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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,818 This is the story of one of the most dominant 2 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,521 basketball players of all time. 3 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:26,459 A player so electrifying, 4 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:29,696 so beloved on and off the court, 5 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:31,531 nobody could stop him. 6 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,335 Except himself. 7 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:38,304 I'm not talking about me. 8 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:40,306 I'm talking about Danny Grossman. 9 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:45,378 Danny was so good, I was his backup. 10 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:48,848 Danny was so cool, I was his friend. 11 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,750 So why haven't you heard of him? 12 00:00:56,756 --> 00:00:58,758 Great question. 13 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,199 Am I live? 14 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,902 I don't even know if I'm live. OK. 15 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:12,305 Could you make sure that my title thing says "ex-wife," 16 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:13,473 not "wife"? - Yes. 17 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:14,850 Someone on a walkie-talkie said "wife." 18 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:15,875 What up, fam? 19 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,477 It's your boy Danny Grossman, 20 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:20,213 coming to you live from Double Dribble Vintage. 21 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,514 Whoa. Hey. 22 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:23,283 At least buy me dinner first, pal. 23 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:25,719 Oh, I'm sorry. 24 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,187 Oh! 25 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,888 At least buy me dinner first. 26 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,458 We have OG starter jackets. 27 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:34,361 We have dead stock snapbacks. 28 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:37,764 We have game-worn jerseys... 29 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:39,699 barely. 30 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:40,810 Charlie, how you feeling? 31 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,502 - Good. - Can I get you anything? 32 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:44,838 - Do you have boba? - Um... 33 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:50,210 How about this 9-iron used by Tiger Woods'... 34 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:53,279 wife when she smashed up his Escalade? 35 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,248 - I've actually got a hard out. - OK. 36 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:56,783 - Yeah. But I can be quick. - Oh... 37 00:01:56,816 --> 00:01:58,551 Danny's mad shady. We good? 38 00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,586 Uh... 39 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,287 Damn, Daniel, 40 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,289 you're the GOAT-iest of all time. 41 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:08,928 Do I need to say who I am first? 42 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,497 I'm just kidding. 43 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,699 Should I start at the beginning? 44 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,334 How did it all begin? 45 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:16,703 Uh, the punch, right? 46 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:19,773 Daniel Grossman is a scholar and a genius. 47 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,809 Oh! 48 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,277 I don't know. 49 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,412 A lot of shit happened. 50 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:26,680 Does he get punched a lot? 51 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,882 A lot. 52 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,583 Just give me... I want my money, Daniel! 53 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:31,317 Ow! 54 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:35,755 Danny is completely innocent. 55 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,691 Well, not innocent. 56 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,293 I just mean to say, none of this is his fault. 57 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,594 I... I have a daughter. 58 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:42,729 I have a daughter. 59 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:44,464 I did it all for Charlie. 60 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,966 Everything I did, I did to take care of my daughter. 61 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,235 Just give me a few weeks. Days. 62 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:50,570 Day... one day. 63 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:54,307 Give me one day to just move some funds around. 64 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,718 You know, toggle some stuff from checking 65 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:58,011 to savings and whatnot. - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 66 00:02:58,044 --> 00:03:01,281 You have 24 hours to get me my $90,000. 67 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,415 Thank you. 68 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:03,717 It was all a misunderstanding. 69 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:04,784 Ah! 70 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,786 You didn't owe him 90 grand? 71 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,455 No, I did. 72 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:11,391 But he thought I had it. 73 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:12,859 And that was the misunderstanding. 74 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,464 So I had 24 hours to save my ass. 75 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,766 I only knew one person on this Earth 76 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:22,969 with that kind of ass-saving power. 77 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,973 The Warriors dusted the Bulls 78 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,408 at the United Center tonight. 79 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:29,819 Man, I should have known better than 80 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,444 to bet against Steph Curry. 81 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:32,922 Should have known better than to bet, period. 82 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,615 Yeah, Chuck haven't you lost, like, $80 million 83 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:37,584 or something crazy like that? 84 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,319 At least I got $80 million to lose. 85 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:40,353 Not anymore. 86 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:46,626 OK, so we got your photo shoot for "GQ." 87 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:48,762 And I need your autograph on Cousin Randy's lease. 