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Previously on Call Me Fitz.
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I think with time,
you and your new cousin
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could become
quite close.
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Sounds like your
father is embracing the
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idea of bringing the
family together again.
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You should too.
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Embrace Richard?
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Get to know him.
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Oh ya.
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It's like
we're one.
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Ya, it's like I'm
fucking myself.
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I think it's time we
told everyone the truth.
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I am your
real father.
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Paula is...
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My sister.
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Face it, the
dealership's done.
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Everything this family
touches breaks.
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There's nothing good
about the Fitzpatricks.
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Fuck.
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You're nothing without
Fitzpatrick Motors.
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We're nothing without
Fitzpatrick Motors.
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This family wouldn't
exsist without
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Fitzpatrick
fucking Motors.
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Our father would like
to offer you a job.
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It would give us a
chance to work together
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as brother
and sister.
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Get off my property.
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Maggie Murphy.
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Let's run away
together Maggie.
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Start over.
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Fuck my family.
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But first you.
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You didn't leave
me for Elaine.
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You left me
for your family.
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For your son.
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Hey Childs,
it's Fitz.
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Listen about
that job offer.
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We should talk.
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In the pre-owned auto industry,
we tin slingers have a saying:
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When life hands
you a lemon.
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You give that baby a fresh coat
of paint and dump it on
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the nearest sucker.
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Thanks so much
Mr. Fitzpatrick!
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Same rule applies
to people.
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Put on the right
coat of paint.
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Find yourself the
nearest sucker
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I'm Pat Childs.
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And you're good to go.
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Trust Fitzy on this one:
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It's not what's inside,
but what's outside that counts.
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Now remember Richard,
don't be nervous.
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This is going to be
just as awkward
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for your father.
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He's not my father, dipshit.
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Just 'cause he
donated some ball
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paste doesn't make
him my old man.
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But he did offer
you a job,
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and youhave accepted.
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Let's see what's on the
table for Fitzy first.
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Just walking through
that door is a
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step in the right direction.
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Oh Richard, my heart is
beating so quickly.
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You're going to fit
right in!
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Oh, sorry sir.
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Argh! My eye!
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Eventually.
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[♪ ♪]
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♪ Without you
I'd find my smile ♪
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♪ Without you
I'd'a won by a mile ♪
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♪ Without you
Oh life would be so grand ♪
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♪ Without you
I'm half a man ♪
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♪ With out you
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♪ Without youuu
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♪ Without you.
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This is exciting,
I'm getting tingles.
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Brother and sister.
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Father and son--
Mr. Fitzpatrick, Richard.
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No, Rick.
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Let's stick
with Fitz.
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The family united.
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The circle of life.
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Circle. O.
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It's kismet, Ricky.
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Fitz.
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I want you and your sister
to work as a pair.
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I want a fluid exchange.
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Get inside
each other.
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Way ahead of
you pops.
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You see Ricky,
we're taking the
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"car" out of
car bon emission,
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which leaves us
with "bon",
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or French
for "good".
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Now I want you two
to deliver that good
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to our next O-Mobile
focus group.
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Together, great.
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Oh, and here's a l
ittle light reading.
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Welcome aboard, son.
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You start tomorrow,
nine sharp.
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A. M.?
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Our accountant has
given us one week
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to turn our finances
around or the
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consequences
will be dire.
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The Lady?
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What does she know?
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She does not
have a penis
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with which
to think, hmmm.
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Hey! Who do I have
to blow to around
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here to get
another drink?
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It is his fault.
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The Aged One
has not paid us
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one single rupee.
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Wha? I wan' a
bottle, a glass,
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and you two
to fuck off.
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Your tab, first.
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All four thousand,
two hundred and
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thirty dollars and
eighty four cents, now.
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Okay, please.
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What's the point?
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You two cactus
crammers will only
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lose it in
this dump.
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You got no beer
nuts, your menu's
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garbage and look at
these pussy drinks.
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Pink Lady?
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Appletini?
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Gin?
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We are attempting
to increase our
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factor of hipness.
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Fuck hipness.
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You want to make
some real money?
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Get some real
men in here.
