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Anyone have eyes on Caceres yet?

Negative.

[speaking foreign language]

I have eyes on Schneider.

OK, Guzman, we need video proof

Caceres has delivered
the diamonds to Schneider.

There's a tourist asking
for directions from Schneider.

OK, look sharp, Max.

It's Caceres in a brown suit.
Your nine o'clock.

Caceres's heading towards Schneider.

The tourist is moving away from Schneider.

Caceres's carrying a brown paper bag.

Could be the diamonds.

Caceres has walked past Schneider.

They made the drop.

Trash can. My twelve o'clock.

Schneider is on the move.

Stay close, Winter,
and be ready for the arrest.

I'll tail Caceres.

[Max] Wait, wait, wait. He's leaving.

Does he have the diamonds?

Negative.

We've been hustled.

What the hell just happened?

♪ When the moonlight shines ♪

♪ Down on the sea ♪

♪ And you think that you've got ♪

♪ A shot at me ♪

♪ Better set me free ♪

♪ You gotta set me free
Yeah ♪

♪ I surrender ♪

♪ Surrender ♪

Have you found anything?

No.

It's infuriating.

How can you work in that mess?

I don't mind.

But you can tidy it if
it'll make you feel better.

Er, Max, I'm not your cleaning lady.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You seem to be taking this
really personally.

Are you sure it's just the
Caceres stuff bothering you?

Yes, of course it is.

We just lost our chance to bring
down a prolific diamond smuggler.

We can't even figure out why.

We did our best.

And, at the end of the day,
that's all we can do.

But it's three months
of surveillance wasted.

This operation should have been textbook.

Yeah.

Whoo.

Whoa! Energy here today
is a bit heavy, no?

Any findings on the paper bag?

Bocadillo grease

and a set of fingerprints
belonging to Caceres.

OK.

Thank you.

Mm.

Winter, Blake, a word.

I'm still going through the footage.

We've got a couple of leads we can follow.

I wouldn't waste your time.

What do you mean?

Our joint investigation
has been suspended.

After yesterday, Barcelona have
decided to start again,

but this time without us.

But Caceres operates his
smuggling ring out of Mallorca.

We know his movements better than anyone.

Well, not better than Caceres, apparently,

which is precisely their point.

Well, can't you ask for an extension?

[Inés] No, it's done.

In the meantime, I have
a new case for you.

I need you at Hotel Sagrera in Pollença.

It's an exclusive hotel

recently acquired by the Milamo
luxury resort brand.

They are hoping to attract a more

upmarket clientele to the island.

Yeah, I've heard of it.

It's the new "It Place"
to stay, apparently.

Yeah, which is why I agreed
to send you straight over.

If the relaunch is a success,

the new owners are planning to expand

their luxury portfolio across the island.

And the tourist board is very clear,

nothing is to jeopardise this plan.

And I take it something is.

Yes, mm, they have a, a serial room thief.

Well, if this gets out,
it can be very embarrassing.

I promised them a quick resolution.

This is a small island, Miranda.

We can't be chasing
high-profile criminals every day,

can we?

[upbeat music playing]

A ring, an iPad, some perfume

and swimming goggles.

I mean, it's hardly The Hatton
Garden Heist, is it?

True.

But if security's an issue,
it doesn't look good.

I doubt they're even connected.

The guests are probably
just losing their stuff

and blaming the staff.

Well, it shouldn't take long to solve.

And we get a nice day out.

Why are you not more annoyed?

We planned that operation perfectly.

Why are you so annoyed
that I'm not more annoyed?

Because this is the second time
in a matter of months

that we've been shut out by the mainland.

We should be trying to figure out
what went wrong,

not messing around with some paltry case.

Which is clearly meant as a punishment.

Well, if this is a punishment,

we should try failing more often.

The hotel just had a full makeover

by the Emily Hernandez.

She's a famous interior designer.

Yeah, well, everyone's famous these days.

No, but it's nice, though.

Don't you think?

It's the sort of place
you might bring a new lover

on a romantic getaway.

Good morning.

Ah! Miranda Blake. Palma--

Tourist Board. Yes.

Gustavo Molina, managing director,

Milamo Resorts.

Shall we?

What?

In the last four months, there have been

six reported thefts from the guest villas.

