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Pay attention, fuckers...
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I'm a councilman now!
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Retract that titmouse law;
I've got a bar to open.
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All new legislation
is to be tabled
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on a first-come,
first-served basis.
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Well, how long's
that gonna take?
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Three years, give or take.
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You're the one who
wanted the job,
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I merely got it for you.
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And that's why you're fired.
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- To Larry, Re: Your ass.
- Ass...
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It's fired too.
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Iris, you're a stripper?
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I will never forgive
you for this.
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The League of
Sober Entrepreneurs
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lobbies government to destroy
that degenerate dickhead,
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Richard Fitzpatrick.
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What the fuck?
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The fuck,
Mr. Fitzpatrick,
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is prohibition.
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Coverton is a dry town, Richard.
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The Summerwind
will never open.
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You happy now, Larry?
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You've destroyed my dream
and my life.
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I don't need a
fucking conscience,
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and I never will!
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With the mayor's life
hanging by a thread,
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governance in Coverton falls
to his deputy-mayor...
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Richard Fitzpatrick.
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God help us all.
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Ring a ding ding.
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♪ [Majestic music] ♪
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I, Richard Fitzpatrick...
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...do solemnly swear...
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Once upon a time,
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a handsome prince was
enslaved by three trolls.
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The first troll
was an angry troll.
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He did whatever he could
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to make the handsome
prince miserable.
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The second troll
was a pushy troll.
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She tried to make
the handsome prince
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do whatever she wanted.
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The third troll
was a crazy troll.
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Trying to drag the handsome
prince down with him.
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The trolls worked
the prince day and night.
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But they never
broke his spirit,
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because he was so...
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Fuckin' awesome.
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Don't change the words.
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So help me, God.
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What she said.
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You are now Acting
Mayor of Coverton.
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And we are screwed.
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Congratulations,
Mr. Mayor.
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What are you
going to do now?
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Whatever the fuck I want.
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Finally, the handsome prince
escaped to his kingdom
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and took his rightful
place as king.
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[cheering]
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♪ [lively music]
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And they lived
happily ever after.
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Ring a ding ding, baby.
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[♪]
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Nice work, kid.
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We play this right,
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we can milk this cash
cow for a long time.
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Prohibition could
be the best thing
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that ever happened to us.
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What's all this "us" bullshit?
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What's all this
"bullshit" bullshit?
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You did exactly two things
to help me get here:
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jack and shit.
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You ungrateful little prick.
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You wouldn't be in the
fucking mayor's office
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if it wasn't for me.
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You wouldn't be on
this fucking planet!
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New by-law.
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Ken Fitzpatrick can never get
another car dealer's license...
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No...
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Ken Fitzpatrick can never
have another business license.
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Ever.
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You can't do that!
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Just watch me.
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Emergency powers, old man.
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The people of Coverton have
entrusted me to do a job;
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I intend to
see it through.
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Josh!
This meeting's over.
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What the fuck?
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Let's go, old man.
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Get your fucking hands off me.
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You think some by-law
is going to stop me?
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I'm Ken fucking Fitzpatrick.
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Nobody tells me what to do!
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Watch the carpet.
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Mother fucker!
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[laughing]
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[laughter and chatter]
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♪ [music playing]
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Let's go.
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The mayor's
exiting the building.
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The mayor's walking
down the stairs.
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Oh! Richard!
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I've been trying to get in
to speak to you all day.
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Stand down, citizen.
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You stand down!
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Richard, you'll never be
a wholly realized person
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unless your Summerwind dream
becomes a reality.
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You have the power now...
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We're still going to
make it happen, right?
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Look around, dipshit.
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I've moved on to bigger
and better things.
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What could be
bigger and better
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than the lounge you've
been dreaming of opening
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your whole life?
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How about world domination-
Ever heard of it?
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You should see his evil
headquarters, it's amazing.
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Last week, I was a guy
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who'd never paid a parking
ticket in his life.
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This week, I'm running
a police state.
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I can do whatever
the fuck I want.
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Not if I can help it.
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Josh.
New by-law.
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No Larrys on city property.
