995 You all are going to help us create some scenarios that you 385 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,330 might find yourselves in. 386 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,866 - Yes, and that we're going to help you 387 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,935 improvise your way out of. 388 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:27,207 So with no further ado, allow me to introduce to you-- 389 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,243 - One of our favorite characters. 390 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,083 Need a hand? 391 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:43,623 And probably soon to be one of your favorite characters, 392 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:47,961 number 14 on your scorecards, number 1 in your hearts-- 393 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,830 - Billy Brock, the star QB. 394 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,066 And this is my main squeeze. 395 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,168 - Joan Saint Pequeno. 396 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,104 Hey, Billy, how about we go have some beers 397 00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,973 or maybe smoke a couple of joints or two. 398 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:04,077 - Hey, you had me at joints. 399 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,445 - But what about the big game? 400 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,815 My teammates and community are depending on me. 401 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:09,949 - Relax, Billy. Come on. 402 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,685 I'll perform oral sex on you. 403 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:15,822 [laughter] 404 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,857 - Boing! 405 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,293 - I actually took him to his first meeting. 406 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,429 - Saved my life. - That's where we met. 407 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,596 - Yeah. 408 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,231 I'm not technically an addict. 409 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:30,170 I've never drank, smoked, snorted, skin popped, nothing. 410 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,571 My drug is taking care of this little lady. 411 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,206 - [laughs] Oh. 412 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,109 - My drug is drugs-- was. 413 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,112 My drug was drugs-- 414 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:43,950 cocaine, ecstasy, meth, 415 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,953 Molly, marijuana, new marijuana. 416 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,189 - This hanger is bullshit. 417 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,295 - I'm sorry. What is this for? 418 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,163 - Are we still good to rehearse at your brother's 419 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,366 shop on Tuesday? - Confirmed. 420 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:03,169 - Because I think the prom limo scene needs a rethink. 421 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:07,040 It seems like we're advocating not using condoms. 422 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,942 - No, we're just strongly suggesting it 423 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,243 might feel better not to, you know? 424 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,478 - I don't have a strong feeling about it. 425 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,781 - Bravo, truly. 426 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,349 - Thank you. 427 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,252 - My only note is I found the moment where Mitch over here 428 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,087 was playing a competent father who cared 429 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:24,024 about his family to be false. 430 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,658 - What is happening here? 431 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:26,426 - I mean, I'm open to notes. 432 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,028 I don't know if you are at this point. 433 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:28,962 - We don't usually solicit advice. 434 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:32,198 - Helen, Kyle, this is my son. 435 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,571 [light music] 436 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:39,539 - What does this mean? 437 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:46,246 * * 438 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,914 Where are you going? - Do you have to go in 439 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,583 that door because he opened it? 440 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,819 - Mitch, you got to-- 441 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,154 can I get your keys? 442 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,088 - Because you drove-- you drove us. 443 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,991 - You drove us here. 444 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:01,394 * * 445 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,196 - OK, is it keyless? Because I could-- 446 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,964 - I think he had the keys in there. 447 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,066 He usually leaves the keys. 448 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,200 - Do we have to get a ride home-- 449 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,435 - I'll leave it at-- - --or to his house? 450 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:09,436 - I'll drop you off. 451 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,937 - Where are you going to drop me off? 452 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:11,838 - I'll drop you off at home. 453 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:19,012 * * 454 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,481 - Are you still playing basketball? 455 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,983 - [scoffs] 456 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:27,854 Do I look like I'm still playing basketball? 457 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:31,925 [scoffs] 458 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,026 - Did you get my letters? 459 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,295 I wrote you every month. 460 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:39,065 - Threw them in the trash. 461 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,533 - You didn't even open them? 462 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,336 - There is not a word that you could utter 463 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,506 to me that would ever make me consider forgiving you. 464 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:51,378 So why would I ever open those letters? 