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FITZ:
The difference between
dreams and nightmares...
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Dreams involve my dick.
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All seven-- eight--
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No... nine inches of it.
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Nightmares also
involve my dick...
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and a knife.
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No. No...
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The nightmares aren't real.
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It's just some weird shit,
floating around in your head,
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because you had too many
peppers on your meatball sub.
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Or too much tequila.
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Or not enough tequila.
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Or too much Larry.
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Wake up, and everything's fine.
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Everything's coming up, Fitz.
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[Vomiting]
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Fuck sleep is what I say.
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Heroes never rest.
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Why waste time on my back
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when I can waste time
on yours, baby?
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Nah.
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I'm not gonna let some
fairy subconscious shit
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get in my way.
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Fitzy weaves his own dreams.
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I just gotta stay focused.
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Alert.
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Eye on the prize.
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I'm gonna be immortal.
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[Glass shattering]
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Uh.
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Shut the fuck up, Larry.
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[Car lock beeping]
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Hey.
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I'll get the broom.
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♪
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd find my smile
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd have won by a mile
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♪ Without you
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♪ Oh, life would be
so grand ♪
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'm half a man
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♪ Without you
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♪ Without you...
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♪ Without you
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I have to be honest.
The brakes may need replacing.
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I know what you're
trying to do.
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Tell you about the brakes?
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Sell me with your reverse
psychology honesty crap.
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Tell me: what else is broken,
Mr. Fucking Honest?
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Actually, the name's Larry.
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Hold that thought.
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Richard, I could really use
your help over here.
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I'm not allowed to sell cars,
shit whistle.
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No dealer's licence.
Or did you forget?
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No! You reel in
the customer,
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and then I do the paperwork,
like we discussed.
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Hello? Concussion.
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You know they revoked
your insurance?
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And it's probably a good thing
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because you didn't have the
money to pay the bill.
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And you know why?
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Because you haven't helped me
close a deal in weeks.
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That reminds me:
you got any scratch?
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Richard, I am
your conscience,
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not your automated
teller machine.
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I got a tip on
a rigged horse.
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Okay, you wanna know what's
really going on here?
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The insomnia, the anxiety,
lack of focus and dry mouth?
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It's because you're not doing
the thing you love most.
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I'm not gonna let you
blow me, Larry.
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No! No! Selling cars
to fellow citizens
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who just need a little
pre-owned hope!
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Hope has left the building,
jerk-off.
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Even you can't sell a car with
your honesty shtick.
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MAN:
Welcome to our carnival...
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This place is
running bad, man.
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LARRY:
Richard?
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Richard...
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Richard, you're
not even listening.
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Nope.
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LARRY:
Oh, Richard... Really?
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What about the crash?
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What am I supposed to say to
your father when he gets here?
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Richard!
This is textbook regression!
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Anxiety is the silent killer,
mister!
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I usually get moo shu pork
and a skin flick
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before I drop my pants.
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Well, you're long overdue
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for your annual colonoscopy,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
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And I make it a policy not to
date my patients.
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...Anymore.
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Oh, your testicles are huge.
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Thanks.
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No, no, no.
Not in a good way.
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Okay, I'm going in.
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I'd better get a reach-around
is all I'm saying.
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This reminds me of the time
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when my sister showed her ankles
in public.
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Cousin.
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Yeah?
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Modern females are to be
serviced, not sentenced.
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You know that Fitzpatrick
She-devil?
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She's brainwashing you.
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We're not living in the
old country anymore.
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But the old country is living
within us, cousin.
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We do what we must to fit in.
That is all.
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This car salesman haircut.
This off-the-rack suit.
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It sickens me.
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Bring me my goats.
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Bring me my mountain bike.
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Again with the mountain bike.
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And don't forget,
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you are betrothed to a second
cousin twice removed.
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You don't understand
my Meghan.
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This is a relationship
built on love,
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frequent sexual relations
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and trust, cousin. Trust.
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Betrothed? What the fuck
does that mean?
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How much?
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Well, it's a sliding scale.
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Hmm...
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I'm a little low on scratch.
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Maybe we could work
something out in trade.
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[Sexual moaning]
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Oh! Oh!
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What's wrong?
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Oh...
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Signs... Signs...
