All language subtitles for Get.Smart.1965.S04E24.REMASTERED.DVDRip.XviD-FQM

All right, klineschmidt,
Come out with your hands up!

Klineschmidt, come
Out with your hands up!

Maybe if you said please.

Larabee, that's a notorious
Kaos agent up there,

I don't have to
Be polite to him.

Klineschmidt, this
Is your last chance!

we're going to open fire!

Come on out, please!

- come and get me!
- what?

Come and get me!

You've got two minutes
Before we open fire!

We're not really
Gonna open fire, larabee.

- we've got to take him alive.
- maybe three!

why do we have
To take him alive?

Because klineschmidt...

Because klineschmidt
Is our only link

To the missing missile
Guidance blueprints.

We've got to take
Him alive. Where's max?

He's trying to get into the
House through the back way.

- that's very heroic of him.
- not really, chief.

He had to go to the bathroom.

All right,
Klineschmidt, this is it!

You've got exactly 15 seconds
To come out with your hands up!

- where's the tear-gas gun?
- it's in the trunk of the car.

- get it.
- cover me.

Klineschmidt, you've
Got 10 seconds!

larabee, come on!

Larabee, we don't have all day!

Get ready to fire
Through the window.

Not the window of the car,
The window of the house!

Oh.

Now when I count 10,
You fire. You got it?

- gotcha, chief.
- 10...

What did you do that for?!

You said 10.

Well, thank goodness
It went over the house.

You fire when I say "Fire,"
And aim lower this time.

- right, chief.
- 10, nine, eight,

seven, six, five, four, three,

Two, one, fire!

Chief, that was a
Waste of tear gas!

I searched every room in the
House! There's nobody there!

- chief: max, what about the second story?
- what second story?

The one up there.

Oh, that seco...

Who is it?

- it's the chief, 99.
- just a minute, chief.

Hi, chief. Where's max?

99, I have something
To tell you.

Chief, what happened to max?

Well, 99, we ran
Into a little trouble.

We had this kaos
Agent trapped and max...

- what hospital is he in?
- he's not in the hospital.

It was only a flesh wound.
They treated it and released him.

Larabee's here with him now.

Oh, max! Thank
Heavens you're safe!

- are you all right?
- I'm fine, 99.

- where are you wounded?
- down around...

- uh!
- south pablo street.

Yes, you see, actually, I
Was wounded in two places...

Down around south pablo street

And in the, uh... In the, uh...

Do you know what happens when
You jump into a shallow pool?

- you hit bottom.
- and so did the kaos agent.

Oh, poor max!

Come over here. I'll fix
You a place to sit down.

Sit down? I can hardly
Stand on these crutches.

Larabee: how about that?

one crutch is shorter
Than the other.

You're telling me?
When I walk, I limp...

With a limp.

Chief: max, those are
Not normal crutches.

Actually, they're secret
Weapons. Here, let me show you.

In the longer crutch
There's a barrel in the leg.

Now when you squeeze this
Handle the bullet comes out here.

Well, I'll be. What does
The shorter crutch do?

Here, let me show
You. When you turn...

Max, are you all right?

I'm okay, chief. Could I
Have my crutch please?

Oh, sure. Sorry.

Now when you turn the handle

- it ejects a spike.
- that's fantastic, chief!

The control lab
Come up with that?

No, the department
Of sanitation.

Now until you're
Completely recovered,

I want you to stay home and
Relax. Don't worry about a thing.

Oh, okay, chief. Listen,
Do I get sick pay?

You would if we'd
Filed the application.

Why didn't we file
The application?

We tried to, max. When
We got to the space

Where it asks us to describe
The nature of the injury,

We didn't know how to word it.

Hi, max. How come
The door's open?

99, we've got to get a
Television repairman up here.

This television remote control unit
Works on everything but the tv set.

Oh, we'll do it
Right after lunch.

Everyone at control was
Asking about you today.

- everybody?
- everybody except willoughby and carter.

Willoughby fractured
A leg last night.

Well what about carter?

It was carter's leg that
Willoughby fractured.

Here are the
Magazines you wanted.

99, pull up a chair. Sit
Down and talk to me.

I'm going out of my mind,
I'm so crazy with boredom.

- what did you do all morning?
- same thing I do every morning.

Same thing I've done every
Morning for the past week...

I sit in this chair, look
Through my binoculars

At that building across the
Street then I read a magazine.

then I look through my binoculars
At the building across the street

then I read another magazine.

And then when I
Really get bored,

I take the remote control and
Watch the door open and close.

Well, I've got good
News for you, max.

