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...the car crash,
the afterlife, and the Amish.
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I can take whatever that
shadowy motherfuck dishes out
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and throw it back
twice as hard.
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I need your help.
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I'm putting a
team together
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to take this mystery
fucker down.
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If I was selfish...
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there is no way I'd let
a hot piece of ass like you
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marry a half-sack
like Chester Vince.
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But I can't
sell the dealership.
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Numbnuts is a partner.
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So is that lanky white
shadow of his,
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and my maggot ex-wife.
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But you are the
majority partner!
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So long, suckers.
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Miami or bust.
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Beaver Moon Saloon?
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You've been sleepwalking!
It's you!
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The only thing you have to do
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to [unclear]
the Beaver Moon
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is cancel the hit that
you placed on yourself!
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Too late, fuckers.
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Richard,
thank God you survived!
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Once again,
bourbon saved the day.
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Finally, everything's
comin' up Fitzy.
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Ring-a-ding-ding.
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[♪]
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Check that adorable shit out.
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From the moment I was born,
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it was obvious that Fitzy
had what it took
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to be number one.
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Sex appeal.
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[flatulent noise]
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Fuckload of charisma.
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Jesus, Kid.
You stink.
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And always being
in the right place
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at the right time.
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Mmmm...
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When God gives you
this much awesome,
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you have no choice
but to be king...
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T-minus awesome, Richard.
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Almost ready to
cut the ribbon.
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- Are the strippers here?
- One plays the lute!
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- Olives?
- Stuffed.
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- Bed in the VIP lounge?
- I chose not to notice.
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Of course you didn't,
you flaccid albino.
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But I did, and
everything's ready to roll.
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Let's do this.
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Real primo crop.
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Same stuff the boys had
backstage at the Sands.
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[siren]
Nice.
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Hey!
Valet's that way!
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Nice place you got here, Fitz.
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It's always ladies' night
at the Summerwind, Officer.
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And here's an opening
night present.
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Oh, that's nice.
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...the municipality
of Coverton...
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...environmental survey...
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...endangered speckled titmouse...
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This is a demolition order!
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Bull shit.
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You're not gonna tear down my
place for some fuckin' mouse.
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I think it's a bird.
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Mouse. Bird.
Who cares?
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It lives here.
It's endangered.
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And this is
its protected -
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It's a fucking parking lot.
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You got enemies in
high places, Fitz.
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All right!
Everyone! Party's over!
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Clear out or we'll
start checking parole orders!
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Whoa! Whoa!
Where are you all going?
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Come on guys.
Drinks half price!
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First round only.
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No top shelf.
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A raid, and we're
not even open yet.
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Fuck.
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[♪]
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Bulldozers rolling in.
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Those city fucks want
to start the tear down tomorrow.
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Old man's in Miami,
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Meghan's rotting
in the psych ward,
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Mom's AWOL,
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who else would want
to fuck with me?
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You'd think the city
would rally around
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its most wholesome citizen.
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I make you bar manager
and that's the thanks I get?
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Yeah. A real thanks
would have been a moat.
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With mermaids.
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You made her manager?
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Who makes your
coffee in the morning
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and cleans up the vomit
from the night before?
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If anyone should be
number two it's me.
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You're always number
two to me, Larry.
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That's a poop joke!
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You're not management
material, Larry.
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And you never will be.
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That is patently
untrue and false
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and a big fat lie!
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Can we please focus
here people!
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My future is on the line.
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And my six month plan.
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- My pride.
- My courage!
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No, that's the Cowardly
Lion. What do I get to lose?
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Your ass if you don't
figure out a way
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to sabotage that
bulldozer stat.
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On it.
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No way I'm going to let
some stupid mouse stop me.
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Fuck city hall.
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It's about time this town
had a decent place to drink.
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To the titmouse, Asshole.
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Fuck.
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16,100, and I will personally
clean the back seat for you.
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No, I'm good.
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- 15,900!
- Bye.
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Again, you do not
make the sale?
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Again, they are
asking for Fitz!
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But, the Ruptals ascended
to power six months ago!
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You guys seen my blow torch?
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Thought I was using
it the other day...
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Cousin, what is he doing here?
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We have fired him
many, many times.
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You want me to remove him?
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I'm your elder -
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It is my duty
to allow you to learn.