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Copy that, sir.
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Richard, please wait...
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- You're asking for it, buddy.
- Asking for what -
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- Really, Josh?
- Yep!
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Really!
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A vodka soda just isn't
the same without the vodka.
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What are you doing?
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You fought for prohibition.
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To get Fitz off council,
cum-crust.
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It wasn't a lifestyle choice.
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I don't understand.
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Why won't Richard
just end prohibition
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and reopen his bar now
that he has the power?
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The real question is:
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"why do you still
give a shit?"
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Because Richard and I
are a team.
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No, we're more than a team,
we're connected.
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I'm the yin to his yang.
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The chocolate to
his peanut butter...
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The ass to his hole.
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I'm going to give Richard
a dose of vitamin D.
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That's right.
The "D" stands for dream.
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Just as soon as I get back
in his good books
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and convince him he needs me.
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You'd have a better
chance convincing him
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that he loves man meat.
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Yeah, but what if...
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What if we work together...
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Forget it.
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I have a new plan.
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And in this one,
there's no Larry's allowed.
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Same as my vagina.
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[snaps finger]
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Tidy up for me, would ya?
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- Vagina?
- Look it up, Larry.
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What do you mean the Fire
Department's out of money?
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Then make people pay
to put out fires.
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Christ, do I have to think
of everything around here?
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Fuck.
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Busy night?
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Nothing I can't handle.
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Good.
Then handle it from home.
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I need you to
paint the nursery.
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We have a nursery?
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Yes.
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And apparently paint fumes
are bad for the baby.
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Along with sushi.
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And wine.
And soft cheese.
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I'll get Josh
right on it.
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I'm happy your
dream's come true,
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but this baby's
going to come out
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and when it comes out and
I need you to be there.
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To catch it.
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When I became a lawyer
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I thought I'd be
taking long lunches
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with Nigerian warlords,
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parasailing off the Alps,
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and taking my bonuses
in blood diamonds...
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Fitz, we can't solve
all our problems with sex.
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Oh! Maybe just
one more time.
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Oh yeah...
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[phone rings]
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Don't answer...
Ohh!
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No, don't...
answer it...
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Who is this?
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What do you want?
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This better not be bullshit.
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Fuck.
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You're leaving?
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Not right now.
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I made a promise to keep
my constituents happy.
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Oh!
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Oh yeah!
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Oh, Mr. Mayor...
Oh!
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[heavy breathing]
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Allah does not
welcome cowards.
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We are desperate men.
And you go first.
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Come on.
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Greetings white she-devil.
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And how are you today?
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What are you two
inbreds doing here?
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You seem to be somewhat
intelligent for a woman.
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As such, we require your
immediate cooperation.
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What we are trying to ask is,
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would you mind taking
a look at our books?
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We are spending more
than we are making.
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But we are not spending.
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It does not make sense.
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[humming]
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[chuckles]
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Someone is siphoning
funds from your accounts.
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Aladdin's carpet!
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Who would do such a thing?
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Even money their last
name is Fitzpatrick.
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You really should have
changed the bank accounts
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when you bought the business.
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[laughs]
Amateurs.
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[cackles]
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Of all their treacheries, this
is their most treacherous.
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[knocking]
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What's the password?
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Uh...
"cauterized hemorrhoid?"
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- Hi.
- What the fuck do you want?
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Does this come in scotch?
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Never took you for a drunk.
Two hundred a bottle.
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It's not for me.
It's a gift for Richard.
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Aww...
Trouble in paradise?
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We've drifted apart recently.
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But knowing Richard's love
of all things distilled,
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I thought this might get me
a sit-down with him.
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Trust me, it's going to take a
lot more than a bottle of hooch
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to impress that fetus
fajita I call a son.
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Police!
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This better not be
a bullshit call.
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What the fuck?
It's not my birthday.
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Your jerk-off son's
new uniform policy.
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Hands up.
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Perimeter is secure.
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Why don't I get a gun?
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Because you're not a cop.
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A little birdy told me about
your bootlegging operation.
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You stooley snitch.
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Why don't I get shorts?