Any forced entry? Broken windows?

No, nothing.

Well, what times of day
are we talking about here?

It varies, mostly daytime.

What about master keys?

Who has access to those?

Only myself and housekeeping.

So you think it's a housekeeper?

Well, we questioned those
on shift at the time

and did a spot-check of their lockers,

but we found nothing.

Do you vet your staff properly?

Of course.

Employment history
and character references.

Could be a guest sneaking into the room

- whilst they're being serviced.
- Well.

Our guests do not sneak, detective.

Well, who do you think it could be?

If not a housekeeper,

then possibly someone from
our guest services team.

They have more access to the guest areas

than any other department.

All right.

Well, shall we start with CCTV
around the villas and--

CCTV doesn't cover that area.

The last thing our guests want on vacation

is to feel like
they're being watched all the time.

OK, got it. Be discreet.

You'll be more than discreet.

You will be invisible.

What are those?

Uniforms.

I want you undercover.

Discretion is key.

I'm sorry. Undercover operations,

they need to be authorised.

It was. By your boss, Inés.

She seemed quite taken with the idea.

Hmm.

You can go with housekeeping.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

She's not a cleaning lady.

Fine.

Guest services it is then.

These overalls are quite comfy.

I might ask to keep them after.

Will you just stay focused
and get this over with?

Being undercover is
slowing us down as it is.

Morning. You must be Miranda.

- Yes.
- I'm Jack Dunn,

team leader for guest services.

Good to have you on board.

- Thanks.
- Yeah, we work hard here.

But we play even harder,

and you look like you know how to party.

Here, you'll need one of these.

I like the team
to stay in touch at all times.

Come on, lots to see.

Max, Isabella, our head housekeeper.

Ah! ¡Buenos días!

Lose the glasses.

It is already dark in the basement.

[indistinct chattering]

This way, please. Hurry.

[Jack] We offer a far more
personal level of service here

at Hotel Sagrera.

The guests,

they want us to become their best friend

whilst they're with us.

[woman] Morning, Jack.

That's Mrs Edwards.

She's been here all season.

Very expensive tastes.

Hmm. How long do the guests
usually stay for, a week?

- Two weeks?
- It's not a package holiday deal.

They stay as long as they wish.

[Jack speaking German]

Anders Schäfer,

fashion photographer from Berlin.

You see that watch he's got on?

It's worth about fifty thou'.

- Ah, Maria.
- [man] Excuse me.

Sorry. Excuse me.

So, hi. So.

My sleep was terrible last night.

I'd like to make a different
selection from the pillow menu.

I'll organise that right
away for you, sir.

Thank you.

Erm, can it also be
hypoallergenic as well?

I get terribly nasal otherwise.

Ah. Mm.

Thank you.

- Let me guess. Pillow talk?
- Yeah.

Giles and Celine Davis, newlyweds.

Finally learning the downside
to an extended honeymoon.

They actually have to spend time together.

[Celine] For goodness sake!
You're blocking my sun!

Suppose money can't
buy you happiness after all.

Ah, it's a nice problem to have, though.

But, then, well, that's why we're here.

To give them a good time
and get paid for doing it.

Why can't you just use sun cream?

The wages are pretty low
here, aren't they?

Mm. The tips definitely help.

Try and get the cash from them
ASAP, though.

If they leave their tip on departure,

Gustavo says we have to wait

till the end of the season for it now.

New Milamo Resorts policy, apparently.

Mm.

So how long have you been working here?

Long enough.

But let's save the small talk
for the guests, yeah?

This is where we clock in.

Try not to work late.

We don't get paid overtime anymore.

Here we have the laundry.

Bedding, towels, sheets.

King-size, double, pillowcases
and garbage bag.

Trash goes in the bins in the back.

Never let the guests see you carry it.

Paco.

[speaking Spanish]

My son.

I do not like to leave him at home.

I do not trust he will do his studies.

OK, this way.

More to see.

[humming a scale]

[humming continues]

Melissa.

Come meet the new girl.

This is Miranda.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Welcome.
- Thanks.

I'm so glad you're here.

I have so much to do.

And I need more time
to practice for the concert.

It's Mel's first time performing
for our guests tonight.

Hmm, you're a singer.

It's my passion.

The hotel usually hire professionals,

but tonight, I get to headline
thanks to Jack.