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Found it!
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Fine.
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Let us decide
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in the way Cousin Rulalabab
chooses suicide bombers.
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Rock, papers, pipe bomb.
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Perhaps we will do
what he did
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before he left
for flight school.
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Ignore the enemy
until he goes away?
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Beautiful.
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[groaning]
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♪ Ring-a-ding-ding
Answer the phone ♪
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What do you want?
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Hey, Jackass.
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You flat on your face yet?
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Not as flat as your saggy ass.
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Hey - they sell
waterproof Depends in Miami?
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I get more pussy
and blow at 65
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then you ever will.
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Right, that's why
you're calling me.
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Things sound awful quiet.
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Business must be booming
at that lounge of yours.
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It is...
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and you can forget about
ever getting a reservation,
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you cancerous puss nugget.
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That's the best you got?
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Hey!
can someone bring me a scotch!
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I'm Ken fucking Fitzpatrick!
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This is a nail bar, Asshole.
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I'll let you get back
to your boyfriend.
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Get the car.
Legs!
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Where are we going?
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As the old saying goes:
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If someone tries to fuck
up your dream lounge
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then you fuck back harder.
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Funny, I don't know that one.
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Amateur.
Shotgun!
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But I always get shotgun.
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City Hall - the hallowed
tower of opportunity!
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Teach these fuckers
to mess with Fitz.
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- Larry, go shit in this bag.
- Ew!
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That's your plan?
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That's only the first part.
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Then, we light it on fire.
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That's unsanitary.
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Finesse, morons.
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This is politics.
You need an 'in.'
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Otherwise it's red tape
this, procedure that...
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Fuck procedure.
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Richard you owe
thirty-six-hundred dollars
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in parking fines.
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You walk through those doors,
you could be arrested.
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Something a certain someone
should have known
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if she were on
top of things...
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Fine.
You're the conscience.
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Go in there and
say sorry and shit.
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Dot Foxley!
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Melody Gray!
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I haven't seen you
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since you slept your way
through student council.
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I'd heard you lost
the back forty.
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The botox looks great,
by the way.
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You can barely
see the paralysis.
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Who is this bad boy?
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Call me Fitz.
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Hubby?
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Oops - no ring.
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I'm concentrating
on my career.
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She stole my job
as bar manager!
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Bar manager?
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Oh, Hon, night jobs
are tough at our age.
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With three kids,
stay at home hunk
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and a successful
journalism career
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it's all deadlines
and mommy duty for me.
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I could use a mommy.
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Yeah, so could
my eight year-old
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but I'm here for yet
another Fundraiser...
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My God,
I am so sick and tired
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of people raising
awareness about things.
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If it's not some
new disease
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then it's an
endangered animal.
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What the heck is a
titmouse, anyway?
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Uh, you know...
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Richard is most
amusing at parties.
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You have no idea.
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Really?
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Well, maybe
you could be my plus one.
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Looks like I found my "in."
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That worked out well,
didn't it, Dot?
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Blow me.
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Open bar?
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This is how they
spend my tax dollars?
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- If you paid taxes.
- Keep it down!
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First rule of politics.
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You want something done,
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you gotta know
who to drink with.
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And marry a man who
lets Mommy swing.
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Listen, Gray.
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I am not going to let you fuck
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or fuck over my
business partner.
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A little coincidental
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that you just happen
to run into the one man
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who'd make for great copy
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if he goes ape shit
at this fundraiser.
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I know!
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"Local low life vs. City Hall" -
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super catchy, right?
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Like the herpes you
gave the chess club.
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00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,653
Richard, any one of
these power hungry titans
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could be the villain
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threatening to
ruin your dream -
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...and shoe-in for
City Councilor -
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Chester Vince!
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[applause]
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00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:09,233
Or it could be exactly
the douchebag we expected.
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[birds chirping]
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Heartbreaking cry
for help, isn't it?
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Would you believe
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there are only tweleve
of the little guys left?
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Rest assure, little Titmouse,
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the good
people of Coverton
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will not let the vice
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00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:32,648
and filth of this
town destroy you!
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[cheering]
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[bird sings]
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[applause]
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Care to comment?
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No!
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00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,183
Perhaps you could
give us a moment.
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Simple fucking math.
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He shuts down my bar.
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I tear his tiny nuts off.