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Hey, Josh. Focus!
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Looking good, bud.
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You touchy feely man bitch.
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I know this seems
like a betrayal, sir.
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But, it's for
the greater good.
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Richard needs me,
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but he needs to know
that he needs me.
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Hey, do me a favor, toots.
Arrest my old man.
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Let's see your hands, please.
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I will get you for that.
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I never thought I'd
say this, but nice job, Larry.
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Maybe you aren't totally
fucking useless after all.
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Richard that is the nicest
thing you've ever said to me.
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And since you're
in a charitable mood,
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I would like to request
a sit-down with you.
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Whatever,
just get the booze.
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[loud chatter]
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Wow.
This is amazing.
265
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,327
Scotch, and a Shirley Temple
for the lady.
266
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,807
The Summerwind dream
is alive and well.
267
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,200
You should be
proud, buddy.
268
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,549
No thanks to you.
269
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,072
You want to help
out around here?
270
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,857
There are going to be rules.
One: Keep your mouth shut.
271
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,380
Two: Do what I say.
272
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,121
Three: Keep your mouth shut.
273
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,600
Got it, boss.
274
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,080
And no lectures, capiche?
275
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,603
I worked my ass off
to get here.
276
00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,779
Well, actually it was a group-
277
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,302
You sure did.
278
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,738
Which is why I deserve
to have a little fun.
279
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,044
So buckle up.
280
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:07,003
Yeah, buckle up, Larry.
281
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,700
By order of
the Acting Mayor,
282
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,702
the carpet must
match the drapes.
283
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,530
The penalty is a two
hundred dollar fine,
284
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,489
30 days in jail
and a burrito.
285
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,099
'Cause I'm wicked hungry.
286
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,927
I know what you're doing.
287
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,450
Using trumped-up laws
as an excuse
288
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,887
to round
up your enemies.
289
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,063
Hitler did it.
Stalin did it.
290
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,804
I'd do it if I had the chance.
291
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:30,026
Well, that...
was most amusing.
292
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,246
Living the dream, Larry.
293
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,161
Copy that,
Fitz is livin' the dream.
294
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,296
Congrats General,
you're now the proud owner
295
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,168
of Coverton's first
nuclear waste facility.
296
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,647
Good times.
297
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:44,258
Nuclear waste?
298
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,956
Richard, how is
nuclear waste fun?
299
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,611
Uh, 'cause it glows
in the dark, dude.
300
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,483
[mouthing explosive noise]
301
00:13:52,483 --> 00:14:10,980
[♪]
302
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,939
I'll make sure Richard
gets this right away.
303
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:32,828
Hey Richard, here's the
business license money
304
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,483
for those hair salon
slash brothels.
305
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,528
Put it with the others.
306
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,922
What's wrong, buddy?
307
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,445
Talk to the Lar-bear.
308
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,535
For starters, you're breaking
rules one and three.
309
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,711
Rules be darned, Richard.
I'm your conscience.
310
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:49,192
We share everything.
Memories. Emotions.
311
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,934
French fries...
312
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,980
All this should
be making you happy,
313
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,156
but you seem miserable.
314
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,722
Fuck you.
315
00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:01,248
I'm happy.
I'm fucking delirious.
316
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,380
You're good at many things
Richard Fitzpatrick.
317
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,642
Clearly.
318
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,383
But pretending to be
something you're not?
319
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,819
That's not one of them.
320
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:15,175
Maybe all of this
isn't your dream.
321
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:20,354
This isn't my dream?
322
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,660
Then what the fuck is?
323
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,835
Well...
324
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:26,621
I don't quite know that yet,
325
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:29,232
but I do know that the
anxiety you're experiencing
326
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:33,671
is coming from a
very deep place.
327
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,412
Josh,
remember that by-law
328
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,501
about no Larrys
on city property?
329
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,112
Yeah, get out here.
330
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,592
You can't lock away
the truth, Richard.
331
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:42,680
Wanna bet?
332
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,509
Bye, Larry!
333
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:49,426
Bye, Larry!
Bye, Larry!
334
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:52,125
I will hunt you down
wherever you hide, asshole.
