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♪
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FITZ:
Lots of guys will end up dead on a slab in a low-rent morgue,
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but once in a lifetime someone
special comes along.
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Unique, epic, awe-inspiring.
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I'm talking about
a dying breed.
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A real live, guns blazing,
bloody-knuckled goddamn hero.
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Everybody dies,
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but it took a guy with a set of stones like Richard Fitzpatrick
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to show you how to live.
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Make no bones about it.
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Fitz was a fucking legend.
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Hell, I get more pussy
when I'm dead
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than most guys get
when they're alive.
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LARRY:
I don't think that's
appropriate.
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Way to kill the mood, asshole!
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We shouldn't even be writing
an obituary at all, Richard.
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We should be fighting to live!
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Who gives a shit, Larry?
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I'm going to be dead by the--
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When am I going to be dead?
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The beaver moon!
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Oh, God, you sound
like a broken record.
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We've still got another
72 hours,
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and you know,
your death isn't a sure thing.
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And the record plays on.
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Suicidal tendencies are a sign
of low self-esteem.
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You need to realize
that people value you,
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and I will show you
that you are a good person!
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Fuck good!
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Nice guys finish last,
and do you know why?
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Uh, yeah, because they're so
busy being nice.
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Because they're pussies.
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Heroes burn out
in a blaze of glory,
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and I'm going to get mine.
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Now, where was I?
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[Moaning]
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♪
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd find my smile
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd have won by a mile
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♪ Without you
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♪ Oh, life would be so grand
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'm half a man
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♪ Without you
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[Sniffling]
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I feel like an orphan, man!
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Like an orphan who lost
a brother.
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What the fuck
is wrong with you?
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There's so many things
I wanted to tell you.
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So many things to say!
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Oh, God!
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Fitzy?
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Larry said he was writing
your obituary.
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That doesn't mean
I'm fucking dead!
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[Slapping]
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Oh, what the fuck?
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Oh, you're so solid
for a ghost!
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And warm!
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Go walk through that wall.
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How about I walk my fucking fist
through your face?
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Still got that old Fitzy
sense of humour, eh?
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So, what is it?
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Is some unfinished business
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keeping you chained
to the earth?
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Like, "Ahh!"
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You know what?
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Sure, I'm a ghost and I have
unfinished business.
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Look, what I need is a blaze of
glory worthy of the Fitz name.
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What I need is to go out
with a bang.
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[Snapping fingers]
Got it.
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I got a whole box here full
of Fitz awesomeness.
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Check it out.
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Some acid, a full set of teeth.
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First paycheque.
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Oh, yeah!
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You, me and old Mrs. Mulroney.
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Mrs. Mulroney?
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Now that was a fucking
dream car.
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Yeah, until some asshole
stole her.
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Eleventh grade.
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I was going to beat
Kyle Coxwell's
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cross-county speed record.
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Commercial Drive to Walker's
Point in 14:28.
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Wonder what ever happened
to Kyle?
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Fuck Kyle.
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Yeah, fuck Kyle.
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That record was going
to be all mine.
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It still can be!
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Josh, you're a fucking genius!
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The doctors did tell my mom
I was special.
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Hey, is Casper as friendly
as they say?
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Mr. Fitzpatrick,
I hate to disturb you.
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I can see you're a busy man.
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If you hated to disturb me,
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then you wouldn't fucking do it,
would you?
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Come on, babe.
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Shake it like you mean it!
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The thing is, I'm doing a little
research on your son.
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Oh, maybe you can find out
why he's such a fuck-knuckle.
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Mm-hmm, yeah,
but I was wondering,
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do you remember, has he ever
done anything nice?
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Do I look like I have any time
for jokes, kid?
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Oh, I know Richie.
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There was one time I had
an infected uvula,
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and couldn't do anything oral.
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So, he let me give him
a foot job, same price.
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Now that is a gentleman.
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Foot job?
You do those?
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Mm-hmm!
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Take off your pants, sailor!
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KEN:
Come on, fuck me
like you owe me money!
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[Phone ringing]
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JOSH:
There she is.
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Told you Kasip could find her.
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FITZ:
Oh, Mrs. Mulroney,
what have they done to you?
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JOSH:
"Namaste," it means "I recognize
the divinity in you."
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Might as well drive
a tampon.
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Can I kill
whoever did this?
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No, no one's killing
anyone, Josh.
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I just want my car back.
