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Previously on Call Me Fitz.
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Time to blaze in
some Christmas cheer.
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My memories of this old
clunker are far from fond,
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they're the very things
that set me on a course
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to change the world.
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That's why we're
going to destroy it.
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The O-cinerator.
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It doesn't just
destroy used cars,
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it repurposes them
into low carbon emitting
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fuel for the Omobiles.
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Ali, I'm finally
hitting the big time.
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I should have made these
changes a long time ago.
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You will be visited
by three goats.
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That's not right.
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This is Melody Gray,
ghost of Christmas Present.
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I'm the ghost
of Christmas Past.
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Let's do this.
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Pat Childs has been
secretly plotting to
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usurp your family for
years and years and years.
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You want to understand
a Fitzpatrick,
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you gotta become
a Fitzpatrick.
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Here we go.
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Yes! Yes! Oh!
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Welcome, my dear
Fitzpatrick family
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to my last will
and testament.
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My beloved family.
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When you see this,
I'll be long gone.
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Scored myself a sweet little
time share in Fort Lauderdale,
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I'm outta here
in the morning.
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But one day,
I will be gone for good.
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That's why I'm
making this video.
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But first,
a confession.
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This may come as a shock,
but I did NOT make my living as
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a professional
footwear model.
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Rather, a model
of another sort.
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Triple anal.
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That's me.
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So while growing up may have
been somewhat unconventional
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I was able to make a few choice
investments along the way.
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And, my dear family,
I've hidden my fortune
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in our first family home,
which you will find in-- oh.
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A will is not a will
without a little rum
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for my nog.
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Shit, empty.
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Hold on my dirty
little boys,
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I'll be right back.
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Grandma Alice,
you can count on me
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to honour your
dying wish.
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What?
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Hey that's...
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Oh no.
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Not the basement.
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No no no.
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Don't go.
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Don't go there.
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[scream and crash]
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At least you
didn't suffer.
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It hurts.
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It hurt's you
ungrateful fuckers,
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somebody save me!
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It hurts!
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Oh, oh, you make
it hurt so good
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Ouch.
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[♪ ♪]
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♪ Without you
I'd find my smile ♪
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♪ Without you
I'd'a won by a mile ♪
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♪ Without you
Oh life would be so grand ♪
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♪ Without you
I'm half a man ♪
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♪ With out you
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♪ Without youuu
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♪ Without you.
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Isn't it exciting?
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Our elves, our "O-lves"
busily decorating?
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Hitting up the
holiday guilt angle.
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I like where you're
going with this.
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Did you know we're giving
O-mos away to the faithful
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so they can
transport themselves
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to a brighter future.
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What, is
something wrong?
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I'm allergic to
Christmas music.
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Especially when
it involves whales.
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Richard.
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Richard you're
drying out.
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Detoxifying.
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The evil is leaving
your body.
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I'm fine.
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Don't focus
on how you are.
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Focus on who
you have become.
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Tomorrow the world
will know you
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as Richard Childs.
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Be strong, I know
you can do it.
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Ok.
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Which reminds me.
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I've got something
for you.
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I was going to save
it until tomorrow,
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but I can't wait.
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Hand sanitizer?
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Clean hands,
clean mind.
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Mr. Childs.
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Here is the menu for
the party this afternoon.
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Right.
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Larry, drunk?!
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What are we
doing here?
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You promised
me a stripper.
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No stripper.
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This is an important
family meeting.
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Family meeting?
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You said this
was gonna be
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a poker game.
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I was told it was a
skinny jean swap.
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I had to resort to deception,
for we are here
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to save
Richard's soul.
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Soul?
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He barely
has a liver.
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You know what,
I'm out.
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No but this is
an emergency.
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The only emergency
is in my pants.
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Hey.
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I told you if you were
going to pierce your
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Tiny Tim you should've
gone to a professional.
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Which would've made a
great Christmas present,
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but why break
with tradition?
