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[Shriek]
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[Shriek]
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Ah ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!
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7.
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Hello kiddies what's in you?
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I was just in the middle
of my deadly dozen.
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First I do a few pull ups.
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Then a few jumping hacks.
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Then I like to finish with a
little die impact aerobics.
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[Gasping]
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8.
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I'm getting in shape
for tonight's tale.
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It's about an ambitious
young actress
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who's looking
for her big break.
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Will she make it?
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Only herscaredresser
knows for sure.
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Ha ha ha! Ohh...
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I call this dismal drama...
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Beauty rest.
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What's your favorite part
of a woman?
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The nape of her neck?
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The line of her back?
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Or the shape
of her breasts?
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Or just maybe
it's her mind.
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[Music playing]
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It may be a man's world,
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but that doesn't mean
I have to take it lying down,
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because I want to compete...
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Whether I'm a ceo
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or an m.D. Or an m.R.S.
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I want to be taken seriously...
Very seriously.
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That's why I never feel
fully dressed
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until I put on ball Buster.
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It's not for just
any woman.
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It's for the woman
who means business.
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Cut!
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Did you get it?
Good.
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Gentlemen,
Helen Curtis.
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Helen,
you were fabulous!
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Fabulous!
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Really?
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Yes.
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Ah, yes.
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She's out of town.
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Emilio. I'm sorry.
Did you really mean that?
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Helen, I have been
directing commercials
for 20 years,
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and I've never had
an actress
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take direction
like you.
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Never!
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In a screen test,
no less! Right?
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I asked you to show
me prick.
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You gave me the
whole goddamn wall!
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You are brilliant!
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Excuse me, Emilio.
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Does that mean
I got the part?
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As I'm concerned,
you're it.
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You are
the ball Buster girl.
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You it. Done deal.
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What do you mean,
I didn't get the job?
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Rhonda, you tell him
I'd rather eat drano
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and jump into
a bowl of pus, o.K.?
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Yeah.
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They went another way.
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But the director said
I had the part.
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It was a done deal.
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Well, they undid it.
You got real close.
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I thought
you gave up smoking.
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I did.
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Archie, I'm tired
of being the bridesmaid.
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[Sigh]
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I was perfect
for that part.
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Iamthat woman.
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I know.
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You are the ball Buster.
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If you know what I mean?
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I've been bashing my head
against a wall for 10 years.
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Aren't I entitled to a break?
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I know, I know.
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So who did get
the part?
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Is it really important?
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What does it matter
who got it?
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Because I want to know.
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Because I want to know.
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Honey, you know what I say?
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I say look to the future.
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Archie,
who got the part?
Tell me.
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Who knows why these things
get cast the way they do.
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I've been in this
business 25 years.
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I don't understand it, huh.
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Your roommate Joyce
got the part, o.K.?
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Now, don't go
blowing this thing
out of proportion.
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What can I say?
She impressed
the director.
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What happened did her orgasm
show some acting ability?
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You know how
she got this part,
don't you?
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She screwed the guy.
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That's not fair.
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Right. She's not sleeping
her way to the top.
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At that rate,
who sleeps?
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No, no, no, Rhonda!
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Tell him
I'll turn the deal
into dog food!
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You got it? Good!
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You know what
your problem is?
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You've got
a rotten attitude.
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Because
I won't put out?
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Because I think
it's what's inside
that counts?
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Have you thought
maybe your roommate
gets these parts
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because she
wants them more?
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I want these parts,
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but there are
some things
I won't do!
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Fine!
What will you do?
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I showedyou
what I'm willing to do.
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I fired your ass.
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Oh!
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Helen, is that you?
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Oh, my God.
I have the best news.
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You're never
going to guess
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what happened
to me today.
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Eat nail polish and die,
you little bitch!
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Gosh. Why are you
in such a bad mood?
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Because you're
in such a good mood.
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What do you got against
me having a career?
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Why do the hell do
I eat this shit.