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00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:51,841
Anyone with a magnifying glass
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feel free to tag along.
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Richard, wait!
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Pummelling Chester won't
get you back the Summerwind!
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Let's test that theory.
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00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,722
The last thing we need
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00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,114
is to give ammo
to Melody Gray.
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She faked incest to
get a poem in our yearbook.
264
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,944
My my, look whose
petty high school rivalry
265
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,554
is tarnishing
Richard's reputation?
266
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,252
How are you gonna help,
you oversized Chia Pet?
267
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,601
Stand around, talk
about feelings?
268
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:15,169
I'm a sensitive man with gentle solutions.
269
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,170
Who knows nothing
about politics.
270
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,388
I should be number two!
271
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:20,740
[loud cross-talk]
272
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,002
Richard, would you please
273
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,525
let your conscience
lead for once, and--
274
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,918
New plan.
275
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,789
You want a shot at Dot's gYes!
276
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,792
Go find out whatever you can
from that milquetoast Chester.
277
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,663
And try to blend,
for Christ's sake.
278
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,143
What the fuck?
279
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,362
You want to keep your job?
280
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,059
You do whatever it takes
to get your buddy
281
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,931
to turn that story
in my favour.
282
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,193
'Course I love the titmouse.
283
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,150
That's why I built
my bar there!
284
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,543
Done!
285
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,110
And I'll do what I do best.
286
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,764
Get us arrested?
287
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,504
Work my own connections.
288
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,332
From the inside.
289
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,034
♪ Run from the tiger
290
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,297
You've got to run really fast
291
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,212
♪ Run from the tiger
292
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,127
♪ Or he's gonna bite your...
293
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:03,086
Whoa! hey, guys!
294
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,175
Wow, does this ever
look like a bomb
295
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,134
for something that's
clearly not a bomb.
296
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,745
- It's a... clock radio.
- Ignore him, cousin.
297
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:10,833
Attached to road flares...
and a detonator.
298
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,139
To wake me up.
299
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,491
It's like they can't see me!
300
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:21,975
Okay.
I see what's going on.
301
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,628
I think it is working,
Cousin!
302
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,282
Very soon, the Fitzpatrick lover
303
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,807
will see common sense
and he'll be gone.
304
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,814
Operation Black Out...
305
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,381
I'm invisible!
Yeah!
306
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,215
Oh no!
Leaving so soon?
307
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,391
Are they out of donut holes?
308
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,089
Oh, Melody.
309
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,525
I could stand here all day
310
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,874
and reminisce about
your original nose
311
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,136
but why don't we talk
312
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,051
about how your
little news story
313
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,184
is going to get Richard
Fitzpatrick his bar back.
314
00:13:57,184 --> 00:14:00,230
Excuse me,
but I'm an ethical journalist.
315
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,711
I only report the
news I manufacture.
316
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,757
Here's news:
317
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,847
you do not want to
go to war with me.
318
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:12,764
Honey, your size two panties
don't fool me.
319
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,811
Look at your life.
320
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,900
Now look at mine.
321
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,510
I have a plan.
322
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,165
Bar manager at a sleazy lounge.
That is some plan.
323
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:25,777
Oh Foxley, that's
always been your problem.
324
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,170
You keep aiming low
325
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,216
and you'll never
hit the bulls-eye.
326
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:42,794
So you actually went and
married that ass cracker?
327
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,928
You mean my decent
responsible husband
328
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,669
with a promising future?
329
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,932
Then a belated
toast to the bride.
330
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,586
Double scotch for the lady.
331
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:52,848
Nothing for me.
332
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,593
Why don't you just do or say
333
00:14:58,593 --> 00:14:59,899
whatever horrible thing
it is you're inevitably
334
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,465
about to say or do to me.
335
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,424
Get it over with and go. Please.
336
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,121
Sure.
As soon as you tell
337
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,775
that yeast infection
you call a husband
338
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,559
to stay the fuck
out of my way.
339
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,952
Closing my bar
340
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,911
isn't going to score
points with any voters.
341
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,260
Chester's run for office
342
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,262
has nothing to do with
your sleazy lounge.
343
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,742
Yet he sends a bulldozer
in lieu of flowers.
344
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,092
That's a coincidence.
345
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,964
Chester promised that you
were out of our lives.