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Excuse me, I thought we
were talking about me here?
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Can we just focus?
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Unless no one wants
to hear about
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Grandma Alice's fortune.
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That's right, I know all about
the money Grandma Alice made
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during her A-S-S
Love Alice days,
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and I know where
she hid it.
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But first, you
gots to help me.
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I kinda like
this new Larry.
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He's so... masculine.
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What?
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He's kinda
cute, too.
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Kinda.
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Tell me
about it.
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Ya, ok, I know what
you're doing here,
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and I am NOT going
to fall for it!
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For today marks the
birth of a new Larry,
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who's only weakness
is porcelain figurines
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and ticklishness.
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Cough it up, Larry.
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THE HOME!
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SHE HID IT
IN THE HOME!
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Is there
an attic?
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Her mattress,
her mattress!
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Somebody get
me an axe.
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[♪ Tidings of Comfort and Joy ]
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Cousin, we have
created a
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den of Sodom.
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We?
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I believe it was
you that wanted to
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"kill the Western infidels one
half-price bourbon at a time."
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We have pushed,
but they have
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pushed harder with
their bear-like claws.
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Maybe it's time
for a rethink.
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You know, I used to be
just like you guys,
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all sober and shit.
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You know what?
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It's way more fun
on the other side.
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Once you get
a taste for it.
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[♪ Joy to the World ]
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Here you go.
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Please, don't hit me!
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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You don't
recognize me?
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I recognize the bargain
you're about to get.
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This is my ex-son's crap,
I'll give it to you for
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20% below book.
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Money never changes
hands here.
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What's the front for?
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Speak easy?
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Bordello?
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Opium den?
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Such a kidder.
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It's important to keep
a sense of humor
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during these
dark days.
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Hey - I do
know you...
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It's also important
to remember the
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first tenant
of charity:
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thou shall not hit a
volunteer who is helping
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alcoholics, drug addicts
and prostitutes...
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Hookers, why didn't
you say so?
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Sign me up.
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Another booze-soaked
drunken daddy call.
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I know you can do it.
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Merry sober
Christmas Fitz.
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[eerie laughter]
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It is eighty-six
per cent alcohol.
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[laughter and coughing]
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Sanitizer slammers?!
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I'm in!
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Oh well.
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We can always
do rat poison.
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That stuff
is killer.
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You see what
I did there?
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Whole play on
the ghost thing.
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Boo-cause your
rules of mortality
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no longer apply in
the spirit world.
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Josh!
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You've gotta kill
more than brain cells
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to be a ghost.
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Ah, but the
night is young.
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So dude.
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I have come here
to warn you.
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You've been targeted
for termination.
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What the fuck are
you blabbering about?
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Cyber goat dude.
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[bleats]
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Traveled back in
time to kill you.
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Shoots horns out
of it's lasers.
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It feeds on
human souls...
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and oats.
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Fucking ghost
of Christmas future!
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Good thinking, ya.
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Maybe he can help you
defeat Cyber goat.
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Oh and one
more thing.
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Most importantly.
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You can't forget this.
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What?
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What what Josh?
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What's the most
important thing?
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Ha ha ha later dude!
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Fuck.
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[old fashioned horn sound]
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Fuck me.
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RICHARD.
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OH RIIIIICHAAAAAARD!
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How many times
I gotta tell you.
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IT'S FUCKING FITZ!
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What do
you WANT?!
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I thought
you'd never ask.
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Grandma Alice?
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It's Ass-Love
Alice to you.
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We Fitzpatricks
call it like it is.
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Look, wherever you're
planning on take me,
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I'm good.
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Scary future,
blah blah,
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I get it.
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No Richard.
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For as long as you
continue on this path,
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your life will be
dominated by the twins
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underneath my cloak.
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Oh Jesus, Grandma!
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Don't turn away.
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This is the
path you've chosen.
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Touch grannie's
Titty Tassels.
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Ah come on!
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Do it.
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Now!
