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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,107 --> 00:00:02,606 You will never guess who I keep running into. 2 00:00:02,607 --> 00:00:05,364 - Jim Kazinski? - Oh, Jim Kazinski... 3 00:00:05,398 --> 00:00:08,368 - He was real cute. - Oh, my God. 4 00:00:08,402 --> 00:00:11,240 - You're more beautiful than I remembered you. - Really? 5 00:00:11,505 --> 00:00:13,252 - Stop talking. - You got it. 6 00:00:13,372 --> 00:00:15,274 - It's not me, it's you. - Exactly. 7 00:00:15,289 --> 00:00:16,927 It's not you, it's me. 8 00:00:17,710 --> 00:00:20,400 - Daddy, this is Steve. - It's really good to meet you, sir. 9 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,834 Wazzup. 10 00:00:21,864 --> 00:00:24,071 It robbed me of 5 years of my son's life. 11 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,690 Why don't you join me in the ***. There's something I wanna show you. 12 00:00:34,829 --> 00:00:36,677 Well, you wanna tell me how this happened, Bug? 13 00:00:37,506 --> 00:00:39,052 You know Skippy from next door? 14 00:00:39,434 --> 00:00:41,538 He ran right in and knocked it down. 15 00:00:42,327 --> 00:00:43,203 Huh. 16 00:00:44,016 --> 00:00:45,502 You know, the *** don't have a dog anymore. 17 00:00:45,538 --> 00:00:46,745 Skippy came back. 18 00:00:47,095 --> 00:00:48,051 Skippy's... 19 00:00:49,384 --> 00:00:52,721 Skippy went to the country after that thing with the car. 20 00:00:53,184 --> 00:00:55,239 - I don't think he's coming back. - Well he did. 21 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,915 Joe, don't. Whoever broke it, will clean it up. 22 00:00:58,967 --> 00:01:01,861 - Skippy doesn't know how to clean, mom. - Skippy didn't break the vase, Bug. 23 00:01:01,904 --> 00:01:03,610 Yes he did, I saw him. 24 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:07,099 There's no excuse for lying. 25 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:10,037 - But you're a liar. - No, baby, I'm a lawyer. 26 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:13,176 ***'s mom said that they're the same thing. 27 00:01:18,134 --> 00:01:21,858 Just tell me the truth. Did you break the vase? 28 00:01:21,978 --> 00:01:24,344 No. Did you? 29 00:01:39,295 --> 00:01:41,925 Hey, is that *** test today? 30 00:01:42,045 --> 00:01:46,052 Oh, um, uh, no, no, it's actually Monday. 31 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:48,060 - Cool. - Yeah. 32 00:01:51,109 --> 00:01:53,563 Look. Let the games begin. 33 00:01:55,101 --> 00:01:58,240 Let's just use the dance money for like a.. 34 00:01:58,992 --> 00:02:02,528 - Vending machine or something. - Actually, I was gonna go. 35 00:02:02,648 --> 00:02:05,182 - I mean why not, right? - Yeah, yeah. 36 00:02:07,341 --> 00:02:09,070 - See ya. - Okay. 37 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:17,181 Does it even matter what I wear to a school dance? 38 00:02:17,216 --> 00:02:20,476 Of course it matters cause Lindsey is there and you had a crush on Lindsey for forever 39 00:02:20,528 --> 00:02:24,000 and you were like in love with her and if you don't look nice she's not gonna be into you 40 00:02:24,045 --> 00:02:26,184 - And she's not gonna date you. - I need you to pick... 41 00:02:26,304 --> 00:02:27,598 - Five schools. - Okay? 42 00:02:27,718 --> 00:02:31,638 Cause you're going on your college tour with a bunch of catalogues... 43 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,875 - Wait a sec, the college tour I thought we could afford it. - Yes, no... 44 00:02:33,918 --> 00:02:36,404 Well I picked up extra shifts cause I think it's important. 45 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,985 - And you're gonna come work with me tomorrow night. - Oh, at the bar? 46 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:43,936 No, we have a catering gig at *** and it's a poetry reading 47 00:02:44,056 --> 00:02:48,596 Poetry reading? Yeah, I'd actually rather go to extra working. 48 00:02:48,716 --> 00:02:51,582 Well, if you don't change that attitude it may come to that. 49 00:02:51,702 --> 00:02:53,510 - Cause I don't think you need... - Mom! 50 00:02:53,534 --> 00:02:55,216 Excuse me, why do you think that's not good? 51 00:02:55,264 --> 00:02:57,346 Why do you thing that me giving 52 00:02:57,368 --> 00:03:01,506 little tiny hoer d'oevres to English majors is gonna make me wanna go to college? 53 00:03:01,518 --> 00:03:03,315 Well what is it going to make you wanna go to college? 54 00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:05,056 You don't seem to feel the pressure. 55 00:03:05,176 --> 00:03:07,408 You don't seem to get it, but this is the year. 56 00:03:07,449 --> 00:03:10,849 This is your junior year, this is the year that is the difference 57 00:03:10,869 --> 00:03:14,821 between "Paging dr. ***" and "Do you want rice with that?". This is the year. 58 00:03:14,941 --> 00:03:18,550 - Really? Dr. ***? - Yes, yes, it's possible, if you just... 59 00:03:19,107 --> 00:03:21,721 Just *** five schools, Amber, 60 00:03:21,776 --> 00:03:24,359 Why is it so hard. That's cute, where that? 61 00:03:24,479 --> 00:03:26,058 - It's cute, right? - I already chose it. 62 00:03:26,079 --> 00:03:30,348 Honey, listen, if you're gonna wear a T-shirt, wear a blazer, you look so cute in a blazer. 63 00:03:50,414 --> 00:03:53,091 Come on, you didn't even make it to the flying *** part. 64 00:03:53,211 --> 00:03:56,060 - It's too late. - You wanna wake him up? 65 00:03:56,099 --> 00:03:57,192 Come on, get him up. 66 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,850 There you go, buddy. 67 00:04:47,272 --> 00:04:50,319 - I should go. - Yeah. - Okay. 68 00:04:50,387 --> 00:04:53,156 Oh. 69 00:04:53,223 --> 00:04:54,157 Hi, honey. 70 00:04:54,224 --> 00:04:55,925 Guess what. Guess what. Guess what. 71 00:04:55,993 --> 00:04:57,093 What? Denise just called, 72 00:04:57,161 --> 00:04:58,661 and she is announcing her candidacy 73 00:04:58,729 --> 00:05:00,496 for Lieutenant Governor in Sacramento this weekend. 74 00:05:00,564 --> 00:05:01,931 Really? That's great. Good for her. 75 00:05:01,999 --> 00:05:03,199 I know. It's amazing. 76 00:05:03,267 --> 00:05:05,067 And she wants me to come down and help her out. 77 00:05:05,135 --> 00:05:06,769 You know, like, help her with her speeches, 78 00:05:06,837 --> 00:05:07,770 and things like that. 79 00:05:07,838 --> 00:05:08,938 Just like old times, huh? 80 00:05:09,006 --> 00:05:10,439 Yeah, I told her there's probably no way 81 00:05:10,507 --> 00:05:12,108 with everything that's going on with Max, 82 00:05:12,176 --> 00:05:13,876 and he's getting acclimated, and your work-- 83 00:05:13,944 --> 00:05:15,111 wait, wait, wait. You said no? 84 00:05:15,179 --> 00:05:16,879 Yeah, I told her no. 85 00:05:16,947 --> 00:05:18,548 But it's just for the weekend. 86 00:05:18,615 --> 00:05:20,149 Yeah, like, three days. 87 00:05:20,217 --> 00:05:21,684 Well, honey, this is major. 88 00:05:21,752 --> 00:05:24,320 It's huge. I mean, you were with her from the beginning. 89 00:05:24,388 --> 00:05:25,855 So should I do it? Are you telling me to do it? 90 00:05:25,923 --> 00:05:27,390 Yeah. Really? 91 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:29,625 Sounds to me like the future Lieutenant Governor needs you. 92 00:05:29,693 --> 00:05:30,826 Honey, that is so awesome. 93 00:05:30,894 --> 00:05:33,429 I won't be gone longer than that. I promise. 94 00:05:33,497 --> 00:05:34,797 What is this? I don't know. 95 00:05:34,865 --> 00:05:35,898 Just a little something-something 96 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:38,701 that came in the mail today. 97 00:05:38,769 --> 00:05:39,936 I think I know what it is. 98 00:05:40,003 --> 00:05:42,471 I think you do too. 99 00:05:42,539 --> 00:05:43,573 Yow. Wow. 100 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,674 Nice. 101 00:05:44,741 --> 00:05:46,175 You dirty dog. 102 00:05:46,243 --> 00:05:47,176 Honey. 103 00:05:47,244 --> 00:05:48,177 Woof. 104 00:05:48,245 --> 00:05:49,512 I hope it fits me. 105 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:51,948 This left boob is a little bit bigger than the right. 106 00:05:52,015 --> 00:05:53,282 I like that right there. 107 00:05:54,651 --> 00:05:56,485 What inspired this little bit of naughtiness? 108 00:05:56,553 --> 00:05:57,887 What are you talking about? 109 00:05:57,955 --> 00:05:59,055 What do you mean? 110 00:05:59,122 --> 00:06:00,823 What do you mean what do I mean? 111 00:06:00,891 --> 00:06:02,725 What do you mean what do i mean? 112 00:06:02,793 --> 00:06:06,195 I mean, you ordered it. 113 00:06:06,263 --> 00:06:07,530 No, I didn't. You didn't? 114 00:06:07,598 --> 00:06:09,498 No, I didn't order this. 115 00:06:09,566 --> 00:06:11,267 Did you look at the package? 116 00:06:11,335 --> 00:06:12,935 Did it come... 117 00:06:13,003 --> 00:06:14,270 Hmm. 118 00:06:14,338 --> 00:06:16,272 You can read it. 119 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:20,576 "H. Braverman." 120 00:06:20,644 --> 00:06:21,711 Haddie? 