465 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:02,322 - There was $100 in each one. 466 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:13,299 For 15 years. 467 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,437 Well, no, on holidays, I sent 500. 468 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:25,645 And then one year, I won a scratch-off for $43,000, 469 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,447 so I sent that. 470 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:31,584 I thought maybe you could use it for kids' college fund. 471 00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:35,622 Oh, and then a couple of Wall Street guys I met in AA 472 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,358 had some stock tips for me that were primo. 473 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,361 - Then why do you look so poor? 474 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,064 - I can't play the stock market, Gamblers Anonymous. 475 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,598 - What about the scratch-off? 476 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:50,236 - That was the straw that broke the camel's back. 477 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,672 I'm in the program, man. 478 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,174 I am a program man. 479 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:57,277 - Congratulations. 480 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,678 - You saw the work I'm doing with Mocktails-- 481 00:17:58,778 --> 00:17:59,512 - Oh, yeah. 482 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,147 - --trying to reach out to these kids. 483 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,482 - You're changing the world, pal. 484 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,352 - I don't know about that, but I changed my life. 485 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:09,322 I'm a changed man, which is why I cannot believe 486 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,623 that I am seeing you today. 487 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:13,259 Because I-- the one thing I haven't been 488 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,663 able to do-- the one thing I've really needed 489 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:21,101 is to make amends to you for the way I screwed up your life. 490 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:25,672 Danny, I'm so sorry. 491 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:30,276 I'm so, so sorry. 492 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:35,048 - Don't be. My life is great. 493 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,383 I got a thriving business. 494 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:41,121 I got a supermodel wife who's obsessed with me. 495 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:46,726 Our marriage is, like, one of the best ever. 496 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:52,265 I got-- my daughter is, like, the most popular kid in school. 497 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,733 She's like the lead of the play. 498 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:58,371 And she's like-- 499 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,374 I'm still friends with Stephen Curry. 500 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,411 My life is great. I'm on top of the world, so-- 501 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,746 - Danny, that's wonderful. - Yeah, it is wonderful. 502 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,116 So you can forget about your bullshit amends, OK? 503 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,451 We're going to San Francisco. 504 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,687 For some reason, Stephen Curry is in a slump, 505 00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:15,422 and he thinks that you can fix his shot, 506 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,758 which is, like, insane to me. 507 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,760 So you're just going to get him out of his slump, 508 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,530 and then you can get the fuck out of my life, OK? 509 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,632 Which should be no problem for you. 510 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:29,502 It's like the thing you do best. 511 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:33,506 - I'm here now. - I came to you. 512 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:37,677 * * 513 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:43,049 - Well, of course, I'll help you any way I can. 514 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,352 - Thank you. 515 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:48,388 - But if you really want me to get Steph out of his slump, 516 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:54,394 the answer is not in San Francisco. 517 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,262 - Charlotte? - Yeah. 518 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,764 - Why Charlotte? 519 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,400 - He says that the only way to break Steph out of his slump 520 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,470 is to get him the same pancakes we used to eat after every game 521 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,405 in sixth grade. - That doesn't make any sense. 522 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,474 - You think I want to go to Charlotte, Kimberly? 523 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:12,746 I got to tell you, I think we should cut bait, abort mission. 524 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:15,115 Yeah, OK. 525 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,117 His brain is fermented. 526 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,220 Don't go in the cockpit. Hey! 527 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,287 What are you, insane? 528 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,689 - I don't give a shit, Danny. 529 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,358 Steph wants Mitch, so just do whatever he says 530 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,260 and get him here tonight, OK? 531 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,195 Please, Danny, please. 532 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,663 This is getting out of hand. 533 00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:33,633 - Another game, another brutal loss for the Warriors. 534 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,269 And the slump has no end in sight. 535 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,538 - Curry now 0 for 8 from 3. 536 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,473 - Here's Curry trying to find some space, 537 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,409 launches, can't hit. 538 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:46,646 A 52-point margin of victory. 539 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,415 - Let's face the facts, fans. 540 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,783 Steph Curry's fucked. 541 00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:54,220 My old ass out there. - Kimberly! 