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Got your back, bro!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You don't want to drive
sitting on broken glass.
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You'll cut your bum!
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Yeah, good point.
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Yeah, hey?
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[Glass shattering]
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Fucking baby seat!
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Punt!
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All right,
let's go, Fitzy!
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I'm taking her back!
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[Motor revving]
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Oh, yeah!
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Meghan, wait, wait!
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I'm trying to track down
a good deed
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your brother
may have done for you,
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for his obituary.
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Dick has never done anything
nice for me.
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You know, one time
he even killed my cat!
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Anything at all!
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Maybe he taught you
an important life lesson
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when you were kids?
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His name was Orange Cat.
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I was 6 years old.
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I came home one day from school
and he was gone,
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and Dick told me
that he went to L.A.
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to star in cat food commercials.
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So, one day I brought a can
of cat food to school,
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you know, for show and tell?
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And I said, "This is my cat!
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This is Orange Cat!
And he's a star!"
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And they all laughed,
even the teacher.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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Dick, Dick, Dick.
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The only thing he ever thinks
about is himself!
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Maybe that's what I need
to do.
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You know,
like Dick's got his thing.
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Being an asshole cat-killer.
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Maybe I need to find my thing.
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You mean, like a hobby?
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Yeah, a life's purpose!
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Thank you, Larry!
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So, nothing at all then?
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Meghan?
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Can you restore her
to her former glory?
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Fuck yeah!
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In a day?
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Fuck maybe.
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LARRY:
Where have you been?
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Out stealing cars, Mom.
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You can see dead people too?
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I thought I was the only one
with the fifth sense.
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I thought we went
over this, Josh.
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Wow!
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I came here to ask Josh
about your good attributes,
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only to find out that you've
been out stealing this vehicle?
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It was mine first!
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Josh is going to fix it up
real nice
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so I can beat Kyle Cock-socket's
speed record.
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Kyle Coxwell?
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Didn't he race Dead Man's Curve
to set that record?
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That's Dead Person's
Curve now.
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Long story.
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This dyke wiped out
on her Harley and...
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It's actually kind of
a short story, Josh.
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And what are you,
the story police?
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That doesn't exist.
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Kyle nearly died
setting that record.
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So?
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I'll either beat his record,
or die like James Dean.
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Either way,
I'm a fucking legend!
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Yeah!
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Then, I guess I have no choice.
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Bingo, Larry!
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You don't have a choice!
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Josh, tell him
what he's won!
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Well, Fitz, looks like
he's won a big old bag
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of "Fuck off, Larry!"
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I will go to the police.
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You haven't got the balls!
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I have got sizable balls,
mister!
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Don't worry, boss.
I got this.
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It's go time,
little man.
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Okay, okay, fine!
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Look, I'll make you a deal.
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If I can find proof of even one
good deed that you're done
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by the end of tomorrow,
you don't race.
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Really?
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[Laughing]
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Fill your boots, little man.
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But until then,
you leave me the fuck alone!
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Deal!
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Ahh!
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Hello, hello, hi!
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Will you go away,
gangly one?
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I am not in the mood
for your chicanery.
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Did you stop think for a moment
that I might be?
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Are you?
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Of course not!
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Be nice if you asked.
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Guys, uh, listen,
I've just got a quick question
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which I'm fairly certain
I know the answer to.
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But in the spirit of digging
deep and male camaraderie,
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has Richard ever done anything
nice for you?
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Now is not the time
for jokes.
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I'm not joking!
I'm desperate!
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He's going to try to break
the county speed record.
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Does he really think
he can beat
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Kyle Coxwell's point-to-point
run of 14:28?
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Such ego!
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I know of only one other man
with an ego that big.
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Look, if he gets the parts he
needs to fix that old car,
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taking Dead Person's Curve
at that speed?
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That is a suicide mission!
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He means to take
his own life?
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Please, please, if there's
anything, anything at all!
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Has he ever shown you
any act of kindness,
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or anything that made you happy?
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You know what would
make us happy?
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If he were dead.
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Yes!
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You know what this means?
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That twisted party
will divide us no more!
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Our mutual hatred
for all things Fitzpatrick
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has brought us back
together!
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Oh, cousin!
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[Music playing]
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Some of us
are trying to work!
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So, which way are you going
to go with this?
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I'm sorry?
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The speech.
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You know, the blah-blah,
who gives a fuck blah speech?
