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Operation Elect Fitz
is 24 hours old
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and I'm not even
on the ballot.
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You need to tell Larry that
I'm your campaign manager!
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I think we can all agree that
I am most qualified for the job.
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You're not in the computer.
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According to this,
you don't even exist.
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I merely suggested to some
people I know at City Hall
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that if Fitz was somehow
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accidentally deleted
from the system,
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maybe they'd get
a little raise.
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You stole that Wurlitzer
from my shop!
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I want it back!
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If you guys had
any real claim
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to some jukebox you
think I have,
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you'd have called
the cops by now.
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Who needs the cops?
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I got the gay mafia.
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What the fuck are you
doing here anyway?
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I need my birth certificate -
And not the fake one!
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I want out of Miami
with my Wurlitzer!
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Brotherfuckers!
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Richard Fitzpatrick
makes good on a promise -
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any promise -
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I have to come down here
and see it for myself.
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Blah blah, unrequited,
blah blah, sign!
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Well, congratulations.
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No thanks to you.
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Prove it.
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Maybe later.
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Right now I've got
an election to win.
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[Eastern music blaring]
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What is the present
if you ignore the past?
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I'll tell you what it is.
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A fuck of a lot more fun.
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Remember that famous story
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of the guy who had a
blast following tradition
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and doing what he was told
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every day of his
kick-ass life?
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The repairs are complete.
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Your humble chariot awaits.
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If you'd please...
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Of course you don't.
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Because that guy
doesn't exist.
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Tradition's for jerk offs.
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Brown nosers who
let dead people
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tell them how to
run their shit.
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Salam aleikum!
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Your sayara is ready.
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[whistles]
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[laughing]
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It's good, right?
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Atta boy.
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Three more to go.
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Is that?
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The local Imam?
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You bet your ass it is.
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And I just sold him this SUV.
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What? Gotta celebrate
with a new customers.
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It's tradition.
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[laughs]
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[♪]
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We need more signs.
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We can't afford more signs.
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[blows raspberry]
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Signage is so two
thousand and ten.
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[whistles]
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The future?
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It's in t-shirts.
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Huh?
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It's like a sign...
you can wear.
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Want one?
I got a thousand.
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Tell me you paid
for them yourself.
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No,
Fitzy covered it.
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Could have.
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Things got kind of hazy
after that second eight ball.
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It was a victory party.
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You haven't won anything yet!
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And you can't if your
campaign chest is empty.
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Hey, one man calls the shots
around here.
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And his name rhymes with tits.
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Fitz!
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You're my campaign manager.
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Manage to get me some bread.
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Fear not.
As co-manager-
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Ha!
Co-manager?
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More like assistant tampon.
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Mean.
And I have a solution.
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With my research -
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that Dot didn't do -
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I found out that over half
of the city councillors
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are members of Glenn
Downs Country Club.
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They control local politics.
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If we get them on
side we'll win.
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I hate to rain on
Larry's pride parade
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but the Glen Downs?
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You?
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You think I can't
hobnob old money?
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How should I put this?
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You're cotton blend,
they're vicuña.
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Screw you.
And whatever vicuña is.
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I agree.
With less strong language.
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And vicuña is
rare, luxury wool.
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Huh.
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I'll have them eating out
of my palm by sundown.
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Bullshit.
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You don't have a virgin corn hole's chance
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in a fag bar.
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It's on his tab.
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Fuck that and fuck you.
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I could charm the shit out
of those country club pricks.
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Prick charmer, huh?
Go ahead.
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Tickle their balls
with your chin.
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Gotta make some sacrifices
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if you're getting
into politics, right?
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You hear that, old man?
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It's the end.
And it's coming.
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Nothing left
for you to do
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but try to find
your glory days
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in the bottom of a bottle.
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You think you're the
only one with plans, kid?
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Only thing you ever had
was your dealership.
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And now you got shit.
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I'm gonna get it back.