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Cousin, the wrinkled
man's breath may be
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foul but his
words are sweet.
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So? Where does one find
these "real men"
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of which you speak?
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Tell you what
I'm gonna do.
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I'll get you two
clowns back into
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black if you tear
up my bar tab,
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and let me
drink for free.
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[♪ ♪]
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So, when we last met
you were having
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conflicted sexual feelings
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about your cousin.
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How's that going?
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Well, I tried your
coping mechanisms--
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Oh good, nice.
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- And we slept together.
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Well good news is
first cousins are
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legally allowed
to marry.
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He's not my cousin.
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Thank god, because that
would be, you know.
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He's my brother.
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Listen, toots.
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You need to
reprogram your
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intimacy response.
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Next time these
feelings come on,
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try to think of
something unpleasant.
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Do you have
any phobias?
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I do have a strong
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aversion to meat and
meat by-products.
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My father and
I are vegans.
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Well we'll tackle your
father another time.
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Actually, don't
tackle your father.
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In fact,
all physical contact
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with relatives is,
you know, out.
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Larry, gimme two
ham on whites.
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Ooh, and some of
that zing sauce.
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This is so exciting;
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Richard's first day
on the job,
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Josh's work placement.
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The entire
Fitzpatrick clan
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is finally finding their
life's purpose.
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Don't forget about
me, lunch lady.
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I get a break from
this stupid ankle
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thingy to look
for a job.
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Then you too shall
be the beneficiary
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of a nutritious lunch.
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Weeee!
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I got all three food
groups represented
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right here,
ass mallet.
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Actually, there are
four food groups and
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not one of them
involve alcohol.
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In fact, drinking is
frowned upon in the
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corporate
establishment.
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That's fucking retarded.
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Nor can you say
words like F-ing,
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S-ing, or anything
in the 'tard family.
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I think I know how
to handle a bunch of
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mooks in slacks.
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No, they play by
their own rulebook.
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This is not
Fitzpatrick Motors.
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Maybe not,
but it will be.
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Welcome.
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So, where's my
corner office?
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Ah! You'll notice
we have no rooms
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here at O-mo;
we're all family.
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Mr. C.,
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still riding
the nectar?
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I sure am, friend.
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Alright.
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I have no idea
who that was.
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So I just sit in a
brown beanbag in
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the middle of the
fucking room?
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No, I do.
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The ball and
mat are yours.
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For what?
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To change the
world, Ricky.
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It's Fitz.
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Shall we?
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And this is
our test room.
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Each month,
we introduce a new
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component of the O-Mo
to a select audience,
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with hopes of growing
a viral campaign.
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This month we're
previewing the
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Ergonomic Posture Cockpit,
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which comes fully
integrated with
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social networking capability.
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For a little
downtown action
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I hear you.
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Your somewhere
you fear.
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A butcher shop,
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surrounded by ribs, and
ground beef, and tripe -
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What the fuck
are you doing?
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Sausages.
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Huge uncircumcised sausages.
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Hold on there, sister.
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That sibling action
was a one shot deal.
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Well okay,
three shots.
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Who am I kidding.
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Let's do it.
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Woah, Woah, Woah;
I think we need to
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lay some
ground rules.
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Cousin is one thing,
but banging my own
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sister-- that hurts
the Fitzy brand.
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Our new manly look
is sure to attract
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clientele of the
burliest nature.
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Finished our new
drink menu.
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Bourbon.
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Exactly.
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What else have
you got?
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Oh, the bounty was
rich, Aged One, come.
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Giant rusty anchors
from the days of yore.
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Eye patch,
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chains,
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leather bullfighter vests.
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And this saber,
sheathed in an
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authentic Mongolian
yak scabbard.
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And let us not
forget our
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piece de resistance,
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our manliest
find yet.
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The Great Grizzly of
the high north.
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The most feared
animal of all.
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How's does this fit
in with the
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nautical theme?
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[♪ ♪]
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Wait!
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And the legend of
the Sea Bear begins.
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Well Lookie lookie
lookie here,
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if it isn't my
fellow O-lympians.
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Good work out there
today, boys.
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And girl-- haven't
forgotten about you.