121 00:06:21,778 --> 00:06:22,845 Had--get it off me. 122 00:06:22,913 --> 00:06:24,046 Get it off. Get it off. 123 00:06:24,114 --> 00:06:26,582 ♪ May God bless and keep you always ♪ 124 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:29,218 ♪ may your wishes all come true ♪ 125 00:06:29,286 --> 00:06:31,554 ♪ may you always do for others ♪ 126 00:06:31,622 --> 00:06:33,956 ♪ and let others do for you ♪ 127 00:06:34,024 --> 00:06:36,559 ♪ may you build a ladder to the stars ♪ 128 00:06:36,627 --> 00:06:38,828 ♪ and climb on every rung ♪ 129 00:06:38,895 --> 00:06:41,097 ♪ and may you stay ♪ 130 00:06:41,164 --> 00:06:43,633 ♪ forever young ♪ 131 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:46,269 ♪ may you grow up to be righteous ♪ 132 00:06:46,336 --> 00:06:48,537 ♪ may you grow up to be true ♪ 133 00:06:48,605 --> 00:06:51,073 ♪ may you always know the truth ♪ 134 00:06:51,141 --> 00:06:53,242 ♪ and see the light surrounding you ♪ 135 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:56,078 ♪ may you always be courageous ♪ 136 00:06:56,146 --> 00:06:58,247 ♪ stand upright and be strong ♪ 137 00:06:58,315 --> 00:07:00,182 ♪ and may you stay ♪ 138 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:02,918 ♪ forever young ♪ 139 00:07:02,986 --> 00:07:05,154 ♪ may you stay ♪ 140 00:07:05,222 --> 00:07:07,057 ♪ forever young ♪ 141 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:10,967 ♪ Parenthood 1x09 ♪ Perchance to Dream Original Air Date on April 27, 2010 142 00:07:10,977 --> 00:07:13,377 -- Sync, corrected by elderman -- -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 143 00:07:13,453 --> 00:07:14,087 Hi. 144 00:07:14,131 --> 00:07:15,065 Oh, hey, honey. 145 00:07:15,132 --> 00:07:16,066 Good morning. Morning. 146 00:07:16,133 --> 00:07:17,367 Hey, is Max awake yet? 147 00:07:17,435 --> 00:07:18,902 Um, yeah, I think he's just changing. 148 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:20,237 Oh, okay, good. 149 00:07:20,304 --> 00:07:22,138 Oh, before I forget, 150 00:07:22,206 --> 00:07:25,242 a package came for you yesterday. 151 00:07:25,309 --> 00:07:26,543 From Victoria's Secret? 152 00:07:26,611 --> 00:07:28,078 It got opened accidentally. 153 00:07:28,145 --> 00:07:30,413 I'm not sure how. It just-- 154 00:07:30,481 --> 00:07:31,681 Mom? 155 00:07:31,749 --> 00:07:32,816 Hmm? 156 00:07:32,884 --> 00:07:34,784 How would a package with my name on it 157 00:07:34,852 --> 00:07:35,986 get opened accidentally? 158 00:07:36,053 --> 00:07:37,754 Well, I think your father 159 00:07:37,822 --> 00:07:39,256 assumed that it was for me, 160 00:07:39,323 --> 00:07:41,525 so therefore he opened it. Oh, that's really gross. 161 00:07:41,592 --> 00:07:43,593 Anyway, he threw it away, so it doesn't matter. 162 00:07:43,661 --> 00:07:44,628 What? Mm-hmm. 163 00:07:44,695 --> 00:07:45,996 He was gonna burn it, but, you know, 164 00:07:46,063 --> 00:07:47,430 he figured probably not a good idea. 165 00:07:47,498 --> 00:07:49,065 Mom, I spent my money on that. 166 00:07:49,133 --> 00:07:50,066 That's expensive. 167 00:07:50,134 --> 00:07:51,067 I know that you did. 168 00:07:51,135 --> 00:07:55,305 That's why I rescued it. 169 00:07:55,373 --> 00:07:57,607 Thank you. 170 00:07:57,675 --> 00:08:01,545 So, Haddie, can I just ask you a question? 171 00:08:01,612 --> 00:08:04,047 Why would you buy yourself a bra like that? 172 00:08:04,115 --> 00:08:05,782 I'm not gonna talk about this with you. 173 00:08:05,850 --> 00:08:07,183 Okay, you know what? That's fine. 174 00:08:07,251 --> 00:08:09,019 You're gonna have to talk to dad about it, then, 175 00:08:09,086 --> 00:08:10,587 because he's really curious as to why... 176 00:08:10,655 --> 00:08:12,188 Oh, you would not do that. Yes, I would. 177 00:08:12,256 --> 00:08:13,823 I'll call him right now. 178 00:08:13,891 --> 00:08:16,359 All right. What do you want to know? Just ask. 179 00:08:16,427 --> 00:08:18,295 Did you buy that bra for Steve? 180 00:08:18,362 --> 00:08:20,630 Mom... Hmm? 181 00:08:20,698 --> 00:08:22,265 You know Steve doesn't have boobs. 182 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:24,134 I'm not gonna buy him a bra. 183 00:08:24,201 --> 00:08:25,201 Don't be ridiculous. 184 00:08:25,269 --> 00:08:28,171 Haddie, did you buy it for Steve? 185 00:08:28,239 --> 00:08:31,508 No, okay? I bought it for myself, all right? 186 00:08:31,576 --> 00:08:33,276 It's pretty and it's sexy, 187 00:08:33,344 --> 00:08:35,345 and, I mean, I don't know what you want to think about me, 188 00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:36,379 but I'm a woman. 189 00:08:36,447 --> 00:08:37,747 You have to promise me something. 190 00:08:37,815 --> 00:08:39,549 You have to promise me that you're being smart, 191 00:08:39,617 --> 00:08:41,418 and you're being careful, 192 00:08:41,485 --> 00:08:42,919 and you're not having sex. 193 00:08:42,987 --> 00:08:44,654 What do you think sex is? 194 00:08:44,722 --> 00:08:46,723 I don't know. Anything beyond making out, or-- 195 00:08:46,791 --> 00:08:47,958 that's your definition of sex? 196 00:08:48,025 --> 00:08:49,759 For you. 197 00:08:49,827 --> 00:08:52,362 I think I have to get ready for school. 198 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:54,397 Like you said, I can't be late again. 199 00:08:54,465 --> 00:08:56,666 I trust you. 200 00:08:59,637 --> 00:09:01,371 What do you mean you think you made out with her? 201 00:09:01,439 --> 00:09:02,706 It's the mother of my child. 202 00:09:02,773 --> 00:09:04,507 So what, that's somehow warped your memory? 203 00:09:04,575 --> 00:09:06,142 I watched the video 204 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:08,278 of my son coming out of her insides. 205 00:09:08,346 --> 00:09:10,013 Oh, oh, huge mistake for you. 206 00:09:10,081 --> 00:09:11,014 Yeah. Yeah. 207 00:09:11,082 --> 00:09:12,382 Huge mistake. 208 00:09:12,450 --> 00:09:14,217 Yeah, no man should have to witness that unprepared. 209 00:09:14,285 --> 00:09:15,418 Least of all you. It's extreme. 210 00:09:15,486 --> 00:09:16,886 Yeah, you think you're gonna recover? 211 00:09:16,954 --> 00:09:19,222 Does it recover? 212 00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:20,690 Yeah. Yeah, it does. In time. 213 00:09:20,758 --> 00:09:21,758 So Kristina is...? 214 00:09:21,826 --> 00:09:23,293 A--ba, ba, ba. 215 00:09:23,361 --> 00:09:25,195 Okay. 216 00:09:25,262 --> 00:09:26,896 What do you think? You guys gonna get together? 217 00:09:26,964 --> 00:09:28,064 You know, I think it's safer 218 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,299 if we just stay friends. 219 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:30,867 Yeah, that's good. You better play it safe. 220 00:09:30,935 --> 00:09:32,602 Yeah. Good idea. 221 00:09:32,670 --> 00:09:34,804 Well, look, it's not like I can walk away from this one. 222 00:09:34,872 --> 00:09:36,106 Good for you, Crosby. 223 00:09:36,173 --> 00:09:37,307 But then again, I'm only human. 224 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:39,075 She's very attractive. So I don't know. 225 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,477 All right, well, what does Jasmine 226 00:09:40,544 --> 00:09:42,212 think about all this? I don't know. 227 00:09:42,279 --> 00:09:44,114 Well, have you considered maybe asking her? 228 00:09:44,181 --> 00:09:46,383 You know, I just--I wish that we could just hang out, 229 00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:48,385 you know, with no kid, just the two of us, 230 00:09:48,452 --> 00:09:50,387 and kind of get to know each other again, 231 00:09:50,454 --> 00:09:52,489 but, you know, now the cart's in front of the horse. 232 00:09:52,556 --> 00:09:54,024 It's like-- well, there is something 233 00:09:54,091 --> 00:09:55,558 that people do in situations like this. 234 00:09:55,626 --> 00:09:58,094 It's called dating. Hmm. 235 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,596 How's it going, Kristina? 236 00:09:59,664 --> 00:10:02,265 It's--I have a couple of choices that I think might work. 237 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,601 Come on. Let's see 'em. 238 00:10:04,669 --> 00:10:06,569 Ta-da! How do I look? 239 00:10:06,637 --> 00:10:08,138 Um... 240 00:10:08,205 --> 00:10:09,639 From the David Byrne collection. 241 00:10:09,707 --> 00:10:11,341 Who's David Byrne? Joan Collins? 242 00:10:11,409 --> 00:10:12,676 Cybil Shepherd's lost jacket. 243 00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:14,010 You're making fun of me, aren't you? 244 00:10:14,078 --> 00:10:15,078 Were you on Dynasty? 245 00:10:15,146 --> 00:10:16,279 I can't do it. 246 00:10:16,347 --> 00:10:17,647 It's like an episode of Hoarders. 247 00:10:17,715 --> 00:10:19,349 When's the last time you cleaned that closet? 248 00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:20,750 Oh, my God. You know what? 249 00:10:20,818 --> 00:10:21,885 My daughter has a better wardrobe than I do. 250 00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:23,019 Kristina, let me find something. 251 00:10:23,087 --> 00:10:24,320 We'll help you. She'll help. 252 00:10:24,388 --> 00:10:26,723 Oh, by the way, guess who started buying bras. 253 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:28,758 Who? From Victoria's Secret? 254 00:10:28,826 --> 00:10:30,393 You? Haddie. 255 00:10:30,461 --> 00:10:31,628 Uh-oh. Well, that's okay. 256 00:10:31,696 --> 00:10:32,762 Yes. Very sexy bras. 257 00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:34,431 How bad is it? What's the lace to base? 258 00:10:34,498 --> 00:10:35,699 The what? If it's really lacey, 259 00:10:35,766 --> 00:10:37,767 it means she's going further on the "basey." 260 00:10:37,835 --> 00:10:40,003 What are you talking about? She's not doing any of that. 261 00:10:40,071 --> 00:10:41,071 First base is kissing. 262 00:10:41,138 --> 00:10:42,739 Second base is-- what is second base? 263 00:10:42,807 --> 00:10:44,607 There's a lot of lace, but she's not doing any of that. 264 00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:47,110 Okay, second base is reading Tennyson. 