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How you gonna do that?
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'Nother round
for the has been.
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Making big plans
is thirsty work.
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I'll say hi to the
country club for you.
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You do that.
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You tell 'em Ken Fitzpatrick
sends his fondest regards.
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If you insist on doing this,
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you're going to need some of
my beauty queen etiquette
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to spit and polish
your rough edges.
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Sounds like a blowjob.
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Thank you for
proving my point.
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The country club's bylaws
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clearly state a
strict dress code.
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And I don't think
we should have
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jumped the fence to get in.
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Quit being such
a little bitch, Larry.
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Yeah, Larry.
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We must respect
their traditions
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in order to earn
their acceptance.
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They're not Indians,
ass-magnet.
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I gotta take a leak.
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No, no!
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[grunting]
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[relieved groan]
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Hey, Freedom 55.
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In case you hadn't noticed,
this bush is occupied.
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In case you hadn't noticed,
you're urinating on my ball.
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Play through.
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Wandering around like
this is a common park.
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Why the city won't let us
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electrify the
fence is beyond me.
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Cripes, Fitz.
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Just introduce yourself,
pretend you met somewhere.
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You seriously coaching
me on a sales job, Red?
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All right, let's skip
the ass sniffing
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and cut to the chase, okay?
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I'm the guy who's going to
let you electrify this fence
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to stop
scumbags like me
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from pissing all
over your back nine.
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Coverton's next councilman,
Richard Fitzpatrick.
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Fitzpatrick?
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So you're the young turk
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who's shaking up the
municipal election.
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So, you've heard of me.
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In passing.
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I can't endorse anyone
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who isn't a member
of the club.
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He'd be happy to join.
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Honour to meet you, sir.
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Larry.
More important than her.
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Membership is closed.
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But I like the cut
of your jib, Fitzpatrick.
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I might be able to get
the club to open its books.
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It won't be easy.
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To become part of Glen Downs
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is to become part of history.
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Richard will do anything.
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Well, Richard...
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Let's discuss it
over a round of golf.
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Sure...
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Isn't there a rule
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that no unmarried women
are allowed on the course?
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Uh huh...
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That's sexist.
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Cousin, how many times
must I remind you
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to shut the door?
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Were you born in a barn?
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Like you, I was
born in a tent.
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And this door has
been forced open.
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[clatter]
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Thievery!
Cousin, phone the police.
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This is my shit!
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You sold it to us.
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I sold you this joint,
not my lucky stapler.
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The fuck have you
done to the place?
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Looks like the goddamned
Temple of Doom in there.
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Your office is now
our prayer room
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slash supply closet.
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You sick fucks.
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No, you are the
fuck of sickness!
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Qur'an this, assholes.
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Okay...
that is a phone book.
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Good luck calling people.
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Please leave or we will
have you removed.
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You and whose army?
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[grunting]
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This ain't over,
camel dusters!
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I'm gonna tear your
shit show apart!
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It's like a tablecloth
date-raped a kilt.
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It's not so bad.
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So what's your pleasure?
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Best ball? Skins?
Stroke play?
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My kinda club.
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Those are golf terms,
not coitus.
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You do play?
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Yeah. Sure.
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I've been hitting the
skins since I was a kid.
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Fine. How 'bout
a small wager?
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Say ten a hole?
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Never say no to easy money.
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Good.
Ten thousand it is.
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No no no no!
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Man up, Larry.
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I got it... Richard...
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Okay, I got this.
Richard!
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Hey, wait up!
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Wait! Richard!
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I got this!
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Yeah, you try and beat
my high score, asshole!
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Watch me!
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I had it all, kid.
Money. Women. Power.
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I was a king.
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Yeah, and you traded it all
for a shiny F.
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Been there, man.
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Don't touch me, Hippy.
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I got no time for
your kumbaya bullshit.
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Sorry, Mr. F.
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Hey is that a
coincidence or what?