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Alright,
see ya later.
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What up Lar?
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I dunno.
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So, how's the first
day going
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Mr. Professional?
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This is horseshit.
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00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,055
Where's the fun,
where's the thrill
268
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,709
of slinging tin
to some dope?
269
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:07,841
All I've got are
blue balls,
270
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,407
and a bunch of
shapes on a page.
271
00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,235
Well here are
some more shapes.
272
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,716
And a few words.
273
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:14,891
It's the unabridged version.
274
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,588
Yeah it's full of
work place tidbits -
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like the history
of the O's Waste
276
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,374
Management program,
and the rules you
277
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,636
need to follow so as
not to activate
278
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:22,507
your firing clause.
279
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,726
What firing clause?
280
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:24,858
Well contractually
you need to follow a
281
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,729
set of rules or you
can be expelled with
282
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,688
a full severance package.
283
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,298
Are you saying I get
a sweet payday
284
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,734
if I get my
ass fired?
285
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,519
Which means you would
miss out on your future!
286
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,478
So let's review the
O-Mo rule book,
287
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,045
shall we?
288
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,655
Rule number one;
absolutely no
289
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alcohol on the premises.
290
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,919
Rule number two;
employees are
291
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,312
responsible
for the comfort
292
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:47,054
of their adopted greenery.
293
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,055
Rule number three;
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sexual harassment
will not be
295
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:52,712
tolerated under any circumstances.
296
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,235
Richard?
297
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,193
A word.
298
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,717
You gonna severance
me, pops?
299
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,588
The only firing
going on is the fire
300
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:02,025
you've ignited in
me to get you help.
301
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,766
What're you saying?
302
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,900
Let me make it
perfectly clear.
303
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,729
Does the stone lay
on the earth,
304
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,035
or does the earth
cradle the stone?
305
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,037
There is nothing you
could do to make
306
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,692
me fire you, son.
307
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,781
Nothing.
308
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:39,715
[♪ ♪]
309
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,673
What are you
doing here?
310
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:42,674
And where's Richard,
311
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:43,937
he should have
been here by now?
312
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:44,764
What does it look like
I'm doing, dipshit.
313
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,591
I found a job.
314
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,593
This is just
a test audience.
315
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,204
All you get are cookies.
316
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,293
And how many cookies did
you earn today, Larry?
317
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,425
Oh,
zero maybe.
318
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,426
Uuuh!
319
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:56,645
Oh excuse me,
pardon me.
320
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,212
Welcome to the O-mo
focus testing everyone.
321
00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,996
please find a seat.
322
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,303
Everybody, if you
would just please
323
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,304
take a seat!
324
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:03,783
Front row!
Front row!
325
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,305
Take a seat!
326
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,262
Ok ok ok.
327
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,177
Well, um, ladies
and gentlemen,
328
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,700
it seems like our
esteemed host who
329
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,398
is normally quite
prompt is running
330
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:13,053
a little behind,
so let's get this
331
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,097
show on the road.
332
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,403
Woooo!
333
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:20,277
Behind this curtain,
a feast for your eyeballs!
334
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:23,803
Tah dah!
335
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,847
[gasps]
336
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:29,939
Dinnerand
a show.
337
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:33,073
Right? Right?
338
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,989
Is that what
the o is for?
339
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,642
It's one thing to
have carnal
340
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,862
relations with your
first cousin,
341
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,211
but with your
SISTER???
342
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,039
Half-sister.
343
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,388
She's also a Virgo,
344
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,868
my most
bang-able sign.
345
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:46,869
What happened to
346
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,305
"hurting the
Fitzy brand?"
347
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,612
You can't even abide
by your own rules!
348
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,353
Yeah, well rule
number one:
349
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,311
I get enough of the
brown happy sauce in me,
350
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,140
and rules no
longer apply.
351
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,839
She's your SISTER!
352
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,101
Listen, I fucked my
way into this problem,
353
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,624
and I can fuck
my way out.
354
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,278
And because of this,
guess who's about
355
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,802
to get sacked with a
nice golden handshake.
356
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:10,240
Pat Childs is a
good, kind,
357
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,503
and decent man,
who also happens
358
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,723
to be your father.