88 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,797 They got a green light to. 89 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:52,332 OK. I got you. 90 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:53,609 Then you have to sign off on the galley 91 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:54,877 for your new children's book, "When You Swish Upon a Star." 92 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,470 But first, some high school grads you're sending to college 93 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:58,571 want to say thanks. 94 00:03:58,605 --> 00:03:59,973 Thank you, Mr. Curry! 95 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:01,508 Oh, what's up, y'all? 96 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:02,618 I appreciate the love and support. 97 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:03,819 - Steph... - Let's go, Dub Nation! 98 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:05,354 That's what I'm talking about. - Yo, SC! 99 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:06,389 SC! Steph! - God bless you. 100 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:07,414 You have a great night. 101 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:08,415 Thank you so much. - No, it's me. 102 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:09,949 It's Danny. Kim! 103 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,919 Kim! It's... it's Danny Grossman. 104 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:14,821 Danny? Holy cow! 105 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:17,023 Danny, what's going on, man? 106 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,958 Bro. - Hey, buddy, how are you? 107 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,660 How you doing? Little aggressive. 108 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,829 But how you doing? - Didn't you kill yourself? 109 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:23,663 No. 110 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,565 Could've sworn you killed yourself. 111 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,543 A lot of people... you know, you're not the first person 112 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,545 from Charlotte Christian that thought I killed myself. 113 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:30,613 But no. - That's what I heard. 114 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:31,814 I thought he killed himself. 115 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,573 No, I think that was just a rumor, like... 116 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,408 like the guy from Blues Traveler. 117 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,077 What are you up to, Daniel? 118 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,646 Assuming no grown man goes by Danny. 119 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:42,515 What am I... I'm not up to... 120 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:43,650 that's a weird question. 121 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,418 Pretty standard greeting. 122 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,555 My buddy Mac works, um, security in the tunnel. 123 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,790 And so he was like, come on down. 124 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,525 And I saw that you were here. - Obviously. 125 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:53,869 Obviously, 'cause you're playing in the game. 126 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:55,929 And I thought, um... 127 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,064 why are there cameras, uh, filming everything I say? 128 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:01,501 Oh, sorry, I kind of do cool stuff basically all the time. 129 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:04,471 So it's, uh, better to keep the cameras rolling 24-7, 130 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:05,939 just to catch everything. 131 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:09,709 Oh, Lucy here, the director, she did a fire short at NYU. 132 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,745 It was about, uh... - Three bleeding nuns. 133 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:12,779 Right, yes. 134 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,547 You'll have to sign a release. 135 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,082 No, I'm... I'm good. 136 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:17,617 Thank you. - It wasn't an offer. 137 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,386 Yeah, we legally can't use any footage 138 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:20,563 that you're in unless you sign the release. 139 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:21,931 Bro, it's so good to see you, man. 140 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:23,799 Hey, I've been meaning to talk to you about that... 141 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,593 that "Night Night" celebration you used to do in junior high. 142 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,395 I apologize for stealing it, man. 143 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,505 Just... it kind of just came out. 144 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:30,630 That's totally fine. 145 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,565 I don't have much of a use for it anymore. 146 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:35,402 Wow, man, we haven't seen you in so long, since... 147 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:36,736 since all that stuff went down. 148 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,840 What stuff? 149 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,576 What stuff? 150 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,779 They're calling him the "Jewish Jordan." 151 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:49,015 Local basketball phenom Danny Grossman is breaking 152 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,751 every record in the books and redefining what 153 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,554 we thought was possible for a 12-year-old 154 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:56,156 on a basketball court. 155 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,561 He was nice. 156 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,830 He got recruited in, like, fourth grade. 157 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,499 Rick Pitino gave his family a Range Rover. 158 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,843 I've seen a lot of triple-doubles. 159 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:12,472 But Danny, he's the only guy I ever saw get a double-triple. 160 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:15,508 100 points and 100 blocks. 161 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,019 Technically, it was a triple-triple, 162 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,178 if you count my fever. 163 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,546 I had tonsillitis. 164 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,581 I was running 102 the whole game. 165 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,883 Grossman is the total package. 166 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,152 That unique blend of talent, size, 167 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:29,222 and the kind of basketball IQ that only comes 168 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,558 from being a coach's son. 169 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:34,994 My dad was a great coach. 