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The one where you remind me
that I just beat cancer,
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I got a new kid on the way and
it's time to pull up my socks.
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This isn't my first go-round
on the crazy train, honey.
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Oh, I have a speech,
but that's not it.
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This is a business arrangement,
and I'm fine with that.
260
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:12,323
You got what you wanted,
261
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,630
and now, it's time
to discuss what I want.
262
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,154
You got what you want.
263
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,940
You played a short game to try
and get even with my son.
264
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:23,291
But me, I'm long haul.
265
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,641
I play for keeps,
266
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,991
and you and I both know that
you're not going anywhere
267
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,906
with a bun in your oven.
268
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,259
Hey, you know
what a foot job is?
269
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,920
[Radio playing]
270
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,356
Yodel-ay, mother-fucker!
271
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,968
What, you been out
272
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,578
square-dancing all night, asshole?
273
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:53,016
Fuck, is it time?
274
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,844
Well, prep work's done, dude.
275
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,933
I don't know how, though.
276
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,066
It's like the car elves visited
last night,
277
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,371
and did all my work for me.
278
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,025
Thank you, car elves!
279
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,897
You are honest and just!
280
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,072
Josh, stay with me!
281
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:08,249
How we doing
on Mrs. Mulroney?
282
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,772
440 Magnum, check.
283
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,600
Her shifter, check.
284
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,558
Dana-60, posi-track rear-end, check.
285
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,952
When I say "check",
it means I don't have them.
286
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,780
What the fuck is wrong with you?
287
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,216
Fitz, I need parts.
288
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,740
Custom, vintage shit!
289
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,306
You know how long it takes
to order them?
290
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,005
Longer than it takes to steal
them from the Ruptals?
291
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,876
Hmm.
292
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,661
What the fuck?
293
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:35,798
Tire spikes?
294
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,192
Got to stay
two steps ahead, bro.
295
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,759
Trust me, you don't want
to feel the warm slap
296
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,238
of human entrails on your face,
297
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,458
and then realize you don't
have an exit strategy.
298
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,676
What the fuck is this?
299
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:48,158
Ah, this is for
special occasions.
300
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,681
I've been waiting weeks
to use this again.
301
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:52,597
Yeah, maybe we should huddle up
and talk strategy?
302
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:55,078
No, no, no.
No time.
303
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,340
Synchronize watches.
304
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,169
Commence Operation:
Steal Their Shit.
305
00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:02,303
It's going to be awesome!
306
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:11,138
Holy fuck!
307
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,139
It's everything we need
for the car!
308
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,184
Mother-fucker!
309
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,153
[Police sirens]
310
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,415
Cops, cops, cops!
311
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,156
Hide the car!
312
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,245
Priorities, dude!
313
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,204
[Sirens]
314
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,865
[Hammering]
315
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,562
Got you right
where I want you, Fitz.
316
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,042
This doesn't look like
your bedroom!
317
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,349
Stolen car.
318
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,872
No witnesses,
319
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,744
except someone left an envelope
full of cash at the scene,
320
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,790
with your business card attached.
321
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,575
Stupid fuck!
322
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:58,881
What, I didn't do anything!
323
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,535
No, Larry!
324
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,885
Is there any way
I could entice you
325
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,713
to overlook
this slight oversight?
326
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,715
Oh, I'm not going to arrest you.
327
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,848
I never saw a thing.
328
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,893
Well, that was easy.
329
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:14,070
Arresting you might
make my month,
330
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,464
but watching you die
in a car wreck,
331
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,335
that'll make my year.
332
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,864
That's it,
I'm going to kill that fuck.
333
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:25,865
Oh, really?
334
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,127
You get to kill Larry,
335
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,215
but I can't kill the guy
who messed up the car?
336
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,260
Double standard, much?
337
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,137
You weasely traitor fuck!
338
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,400
You left money
for a stolen car?
339
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,098
No, no, you bought it back,
and at a premium.
340
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,187
Which means technically,
you did something good!
341
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,276
You left that money,
douche-tard!
342
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,104
Yes, but I am your conscience, Richard,
343
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,019
so that means you did
the good thing too.
344
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,673
And now, you don't have
to prove anything.
345
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,022
Yeah, you cheated!
346
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,068
I... I found a loophole.
347
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,374
You've been asking
everyone I know
348
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,636
if I've ever done anything good,
349
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,116
and that's the best
you can come up with?