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Train tracks...
broken glass... fire...
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I understand
the business, baby.
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The leading questions,
the vague responses.
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I'm thinking of
a long lost loved one.
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No, no, no, no. You're thinking
of a shadowy figure,
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with a dagger, pointed...
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at your dick.
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That's just a dream.
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The rubes get the act, honey.
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The tarot cards...
the crystal ball...
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But there's no magic more
powerful than an orgasm.
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That is when I truly
see the future, and...
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You don't want to know
what the rest is.
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The fuck I don't!
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You're a dead man.
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Someone's gonna kill you.
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My sister Meghan. That little
bitch was always jealous of me.
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I couldn't see a face.
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Then I guess we're
gonna go again.
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Baby, get back here.
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No way, I got enough problems.
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You're serious?
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Only way to break the curse
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is by making amends to
the person you've wronged.
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I haven't wronged anyone.
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Well, whoever
you didn't wrong
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is gonna kill you
on the beaver moon.
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The beaver what?
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I'll be back in town
in six months.
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If you're still alive,
look me up.
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Curse...
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Fuck.
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It's crazy, right?
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Psychic fucking bullshit.
Nightmares coming true.
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Some crazy chick telling me
I'm gonna die.
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It's all in your head, bro.
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Here have some of that.
That'll get rid of the paranoia.
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Yeah. 'Cause this shit
isn't real.
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Nothing gets to Fitzy. All I
gotta do it win some scratch,
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get the plan
back on track, right?
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Easy as that, man.
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Though, I knew this guy...
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We were installing
a puppet regime in Haiti,
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and we fucked with
the wrong witch doctor, man.
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I was making cookie
with his daughter.
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Before you could say, "Cut up a
chicken a read its entrails."
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Boom!
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I've seen a lot of dead guys.
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Like, heads blowed off.
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Arms in those heads.
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Feet.
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I don't know whose feet
they were,
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but man, that guy was... dead!
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Who's marked for death again?
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Me, John.
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Gotta go.
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Thanks for the pep talk, asshole.
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Anytime, bro.
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Ball cancer. Great.
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To your health.
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My health can suck my dick.
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Some mood on
a nice day like this.
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What's so nice about it?
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The sun's shining, margin's up.
I don't know.
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Makes me want to fill my rifle
with potential and shoot a duck.
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I'm Dot Foxley.
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Vodka soda.
Martini for Mr. Grumpy.
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Ken Fitzpatrick.
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Of Fitzpatrick Motors?
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Well, what's a big successful
boy like you
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doing in a dive like this?
Thanks.
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You know, I have had my eye on
your fine establishment
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for a while now.
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You with the feds?
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No, business school.
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Our assignment was
to start a mock company
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and hide all our profits.
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Nothing beats used car
dealership to conceal revenue.
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That place is my
fucking albatross.
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I can't find a decent salesman
to save my life.
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You don't need
another salesman.
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You need someone who knows the
car racket inside and out.
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Let me guess... a broad.
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You're big picture.
Upper management.
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You should have someone
working under you.
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Another round.
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I haven't met a woman who cared
about cars since my ex-wife.
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I do not believe
you're single.
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That cooze ruined my life.
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Her and the demon spawn
she left behind.
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Did you know they're using
maggots in hospitals again
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to clean wounds?
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What the fuck
are you talking about?
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They only eat the dead flesh,
but they take a long time.
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Amputation is much more
efficient, don't you think?
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Cut that useless limb
right off.
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Amputation.
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Dreams are bullshit, right?
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Dreams are wishes your heart
makes when you're sleeping.
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That never come true, right?
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Well, any dream can come true,
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if you work hard enough.
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What if you don't want the
fucking dream
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to come true, turd pickler?
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Richard, what did that
carnie psychic say to you?
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She told me my life
was going to shit.
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Sounds like you got
your money's worth.
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Hold my calls.
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She'll hold shit.
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Why not?
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You're fired.
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Fuck you. You can't fire me.
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I can do any
fucking thing I want.
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I am a shareholder,
and I object.
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Object to this!
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You're fired too!
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I figured out what's wrong
with this place: you.
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Everything you touch
turns to shit.
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You're like a cooler,
a diseased limb...