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Might as well be fat
and miserable.
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Helen, I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Why is it that every time
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someone gets close
to casting me...
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You suddenly show up
with your legs spread?
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I have never done that.
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And that's my ice cream.
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So?
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So, that's okay.
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I didn't like that
flavor anyway.
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Eeww!
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I want you out
of this apartment.
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But it's my apartment.
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Go to hell.
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Helen, would you
calm down?
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Let's talk
about this.
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I thought that
we were friends.
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Don't ever say
"friends" in
relationship to us.
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You got me?
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No friend would ever do
to me what you did.
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But I haven't
done anything.
I swear it.
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Really?
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Oh, good. Doughnuts.
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What about
rubina's car mart?
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What about
bon voyage cruises?
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What about
ball Buster?
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It's like competing
with a sperm bank.
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Ball Buster?
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You mean
I got ball Buster?
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Ha ha ha. Yes!
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You didn't even know?
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Then what the hell
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are you so damned
happy about?
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You know this guy
I've been seeing--Tom?
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Well, he's in charge
of this beauty pageant
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for some trade show
or something,
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and, well, he's going
to make me the winner.
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See, he gave me
this note, and...
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Uhh...
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You make me sick.
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You make me
so sick.
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It's not what
you're thinking.
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I really like
this guy.
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That's what
the note says?
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No. The note's
for the guy emceeing
the pageant--George.
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Don't talk to me.
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Joyce, don't talk to me.
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Just don't talk to me!
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[ Demonic whispering ]
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Hi.
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Joyce.
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I brought a little
peace offering.
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Really.
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That's so sweet
of you.
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I'm sorry.
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I--I guess I just
got frustrated.
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You know I been plugging
away at it for so long...
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I got so little
to show for it.
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And you just waltz in here
with not one job but two.
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Hey...
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It's o.K.
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I know
how you feel.
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Thanks.
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Would you mind
getting my necklace?
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Oh, sure.
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Boy, this is, uh...
This is really
beautiful.
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Thank you.
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The truth is,
I really admire
your ability
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to get
what you want.
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Do you get any money
for winning this contest?
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Uh...
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I think, um...
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I think the winner
gets, um...
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[Sighs]
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They get to be,
like,
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the spokesperson
for the company.
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Something like
that, you know?
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Oh, really?
That's interesting.
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Um, what's it for?
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You know, I think
I forgot to ask.
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Ha ha ha. You.
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Isn't that silly of me?
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ooh. Ha ha ha!
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Yeah. I'll make sure
she gets it, George.
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Sweet dreams,
you little tramp.
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By the time
you wake up,
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your spokesmodeling job
will be mine.
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00:13:04,768 --> 00:13:07,904
Now, I want you
to take it easy.
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By the time
I get...Back...
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Joyce?
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Joyce?
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God.
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Oh, God.
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[Gasps]
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Don't be dead.
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00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,081
Please don't be dead.
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This...
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This is not my fault!
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I'm not going
to jail for you.
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You don't deserve it.
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I'd rather
kill myself.
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[Imitating joyce]
"The direction my life
has been going in
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"has been downhill
for so long...
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"I can't take it,
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and so I'm too depressed
to go on living anymore."
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[As herself]
The end.
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00:14:30,754 --> 00:14:32,956
Why wouldn't you
be depressed?
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You talked all the time
about killing yourself.
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That's what I'll
tell the police.
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00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:42,465
When they hear what
a sleazy reputation you had.
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They'll probably wonder why
you didn't off yourself sooner.
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00:15:06,456 --> 00:15:08,959
Hi, I'm looking for George.
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Great, thanks.
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00:15:13,363 --> 00:15:14,864
I have an hour?
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00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,868
That's right, miss Palmer.
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At 7 the pageant begins with
the review of the contestants.
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And then
we do ball gowns,
then the swimsuits,
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then the interviews,
and then the judging.
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Who exactly
is judging this?