335
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:56,042
Don't worry, boss,
we'll get him.
336
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:22,546
[♪]
337
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,922
Nice to see you too, darling.
338
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:54,013
No, I don't have anything
better to do than to get up,
339
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,536
cram my swollen feet
into some shoes
340
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:56,711
and come and get you.
341
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,756
Fucking Larry...
342
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,455
I'll show him
who's fucking happy.
343
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,413
It's not like I've slept
in the last three months.
344
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,675
I'm the king of fucking fun.
345
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:05,894
Or gone thirty minutes
without peeing.
346
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,374
This is the dream, man.
347
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:10,420
Then ou had to call me
twelve times.
348
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,074
Everybody wants this.
349
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,076
I've got nothing
to be anxious about.
350
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,773
Where's the support for Fitzy?
351
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,427
Oh, wah, wah, wah.
352
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:18,385
Ah!
353
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,697
RADIO: All units,
we've got an APB,
354
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,003
straight from
the mayor's office.
355
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,613
Suspect is tall, annoying,
356
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,789
answers to the name
of fuckwad.
357
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,140
[buzzing of lights]
358
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,362
[footsteps]
359
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,799
RICHARD:
Fitzpatrick Motors.
360
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:46,761
I'm still only in
Fitzpatrick Motors.
361
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:52,114
I'm on the run,
362
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,770
but every time I wake up...
363
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,598
I wake up here...
364
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:05,084
Rations are scarce.
365
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,869
I'm on the verge of capture...
366
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,745
My bond with Richard... broken.
367
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,271
Putrefied.
368
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,751
But I couldn't give up on him.
369
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:24,538
I knew I had to help him find
what was at the heart--
370
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,148
Of his darkness.
371
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,119
That's it!
372
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,381
Interloper!
373
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,730
Uh...
374
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,253
I can explain...
375
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,864
Thieves overrun our dealership
like locusts, cousin.
376
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,432
First the she-devil, now him?
377
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:52,435
Explain why you are
stealing our lunches.
378
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,176
I think that was Josh.
379
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,612
Then you must be the one
380
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,136
pilfering our
toilet supplies.
381
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,920
I think that was Josh too.
382
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,617
Then maybe it is
Josh's fault also
383
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,619
that we have not turned
one cent of profit
384
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,012
in over six months?
385
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,187
Cousin, you heard
the red-haired witch.
386
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,536
Only a Fitzpatrick
387
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,929
could have taken that
money from our accounts.
388
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,322
That's right.
It could never be Josh.
389
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,367
Why would it be Josh?
Let's start praying to Josh!
390
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,803
You must learn to overlook
small imperfections
391
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:13,848
for the sake of friendship.
392
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,284
Because of Josh,
393
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,546
I know Fitzpatrick will
pay ten thousand dollars
394
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,940
to whoever delivers
him the gangly one.
395
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,942
That would help pay
many of our overdue bills.
396
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,726
And he is ours for the taking.
397
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,994
I suppose this
is Josh's fault, too.
398
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,127
You said it, not I.
399
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,178
[snorting]
400
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,398
Larry's vanished.
401
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,095
Did you check the dealership?
402
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,185
Oh yeah...
the dealership.
403
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,752
You fucking idiot.
Find him and shut him up.
404
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:51,320
All I can hear is him
rambling all the time.
405
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,582
I can't hear anything.
406
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,105
It's like
he's in my head.
407
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,977
And I'm seeing babies.
Babies!
408
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:59,198
Whoa, hey!
Stay with me, Fitzy.
409
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,765
Take this,
it'll fix you right up.
410
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,158
Ahh!
411
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,248
You feeling okay, buddy?
412
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,642
Yeah,
everything's Fitzy.
413
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,513
Just find him.
Find him!
414
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,472
All right!
On it.
415
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:13,777
Jeez!
416
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:19,435
[phone rings]
417
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,265
Y'ello. Agent McTaggart?
418
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,006
Sir, yes sir.
419
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,790
Lethal use of force
has been authorized.
420
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,140
Terminate your target and
return to base for debriefing.