265 00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:48,278 Okay, stop it. Okay. 266 00:10:48,345 --> 00:10:50,613 And, um, can I ask you guys something? 267 00:10:50,681 --> 00:10:52,682 When did your children start lying to you? 268 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,217 Uh, it was in the hospital, I think. 269 00:10:54,285 --> 00:10:57,020 Amber was born, and she said, "it wasn't my vodka." 270 00:10:57,088 --> 00:10:58,688 Really? Ooh, Haddie was two. 271 00:10:58,756 --> 00:11:00,256 She swore to me that she did not 272 00:11:00,324 --> 00:11:01,558 stick a little bead up her nose, 273 00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:03,026 and the doctor pulled it out 274 00:11:03,094 --> 00:11:04,360 and was like, "here's the bead." 275 00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:06,029 So this is normal? That's what kids do... 276 00:11:06,097 --> 00:11:07,530 Especially in your family. 277 00:11:07,598 --> 00:11:08,865 Wait. What? 278 00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:12,202 Especially, you know, she'd learn it from you. 279 00:11:12,269 --> 00:11:13,903 Why? 280 00:11:13,971 --> 00:11:17,307 'Cause you're a-- a lawyer. 281 00:11:17,374 --> 00:11:18,875 They lie. 282 00:11:18,943 --> 00:11:20,276 Okay, I'm not gonna go into it. 283 00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:21,811 Listen, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 284 00:11:21,879 --> 00:11:23,079 It was just a joke. 285 00:11:23,147 --> 00:11:24,748 You're beautiful. You're so successful. 286 00:11:24,815 --> 00:11:25,982 You're amazing at your job. 287 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,917 There's no better role model out there. 288 00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:29,319 I serve liquor for a living, 289 00:11:29,386 --> 00:11:31,054 and I didn't go to college, 290 00:11:31,122 --> 00:11:32,322 and now Amber doesn't want to go, 291 00:11:32,389 --> 00:11:33,723 'cause I'm such a great role model, so-- 292 00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:34,824 wait. Amber doesn't want to go? 293 00:11:34,892 --> 00:11:35,859 She's gotta go to college. 294 00:11:35,926 --> 00:11:37,360 I can't make her do anything. 295 00:11:37,428 --> 00:11:38,728 She's going to college. Yes. 296 00:11:38,796 --> 00:11:40,363 Okay, I mean, yeah. 297 00:11:40,431 --> 00:11:42,532 You know what the problem is for mothers? 298 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,967 Daughters. Daughters. 299 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:45,335 Amen. 300 00:11:49,106 --> 00:11:50,039 Hey, Drew. Come on in. 301 00:11:50,107 --> 00:11:51,574 Oh, thanks. Hey, Max. 302 00:11:51,642 --> 00:11:52,642 You all right? 303 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:53,643 Yeah, I'm fine, but... 304 00:11:53,711 --> 00:11:54,644 What's going on? 305 00:11:54,712 --> 00:11:56,613 Oh, um... 306 00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:00,283 Okay, basically, there's a school dance coming up, 307 00:12:00,351 --> 00:12:02,152 and I'm really nervous about it, 308 00:12:02,219 --> 00:12:03,953 because I don't know how to dance. 309 00:12:04,021 --> 00:12:05,221 That's basically why I'm here. 310 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:06,589 And I didn't want to ask someone 311 00:12:06,657 --> 00:12:07,957 who's gonna humiliate me, 312 00:12:08,025 --> 00:12:08,958 my sister or something. 313 00:12:09,026 --> 00:12:10,293 All right, Drew, say no more. 314 00:12:10,361 --> 00:12:11,761 Look, I don't want to tt my own horn, 315 00:12:11,829 --> 00:12:13,630 but when I was in High School 316 00:12:13,697 --> 00:12:16,466 people used to call me "Fever." 317 00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:18,468 Saturday Night Fever? John Travolta? 318 00:12:18,536 --> 00:12:19,936 Oh, I haven't really seen it, but... 319 00:12:20,004 --> 00:12:21,237 Doesn't matter. Tell you what. 320 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,705 Come on, help me clear out some space here. 321 00:12:22,773 --> 00:12:24,474 I'll show you a few moves. 322 00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:25,475 All right, now listen. 323 00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:26,476 Most important thing, 324 00:12:26,544 --> 00:12:27,977 you got to just relax. 325 00:12:28,045 --> 00:12:29,879 You got to shut this off, 326 00:12:29,947 --> 00:12:30,880 turn this on. 327 00:12:30,948 --> 00:12:32,248 That's all I'm saying, okay? 328 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,616 I'm really trying. 329 00:12:33,684 --> 00:12:34,984 Let me find the right piece of music. 330 00:12:35,052 --> 00:12:37,954 All right. 331 00:12:38,022 --> 00:12:40,723 Just feel the music. 332 00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:43,693 No... 333 00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:45,361 I mean, thank you, but... Feel the music. 334 00:12:45,429 --> 00:12:46,963 No, I meant, like... 335 00:12:47,031 --> 00:12:48,364 I meant more like slow-dancing type of... 336 00:12:48,432 --> 00:12:49,933 I know slowdancing, 337 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,467 but it doesn't matter what the music is, man. 338 00:12:51,535 --> 00:12:53,403 You just got to--you got to feel that in your body. 339 00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:54,604 Start here. Oh, yeah, sorry. 340 00:12:54,672 --> 00:12:56,272 You might feel it in your legs, your arms, 341 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,641 your feet, shoulders, your rib cage. 342 00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:00,143 All over. 343 00:13:00,211 --> 00:13:01,344 You know what I'm saying? 344 00:13:01,412 --> 00:13:02,412 No, but not like that. 345 00:13:02,479 --> 00:13:05,515 Like--like with a partner type of-- 346 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:06,816 slow-dancing type of thing. 347 00:13:06,884 --> 00:13:08,751 Not like... 348 00:13:08,819 --> 00:13:10,386 Hey, you guys. Drew's got a little dance coming up. 349 00:13:10,454 --> 00:13:11,588 I'm just showing him a few moves. 350 00:13:11,655 --> 00:13:12,922 You know what, Drew, 351 00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:14,757 you might even want to throw some big stuff. 352 00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:15,992 You know, some of the--ho! Ooh! 353 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:18,361 Oh, no, he's gonna put his back out again. 354 00:13:18,429 --> 00:13:20,096 No, I like it. Come on, Drew. Get out here. 355 00:13:20,164 --> 00:13:22,131 Most important thing to do is be confident, okay? 356 00:13:22,199 --> 00:13:23,967 You ask a girl to dance with confidence, 357 00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:25,001 she can't say no. 358 00:13:25,069 --> 00:13:26,603 I'm sorry. Thank you, though. 359 00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:28,605 Let me show you how it's done. 360 00:13:28,672 --> 00:13:30,039 All right. Who's ready for a party? 361 00:13:30,107 --> 00:13:32,108 Uh-oh. Did he tell you about the Fever? 362 00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:33,576 Yeah. He did? 363 00:13:33,644 --> 00:13:35,078 Once you unleash the Fever, it doesn't stop. 364 00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:36,346 Whoo! 365 00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:37,547 But you know what? 366 00:13:37,615 --> 00:13:39,916 It's hard not to catch the Fever. 367 00:13:39,984 --> 00:13:42,819 I'm doing my best. 368 00:13:42,887 --> 00:13:44,754 ♪ It's tricky to rock a rhyme ♪ 369 00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:46,422 ♪ to rock a rhyme that's right on time ♪ 370 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:48,458 ♪ it's tricky ♪ 371 00:13:48,525 --> 00:13:51,194 ♪ tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky ♪ 372 00:13:51,262 --> 00:13:54,664 you came all this way for a sock? 373 00:13:54,732 --> 00:13:56,966 Yeah, well, I just couldn't stop thinking 374 00:13:57,034 --> 00:13:59,235 about Jabbar with one cold foot, 375 00:13:59,303 --> 00:14:00,937 and then get frostbite, 376 00:14:01,005 --> 00:14:02,805 and then have a limp, and... 377 00:14:02,873 --> 00:14:03,806 You know. 378 00:14:03,874 --> 00:14:05,174 Thanks. 379 00:14:05,242 --> 00:14:07,710 He'll, uh--I'm sure he'll appreciate it. 380 00:14:07,778 --> 00:14:11,180 Okay. Good. 381 00:14:11,248 --> 00:14:14,284 Look, I know this is kind of weird. 382 00:14:14,351 --> 00:14:15,585 I mean, we already have a kid, 383 00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:17,253 and I'm kind of doing this backwards, 384 00:14:17,321 --> 00:14:19,522 but I want to get to know you. 385 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:21,557 I want to spend time with you. 386 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:24,527 You know? 387 00:14:24,595 --> 00:14:27,597 I'd like to go out to dinner with you and talk, 388 00:14:27,665 --> 00:14:30,466 without any flying bicycles 389 00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:32,669 or extraterrestrials or kids. 390 00:14:32,736 --> 00:14:36,139 You mean a date. 391 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,140 Yeah. 392 00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:40,410 You want to do that? 393 00:14:40,477 --> 00:14:42,345 Yeah. I guess. 394 00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:45,748 Oh. Well, I'm only taking a "yes," so... 395 00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:51,020 Yes. 396 00:14:51,088 --> 00:14:52,588 Okay. 397 00:14:52,656 --> 00:14:53,656 Okay. 398 00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:55,458 I guess I will see you on Saturday. 