359
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,594
I hope you can
stomach the pain
360
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,901
in his eyes.
361
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:27,736
[laughs]
362
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:31,305
Who's the man
of the hour!
363
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,611
You!
364
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,875
Did you not see what
happened?
365
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,180
I didn't
have to!
366
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:40,880
But I do know you two
banged this one home!
367
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,403
This is what
it's all about.
368
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,621
Getting to that
next level.
369
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:44,927
Nice and deep.
370
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,581
What the fuck you
talking about?
371
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,061
Exactly,
Richard.
372
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,323
Did we just
open a door,
373
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,933
or did the
door open us?
374
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,718
Eighteen months of
consumer tests and
375
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,546
we've never had such
positive feedback.
376
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,026
Just listen to this!
377
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,594
"Gave me a
massive woody."
378
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:02,249
"I came in
my pants."
379
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,947
"Fast, messy, sick!"
380
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,688
Wasn't that fast.
381
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:07,819
I don't know what
you two did up
382
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:08,951
there, but I've
never seen feedback
383
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,213
like this before.
384
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:14,130
"I could hear the
banjo playing."
385
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,566
Okay, that one's a
bit confusing,
386
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,526
but overall these
are off the hook.
387
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:19,614
Wow.
388
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:20,658
I've been trying to
turn the heads
389
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,051
of the Kobayashi
investment group
390
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,183
for months.
391
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,575
Guess who contacted
the O-Mo after
392
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:25,663
reading these
comments?
393
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,404
If we get these
gentlemen to climb
394
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,580
on the O-Mo train,
we'll have the last
395
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,321
piece of our
financial puzzle.
396
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,541
Oh, Father!
397
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,803
They're flying in
tomorrow, and
398
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:37,066
Richard is going to
get them on board.
399
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,939
Wait, why would
Richard be getting
400
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,244
them on board?
401
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,332
Because,
tiger lily,
402
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,812
he's our ace
in the hole.
403
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,814
All these months we
we've had the vision,
404
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:46,989
we've had the team,
405
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,470
but we were
lacking edge.
406
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,299
With Richard, we
finally have that.
407
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,564
Wait, my chair,
what are you doing?
408
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:59,828
Giving my newest
protégé a throne,
409
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,264
honeysuckle.
410
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,744
You always loved
your bouncy ball,
411
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:07,314
didn't you my little
milk thistle?
412
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,751
Giddyup.
413
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,623
[laughs]
414
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,020
Who else do I have
to fuck around here
415
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,544
to get my research?
416
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,985
Here you go,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
417
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,074
Just like our
father ordered.
418
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,945
Easy there, sister.
419
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,861
Wait am I sensing
a little 'tude?
420
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,298
Nonsense,
brother dearest.
421
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,691
In fact,
I spoke to father
422
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:37,953
and told him that
you were the one
423
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,172
behind our
"focus group."
424
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,216
You told our father
I took you from
425
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,089
behind in the
focus group?
426
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,090
Listen,
'Fitz.'
427
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,091
I'm an Oxford
graduate who
428
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,440
doesn't touch alcohol.
429
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,571
I speak four languages,
430
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,573
and have a double
M.B.A. with honours.
431
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:54,491
You, on the other
hand, are a drunk.
432
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:59,627
You say that like
it's a bad thing.
433
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,585
I have not worked my
entire life to have
434
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,587
my legacy stolen by
a degenerate inbred
435
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:06,460
who takes advantage
of his own sister.
436
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,504
If that isn't the
pot calling the
437
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,506
kettle a hypocrite.
438
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,073
Long as I've got
my research,
439
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,944
Fizzy'll
get er done.
440
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:13,945
Good.
441
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,295
Because you're
on your own.
442
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,340
Bro.
443
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,578
Well played
Wise One.
444
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,406
It looks as if your
plan might work.
445
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,407
What'd I tell you?
446
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:41,669
Not a pussy
in sight.
447
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:49,677
When did this place
turn into
448
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,200
a queer palace?
449
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:58,599
We don't need his
kind here.
450
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,385
What the hell does
she know,
451
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,561
calling me a drunk.