Gustavo wasn't sure, but I convinced him

She is incredible.

Ooh, speaking of Gustavo,
I need to go catch up with him.

But I'm sure Miranda
won't mind helping out

with some of your workload
so you can rehearse?

No problem.

[blows kiss]

[sighing]

He's such a babe.

I don't know if I could
do this job without him.

Sorry. That was really soppy, wasn't it?

OK, I have buggy duty in five.

So, why don't I talk you
through what needs doing

and then I can get back to it?

I like your watch.

Thanks, Jack got it for me
for our four-month anniversary.

It's an expensive gift for four months.

- How can he afford th--
- [beeping]

- Pool transport?
- Buggy duty.

That's us. Come on.

Fold, lift, tuck,

and...

repeat.

That was amazing.

Now you try.

[breathes deeply] Right, erm...

Fold...

lift, tuck.

And repeat.

Maybe you do the bins for now.

Yeah.

Wait. They left his shirt in the trash.

It's vintage Emanuele Donnazini,
in great condition.

Why would they leave it?

These guests are always throwing
their nice things away.

They have too much money, I think.

What shall I do with it?

Throw it away or keep if you want.

It was in the trash, so...

And that's OK?

Only Gustavo mentioned there'd
been some thefts recently,

so, er, I won't be accused of stealing?

You will get accused of that
either way. We always do.

Is this your first season?

Yeah, Jack's too.

He moved here for family
earlier this year.

Mm. Where were you both before that then?

He worked and I was
at drama school in London.

Really?

Which one?

Chelsea Studios?
I dropped out last December.

I saw an ad for this place
a few days later

and figured I could do with a new start.

A new start? From what?

Oh, just... life,

really.

Do you like it here?

Yeah! I mean, since the new
owners took over,

they've been working us extra hard.

There just aren't enough
of us to manage it.

It must be pretty tough for you.

- [skidding stop]
- Oh! Sorry.

This is us anyway.

They want a lift to the pool from here?

They're twenty yards away.

[man] I won't be a minute.

So, do you guys ever go inside the villas?

Sometimes.

A few of the guests like having
private one-to-one sessions.

Hmm.

Only Gustavo mentioned that
there'd been an issue

with some stuff going
missing from the bedrooms?

I don't know anything about that.

Hmm.

[man] I think so.

Hey, guys! Your chariot awaits.

I like your shirt.

Thank you. I find it in there.

Well, do you come here every day?

No, only when I have homework.

Your mother, she's here a lot, huh?

My mom works very hard.

She wants to buy plane tickets to go home.

- Where's home?
- Colombia.

My dad is in prison there,
but he's getting out soon.

Whoa!

Nice shot, Suárez.

- I get it!
- No, no, no, no, no!

Paco, stop, stop, stop! Let me.

[groans]

It's OK. I do this before.

- Er, sure.
- I see it.

Hey.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Er, yeah.

Well, sort of.

She, er, moved to Madrid.

It's, er... It's complicated.

Do you want a present for her?

Oh, wait. It's broken, I think.

Paco!

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

I'm sorry, Isabella. I told him to stop.

Back inside now and do your studies.

[speaking Spanish]

[grunts]

Jack Dunn

and Melissa Hart.

Chelsea Studios, yeah. OK. Thanks.

Bye.

Hey, did you get anything?

Fished it out of the trash.

It's amazing what people throw away.

Even found a fancy
handbag in one of them.

I was talking about the thefts, Max.

Er, not much. No.

Er, head housekeeper is a bit grumpy.

Has a husband in Colombia in prison

she wants to get back to.

What? You think she's been
stealing to make extra cash?

Possible. Yeah.

What about you?

Well, Melissa seemed kind of shifty

when I brought up the theft.

She's wearing a very expensive watch

that's gifted to her
by her boyfriend, Jack.

He has an eye for designer goods.

He seems quite money-motivated.

And they both started here

not long before the thefts did,

I've requested a background check on them.

OK, great. I'll see if I can
get any more out of the housekeepers.

OK.

[beeping]

Miranda.

I'm listening.

What?

Mr Davis, again.

[indistinct]

Thank you, Mrs Edwards.

Yes, I'm coming.

Very good, Max. Much better.

Thank you.