170 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,730 He was the best coach I ever had. 171 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:40,200 Really? Steph said that? 172 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,902 But he was a terrible father. 173 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,805 With Coach Mitch's basketball skill system, 174 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:49,609 you, too, can dominate like my son, phenom Danny Grossman. 175 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:51,678 Catch, Danny! 176 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:53,713 Anything I did, I did for Danny. 177 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,016 His toe is on the line! 178 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:59,586 My dad made Earl Woods look like Elle Woods. 179 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,855 I once saw Coach throw a chair onto the court 180 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,056 with a kid in it. 181 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,090 His toe is on the line! 182 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:07,227 That was a different time. 183 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,562 You could throw kids back then? 184 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,064 Well, I could throw kids back then. 185 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,665 I couldn't do it now. 186 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,668 I'm not strong enough. 187 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,736 Question my methods all you want, 188 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,238 but we did win it all. 189 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,839 And I had it all. 190 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:22,108 Bro, Danny was the king. 191 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,943 Guys wanted to be him. 192 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:27,213 Girls wanted to be in heaven with him for seven minutes. 193 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,716 But then it all went to hell. 194 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:33,520 Charlotte Christian has been rocked by scandal today. 195 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:36,723 Local 12-year-old phenom Danny Grossman, 196 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:39,025 youngest-ever Wheaties cover boy, 197 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,127 isn't 12 after all. 198 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,697 He's 14 1/2. 199 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,666 Then I lost it all. 200 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,274 Boy, did they enjoy taking it from me. 201 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:57,320 He's two years older than he said he was! 202 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,179 - Liar! - Liar! 203 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,548 They were monsters. 204 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,216 They were saying things to me that 205 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:07,020 I can't even say on Peacock. 206 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:08,655 This is Peacock, right? 207 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:10,056 I... do I get Peacock? 208 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,025 We were a joke. 209 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,059 Have you seen this? 210 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,594 Have you heard about this? 211 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,763 12-year-old basketball prodigy Danny Grossman 212 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:19,232 lied about his age and is actually 14. 213 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:22,769 Which makes him too old to play junior high basketball. 214 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:25,271 But on the bright side, makes him 215 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,273 too old to date Michael Jackson. 216 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:32,912 I take full responsibility for ruining Danny's life. 217 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,948 No excuses. 218 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:37,751 Except I was an addict at the time. 219 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:42,789 Alcohol, narcotics, gambling, pornos. 220 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:46,826 When Danny's at his best, he's the best. 221 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:52,565 But that kind of trauma, it's hard to outrun. 222 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,336 - Hey, uh... - Hmm? 223 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,937 You want to get back? 224 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:01,107 Or do you need more time with the rain? 225 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,284 I thought we were waiting on you. 226 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:03,710 - Oh, no... - I'm good. No... 227 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:04,911 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Why? 228 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,714 You've been standing there for, like, 45 minutes, so... 229 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,087 So that's why you run a store 230 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,089 that only sells things from the past? 231 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:18,358 Because you wish you could go back to a time 232 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,994 when your life was good? 233 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,129 I don't think that's it at all. 234 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:31,371 Can I go to the bathroom? - Just step... 235 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,372 Sorry. Can you just give me... 236 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,973 I just need one second. 237 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,047 I swear to God, I didn't know. 238 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,849 My dad masterminded the whole thing. 239 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,317 We know, bro. But come on. 240 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,052 I mean, no part of you maybe thought? 241 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,787 I mean, you had a full bush. 242 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,122 I wasn't in on it. 243 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,290 Relax. We believe you. 244 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,334 Yeah, why are you yelling at us? 245 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,059 - Yeah. - I'm not... I'm sorry. 246 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,928 I just... I get why the whole world 247 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:56,096 thought I was in on it. 248 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,773 But you two knew the truth, and you still... 249 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:58,765 you didn't have my back. 250 00:09:58,798 --> 00:09:59,933 So it doesn't matter now. 251 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:02,035 And I'm sorry that I... 252 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:04,938 He's not wrong. 