346
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,271
It was in the vows.
347
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,707
I know it's hard
for you to believe,
348
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,622
but I am over you.
349
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,712
Then walk away.
350
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,845
You walk away.
351
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,022
If that's what you want,
I will.
352
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,198
But it's not gonna
help you get over me.
353
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:42,158
I can, however,
help you get under me...
354
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,035
Thank you so much...
355
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,819
Great to see you.
356
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:51,646
All the best.
357
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,691
[coughing]
358
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:56,172
We should have known you were
behind this titmouse treachery.
359
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,913
Uh...
No smoking.
360
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,567
Oh, sorry.
361
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,743
If you're here about
that degenerate's bar,
362
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,440
I don't know
anything about it.
363
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,182
[coughing] What has Richard ever done to you?
364
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,315
Aside from
repossessing your car,
365
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,970
bankrupting you
366
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,189
having relations with
Ali on your wedding day.
367
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,061
Richard Fitzpatrick
is a scourge.
368
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,933
[choking coughs]
An alcoholic used
car salesman, nothing more.
369
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,891
A man so loathsome and foul,
370
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:22,068
even his own parents
can't stand him.
371
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:25,897
All true, but he
has great potential
372
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,030
and you can't
stand in our way.
373
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:31,120
Says who?
374
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,861
Says Larry.
375
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:38,127
Would you excuse me?
376
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,085
"Muh muh scuse me?"
377
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,698
[coughing]
378
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,183
Oh God!
What have I done?
379
00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:10,768
[♪]
380
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:13,597
Genie's beard!
381
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,643
The hummus is...
382
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,384
Yes, this is very good hummus!
383
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,560
The secret ingredient
is the garlic.
384
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,040
Delicious, actually.
385
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,222
Looks like I have a date
with the bulldozer!
386
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,919
I'm invincible!
387
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,532
I have seen the
heart of darkness!
388
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,363
Breathe, dead mouse!
Breathe!
389
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,454
This is what I get for trying
to be something that I'm not!
390
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,111
I'm not management material.
391
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,286
I'm not a smoker.
392
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,810
I'm just... Larry!
393
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,771
Oh, Titmouse -
394
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,947
if you live, as
God is my witness,
395
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:02,124
I promise I will be a
good and true conscience,
396
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,213
without ego, without...
397
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:08,348
You're alive!
398
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,045
It's a miracle!
399
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,917
You've saved me from my
own personal Armageddon
400
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,745
and you deserve to be free!
401
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,138
You must be free!
402
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,272
Fly, you winged, beautiful -
403
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,536
Flightless bird.
404
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:27,889
[honks horn]
405
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,586
Ahh!
406
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,156
We could do this
all night, toots...
407
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,245
Or you call your
boy off my bar,
408
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,160
then I show you
around the new place.
409
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,596
Some decent booze.
410
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,207
You can grill up
a coupla steaks.
411
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,252
You're amazing, Fitz.
412
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,515
Really one of a kind.
413
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,169
That sounds like a yes to me.
414
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,866
You may be able to sell lemons
415
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,130
to cougars and geriatrics
416
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,306
but you don't know how
these people operate.
417
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,569
Trust me - you're out
of your league.
418
00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,399
Like hell I am.
419
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:02,924
[snaps fingers]
420
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,752
Ladies room.
Five minutes.
421
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,014
Oh, Fitzy,
you're cute and all,
422
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,537
but I'm super hot
and ambitious.
423
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,669
And this is City Hall.
424
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,541
I don't do civilians.
425
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,731
Richard, you look upset,
are you okay?
426
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,080
Great! Awesome!
427
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,256
Let's just get in
the car and drive.
428
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,561
You have my keys, dick-jam.
429
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,433
Oh, nice.
430
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,130
You were just going
to ditch me in there?
431
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:38,220
The endangered titmouse
is protected by federal law,
432
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,874
and I killed it!
433
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,180
You killed the fucking bird?
434
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,616
What kind of a
conscience are you?
435
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,661
Now is not the time
for more Larry bashing.
436
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:47,490
Nobody's more
critical of me than me.
437
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:48,839
Let's just get in
the car and drive
438
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,624
before Chester
calls the authorities.
439
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:53,192
And let that eunuch get in
the way of Fitz's dream?