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and I'm amputating.
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Mr. Fitzpatrick?
Mr. Fitzpatrick, quick word.
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The fuck are you still
doing here? I fired you.
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Sir, I know this is a very
stressful time for you,
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but please don't
fire Richard... or me.
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This is a very trying time
for him... and me.
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And I'm worried that the stress
is too much for his psyche,
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especially considering everything
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that's happened to him,
and... me.
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Welcome to
"Planet Who Gives A Fuck?"
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Population: me. You think I
don't have any problems?
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Problems? Sir, is there
anything I can do?
262
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:46,156
What, are you gonna get me
a new pair of--
263
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:53,424
Dice?
264
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:56,166
No, I didn't
think so, asshole.
265
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:59,691
Useless sacks of skin.
266
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,178
LARRY:
Just tell him
that you're sorry.
267
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:10,877
FITZ:
That fucking curse.
That's why Ken fired me.
268
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,356
And who said you can stay?
269
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,924
Richard, I am not leaving
until we solve this, okay?
270
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,447
Because you and I both know
271
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,362
there's no such thing
as a curse.
272
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:20,147
Says the shmuck who claims
to be my conscience.
273
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,192
Richard, people
use superstition
274
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,281
as an excuse for
poor life choices.
275
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,196
They believe bad things
will happen,
276
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,632
and as a result,
bad things happen.
277
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,331
Look, it's like losing your job
is all in your head.
278
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,332
Blah!
279
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:34,204
What? This is how I sleep.
280
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:38,730
And apparently that's how you
sleep: pink PJs. Nice.
281
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,731
Oh, what's that?
282
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:40,776
What?
283
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,604
Right there.
Backdoor. Backdoor.
284
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,127
What? What? What?
What the fuck is it?
285
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,476
Stop! Stop!
What? What?
286
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,261
It's-- It's like scarring.
287
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:51,308
It's a-- an odd...
train-track-like configuration.
288
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:55,747
Train tracks? That psychic
said I was marked for death.
289
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:58,315
Death? Richard, what
are you talking about?
290
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,883
Oh, come on, Larry.
Get with the program.
291
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,103
My nightmares, the prophecy,
the shadowy figure...
292
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,887
How fucking dense are you, man?
293
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,193
[Doorbell ringing]
294
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,585
Oh, come in.
295
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,196
"Come in?" Are you out of
your fucking mind?
296
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,414
That could be anybody!
297
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,415
[Doorbell ringing]
298
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,069
You answer it.
299
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,375
If they're here to get me, at
least I'll kill you first.
300
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,855
Okay. No, but--
301
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,249
Yeah!
Okay.
302
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,164
Oh, Sonja!
303
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,253
How nice of your to stop by and
not want to kill Richard.
304
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,733
SONJA:
What?
305
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,213
LARRY:
Just tell him there's
no such thing
306
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,563
as a stupid prophecy, okay?
307
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,826
Oh, Fitzy...
308
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:37,311
I just wanted you to know that
no matter what happens:
309
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:41,315
unemployment, poverty,
eventual depression
310
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,317
and breakdown of
one's self-esteem.
311
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,928
Or a prophecy.
312
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,061
We are all in this together.
313
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:51,760
Now... What can I do
to help you relax?
314
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,808
Well, I can think of
a lot of things,
315
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:57,897
but first, I'd like to start--
316
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,376
[Glass shattering]
317
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,638
Oh, crud.
318
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:07,471
Fitzy?
319
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,256
Larry...
What?
320
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,735
- Broken glass!
- You okay?
321
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,217
Get away from me.
Get away from me!
322
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:17,525
You don't want me to stay?
Fitzy?
323
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,179
LARRY:
Richard? Are you okay?
324
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,007
Train tracks. Broken glass.
325
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,966
Fire!
326
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,143
Not my fucking vodka,
you idiot!
327
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,145
[Screaming]
328
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:32,279
Good god. The prophecy.
329
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,150
[Thunder]
330
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:37,849
[Sirens]
331
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,287
Justin?
332
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,594
Justin! Where's my son?
333
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,205
What the fuck are you
talking about?
334
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,163
You lost custody
six months ago.
335
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,296
Quiet. The insurance
people are here.