253 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:06,206 When all that stuff went down, 254 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:09,876 we stopped talking to him for 25 years. 255 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,144 I mean, the three of us, 256 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:13,913 we called ourselves the Splash Siblings. 257 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,049 Man, Danny came up with that too. 258 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,918 I guess I kind of owe that guy a lot, huh? 259 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,053 I had nowhere to go. 260 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,188 I had no one in my life. 261 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,990 My mom died when I was four. 262 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,393 My dad, you know, he's a mess. 263 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,361 So then I moved in with my aunt. 264 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,796 Then we hooked up, so I had to... 265 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,698 - Say what? - You smashed your auntie? 266 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,767 No, we just hooked up. 267 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,735 - What am I missing? - What does that entail? 268 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,037 Like, titty stuff. 269 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,972 OK, say less for... 270 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:40,340 and I mean that earnestly. 271 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,842 To be fair, she had dumps like a Pixar mom. 272 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,844 Her thang was thangin'. 273 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:47,080 You're right, man. 274 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,124 I should have had your back. 275 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,349 And I'm sorry for that, man. 276 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,393 Aw, that's so nice, Steph. 277 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,018 Thank you. - Absolutely. 278 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,887 Kimberly, what about you? 279 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,222 Are you sorry? - Yes. 280 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:59,159 - Yes, what? - Really, dude? 281 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,895 - Just say it. - Fine. 282 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,997 Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry. 283 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,165 Thank you. 284 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,399 For what exactly? 285 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,134 Bro, bro, she just said it. 286 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,004 I know, but did she mean it? 287 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,272 Ah, that's a good question. 288 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,174 Did you mean it, Kimberly? - Fuck you guys. 289 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,742 Fuck you guys. 290 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:17,143 For real, though, 291 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,347 despite how dirty you both did me, 292 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,782 it's been amazing to watch you become Stephen Curry. 293 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:23,850 It's crazy, right? 294 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:26,252 And to watch you become Stephen Curry's intern. 295 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,430 Bitch, stop playing with me. 296 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,155 I am the CEO of Curry Up and Wait. 297 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,366 - Sell it to him. - That sounds cool. 298 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,092 What's that? - Our media company. 299 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,160 We do podcasts, books, movies, TV. 300 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,438 Yeah, we're working on this new faith-based 301 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,063 prank show with Steve Harvey. 302 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,098 It's really funny, man. 303 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,399 We really go there. - Really? 304 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,776 And we're on the 1-yard line with a new 305 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,435 half-hour comedy called "Teen Steph." 306 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,546 Cool. What is that, "Young"... 307 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,171 "Young Rock" meets "Young Sheldon"? 308 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,373 No, he's a teen. 309 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,174 And there's a twist, asshole. 310 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,143 And Phoebe Waller-Bridge is writing it. 311 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,978 You ain't seen "Fleabag"? 312 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,480 Cool. That sounds awesome. 313 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:57,550 I mean, truly, it's so dope how you just, like, 314 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,886 hook up all your friends, lending out a hand. 315 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,021 Uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh. 316 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,531 Yep, here comes the ask. - Wait, hold on. Hear him out. 317 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,391 Here it comes. Seriously? For real? 318 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,801 I'm just tired of people treating you 319 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:06,902 like you fucking "Shark Tank." - I get it. 320 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,796 You really think a man in a dusty-ass denim blouse 321 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,365 just popped by after 25 years to say what up? 322 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,900 This is vintage Girbaud. 323 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,144 Yeah, well, it's giving Ann Taylor. 324 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,102 You know, it doesn't matter. 325 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,146 I did come just to hang out 326 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,138 and say what's up. 327 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,973 But maybe that was just... 328 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,808 anyway, thank you. 329 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:22,609 You're leaving? 330 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,310 Yeah, maybe it was a bad idea. 331 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,578 - Yeah. - Oh, no, hold on. 332 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,579 Hold on, Danny. 333 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,915 Why don't you come out with us tonight, man? 334 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,493 Kimberly, you can add him to the table, right? 335 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,552 At Sasha Obama's graduation dinner? 336 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,130 I mean, you might... come on, you might have to text 44... 