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Ah god.
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[♪ Joy to the World ]
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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You see, Fitz?
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Goodness is a
slippery slope.
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Buy yourself a little
something special, sweetcakes?
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Looks like the same
old Ken to me.
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Maybe, but he's been doing
this with a number of
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the prostitutes,
three of whom are using
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the proceeds to
better themselves.
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Pretty soon, there will
be no more hookers.
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No more hookers!
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Well who's going to
lick my candy cane?
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[laughs]
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Without hookers,
he drinks less.
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Without drinking,
he saves more for charity.
268
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,191
And bit by bit,
the Ken that you
269
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,193
once knew
will disappear.
270
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:59,327
Hey, I can't control
the actions of morons.
271
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:02,330
He taught me that.
272
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,201
You still don't
get it, do you?
273
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,334
Merry Christmas.
274
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,858
Grannie's tassel, pumpkin.
275
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,779
You have got
to be kidding me.
276
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:19,913
Two things I don't do,
golden showers and kid.
277
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,479
Now go on, look.
278
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,437
It's me, right?
279
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:23,786
Dead and forgotten.
280
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,701
I get it already.
281
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,094
Listen to your
grandmother!
282
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,835
Now look.
283
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:34,928
Fine.
284
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:35,929
Estelle Weathers?
285
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,017
Who the fuck
is that?
286
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,366
The bitch that got
my burial plot.
287
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,759
Remember?
288
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,891
You threw me in a compost
bin and put my ashes
289
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,806
in an ice bucket.
290
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:44,807
Right.
291
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:48,855
Tassel?
292
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,954
Who gayed up
the place?
293
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,782
It's your
future, Fitz.
294
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,785
Christmas, ten
years from now.
295
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,397
Another rousing
session of lovemaking!
296
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:12,095
I love it
when you cry.
297
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,794
Pat Childs
and my mother?
298
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,494
See what
you've done?
299
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,408
Oh you can
look away.
300
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:23,803
But you can't
hide from this.
301
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,327
Do I look like I need
to summer in Majorca?
302
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,981
The lattes suck.
303
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,765
Say hello to
Baby Fitz.
304
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,854
Without the voice of
dissent in his life,
305
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,901
he's turned into an
entitled douchebag.
306
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,250
Do something,
old man!
307
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,686
Attaboy.
308
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,731
What's he got brain
cancer or something?
309
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:40,471
Worse, Richard.
310
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:41,951
He's found god.
311
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,518
And god taught
him to love even
312
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,172
little Larry Foxley.
313
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,957
Larry Foxley?
314
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:48,958
That's right.
315
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:49,959
Your beloved Ali
found herself
316
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,700
a new life partner.
317
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,007
Dot Foxley?
318
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,356
Girl on girl.
319
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,618
Fitzy like.
320
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,446
The love of your life
leaves you for a woman,
321
00:13:58,446 --> 00:13:59,534
and that's what you
take from this?
322
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,884
Hey, I look out for
numero uno, okay?
323
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:02,842
Way I see it,
the future looks
324
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,191
pretty good.
325
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,888
I sit at the
head table, right?
326
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,150
Dream on Fitzy.
327
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,587
Thanks to Chester's
relationship with Meghan,
328
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:12,155
he's blossomed into
a powerful lobbyist
329
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,983
who's helped to pass new
legislation banning
330
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,594
the sale
of used cars.
331
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,945
You're shitting me?
332
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,903
That elf-felcher
couldn't pass gas.
333
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,732
He's changed,
as will you.
334
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:29,172
Oh, and Chester married the
next heir to O-Mobile Corp.
335
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:31,958
Fine.
336
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,437
But we're still raking
in the bucks, right?
337
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:34,874
And I'm still the VP.
338
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,919
Cushy job and
easy money?
339
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,442
Come on help
me out here!
340
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:41,271
Oh I'm helping you out,
I'm introducing you to
341
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,883
your new boss!
