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"YOU ARE ALL IN GOOD HEALTH,
BUT YOU CANNOT IMAGINE
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THE SUPREME HAPPINESS
AN EPILEPTIC FEELS
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IN THE MOMENTS BEFORE A FIT.
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I WOULD GIVE PERHAPS MY WHOLE LIFE
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IN EXCHANGE FOR A FEW SECONDS
OF THAT FELICITY." – FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY
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You are about to see old images
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of the Middle Ages.
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The big witch hunt we will discuss
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is one of the major catastrophes
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in man's history.
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To try and understand it,
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we must bear in mind
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that it took place
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in a dark age of our history,
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both spiritually and materially.
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The genuine fear of hell
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weighed constantly on people's minds.
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Let's take a look at the women
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burned at the stake.
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"WE FILMMAKERS
HAVE A BIG RESPONSIBILITY.
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IT IS UP TO US
TO RAISE THE FILM
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FROM AN INDUSTRY TO AN ART FORM."
– CARL THEODOR DREYER
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Save me from the stake, or else...
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Burn the witch!
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You will go with the devil.
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Hypocrite!
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Liar!
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"TO MAKE THE WONDERFUL IMAGE
IN DAY OF WRATH
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OF THE WITCH WHO LANDS
ON THE BONFIRE,
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THE ACTRESS WAS ON TOP OF HER LADDER
FOR TWO HOURS.
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IT'S NO WONDER HER FACE BORE A REAL EXPRESSION
OF HORROR." – LA REVUE DU CINÉMA
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Can we stop that hell?
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Have you been burned
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at the stake?
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- Like we'll do later.
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- No.
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- It's classy.
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- Oh, yeah?
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- Yeah!
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- Have you?
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Sure.
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I think it rocks.
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It's so chic.
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You're queen of the village.
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Really!
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It's then or never.
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Either you've been
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a beauty queen
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or burned at the stake.
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So, since I've never been
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Miss France,
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sometimes I say
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I'm Miss Dreux.
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Miss Dreux is chic.
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KINGDOM OF FRANCE
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YEAR 2019
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But the most
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beautiful death,
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the most...
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is Christ.
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You know, I go to church,
you believe or not, up to you.
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I respect people,
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who cares!
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But it's pretty classy!
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Really, whoever
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scripted the Passion...
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Oh, yeah!
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We learned a new word
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today – "sexocide".
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Sexocide:
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the genocide of witches.
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Because they're women.
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Did you...?
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Let's see your ears.
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Do you have it?
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Fuck!
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We've got the witch sign.
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That too, you know...
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Having your earlobe cut
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was a sign of recognition
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for witches.
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Outside, easy to see.
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Women got burned for that.
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You don't have it.
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But you do have
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pierced ears.
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I'm Top Witch!
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Fuck!
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Redheads, witches...
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And that too...
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One thing
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was really horrible
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when I played a witch.
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To check
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you were really a witch,
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they dunked you in water.
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If you drowned,
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you weren't a witch.
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So we did that.
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Except the witches
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were naked
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and you're filming
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in an Italian village
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with loads of guys
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dressed Medieval
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to look the part,
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because that's when
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the film was set.
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You climb a mountain,
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naked.
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With 2,000 guys there.
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I swear.
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I'd say it's the worst memory
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of my life.
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You've got 2,000 guys
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scoping you naked.
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Climbing! Not posing.
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You're climbing,
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in crappy positions,
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looking ridiculous
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and baring all.
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I'd be happy to climb
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if I had your body.
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Fuck!
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The film is beautiful,
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so it's OK.
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But when you're doing it...
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The end justifies the means.
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It's OK.
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Really!
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I've worked with guys
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where I'm told he's a prick.
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I'm not looking
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to make friends.
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I don't give a shit.
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Some directors are pricks.
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If he's really cool,
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it's a plus.
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But it's no big deal.
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If he takes me
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on his trip on screen...
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Know what I like best?
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When you don't question it.
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Something totally
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unlikely happens,
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you can't explain it,
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and you don't try to.
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You don't ask why.
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It runs deeper than that,
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the guy takes you
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on his trip,
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into his mind, his brain.
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The actor? The director?
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Huh?
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The director?
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Yeah. I, personally...
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That's it.
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I'm not criticizing.
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People make movies or watch them
for what they get out of them.
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Fuck entertainment movies!
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They bore me.
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But if people like them,
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who am I to say
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they're crap?
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I need to get inspired
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or carried away.
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It's like drugs, or...
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Why am I comparing it
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to drugs?
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See?
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Sometimes I talk so much
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it drives me nuts.
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No, it's better.
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Honestly!
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Imagine
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if I take fucking speed!
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What I wanted to say is
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when I arrive in paradise
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and my Lord and Master
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is there--
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You think that?
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You're a real believer?
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Hell, yes!
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I don't believe in anything.
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I do! Yes, I do!
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Jesus?
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I've been doing deals with Him
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all my life.
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I swear.
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I say, "Come on,
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if I do this, it'll be OK?"
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And since He's never answered,
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I say it's cool.
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Did Jesus speak?
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"Don't do it,
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don't take that shit!"
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He said nothing.
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He won't like the film
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you're making...
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The day He says,
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"You're screwing up!"
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I won't do it.
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But the day
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I arrive in paradise
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and my Lord and Master
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is there,
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in the afternoon
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He'll say
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that I spent my life
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talking about Him,
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hyping Him up.
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I'm like His agent!
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And when He sees me,
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He comes to meet me
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at the gates.
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He'll take care of me.
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He'll teach me tons.
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Loads. It'll be fab.
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"MOST FILMMAKERS TODAY
ARE LIKE THE LIVING DEAD,
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AND THEIR FILMS ARE JUST LIKE THEM."
– JEAN-LUC GODARD
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The bonfire scene
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will look beautiful.
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Yes.
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Have you ever burned
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at the stake?
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No, not at the stake,
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but I've burned...
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in a tent.
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That is so uncool!
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It looked great.
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I'm sure.
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It's the way you said it.
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Under branches...
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I'm sure it was beautiful.
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Everything you do
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is beautiful.
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No, but...
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In any case, it was--
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Yes, I burned.
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I've never seen you
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in anything tacky.
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But not at the stake!
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Sure, I've done loads.
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Maybe!
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I don't remember that.
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Not at the stake.
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You have?
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Yes. It was classy.
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But the ridiculous thing was,
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the producer was there
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and I'm on the stake, with the wool robe
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and my hair chopped...
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Super sexy.
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Bonfires are super sexy.
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It ends badly,
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but it's über-cool.
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When you get
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to the bonfire,
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you're on a donkey.
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Hopping with fleas,
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but so cute! I swear!
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You go through the village,
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everyone points...
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It's so sexy!
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When you get
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to the bonfire
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the producer comes up
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and doesn't find it sexy.
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The wool robe,
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with no lingerie,
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it didn't suit the scene.
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He takes something
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to cut it,
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a blade or knife
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or whatever.
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And he slits it open here,
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and on the thigh.