399 00:14:55,526 --> 00:14:57,860 I guess you shall. 400 00:15:05,179 --> 00:15:06,512 How do I look? Do I look okay? 401 00:15:06,901 --> 00:15:07,968 Does this suit look okay? Yeah. 402 00:15:08,035 --> 00:15:09,002 It's nice, right? Yes. 403 00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:10,404 Okay, listen, I want you to call me 404 00:15:10,471 --> 00:15:11,571 if anything comes up at all. 405 00:15:11,639 --> 00:15:12,639 Okay. 406 00:15:12,707 --> 00:15:14,040 I need you to help dad with Max, okay? 407 00:15:14,108 --> 00:15:15,842 Right. 408 00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:16,910 I trust you. 409 00:15:16,978 --> 00:15:18,745 Okay. Okay. 410 00:15:18,813 --> 00:15:20,781 Max, honey, look at mom. 411 00:15:20,848 --> 00:15:23,183 I need you to be a good boy for me this weekend, okay? 412 00:15:23,251 --> 00:15:24,985 I already said-- I already said that I would. 413 00:15:25,052 --> 00:15:26,787 See? Why am I doing this? This is ridiculous. 414 00:15:26,854 --> 00:15:27,888 Why am I going? 415 00:15:27,955 --> 00:15:29,022 Hey, hey, hey, it's okay. 416 00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:30,357 You're gonna go, 417 00:15:30,425 --> 00:15:32,926 and you're gonna kick some political ass, okay? 418 00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:33,927 Love you. 419 00:15:33,995 --> 00:15:35,228 I love you too. 420 00:15:35,296 --> 00:15:36,430 All right. You sure? 421 00:15:36,497 --> 00:15:38,965 I'm gonna be fine. All right? Okay, yep. 422 00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:40,167 All right. We're proud of you, honey. 423 00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:41,368 Okay. 424 00:15:41,436 --> 00:15:43,103 She thinks she's going on a pilgrimage. 425 00:15:43,171 --> 00:15:44,204 Would you knock it off? 426 00:15:44,272 --> 00:15:45,839 Hey, drive safely. 427 00:15:45,907 --> 00:15:50,544 Bye. All right. 428 00:15:54,549 --> 00:15:55,949 Hello. 429 00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:57,951 Honey? Hi, honey. 430 00:15:58,019 --> 00:15:59,753 Do not forget to defrost the dinner that I made for you. 431 00:15:59,821 --> 00:16:01,087 I won't forget. It's meatloaf. 432 00:16:01,155 --> 00:16:02,422 I won't forget. Okay. 433 00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:03,623 This is a mistake. 434 00:16:03,691 --> 00:16:05,225 No, Kristina, I want this for you. 435 00:16:05,293 --> 00:16:06,426 Okay, please, let me do this for you. 436 00:16:06,494 --> 00:16:08,862 I can handle it. I love you. 437 00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:10,730 I love you too. 438 00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:14,234 Get out of here. 439 00:16:14,302 --> 00:16:15,268 Okay. 440 00:16:16,737 --> 00:16:17,771 Okay, I'm going. 441 00:16:17,839 --> 00:16:18,872 We're good. I'm leaving. 442 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,241 All right, good-bye. I love you. 443 00:16:24,612 --> 00:16:25,912 And do you know who wrote 444 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,547 the Declaration of Independence? 445 00:16:27,615 --> 00:16:29,316 Mm... you? 446 00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:32,385 No, not me. Thomas Jefferson. 447 00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:33,620 You heard of him? No. 448 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:34,988 Okay. Well, he was one of 449 00:16:35,056 --> 00:16:36,957 the founding fathers of this country, 450 00:16:37,024 --> 00:16:38,258 he was our third President, 451 00:16:38,326 --> 00:16:40,227 and you know what else he was? 452 00:16:40,294 --> 00:16:41,461 Mm, no. 453 00:16:41,529 --> 00:16:42,729 He was a lawyer. 454 00:16:42,797 --> 00:16:44,664 As was our second President, John Adams, 455 00:16:44,732 --> 00:16:46,233 and many of our Presidents since then. 456 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,934 This country was created by lawyers. 457 00:16:48,002 --> 00:16:51,238 So when Harmony's mom says that lawyers are liars, 458 00:16:51,305 --> 00:16:53,273 she's not just absolutely wrong, 459 00:16:53,341 --> 00:16:55,141 she's kind of insulting America itself. 460 00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:56,343 And we're Americans? 461 00:16:56,410 --> 00:16:58,311 We're Americans. That's right. 462 00:16:58,379 --> 00:16:59,546 And we're an honest people. 463 00:16:59,614 --> 00:17:00,780 So think about that, okay? 464 00:17:00,848 --> 00:17:01,982 'Kay. Okay. 465 00:17:02,049 --> 00:17:02,983 'Cause telling the truth 466 00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:05,519 is very, very, very important. 467 00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:07,754 Okay. 468 00:17:07,822 --> 00:17:12,559 So is there anything that you want to tell me? 469 00:17:12,627 --> 00:17:15,896 Mm... 470 00:17:15,963 --> 00:17:20,300 When's Jabbar coming over? 471 00:17:20,368 --> 00:17:24,371 Jabbar's coming over tonight. 472 00:17:24,438 --> 00:17:27,240 Look at all these people doing such interesting things. 473 00:17:27,308 --> 00:17:28,575 You know? Look at this. 474 00:17:28,643 --> 00:17:29,943 Isn't it inspiring? It's so beautiful. 475 00:17:30,011 --> 00:17:31,111 I'll never get in here. That's not true. 476 00:17:31,178 --> 00:17:32,512 Do you know how hard it is 477 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,613 to get into this school? Well, you haven't tried yet. 478 00:17:33,681 --> 00:17:34,548 I mean, just think about all the stuff 479 00:17:34,615 --> 00:17:35,815 that happened in the '60s, 480 00:17:35,883 --> 00:17:38,485 and the, you know, the nobel prize winner people 481 00:17:38,553 --> 00:17:39,486 who were here. 482 00:17:39,554 --> 00:17:40,654 And you just stay up all night, 483 00:17:40,721 --> 00:17:42,556 you know, talking and thinking, 484 00:17:42,623 --> 00:17:43,757 and smoke-- I mean, not smoke. 485 00:17:43,824 --> 00:17:44,758 Don't smoke. 486 00:17:49,564 --> 00:17:50,764 So happy to be here. 487 00:17:50,831 --> 00:17:52,499 Of course. Of course. 488 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:53,733 All right, heads up, guys. 489 00:17:53,801 --> 00:17:55,335 Heads up for a second. 490 00:17:55,403 --> 00:17:56,536 This is Kristina Braverman. 491 00:17:56,604 --> 00:17:58,305 She helped me on my very first campaign 492 00:17:58,372 --> 00:17:59,940 when I ran for school board. 493 00:18:00,007 --> 00:18:02,542 She helped me write my platform, 494 00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:04,244 and basically got me elected. 495 00:18:04,312 --> 00:18:06,079 Oh, I did not. Yes, you did. 496 00:18:06,147 --> 00:18:07,247 No, I didn't. Yes, you did. 497 00:18:07,315 --> 00:18:09,182 Okay. Listen, she is a great asset. 498 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,117 Use her. Thanks. 499 00:18:11,185 --> 00:18:12,452 Busy. 500 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,653 Ugh. Thank you so much for coming. 501 00:18:13,721 --> 00:18:15,455 I was so happy when you said you were coming. 502 00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:16,790 It's been so long. 503 00:18:16,857 --> 00:18:18,191 I want to hear all about the family. 504 00:18:18,259 --> 00:18:19,993 We need to catch up. Yeah, Max is a little bit... 505 00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:21,695 Have a drink later? Yeah, of course... 506 00:18:21,762 --> 00:18:23,730 Oh, my God. Listen, I've got to go shake some trees. 507 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,498 I'm sorry. We'll talk. We'll catch up later. 508 00:18:25,566 --> 00:18:28,134 Good luck. 509 00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:36,042 Should I sit here? Yeah. 510 00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:37,410 So what's going on? 511 00:18:37,478 --> 00:18:39,579 Dude, have you nailed down the brown endorsement yet? 512 00:18:39,647 --> 00:18:41,414 Dude, I'm working all the angles I can. 513 00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:43,483 Um, I--I actually know somebody that knows Jerry. 514 00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:46,753 Let me check. Jerry brown... 515 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,154 Or at least I used to... 516 00:18:48,222 --> 00:18:50,657 Kristina? Yeah. You can call me dude. 517 00:18:50,725 --> 00:18:52,559 Could you get something together 518 00:18:52,627 --> 00:18:53,960 on the assemblywoman's positions 519 00:18:54,028 --> 00:18:55,295 on education and the environment? 520 00:18:55,363 --> 00:18:57,330 Um, yeah, actually think I have copies 521 00:18:57,398 --> 00:18:59,165 of her position papers right here. 522 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:01,201 We were thinking more along the lines of some tweets? 523 00:19:01,268 --> 00:19:02,902 140 characters or less. 524 00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:05,639 A Tweet, huh? 525 00:19:05,706 --> 00:19:08,308 Do we have security for her speech tonight? 526 00:19:09,777 --> 00:19:11,845 All right, Max, time to turn off that tv. 527 00:19:11,912 --> 00:19:13,847 Still have 20 more minutes of game time. 528 00:19:13,914 --> 00:19:15,615 What? 529 00:19:15,683 --> 00:19:16,883 Uh, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 530 00:19:16,951 --> 00:19:18,985 Hold on one second there. Max, this is what-- 531 00:19:19,053 --> 00:19:20,654 dad, I already okayed this with mom, so... 532 00:19:20,721 --> 00:19:22,322 I turned it off for 20 minutes this afternoon. 