342
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,928
Ah ha, ah ha, yup.
343
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,888
Her superhero-like ability to
suck the crazy out of others
344
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,239
rendered her indispensable
during negotiations.
345
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,283
Ok, I've seen enough.
346
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,371
Get me outta here.
347
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:57,984
Nuh unh, you don't
get off that easy.
348
00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,812
Someone's missing.
349
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,990
No. No.
350
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,774
Larry!
351
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,776
Richard, buddy!
352
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:12,476
[in unison]
Awww. Besties for life.
353
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:18,526
Nooooo!
354
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,886
Hey, hey you.
355
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:31,974
What day
is it?
356
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,237
Why, it's
Christmas day.
357
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,937
Suck you off
for a dollar.
358
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,939
I'll make it five if
you can track me down
359
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:40,896
a bottle of
Wild Turkey.
360
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,811
Biggest one
you can find.
361
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,117
Fuck you.
362
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:57,739
[snoring]
363
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:58,827
[smash!]
364
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,785
Whoa!
365
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,399
Whoa... goats.
366
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:06,443
Goats!
367
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:14,321
There is nothing
in this house.
368
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,453
Oh jeez.
369
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,454
There's no fucking
treasure in this
370
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,847
shithole house, Larry.
371
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,414
What did
Alice say?
372
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,632
Exactly.
373
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:22,851
Well, she said she
hid the treasure
374
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,940
in the first
Fitzpatrick home.
375
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,898
And then
she died.
376
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,205
Horribly.
377
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,990
Oh, you moron.
378
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,253
Pat and Ken didn't move
in here until they were
379
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,037
thirteen years old.
380
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,952
Oh.
381
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,258
Well we could
always ask Ken.
382
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:41,739
Like I want to ask
that sack of ass anything.
383
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:44,829
I was always Grandpa's
favourite.
384
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:45,830
Find.
385
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:46,875
My.
386
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:47,919
Daddy!
387
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:50,618
Ok.
388
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,841
Oh I missed you.
389
00:16:56,841 --> 00:17:02,238
[♪ jazzy Jingle Bells ]
390
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,979
[laughs]
391
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,154
Down, down.
392
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,068
What the fuck are
you all looking at?
393
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,287
Ricky.
394
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:08,897
Are you responsible
for replacing our
395
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,117
Holiday Beluga
Singalong?
396
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,075
Deck my balls,
jingle-beard.
397
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,772
This place needs
a little Frank.
398
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,906
You're not behaving,
you're ME-having.
399
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,082
This from a guy who
writes a bunch of
400
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,563
cheques he can't cash
then cons the public
401
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,304
into thinking
he's a saviour.
402
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:27,611
Where's the fucking O,
you O-mo?
403
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,919
As Frank says,
from now on,
404
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:34,923
we're doing
it my way.
405
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:39,101
Starting with getting my
Grandma's car back.
406
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,975
Merry fucking
Christmas!
407
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:46,761
I told you
these are free.
408
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,023
Where's the
fun in that?
409
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,024
The fun is in knowing
that you've helped
410
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,808
those less fortunate.
411
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:51,940
You promised
me hookers.
412
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:55,204
You're such
a kidder, Ben.
413
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,249
Hookers.
414
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,952
Good day to you.
415
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:08,087
Ken! You need to
help me save your...
416
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:08,957
Richard.
417
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,001
I'm done with
that kid.
418
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:10,915
Not mine.
419
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,961
Never was,
never will be.
420
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,745
So go roast your
chestnuts on an
421
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:15,703
open fire.
422
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,139
No but, he
needs you, Ken.
423
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,227
We all do.
424
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,707
Blood or not,
he is the only son
425
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,709
that you will
ever know.
426
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,841
That kid doesn't
give a shit about me.
427
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:24,712
Think of the gifts
he bought you
428
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:25,539
through the years!
429
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,236
What about
Christmas, 1979.
430
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,890
Pack of smokes.