Well, I had a great teacher.

That's what I was in Colombia, you know?

Nursery, the little ones.

Ah. You didn't want to do that here?

They won't let me teach here.

But at least this job means
I can have Paco by my side

and we can do his studies
when I'm on break.

You wanna go back to it?

Teaching.

When you, erm, return to Colombia.

Paco said you are going back soon.

That boy should not be
telling you those things.

Did he speak of my husband too?

If you don't mind, erm...

what did he do?

He shot someone.

Our street had some trouble with a gang.

A man broke into our home in the night.

He survived,
but my husband went to prison.

I decided it was safest to
leave town until he gets out.

You must miss him.

Sí.

But I have Paco.

He's a good boy, really.

Sometimes I'm hard on him,
but it's only because I care.

Yeah.

[Jack, indistinct]

[Jack] No, I told you.

[Melissa] We were supposed to have lunch.

I've barely seen you all day.

Babe, I'm doing this for us.
Please try to understand that.

Everything OK?

Yes. Fine.

Excuse me.

I've got pilates at the beach.

Look, I'll come with you.

You've got business to do.

Remember?

So much paperwork these days.

The new owners.

Keepin' busy.

[phone buzzing]

Blake! Blake.

I'm like a beautiful puppy.

They like working with you.

Well, the feeling is mutual.

[laughing]

Do you like your present, Mama?

Sí, thank you, mijo .

[speaking Spanish]

Hi.

I just came to check that you're doing OK.

Ooh.

Sorry.

I'm being silly.

I just-- We don't get
that much time together,

and he's been a bit distant lately.

Well, maybe some time apart
might be a good thing.

But I don't want us to be apart.

Jack's the love of my life. I know he is.

He's my best friend.

See?

He's always buying me nice gifts,

being supportive.

And all the guests love him.

He's doing a one-to-one right now.

I just want us to stay out here
together forever.

Is the reason you don't wanna
go back to England

anything to do with you leaving
drama school?

I didn't leave.

I was thrown out.

I was desperate

and I stole cash from another student.

I'm not justifying it or anything.
,

but my rent was past due
and she was always awful to me.

Well, that's definitely not an excuse.

I regretted it.

Instantly.

She called the police.

Singing in the West End,

it's my one big dream.

And I threw it all away.

Not quite.

You've got tonight.

That's true.

You'll come and watch?

Of course.

Thanks.

[man] Hey, hey! Excuse me!

Ooh!

Hello.

Hi, er, I'm Miranda.

Is Jack in there with you?

No, not yet.

He's late for our date, the naughty boy.

Your date?

We have a private one-to-one booked in.

But I guess he stood me up.

Ah, yeah. I think he had some work
that he needed to finish.

Can I be of any help at all?

Hmm. Well, I do usually prefer
to play with him,

but I guess you'll do.

So is this how you and Jack

usually spend your one-on-one time?

Mostly, yes.

Sometimes we just chat about our lives.

You both seem to get on pretty
well, considering he's so new.

Oh. He's a wonderful boy.

He's so kind and considerate with his time

and he makes a real effort
to learn what his guests like.

He's a natural at this
whole hospitality business.

He must have it in his blood.

No, he worked in his father's
jewellers in London

until he died of a heart attack.

He's been through a lot.

Really?

He just always seems so upbeat.

That's not even the half of it.

That awful stepmother of his
then inherits everything,

leaving Jack and his sister
orphaned and destitute.

Mmm. Mmm.

- Hmm?
- [Miranda sighs]

Leftover paella from a guest lunch.

Incredible.

Melissa confirmed what came
through on the background check.

She had a caution for theft in the UK.

- Well, that's as good a lead as any.
- Mm.

I don't think this has
anything to do with her though.

Any more on Isabella?

No, I doubt she's our thief either.

Why not?

She was on shift, she had
access to the master key,

and a viable motive for needing the cash.

I spent the whole morning with her.

She just doesn't seem the type.

So, we have nothing.

- Great.
- What about Jack?

I'm not sure. His checks were clean,

but there's something about him
that just seems off.

Max, I can't quite put my finger on it.

[groans] Then again, what do I know?

Maybe I'm just losing my touch.

I think you need to forget about Caceres.

Miranda! Team meeting.

Let's go.

Hmm.