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A panel of experts,
of course.
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Excuse me.
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I'm sorry.
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Are--are you George?
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That's right.
And you are...
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Actually, if I could
talk to you privately
for a moment...
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Of course.
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Did that answer
your question?
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00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,900
Yes. Thank you, George.
You're sweet.
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00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:51,401
Yes. Thank you, George.
You're sweet.
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00:15:55,238 --> 00:15:58,608
I think I should
show you this first.
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00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,118
Tom gave you this?
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00:16:08,118 --> 00:16:09,119
Mm-hmm.
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00:16:12,622 --> 00:16:16,126
Well, if that's
what Tom wants...
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Really?
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I can work
with it.
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O.K.
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Oh, what the hell.
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00:16:21,631 --> 00:16:25,635
Knowing who the winner
is going to be now
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means that the crew
can set up
264
00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:32,142
for the grand finale
that much quicker.
265
00:16:34,611 --> 00:16:37,647
Have you known Tom
a long time?
266
00:16:37,647 --> 00:16:40,650
No. Just...
Just that once.
267
00:16:42,652 --> 00:16:45,155
Ha ha ha!
That Tom.
268
00:16:46,656 --> 00:16:50,160
I like a girl with
your...Qualities.
269
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,661
Thank you.
270
00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:54,164
Let's put you
in dressing room 7.
271
00:16:54,164 --> 00:16:55,665
First door
on the right.
272
00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:57,133
George, thank you.
273
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,483
Hi. You must be
my next-door neighbor.
274
00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:15,485
I know what
you're doing,
275
00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:17,987
and I think
it's disgusting.
276
00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:19,656
What?
277
00:17:19,656 --> 00:17:23,560
Not that this contest
is a big deal to me,
278
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:26,062
but even if it was,
I wouldn't stoop
to your level.
279
00:17:26,062 --> 00:17:28,565
I wouldn't fuck some stranger
just to get a break.
280
00:17:28,565 --> 00:17:28,932
I wouldn't fuck some stranger
just to get a break.
281
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,302
Up yours.
282
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,472
You don't know what
you're talking about.
283
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,640
I know you slept with Tom
so you could win this thing.
284
00:17:38,942 --> 00:17:42,345
Look, it's not what you think.
285
00:17:42,345 --> 00:17:45,815
I bet it's worse
than what I think.
286
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,617
Probably unsafe sex.
287
00:17:47,617 --> 00:17:50,787
Who are you
to come in here
and give me--
288
00:17:50,787 --> 00:17:52,288
oh, I'm sorry.
289
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,757
It's o.K.
290
00:17:53,757 --> 00:17:55,291
I'm just leaving.
291
00:17:58,261 --> 00:18:00,797
You know, honey,
two can play this game.
292
00:18:05,268 --> 00:18:08,004
You two girls
got a problem?
293
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,373
No. No.
We're old friends.
294
00:18:11,741 --> 00:18:12,742
We need to see you
in your costume,
295
00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:15,745
check it against the lights
for the grand finale.
296
00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:17,714
O.K.
297
00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:18,715
Oh, George?
298
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:21,084
I don't want
to sound stupid,
299
00:18:21,084 --> 00:18:24,053
but when I become
the company spokesmodel,
300
00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:26,456
what exactly
will I be selling?
301
00:18:26,456 --> 00:18:30,960
Well, more than anything else,
you'll be selling yourself,
302
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,464
who you are...Inside.
303
00:18:35,832 --> 00:18:38,134
That's really poetic.
304
00:18:38,134 --> 00:18:39,135
Thanks.
305
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,907
George: Was you last
day on earth?
306
00:18:43,907 --> 00:18:45,875
I've always been a natural
kind of a girl,
307
00:18:46,409 --> 00:18:47,844
so I suppose I'd go
to the country.
308
00:18:47,844 --> 00:18:50,413
And I'd look at the
flowers and the trees,
309
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:52,916
and the mountains
and the fresh air.