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I say, "You've lost the plot!"
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Low-cut!
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No shit.
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I remember a film
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with a real pretty actress
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in the 1950s,
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where she falls
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and her dress opens.
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You see her garter belt,
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she's posing.
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Nobody falls
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into a perfect pose!
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It was funny.
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But on a bonfire,
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showing a...
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It wasn't the director,
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he wasn't a prick.
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00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,970
It was the producer,
296
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,970
a total stereotype.
297
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,020
The Italian producer
298
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,020
who wants it sexy.
299
00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:07,390
Totally "woman"... Weird.
300
00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,940
But it's a good film,
301
00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,940
so who cares.
302
00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,360
No, I've never seen you
303
00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,360
in shit films.
304
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,150
Oh, sure, I've done loads.
305
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,150
We all did!
306
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,490
It's like the ugly guy.
307
00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:18,070
There's always one.
308
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,820
When you list
309
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,820
who you've scored,
310
00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:20,950
you list the hunks.
311
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,500
Or not just hunks,
312
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,500
the class acts.
313
00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,960
There's always a loser
314
00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,960
you leave out.
315
00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,920
We all have one.
316
00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,040
A loser you leave out.
317
00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:35,340
Or a guy who gives you
318
00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:35,340
the creeps.
319
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,180
There's always
320
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,180
a dead rat somewhere!
321
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,050
I had one
322
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,050
who wasn't a creep.
323
00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:43,930
Poor guy, he was real cute,
324
00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:43,930
but so young.
325
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,560
I was older than him.
326
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,190
And... it was
327
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,190
the end of the film,
328
00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:52,650
we had to get together.
329
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,070
And he ejaculated
330
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,070
on my leg.
331
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,620
For real!
332
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,620
But it didn't creep me out.
333
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:04,780
He was moved!
334
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:06,160
Yeah. Poor guy,
335
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:06,160
he was so young.
336
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,710
How young? 16?
337
00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:08,750
Yes!
338
00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,920
That's six years too old!
339
00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:16,170
That happened to me
340
00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:16,170
in a movie theater.
341
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,460
I was with friends...
342
00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:18,590
Gross!
343
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,930
Vile.
344
00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:22,140
There were
345
00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:22,140
loads of people...
346
00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:24,010
How did it happen?
347
00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:25,890
We were waiting in line.
348
00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,390
I must have been
349
00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,390
touching the guy.
350
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,890
Like you didn't know!
351
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,350
No, honestly.
352
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,820
I'm with my punk pals.
353
00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:37,940
We go in and as I walk by
354
00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:37,940
I feel something on my leg.
355
00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:39,740
Right then,
356
00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:39,740
you can't imagine it.
357
00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:42,280
You don't get it.
358
00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:42,280
Then I realize.
359
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,030
I was with a hardcore punk.
360
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,030
He bust the creep's brains!
361
00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,910
I said, "Dude!
362
00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,910
You behaved badly.
363
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,750
You're gonna regret it."
364
00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:49,910
Seriously!
365
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,000
No! Me,
366
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,000
I practically apologized.
367
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,540
You're nuts!
368
00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:56,800
Fuck!
369
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,050
He must have felt bad.
370
00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:00,050
He was very embarrassed.
371
00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:00,050
Totally.
372
00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:02,550
So you were naked,
373
00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:02,550
for you to realize?
374
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:06,510
Yes.
375
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:06,510
We were totally naked!
376
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,640
Under the sheets.
377
00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:11,140
The director told him
378
00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:13,150
he should have
379
00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:13,150
jerked off beforehand.
380
00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,650
It's no big deal.
381
00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,650
But I guess he...
382
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,440
Oh, boy!
383
00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:22,990
I've had love scenes
384
00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:22,990
where the set designers...
385
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,240
I remember once
386
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,240
in Miami...
387
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,620
A love scene,
388
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,620
you've done the scene
389
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,330
and, God knows why,
390
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,330
the set designers
391
00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:31,500
insist on taking
392
00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:31,500
their sheets
393
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,960
and pillows right there,
394
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,580
when you're butt naked.
395
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,380
You're not some
396
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,380
porn actor, all relaxed.
397
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,760
Generally,
398
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,760
you're not relaxed,
399
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,380
being naked...
400
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,180
None of that here?
401
00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,390
No!
402
00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:46,930
We didn't tell you about
403
00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:46,930
the gangbang scene?
404
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,890
We kept it as a surprise!
405
00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:54,230
No, sweetie, I won't pull
406
00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:54,230
surprises like that.
407
00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:57,150
Hey, presto!
408
00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:57,150
A hard porn scene.
409
00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:58,270
No way.
410
00:12:58,980 --> 00:12:59,980
I keep banging on,
411
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,470
maybe you want to rest up?
412
00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,310
Concentrate.
413
00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:06,990
No, but...
414
00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:06,990
When do we start?
415
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,540
Now.
416
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,540
When everyone's ready.
417
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,080
You'll go to makeup
418
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,080
to get prepped.
419
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,710
The crew's cool,
420
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,710
you'll see.
421
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,170
But then
422
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,170
there's Tic and Tac.
423
00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:17,670
They're my ball and chain.
424
00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:20,420
Fagin and Scrooge.
425
00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:20,420
The producers.
426
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,420
Who?
427
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,340
The producers, you'll see!
428
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,340
Stereotypical pricks.
429
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,380
They're here?
430
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,640
All the time.
431
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,640
All the time!
432
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:29,010
Everywhere I look,
433
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:29,010
they're in my frame.
434
00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:31,350
Like a curse!
435
00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:34,390
Nobody sees them.
436
00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:34,390
But I do, everywhere.
437
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,980
They do my head in.
438
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,690
Can you do
439
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,690
what you like or not?
440
00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:40,320
They have no choice.
441
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,860
They can't force
442
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,860
anything on me.
443
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,860
They've signed
444
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,860
the contract.
445
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,070
Like I say,
446
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,740
"You wanted me,
447
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,740
you got me!"
448
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,820
Deal with it.
449
00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:49,620
I'm a nice person.
450
00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:51,740
I've got a big mouth,
451
00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:51,740
whatever.
452
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:54,330
I'm nice.
453
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:54,330
I respect people.
454
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:58,000
But if you piss me off,
455
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:58,000
it all vanishes. All of it!
456
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,590
OK, babe?
457
00:14:02,590 --> 00:14:05,260
You busy?
458
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:06,880
I won't answer that.
459
00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:09,760
If it's the... tiebreaker.
460
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,140
Don't push it!
461
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,680
I have a friend from LA here.
462
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,560
Say that again, sweetie!
463
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,270
I love it, "from LA."
464
00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:18,560
From Los Angeles.
465
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:21,020
I got it, I'm not dumb.
466
00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,980
He's flown over,
467
00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,980
an eight or nine hour flight...
468
00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:26,200
He'll see us tomorrow.
469
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,780
He'll still want to.
470
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:29,990
They say they're busy.
471
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,870
Hello.