I hope so, 99, because I'm going
Out of my mind sitting here.

The doctor says you're much better
And he wants you to start doing exercises.

Oh really? What
Kind of exercises?

He wants you to play
Musical chairs twice a day.

Forget it.

See anything interesting in
The building across the way?

Same old thing I
See every day, 99.

Well, you must know every person
In every office in that building.

I don't look in every
Office in that building, 99,

I just look in the office
Directly across the way.

- why that one?
- no reason in particular.

I just don't understand
How those blueprints

For the new missile guidance
System got out of here.

Outside of yourself
And miss parker,

Who else has access
To your office?

Only quincannon, my engineer.

When he's through
With an assignment

He brings the blueprints here
And I place them in that safe there.

- here you are, mr. Greer.
- thank you, miss parker.

Oh, get me the file on the
Southeastern plant too.

99, take a look through
Those binoculars.

Now am I crazy or
Is that the chief?

Max!

Not her, 99. The old man.

It does look like the chief,
Max, for a very good reason...

- it is the chief.
- don't be ridiculous, 99.

It can't be the chief. What would
The chief be doing in that office?

Because that's otto
Greer industries.

They do a lot of
Government contracts.

99, I don't care
What industries it is.

Why would the chief be over there?
I'm telling you that's not the chief.

Max, I'm telling you. I see the
Chief right in these binoculars.

- will that be all?
- yes, thank you, miss parker.

Unless you'd also like to
See the moon project data.

Uh, is it handy?

It's right in the
Filing cabinet...

In the top drawer.

That won't be necessary.

Kaos must never get
Their hands on this file.

You don't have to
Worry about that.

When I'm through,
I'll place it in the safe.

Somehow somebody is
Getting into this office

And getting out with
Top government secrets.

We've got to find out who.

You know I'll give you every
Ounce of cooperation I can.

- yes, we're grateful to you.
- mm-hmm.

Oh, here... A greer
Industries souvenir pen.

- thank you.
- I'll tell you what I'll do.

- I'll bet you $5 that's not the chief.
- you're on.

- three, four, five.
- thank you.

So that's why I came over, 99. I wanted
To save you a trip to headquarters.

What's my cover on
This assignment, chief?

Tomorrow morning you go to
Work as greer's receptionist.

Now I must know if anybody
Other than greer, quincannon

Or miss parker has
Access to greer's office.

And if not?

Then one of those
Three is working for kaos.

How could they get the blueprints
Out of that building, chief?

You said there was a security guard
Posted at every exit on that floor.

That's what the united states
Government would like to know.

Just how important to the
Government are these blueprints?

If kaos gets their hands on
Any more of those blueprints,

They'll have the capability
Of polluting the air

Over every major city
In the united states.

I don't want to
Worry you, chief,

But I think they
Already have that.

I'll report for work
In the morning, chief.

if I notice anything suspicious,

I'll contact control
Immediately.

Exactly as I suspected.

Our new receptionist
Tomorrow will be a control spy.

Suppose she discovers
What we're doing?

Then we'll give the
New receptionist

A reception she'll never forget.

And I handle everything
For mr. Greer,

Both business and personal.

And you'll get along
Just fine, miss norris,

If you can only
Remember one thing:

due to the government
Work we're involved in here,

Nobody, but nobody,
Gets in mr. Greer's office.

With the exception of mr. Greer,
Mr. Quincannon and myself.

- is that quite clear?
- oh, it's very clear.

But supposing you're ill one day,
Then who takes care of mr. Greer?

Miss norris, nobody
Gets in that office.

Greer: miss parker, will
You come in here please?

Yes, mr. Greer. Nobody.

Spinoza just phoned
From the lobby.

He'll be here any
Second. Let him in.

Let me have the file on
The southeastern plant.

Thank you.

Where are the blueprints
On the southeastern plant?

Mr. Quincannon had a few
Last-minute changes to make.

They should be ready by
About 2:00 this afternoon.

There's no sense in
Your waiting, spinoza.

You can go, but make sure
You're back here at 2:00.

Let him out.

Greer: thank you, miss
Parker. That'll be all.

Miss parker: miss norris.

You dropped your pencil.

The great fringe
Benefit of this assignment

Is having lunch with you, max.

- whoops!
- uh! I'll get it for you, 99.

Oh! Not again.

Well, it's only a
Paper napkin, 99.

I wish it were only a paper rug.

Anything unusual happen today?

No, everything
Seemed quite normal.

The only people that
Went into greer's office

- were greer and miss parker.
- what about the other guy?

- what other guy?
- the little short guy.

Well, max, I sat at
My desk every minute.