310
00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:56,419
Of course I couldn't see
the air because it's invisible.
311
00:18:56,419 --> 00:19:00,423
But I'd breath as much
of it as I could.
312
00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:01,424
And that's what I'd do
313
00:19:01,424 --> 00:19:03,426
if today was my
last day on earth.
314
00:19:03,927 --> 00:19:06,429
Thank you, Sheila.
315
00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:09,432
Let's hear it for contestant
number eight, Sheila.
316
00:19:09,933 --> 00:19:11,634
[ Applause ]
317
00:19:14,537 --> 00:19:15,538
Thank you, Sheila.
318
00:19:15,538 --> 00:19:16,039
Thank you, Sheila.
319
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,541
And now ladies and gentleman
320
00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:21,044
for our last contestant
of the evening.
321
00:19:21,044 --> 00:19:24,047
Won't you give a warm
round of applause
322
00:19:24,047 --> 00:19:25,548
for Helen.
323
00:19:25,548 --> 00:19:28,251
[ Applause ]
324
00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:37,794
How are you
tonight, Helen?
325
00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:40,363
I'm fine. Very happy
to be here.
326
00:19:40,363 --> 00:19:42,365
Are you ready
for your question?
327
00:19:42,365 --> 00:19:43,867
Yes, I am.
328
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:45,835
O.K.
329
00:19:45,835 --> 00:19:47,871
Tell us then, Helen,
330
00:19:47,871 --> 00:19:50,874
"in your life,
what is the one thing
331
00:19:50,874 --> 00:19:53,877
"you feel most guilty
about doing,
332
00:19:53,877 --> 00:19:56,746
and why did you do it?"
333
00:19:56,746 --> 00:19:59,415
[Audience murmurs
and laughs]
334
00:20:00,483 --> 00:20:02,485
The, uh...
335
00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:02,986
The, uh...
336
00:20:04,487 --> 00:20:06,990
What makes you think
I'm guilty?
337
00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:09,993
We've all done
bad things in our lives,
338
00:20:09,993 --> 00:20:11,694
haven't we, George?
339
00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:15,298
But I have no regrets,
340
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:18,868
because, no matter what,
I've been true to myself,
341
00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:22,872
and after all, it's
what's inside that counts.
342
00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:24,707
Right?
343
00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:26,776
Good answer, Helen!
344
00:20:26,776 --> 00:20:28,778
Let's hear it
for Helen,
345
00:20:28,778 --> 00:20:29,779
and let's hear it
346
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,549
for all our fine
young contestants.
347
00:20:32,549 --> 00:20:34,617
[Applause]
348
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,058
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
349
00:20:42,058 --> 00:20:44,561
the judges will make
their decision,
350
00:20:44,561 --> 00:20:46,563
and in a few minutes,
351
00:20:46,563 --> 00:20:49,566
the winner of our pageant
will appear
352
00:20:49,566 --> 00:20:51,134
in the grand finale.
353
00:20:51,134 --> 00:20:52,702
[Applause]
354
00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:02,979
Should I wear
the headdress
for the finale?
355
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,948
Don't worry
about it.
356
00:21:07,984 --> 00:21:10,486
George.
357
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:13,957
What the hell
kind of question
was that?
358
00:21:13,957 --> 00:21:15,458
We have to talk.
359
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:24,500
This note...
It doesn't exist.
360
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:28,037
It never existed.
361
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,039
I'm sorry.
362
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,041
Wait a minute.
363
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,544
Does this mean
I don't win?
364
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:38,047
It's that bitch
drusilla, isn't it?
365
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:40,550
It's out of
my hands, honey.
366
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:44,053
It's out of your pants,
you mean.
367
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,466
How does it feel
to be a whore?
368
00:21:56,466 --> 00:21:58,835
And a hypocrite.
369
00:21:58,835 --> 00:22:00,236
Hypocrite?
370
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,740
I'm impressed.