431
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:34,417
But he got the brand
right didn't he?
432
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,204
I guess the little
fuck did know me.
433
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,509
Ya.
434
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,250
But, it's too late.
435
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,034
Nothing, NOTHING
will ever
436
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,732
change my mind.
437
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,691
What about cold,
hard cash?
438
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,002
[sighs]
439
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,743
I will tell you
about the money
440
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,962
when you answer
one question:
441
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,835
Where was
your first home?
442
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,880
Suck my two
lumps of coal.
443
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,795
Ken, this is enough
money to get you
444
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,842
and the dealership
back on track!
445
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,452
Why won't you
answer me?
446
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,672
Because it's
painful, assneck.
447
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:12,934
What?
448
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,805
You think I enjoyed
watching my mom blow guys
449
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,067
from the backseat?
450
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,895
Well, maybe I enjoyed
it a little.
451
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:20,333
But do you think
I enjoyed enjoying it?
452
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,032
Sadly yes I do.
453
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,949
Our first home wasn't
a house fuckwad.
454
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,994
It was a '52
Elwood-Classic.
455
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,258
Betsy, the
family car.
456
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:40,135
I want my car
back, Childs.
457
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:40,962
Richard.
458
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,311
I'm afraid
it's too late.
459
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:45,053
You don't intimidate
me with your eco bullshit,
460
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,186
your sweat
wicking turtleneck,
461
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,057
your George
Lucas beard.
462
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,667
We're all in this
together, Richard.
463
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,669
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a future to launch,
464
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,498
with or without you.
465
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:59,981
What the fuck are you
talking about Zamfir?
466
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,073
Really?
467
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,293
You think this is going
to stop a Fitzpatrick?
468
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:14,082
[in unison]
Oooooooooo
469
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:17,390
What the fuck?!
470
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,261
Back off.
471
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,871
Everything you've
ever wanted in a
472
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:23,309
socialization acceleration mobilitator.
473
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,092
Hey.
474
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,702
Can you turn
that up?
475
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,878
Welcome to the Christmas Day
launch of the mobility device
476
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,924
that is about to
change the world.
477
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:30,968
The O-mo.
478
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,932
Get out of my way,
you fucking freak.
479
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,108
But, I'm helping our mighty
overlord provide
480
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:42,893
tofurkey and dressing to
his faithful denizens.
481
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,505
Mr. Vince, there is
no time for fun,
482
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,594
or the rapid loss
of grey matter.
483
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,770
You need to let us in
so we can save Richard!
484
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,990
And get my
fucking inheritance!
485
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,820
The O-pocolypse has come!
486
00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:00,911
I call unto ye
SWARMING ARMIES OF GAHOUL!
487
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,392
Wow, elves!
488
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:07,483
Merry Christmas.
489
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:08,528
Nice suit.
490
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,533
Lainey, I -
491
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,578
Am a lying sack of shit
who keeps ruining my life
492
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:18,320
over and over again?
493
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,192
I am who I am.
494
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:24,152
I did look in the mirror,
like you said.
495
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:27,895
Guess what I saw
looking back at me?
496
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,201
Ken fucking Fitzpatrick.
497
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:34,641
It's all
I got, Lainey.
498
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,686
It's all
I ever had.
499
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,915
You remember
Christmas, 1982?
500
00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:51,832
Not a bloody thing.
501
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,747
93 to 99?
502
00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:56,793
Ah... No.
503
00:21:58,447 --> 00:21:59,883
Ya, me neither.
504
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:10,329
I guess we'll just have
to keep on trying.
505
00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:12,896
Yuck.
506
00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:20,339
Meghan, you're the only
one who can help us.
507
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,516
The only one Chester
will listen to.
508
00:22:23,516 --> 00:22:26,214
That's right
he'll listen.
509
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,433
Listen.
510
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,826
I am your mother fucking
celestial bride,
511
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,393
where is
Pat Childs?