337 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,555 KG, KG, I know you can do it. 338 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,190 I know you can do it. - Stephen. 339 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,367 Hey, I'm gonna go work out for three hours, 340 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,226 and then we'll bounce. - All right. 341 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,862 - All right, I'll see y'all. - Sounds fun. 342 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,331 Wow, man. 343 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,100 Good to see you. 344 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,102 Everything I said to them was true. 345 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,939 But what was also true is that 346 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:56,176 a game-worn Curry jersey streets for about 150K. 347 00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,113 It was a Hail Mary. 348 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:03,216 But I had no other choice. 349 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:05,518 You know, I'll do anything for my daughter. 350 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,855 I know a lot of dads that would have not done that. 351 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,200 I'll never sign the release. 352 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,103 Hey, change of plans. Oprah's having people over. 353 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,939 OK, I literally had to beg Sasha's assistant, but... 354 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,341 I know this looks bad. 355 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,409 I knew it! I knew it! 356 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,077 I knew you were up to something. 357 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,188 It's not what it looks like. 358 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,289 Stealing my jersey that I promised 359 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,381 to the March of Dimes? 360 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,624 - No, no... - How about you leave? 361 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,649 Leave right now. 362 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,451 My daughter's sick. 363 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,319 What? 364 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,654 It's so embarrassing to admit that 365 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,589 you can't hold down your family, 366 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,557 and just the bills are piling up so high. 367 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,102 And I just... I know how much I could get for that. 368 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,260 I'm so sorry, man. 369 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,396 What does she have? 370 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,131 I don't know. 371 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,665 They don't know. 372 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:56,236 Hopefully, it's just... not one of those things 373 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,172 where it ends up being named after her. 374 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:02,175 But she's... she's really... she's a trouper. 375 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,144 Her name's Charlie. 376 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,179 See? 377 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,450 It's a parent's worst nightmare. 378 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,252 No one should have to go through that. 379 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,287 Not even Danny. 380 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,455 Here, man. 381 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,090 You should have this. 382 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,225 Just, you take it. 383 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,360 You sure? 384 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,062 We got your back this time. 385 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,697 Thank you, Stephen. 386 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,170 Where did we net out on the whole 387 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,638 us going out for the night of it? 388 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,955 There's just something about being around people 389 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,349 who knew you before you got that first bet. 390 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,451 Oh! Ho-ho! 391 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,553 Yo, you know you're beating me with me, right? 392 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,489 Actually, bro, Klay is doing most of the heavy lifting. 393 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,024 I have 78 and 20. 394 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,059 Uh-uh. I have 78 and 20. 395 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,227 Night-night, me good bitch. 396 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,365 Being around Stephen is intoxicating. 397 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,100 - Whoo! - Whoo! 398 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,201 You know? 399 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,236 So is drinking three bottles of 1942. 400 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,437 - You know... - Oh! 401 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,406 I got it. Forget that jersey I gave you. 402 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,108 Nah, nah, nah. That's small food. 403 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,209 Let's go big. 404 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,378 Let's do a celebrity charity basketball game for her. 405 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,380 - No. You do not... - I'll help. 406 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,381 You do not have to do that. 407 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,682 We'll raise millions. 408 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:16,349 Dude, that is... 409 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,517 We'll find a cure for her. 410 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,985 That's what we'll do. 411 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,262 But don't you have that big upcoming trip 412 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,188 to India? - The what? 413 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,524 Steph's the nicest dude on the planet. 414 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,493 So most of my job is figuring out, 415 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,528 you know, different ways to say no. 416 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,064 Like, we'll take a look at that, 417 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,067 thanks for thinking of us, Steph's gonna be in India. 418 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,069 I just don't... bro, you don't have to do that. 419 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,271 I tried to say no. 420 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,173 It is an amazing offer, Stephen, 421 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,508 but I don't know the first thing 422 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,309 about putting together a celebrity charity 423 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,678 basketball game. - What? 424 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,580 But, man, that Steph Curry has no quit in him. 425 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,625 Dude, that's the attitude I'm talking about, though, man. 426 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,318 99% of doing anything in this life is believing that you can. 427 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,620 Facts. 