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Ken Fitzpatrick, idiot.
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Whoa.
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Triple coincidence.
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My life's been in the shitter
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since I sold out
to those chinks.
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No shit, dude.
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You had a rat tail.
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Fuck off and help.
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I got to sell a lotta
fucking cars
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before I kick the bucket.
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I gotta get those
fucks off my lot.
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Yeah.
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Go dig up some terrorist shit.
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Or plant some.
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Oh...
Yeah.
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Watch and learn.
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[whistling through air]
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Fuck!
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[clatter]
Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Richard!
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While I support
you exercising,
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I feel it prudent
to point out
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that we currently owe
sixty thousand dollars.
269
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:54,539
We need a way out.
Break my arm.
270
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:55,889
I don't owe anything
unless I finish the game.
271
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,673
Richard, I could never-Do it!
272
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,109
I'd break both your
legs for a nickel.
273
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,720
Come on!
Do it! Do it!
274
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,851
[loud cry]
275
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,681
Really?
276
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,988
Had enough?
277
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,380
Just getting started.
278
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,252
I'm only going
to end this farce
279
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:14,995
because you're ruining
a perfectly good bunker.
280
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:17,214
You never had a chance.
281
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,781
Fitzpatricks have been banned
282
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:23,525
since your father sold me a
lemon of a Cadillac in '92.
283
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,874
You and your kind -
284
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,398
keep climbing.
285
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,705
You weasely fuck.
286
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,620
What about the
campaign endorsement?
287
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,491
If I were you, I'd worry more
288
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,972
about the sixty
thousand you owe me.
289
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,977
Well, that's not fair.
290
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:43,893
Fuck them.
291
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,677
And fuck my old man for
fucking them first.
292
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:46,940
Rich poncy pricks.
293
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,811
You are rich
in Richard
294
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,378
and that's all
that matters.
295
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:53,773
Jesus, ass-buffet,
give it a rest, will ya.
296
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,992
What mattered was getting
their support, remember?
297
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,211
You should.
298
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,603
It was your idea
in the first place.
299
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,562
Didn't know it
was ladies night.
300
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,085
You knew I didn't
stand a chance
301
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,608
and you let me walk right
into that snake pit.
302
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,175
Fucking Van Bulow.
303
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,047
There was nothing wrong
with that Cadillac.
304
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,179
Serves you right for
trying to suck up.
305
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,659
You can still win
them over, Richard.
306
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,531
Screw you for making me listen
to your stupid ideas,
307
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:16,186
and screw you for making me pick
up the tab for your mistakes.
308
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,709
What are you doing?
309
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,494
What I should have done
in the first place.
310
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,148
I'm doing it my way.
311
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,640
[chanting Fitz]
312
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,033
Fitz!
313
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:40,863
[chanting Fitz]
314
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,952
Fitz!
315
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,867
[chanting Fitz]
316
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,738
FITZ!
317
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:49,872
What the hell happened?
318
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,352
Wait.
319
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,441
Let's make this easier -
what didn't happen?
320
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:57,227
Uh, it was gin.
321
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:58,707
Lots of gin.
322
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:02,580
And then everything
goes kind of foggy.
323
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,365
You seen my car keys?
324
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,322
Uh, no...
325
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,022
Ring-a-ding-ding, Fitzy.
326
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,371
Richard!
327
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,720
For the love of
all that is holy.
328
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,113
What have you done?
329
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,331
[crying]
330
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,811
That sure helped, Larry.
331
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,204
Figures he's too
much of a pussy
332
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,727
to keep tabs on
you like I asked.
333
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:19,902
Sounds like he got
an ass-full too.
334
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,425
Where is he?
335
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,949
Don't know.
Don't care.
336
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,081
Where do you think
you're going?
337
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,128
The clubhouse.
Hair of the dog.
338
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,130
More alcohol.
That's exactly what you need.