472
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,160
I'm Karl.
473
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:34,950
Why me?
474
00:14:35,870 --> 00:14:38,250
- You're a prick-magnet!
475
00:14:35,870 --> 00:14:38,250
- He's my bro!
476
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,670
Bad timing.
477
00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:46,130
Béatrice!
478
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,930
Can we start?
479
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,260
Clara! Can you take care
480
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,260
of Charlotte?
481
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,390
Please, we don't need
482
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,390
to talk to him now.
483
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,020
We're ready.
484
00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:57,980
Right behind you.
485
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,980
Charlotte?
486
00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:14,120
What are you doing?
487
00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,040
- I follow you?
488
00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,040
- Yes, please.
489
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,040
- Who's that guy?
490
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,040
- No idea.
491
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,110
Check out the LA loser!
492
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,410
- And who's this?
493
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,410
- Mica, the construction manager.
494
00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:56,950
Hi, Mica!
495
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,370
He seems happy.
496
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:05,380
So, for the next scene
497
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:05,380
we go straight in...
498
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,670
First we see the actresses
499
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,670
to reassure them.
500
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,220
And we do a run-through,
501
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,220
a rehearsal with everyone.
502
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,970
I hear you, Maxime.
503
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:16,100
But there's a problem:
504
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:16,100
you're committed.
505
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,890
Yannick...
506
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,600
I wouldn't be funding this
507
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,600
if you weren't here.
508
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,560
Tell me you didn't know.
509
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,350
- We know she's an actress.
510
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,350
- You knew!
511
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,980
It's her first film.
512
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,980
You've worked with losers.
513
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,190
You drove them.
514
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,190
I won't name names.
515
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,570
You've worked with the greats,
516
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,570
but also with losers.
517
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,360
This one's a loser.
518
00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:34,070
No!
519
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,530
Listen.
520
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:38,330
If you knew, it's bad.
521
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,160
If you knew, it's bad.
522
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,960
Bad for the film.
523
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,960
Bad for the crew.
524
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,830
Bad for me.
525
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,000
It makes me sick.
526
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,000
Sick.
527
00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:48,550
You need to take a step back.
528
00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:50,420
We're a bit late.
529
00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:50,420
We can catch up.
530
00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:52,220
- No! It's more than a bit.
531
00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:52,220
- I'm counting on you.
532
00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:55,590
It's more than a bit.
533
00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:55,590
It's a fucking catastrophe.
534
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,600
Listen, of course it's a catastrophe,
535
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,720
I've pumped 80% of my cash
536
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,720
into this.
537
00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:03,190
Béatrice Dalle is a name.
538
00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:03,190
Right now you're nobody, OK?
539
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:06,650
So you'll do her movie.
540
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:06,650
I'm asking you to do it, OK?
541
00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:08,860
You do the movie.
542
00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:08,860
You don't listen to her.
543
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,320
You make the decisions.
544
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,030
You're not the DP,
545
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,030
you're the director, OK?
546
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,740
- You're in the driving seat.
547
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,740
- OK, I'm the driver.
548
00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:15,950
Can you fire her or not?
549
00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:18,370
It's very complicated.
550
00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:18,370
There's a contract.
551
00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:19,910
But I can try to fire her.
552
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,870
I'll call my attorney.
553
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,870
We'll see.
554
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,750
Or... this might be crazy,
555
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,750
but it's an idea.
556
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:28,090
- Lola, where's Tom? I want to talk to him.
- He's right here.
557
00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:29,550
Here, boss.
558
00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:31,420
- Tom...
559
00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:31,420
- Talk.
560
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,300
You know Victor Hugo's poem,
561
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,300
The Conscience?
562
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,590
No? The eye was in the grave,
563
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,590
looking at Cain.
564
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,680
I want you to be my eye.
565
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,720
I want you to follow Béatrice
566
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,720
day and night,
567
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:43,730
to the toilet if need be, with your camera,
568
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:43,730
and film her every move.
569
00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:46,310
I'll find a mistake.
570
00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:46,310
And fire her for it.
571
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,810
- Perfect, got it.
572
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,810
- Got it?
573
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:50,610
OK. We'll watch the footage
574
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:50,610
every evening.
575
00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,320
Thanks.
576
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,860
See? We'll be OK!
577
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,990
- You'll take over if I fire her?
578
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,990
- But I...
579
00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:58,450
Max? Max? Deal.
580
00:17:58,570 --> 00:17:59,910
- I don't know...
581
00:17:58,570 --> 00:17:59,910
- Max?
582
00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:02,040
I don't know.
583
00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:02,040
Honestly, no...
584
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,480
Thanks, Max!
585
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,040
Where did you get
586
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,040
this assistant?
587
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,250
She sucks!
588
00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:08,790
You wanted
589
00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:08,790
an amateur crew.
590
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,420
She's a waste of space!
591
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,420
Pretty, but useless.
592
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,880
It's your DP who sucks!
593
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,970
I could stick his zoom
594
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,970
up his arse!
595
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:17,340
Wait till we've wrapped.
596
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,720
He's 60 and can't light shit!
597
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,180
Professional my arse...
598
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,390
You got cash?
599
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,390
The druggist's here.
600
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,020
He's got the sedative.
601
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:26,810
Take it from my purse.
602
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:29,860
I'm doing it for you.
603
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:33,150
I know. Let's roll!
604
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:33,150
Let's burn some witches!
605
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:36,280
We start soon.
606
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:36,280
See you over there?
607
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,820
Yes.
608
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,530
Coming.
609
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,620
Seriously...
610
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:42,910
Back to hell.
611
00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:47,000
Time to get moving
612
00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:47,000
and do a run-through.
613
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,290
Everyone listen, please!
614
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,500
Félix, you translate.
615
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:54,300
I'd just like to say
616
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:54,300
to my princesses that
617
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:58,260
if they have a question
618
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:58,260
or want any directions,
619
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:01,890
if they want reassurance,
620
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:01,890
or need my advice,
621
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,010
I'm here for them now.
622
00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:06,140
So they can ask
623
00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:06,140
any questions.
624
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,310
What kind of makeup?
625
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,900
I want her to feel good.
626
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:15,780
So ask her how
627
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:15,780
she wants her makeup,
628
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,900
how she feels beautiful.
629
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,030
I need her to feel
630
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,030
strong and reassured.
631
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:20,410
So ask her, OK?
632
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:23,030
Béatrice!
633
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:23,030
Can you come here?
634
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,580
Yes, Judas.
635
00:19:25,410 --> 00:19:27,830
So, what's the problem here?
636
00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:30,960
No problem, we're debriefing.
637
00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:30,960
Don't be paranoid.
638
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,590
I'm not, I'm asking a question
639
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,590
calmly and politely,
640
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:36,960
- so answer me the same way.
641
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:36,960
- It's not calm or polite.
642
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:38,840
- Max! Respect...
643
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:38,840
- What did I say?
644
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,800
Max, what did I ask?
645
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,180
You're here to supervise Béatrice,
646
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,180
You're her DP...