If anyone else had gone
In, I would have seen him.

I've been watching that window
All day through my binoculars.

I'm telling you there was a little short
Guy in there with greer and miss parker.

Maybe you were looking
In the wrong window.

With miss parker in
There? Are you kidding?

Max, if there was
Someone else in that office,

There must be some
Other way to get in!

They certainly couldn't
Get in through the window.

A secret door. Max, that's it!

- a secret door!
- well, it won't be a secret for long

If you keep yelling
About it like that.

Don't you see, max? Greer,
Quincannon and miss parker

Are all in on it! They're
Smuggling out the blueprints

By way of a courier who comes
In through a secret entrance!

- ugh!
- max, what's wrong?

That coffee is cold.

Don't you think we'd better
Get in touch with the chief?

We can't do that unless we
Have absolute definite proof!

Then I'm going back over there.

I've got to get into
Greer's office to search it!

Oh no. Absolutely not.

I'm not letting you go back into
That office. It's too dangerous.

But, max, we have no choice!

- but how would you get in?
- I'll get greer out on some pretence.

You can watch from
Here with the binoculars.

If anything goes wrong,
Just notify control.

- well, all right, but be careful.
- I will, dear.

- here, let me open the door for you.
- oh no, don't get up.

I don't have to get up.

Miss parker, I have some
Business at the pentagon

- but I'll be back by 2:00.
- yes, mr. Greer.

Oh, miss parker, I'm completely
Out of carbon paper.

- well, I'll get you some.
- thank you.

Greer: it's left
To 32, right to 21,

and then left to
Zero, miss norris.

So that's how
You've been doing it.

The safe is really
A secret entrance.

I'm afraid that discovery
Won't be much help.

You realize what's
Going to happen to you?

- you're going to fire me?
- oh no, I wouldn't fire you.

I'm going to kill
You, mrs. Smart.

- keep her away from that window.
- max! Max!

Put her in the chair.

My husband has been watching
Everything through binoculars

From our apartment
Window. In five minutes

This whole area will be
Surrounded by control agents.

- dial your apartment.
- no.

Dial.

Oh-ohh!

- hello?
- this is greer speaking.

Mr. Smart, if you
Value your wife's life,

You will do exactly as I say.

when you hang up your phone

you will return to your
Seat by the window,

sit down and stay there.

I can see you
Perfectly from here.

So if you make a
Move for the phone

Or the door, your
Wife will die instantly.

I'll get the keys from
Mrs. Smart's purse

And go to the apartment. You
Keep mrs. Smart here by this window.

When you see me put
The gun to smart's head,

You do the same to mrs. Smart.

I want them to
Watch each other die.

- why doesn't he answer?
- maybe he went out for a walk.

He's under doctor's orders
Not to leave the apartment.

Maybe he's taking a nap.

No, I let the phone ring
Often enough to awaken him.

- something must have happened.
- maybe something happened to him.

Larabee, I'm going over
To smart's apartment.

I want you to stay on the phone

And try to reach the
Apartment every few minutes.

Right, chief.

Hi, honey. Wait till you hear
What's happened here today.

The chief called smart twice,
And when he didn't answer...

Good afternoon, mr. Smart.

So, mr. Smart, we've
Finally come face to face.

Who are you? What do you want?

Don't you recognize
Me, smart? I'm mr. Greer.

Oh. Of course.

What are you doing here?

I came to tell you, mr. Smart,

That I'm going to kill you.

Oh, well, you didn't have to
Go through all that trouble.

You could've called
Me and told me that.

Mr. Smart, you seem to enjoy
Looking through windows,

So if you'll just
Continue doing so,

You and your lovely wife
Will have the unique experience

of watching each other die.

Chief: max, open up!

- it's the chief!
- stay right where you are, mr. Smart.

One move, one sound
And you're dead.

Man on tv: and now for
A look at the sports page...

That's great, chief.
I'll be ready to report

For duty first thing
Monday morning. Bye.

- all finished?
- yep, all finished.

Anything goes wrong,
You just call us.

- is this your phone number?
- no, that's the bill.

The phone number
Only has seven digits.

Call us if you need us.

Hi, 99. Oh! Great news. I
Just talked to the chief.

They rounded up
Spinoza and quincannon.

And guess what? You know
That secret panel in the safe?

Led to a secret
Panel in the elevator.

That's how they were smuggling
Those blueprints out of the office.

I'm glad that's over with.

I'm going down to the
Delicatessen for a few minutes.

Will you be okay while I'm gone?

Yes, I'll just remember
Not to look out the window.

At least you can
Watch television now.