339
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,392
I just want to make sure
340
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,915
I gave those rich pricks
a piece of my mind.
341
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,351
So Reginald
Van Bulow will torpedo
342
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,266
your chances in politics?
343
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,790
You need to apologize
for whatever you did.
344
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,488
We are in damage control mode.
345
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,706
Listen, Legs.
346
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,143
I'm at my limit
for bad advice.
347
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,058
One man steers the S.S. Fitz
and that's me.
348
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:09,821
[singing to himself]
349
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,915
What are you doing, infidel?
350
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,221
Stealing fine-liner pens?
351
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,267
It is worse than
camel smuggling!
352
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,703
No!
See...
353
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:24,010
I heard...
A noise.
354
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,838
I came in to investigate
and found this:
355
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,928
C4, blasting caps, timers...
356
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,451
You ought to be
careful with that.
357
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,627
Someone wishes to tar us with
the brush of terrorism.
358
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:33,933
[sniffs]
Home.
359
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,413
Someone who is totally not me.
360
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,939
Josh, help us find out
who is trying to frame us
361
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,593
and you will reap
a great reward.
362
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,946
Like a sammich?
363
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,774
All the sandwiches
you can imagine.
364
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,865
I can imagine two sandwiches
and a bag of chips.
365
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,432
Deal!
366
00:15:58,305 --> 00:15:59,784
Yes!
367
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,663
[groaning]
368
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,234
Excuse me...
369
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:20,980
[snoring]
370
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,938
How did you not get arrested?
371
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,896
Not one hundred
percent on that.
372
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,161
There you are!
373
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,728
The old prick himself.
374
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,948
Mr. Van Bulow,
before you vilify Richard,
375
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,471
I should remind you
376
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038
that he was drinking
at your establishment
377
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,127
so whatever he did
378
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,564
is as much your
responsibility as it is his.
379
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,436
I would think twice before
you go to the press.
380
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,351
Defamation is a
two-way street.
381
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,527
Whoa.
Easy, Ginger.
382
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:47,963
You're right, Ace.
383
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,225
She is a pistol.
384
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,186
Ace?
385
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:56,015
There's no need to blow
this out of proportion.
386
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,104
Sometimes people just
say and do things
387
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,279
they don't mean.
388
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,716
Well then those people
389
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,849
should take a page
from the book of Fitz.
390
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:09,506
He's a man of his word.
391
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:13,162
We do have some unfinished
business between us.
392
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,035
Bring it on.
393
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,776
That's what we
like about you Ace -
394
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,909
your enthusiasm.
395
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,868
It'll be good to get some
fresh blood into this place.
396
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,828
I'll see you at the initiation.
397
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,091
Not if I see you first.
398
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,485
You'll never see me coming.
399
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:41,930
Fuck me if I'm wrong,
400
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,584
but did he seem
happy to see me?
401
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,238
He's screwing with you Fitz.
402
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,761
Or whatever I got
up to last night
403
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,023
got me the old
money vote.
404
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,199
See?
Stick with me, Kid.
405
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,332
Yeah, I'm sure that's it.
406
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,986
You're just oh so charming
he overlooked all of this.
407
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,553
If you're going to be
annoying like Larry,
408
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,642
at least keep track
of my shit the way he does.
409
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:01,471
Where the fuck
are my car keys?
410
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,560
Oh, that's right!
411
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,474
The coat check girl...
412
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,476
Oh, of course.
413
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,478
You remember the hot chick.
414
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:11,916
Well, everyone's got
their priorities.
415
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,049
And some are
bigger than others.
416
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,097
That's blood.
417
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:23,493
Grotty one, have you
learned anything?
418
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:24,886
I'm working on it...
419
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,585
Are those my sandwiches?
420
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,333
Ken hired someone to
plant that C4 on you.
421
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,987
And this interloper is...?
422
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:42,251
Very, very conflicted.
423
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,861
He has a past with Ken,
424
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:46,386
but you're starting
to grow on him.