647
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:46,390
- I can't stand it.
648
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:46,390
- If you can't stand it, leave. OK?
649
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,770
I can't stand it either,
650
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,770
but I shut up.
651
00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:51,230
We'll talk over here,
652
00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:51,230
we're heading for disaster.
653
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:52,350
Not now!
654
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,900
We're heading for disaster.
655
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,900
You need to wind down.
656
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,940
Disaster?
657
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,940
I've been waiting hours!
658
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,570
Asking for rehearsals,
659
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,570
places to meet and talk.
660
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,320
And I keep being told to wait.
661
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,320
And this DP who--
662
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:03,450
Calm down!
663
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,410
What?
664
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,410
I'll calm down if I want!
665
00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:07,120
Calm down!
666
00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:07,120
Why the hysterics?
667
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,580
Not now!
668
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:09,750
And you!
669
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:12,040
What is this? The Cannes Film Festival?
670
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:12,040
Taking photos!
671
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,750
Stop!
672
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,460
OK.
673
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:19,800
Can someone go to the dressing room,
674
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:19,800
to check on Charlotte? She'll leave!
675
00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:36,570
Charlotte,
676
00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:36,570
we're almost ready.
677
00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:38,940
Do you need anything?
678
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,360
Go produce
679
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,360
your ham ads!
680
00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:46,700
My ham ads
681
00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:46,700
pay for this film!
682
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,830
And for now...
683
00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:48,950
- Charlotte...
684
00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:48,950
- It's not my fault.
685
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,080
Clara, can you
686
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,080
take Fanny on set?
687
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,210
Félix!
688
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:54,790
Félix!
689
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,000
Handle this.
690
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,000
I want a rehearsal now.
691
00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,590
- Béatrice!
692
00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,590
- What?
693
00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:02,220
I alone believed in your project.
694
00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:02,220
And you're grossly ungrateful!
695
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:04,930
- But...
696
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:04,930
- You're not involved!
697
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:08,050
I'm waiting for hair and makeup,
698
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:08,050
you want me on set when they're not ready?
699
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,930
You don't respect me
700
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,930
or the project!
701
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,140
Be respectable to earn my respect!
702
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,940
- Wait, babe...
703
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,940
- This is not the time!
704
00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:15,480
- It's never time.
705
00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:15,480
- I'm working!
706
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,440
And for you it's never time!
707
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,230
Are they ready?
708
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,230
Paul, please...
709
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,780
We need some privacy.
710
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,150
You need privacy?
711
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,150
Everyone out!
712
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,280
Everyone who's not needed,
713
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,280
please leave.
714
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,410
- Is she ready?
715
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,410
- I just started her hydration.
716
00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,870
Hydration?
717
00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,870
Fucking jargon.
718
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,250
Don't you start!
719
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,250
Seriously!
720
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:43,010
- Crazy bitch!
721
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:43,010
- Béa, you're a fraud!
722
00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:45,300
It's a status, at least!
723
00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:49,930
You can finish on set.
724
00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:50,060
Hey, girls, hurry up!
725
00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:51,930
On set? We can't!
726
00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:56,770
- I know my job, OK?
727
00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:56,770
- But you're still on set.
728
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,150
Can we get the stand-in?
729
00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:02,570
We're on our way.
730
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:04,110
About time!
731
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,570
- The camera's ready?
732
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,570
- Five or ten minutes.
733
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,870
- Five or ten minutes?
734
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,870
- Ten minutes.
735
00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:15,250
- Maxime, this is Fanny.
736
00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:15,250
- Hello, Fanny.
737
00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:19,540
Momo! Can you angle
738
00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:19,540
the red lights?
739
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,590
Is the lighting ready?
740
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,590
Can we rehearse?
741
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,970
I won't talk to you now.
742
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,970
Not now, please!
743
00:22:26,090 --> 00:22:29,220
Dumbarse, I've said nothing
744
00:22:26,090 --> 00:22:29,220
and bust no-one's balls.
745
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,680
Félix, please!
746
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,220
Handle the stand-in
747
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,220
so he won't bug her.
748
00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:37,850
Launch the sky!
749
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:39,060
Not blue!
The sky for the film.
750
00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:42,020
Where are the extras?
751
00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:42,020
Who's that bum on Abbey's mark?
752
00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:43,570
The sky for the film, Ernesto!
753
00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:49,240
There, thank you!
754
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,450
All ready, Ahmed?
755
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:53,740
Ready?
756
00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:55,200
Lighting!
757
00:22:55,330 --> 00:23:00,330
Stop fighting! Get moving,
758
00:22:55,330 --> 00:23:00,330
not a single shot is ready!
759
00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:01,460
Shit!
760
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,420
Go find someone!
761
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,590
Hello, I'm from Cinematic Eye magazine.
762
00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:08,720
We met at the Female Film Festival
763
00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:08,720
in Montreuil.
764
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:09,930
I mean Créteil.
765
00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:13,390
Would it be possible
766
00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:13,390
to get some info?
767
00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:15,350
A few facts and figures
768
00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:15,350
on this shoot.
769
00:23:15,470 --> 00:23:17,480
Know what?
770
00:23:15,470 --> 00:23:17,480
Go ask the boss!
771
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,350
- He's running the show.
772
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,350
- I don't want to be a bother.
773
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,610
But you are!
774
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,440
Extras!
775
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,650
Extras on set now!
776
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:28,700
Extras on set now, please!
777
00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:30,570
Clara, send the fucking
778
00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:30,570
extras now!
779
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:31,700
Boy!
780
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:32,700
Extras on...
781
00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:33,700
Wait!
782
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:36,450
- I'm the boss!
783
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:36,450
- Extras on set!
784
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,000
Get Yannick, please!
785
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,670
I've had it, I'm leaving.
786
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,750
What can I do here?
787
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,380
What is this production?
788
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,430
We've been waiting
789
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,430
since 8am!
790
00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:54,350
Fucking union extras!
791
00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:54,350
I'll bust the fucking set!
792
00:23:54,470 --> 00:23:56,470
Béatrice on set!
793
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,900
What can I do?
794
00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:07,070
Extras!
795
00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:07,070
Extras on set now!
796
00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:10,280
When do we eat?
797
00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:10,280
We've been here five hours!
798
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,070
With no food, no drink!
799
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,950
We're not cattle!
800
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:15,910
Fuck!
801
00:24:16,030 --> 00:24:19,330
Clara! Get sandwiches
802
00:24:16,030 --> 00:24:19,330
for the extras, please!
803
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,550
Keep focused!
804
00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:29,510
I'm an idiot.
805
00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:31,510
Bright and eager!
806
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,650
- Time to go.
807
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,650
- Cool it! We're good.
808
00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:02,750
If you stopped shouting
809
00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:02,750
we'd be ready! What is this?
810
00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:05,210
I'm trying not to shout.
811
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:07,750
Let's go, she's waiting.
812
00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:21,730
We're bringing
813
00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:21,730
the actresses now.
814
00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:47,290
- Béatrice, are you coming?