336
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,951
Really? You're gonna try and
fake your own son's death
337
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,213
to collect the
insurance money?
338
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,084
Well, I'm homeless now,
thanks to you,
339
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,259
so what are you
gonna do about it?
340
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,695
I don't give a shit.
341
00:15:57,695 --> 00:16:00,307
Why don't you live with your
magic carpet salesman?
342
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:03,963
Oh! Yeah!
343
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,227
Richard? Richard,
I owe you an apology.
344
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,969
By some freakish twist of
doomsday fate,
345
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,535
there's a real possibility
346
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,581
that you are in fact marked
for death, and that means...
347
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:17,019
Wait! As your conscience,
so am I!
348
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,194
Man up, Larry.
349
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:21,154
Fitzy?
350
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:23,286
I know what happened in there.
351
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,593
So do I.
No more porn archives.
352
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,378
You didn't jump at the chance
to have sex with me.
353
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,206
I did so.
354
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,816
I tried to use sex to sooth you,
355
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:35,211
but what you wanted was a hug.
356
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,821
Some tender loving Sonja.
357
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,562
Stop acting so gay.
358
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:42,044
I want the world
to know it, Fitzy.
359
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,351
You've changed.
360
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:48,355
This is the new Richard
Fitzpatrick, everyone!
361
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:54,578
He is a sensitive man,
and I love him for it.
362
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,146
What the fuck are
you all staring at?
363
00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:01,281
I'm still the same asshole
I've always been.
364
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:04,414
I'm not gonna let some... fucking...
365
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,765
bullshit nightmare prophecy
change that.
366
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,767
As god as my witness,
367
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,161
I wanted to pour the pork
to Sonja last night,
368
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,207
and do you know why?
369
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:17,427
'Cause I'm Richard fucking Fitzpatrick.
370
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,603
And I'm getting my life back.
371
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,313
LARRY:
Puddle.
372
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,358
Ah, fuck.
373
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,841
Okay, it's got its own kitchen,
queen-sized bed,
374
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,321
and a hide-a-bed in the couch.
375
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:44,280
Now, air conditioner
doesn't work and cable TV.
376
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,890
So long as I got porn.
377
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,502
Now, Richard, we cannot hide
from fate in this motel room.
378
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,243
Yes, I can.
379
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,983
Maybe this prophecy is the
wake-up call
380
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,507
we've been waiting for,
you know?
381
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,335
A little nudge to get your life
back on track.
382
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,380
The only way to get my life
back on track
383
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,773
is for me to get
to the track.
384
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,644
Richard, how could you think
about horses
385
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,298
at a time like this?
386
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:05,910
I need money, dumbass. Plus I
got a tip on a rigged horse.
387
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,304
Fuck the dealership.
Fuck my old man.
388
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,784
And if you tell anyone you
checked out my ass,
389
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,177
fuck you too.
390
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:15,355
Richard, I will
make you a deal.
391
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:18,488
I've, uh... I've put aside
some funds for an emergency.
392
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,362
Wait... I've been
choking down blended
393
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:23,798
and you've been
holding out on me?
394
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:28,019
No! I-- I will put that money
down on your horse,
395
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,021
if you promise me two things.
396
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,285
One: you must apologize
to your father.
397
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:35,288
Why would I apologize to that
petrified sack of ass?
398
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,986
Richard, you remember what the
fortune teller said?
399
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,901
You must make amends to the
person you've wronged.
400
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,468
Our lives may depend on it.
401
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,122
So, start with Ken.
402
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,646
And what else?
403
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,649
Well, now that I've been banned
from the dealership,
404
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:52,131
I, uh... I need
a place to stay.
405
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,349
Oh, for fuck's sake.
406
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,960
Those are my terms.
407
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,355
Fine, but you gotta
get to the bookie now.
408
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:02,053
Cherry Bombed in the 5th.
And if you fuck this up, Larry,
409
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,794
we won't need a prophecy
or a nightmare.
410
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,187
I'll fucking kill you myself.
411
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,667
Get your hands off me.
412
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,756
Get out of here!
413
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:25,599
LOUDSPEAKER:
Everyone is welcome at
Ruptal's Prestige Autos.
414
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,688
Come on in.
Get into the old country...