425
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:48,127
We must find this
treasonous hyena
426
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,345
and castrate him.
427
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,304
No, you don't.
428
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,609
He's just a pawn.
429
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,045
Josh is right.
430
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,309
What matters is why does
the Elder Fitzpatrick
431
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,485
engage in such subterfuge.
432
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:04,143
Apparently, he wants
the dealership back.
433
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,927
Selling cars is all he knows.
434
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,755
Even if he got it back,
he cannot sell cars.
435
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,932
Our agreement includes a
non competition clause.
436
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,977
Fitzpatrick cannot
own a dealership.
437
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,588
Any dealership.
438
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,156
Unless he opened it in someone
else's name and then...
439
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,812
He has found a loophole.
440
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:22,987
Cousin.
441
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,859
He must be stopped.
442
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,254
This isn't right.
443
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:35,913
That's way better.
444
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,484
Richard, if you have coitus
445
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:42,746
with the virginal
coat check girl,
446
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,183
they will kill you.
447
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,971
Tell me you didn't
sleep with her.
448
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,982
It doesn't make any sense.
449
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,897
Why does the coat check girl
have to be a virgin?
450
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:03,898
These rich fucks will
collect anything:
451
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,595
cars, art, hymens.
452
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,641
If they wanted to kill you, why
didn't they kill you last night?
453
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:08,990
Or an hour ago?
454
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,209
Good question.
You stay here and ask.
455
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,645
Let me know how it pans out.
456
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,560
That's far enough,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
457
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,693
There you are.
Get him.
458
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,608
- It's time.
- Time for what?
459
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,610
Ace, you are a card.
460
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:23,004
[laughter]
461
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,223
What the fuck!
462
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:29,053
I can't do this anymore.
I'm out.
463
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:32,622
What the fuck is this shit?
464
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,320
I broke the first
rule of the spy game.
465
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,712
I got too close to my target.
466
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,018
I crossed the line
with pastrami.
467
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,889
I don't know whose side
I'm on anymore, man.
468
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,631
You will stick it out
until the end, shit smear,
469
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,807
or I swear to God
I will destroy you.
470
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,983
See?
It never ends.
471
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,420
You spy on them,
they spy on you.
472
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,812
You plant evidence on them
473
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:49,770
and they suspect you're
opening a dealership
474
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,206
in someone else's name.
475
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,860
They think what?
476
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,036
They think you've
found some loophole
477
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,038
in your sales contract.
478
00:20:57,038 --> 00:21:00,084
You can't open your own place,
but someone else -
479
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:03,305
like a relative or
some shit - can.
480
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,830
You fucking genius.
481
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,267
You're fired.
482
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:18,015
The sacred talisman of Anzu.
483
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:23,673
Passed down through our
people for centuries.
484
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:27,851
Anzu is our past
and our future.
485
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:31,638
Anzu grants us
youth and vitality.
486
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:37,557
Wealth, power and 3 under par.
487
00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,950
But she requires a tribute
488
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:43,824
that can only be
paid in blood.
489
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:46,522
You don't need to
murder us both, do you?
490
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,350
That would be overkill.
491
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,960
Look Reg, if you're
going to snuff me,
492
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,962
at least tell me what the
fuck happened last night.
493
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:54,269
You don't remember
tearing our club apart?
494
00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:56,184
Telling us all to eff off?
495
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,969
Saying our traditions
were nonsense?
496
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:02,495
That deep down we
all wanted to be you?
497
00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,366
Oh good.
I did tell you.
498
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:08,370
And then you deflowered
the coat check girl.
499
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:11,591
She was to be tonight's
virgin sacrifice.
500
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:12,983
I know you fuck up a lot
501
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:14,594
but this has got to
be a personal best.
502
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,160
This is your
shitpile, Lady.
503
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,554
"You have to apologize,
Fitz."
504
00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:20,251
Me?