815
00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:47,290
- No!
816
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,970
Béatrice!
817
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,970
Come back!
818
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:26,040
Béatrice!
819
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:26,040
Come out here!
820
00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:28,720
Béatrice!
821
00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:28,720
For fuck's sake!
822
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:30,340
Béatrice, I'm so sorry.
823
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:30,340
I put my foot in it.
824
00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:32,050
I didn't think
825
00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:32,050
it'd be a bad time.
826
00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:34,050
Come now, or you burn!
827
00:26:34,170 --> 00:26:36,420
Not now!
828
00:26:36,550 --> 00:26:38,220
I didn't mean to...
829
00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:39,970
Béatrice is coming!
830
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,830
No way!
831
00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:42,470
Let's go!
832
00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:51,360
As you know,
833
00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:51,360
I started with Jean-Luc.
834
00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:57,150
So no little nobody is going
835
00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:57,150
to teach me my job.
836
00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:59,820
See?
837
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,450
Jean-Luc was no laugh.
838
00:27:04,450 --> 00:27:05,700
But here...
839
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,790
Yeah, you said.
840
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,630
- What's happening?
841
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,630
- I don't know.
842
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:16,260
- Is the focus OK?
843
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:16,260
- I'm good.
844
00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,800
OK.
845
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:21,180
Charlotte, you look...
846
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:23,470
You look tired today.
847
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,770
Are you doing
848
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,770
any facial care?
849
00:27:25,890 --> 00:27:28,390
Like, a mineral cure?
850
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,020
I'm not so tired.
851
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:33,480
Something with aloe vera
852
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:33,480
or guarana seed?
853
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,320
To help plump up the skin,
854
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,320
because...
855
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,640
Do as I say!
856
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,640
Go get it...
857
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:39,250
Crew, listen up!
858
00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:42,160
I want only
859
00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:42,160
essential people on set!
860
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,280
No parasites,
861
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,280
it'll show on screen.
862
00:27:44,410 --> 00:27:46,080
Béatrice, I got the message.
863
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,710
I'll let the artist work.
864
00:27:48,830 --> 00:27:50,420
Get your mitts off already.
865
00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:52,500
You can sink my movie,
but you can't sink my company.
866
00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:55,210
- You really think now is--?
867
00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:55,210
- I've called my attorney.
868
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,170
I've made arrangements.
869
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,170
You'll see.
870
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,340
I'll have the last laugh!
871
00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:01,550
Thank you for being here.
872
00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:01,550
I feel safer, you're fabulous.
873
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,340
- And the eyes?
874
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,340
- Nothing.
875
00:28:04,430 --> 00:28:06,060
- Nothing?
876
00:28:04,430 --> 00:28:06,060
- No.
877
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:09,100
- You don't want--?
878
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:09,100
- Nothing! Thank you.
879
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,730
- Charlotte, we're not done!
880
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,730
- We'll finish later.
881
00:28:11,850 --> 00:28:14,520
I apologize for this chaos.
882
00:28:11,850 --> 00:28:14,520
We have a problem.
883
00:28:14,650 --> 00:28:16,270
Me too, soon.
884
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,650
Béatrice is an actress, not a director.
I'll replace her with Max.
885
00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:20,910
It's a secret!
886
00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:20,910
Thank you for being here!
887
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,450
Yes, we're coming.
888
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,410
Hurry up!
889
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,580
I can't walk fast
890
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,580
in these things.
891
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:36,040
Hang on, I need
892
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:36,040
to make a quick call.
893
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:37,590
- Not now.
894
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:37,590
- Shall I go back?
895
00:28:37,710 --> 00:28:41,220
No, we're in a hurry.
896
00:28:37,710 --> 00:28:41,220
You couldn't earlier?
897
00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:42,930
No, I couldn't!
898
00:28:43,050 --> 00:28:48,180
I need a place
899
00:28:43,050 --> 00:28:48,180
where I'm... alone.
900
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:48,180
Good.
901
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:48,180
Keep up the energy!
902
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,020
Let's shoot the next one!
903
00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:55,170
Charlotte!
904
00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:55,170
Where is she?
905
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,650
Charlotte!
906
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,650
Sorry to bother you.
907
00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:59,110
I know you're about to shoot.
908
00:28:59,230 --> 00:29:01,530
I'm one of your biggest fans.
909
00:28:59,230 --> 00:29:01,530
I'm a journalist.
910
00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:03,150
I just wanted some info
911
00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:03,150
about the shoot.
912
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,200
Please, Dad!
913
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,200
We'll do this later.
914
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,410
What to say?
915
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,410
I haven't started--
916
00:29:06,530 --> 00:29:08,950
- Just a minute--
917
00:29:06,530 --> 00:29:08,950
- No, sorry. I can't.
918
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,410
What a pain!
919
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,410
He swore he wouldn't come.
920
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:13,790
Who are these people?
921
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:13,790
It's rude.
922
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,320
If you let
923
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,320
all these people in...
924
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,680
Be quick, or I'll get shit.
925
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,810
I'll be quick.
926
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,810
That's the crafty.
927
00:29:29,930 --> 00:29:31,600
You can...
928
00:29:36,230 --> 00:29:38,820
It's a TV set,
929
00:29:36,230 --> 00:29:38,820
but you can go in.
930
00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:42,530
Thanks.
931
00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:47,070
Keep in mind
932
00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:47,070
it's a dreamlike movie!
933
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,370
It's not politics. It's poetry!
934
00:29:49,490 --> 00:29:51,580
We're making art,
935
00:29:49,490 --> 00:29:51,580
we're making a film!
936
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,120
- Hello?
937
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,120
- It's Charlotte.
938
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,500
- Hello, madam.
939
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,500
- All OK?
940
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:59,380
- Yes, fine.
941
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:59,380
- Is she all right?
942
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:03,010
- I pass her to you...
943
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:03,010
- OK! Thanks.
944
00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:07,090
- Hello, Mummy.
945
00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:07,090
- Yes, sweetie. All well?
946
00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:11,060
No, Mummy, not really.
947
00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:11,060
At the canteen...
948
00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:13,020
What did you say?
949
00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:15,310
School wasn't good.
950
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,600
Why? What's wrong?
951
00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:22,980
At school today, Paul and Lucas
952
00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:22,980
made a cross on my foofoo...
953
00:30:23,110 --> 00:30:24,530
with a knife.
954
00:30:24,650 --> 00:30:26,070
What?
955
00:30:27,110 --> 00:30:28,700
Are you kidding?
956
00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:33,490
They wanted to do a tattoo
957
00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:33,490
on my foofoo.
958
00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:35,620
When, today?
959
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:38,540
Yes, at the canteen.
960
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:38,540
At noon.
961
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:39,750
But...
962
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,630
Just a minute!
963
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,630
Wait!
964
00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,170
Be quick!
965
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:46,550
Pass me the nanny, please.
966
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:49,640
- Madam?
967
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:49,640
- Pass me...
968
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,760
- Hello, madam?