542 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,689 Hey, have you seen my computer? 543 00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:58,658 Or my phone, or any of the remotes? 544 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,294 - You know, I think I saw Cannon playing with all of them 545 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,496 at the same time. 546 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,298 - All right, whatever. 547 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,399 I'm going to take another nap. 548 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,168 - Another one? 549 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,502 - It was a nightmare. 550 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,571 I mean, I'd never seen Steph like that before, 551 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,840 or any player for that matter. 552 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:17,544 Of course, back in my day, if you so much as pouted, 553 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,579 Michael Jordan would punch you in the face. 554 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,781 - And that's when things officially 555 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:26,219 went from a Stephenomic recession 556 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,756 to a full-blown depression. 557 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,625 See, I wrote "depression," and I circled it. 558 00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:35,662 - I low-key started looking into grad school. 559 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,635 [all chanting indistinctly] 560 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:46,673 - They say the best shooters have to have no memory 561 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:49,776 to forget all the misses, the bad times. 562 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:50,877 [indistinct chatter] 563 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,245 - Way to go, men. 564 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,480 Ahh! 565 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:57,684 The slumps happen when you forget the makes, 566 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,353 when you forget the good times. 567 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:08,495 You remember this place? 568 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:09,929 - Do you remember this place? 569 00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:11,064 - You're right. 570 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:14,601 I used to celebrate those wins with little too much Brio. 571 00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:17,370 - Any Brio to celebrate a kid's basketball win 572 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,438 is too much Brio. 573 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,306 - Your mom had just passed away. 574 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:21,241 - Here we go. 575 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:26,346 - Well, I shouldn't make excuses. 576 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:29,349 But she had just passed away. 577 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,684 - That's an excuse. - She had a heart attack 578 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:31,818 right in front of me, but-- 579 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,520 - I remember. 580 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,322 - I'm just telling you why I celebrated with too much Brio. 581 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:40,460 - Hey, are you Danny Grossman? 582 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,497 - I was in another life. 583 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:47,334 - Well, are you still? 'Cause I got your order. 584 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,469 - [laughs] 585 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:52,505 Hey, what do you say we get a stack of pancakes 586 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,574 just like the old days? - Not hungry. Let's go. 587 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:58,078 - Well, wait. We have to make one more stop. 588 00:22:58,178 --> 00:22:59,312 - Where? - Come on, let's go. 589 00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:00,447 Knees up. 590 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,515 - Young phenom Danny Grossman has 591 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,317 the Charlotte Christian Knights rolling into the 592 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,985 district championship. 593 00:23:06,086 --> 00:23:08,021 Nothing can stop them now. 594 00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:11,458 [cheers and applause] 595 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,661 [gentle music] 596 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:21,634 * * 597 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:32,712 * * 598 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:38,051 - We had some pretty good times here, huh? 599 00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:39,419 - Oh, yeah. 600 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,421 I was the man. 601 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,423 - Literally. 602 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,624 Get it? 603 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,693 Because you were two years older than everyone. 604 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:49,062 - Ha, ha, ha. - [laughs] 605 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,664 - Very funny. 606 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,933 - Here you go, Coach. 607 00:23:54,034 --> 00:23:56,136 Bring it back before anyone notices. 608 00:23:56,236 --> 00:23:57,871 - You got it, Stan. 609 00:23:57,971 --> 00:24:00,707 - So what, you're just going to bring Steph his old jersey, 610 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,776 and then that's magically going to fix him? 611 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,544 That's your plan? - It's not magic. 612 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:05,779 It's sports psychology. 613 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,514 You know, big-time athletes, 614 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,582 they forget what it's like to just go out 615 00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:11,017 and play like when they were kids. 616 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,419 - Whatever. 617 00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:13,720 - Thought you might want this too, 618 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:16,856 your old championship banner. 619 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:23,697 * * 620 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,932 - I'm really sorry, son. 621 00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:33,106 * * 622 00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:44,517 * * 623 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,957 Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? 624 00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:54,094 * * 625 00:24:54,194 --> 00:24:57,831 - No. - Really? 