371
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,142
That's a big word for
a little slut like you.
372
00:22:06,142 --> 00:22:07,543
I'm a slut?
373
00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:10,546
That's the pot calling the
kettle black, don't you think?
374
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:13,549
You fucked him to win
the contest, didn't you?
375
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:17,553
Yep. You could say that.
376
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:22,458
You should've seen
George's expression when
I said I'd sue him.
377
00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:25,862
Sue him?
378
00:22:25,862 --> 00:22:27,363
For sexual harassment.
379
00:22:27,864 --> 00:22:29,365
I told him
I'd call the police,
380
00:22:29,365 --> 00:22:31,367
call the newspapers.
381
00:22:31,367 --> 00:22:36,105
This business of sleeping with
someone to win is bullshit.
382
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:40,610
I bet girls like you
love the casting couch.
383
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:45,081
Degrading sex with some
sweaty stranger
384
00:22:45,081 --> 00:22:47,383
is probably easier
than memorizing lines.
385
00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:48,751
But I-I...
386
00:22:49,185 --> 00:22:49,752
Spare me.
387
00:22:50,253 --> 00:22:52,755
I know
all about the note.
388
00:22:52,755 --> 00:22:55,458
Look, there's something
you don't understand.
389
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:58,461
That note--
it wasn't mine.
390
00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:01,297
I'm not
that kind of girl.
391
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:04,801
Oh, yeah. So what kind
of girl are you?
392
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:11,140
Uhh!
393
00:23:13,109 --> 00:23:14,143
[Choking]
394
00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:18,147
I'm this kind of girl.
395
00:23:21,918 --> 00:23:23,953
[Glass smashes]
396
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,491
Nice look, babe.
397
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,493
That suits you.
398
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:32,528
[Door opens]
399
00:23:42,605 --> 00:23:45,108
Have you seen
drusilla?
400
00:23:45,108 --> 00:23:48,111
Uh, drusilla?
No. She left.
401
00:23:48,111 --> 00:23:49,612
She left?
402
00:23:49,612 --> 00:23:52,115
What do you mean,
she left?
403
00:23:52,115 --> 00:23:54,617
Well, I was
talking to her,
404
00:23:54,617 --> 00:23:56,619
and, uh, she changed
her mind...
405
00:23:56,619 --> 00:23:59,622
You know, about
that threat she made.
406
00:23:59,622 --> 00:24:03,126
She decided it
wasn't worth getting
choked up about,
407
00:24:03,126 --> 00:24:05,061
so she left.
408
00:24:05,061 --> 00:24:07,130
That works for me.
409
00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:10,133
You still interested
in winning this thing?
410
00:24:10,133 --> 00:24:12,635
You bet I am.
411
00:24:12,635 --> 00:24:14,637
I like your attitude.
412
00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:38,127
Work fast, Rudy.
413
00:24:38,127 --> 00:24:39,629
Don't I always?
414
00:24:39,629 --> 00:24:41,631
Open your robe.
415
00:24:41,631 --> 00:24:43,132
Oh!
416
00:25:01,517 --> 00:25:03,519
Great bone structure.
417
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,987
Thanks.
418
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,261
I wasn't talking to you.
419
00:25:12,495 --> 00:25:14,964
I thought we were going
for the natural look,
420
00:25:14,964 --> 00:25:17,767
or doesn't my opinion
mean anything?
421
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:20,870
Of course
your opinion counts.
You're part of the team.
422
00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:23,339
Wait. This is too heavy.
It won't look right.
423
00:25:23,706 --> 00:25:25,608
Get your hand away.
424
00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:29,879
I'm really fine with
doing my own make-up.
425
00:25:29,879 --> 00:25:31,948
This is the last year
I'm doing this.
426
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:34,817
This whole
beauty pageant thing
makes me throw up.
427
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,386
We should just take them
off the streets like before.
428
00:25:37,386 --> 00:25:39,856
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.