969
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,760
- Yes.
970
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,270
My daughter just told me something.
971
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,270
Can you...
972
00:30:57,390 --> 00:30:59,810
Can you check...
973
00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:03,360
Can you undress her
974
00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:03,360
and check that she's not hurt?
975
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,570
What do you mean?
976
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,570
I don't understand.
977
00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:09,700
She told me something.
978
00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:09,700
I'd like you to look, right now.
979
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:13,450
- You undress her...
980
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:13,450
- Yes.
981
00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:17,000
You undress her now and look
982
00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:17,000
to see that she's not hurt.
983
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,120
- Now?
984
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,120
- Yes, now.
985
00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:23,250
OK. I hang up?
986
00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:23,250
Or stay on line?
987
00:31:23,380 --> 00:31:27,970
No...
988
00:31:23,380 --> 00:31:27,970
I'll call back in ten minutes.
989
00:31:28,090 --> 00:31:30,840
- OK.
990
00:31:28,090 --> 00:31:30,840
- And you look, OK?
991
00:31:30,970 --> 00:31:32,640
Yes. I'll call back.
992
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,100
Sorry...
993
00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:36,850
This way.
994
00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:48,150
Wait!
995
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,360
I won't have time after.
996
00:31:50,490 --> 00:31:52,910
Not now. No!
997
00:32:07,710 --> 00:32:09,050
Sorry!
998
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,080
Clara!
999
00:33:23,590 --> 00:33:26,530
Félix, where's Charlotte?
1000
00:33:23,590 --> 00:33:26,530
Can someone get her?
1001
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,790
Come on, Charlotte!
1002
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,090
Ken will wire your mike.
1003
00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:31,880
Careful.
1004
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,510
I can sense you're down.
1005
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,510
Anything wrong?
1006
00:33:33,630 --> 00:33:36,300
Yes.
1007
00:33:33,630 --> 00:33:36,300
I think I'll have to go home.
1008
00:33:36,430 --> 00:33:39,930
- Because of the shoot?
1009
00:33:36,430 --> 00:33:39,930
- No, not the shoot, but...
1010
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,220
Can't you see we're talking?
1011
00:33:41,350 --> 00:33:42,390
Just a moment.
1012
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,060
She said two minutes,
1013
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,060
so wait, OK?
1014
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,190
Jesus!
1015
00:33:46,310 --> 00:33:47,900
Stop! Can't you see
1016
00:33:46,310 --> 00:33:47,900
we're talking?
1017
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:50,530
You're on me
1018
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:50,530
every two minutes!
1019
00:33:50,650 --> 00:33:52,650
- It's never the right time.
1020
00:33:50,650 --> 00:33:52,650
- Fuck it!
1021
00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:54,030
I need to make a call.
1022
00:33:54,150 --> 00:33:56,990
- Of course, sweetheart.
1023
00:33:54,150 --> 00:33:56,990
- Thank you.
1024
00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:01,290
What the fuck?
1025
00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:01,290
You work for a tabloid or what?
1026
00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:02,660
Come here!
1027
00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:06,500
I do what I want!
1028
00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:06,500
I'm the boss!
1029
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:09,630
What the fuck?
1030
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:09,630
My camera!
1031
00:34:17,010 --> 00:34:18,430
It's Charlotte.
1032
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,850
No point leaving a message,
1033
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,850
but... can you call me back?
1034
00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:26,810
As soon as possible.
1035
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:29,190
I'm worried, so...
1036
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:32,150
Leave me a message.
1037
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:37,030
Leave a message,
1038
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:37,030
even just to say what... what you saw.
1039
00:34:37,150 --> 00:34:39,740
And please tell her...
1040
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:42,450
I'll call back in 15 or 20 minutes.
1041
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:45,540
Tell her I'll be there soon as I can.
1042
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,750
"THE FILMMAKER IS THE MAN
1043
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:54,710
WHO MUST LEAVE HIS SIGNATURE
ON A FILM
1044
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,920
INTENDED AS A WORK OF ART."
– CARL THEODOR DREYER
1045
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,390
Ernesto!
1046
00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:01,680
The sky!
1047
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,140
You want to burn a witch!
1048
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,270
Ready for rehearsal!
1049
00:35:06,390 --> 00:35:07,980
Ready for action?
1050
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,520
Keep angry!
1051
00:35:09,650 --> 00:35:11,480
Rolling! End board!
1052
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,590
Action. Rehearsal. Extras!
1053
00:35:19,610 --> 00:35:20,950
Good. Cut!
1054
00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,070
Cut!
1055
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,540
Can't you keep rolling a bit longer?
1056
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:27,160
You should say what you want before!
1057
00:35:27,710 --> 00:35:30,450
You can't cut after
1058
00:35:27,710 --> 00:35:30,450
three seconds. It's five!
1059
00:35:29,870 --> 00:35:31,640
Then talk to me!
1060
00:35:30,570 --> 00:35:33,660
Can you count to five?
1061
00:35:30,570 --> 00:35:33,660
Unbelievable!
1062
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,340
Instead of bitching
1063
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,340
from the start!
1064
00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:37,010
Then I'd know
1065
00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:37,010
what you want.
1066
00:35:37,130 --> 00:35:39,680
It's only a rehearsal,
1067
00:35:37,130 --> 00:35:39,680
damn it!
1068
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,680
Five?
1069
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,680
Can you count to five?
1070
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,340
Right!
1071
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,340
We shoot the next take.
1072
00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:42,350
One, two, three...
1073
00:35:43,510 --> 00:35:45,390
We shoot this one?
1074
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,390
We shoot this one!
1075
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:46,970
First positions, please!
1076
00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:48,770
Extras, more anger!
1077
00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:48,770
That was good.
1078
00:35:48,890 --> 00:35:51,270
Shades off.
1079
00:35:48,890 --> 00:35:51,270
We shoot this take!
1080
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,730
Is everyone ready?
1081
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:56,190
More anger, if possible!
1082
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,570
You curse them,
1083
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,570
you hate them,
1084
00:35:57,690 --> 00:35:59,570
you're torching them!
1085
00:35:57,690 --> 00:35:59,570
OK?
1086
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:00,860
Evening, Charlotte!
1087
00:36:00,990 --> 00:36:03,120
- Are the actresses ready?
1088
00:36:00,990 --> 00:36:03,120
- Yes.
1089
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,160
Great.
1090
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,160
Thanks, girls.
1091
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,790
Can I have the music,
1092
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,790
please?
1093
00:36:08,910 --> 00:36:10,250
Music, please!
1094
00:36:10,870 --> 00:36:11,960
Tie her wrist!
1095
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,040
No music,
1096
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,040
they need ten minutes.
1097
00:36:13,210 --> 00:36:14,040
No music?
1098
00:36:14,170 --> 00:36:17,060
If there's no rhythm,
1099
00:36:14,170 --> 00:36:17,060
don't blame me, OK?
1100
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:17,380
Nice and tight.
1101
00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:19,320
- Shoot without music!