350
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,422
A fucking loophole?
351
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:04,207
All of your posturing,
your ego-ridden tirades.
352
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,253
You are really just
a scared little boy
353
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:07,776
who has accepted
his own mortality.
354
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,343
Damn straight!
355
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,214
All the more reason to go out
like a fucking legend.
356
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,303
Richard,
I don't want you to die.
357
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,131
Why the fuck do you care?
358
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,177
No one else does.
359
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,135
Now fuck off,
I got a record to break.
360
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,058
You double-checked
the map?
361
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,886
Verified the route
twice, buddy.
362
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,193
Should be able to beat Kyle's
record by a full 10 minutes.
363
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,282
Give or take 10 minutes.
364
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,761
Hell, yeah.
365
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:39,677
She is good to go,
buddy!
366
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,463
How about one
for the road?
367
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,204
Hells yeah!
368
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,949
Until Stupid gets here,
369
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,428
what do you say we go out
and bowl?
370
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,821
What the fuck is this?
371
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:56,216
What does it look like?
It's your wake.
372
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,913
A little fucking early,
don't you think?
373
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,219
Most assuredly not!
374
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:02,396
Your impending foolish death
is almost certain.
375
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,746
And it has reunited our family,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
376
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,227
Could someone translate
for Pardeep over here?
377
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,446
We delivered
the car parts to you!
378
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,449
So you could complete
your moving coffin of steel!
379
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,625
Ah, there's no need
to thank us.
380
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,236
Your demise will be
good enough.
381
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,454
I made a fortune on tickets,
382
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,848
thanks to your pal
Larry here.
383
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:22,198
He called up every asshole
that you've ever known.
384
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,679
No, Richard,
this was not my idea!
385
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:27,987
Hey, one more word and I'll
arrest you for obstruction.
386
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,293
Let's get this show
on the road!
387
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,512
- Speech!
- Speech!
388
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,513
Come on!
389
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,123
ALL:
Speech, speech, speech!
390
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,124
Speech!
391
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,431
This must be so hard for you.
392
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:40,390
ALL:
Speech, speech, speech!
393
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:43,524
Speech, speech!
394
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:46,048
Ugh!
[Choking]
395
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,964
[All chanting]
396
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:53,577
I don't know what to say.
397
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:57,233
Some asshole was telling me
that my life
398
00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,541
wasn't worth fuck-all
because I wasn't a nice guy.
399
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,413
I figured the guy was just
full of shit,
400
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:06,851
but now, seeing you all here,
401
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:11,595
I... I kind of...
402
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:15,208
Uh, Richard, Richard,
there's still time.
403
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,079
Just tell them how you feel.
404
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,950
Atone for your transgressions.
405
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,126
You can do this!
406
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,431
Look, the fact
that they're all here
407
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,260
means that they care about you
on some level!
408
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:28,395
Come on!
409
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:31,137
That's right.
410
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,400
You do care!
411
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,751
All of you made the trek
all the way down here.
412
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:40,015
So let me ask you something, assholes.
413
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:43,497
Who's going to turn up
when you kick off, huh?
414
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:54,986
Yeah, that's what I thought.
415
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,727
So guess what, fuckers?
416
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,686
That means I win!
417
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:01,689
Even when I'm being a dick,
I get all this!
418
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:02,777
I am a fucking legend!
419
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:03,908
Hey, fuck you!
420
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,301
[All shouting]
421
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:09,871
I'll see all you fucks at the
finish line!
422
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:13,918
[Gunshots]
423
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,405
Why aren't you at my brother's
going-to-die party?
424
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:25,321
I'm not really in
a celebrating mood.
425
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:27,236
[Gunshot]
426
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,759
Is it just me,
or is something bothering you?
427
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,371
Don't worry about it.
428
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:34,200
That'd be a lot easier if you
didn't have a gun in your hand.
429
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,854
They are intimidating,
aren't they?
430
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,292
All that power.
431
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,730
The immediacy of violence.
432
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,776
Take it for a spin.
433
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,490
[Gunshots]
434
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:06,145
Ex-husband.
435
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,495
Cellulite.
436
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,279
And one for you, Dick.
437
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,242
You know, I never met a problem
I couldn't solve with a bullet.
438
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,072
Show me how to load it.
439
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,789
What are you doing here?
440
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,269
Just waiting to die.
441
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:46,968
Okay, can you hurry up?