533 00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:23,990 You owe me. Where are you going? 534 00:19:24,058 --> 00:19:26,026 And that is not the way that it works, and you know it. 535 00:19:26,093 --> 00:19:27,594 Mom lets me. 536 00:19:27,662 --> 00:19:29,396 Well, I'm not mom, okay? 537 00:19:29,463 --> 00:19:31,698 And, you, put on a jacket, okay? 538 00:19:31,766 --> 00:19:33,199 Okay. Do you know where the gum is? 539 00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:34,634 No, I don't know where the gum is. 540 00:19:34,702 --> 00:19:37,070 I'm not cold really, dad. 541 00:19:37,138 --> 00:19:38,571 Hey. Hey. 542 00:19:38,639 --> 00:19:40,240 Wait, isn't the dance tonight? 543 00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:42,375 Uh, yeah. I don't know. 544 00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:43,910 I'd rather just watch the giants, you know, 545 00:19:43,978 --> 00:19:46,179 and, uh, grandma's watching project runway, 546 00:19:46,247 --> 00:19:47,447 so can I just watch the game here? 547 00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:48,848 All right, Drew, come on in. 548 00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:51,384 Come on. Drew, listen to me. 549 00:19:51,452 --> 00:19:54,754 You are a Braverman, okay? 550 00:19:54,822 --> 00:19:55,755 It's genetic. 551 00:19:55,823 --> 00:19:57,424 You have moves. 552 00:19:57,491 --> 00:19:58,925 You know what I'm talking about? 553 00:19:58,993 --> 00:20:00,927 They're in you. 554 00:20:00,995 --> 00:20:03,863 Yeah, um, that's what I'm worried about, actually. 555 00:20:03,931 --> 00:20:05,198 Listen, just go and check it out. 556 00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:06,900 If it's hell on earth, we'll come back here, 557 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,435 we'll watch the rest of the game, okay? 558 00:20:08,502 --> 00:20:09,636 I don't know. It's just... 559 00:20:09,704 --> 00:20:10,804 I'm gonna drive you, okay? 560 00:20:10,871 --> 00:20:12,138 It's settled. All right, hey, Haddie. 561 00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:14,541 You are gonna stay home, and you are gonna watch Max. 562 00:20:14,608 --> 00:20:16,042 Okay? 'Cause I'm gonna take Drew to the dance. 563 00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:18,611 I'd like to, but I already checked this with mom, 564 00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:19,813 so I'm going to Steve's. 565 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,414 Drew, hang on a second. Haddie. 566 00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:23,016 Hey, let me talk to you for a second, okay? 567 00:20:23,084 --> 00:20:25,051 Look at your cousin, okay? He is new at this school. 568 00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:27,821 He's obviously feeling awkward about going to this dance, okay? 569 00:20:27,888 --> 00:20:29,422 Now, if he doesn't put himself out there, 570 00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:31,124 he could just be an outcast forever. 571 00:20:31,192 --> 00:20:32,392 For the rest of his life? 572 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:33,793 For the rest of his life. Forever, okay? 573 00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:35,562 Can you just do this favor for him? 574 00:20:35,629 --> 00:20:37,897 Watch your brother just for one hour, all right? Tops. 575 00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:39,833 Excuse me. Okay. 576 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,000 Thank you. All right, Drew. 577 00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:42,168 Come on, man. 578 00:20:42,236 --> 00:20:43,837 I'm gonna show you how to use the fisherman 579 00:20:43,904 --> 00:20:44,838 to reel that girl in. 580 00:20:44,905 --> 00:20:48,141 Ew. Please don't. 581 00:20:48,209 --> 00:20:49,409 Hello. Hey. 582 00:20:49,477 --> 00:20:50,810 Hi, Jabbar. 583 00:20:50,878 --> 00:20:52,779 We're so excited you're spending the night with us. 584 00:20:52,847 --> 00:20:54,114 Yeah. 585 00:20:54,181 --> 00:20:55,248 Sydney, Jabbar's here. Oh, yay! 586 00:20:55,316 --> 00:20:56,449 Hey, good to see you again. 587 00:20:56,517 --> 00:20:58,451 I got a new calico critter penguin. 588 00:20:58,519 --> 00:21:01,654 Want to see? Come on, let's go. 589 00:21:01,722 --> 00:21:05,759 What, uh, what's going on here? 590 00:21:07,661 --> 00:21:10,663 Well, that's the vase Sydney won't admit she broke. 591 00:21:10,731 --> 00:21:12,599 So you're just leaving it there? 592 00:21:12,666 --> 00:21:15,201 For as long as it takes. 593 00:21:15,269 --> 00:21:19,272 You, uh, you realize that's insane and dangerous? 594 00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:20,440 We're quite aware of that. 595 00:21:20,508 --> 00:21:21,608 That's why it's cordoned off. 596 00:21:21,675 --> 00:21:22,609 For safety. 597 00:21:22,676 --> 00:21:24,010 Oh. 598 00:21:24,078 --> 00:21:25,345 Yeah. 599 00:21:25,412 --> 00:21:30,016 Okay. Ha ha. Oh, okay. Thank you so much. 600 00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:31,918 Just feel like the book was better, you know? 601 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:35,588 Anyway, did you see the, uh, eggers story in mcsweeney's? 602 00:21:35,656 --> 00:21:37,190 I don't read mcsweeney's anymore. 603 00:21:37,258 --> 00:21:38,958 Ever since they passed on my last essay. 604 00:21:39,026 --> 00:21:40,093 Mm. Keep up the good work. 605 00:21:40,161 --> 00:21:41,127 Oh, thanks. 606 00:21:41,195 --> 00:21:42,295 I read it, actually. 607 00:21:42,363 --> 00:21:43,296 I thought it was beautiful. 608 00:21:43,364 --> 00:21:45,298 So funny and, you know, sad. 609 00:21:45,366 --> 00:21:46,432 You read mcsweeney's? 610 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,101 That's impressive. 611 00:21:48,169 --> 00:21:49,869 Oh, yeah, well, 612 00:21:49,937 --> 00:21:51,638 I had somebody help me with the big words. 613 00:21:51,705 --> 00:21:52,639 There you go. 614 00:21:52,706 --> 00:21:56,242 Thanks. 615 00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:58,444 You want me to go to school with those douches? 616 00:21:58,512 --> 00:21:59,646 Well, not everybody's gonna be like that, 617 00:21:59,713 --> 00:22:01,247 and just, you know, think of it as a way 618 00:22:01,315 --> 00:22:03,817 to expand your repertoire of obnoxious behavior. 619 00:22:03,884 --> 00:22:06,019 Sarah? 620 00:22:06,086 --> 00:22:07,554 Jim. 621 00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:09,088 Hey. How you doing? Oh, my goodness. 622 00:22:09,156 --> 00:22:10,657 I can't believe you're here. Jim. 623 00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:12,292 This is such a-- this is, like, a sign. 624 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:14,427 Like in the alchemist, you know? 625 00:22:14,495 --> 00:22:15,695 You read that book that I gave you? 626 00:22:15,763 --> 00:22:18,231 I haven't, but I really look forward to it. 627 00:22:18,299 --> 00:22:19,232 Oh. 628 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:20,233 Um... 629 00:22:20,301 --> 00:22:22,702 Thank you for coming. 630 00:22:22,770 --> 00:22:25,638 Um, I had such a nice time last time. 631 00:22:25,706 --> 00:22:27,841 Yeah. It was--it's been a while since last time. 632 00:22:27,908 --> 00:22:29,008 This is my daughter, Amber. 633 00:22:29,076 --> 00:22:30,210 Oh, hey, nice to meet you. 634 00:22:30,277 --> 00:22:31,978 You know, I met your brother, briefly. 635 00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:33,680 No pun intended. What does that mean? 636 00:22:33,747 --> 00:22:36,216 Well-- 637 00:22:36,283 --> 00:22:37,784 Jim and I went to High School together. 638 00:22:37,852 --> 00:22:39,285 It was a long time ago. 639 00:22:39,353 --> 00:22:40,520 Long time ago. You look great. 640 00:22:40,588 --> 00:22:42,522 Thank you. So, what are you doing here? 641 00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:44,123 What do you mean what am I doing here? 642 00:22:44,191 --> 00:22:45,124 You don't know? 643 00:22:45,192 --> 00:22:46,526 And without further ado, 644 00:22:46,594 --> 00:22:48,127 our guest of honor. 645 00:22:51,465 --> 00:22:53,266 Thank you. You're welcome. 646 00:22:53,334 --> 00:22:54,734 Thanks, Professor. Thank you. 647 00:22:54,802 --> 00:22:56,536 Well, I have a feeling that tonight 648 00:22:56,604 --> 00:22:58,905 is gonna be a very, 649 00:22:58,973 --> 00:23:01,708 very special night. 650 00:23:01,775 --> 00:23:04,677 Oh, boy. Nightmare. 651 00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:09,467 "the glowing, red embers 652 00:23:11,034 --> 00:23:14,236 of a flame that never burned." 653 00:23:15,305 --> 00:23:17,006 Thank you. 654 00:23:17,073 --> 00:23:18,574 Thank you. 655 00:23:18,642 --> 00:23:20,009 Uh, so I have a new one 656 00:23:20,076 --> 00:23:23,178 from, uh, another collection I'm putting together. 657 00:23:23,246 --> 00:23:24,813 Uh, the collection's gonna be called 658 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:28,817 the one that got away... Twice. 659 00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:30,052 Although, after tonight, 660 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:33,022 I might re-title it three times the charm. 661 00:23:33,089 --> 00:23:36,525 This is called orchid blooming. 662 00:23:36,593 --> 00:23:39,395 "Parched ground 663 00:23:39,462 --> 00:23:42,197 "welcomes the storm. 