1102
00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:19,320
- Music's fine!
1103
00:36:19,050 --> 00:36:20,700
Are we ready?
1104
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:22,970
- Sound rolling.
1105
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:22,970
- First positions, please!
1106
00:36:23,090 --> 00:36:25,970
God's Craft,
1107
00:36:23,090 --> 00:36:25,970
43A, take one, end board.
1108
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,100
Let's shoot!
1109
00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,020
All ready?
1110
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:29,020
Music!
1111
00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:30,430
Action!
1112
00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:33,060
Music, please!
1113
00:36:51,870 --> 00:36:53,370
Dolly!
1114
00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:57,590
Yes!
1115
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,720
Yes, that's beautiful!
1116
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,720
Beautiful.
1117
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,010
Brilliant.
1118
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,720
It's so beautiful!
1119
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,430
Beautiful, Charlotte!
1120
00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:11,640
Don't move!
1121
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:14,190
Ahmed!
1122
00:37:14,310 --> 00:37:17,310
Stick the cross
1123
00:37:14,310 --> 00:37:17,310
right on her chest!
1124
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:18,440
Yes!
1125
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:19,900
Charlotte!
1126
00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:22,610
Look at God or me!
1127
00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:27,410
The stand-in
1128
00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:27,410
has wrapped.
1129
00:37:27,530 --> 00:37:28,990
Nothing works
1130
00:37:27,530 --> 00:37:28,990
on this movie.
1131
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,000
It's a mess! I've never
1132
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,000
seen anything like it.
1133
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,910
Have you seen
1134
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,910
Béatrice "directress"?
1135
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,710
You're gonna burn, guys!
1136
00:37:41,090 --> 00:37:43,470
Charlotte! Look at me!
1137
00:37:43,590 --> 00:37:45,260
Yes, that's good!
1138
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,180
Higher with the cross!
1139
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,310
For Christ's sake,
1140
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,310
stay in position!
1141
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,700
It's not meant for her...
1142
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,100
Stop moving!
1143
00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:19,840
Can you help her,
1144
00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:19,840
please,
1145
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,670
instead of just
1146
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,670
standing there?
1147
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,630
Put her shoes on.
1148
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,090
You catch on fast.
1149
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:27,550
You're fitting right in
1150
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:27,550
with this God-awful shoot!
1151
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,220
You're getting stinky breath,
1152
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,220
like the others.
1153
00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:10,760
Cut!
1154
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:12,300
Shut up!
1155
00:39:12,430 --> 00:39:14,180
We don't cut!
1156
00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:16,640
I'm shooting. Fuck!
1157
00:39:17,270 --> 00:39:21,690
"WHEN THE PRESSURE GETS TOO STRONG
1158
00:39:21,810 --> 00:39:25,940
I TURN INTO A DICTATOR."
– RAINER WERNER FASSBINDER
1159
00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:47,170
Max!
1160
00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:47,170
What's that?
1161
00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:52,180
Ernesto! What the fuck
1162
00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:52,180
are you doing with the lights?
1163
00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:01,310
What the hell's going on?
1164
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,860
DP! What's happening?
1165
00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:08,280
What is this shit?
1166
00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:08,280
What's going on?
1167
00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:12,570
Don't worry, Charlotte.
1168
00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:12,570
They're fixing the lights!
1169
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,990
What is this shoot?
1170
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,990
You're all fucking useless!
1171
00:40:19,370 --> 00:40:20,790
Fuck!
1172
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,580
What the hell?
1173
00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:27,340
Tell me what's going on,
1174
00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:27,340
Mister know-it-all!
1175
00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:28,510
What is this shit?
1176
00:40:29,050 --> 00:40:30,720
Stop! Cut!
1177
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,340
- Cut!
1178
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,340
- We'll shoot the next one.
1179
00:40:33,470 --> 00:40:35,220
And fix the lights!
1180
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:38,180
Man, some shit's really
1181
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:38,180
happening now!
1182
00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:39,890
It's starting to vibe,
1183
00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:39,890
don't you think?
1184
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,640
Yeah.
1185
00:40:41,770 --> 00:40:44,560
Something's happening.
1186
00:40:41,770 --> 00:40:44,560
Things are moving.
1187
00:40:44,690 --> 00:40:46,570
And it's Cinematic Eye
1188
00:40:44,690 --> 00:40:46,570
that says it.
1189
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,070
I'm fucking finished!
1190
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,780
You don't realize!
1191
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,780
If I'm finished, she is too!
1192
00:40:52,910 --> 00:40:54,410
- Did you film anything?
1193
00:40:52,910 --> 00:40:54,410
- Look!
1194
00:40:54,530 --> 00:40:56,200
What did you film?
1195
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,200
She's a zombie!
1196
00:40:58,330 --> 00:41:00,830
We need solid evidence
1197
00:40:58,330 --> 00:41:00,830
to bring her down.
1198
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,210
What have you got?
1199
00:41:02,330 --> 00:41:04,750
With all this...
1200
00:41:02,330 --> 00:41:04,750
What have you got, Tom?
1201
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,340
- She's a zombie!
1202
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,340
- Why?
1203
00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:09,630
Fuck knows!
1204
00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:09,630
Always dropping off!
1205
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,050
Her ex-agent says
1206
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,050
she could snort aspirin.
1207
00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,090
Crackhead!
1208
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:14,800
She deserves
1209
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:14,800
the electric chair!
1210
00:41:14,930 --> 00:41:17,680
A lethal injection in the arse
1211
00:41:14,930 --> 00:41:17,680
from my attorney!
1212
00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:20,720
I'm sick of intellectual poverty!
I've had it!
1213
00:41:17,810 --> 00:41:19,970
That's what I want!
1214
00:41:17,810 --> 00:41:19,970
I want her to die!
1215
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,520
With all this,
1216
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,520
we can send her
1217
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,080
to the chair,
1218
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,080
crucify her!
1219
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,590
OK, cut!
1220
00:41:23,730 --> 00:41:25,810
- Can you stay with me?
1221
00:41:23,730 --> 00:41:25,810
- No.
1222
00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:27,940
What is this? I'm blind!
1223
00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:30,150
Now I'm to blame
1224
00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:30,150
for the fucked lighting?
1225
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,780
Béatrice Dalle? Béatrice Dalle?
1226
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,780
Béatrice Fail!
1227
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:35,740
You'll repay every dollar
1228
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:35,740
I put in this fucking movie!
1229
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:37,490
You're a producer, seriously?
1230
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:41,200
What the fuck is this
1231
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:41,200
in the middle of a shot?!
1232
00:41:42,710 --> 00:41:45,290
Is it a nightclub?
1233
00:41:42,710 --> 00:41:45,290
What the fuck?
1234
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:47,330
Lighting's your job, isn't it?
1235
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:49,170
Or am I talking
1236
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:49,170
out of my arse?
1237
00:41:49,290 --> 00:41:51,970
I'm the DP. Ernesto?
1238
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,300
So, who's responsible?
1239
00:41:54,050 --> 00:41:55,880
Instead of taking the piss.