440
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,889
Ooo, my name is Dot
441
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,151
and I have a manager's title
442
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,761
and a point!
443
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:03,332
Yes, I do have a point.
444
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:06,074
The Fitz I know is
a low-life scumbag
445
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,729
who lives his life
exactly the way he wants.
446
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,426
Who cares if he's not married,
447
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,254
has no real career and
a lot of excess skin
448
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,300
from losing a hundred
and thirty pounds!
449
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,779
What the fuck?
450
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:18,608
There may be only twelve
speckled titmice left -
451
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,393
Eleven.
452
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:23,744
But how many Richard
Fitzpatrick's are there?
453
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,833
One.
454
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,487
I'm an original.
455
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,228
Last of a dying breed.
456
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,099
Stop encouraging him.
457
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:36,887
Yeah, I'm
one of a kind...
458
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:39,673
Ring a ding ding, baby.
459
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,719
Ring a ding ding.
460
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,330
[beep]
461
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,506
Hey baby, if you really
think I don't have
462
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,290
what it takes to play
in the big leagues,
463
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:51,162
then you won't need to come
by the Summerwind at 3 pm.
464
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,555
And you won't bother bringing
465
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,253
that wad of bread
dough you married.
466
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,864
I'd hate for you to find out
he broke your vows.
467
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,605
And just so you know,
468
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,911
I played with myself
while I left this message.
469
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,696
And I'm still naked.
470
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,437
[beep]
471
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,576
Get your hands off me.
472
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,099
Okay, but what about my idea
473
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,318
to acknowledge the titmouse
474
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,146
who sacrificed his
life for this moment?
475
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,930
Yeah, whatever.
476
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,063
Cameras here?
477
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:24,195
I'll show her a plan.
478
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,719
And where the fuck is Josh?
479
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:38,166
Alibear, you said we
were going for fro-yo!
480
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,950
Chester, did you
have anything to do
481
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:42,213
with Fitz's bar closing?
482
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:44,346
What? No.
483
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,435
That's... ridiculous.
484
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:50,091
Good, then you shouldn't have
any trouble hearing him out.
485
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,441
You had your day on stage.
486
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,965
It's only fair that
he should have his.
487
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:56,663
They killed my bird!
488
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,491
Okay.
489
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,366
Hey,
thanks for making it.
490
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,194
You seem to have
found your clothes.
491
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,022
Easy to lose, baby.
492
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:10,372
Don't make me resent you
any more than I already do.
493
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,765
Resent me?
494
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,767
Why would you resent me?
495
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:26,562
You should really lay off
the bar snacks, Toots.
496
00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:28,564
Richard, let's do this!
497
00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:32,220
Speech.
Colour coded.
498
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,743
Inspirational doodles
in the margins.
499
00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:35,223
Richard!
500
00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:51,892
Uh, you probably heard of me.
501
00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:53,415
I'm Fitz.
502
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,504
Richard Fitzpatrick.
503
00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:59,203
Hottest pre-owned car
salesman this side of Detroit.
504
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,945
I'm also a pistol in the sack,
505
00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:04,731
and no, I won't remember
your name in the morning.
506
00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:06,254
That's not what I wrote.
507
00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:08,561
But you know what
I will remember?
508
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,432
Your favourite brand of gin.
509
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,303
How you like your steak.
510
00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:13,957
And I'll never sit
your mistress
511
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:15,263
and your wife
at the same table.
512
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:17,091
You wanna know why?
513
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:19,180
Because I'm the
last of a breed.
514
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,878
As a friend once said -
515
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:23,445
One of a kind.
516
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:26,753
Bla bla blah...
517
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:32,149
Fuck the titmouse.
518
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,673
Me and my buddies
519
00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:36,458
are the species that
need to be protected.
520
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,939
We need a natural habitat,
521
00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:40,810
a place to call our own,
522
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,725
a place where we're safe.
523
00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,597
A place off your streets
524
00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:46,294
where we can listen to Frank
525
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,514
and get our drink on.
526
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:51,908
But Chester Vince doesn't
think we deserve that.
527
00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:55,172
He wants to shut me down.
528
00:23:55,172 --> 00:24:01,483
Invisibility...
the ultimate weapon!
529
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:03,050
You want leadership?
530
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:06,357
The line starts behind me.