512
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,307
Where
is he?
513
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:33,569
We have to
get in there?
514
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:37,007
Let us
innnnnnn!
515
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:38,835
Please make it stop!
516
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:40,750
Just go.
517
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,796
Alright, let's go.
518
00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:44,188
Hi, I'm Josh.
519
00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:47,322
I gotta... hey,
wait up, hey.
520
00:22:47,322 --> 00:22:49,324
Merry Christmas.
521
00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:51,805
Happy Chanukah.
522
00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:54,024
Kuwa na Krismasi njema,
523
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:56,113
and seasons greetings
524
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:58,594
to all children
of Earth.
525
00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:01,858
From our family
to yours.
526
00:23:01,858 --> 00:23:02,598
Hello?
527
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:03,860
Hello!
528
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:06,950
Goddamnit why can't
they hear me!
529
00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:09,257
Why listen to the past
when they've already
530
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,563
bought the future.
531
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:11,607
The O.
532
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,217
Everything you've
ever wanted in a
533
00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:15,132
socialization acceleration mobilitator...
534
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:15,916
Fuck you, Childs!
535
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:17,047
and more
536
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:18,919
And don't forget
the Ocinerator...
537
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,921
Oh there he is.
538
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:24,794
Oh Richard, Richard.
539
00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:25,839
Move it wheels.
540
00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,101
I got ya buddy.
541
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:29,799
I never thought I'd be
happy to see you.
542
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:30,670
Hey guys.
543
00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:31,758
Cool headphones.
544
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,673
Whoa, a time machine.
545
00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:35,718
Fuck these guys,
let's go.
546
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:38,199
Nice of you to
join us, Kenneth.
547
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:39,635
So nice to see
that you're still a
548
00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:42,290
giant sack
of gay.
549
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:44,553
You think you can steal
everything I've worked for?
550
00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:46,381
Worked for what?
551
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:49,471
The used car is a
blight on the planet.
552
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:51,778
Just as you were a
blight on our family.
553
00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:53,214
There he goes.
554
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:55,042
Colonel cock sock,
trying to pretend
555
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:57,000
our family is something
other than a bunch of
556
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,439
alcoholic party hounds
who earn their cash
557
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,484
the honorable way.
558
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:05,792
On their backs,
and under the hood.
559
00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:07,010
Our mother would be
rolling in her--
560
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:08,534
- Ice bucket!
561
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:11,580
If she could hear you
talking trash like that.
562
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:14,496
She was a whore,
but she was proud of it,
563
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:15,976
and we're still the
same sons of bitches
564
00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:17,412
we always were.
565
00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:19,588
We are indeed!
566
00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:21,416
Sorry, I thought I had something.
567
00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:24,854
You tell him... dad.
568
00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:28,641
That was then,
569
00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:29,685
You guys wait here.
570
00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:30,904
and this is now.
571
00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:34,037
He's right, old man.
572
00:24:34,037 --> 00:24:36,997
My whole life
has been a lie.
573
00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:41,915
Ahh... umm...
574
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:47,964
Pay no attention
to the man behind
575
00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:50,967
I am Pat Childs,
CEO of Child's Corp,
576
00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:52,665
inventor of
the O-Mobile!
577
00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:54,405
It doesn't
even exist.
578
00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:55,842
It never did.
579
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:58,322
It's been caught
in R for years.
580
00:24:58,322 --> 00:25:00,455
But it will exist!
581
00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:01,848
The road to tomorrow
is paved with the
582
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:04,067
ideas of today!
583
00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:06,940
Face it, you son-robbing
twinkle-twat.
584
00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:09,290
Your O is a big,
fat zero!
585
00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:10,987
So we're not getting
a free car?
586
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:12,772
It's not a car!
587
00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:16,776
It is a socialization
acceleration mobilitator!
588
00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:20,954
It will make the world
a cleaner, nicer place!
589
00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:23,260
A real Fitzpatrick
calls it like it is.