415
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:33,389
My plum! What are you
doing here?
416
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,565
My stupid brother burned down
my stupid house
417
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:39,395
and everything I own.
I need a place to stay.
418
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:42,050
And, uh, you've come to give me
your change of address?
419
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,356
Rupey!
420
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,009
You want to stay with me.
421
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,272
What do you want me
to do?
422
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,230
Live on the street
like I'm some hobo?
423
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,798
I will drive you
to the street myself.
424
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,408
Hello. Private conversation.
425
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,323
Oh, it's so very private
426
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,020
when you screech like
the unfed vulture!
427
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,326
Easy.
428
00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:00,199
Hey! You know the rules.
No Fitzpatricks allowed.
429
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,940
It'll be fun, like, uh...
430
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,769
Like a sleepover...
with benefits.
431
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,728
She has nowhere to go.
432
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:11,253
And we Pashtuns are renowned the
world over for our hospitality.
433
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,386
Oh, now you are proud
of our heritage,
434
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,911
when it promises you plenty of
access to her walls of sugar!
435
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:21,002
Cousin, please, we have
plenty of room in our tent!
436
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,830
You live inside a tent
in your garage?
437
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:26,225
You know you're
not refugees, right?
438
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,356
You aren't refugees, right?
439
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,271
Hey, it is comfortable,
cost-effective,
440
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,838
and it reduces our
carbon footprint.
441
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:34,233
I'm a Fitzpatrick! I deserve to
be treated with dignity,
442
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,713
respect, and fresh towels!
443
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,585
My plum, come.
444
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:43,503
I fill furnish
every linen you desire.
445
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,548
...For a few days.
446
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,250
A tent...
447
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,741
Fuck...
448
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:13,097
You look like shit.
449
00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:14,969
No. I look like a younger,
sexier version
450
00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:16,492
of your tired old ass.
451
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:20,279
Drink it all in,
'cause this is how you end up.
452
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,369
Same genetic code,
same miserable fate.
453
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:26,676
Read the sign. It says,
"Reserved for Fitz." Fuck off.
454
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,243
I've been drinking here
455
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:31,333
since you were doing the
backstroke in my ball sack.
456
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,509
I sit where I want.
457
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,297
You got something on this?
458
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:43,345
Yeah. A sure thing.
459
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,478
You're the
unluckiest guy in town.
460
00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:48,263
I bet your horse loses.
There's a sure thing.
461
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,526
Put your money where
your mouth is, old man.
462
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:53,050
When my horse wins,
I get my old job back.
463
00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:56,227
And when your horse loses, you
get the fuck out of my life,
464
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:57,751
and I never have
to see you again.
465
00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,492
I'd say that's a win-win.
466
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:02,364
See if you are stronger
than a bunny!
467
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:06,281
Try Punch-a-Bunny...
if you dare!
468
00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:08,892
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You are not welcome here.
469
00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:10,285
I need to speak to
your fortune teller,
470
00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:11,765
and figure out a way to save
Richard's life,
471
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,375
and essentially my own.
472
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,334
That's all very interesting,
Mr. Larry,
473
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,944
but there is no
fortune teller here.
474
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,337
Of course there is.
475
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,427
She told Richard all about
his unfortunate fate.
476
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:24,430
We have Punch-a-Bunny,
a Dynamite Dunking Fool,
477
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:28,259
and a condemned child's ride
for which we are not liable.
478
00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,870
But no fortune teller.
479
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:33,395
Okay, this-- this is bad.
This is bad.
480
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,703
Richard is far too emotionally
immature to show remorse,
481
00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:38,574
and he's never going to
apologize to his father,
482
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,620
and without his help...
483
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:44,928
Fuzzy dice.
484
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:46,408
How much for the dice?
485
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,410
Last pair? Are you kidding me?
They're not for sale.
486
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:52,196
They're bestowed only on those
who can conquer
487
00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:55,286
the almighty Punch-a-Bunny.
488
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,419
Ken desperately wants
new fuzzy dice.
489
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,247
Okay? Please!
There is no time.
490
00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:02,990
What's the matter? Are you
afraid to take on the bunny,
491
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,340
you unnaturally tall
Caucasian man?
492
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,298
What?