531
00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:08,708
You want sex appeal?
Boom.
532
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,492
You want protection
from the enemy?
533
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:14,931
I'm your man, not that
pussy Chester Vince.
534
00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:16,106
This is good... He wants progress?
535
00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:18,021
I want to live.
536
00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:20,154
And have a good time doing it.
537
00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:23,113
Fuck parking
tickets and by-laws.
538
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:25,333
Let's make this
city fun again.
539
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,030
[cheering]
540
00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:30,338
Richard Fitzpatrick isn't
just a used car salesman.
541
00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:31,774
And a bar owner.
542
00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:33,994
I'm a fucking leader.
543
00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:36,387
And that's why I'm
running for city council!
544
00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:40,087
[cheering]
545
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:43,046
That's right.
This is my city.
546
00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:45,614
And this is my party, baby.
547
00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:50,097
Because with Fitz on
council, everyday is open bar!
548
00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:56,799
Fitz! Fitz! Fitz!
549
00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:59,193
Nothing can stop
us now, Buddy!
550
00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:01,674
Oh, no you don't,
Richard Fitzpatrick.
551
00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:04,677
That is my seat in Council.
Mine!
552
00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:08,942
Chester no -
Calm down -
553
00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,596
Chester!
Come back!
554
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:16,166
[screaming]
555
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:18,255
- You can see me?
- All of you!
556
00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:19,474
Oh, for fu--!
557
00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:22,564
[engine starts]
558
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,610
Stop this thing!
Stop doing that!
559
00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:27,090
Can't stop it!
Dynamite stuck in the -
560
00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:36,273
[screaming]
561
00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,145
Oh God!
I'm sorry, Vincent!
562
00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:39,842
Chester!
563
00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:42,584
[screaming]
564
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,325
I'm so sorry Vincent!
565
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:46,283
I'm so sorry!
566
00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:49,199
What the fuck, Josh!
Not my bar!
567
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,810
[screaming]
568
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:55,379
Fuck!
569
00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:56,946
Reporting live
from the Summerwind Lounge,
570
00:25:56,946 --> 00:25:59,296
where local businessman
Richard Fitzpatrick
571
00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:01,211
has once again
driven an honest man
572
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:02,473
to the depths
of depravity.
573
00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:06,608
City Council?
We'll see...
574
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:09,263
This is Melody Gray!
575
00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:11,134
This is most fortunate.
576
00:26:11,134 --> 00:26:13,223
Fitzpatrick scum gets
what he deserves.
577
00:26:13,223 --> 00:26:14,703
And now that he is
running for office,
578
00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:19,099
we will not see his face
around here ever, ever again.
579
00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:20,622
Booyah!
580
00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:29,413
Richard, like the
death of the titmouse,
581
00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:31,677
the destruction of
your life-long dream
582
00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:34,593
is merely a small setback
on our path to greater glory.
583
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,116
Shut the fuck up, Larry.
584
00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:41,208
Campaign office.
Back garage. Now.
585
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,340
I'm going because
I have to pee.
586
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,299
Not because you're
the boss of me.
587
00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:50,434
You going to help me
win this thing?
588
00:26:50,434 --> 00:26:52,219
Oh, Fitz.
589
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:54,656
Everyone knows it's the
woman behind the man
590
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:57,311
who holds the cards.
591
00:26:57,311 --> 00:27:00,096
You're going to win it for me,
592
00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:02,969
it's my new long term plan.
593
00:27:02,969 --> 00:27:05,362
Whatever gets you wet.
594
00:27:05,362 --> 00:27:07,190
Not a chance in hell, Cowboy.
595
00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:27,515
[clears throat]
596
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:31,040
2500 under book
and a test ride?
597
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,608
You got my vote, Councillor.
598
00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:40,963
And, he's back.
599
00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:51,147
How about I show you
my election platform?
600
00:27:51,147 --> 00:27:52,496
[giggles]
Okay.
601
00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:53,933
[zipper]
602
00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:55,195
There it is.
603
00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:56,979
What do you think of that?
Yeah?
604
00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:59,025
[giggles]
605
00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:00,983
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
606
00:28:00,983 --> 00:28:02,550
Vote Fitz, baby.
607
00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:04,683
Fitz for City Council!
608
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,684
Oooh!
Yeah!
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