664 00:23:42,265 --> 00:23:45,501 "Moist, wet petals 665 00:23:45,568 --> 00:23:47,036 "slowly open, 666 00:23:47,103 --> 00:23:50,239 "beckoning the thunder, 667 00:23:50,306 --> 00:23:53,776 "yearning, shuddering, 668 00:23:53,843 --> 00:23:58,647 "electric, lightning. 669 00:23:58,715 --> 00:24:01,150 The pink orchid blooms." 670 00:24:01,217 --> 00:24:02,885 It's about flowers, right? 671 00:24:02,952 --> 00:24:05,521 I think it might be about your vag. 672 00:24:05,588 --> 00:24:07,356 "...Is ready to spray its love." 673 00:24:07,424 --> 00:24:11,527 Mm. That is damn good beer. 674 00:24:11,594 --> 00:24:13,829 Yeah. Sure you don't want one? 675 00:24:13,897 --> 00:24:15,097 Well, uh, assemblyman fortunato... 676 00:24:15,165 --> 00:24:16,098 Please. Matt. 677 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:18,033 Well, you know why we're here. 678 00:24:18,101 --> 00:24:20,302 We want you to endorse assemblywoman bowser. 679 00:24:20,370 --> 00:24:22,337 She's going up against some very powerful people. 680 00:24:22,405 --> 00:24:25,841 With long memories. 681 00:24:25,909 --> 00:24:27,376 So let me ask you something. 682 00:24:27,444 --> 00:24:29,411 Why did you run? What do you mean? 683 00:24:29,479 --> 00:24:31,180 The very first time that you ran for office, 684 00:24:31,247 --> 00:24:32,781 why'd you do it? 685 00:24:32,849 --> 00:24:35,150 Well, I--I guess I wanted to make a difference. 686 00:24:35,218 --> 00:24:36,251 Mm-hmm. 687 00:24:36,319 --> 00:24:38,087 You ran because that refinery in Richmond 688 00:24:38,154 --> 00:24:41,356 was dumping hundreds of gallons of waste in the aquifer. 689 00:24:41,424 --> 00:24:45,260 Remember? 690 00:24:45,328 --> 00:24:47,229 See, I worked for the state water bureau at the time, 691 00:24:47,297 --> 00:24:49,631 and this man got that plant shut down alone. 692 00:24:49,699 --> 00:24:50,632 By himself. Completely. 693 00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:52,201 That was a long time ago. 694 00:24:52,268 --> 00:24:55,037 Dude, I know. It was a while ago, dude. 695 00:24:55,105 --> 00:24:56,638 Anyway, here's the deal. 696 00:24:56,706 --> 00:24:59,108 Assemblywoman bowser, she wants to make a difference too. 697 00:24:59,175 --> 00:25:01,143 You know, her opponents might twit and talk on-- 698 00:25:01,211 --> 00:25:03,378 Tweet. It's "tweet." 699 00:25:03,446 --> 00:25:07,149 T--whatever, that pollution is bad, 700 00:25:07,217 --> 00:25:09,284 but, you know, she actually has a plan to do something about it, 701 00:25:09,352 --> 00:25:12,588 a solid plan, starting with better regulation of waterways. 702 00:25:12,655 --> 00:25:14,022 You know I like her, right? 703 00:25:14,090 --> 00:25:15,791 I do. I know that you like her. 704 00:25:15,859 --> 00:25:17,793 But... 705 00:25:17,861 --> 00:25:20,596 The thing is is she can't do it alone. 706 00:25:20,663 --> 00:25:23,632 See, we need your help. 707 00:25:32,108 --> 00:25:33,876 You know, I've never really gotten the hang 708 00:25:33,943 --> 00:25:37,079 of this whole fork, spoon technique. 709 00:25:37,147 --> 00:25:39,448 Ha. Well, there's a trick that I learned 710 00:25:39,516 --> 00:25:41,416 when I went to Italy. 711 00:25:41,484 --> 00:25:43,886 And that is order the ravioli. 712 00:25:43,953 --> 00:25:45,454 Mm. Mm? 713 00:25:45,522 --> 00:25:46,789 You went to Italy? 714 00:25:46,856 --> 00:25:49,158 Mm-hmm. Just for a few weeks. 715 00:25:49,225 --> 00:25:51,393 Jabbar loved it. 716 00:25:51,461 --> 00:25:53,595 You should have heard him 717 00:25:53,663 --> 00:25:55,798 sing o sole mio with the gondolier. 718 00:25:55,865 --> 00:25:57,766 It was really cute. 719 00:25:57,834 --> 00:26:00,536 Man, I wish I had. 720 00:26:06,576 --> 00:26:08,844 Ooh. 721 00:26:08,912 --> 00:26:10,345 Sorry. It's my sister. 722 00:26:10,413 --> 00:26:11,513 Hello. 723 00:26:11,581 --> 00:26:12,915 Hi. Um, I'm so sorry to bother you, 724 00:26:12,982 --> 00:26:14,583 but it's Jabbar. I want to go home. 725 00:26:14,651 --> 00:26:15,651 He wants to go home. 726 00:26:15,718 --> 00:26:17,119 Okay. He's okay, though, yeah? 727 00:26:17,187 --> 00:26:18,420 He's upset about something. 728 00:26:18,488 --> 00:26:19,688 He won't tell me what's happening, 729 00:26:19,756 --> 00:26:21,490 but he says it's an emergency. 730 00:26:21,558 --> 00:26:22,825 Okay, we'll be right there. 731 00:26:22,892 --> 00:26:23,826 Okay, great. See you soon. 732 00:26:23,893 --> 00:26:25,160 What happened? 733 00:26:25,228 --> 00:26:26,962 Jabbar wants to go home. 734 00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:29,631 I think he's scared. 735 00:26:29,699 --> 00:26:30,632 Check please. 736 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:33,302 All right. 737 00:26:33,369 --> 00:26:36,104 Let's just drown our sorrows in some junk food and baseball. 738 00:26:36,172 --> 00:26:37,706 Should be able to catch those late innings. 739 00:26:37,774 --> 00:26:39,141 Hey, how'd it go? 740 00:26:39,209 --> 00:26:42,377 Well, I took your dad's advice about confidence. 741 00:26:42,445 --> 00:26:45,113 I went up, I asked her to dance, 742 00:26:45,181 --> 00:26:46,114 and she shot me down. 743 00:26:46,182 --> 00:26:47,182 Said she didn't want to, 744 00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:48,717 like, leave her friend, or something, 745 00:26:48,785 --> 00:26:49,985 when I asked her to dance. 746 00:26:50,053 --> 00:26:52,387 Well, you know, maybe, um, 747 00:26:52,455 --> 00:26:54,022 her friend was jealous, or something. 748 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,357 Like, maybe her friend liked you. 749 00:26:55,425 --> 00:26:58,327 I don't know. Sorry. Um... 750 00:26:58,394 --> 00:27:02,164 Okay, I'm gonna go. You can't go. 751 00:27:02,232 --> 00:27:04,800 Um, Max is in bed and you're home. 752 00:27:04,868 --> 00:27:06,235 Yeah, well, Max could wake up, 753 00:27:06,302 --> 00:27:09,238 and I might have to leave on an emergency or something. 754 00:27:09,305 --> 00:27:10,873 You can't go. You have to stay here. 755 00:27:10,940 --> 00:27:12,007 Dad? Yeah. 756 00:27:12,075 --> 00:27:13,475 Are you seriously gonna keep me here 757 00:27:13,543 --> 00:27:15,510 because I'm wearing this stupid bra? 758 00:27:15,578 --> 00:27:18,046 Of course not. It's a bra, so... 759 00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:20,048 Yes, I am. 760 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:22,150 Okay. 761 00:27:22,218 --> 00:27:23,352 Well, you know what? 762 00:27:23,419 --> 00:27:25,220 If you don't want me to leave the house 763 00:27:25,288 --> 00:27:26,355 while I'm wearing this bra... Haddie. 764 00:27:26,422 --> 00:27:27,456 Then you don't have to worry about it. 765 00:27:27,523 --> 00:27:28,523 Haddie, what are you doing? 766 00:27:28,591 --> 00:27:30,592 I'm trying to make you happy, dad. 767 00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:31,994 If you don't want me to leave wearing this, 768 00:27:32,061 --> 00:27:33,161 then I don't have to wear it. 769 00:27:33,229 --> 00:27:34,429 You can rest easy, 770 00:27:34,497 --> 00:27:35,497 and I'll see you at 11:30. 771 00:27:35,565 --> 00:27:37,933 Haddie, get back in here right now. 772 00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:39,301 What? We made a deal. 773 00:27:39,369 --> 00:27:40,502 Haddie, if you leave this hou-- 774 00:27:56,252 --> 00:27:58,353 Want a soda? 775 00:28:02,479 --> 00:28:04,347 Hi. Sorry to interrupt your date. 776 00:28:04,414 --> 00:28:05,648 I--I don't-- where is he? 777 00:28:05,716 --> 00:28:07,183 Mommy, Crosby. 778 00:28:07,251 --> 00:28:08,751 Hey. 779 00:28:08,819 --> 00:28:10,820 What happened, buddy? 780 00:28:10,888 --> 00:28:12,388 Can we go home now? 781 00:28:12,456 --> 00:28:15,324 What happened? 782 00:28:15,392 --> 00:28:17,560 Nothing. 783 00:28:21,098 --> 00:28:22,031 What's the matter? 784 00:28:22,099 --> 00:28:24,600 I just really need to go home now. 785 00:28:24,668 --> 00:28:28,070 Okay, um, is it something you need to do at home? 786 00:28:28,138 --> 00:28:29,071 Yeah. 787 00:28:29,139 --> 00:28:30,106 Yeah? 788 00:28:30,173 --> 00:28:34,577 I need to go poop at home bad. 789 00:28:34,645 --> 00:28:39,115 Okay. It's--he's--okay. 790 00:28:39,182 --> 00:28:41,284 Yeah. 791 00:28:42,553 --> 00:28:44,220 Hey, Max, stay in the back. 792 00:28:44,288 --> 00:28:45,855 Nope! Too late. 793 00:28:45,923 --> 00:28:47,423 Drew, can you ask him to get in the back? 794 00:28:47,491 --> 00:28:51,193 Listen to Drew. Just--come on. 795 00:28:51,261 --> 00:28:53,095 Hey. Oh, hi, Adam. 796 00:28:53,163 --> 00:28:55,431 Hey, is, uh, is Haddie here, by any chance? 797 00:28:55,499 --> 00:28:56,933 Yeah, she's upstairs with Steve. 798 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,501 Oh. Yeah, is everything okay? 799 00:28:58,569 --> 00:28:59,735 Yeah, yeah. 800 00:28:59,803 --> 00:29:01,671 Uh, we just had a small emergency at home, 801 00:29:01,738 --> 00:29:03,139 and she has to--yeah. 802 00:29:03,206 --> 00:29:04,740 Oh, anything we can do? No, no, thanks. 803 00:29:04,808 --> 00:29:06,776 You mind if I just, uh, just go get her? 804 00:29:06,843 --> 00:29:07,777 Sure. Where is she? 805 00:29:07,844 --> 00:29:09,011 Okay. Just upstairs. 806 00:29:09,079 --> 00:29:10,680 Upstairs? Is that where Steve's room is? 807 00:29:10,747 --> 00:29:13,082 Yeah. 808 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,094 Hey, Adam, what's up? 809 00:29:25,162 --> 00:29:26,629 Mr. Braverman. 810 00:29:26,697 --> 00:29:27,730 What are you doing here? 811 00:29:27,798 --> 00:29:30,733 You are coming with me right now. 812 00:29:30,801 --> 00:29:34,036 No, I'm not. 813 00:29:34,104 --> 00:29:36,238 Yes, you are. 814 00:29:36,306 --> 00:29:37,239 Haddie. 