[laughs]

Ah, you're all here.

Great.

OK, team, only a few hours until Showtime

Tonight has to be perfect for Mel.

Try and keep people in the lounge

for the duration of the concert.

You two OK now?

- Get guests loosened up...
- Yeah.

and ready to party.

I feel bad for moaning about him.

[Jack continues]

Not when he's had it so tough.

[Miranda] Hmm.

- Next...
- Did I hear he has a sister?

Yeah.

Alexis.

She's a bit of a tearaway,
but he's super supportive of her.

- And now I need someone...
- And me.

He's convinced Gustavo
to let me sing every week,

so long as tonight goes well,

So, wait. The concert's a weekly thing?

Yeah, 8:00pm every Friday,

- [Jack] Hey, Miranda.
- Hmm.

Could you run and find
Mr Davis a better fan?

Apparently, the air conditioning
isn't powerful enough.

Yeah.

Thank you.

I told you,

I'll pay it this week.

You can stop harassing me.

How? I don't think
that's any of your business.

[mysterious music playing]

[Max] Hey!

Hey! I have a lead on Gustavo.

I just overheard him on the phone.

He has money troubles

and I reckon he's been
deliberately misdirecting us

with this whole undercover operation.

I mean, you could be right.

But I'm telling you, there's
just something about Jack.

I'm gonna search his locker.

All right. Let's go.

[rattling]

Gotcha.

What's wrong?

Well, nobody's reported
any stolen handbags.

Besides, these look
like Olga Gomez rip-offs.

You know, fakes like
they sell at the seafront.

How can you be so sure?

Well, I'm not exactly,
but I happen to like

some nice designer stuff, OK?

Really?

Actually, now I think about it,

Isabella's kid gave her one like this

he found in a dumpster out back.

It was damaged, but it was the same style.

Jack must be dealing counterfeits.

Come on, it makes sense.

He knows loads about designer stuff,

and it explains why he's got

so much cash to splash on Melissa.

So, if Jack is selling counterfeits,

he's not going to risk being caught

stealing from guest rooms, is he?

It's unlikely.

[sighs] I think we need to pay
our old friend Gustavo a visit.

Hey, look at this.

Oh yeah. Jack mentioned that.

Gustavo's keeping hold of their tips
now till the end of the season.

Yeah, but it's dated last week

and the season's already midway through,

so why the sudden change in policy?

No idea.

[Max sighs]

What the hell are you doing?

Waiting for you.

To tell me you finally
caught our thief, I hope.

Because I've had a call to say

one of our guests
has reported another theft.

Hmm. When was that?

Sometime in the last half an hour.

And where were you exactly?

[sighs]

I was in town.

Doing what?

Visiting an acquaintance,
if you must know,

And does this acquaintance
work at the casino by any chance?

How much money do you owe them?

I don't know what you're talking about.

You've been keeping hold of the tips

so you can pay back your own
gambling debts, haven't you?

You're going to pay back
every penny you've spent

and reverse that policy immediately,

or you might find

I'm not as discreet
about things as you'd like.

So...

who's reported this new theft?

[knocking on the door]

Can I help you?

You've had something stolen?

Why are you here?

We need police officers, not hotel staff.

They are officers,
Mr Davis, undercover ones.

All right. Fine.

So, you wanna tell us what happened?

OK, er,

I, I went for a shower.

I left my VR headset on the side.

When I came back, it had gone.

Sorry. You brought your VR
headset on your honeymoon?

Yeah. Why not?

Well, if I was going on
holiday with my new spouse,

I'd probably want them
spending time with me

in this reality, not a virtual one.

[clears throat]

[scoffs]

What?

[sighs]

Are we sure it's not Gustavo
who's robbed this man-child?

Oh, no. I saw him go out.

Well, Max, I'm just all out of ideas then.

I have one.

[sighs]

[banging and clattering]

[gentle music playing]

I just wanted to help you, Mama,
to pay for the plane tickets.

I taught you better than that, mijo.

Good people do not steal.

Do you want to go to prison like Papa?

I'm so sorry, Mama.

I'll never do it again.

I promise.

I think you'd better come with me.

Remember our conversation?

I would go easy on her if I were you.

Come, mi amor.
[speaking Spanish]

Right.

We should get going.