428 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,356 Hey, start with that question, why not me? 429 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,390 You know, take Kimberly. 430 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,591 No, thank you. 431 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,427 No, he meant as an example, dumbass. 432 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,537 You could never. - You think she knew anything 433 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,697 about running a billion-dollar media company before 434 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,498 we started Curry Up and Wait? - Mm-hmm. 435 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,043 Judging by your slate, she still doesn't. 436 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,169 OK, you got one more. Stop playing. 437 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,603 Take Evan Funke here. 438 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,715 You think he knew anything about opening up a pasta spot 439 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,709 before I was like, hey, bro, open up a pasta spot? 440 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,444 I studied in Italy for, like, a decade. 441 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,245 But it was Stephen's encouragement. 442 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,580 Put me over the edge. 443 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,416 It's amazing that Evan Funke is your plane chef. 444 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,684 Finish chewing. 445 00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:26,262 Hey, there's levels to this, big fella. 446 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,487 Get used to it. Come on. 447 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,589 The dude is just inspiring. 448 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,591 Hey, but take me, for example, right? 449 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,060 The whole world telling me I'm too small, 450 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,562 I got glass ankles. 451 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,596 I could have believed it. 452 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,298 But what did I say to myself? 453 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,100 Why not me? 454 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:44,237 Yeah, but, Stephen, I mean, your dad was also in the NBA. 455 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,272 Plus, you're in the one zillionth percentile 456 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,507 of hand-eye coordination. 457 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,209 I mean, maybe I could plan a sick event 458 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,443 if my mother was Mindy Weiss. 459 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,379 But in reality, my mom is dead, 460 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,546 and my dad is dead. 461 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,081 - He's what? - To me. 462 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:55,915 Damn! 463 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,784 Somebody get my boy on some SSRIs. 464 00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,487 But, Danny, you're a great guy. 465 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,355 You're a fantastic human being. 466 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,124 Do you know that? - No, I'm not. 467 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:04,958 Yes, you... hey, stop that. 468 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,393 You've just been dealt a bad hand. 469 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,727 I see it. - He's a piece of shit. 470 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:09,329 You could keep playing the same cards. 471 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,131 Or you could reshuffle the deck. 472 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,199 What do you say? - I say... 473 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:16,202 Feel free to sleep on it or just go ahead 474 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,171 and say no right now because... 475 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:23,343 - Why not me? - Why not me? 476 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,477 Let's go. - Yes. 477 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:25,812 That's what I'm talking about. 478 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,595 Um... 479 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,433 - Yeah, we're doing... - A celebrity charity 480 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,767 basketball game. - Yes, we are. 481 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:48,844 Get to do a documentary on it. 482 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,303 Wow. 483 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,772 It's quite a thing I agreed to. 484 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:53,883 So, what, you're just gonna, like, 485 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,209 follow me with cameras everywhere I go? 486 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,446 Yeah, that's typically how a documentary works. 487 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:03,149 So what happens if I, like, go over here? 488 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,652 Yeah. 489 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:06,853 And what if I'm, like... 490 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,564 Yeah, just do what you would normally do. 491 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,732 - Over here? - That's perfect. 492 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,157 What if I go over here? 493 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,594 - Or here? - Oh, my God, Dan. 494 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,595 Somehow I went from following 495 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:19,432 a once-in-a-generation talent to following a... 496 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:20,800 Shwing! 497 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,181 Just to be clear, she wasn't my aunt by blood. 498 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,384 And frankly, she was irresistible. 499 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,896 What are you... doing here? 500 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,564 Uh, it's my weekend. 501 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,566 Uh, it was your weekend. 502 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,402 But you told me that you couldn't take Charlie 503 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,404 because you were in trouble with the Polish mafia. 504 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,515 That's a funny... that's a funny joke, Sam. 505 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,549 - Isn't it a funny joke? - I'm not in trouble 506 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,409 with anyone... I'm not in trouble with anyone. 