815 00:29:37,307 --> 00:29:38,808 Hmm? 816 00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:41,143 Okay--I'm sorry. 817 00:29:41,211 --> 00:29:42,278 Right now. Come on. 818 00:29:42,346 --> 00:29:43,713 It's all good. You have everything? 819 00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:44,714 I'll see you later, Adam. 820 00:29:44,781 --> 00:29:46,482 Mr. Braverman. 821 00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:50,119 Ridiculous. Get downstairs. 822 00:29:50,187 --> 00:29:51,754 Thank you. Thanks for coming over. 823 00:29:51,822 --> 00:29:53,089 Okay. Thanks. Okay. All right. 824 00:29:53,156 --> 00:29:54,056 Bye. 825 00:29:54,124 --> 00:29:55,057 Hey. What? 826 00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:56,158 Hey. What? 827 00:29:56,226 --> 00:29:58,427 Don't touch me. Don't talk to me. 828 00:29:58,495 --> 00:29:59,662 Okay, go. Get in the back seat. 829 00:29:59,730 --> 00:30:01,163 Get in the back seat. Don't talk to me. 830 00:30:01,231 --> 00:30:03,466 I don't think I can do this. 831 00:30:03,533 --> 00:30:05,201 You can do it, honey. 832 00:30:05,268 --> 00:30:07,103 Yeah, aunt Julia's is a great place to go. 833 00:30:07,170 --> 00:30:09,271 You just don't focus so much on the going. 834 00:30:09,339 --> 00:30:11,507 Maybe, um--ooh, let's sing a song. 835 00:30:11,575 --> 00:30:13,209 Jasmine, do you know a song? 836 00:30:13,276 --> 00:30:15,311 I know a song. 837 00:30:15,379 --> 00:30:19,548 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 838 00:30:19,616 --> 00:30:21,417 ♪ round and round ♪ 839 00:30:21,485 --> 00:30:22,752 ♪ round and round ♪ 840 00:30:22,819 --> 00:30:26,122 ♪ the wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 841 00:30:26,189 --> 00:30:28,924 ♪ all through the town ♪ 842 00:30:28,992 --> 00:30:33,095 ♪ and the doors on the bus go open and shut ♪ 843 00:30:33,163 --> 00:30:34,463 ♪ and the people bust out ♪ 844 00:30:34,531 --> 00:30:36,499 ♪ like crazy English soccer fans ♪ 845 00:30:36,566 --> 00:30:37,767 ♪ soccer fans ♪ 846 00:30:37,834 --> 00:30:40,503 That's not how the song goes. 847 00:30:42,873 --> 00:30:44,740 I did it. 848 00:30:44,808 --> 00:30:46,475 Yeah, you did it. 849 00:30:46,543 --> 00:30:47,476 All right! 850 00:30:47,544 --> 00:30:48,944 You did. Yeah. 851 00:30:49,012 --> 00:30:50,613 Good work. There you go. Nice job. 852 00:30:50,681 --> 00:30:52,481 "English soccer fans" always works. 853 00:31:01,291 --> 00:31:04,527 I can't get over it. 854 00:31:04,594 --> 00:31:06,362 Jim kazinsky. 855 00:31:06,430 --> 00:31:08,898 He's a published author. 856 00:31:08,965 --> 00:31:14,870 He used to copy off me in 10th grade. 857 00:31:14,938 --> 00:31:16,939 That's cl. 858 00:31:17,007 --> 00:31:19,775 Writing a bunch of poems 859 00:31:19,843 --> 00:31:24,213 about a big loser getting laid by a hot lady. 860 00:31:24,281 --> 00:31:25,981 You know what? That's not nice. 861 00:31:26,049 --> 00:31:28,584 He's not a loser. He's--he's such a special guy. 862 00:31:28,652 --> 00:31:32,021 He might not be, you know, my soul mate, 863 00:31:32,089 --> 00:31:34,356 but he's... He's talented. 864 00:31:34,424 --> 00:31:37,159 I guess I was probably just grossed out 865 00:31:37,227 --> 00:31:38,627 that I had to hear, like, 866 00:31:38,695 --> 00:31:41,297 15 billion poems about my mother's vagoozle. 867 00:31:41,364 --> 00:31:42,665 You know, it's not the point. 868 00:31:42,733 --> 00:31:45,101 The point is, this is a guy who read Dylan Thomas 869 00:31:45,168 --> 00:31:46,902 in High School and was inspired, 870 00:31:46,970 --> 00:31:48,671 and then followed his dream. 871 00:31:48,739 --> 00:31:51,207 And look at what he's achieved, you know? 872 00:31:51,274 --> 00:31:54,944 I mean, that's what I want for you, you know? 873 00:31:55,011 --> 00:31:56,445 That's why I brought you to this school. 874 00:31:56,513 --> 00:31:59,081 You--you just can't give up on yourself. 875 00:31:59,149 --> 00:32:01,417 I mean, that's living proof. 876 00:32:01,485 --> 00:32:03,319 You just can't-- you can't give up on yourself. 877 00:32:14,464 --> 00:32:15,998 Are you sure you want to stay? 878 00:32:16,066 --> 00:32:18,634 Yeah, we're in the middle of chutes and ladders tournament. 879 00:32:18,702 --> 00:32:20,236 Okay. Give me hug. 880 00:32:20,303 --> 00:32:22,438 Take no prisoners. 881 00:32:22,506 --> 00:32:24,073 'Kay. 882 00:32:24,141 --> 00:32:25,341 Come on. 883 00:32:25,408 --> 00:32:27,977 Okay. You will not hear from me again tonight. 884 00:32:28,044 --> 00:32:29,145 Let's go! Thanks. 885 00:32:29,212 --> 00:32:30,913 Okay. Okay! 886 00:32:30,981 --> 00:32:32,882 English soccer fans? 887 00:32:32,949 --> 00:32:34,049 Yeah, well, you started it 888 00:32:34,117 --> 00:32:36,485 with the whole doors opening and shutting. 889 00:32:36,553 --> 00:32:37,987 That's how the song goes. 890 00:32:38,054 --> 00:32:39,655 That's not how the song goes. 891 00:32:39,723 --> 00:32:41,090 Yes, it is. For real? 892 00:32:41,158 --> 00:32:42,925 For real. Okay. 893 00:32:42,993 --> 00:32:44,927 Well, it inspired me. 894 00:32:44,995 --> 00:32:48,230 Good. 895 00:32:48,298 --> 00:32:50,866 It inspired you. 896 00:32:50,934 --> 00:32:54,136 You inspired me. 897 00:32:54,204 --> 00:32:55,371 I inspired you? 898 00:32:55,438 --> 00:32:57,106 Yeah. 899 00:32:57,174 --> 00:32:58,674 Really? 900 00:32:58,742 --> 00:33:02,378 Big time. 901 00:33:02,445 --> 00:33:04,613 Are you trying to use my poo song 902 00:33:04,681 --> 00:33:08,317 as a way to make your move? 903 00:33:08,385 --> 00:33:09,885 Yeah. 904 00:33:09,953 --> 00:33:11,287 What do you think? 905 00:33:11,354 --> 00:33:13,689 Um, I don't know. 906 00:33:13,757 --> 00:33:16,725 Well, you haven't really made a move yet. 907 00:33:16,793 --> 00:33:19,195 Can't tell you. 908 00:33:58,635 --> 00:34:01,971 What the hell were you thinking? 909 00:34:02,038 --> 00:34:03,706 Dad, what was I thinking? 910 00:34:03,773 --> 00:34:05,708 I mean, what-- what were you thinking? 911 00:34:05,775 --> 00:34:07,743 I told you to stay at home, and you just took off. 912 00:34:07,811 --> 00:34:09,712 Yeah, well, you were being totally unreasonable. 913 00:34:09,779 --> 00:34:11,780 Well, I don't care if I'm being unreasonable, Haddie. 914 00:34:11,848 --> 00:34:13,582 You're 15 years old 915 00:34:13,650 --> 00:34:14,850 and you live in my house, 916 00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:16,218 so you do what I say when I say it. 917 00:34:16,286 --> 00:34:18,420 Really? I do whatever you say no matter what? 918 00:34:18,488 --> 00:34:19,655 Yes. No matter what. 919 00:34:19,723 --> 00:34:21,190 Okay, so if you tell me to shave my head, 920 00:34:21,258 --> 00:34:22,591 I have to do it? Yes. 921 00:34:22,659 --> 00:34:24,727 If you tell me to murder somebody, then I have to do it? 922 00:34:24,794 --> 00:34:25,961 Yes. Keep it coming. Come on. 923 00:34:26,029 --> 00:34:27,763 Dad, if you tell me to burn this house down, 924 00:34:27,831 --> 00:34:28,931 then I have to do that? 925 00:34:28,999 --> 00:34:30,466 Yeah, if I tell you to burn down the house, 926 00:34:30,533 --> 00:34:33,636 you have to burn down the house. 927 00:34:33,703 --> 00:34:37,539 Okay. 928 00:34:37,607 --> 00:34:41,810 Dad, mom told me that I could go to Steve's house. 929 00:34:41,878 --> 00:34:44,113 Then you told me that I had to stay home 930 00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:45,681 and watch Max for a little while. 931 00:34:45,749 --> 00:34:47,683 And I did. Right. 932 00:34:47,751 --> 00:34:49,385 But then you came home and told me 933 00:34:49,452 --> 00:34:50,786 that I couldn't go to Steve's house 934 00:34:50,854 --> 00:34:54,623 because you didn't like the kind of bra I was wearing. 935 00:34:57,994 --> 00:35:01,764 I admit that that was, uh... 936 00:35:01,831 --> 00:35:04,767 Inconsistent. 937 00:35:04,834 --> 00:35:06,201 Inconsistent? 938 00:35:06,269 --> 00:35:07,536 I'm concerned about you, Haddie. 939 00:35:07,604 --> 00:35:08,938 You are a hypocrite. 940 00:35:09,005 --> 00:35:12,207 You would totally let Drew hang out with his girlfriend. 941 00:35:12,275 --> 00:35:15,044 You would drive him to hang out with his girlfriend. 942 00:35:15,111 --> 00:35:16,545 But because I'm a girl, 943 00:35:16,613 --> 00:35:22,117 you treat me like I'm 12 years old. 944 00:35:22,185 --> 00:35:24,186 It's because you're my daughter. 945 00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:28,223 Okay? And you're not wrong. 946 00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:31,226 There is a double standard. 947 00:35:31,294 --> 00:35:32,227 Yeah. 948 00:35:32,295 --> 00:35:34,530 And it's not fair. 949 00:35:34,597 --> 00:35:35,798 Thanks. 950 00:35:35,865 --> 00:35:40,469 But then again, neither is the world. 951 00:35:40,537 --> 00:35:42,271 Okay, well, that's ridiculous. 952 00:35:42,339 --> 00:35:44,440 That's the way it is. 953 00:36:01,971 --> 00:36:05,907 ♪ Hello lazy morning ♪ 954 00:36:08,911 --> 00:36:10,345 mm. 955 00:36:10,412 --> 00:36:12,947 ♪ Oh ♪ 956 00:36:13,015 --> 00:36:16,084 ♪ where could the sun be this afternoon ♪ 957 00:36:16,151 --> 00:36:18,486 hey. 958 00:36:18,554 --> 00:36:19,887 Hey. 959 00:36:19,955 --> 00:36:25,093 ♪ Oh look what the sun did ♪ 960 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:29,797 ♪ it turned a gray to blue ♪ 961 00:36:29,865 --> 00:36:31,399 oh, man. It's 10:16. 962 00:36:31,467 --> 00:36:32,633 Oh, so what? 963 00:36:32,701 --> 00:36:34,302 Well, I told Julia 964 00:36:34,370 --> 00:36:36,771 that I'd pick Jabbar up at 10:30. 