452
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,179
Oh, Hi!
453
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:16,921
What the fuck's
up your ass?
454
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:17,966
Oh what?
455
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:18,967
Nothing.
456
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,142
Just hanging out.
457
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,448
Oh sandwiches, look.
458
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,451
Ooops! Dropped
something.
459
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,627
Are you trying to make
me toss my cookies?
460
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:27,628
What?
461
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,412
No, I'm trying to
sleep my way to
462
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,240
the top, asshole.
463
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,590
I need you to put in
a good word for me
464
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:34,896
with Pat Childs.
465
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,899
I'll make it worth
your while.
466
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,641
Ugh! You're his
sister!
467
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,469
Half-sister,
dick-cheese!
468
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,557
Just like what's-
her-tits!
469
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,472
What's good for the
goose is good for
470
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,343
the other goose.
471
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:50,477
It's the mother-
fucking principal.
472
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,179
You know, Richard
you're not angry
473
00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:00,182
at Paula,
or Meghan, or me.
474
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,576
You are angry at yourself.
475
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:03,707
Yeah,
476
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,535
for letting you in
my fucking house.
477
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,624
Look, the O-mo has
quarterly profit
478
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,496
projections in
the millions.
479
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,106
And you,
Richard Fitzpatrick,
480
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,064
are not giving it
your all.
481
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,284
She knows that place
from the inside out.
482
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,243
What the fuck am I
supposed to do?
483
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,896
You Stop drinking!
484
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,550
Hey! Hey! Hey!
485
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,725
Booze has gotten
me through
486
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:22,857
some pretty
hard times.
487
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:23,858
Booze.
488
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:24,902
Hard times.
489
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,427
Did you even see
the connection?
490
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,691
You have a chance to
make billions,
491
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,562
to do something
really special.
492
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:33,563
Look, you want to
make good on this
493
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,478
presentation, Mr.?
494
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,828
You need to face
the music sober.
495
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:40,091
Even if I do lay
off the sauce
496
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,963
for a few hours,
how am I gonna pull
497
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,878
a fast-one on those
won-ton investors??
498
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,314
Neither one
of us know
499
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,490
a god-damned
thing about the O.
500
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:48,491
No.
501
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:52,408
But we know someone
who does.
502
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:53,801
The O-Mobile.
503
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,803
The O-Mobile is
based on a unique
504
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:58,197
heliocentric design
that enables a full
505
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,069
range of dynamic motion.
506
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:05,334
Can we say poly-
gyrational gimbles?
507
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,335
No.
508
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:09,512
Oh, but yes we can.
509
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,036
Now-- Hey,
pay attention.
510
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,386
I worked hard.
511
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,301
Now if you will
flip to Figure 30
512
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,780
in Appendix C,
we will take a quick
513
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:17,912
look at the O's
514
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,609
patented wheel tread construction.
515
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,916
which of course
mimics the foot pads
516
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,527
of the Amazonian
tree lizard.
517
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:27,835
Oh My God!
Oh his right -
518
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,492
Well played, cousin.
519
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,276
You have honored our
makeover with flags
520
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,626
of the two manliest
nations on earth.
521
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:37,671
Guinea.
522
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,063
Who trade women
like cattle.
523
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,151
And Chad.
524
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,544
Who have wisely kept
the vaginal ones
525
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:43,503
from accessing its
education system.
526
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:44,504
Cousin,
is it just me,
527
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:45,592
or does our bastion
of manliness
528
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,681
seem too cluttered?
529
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,422
Your instincts are
sound, cousin.
530
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,859
We must unite these
stripes of honour
531
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:54,296
into a single flag
that we can
532
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:57,517
call our own.
533
00:20:57,517 --> 00:21:14,925
[♪ ♪]
534
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:15,970
At last, cousin.
535
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,667
The natural order
has returned.
536
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,147
Not a single woman
in sight.
537
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,323
Their feminine
agenda cowers in the
538
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,456
face of our stout-
hearted virility.
539
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,414
This is no longer a
bar, Cousin,
540
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:26,676
it is a cave.
541
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,417
are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
542
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,898
Yes! We will rename
our bar "The Cave."