507 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,853 Then why did you text me, "How do I fake my own death? 508 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,612 "Oops, that was meant for Google. 509 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,646 Can I borrow $90,000?" 510 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,957 Can I please talk to you inside for a second? 511 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,350 Just... - Hmm. 512 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,519 There is clearly a camera crew following me. 513 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,553 So if you could kindly... 514 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,231 Well, if there's a camera crew following you, 515 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,399 then I'm the least of your problems. 516 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,424 What is going on? 517 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,259 Are you on "To Catch a Predator"? 518 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,227 Sorry, I brought the camera crew. 519 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,629 That would make you the predator. 520 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,564 Whatever. You're the fucking predator. 521 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,932 No, you're the predator. 522 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,434 You're the predator. 523 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,536 I brought the... look, you're the predator 524 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,837 'cause the predator... 525 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,315 why would the predator bring a camera? 526 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,606 They don't want that footage. 527 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,642 I don't know, 'cause he's a dumb predator. 528 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,279 If you must know, this footage is for Steph Curry. 529 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,456 Ever heard of him? - Oh. Yeah. 530 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,015 Why? For what? 531 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,284 Well, we're old friends, 532 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,695 and we ran into each other last night. 533 00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:49,022 And he wants to make a documentary about me. 534 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,523 Oh, my God. Let me guess. 535 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,660 It's about how your dad ruined your life. 536 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,004 Dude, at a certain point, you got to take 537 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,405 some responsibility for where you're at. 538 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,940 My dad set himself on fire in front of me. 539 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,033 I've mentioned it maybe twice. 540 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,634 Yeah, it's whatever. 541 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,370 It actually wasn't my dad. 542 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:07,340 It was his identical twin that we didn't know he had. 543 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,775 My dad's still missing. 544 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,843 Yikes. 545 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,978 I'm just saying, move on. 546 00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:14,647 You know, like, if you had a hard childhood, 547 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:15,982 you make bad decisions, 548 00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:17,326 then you're gonna have a bad life. 549 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,561 So if he wants to have a good life, 550 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,795 he needs to start making good decisions 551 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,855 and be an adult person. 552 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,623 Do you think he can? 553 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,691 Yeah. 554 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,825 Yes. 555 00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:26,860 Well. 556 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,861 It's not about my dad. 557 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,963 It's about me doing 558 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,765 a celebrity basketball game for charity, 559 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,633 if you must know. - What charity? 560 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,911 You always said if the world could just see my good side. 561 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,504 - Uh-huh. - So I started a charity. 562 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,973 - To benefit who? - Charlie. 563 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,307 Charlie? 564 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,276 Our daughter, Charlie? Why? 565 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,089 So we could find a cure for her extremely rare 566 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,816 and terminal disease. 567 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,518 - No, no. - Hear me out. 568 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,419 Absolutely not. 569 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,953 No, you cannot do that. - Hear me out. 570 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,097 That was my first thought too. 571 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,623 I was like, I can't do this. 572 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,491 But Steph is all like, why not me? 573 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,760 And then I got to thinking, you know, why not me? 574 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:01,828 Oh, my God. 575 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,039 I can think of one huge reason... 576 00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:03,963 'cause we don't have a daughter with 577 00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:06,099 a terminal disease or any disease at all. 578 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,568 Did you show Steph Curry the context of that photo? 579 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,869 I bet you didn't. 580 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,049 - Happy Halloween. - Happy Halloween. 581 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:14,474 Oh, my God. The wig is amazing. 582 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,643 Didn't it turn out so good? 583 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:17,610 OK, OK, look... 584 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,747 That picture, it was a Halloween costume, 585 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,891 you know, "Stranger Things." 586 00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:23,059 - Do the hand. - Do the thing. 587 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,484 - Do the hand thing. - So cringe. 588 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,619 - Babe, do the hand thing. - Do it. 589 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,897 She was very sick in that picture, though, 590 00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:30,690 'cause she had eaten, like, 5 pounds of Halloween candy. 