1240
00:41:54,050 --> 00:41:55,880
Communicate!
1241
00:41:56,010 --> 00:41:57,760
What are you, a kid?
1242
00:41:58,470 --> 00:42:01,100
Fuck this!
1243
00:41:58,470 --> 00:42:01,100
I'm on a zombie shoot.
1244
00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:02,640
I get it, I'm making
1245
00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:02,640
a zombie movie.
1246
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,750
Thanks for telling me.
1247
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,750
Now I know!
1248
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,480
You're the DP.
1249
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,730
You manage the gaffer,
1250
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,730
don't you?
1251
00:42:06,850 --> 00:42:09,230
You're in constant denial.
1252
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:10,160
Who are you?
1253
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,070
You're breaking my balls!
1254
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,070
Who are you again?
1255
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,070
Remind me.
1256
00:42:12,190 --> 00:42:13,510
You're breaking my balls!
1257
00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:16,030
Come down!
1258
00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:16,030
Or I'll come get you.
1259
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,660
OK?
1260
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,660
Come down!
1261
00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:18,780
- No!
1262
00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:18,780
- Calm down.
1263
00:42:18,910 --> 00:42:21,200
What?! Get off my case!
1264
00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,790
I won't cool it!
1265
00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,790
I do what I want.
1266
00:42:23,910 --> 00:42:26,580
Now get down
1267
00:42:23,910 --> 00:42:26,580
and we'll talk this out.
1268
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:28,380
Maxime, come down.
1269
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,240
Come down, or you're fired.
1270
00:42:29,950 --> 00:42:32,610
All this
1271
00:42:29,950 --> 00:42:32,610
is the logical outcome
1272
00:42:32,670 --> 00:42:36,340
Goddamn know-it-all!
1273
00:42:32,670 --> 00:42:36,340
You can't even fix this!
1274
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,350
of the past week.
1275
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,350
Fuck!
1276
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,300
It's been an hour,
1277
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,300
no-one can cut the lights.
1278
00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:40,300
Here's the result!
1279
00:42:40,430 --> 00:42:41,390
Calm down.
1280
00:42:41,510 --> 00:42:44,430
Calm? Have you seen
1281
00:42:41,510 --> 00:42:44,430
this crew from hell?
1282
00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:43,830
Here's the result!
1283
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,080
I told you!
1284
00:42:48,310 --> 00:42:50,770
Move it! Do something!
1285
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:52,270
We're still rolling!
1286
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,320
Stop!
1287
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,320
Get the girls down.
1288
00:43:02,490 --> 00:43:04,080
No!
1289
00:43:02,490 --> 00:43:04,080
You shoot zero!
1290
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,040
I decide!
1291
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,660
Then I'm stopping it!
1292
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,660
Cut! Cut!
1293
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:12,460
Yannick!
1294
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:12,460
Your DP is going crazy!
1295
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:16,260
Charlotte, we'll untie you!
1296
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:16,260
We're coming! Stop!
1297
00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:18,340
Max,
1298
00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:18,340
it's a bad idea!
1299
00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:20,550
Stop everything!
1300
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,100
Stop everything!
1301
00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:23,970
You're not
1302
00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:23,970
in charge!
1303
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,390
I said stop!
1304
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,390
Fuck!
1305
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,770
- Béatrice?
1306
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,770
- Cut!
1307
00:43:27,890 --> 00:43:29,230
No, I don't want
1308
00:43:27,890 --> 00:43:29,230
to cut.
1309
00:43:29,350 --> 00:43:31,610
Fuck! Where's
1310
00:43:29,350 --> 00:43:31,610
an assistant?
1311
00:43:31,730 --> 00:43:32,770
No.
1312
00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:33,980
Untie me!
1313
00:43:34,210 --> 00:43:36,150
Charlotte,
1314
00:43:34,210 --> 00:43:36,150
you're burning!
1315
00:43:35,150 --> 00:43:36,150
Untie me!
1316
00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:39,320
Béatrice!
1317
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,620
Untie me!
1318
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,280
You're insane!
1319
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,660
Yes, that's it.
1320
00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:47,410
Perfect!
1321
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,370
Max, come down,
1322
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,370
or I'll come get you!
1323
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,000
Stop!
1324
00:43:52,540 --> 00:43:53,960
Stop!
1325
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,210
- Move it!
1326
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,210
- I'm on it.
1327
00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:58,590
Look!
1328
00:44:03,350 --> 00:44:04,220
Fuck!
1329
00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:05,680
Béatrice!
1330
00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:10,020
Stop!
1331
00:44:10,140 --> 00:44:12,600
Max, get down
1332
00:44:10,140 --> 00:44:12,600
and fix the lights!
1333
00:44:12,730 --> 00:44:15,150
Ask Ernesto,
1334
00:44:12,730 --> 00:44:15,150
it's his job!
1335
00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:18,690
Cry, Charlotte!
1336
00:44:25,530 --> 00:44:26,870
Cry!
1337
00:44:29,410 --> 00:44:32,170
- There!
1338
00:44:29,410 --> 00:44:32,170
- Untie me!
1339
00:44:32,290 --> 00:44:34,170
Untie me!
1340
00:44:34,710 --> 00:44:38,010
Go on!
1341
00:44:34,710 --> 00:44:38,010
Make your body quiver.
1342
00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:42,590
There!
1343
00:44:45,260 --> 00:44:46,600
There!
1344
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,140
Quiver!
1345
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,690
You're burning!
1346
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,650
Imagine you're burning!
1347
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,650
You cry!
1348
00:45:05,530 --> 00:45:07,030
More!
1349
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,080
You're burning, in pain!
1350
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:21,630
That's wonderful!
1351
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,090
Beautiful!
1352
00:45:24,130 --> 00:45:25,550
Fabulous!
1353
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,850
There.
1354
00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:42,360
Stop!
1355
00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:45,410
Stop everything!
1356
00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:45,410
Now!
1357
00:45:45,530 --> 00:45:47,030
Now!
1358
00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:49,490
Please!
1359
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,370
Can someone help them?
1360
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,000
Silence!
1361
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,960
Silence!
1362
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,960
I'm shooting!
1363
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,090
Don't leave me.
1364
00:45:59,210 --> 00:46:00,800
Why?
1365
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,760
Why am I...
1366
00:46:03,590 --> 00:46:05,930
Why am I always alone
1367
00:46:03,590 --> 00:46:05,930
like this?
1368
00:46:06,050 --> 00:46:08,720
Please.
1369
00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:10,930
Please.
1370
00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:10,930
Help me.
1371
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,720
Charlotte!
1372
00:46:13,890 --> 00:46:15,390
We're there!
1373
00:46:16,770 --> 00:46:18,610
We're getting somewhere.
1374
00:46:21,110 --> 00:46:22,610
Charlotte?
1375
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:27,410
Charlotte.
1376
00:50:54,550 --> 00:51:00,970
"THANK GOD I'M AN ATHEIST." – LUIS BUÑUEL
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