626 00:24:57,931 --> 00:25:00,033 You're a father now, too. 627 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,969 You haven't made any mistakes you wish you could do over? 628 00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:07,507 * * 629 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:08,842 - Come on. Steph's waiting. 630 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:09,943 - But wait. 631 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:11,711 We-- we have to make one more stop. 632 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:14,047 - Where? - At our old house. 633 00:25:14,147 --> 00:25:18,084 We-- we-- we-- we have to get some-- some grass-- 634 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,120 some grass clippings from the cracks-- 635 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:21,654 - Oh my god. 636 00:25:21,755 --> 00:25:22,789 - --in the-- in the driveway where you guys 637 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,991 used to practice to trigger Steph's sense memory. 638 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:28,962 - This isn't about Steph or the jersey at all. 639 00:25:29,062 --> 00:25:30,597 This is about you. 640 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,566 - No, it's about you. - No, it's about you. 641 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:39,673 - Steph's overextending on his follow-through. 642 00:25:39,773 --> 00:25:41,541 It's the same thing he did when we changed 643 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:44,611 his shot in the sixth grade. 644 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:48,515 I could have fixed it in five minutes, but I-- 645 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:50,483 I thought it was a chance for you and me 646 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,085 to spend some time together. 647 00:25:52,185 --> 00:25:54,654 Maybe we could get to know each other again. 648 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:56,523 - I don't need to get to know you. 649 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,024 I know you. 650 00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:00,026 You're a liar, bub. 651 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,795 - Danny, please. 652 00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,063 - Fine, you know what? 653 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,900 I will forgive you. 654 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,170 And you can have your precious amends with your boy. 655 00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:12,706 All you got to do is beat me at one-on-one. 656 00:26:12,806 --> 00:26:14,908 But if I win, you get out of my life forever, 657 00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:16,810 and I never hear from you again. 658 00:26:19,179 --> 00:26:21,648 - I can't gamble at all. 659 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:23,983 I'm in the program. It's-- 660 00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:28,321 - That sounds like a forfeit. You lose. 661 00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:30,557 - Where are you going? - Home. 662 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,092 - Well, how am I supposed to get home? 663 00:26:32,192 --> 00:26:34,160 - Take an Uber. 664 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:38,965 - To Milwaukee? 665 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:41,067 I can't take an Uber to Milwaukee. 666 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:44,104 That's impractical. 667 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,610 [gentle music] 668 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:57,917 * * 669 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:03,623 - [sighs] 670 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:06,226 That was crazy. 671 00:27:06,326 --> 00:27:09,462 - I feel like this is that part of the night where maybe you're 672 00:27:09,562 --> 00:27:12,632 going to, like, give me a wet willy or a titty twister 673 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,934 or something. I just want to get ahead of it. 674 00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:16,703 I'm a little confused. - OK. 675 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:19,072 - We keep going on these great dates, 676 00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:23,510 and I feel like we're getting closer, but then you pull away. 677 00:27:23,610 --> 00:27:25,278 - OK, simp. 678 00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:26,746 [laughs] 679 00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:28,682 - Like that, and I was just going to say, 680 00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:30,950 you don't have to do that. 681 00:27:31,051 --> 00:27:34,521 I actually prefer it if you didn't. 682 00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:36,222 - Yeah, no. 683 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,791 Yeah, you're right. 684 00:27:37,891 --> 00:27:39,993 I have too many intimacy issues anyway, and-- 685 00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:41,828 - That's not what I'm saying. - We should just call it quits. 686 00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:43,797 You deserve better. - No. 687 00:27:43,897 --> 00:27:45,965 Wait, Sam, that's not what I was-- 688 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:50,203 [somber music] 689 00:27:50,303 --> 00:27:55,308 - [scoffs] 690 00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:58,845 [sirens wailing] 691 00:27:58,945 --> 00:28:03,950 - Hey, sailor, you look like you could use a friend. 692 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:06,986 - Thanks, Krista, maybe another time, OK? 693 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,660 [horns honking] 694 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,697 [trolley bell dinging] 695 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,833 [basketball bouncing] 696 00:28:19,933 --> 00:28:22,068 - You got this, SC. Come on. 697 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,103 - Oh my gosh. 698 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:26,139 Hey, yo, hit me, Kimberly. Let me get that back. 699 00:28:26,239 --> 00:28:28,274 Oh, shoot. 700 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,611 Ahh! 701 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:32,979 - Finally. 702 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,748 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where's Mitch? 703 00:28:34,848 --> 00:28:36,750 - Mitch is a fucking kook. 704 00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:37,984 Just tell Steph that I tried. 705 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:39,786 - You tell him. - No offense, but isn't it 706 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,721 your job to tell him stuff? 707 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:42,989 - Tell me what? 708 00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:48,128 - Yeah, Danny, tell him what? 709 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,964 - I just-- I saw the game the other night, 710 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:52,632 and I think maybe you're-- you're overextending 711 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:53,867 on your follow-through. 