543
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:34,205
Oh, I will go you
one further.
544
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,643
The Bear Cave!
545
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:37,339
Yes!
546
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,082
It's a full range of
dynamic motion
547
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:44,738
thanks to it's
patented Gy - "
548
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:46,392
It's a full range of
dynamic motion
549
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:49,569
thanks to it's
patented Poly -
550
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:51,353
Richard, the mountain
before you steep.
551
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,312
You can still return
to base camp.
552
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,356
Back off,
pan-flute.
553
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,532
I've got this.
554
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,969
I know that.
555
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:01,363
You're my son.
556
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:05,106
I have complete
faith in you.
557
00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:15,595
Ah. Konnichiwa
please come in.
558
00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:20,730
Konnichiwa, thank you,
please have a seat.
559
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:21,775
Konnichiwa
560
00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:24,386
Whatever the case, Richard.
561
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,170
I'm your ballast.
562
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:29,391
Your bastion of calm.
563
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,001
Please.
564
00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:40,968
Ring-a-ding ding, baby.
565
00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:42,317
Good afternoon.
566
00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:44,275
My name is Richard Fitzpatrick,
567
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,147
and I'm here
to tell you about
568
00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:48,715
O-Mobile
Incorporated .
569
00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,804
[heaving]
570
00:22:57,898 --> 00:23:02,337
What's the matter,
Larry?
571
00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:04,861
You don't like the
horror show?
572
00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:08,430
Shouldn't you be
with your father?
573
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:13,217
Don't you mean
Fitz' father?
574
00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:16,612
I thought you
didn't drink.
575
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:20,442
All these years of
herbal tea this and
576
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,617
hormone-free that.
577
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:22,618
What's the point?
The world is going
578
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:25,882
to hell in a hand
basket anyway.
579
00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:28,058
But your father
will save it.
580
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:38,634
Father's not who
you think he is.
581
00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:40,680
You wanna see
something, Larry?
582
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,159
Uh-uh.
583
00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:58,262
[♪ ♪]
584
00:23:58,262 --> 00:24:01,788
Okay, the 0-mo,
inspired by
585
00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:04,138
paleolithic
engineers,
586
00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:05,705
is based on a unique heliocentric,
587
00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:09,665
single track design,
enjoying a full
588
00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:14,235
range of poly-
gyrational gimbles.
589
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:17,934
The O-mo is impact absorbent,
590
00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:20,546
and of course,
fully-integrated
591
00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:23,810
with social networking capability.
592
00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:29,076
Introducing a
revolutionary new
593
00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:31,557
phase in personal
transit for the
594
00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:33,341
modern urbanist.
595
00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:35,212
The O-mo,
designed for the
596
00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:37,737
world of tomorrow.
597
00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:43,917
Oh My!
598
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:48,487
Elaine?
599
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:53,274
The Sniper!
600
00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:54,928
The fire!
601
00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:57,539
Every bad thing that
has ever happened to
602
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,063
the Fitzpatricks.
603
00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:02,762
All father.
604
00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:08,202
And in conclusion,
the O is infinite.
605
00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:11,074
The O is eternal.
606
00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:14,730
The O is the Future.
607
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:17,080
Thank you.
608
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:21,041
[clapping]
609
00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:28,875
These came
in for you.
610
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,790
Son.
611
00:25:48,721 --> 00:26:00,254
[♪ ♪]
612
00:26:00,254 --> 00:26:01,908
WHO NEEDS WOMEN!
613
00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:04,084
[cheering]
614
00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:05,564
Oh, the Pasty,
Aged One has
615
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,304
delivered his end
of the bargain.
616
00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:10,569
And so, cousin,
shall we.
617
00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:47,997
[♪ ♪]
618
00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:49,390
[coughing]
619
00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:50,434
[car horn]
620
00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,487
"You are a drunk."
621
00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:07,538
"You need to face
the music sober"
622
00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:37,133
[♪ ♪]
623
00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:39,179
"You're my son,
624
00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:42,573
I have complete
faith in you"
625
00:27:42,573 --> 00:28:15,084
[♪ ♪]
626
00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:16,129
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