493
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:10,084
That is racist.
494
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,347
How come you want you job back
495
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,393
if you don't have
a licence to sell cars?
496
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:18,658
I need a place of operations.
Phone. Free coffee. Sonja.
497
00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:21,225
That homo-hideaway you keep
going on about?
498
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:22,705
We'll see how
you feel about it
499
00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:25,186
when you're
waiting outside in line.
500
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:27,057
I'll burn the place down before
you get my business.
501
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:32,062
You haven't got the balls.
502
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:34,413
TV:
They're off!
503
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,066
Rope Back Up pulling for the
early lead.
504
00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:38,286
Simple Season's up close in the early going.
505
00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:41,245
And, Long Shot and Cherry
Bombed is right there as well.
506
00:23:41,245 --> 00:23:51,908
♪
507
00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:54,650
And Cherry Bombed has made a
decisive move,
508
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:57,653
and is on a mission here,
at outrageous odds.
509
00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:59,394
He's overtaken Simple Season.
510
00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:03,006
Will Simple Season be able to
respond to the challenge
511
00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:05,400
of Cherry Bombed as they head over to the top of the stretch?
512
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:12,320
♪
513
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:17,238
Nooo!
514
00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:28,118
♪
515
00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:30,686
It's Cherry Bombed,
fully extended
516
00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:33,167
and Long Shot is trying
to hold on.
517
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:36,431
Simple Season, as they head
towards the wire--
518
00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:37,911
This is going to be close!
519
00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:41,784
And Cherry Bombed has done it!
520
00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:44,787
He won it by half-a-length!
521
00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:48,269
A massive upset
at incredible odds!
522
00:24:48,269 --> 00:24:50,314
50 to 1!
523
00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:55,755
Yeah!
524
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:58,801
Richard! We're saved!
525
00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:02,892
Uh, yeah. My sure thing
came in. I'm rich!
526
00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:06,417
Yes. Yes, we are rich...
527
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:08,507
with possibility!
528
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,379
What the fuck are you
talking about, Larry?
529
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:12,511
You went to the bookie, right?
530
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,426
You got my money, right?
531
00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:19,953
Uh, well... No.
532
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:22,346
But, I got these!
533
00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:25,567
Richard, I did bad,
534
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,657
to achieve good,
to save our lives.
535
00:25:33,357 --> 00:25:36,360
Sir, as per the prophecy,
536
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,450
we make amends.
537
00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:43,585
Consider this a symbolic and
heartfelt gift of apology.
538
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,675
Richard, he may not show it,
but your son loves you.
539
00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:49,330
And all he's asking for
is your forgiveness,
540
00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:51,898
and his job back.
541
00:25:51,898 --> 00:25:53,900
And my fucking money, Larry.
542
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,858
[Laughing]
543
00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:58,992
Even when you win, you lose.
544
00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:03,126
[Laughing]
545
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,261
[Laughing]
546
00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,482
Oh, Richard.
547
00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:36,377
Hello, I'm Dot Foxley,
your new office manager,
548
00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:39,554
and I can't tell you
how excited I am
549
00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:41,774
to be part of the
Fitzpatrick Motors family.
550
00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:46,561
♪ That old black magic
551
00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:49,346
♪ That you weave so well
552
00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:52,393
[Mimicking explosion]
553
00:26:52,393 --> 00:26:54,656
Hold on tight,
Richard Fitzpatrick.
554
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:57,964
♪ The same old witchcraft
555
00:26:57,964 --> 00:27:01,358
♪ When your eyes meet mine
556
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,796
♪ That same old tingle
557
00:27:03,796 --> 00:27:07,147
♪ That I feel inside
558
00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:11,020
♪ And then elevator
559
00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:13,153
♪ Starts its ride
560
00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:16,286
♪ And down and down I go
561
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:19,507
♪ Round and round I go
562
00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:21,857
♪ In a spin
563
00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:25,034
♪ Loving the spin I'm in
564
00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:27,646
♪ Under that old black magic
565
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,648
♪ Called love
566
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:34,043
♪ Called love
567
00:27:34,043 --> 00:27:38,308
♪ You've got me in a spell
568
00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:41,268
♪ That you weave so well
569
00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:44,706
♪ And they call it love
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