429
00:25:43,993 --> 00:25:47,396
George, would you
make him stop.
430
00:25:47,396 --> 00:25:51,033
How can I model anything
looking like this?
431
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,169
I wouldn't worry
about that.
432
00:25:53,169 --> 00:25:55,471
Oh, God. No!
433
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:57,440
No!
434
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,875
No! No!
435
00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:02,378
You're going to look
just fine.
436
00:26:02,378 --> 00:26:03,713
Oh!
437
00:26:03,713 --> 00:26:10,853
Aaaaahhhh!
438
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:24,166
[Piano playing]
439
00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:28,638
There's something
almost magical
440
00:26:28,638 --> 00:26:30,673
about a pretty girl.
441
00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:34,143
Her smile can melt
the hardest heart.
442
00:26:34,143 --> 00:26:36,779
And set the thing awhirl.
443
00:26:36,779 --> 00:26:39,782
But pretty eyes
and lovely hair.
444
00:26:39,782 --> 00:26:42,285
Are things that will not keep.
445
00:26:42,785 --> 00:26:45,788
So I agree with those who say
446
00:26:45,788 --> 00:26:49,292
that beauty is just skin deep.
447
00:26:51,794 --> 00:26:53,796
♪♪ Here she is ♪♪
448
00:26:53,796 --> 00:26:56,799
♪♪ a picture of grace ♪♪
449
00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:59,302
♪♪ two vacant blue eyes ♪♪
450
00:26:59,802 --> 00:27:01,804
♪♪ in an ashen white face ♪♪
451
00:27:02,305 --> 00:27:05,308
♪♪ though she seems
kind of stiff ♪♪
452
00:27:05,808 --> 00:27:07,810
♪♪ as an ex-human-bein' ♪♪
453
00:27:08,311 --> 00:27:11,314
♪♪ how far she will go ♪♪
454
00:27:11,314 --> 00:27:14,817
♪♪ remains to be seen ♪♪
455
00:27:18,321 --> 00:27:21,123
[Audience oohs and ahhs]
456
00:27:21,123 --> 00:27:22,925
♪♪ She's charming ♪♪
457
00:27:22,925 --> 00:27:25,194
Those colors!
458
00:27:25,194 --> 00:27:27,496
♪♪ She couldn't be nicer ♪♪
459
00:27:27,496 --> 00:27:29,999
♪♪ what a pleasure ♪♪
460
00:27:29,999 --> 00:27:32,001
♪♪ it was to slice her ♪♪
461
00:27:32,001 --> 00:27:36,505
♪♪ she's magnificent,
every ounce ♪♪
462
00:27:37,006 --> 00:27:40,876
♪♪ 'cause it's what's inside
that counts ♪♪
463
00:27:43,879 --> 00:27:47,616
♪♪ how exciting
it is to suture ♪♪
464
00:27:47,950 --> 00:27:52,688
♪♪ a beauty
without any future ♪♪
465
00:27:52,688 --> 00:27:58,060
♪♪ she's magnificent,
every ounce ♪♪
466
00:27:58,060 --> 00:28:02,064
♪♪ 'cause
it's what's inside ♪♪
467
00:28:02,064 --> 00:28:04,066
♪♪ that ♪♪
468
00:28:04,066 --> 00:28:09,005
♪♪ counts ♪♪♪♪
469
00:28:09,005 --> 00:28:11,841
Whoo!
Yay!
Yay!
470
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,862
Good old Helen.
471
00:28:32,862 --> 00:28:34,363
Talk about
an opening night!
472
00:28:34,864 --> 00:28:37,366
Now, that's what I call
a horrid body.
473
00:28:37,366 --> 00:28:41,370
Well, I got to get back
to my workout, kiddies.
474
00:28:45,374 --> 00:28:46,876
Uhh...
475
00:28:46,876 --> 00:28:49,879
Ooh, I love that burn.
476
00:28:49,879 --> 00:28:51,881
Ah ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!
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