591 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,498 Danny, this is not gonna end well. 592 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,633 - You don't know that. - Why would you do this? 593 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,936 Did you get them? 594 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,904 Oh, my God! 595 00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:46,039 Two tickets. 596 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:49,909 You think was ever gonna miss Eras at Soldier Field? 597 00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:51,544 I don't care what anyone says. 598 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,413 My dad is a great dad. 599 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,382 I mean, does he go a little hard in the paint 600 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,916 for me sometimes? Yeah. 601 00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:59,052 But isn't that what being a good dad is? 602 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,496 Oh, my... we have to make friendship bracelets. 603 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,721 Yes. 604 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:02,999 Oh, make mine that says "Bad Blood." 605 00:22:03,023 --> 00:22:04,557 OK. 606 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:09,129 Sure, the jersey was enough to pay back Polish Pete. 607 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:12,599 But it was also enough to pay down my interest. 608 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,176 And then I could use the rest of the money 609 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,469 to take Charlie to Taylor Swift. 610 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:19,406 Because it has been a brutal year. 611 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,050 Me and Sam got divorced, and then she started 612 00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:23,543 having a hard time in school, you know? 613 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:24,577 I mean, she's not dying. 614 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:27,047 But I just wanted 615 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,682 to do something really nice for her, 616 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,617 you know, so she didn't have to listen 617 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,152 to the concert from the parking lot 618 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:33,920 like a bunch of jamokes. 619 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:36,656 How was the concert? 620 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:37,933 - The concert was so fun. - Oh, my God. 621 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:39,659 I'm such a Swiftie. - It was amazing. 622 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:40,894 - Check up, bitch. - Check up. 623 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:41,861 Oh, you don't want none of this smoke. 624 00:22:41,895 --> 00:22:42,996 Come on. - Are you kidding? 625 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,507 I borrowed all this Under Armour gear. 626 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,566 I'm ready to go. - From the boys' section. 627 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,170 Shit! Oh, shit! 628 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,205 You hit my balls from the back. 629 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:54,207 Give me that. 630 00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,045 Hold it. 631 00:22:59,079 --> 00:23:01,648 If my life wasn't derailed by scandal, 632 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,125 you don't think I could play in the league? 633 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,185 Pssh, no. You know how good we are, dawg? 634 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:06,986 You don't think I could have been Draymond? 635 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:07,987 Hell no. 636 00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:09,832 You don't think I'd be Alex Caruso with hair? 637 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,925 - Ah, maybe. - You sat behind me, remember? 638 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,827 - Things change. - Oh, yeah? 639 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,929 Things change, Danny. 640 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:16,972 You might want to press up, dawg. 641 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,532 You ain't seen my résumé? - Oh, I seen the résumé. 642 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,002 - Come on. - Uh-huh. 643 00:23:22,035 --> 00:23:23,245 Dude, I'm not even falling for that. 644 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,638 What am I... what is that? 645 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,040 Melo. 646 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,808 Some Melo. Melo. 647 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,210 Yeah, M-E-L-L-O-W. 648 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,544 Melo. 649 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:32,545 You're looking at the ball. 650 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,947 - I'm looking for... - Oh! 651 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,215 Everyone saw it! 652 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:37,984 Everyone saw it! 653 00:23:38,018 --> 00:23:41,087 It was awesome having Danny back in the crew. 654 00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:43,123 That guy is hilarious. 655 00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:45,558 Oh, by the way, bro, I was talking to all of my friends 656 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,227 about Charlie and the charity game. 657 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:48,962 Dude, they are so hyped. 658 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:50,497 Maybe we just marinate on it. 659 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,498 Marinate on what? 660 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:52,575 How great this is gonna be? 661 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,700 It's gonna be amazing. 662 00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:58,605 It's like we say in the programs... 663 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:01,041 hurt people hurt people. 664 00:24:01,074 --> 00:24:04,844 But I was as shocked as anyone to learn how bad it got. 665 00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,713 Turn that thing off. 666 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,252 What was your plan? 667 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:16,990 I guess I just felt somehow I would pull it off. 668 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,259 People do love a redemption story. 669 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,293 Love you guys. 670 00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:23,606 But you know what people love even more 671 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,198 than a redemption story? 672 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:28,134 A train wreck. 673 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,271 Everything Danny touches turns to shit. 674 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:33,840 Wait, did he tell you about getting busy with his auntie? 675 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:36,643 Next stop, Sundance. 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