421
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,491
Okay...
okay, great...
422
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,493
Who exactly is
my target again?
423
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:34,885
You've forgotten your target?
424
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,409
No, no!
[chuckles]
425
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,193
I just want to be sure
426
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:41,196
that you're who
you say you are.
427
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,372
Agent McTaggart,
the time is now.
428
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:46,506
Ruptal Jhalalawan
and Ruptal Jhalalatu.
429
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,812
Terminate with
extreme prejudice.
430
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,129
Oh, buddy...
431
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:06,003
[music and chatter throughout]
432
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,102
Yaa!
433
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,196
[baby crying]
434
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:35,206
[laughter]
435
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:38,166
Hey, does this
look normal to you?
436
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,081
[baby crying]
437
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:43,519
[cheering]
438
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:47,044
[breathing heavily]
439
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,530
[beeping]
440
00:21:55,792 --> 00:22:16,857
[phone ringing]
441
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,384
Come on.
Come on, come on.
442
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,994
Pick up.
Pick up.
443
00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:25,953
- I know what you want!
- Ahh!
444
00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:27,824
Fucking Josh.
445
00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:30,000
How long have you
been hiding there?
446
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,916
Long enough to know
that this bar, this job,
447
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:35,266
this life you've finally
built for yourself -
448
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,965
It's not your dream,
it's your nightmare.
449
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,228
You don't know anything.
450
00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:42,056
Have you been having
hallucinations too?
451
00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:46,321
How the fuck did
you know about that?
452
00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:51,413
Because of our
connection, Richard.
453
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,068
And a very,
very lucky guess.
454
00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:56,897
Bullshit.
What else do you got?
455
00:22:56,897 --> 00:23:00,466
Is it a coincidence that
this newspaper clipping
456
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:03,164
was hanging on the garage
wall for 32 years?
457
00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,950
I think not, Richard.
458
00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:08,082
I think not.
459
00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:14,436
The happiest
you've ever been
460
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,395
is standing by
your father's side
461
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,179
the day he opened
the dealership.
462
00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:23,532
You need to rebuild
that bond, Richard...
463
00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:25,404
...if you're ever going
to find true happiness,
464
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,407
if you're be a loving
father to your own son.
465
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,112
That photo doesn't mean shit.
466
00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:40,201
Yes, it does -
yes it does!
467
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:41,594
And deep down
I know you want me
468
00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:44,466
to help you figure
out what kind of shit.
469
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,163
Yeah, because there's
nothing I love more
470
00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:48,035
than spending time with you.
471
00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:49,428
Please, Richard...
472
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,213
The Shirley Temple
on your menu.
473
00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:55,172
Hiring Iris to...
pleasure my plumbing.
474
00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:57,218
- You know you care about me.
- Shut your yap!
475
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:58,524
I will not!
476
00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,090
And now you're getting
a time-out, mister.
477
00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:04,225
I present you with a
summons for your arrest.
478
00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:06,401
[laughs]
479
00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:10,361
For what?
I own the cops.
480
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,624
Well, a little birdie
told the police
481
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:13,364
about your abuse of office.
482
00:24:13,364 --> 00:24:14,670
And the bribes.
483
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:18,587
And the 23 years of
unpaid parking tickets.
484
00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:21,024
My old man was right
about one thing -
485
00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:23,462
You are a fucking turncoat!
486
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,986
A turncoat who is saving
you from your nightmare
487
00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:27,988
and finally giving
you what you've wanted.
488
00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,511
A way to be happy, Richard!
489
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,600
Get your fucking hands of me!
I'm the mayor!
490
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,733
Not anymore.
491
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,125
I'll get you.
492
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:40,435
[loud slam]
493
00:24:43,307 --> 00:24:44,744
If you think prison is going
to break Richard Fitzpatrick,
494
00:24:44,744 --> 00:24:46,528
you're dead wrong.
495
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,835
This won't break me!
Nothing can break me!
496
00:24:48,835 --> 00:24:50,140
Is that a fact?
497
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:54,144
Welcome to my world, fucker.
498
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,408
Fuck.
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