442
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:50,319
I just got to lock up.
443
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,147
I failed Richard.
444
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,584
I couldn't come up
with one good thing
445
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:57,370
that he's ever done
for anybody.
446
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,198
Never!
447
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,418
That's not true, man.
448
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:05,639
Fitzy does a lot of good things.
449
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:08,294
That time he pretended
to be a cop,
450
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,861
took all those drugs away
from a bunch of kids.
451
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,080
And then,
we ended up doing them.
452
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,124
I give up!
453
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:17,564
Okay, do animals count?
454
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,653
Meghan had this pet cat.
455
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,263
Orange Cat.
456
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,525
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
457
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,528
Ken hated that cat,
wanted to put it down.
458
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:29,402
Fitzy sold that cat
to a talent agent in L.A.
459
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,360
Ended up in a bunch of
commercials and stuff.
460
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:35,016
Josh, you know, sometimes
when bad things happen,
461
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:38,454
people don't tell the truth
462
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:43,546
because a lie hurts
a little less.
463
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:46,984
Okay, first off,
464
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:51,162
don't talk to me
like I'm a retard.
465
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,599
Sorry.
466
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:57,778
And second?
467
00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,302
There you go again,
like I'm a retard!
468
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:03,479
I know there's a second thing,
Larry!
469
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,525
Just...
470
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:11,313
Bam!
471
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,706
Fitz's first paycheque,
472
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,751
for selling that cat
to the talent agent.
473
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,496
So, Richard really is
a good person.
474
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,455
My work here is done.
475
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,547
Oh, no, it isn't!
476
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:31,638
Oh, shit!
477
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:34,423
It's Mrs. Mulroney's
brake cylinder.
478
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:37,644
Then, why isn't it
in Richard's car?
479
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,689
Fucking elves!
480
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:46,087
[Motor revving]
481
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:48,132
[Tires screeching]
482
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:51,919
I know a shortcut
to Dead Person's Curve.
483
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:53,529
- We can beat him there!
- Go, go, go!
484
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:05,541
♪ It's not in the way
that you hold me ♪
485
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:09,632
♪ It's not in the way
you say you care ♪
486
00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:13,506
♪ It's not in the way you've
been treating my friends ♪
487
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,116
Get over!
488
00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:20,121
♪ It's not in the way
that you stay till the end ♪
489
00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:22,515
♪ It's not in the way you look
490
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,125
♪ Or the things that you say
that you do ♪
491
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:28,172
♪ Hold the line
492
00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:30,697
♪ Love isn't always on time
493
00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:34,483
♪ Woah woah woah
494
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:37,965
♪ Hold the line
495
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,533
♪ Love isn't always on time
496
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,578
He should be here
by now.
497
00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:45,189
Yeah, even if he took that other
road through the Hennessy farm.
498
00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:46,800
Come to think of it,
499
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,456
he'd have avoided Dead Person's
Curve altogether.
500
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,415
Brakes, fuck!
501
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,200
Fuck!
502
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,593
[Tires screeching]
503
00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,552
[Crashing]
504
00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:03,599
Richard!
505
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,514
No!
506
00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:22,444
14 minutes and 27 seconds.
507
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:25,621
Fuck you, Kyle, I win!
508
00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,449
Richard, Richard!
509
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,016
Is the car okay?
510
00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:33,150
Richard, you took an alternate
route to avoid certain death.
511
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:37,633
No, I took a different route
'cause I do things my way!
512
00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:39,026
And you did something good,
partner!
513
00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:40,288
Orange Cat!
514
00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:45,075
Yeah, that fucking cat
still owes me money.
515
00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:46,555
Let's worry about that later.
516
00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,296
Right now, we've still got
some living to do, mister!
517
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,820
At least for another day
or so.
518
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,126
Oh, your shoe's untied.
519
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:53,736
Hey, remember when
we were 8?
520
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:54,650
The bunny ears
go in the rabbit hole!
521
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:57,610
I fucking got it-- oh!
522
00:23:57,610 --> 00:23:59,481
Ugh!
523
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,048
Richard?
524
00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:04,007
Fitzy? Fitzy!
525
00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:07,620
But in the end,
it wasn't a blazing car crash
526
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:10,797
that killed Richard
Fitzpatrick, or syphilis.
527
00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:13,539
It was his fucking conscience.
528
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:16,585
It's you!
529
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:29,816
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