Not-- Not yet.

You've been desperate to get out of here.

Mm. I promised Melissa I'd
be there to watch her sing.

[groans]

[chatter]

[Miranda] Oh, wow. It's a good turnout.

Ah.

There's more people than I expected.

That's a good thing.

But what if it's a massive flop?

It won't be.

You're an incredible singer
and you deserve this moment.

OK? Now go up there and smash it.

What?

I recognise her.

She was in that square

the day of the Caceres operation.

The tourist asking Schneider
for directions?

Max, where did you say Paco
found Isabella's bag?

You suddenly turned into a bloodhound.

I was wrong about Jack.

You were?

Yes.

This isn't about counterfeits.

It's about the diamonds.

[man on stage] And for
the first time at Hotel Sagrera,

please welcome Melissa Hart.

[applause]

[Melissa] Good evening, everyone.

My name's Melissa.

Back in a sec. Break a leg.

[suspenseful music playing]

Palma Police! Stop!

[Miranda] Wait!

Stop!

[exciting music playing]

Max!

Max, get on!

[Max] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's happening?

[Miranda] I don't know!

[engine sputtering]

We're out of fuel.

I'll get in touch with the Coast Guard.

Forget about her.

We need to find Jack.

[Jack] What, the two new starters?

Jack!

I gotta go.

I think we need to have
a little chat, don't you?

So how long have you been
working for Fabián Caceres?

I don't know who that is.

This is your sister,

Alexis, right?

I met Caceres through her.
She works for him.

I've been complaining to him
about the wages here and...

I was trying to save
for Melissa's and my future.

And Caceres offered you a job?

And you said yes
to handling smuggled diamonds.

By the time I realised what
they were, it was too late.

He just said he had a shipment
of designer handbags coming in

and he wanted to repurpose
the diamonds that came attached.

And because you'd been working
at your father's jewellers,

he knew that you'd know
how to handle the diamonds.

We agreed to do everything
here at the hotel.

And you use the weekly
concerts as a cover.

Does Alexis realise how
dangerous a man Caceres is?

Look, she's desperate to get out.

I think I have an idea
how we can help you with that.

Works every time.

You'll pay for this.

Fabián Caceres, I'm arresting you

on suspicion of smuggling diamonds

and handling counterfeit goods.

And for wearing that hideous suit.

I can't wait to inform Barcelona.

Oh, what happened with our bedroom thief?

I've taken care of him.

After careful consideration,
the manager decided

it was in his best interest
not to press charges.

He didn't want to bring any
unwelcome attention on the hotel.

So...

Oh.

[gentle music playing]

And, finally, she's smiling again.

Yeah, I'm pleased.

Seems like I haven't
lost my touch just yet.

I'm just glad you're OK.

What?

Yeah. I thought you were heartbroken.

What?

All right.

I saw you with my cousin
and I figured he'd let you down,

and that's why you've been so... grumpy.

OK, one I wasn't grumpy.

And, two, it wasn't anything serious.

Just a bit of harmless fun.

Good evening.

Evening.

I have a few things
to follow up on the case.

Dinner later?

Yeah, sure.

Great. I'll pick you up at eight.

Say it.

What?

Just say it.

[Max laughs]

So, it's nothing serious, is it?

- Shut up, Max.
- OK, I'll keep quiet.

But if you're looking for a
romantic getaway,

I know a great hotel.

Probably even get you staff discount.

[Max laughs]

What time is he picking you up again?

I said shut up, Max.

♪ We got time on our side ♪

♪ It's never too late ♪

♪ If you want it now ♪

♪ It's gonna have to wait ♪

[Miranda] Next time on
The Mallorca Files...

[woman] I warn all our guests
about the currents.

Even something that is beautiful
can be deadly.

Namaste.

[Max] How's the holiday?

I'm on the island.

With the Amazons?

This island is strictly for women only.

Philomena Curtis is registered
to an address in Sant Elm.

Max Winter is on the case.

[grunts]

Who sent you?

I did.

- Drop it.
- Diana will help you.

She helps all of us.

[Max] Miranda's alone on that island.

Pretty sure The Sisterhood
won't like a spy.

[woman] A small amount can open
a window into your soul.

Can I be honest with you?
I have real trust issues

when it comes to drinking deadly poison.