712 00:28:53,967 --> 00:28:54,834 Your release point's a little low. 713 00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:56,102 - What? - Really? 714 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:57,270 - Stephen, don't pay him any mind. 715 00:28:57,370 --> 00:28:58,772 - It's like sixth grade when you changed your shot. 716 00:28:58,872 --> 00:28:59,939 - No, you don't-- 717 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,174 - Seems like the same situation. 718 00:29:01,274 --> 00:29:02,008 - Shut up. 719 00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:02,876 You don't know shit about basketball. 720 00:29:02,976 --> 00:29:04,210 You weren't good. You were grown. 721 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:05,278 - You're just mad that I didn't take you to the Spring Fling. 722 00:29:05,378 --> 00:29:08,548 - Danny. Danny, I fucked Michael B. Jordan last week. 723 00:29:08,648 --> 00:29:11,117 You think I give a shit about the 1998 Spring Fling? 724 00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,053 - Yeah well, Michael B. disappointed. 725 00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:16,089 - Uh, no, Michael B. satisfied, believe me. 726 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:17,757 - Yeah, well, Michael B. lying, believe me. 727 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:19,092 - Oh, really? 728 00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:21,127 OK, then why Michael B. texting me right now? 729 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:22,962 - Because, Michael B. itching down there and is thinking 730 00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:24,764 that you may be the cause. 731 00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:26,866 - Michael B.-- - Danny! Danny! 732 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,201 You're a genius, bro. - Really? 733 00:29:28,301 --> 00:29:29,869 - You fixed it. 734 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,172 Look, right there. Look at that. 735 00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:34,441 - Come on. We are back. - Come on. We're back, baby. 736 00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:36,109 Let's go. 737 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:37,811 - Hey, that's what I'm talking about. 738 00:29:37,911 --> 00:29:39,446 You're overextending. 739 00:29:39,546 --> 00:29:42,215 That's all it was? 740 00:29:42,315 --> 00:29:44,250 - I love you, Stephen Curry. - I love you, Danny Grossman. 741 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:45,885 Come on. 742 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:47,220 We're back, baby. We're back. 743 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,955 - I'm just glad this slump is over. 744 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:51,958 - Oh, yeah! - Oh, sorry, dude. 745 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:53,393 I am thick. I'm wide. 746 00:29:53,493 --> 00:29:56,296 You all right? 747 00:29:56,396 --> 00:29:57,964 [elevator dings] 748 00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:00,734 - When Steph wins, we all win. 749 00:30:00,834 --> 00:30:02,202 That's how Stephenomics works. 750 00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:07,507 - Now Davis, 5 to shoot, Curry, 3-pointer's up. 751 00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:10,377 - Yes! Let's go, SC. Let's go. 752 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:11,478 He's back. 753 00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:13,880 We all back, baby. Yeah! 754 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,949 What slump? What slump? 755 00:30:16,049 --> 00:30:17,817 - Curry comes free. 756 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:21,454 Curry wide-open 3. Got it! 757 00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:23,857 Curry from downtown. 758 00:30:23,957 --> 00:30:25,125 - Whatever. 759 00:30:25,225 --> 00:30:26,393 Mitch is a good basketball coach. 760 00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:29,029 I will give him that, but he is a horrible everything else. 761 00:30:29,129 --> 00:30:30,797 - What happened to the plan to tell 762 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,799 Stephen that Charlie was cured once you 763 00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:36,436 got him out of the slump? 764 00:30:36,536 --> 00:30:38,271 - What? 765 00:30:38,371 --> 00:30:40,473 Oh, yeah, I'm still going to tell him. 766 00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:43,109 [scoffs] I just-- 767 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:46,312 I don't want to ruin the moment for Stephen. 768 00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:48,848 You know, plus, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one 769 00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,917 who doesn't want all this to end. 770 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,452 What's a few more days? 771 00:30:52,552 --> 00:30:56,356 [gentle music] 772 00:30:56,456 --> 00:30:57,891 [phone dings] 773 00:30:57,991 --> 00:31:02,395 * * 774 00:31:02,495 --> 00:31:03,997 - That sauce on the other one was so good. 775 00:31:04,097 --> 00:31:05,331 - Me too. I love it. 776 00:31:05,432 --> 00:31:07,901 - Like that-- it was like the white sauce was really good. 777 00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:10,904 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 778 00:31:11,004 --> 00:31:12,839 - Wait, why do we have these again? 779 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:14,274 Where do we get all these? 780 00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:16,343 - Let's go live to Steph Curry's postgame interview. 781 00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:17,577 - Oh. 782 00:31:17,677 --> 00:31:19,946 - Yeah, of course it feels good to break out of a slump. 783 00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:22,215 But at the end of the day, 784 00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:24,517 there are way more important things in the world 785 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:25,819 than the game of basketball. 786 00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:27,320 - True, Steph. - Eh. 787 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:30,123 - Tonight was for you, Charlie Grossman. 788 00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:32,559 My friend, Danny Grossman's daughter, Charlie, 789 00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:34,427 is fighting for her life. 790 00:31:34,527 --> 00:31:37,997 We're playing a charity basketball game in her honor. 791 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:39,899 And so I'm calling on all of my fans 792 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,868 around the world to please join me. 793 00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:44,237 Please, let's help her fight. 794 00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:47,440 Charlie may be dying, but it won't be in vain. 795 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:49,843 - Why does Steph Curry think that I'm dying? 796 00:31:49,943 --> 00:31:51,144 Am I dying? 797 00:31:51,194 --> 00:31:55,744 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 58021

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