965 00:36:36,839 --> 00:36:38,506 Well, just be a few minutes late. 966 00:36:38,574 --> 00:36:40,074 We're talking about Julia here. 967 00:36:40,142 --> 00:36:42,510 You know, my crazy sister. 968 00:36:42,578 --> 00:36:46,447 She'll use this as a teachable moment. 969 00:36:46,515 --> 00:36:48,016 Probably hold Jabbar hostage 970 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:50,218 until I learn to be punctual. 971 00:36:50,285 --> 00:36:51,819 I probably shouldn't go with you, then, 972 00:36:51,887 --> 00:36:55,189 because Jabbar will wonder why we're still together. 973 00:36:55,257 --> 00:36:56,190 Right. Yeah. 974 00:36:56,258 --> 00:36:58,159 Right. Okay. 975 00:36:58,227 --> 00:36:59,827 Um, good plan. 976 00:36:59,895 --> 00:37:01,829 I will go super fast, 977 00:37:01,897 --> 00:37:03,831 and then I will see you in a few minutes. 978 00:37:03,899 --> 00:37:05,967 Okay. 979 00:37:06,035 --> 00:37:10,438 That was, um, really fun last night. 980 00:37:10,506 --> 00:37:12,774 I'll be back. 981 00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:23,451 Fine. I did it. 982 00:37:23,519 --> 00:37:24,519 I broke the vase. 983 00:37:24,586 --> 00:37:25,853 Are you happy now? 984 00:37:25,921 --> 00:37:27,455 No, I'm not happy. 985 00:37:27,523 --> 00:37:28,756 You won, okay? You won. 986 00:37:28,824 --> 00:37:30,858 Sweetie, it's not about winning and losing. 987 00:37:30,926 --> 00:37:31,859 It's about being honest. 988 00:37:31,927 --> 00:37:34,028 You win. I lose. 989 00:37:34,096 --> 00:37:37,765 I'll go pick it up. 990 00:37:37,833 --> 00:37:39,534 Okay. Dad, where's the broom? 991 00:37:39,601 --> 00:37:41,969 Pantry. 992 00:37:43,272 --> 00:37:44,472 All righty. 993 00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:46,507 Who was that person? 994 00:37:46,575 --> 00:37:48,976 I didn't recognize her at all. 995 00:37:49,044 --> 00:37:49,977 It's funny. 996 00:37:50,045 --> 00:37:51,045 What is that supposed to mean? 997 00:37:52,114 --> 00:37:54,749 Yeah. 998 00:37:54,817 --> 00:37:57,718 Joel. 999 00:37:57,786 --> 00:38:00,321 What's that supposed to mean? 1000 00:38:10,365 --> 00:38:12,967 No, no, I'm not falling for this. 1001 00:38:13,035 --> 00:38:15,636 You drop the Berkeley college catalogue in front of me 1002 00:38:15,704 --> 00:38:17,338 and you think I'm gonna get all excited, 1003 00:38:17,406 --> 00:38:18,773 but then you're gonna break my heart 1004 00:38:18,841 --> 00:38:20,374 when you tell me you decided not to apply, 1005 00:38:20,442 --> 00:38:23,010 so I say... 1006 00:38:23,078 --> 00:38:24,412 Whatever. 1007 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,413 Huh. 1008 00:38:25,481 --> 00:38:27,014 So first of all, 1009 00:38:27,082 --> 00:38:28,716 it's not really reverse psychology 1010 00:38:28,784 --> 00:38:30,318 if you tell me what you're doing, 1011 00:38:30,385 --> 00:38:31,686 and, second of all, 1012 00:38:31,753 --> 00:38:34,255 it's not for me. It's for you. 1013 00:38:34,323 --> 00:38:37,258 What are you talking about? 1014 00:38:37,326 --> 00:38:41,529 I think you should apply to Berkeley. 1015 00:38:41,597 --> 00:38:44,232 What? 1016 00:38:44,299 --> 00:38:45,900 Well, why not? 1017 00:38:45,968 --> 00:38:47,401 I mean, if Jim kazinsky 1018 00:38:47,469 --> 00:38:49,837 can get people all hot and bothered about his poetry, 1019 00:38:49,905 --> 00:38:53,074 then anything is possible, right? 1020 00:38:53,142 --> 00:38:56,043 Just don't give up on yourself either, okay? 1021 00:38:56,111 --> 00:39:00,648 ♪ It took too long to see ♪ 1022 00:39:00,716 --> 00:39:03,818 ♪ I was wrong to believe ♪ 1023 00:39:03,886 --> 00:39:06,487 ♪ in me only ♪ 1024 00:39:10,492 --> 00:39:11,792 hi there. 1025 00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:12,793 Hey. 1026 00:39:12,861 --> 00:39:14,762 Hey. What ya reading? 1027 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:17,565 I read that one. 1028 00:39:17,633 --> 00:39:21,302 How's the, uh, adjustment back into family life treating you? 1029 00:39:21,370 --> 00:39:22,770 It's good. Yeah? 1030 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:24,205 Yup. I missed you. 1031 00:39:24,273 --> 00:39:25,206 I missed you too. 1032 00:39:25,274 --> 00:39:26,374 A lot. 1033 00:39:26,441 --> 00:39:28,342 Mm. 1034 00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:31,212 So, um... Yeah? 1035 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,348 Denise wants me to come with her to L.A. next week 1036 00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:35,449 for a couple of fundraisers. 1037 00:39:35,517 --> 00:39:37,051 Oh. Okay. 1038 00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:38,753 Yeah. That's cool. 1039 00:39:38,820 --> 00:39:40,354 She also offered me a full-time job 1040 00:39:40,422 --> 00:39:44,458 as her communications director. 1041 00:39:44,526 --> 00:39:46,627 Uh, congratulations. That's great. 1042 00:39:46,695 --> 00:39:49,163 Um, what'd you say? 1043 00:39:49,231 --> 00:39:50,932 Well, I told her that I would think about it, 1044 00:39:50,999 --> 00:39:52,466 and I would talk to you. 1045 00:39:52,534 --> 00:39:56,003 So you want to do it? 1046 00:39:56,071 --> 00:39:59,207 Kind of. I just--I don't know. 1047 00:39:59,274 --> 00:40:01,075 I mean, honey, I--I love our kids, 1048 00:40:01,143 --> 00:40:03,244 and I love you and I love being a mom. 1049 00:40:03,312 --> 00:40:04,779 I love all of that. 1050 00:40:04,846 --> 00:40:06,581 But, honestly, when I was there, 1051 00:40:06,648 --> 00:40:09,750 I felt so-- I felt so alive, 1052 00:40:09,818 --> 00:40:11,886 and--and it was just amazing. 1053 00:40:11,954 --> 00:40:13,321 It was like I was being seen 1054 00:40:13,388 --> 00:40:14,855 for the first time in so long, you know? 1055 00:40:14,923 --> 00:40:18,125 I get it. I get it. 1056 00:40:18,193 --> 00:40:19,126 Okay? 1057 00:40:19,194 --> 00:40:20,494 But I want you to know I see you. 1058 00:40:20,562 --> 00:40:21,495 I know. 1059 00:40:21,563 --> 00:40:22,630 I know you do. 1060 00:40:22,698 --> 00:40:25,233 But you--you see me in a different way. 1061 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:28,369 I know. 1062 00:40:28,437 --> 00:40:29,370 All right. What? 1063 00:40:29,438 --> 00:40:30,838 So we'll figure this out. 1064 00:40:30,906 --> 00:40:32,073 Really? Yeah. 1065 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:34,442 Um, you know, 1066 00:40:34,509 --> 00:40:35,943 I'll need some help here at the house, 1067 00:40:36,011 --> 00:40:38,312 and I'll, uh-- I'll call my mom. 1068 00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:39,614 You know, I think that she'll be up 1069 00:40:39,681 --> 00:40:41,682 for staying here a couple nights a week. 1070 00:40:41,750 --> 00:40:43,351 You know, I need to get somebody on the hook 1071 00:40:43,418 --> 00:40:46,187 to make sure Max makes it to all his therapies 1072 00:40:46,255 --> 00:40:48,189 and Haddie gets to all her sporting events, but, 1073 00:40:48,257 --> 00:40:50,658 um, you know, and I can also come home from work early 1074 00:40:50,726 --> 00:40:51,659 once or twice a week, 1075 00:40:51,727 --> 00:40:53,160 and I can start to, you know, 1076 00:40:53,228 --> 00:40:54,562 work more from home in the morning. 1077 00:40:54,630 --> 00:40:55,963 We'll work it out. 1078 00:40:56,031 --> 00:40:57,898 Get some groceries delivered. Figure it out. 1079 00:40:57,966 --> 00:41:00,635 Yeah. No, you know-- 1080 00:41:00,702 --> 00:41:01,902 what? 1081 00:41:01,970 --> 00:41:05,906 Honey, um, this isn't the right time. 1082 00:41:05,974 --> 00:41:08,009 I--I'm not gonna do it. Kristina. 1083 00:41:08,076 --> 00:41:10,177 This isn't the right time. Max and Haddie need me here. 1084 00:41:10,245 --> 00:41:11,479 I don't know what I was thinking. 1085 00:41:11,546 --> 00:41:13,281 Kristina... No, no. 1086 00:41:13,348 --> 00:41:14,615 I don't want you to look back on this 1087 00:41:14,683 --> 00:41:15,783 and feel like you missed out on something. 1088 00:41:15,851 --> 00:41:17,485 I won't, I won't. 1089 00:41:17,552 --> 00:41:19,420 Uh, this is a no-brainer, you know? 1090 00:41:19,488 --> 00:41:21,455 I mean, there'll be other campaigns, 1091 00:41:21,523 --> 00:41:27,295 and our kids are only gonna be kids for so long. 1092 00:41:27,362 --> 00:41:28,663 And I can do it later. 1093 00:41:28,730 --> 00:41:32,066 ♪ And it ain't about losing your mind ♪ 1094 00:41:32,134 --> 00:41:33,868 are you sure? 1095 00:41:33,935 --> 00:41:35,870 Yes, I'm sure. 1096 00:41:35,937 --> 00:41:38,606 ♪ But if you happen to that's fine ♪ 1097 00:41:38,674 --> 00:41:41,542 all right. Why don't you tell me about this meeting? 1098 00:41:41,610 --> 00:41:43,878 Um, it was awesome. 1099 00:41:43,945 --> 00:41:45,046 It was so cool. 1100 00:41:45,113 --> 00:41:46,647 I mean, you would have been so proud of me. 1101 00:41:46,715 --> 00:41:48,783 I, um... 1102 00:41:48,850 --> 00:41:50,551 I was awesome. 1103 00:41:50,619 --> 00:41:52,019 I was awesome. 1104 00:41:52,087 --> 00:41:53,387 You should have seen me. 1105 00:41:53,455 --> 00:41:54,622 I was just-- I was in my element. 1106 00:41:54,690 --> 00:41:57,224 ♪ Freely, freely ♪ 1107 00:41:57,292 --> 00:42:01,195 ♪ meu coracao ♪ 1108 00:42:01,263 --> 00:42:04,432 ♪ freely, freely ♪ 1109 00:42:04,499 --> 00:42:07,535 ♪ meu coracao ♪ 1110 00:42:07,602 --> 00:42:14,275 ♪ I'd like to live that way ♪ 1111 00:42:14,343 --> 00:42:19,213 ♪ I'd like to live ♪ 1112 00:42:19,281 --> 00:42:22,650 ♪ that way ♪ 1113 00:42:22,718 --> 00:42:26,185 -- Sync, corrected by elderman -- -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 77924

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