Coming here was Larry's idea.
505
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:21,296
"It'll be wonderful, Richard.
506
00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:22,776
"Tradition and...
507
00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:24,125
I'm a loser."
508
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,822
I do not sound like that...
Do I?
509
00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:27,476
Richard! You're ok!
510
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,350
You're going to
kill Larry?
511
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,003
A virgin's a virgin.
512
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:41,403
Sacrifice him and all your
dreams will come true.
513
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:46,930
Wealth. Power. Privilege.
514
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:51,892
Our political endorsement.
515
00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:54,590
Cast off the sins of
your degenerate father
516
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:57,506
and join us...
517
00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:59,073
Sounds like a fair deal.
518
00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:00,683
Richard,
I want you to know
519
00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,293
that I won't hold
it against you.
520
00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:03,599
That's fair.
521
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:04,687
Seeing as how this
is all your fucking fault.
522
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:05,949
It is my fault.
523
00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:07,647
I've learned my lesson.
524
00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,213
And I accept my punishment
525
00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:10,998
for all the horrible
things I've done:
526
00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:13,392
like killing that
poor titmouse-
527
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,436
Shut up about that
fucking bird?
528
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,133
You killed a bird?
529
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:18,875
Uh huh, forcing you to
compromise your values
530
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,225
for political and
financial gain.
531
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:22,488
A compromise that will give
you everything you want.
532
00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:23,967
Excuse me!
533
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:25,795
This is a private
conversation!
534
00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:28,624
I have to say, this
is very tempting.
535
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:31,279
You been fucking up my
life for a long time, Larry.
536
00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:32,802
Then do it.
537
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:35,196
My karmic debt must be paid.
538
00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:37,372
If anyone is going to
sacrifice me to a pagan god,
539
00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:40,506
I'm glad it's you.
540
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,769
I hope you learn
something from this.
541
00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:52,518
[droning chant]
542
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:55,608
No no no!
Not his heart!
543
00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:57,653
When it's
a male sacrifice,
544
00:23:57,653 --> 00:24:01,701
we cut off his johnson
and feast upon it.
545
00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:04,312
That is the secret
of our virility.
546
00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:08,925
Yeah, I'm out.
547
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:12,059
You all eat penis?
548
00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:13,626
Fucking help me.
549
00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:14,844
Get him!
550
00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:18,761
Tell him to get back,
or the bird gets it!
551
00:24:18,761 --> 00:24:20,850
You think you can run?
552
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:22,373
Get back, you cock-loving
motherfuckers!
553
00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:25,159
- Get him!
- Nice to meet you!
554
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:27,117
I don't care about
your artificial hips!
555
00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:28,379
Get them!
556
00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:30,294
Run! Get 'em!
557
00:24:30,294 --> 00:24:31,774
- Get in, Larry!
- Drive!
558
00:24:33,515 --> 00:25:25,872
[♪]
559
00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:28,570
I need a fucking drink.
560
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,267
Hock this.
561
00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:33,096
Told you I'd get those fuckers
to contribute to my campaign.
562
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:34,750
But that's grand larceny.
563
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:35,969
Then ransom it back to them and
we'll call it a kidnapping.
564
00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,405
And piss them off
even more?
565
00:25:37,405 --> 00:25:38,493
We saw their
little penis party.
566
00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:39,712
They won't do shit.
567
00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:41,714
But-Drop it, Foxley.
568
00:25:41,714 --> 00:25:43,367
You guys do things your way.
I'll do them my way.
569
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:44,891
Or, we could consider this
570
00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:46,893
a cautionary tale against
alcohol and philandering.
571
00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:49,243
Maybe sometimes your
father does know best.
572
00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:50,374
Fuck that.
573
00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:51,767
My old man's a
washed up half-sack.
574
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:52,899
He's finished.
575
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:03,605
[distant thunder]
You're all going
down, fuckers!
576
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:09,568
[laughs]
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