590
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:26,176
You're no visionary,
and nice is bullshit.
591
00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:30,267
We're still just mama's
dirty little boys.
592
00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:35,490
So what's it gonna be,
Uncle Pat?
593
00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:40,582
The bottle in your hand,
or the bottle in mine?
594
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:43,454
Huh?
595
00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:45,631
I am not
a dirty boy.
596
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:50,461
And I never
will be.
597
00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:54,509
Whoah!
598
00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:55,771
Time machine!
599
00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:57,904
Oh my god.
600
00:26:00,863 --> 00:26:01,908
That stinks.
601
00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:03,866
That's gotta hurt.
602
00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:04,911
Pussy.
603
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:11,874
Sooo, this might not
be the best moment,
604
00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:14,964
but do you wanna maybe
get a coffee sometime?
605
00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:16,749
Fuck off.
606
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:17,837
You didn't say no.
607
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,534
[alarm bell]
608
00:26:19,534 --> 00:26:20,840
What the fuck's
going on?
609
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:21,971
What the hell?
610
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:22,755
Aw fuck.
611
00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:23,146
On no.
612
00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:24,408
The car.
613
00:26:24,408 --> 00:26:25,975
Josh, you think you can
get old Betsy started?
614
00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:27,237
I'm on it!
615
00:26:27,237 --> 00:26:28,108
Come on Josh.
616
00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:29,109
How do you stop
this thing?!
617
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:30,284
You don't.
618
00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:31,807
He's got about
twenty-eight seconds.
619
00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:33,853
Shit kid, hurry up!
620
00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:34,941
This is it, Josh.
621
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:36,464
This is your chance
to pass auto shop!
622
00:26:36,464 --> 00:26:37,726
I'm trying!
623
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:38,814
Goddamnit.
624
00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:40,250
Come on, our fortune
is in there,
625
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,643
it'll be Ocinerated.
626
00:26:42,992 --> 00:26:43,776
Come on Josh
627
00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:44,515
Oh god oh
god oh god.
628
00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:45,342
Come on
let's go.
629
00:26:45,342 --> 00:26:46,735
Come on,
start the car.
630
00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:47,867
The spark plugs
were just dirty.
631
00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:48,824
Come on Josh.
632
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:49,912
Hurry up buddy
you can do this.
633
00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:50,739
And the air filter
is made out of
634
00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:52,088
solid gold.
635
00:26:52,088 --> 00:26:54,787
The battery, the engine,
it's all gold.
636
00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:56,397
The stolen
wedding rings!
637
00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:57,877
She melted
them down.
638
00:26:57,877 --> 00:26:59,792
Mom came through
in the end.
639
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:01,663
Fitzpatrick or
bust, baby!
640
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,578
We're rich!
641
00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:06,407
[cheering]
642
00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:07,974
I know my purpose.
643
00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:10,411
I'm a mother
fucking mechanic.
644
00:27:10,411 --> 00:27:13,153
The best fucking
mechanic I know buddy.
645
00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:14,720
Hang on.
646
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,199
[car engine starts]
647
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,984
[old fashioned horn]
648
00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:55,935
[♪ Bing Crosby's
White Christmas ♪]
649
00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:57,153
There.
650
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,938
Just like daddy.
651
00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:05,988
You got plans, Devon?
652
00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:11,907
We do now.
653
00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,779
Come on.
654
00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:57,170
[♪ Bing Crosby's
White Christmas ♪]
655
00:28:57,170 --> 00:29:00,608
The salesman was back,
a man you could trust.
656
00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:04,220
His breath sweet with bourbon,
his eyes full of lust.
657
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:07,833
And I heard him proclaim,
all giddy and merry,
658
00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:10,705
Happy Fitzmas to all,
and to all--
659
00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:12,054
FUCK OFF, LARRY.
660
00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:21,977
[♪ and may all your
Christmases be white ♪]
661
00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:26,021
[♪ ♪]
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