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This is maxwell
Smart calling control.

Put me through to the chief.

I'll get it.

This is the chief,
Max. Go ahead.

Gesundheit.

I didn't sneeze, max, I
Coughed. Where are you?

Well, I just swung off the main
Highway about 10 minutes ago.

I'm approximately three miles from
A place called hotchkiss corners.

Good, max. Now...

- gesundheit.
- I'm not sneezing, max. I'm coughing.

According to our tip, kaos
Will attempt to hijack your truck

Somewhere in the next two miles.

Don't worry, chief,
I'll be ready for them.

Remember, max, kaos has already
Hijacked three of these trucks

Filled with electronic
Equipment and...

Gesundheit.

I'm not sneezing,
Max. I'm coughing.

Now in order to find out what
Kaos is up to with this equipment,

We must take a prisoner
For interrogation.

Got you, chief.

Max, we're on a side
Road parallel to yours.

As soon as you signal
Us, we'll close in.

that was a sneeze, max.

Oh, that's funny, chief.
Sounded just like a cough.

You're not catching
A cold, are you?

No, max.

Oh. Well, if you are, there's
Something you oughta take.

- what's that?
- steam.

Good luck, max.

Larabee, notify all
Units to stand by.

Gesundheit, chief.

Larabee calling all units.

I'm sorry, but my motor died

And I don't know
Anything about cars.

Could you please
Take a look at it?

Okay.

Sure was lucky for
Me that you came along.

How come you use this road?
Not too many people know about it.

The guy at the service
Station on the highway

Told me this was a shortcut.

I sure appreciate your help.

Oh, here's the latch.

I'm sorry.

It's quite all right.

Now let's see what we got here.

Well, of course.
There's your trouble.

Somebody disconnected
Your distributor cap.

Really?

Sure. This should
Be connected...

The guy at the service station
Must have loosened that

When he checked the
Engine. Can you fix it?

Eh, yes, I think so.

Eh, look, if you don't mind,

I can't work with somebody
Looking over my shoulder like that.

I'm sorry. I'll...
I'll wait over here.

It's okay now.

Thanks a lot, mac. I don't
Know what I would have done

- if you hadn't come along.
- that's all right.

Uh... I got grease
All over my hands.

I don't wanna get
Your gloves dirty.

Now listen, all you have to do is
To let it idle for a few minutes...

And then you can drive off.

Right. Well, uh, thanks again.

This is maxwell
Smart calling control.

Put me through to the chief.

- go ahead, max.
- eh, chief,

For a moment, it looked like
I had contacted the hijacker,

But it turned out to be a
Guy whose car broke down.

Max, are you sure it
Wasn't some kind of a trick?

I'm positive, chief. If
It was the hijacker,

He would have stolen the truck,
And I wouldn't be sitting here now.

I guess you're right,
Max. Keep your eyes open.

Humph. Right, chief.

Look at that list, max.

That truck contained
Electronic equipment

- vital to the united states.
- I know that, chief.

Do you know the trouble I'll be
In when I explain to the president

That the truck was hijacked
While you were driving it?!

Why don't you tell him one of
The regular drivers was driving it?

And be in trouble with
The teamsters' union?

I'd rather be in trouble
With the president.

At least max got a good
Look at the hijacker, chief.

That oughta help some.

You're right, 99.

Max, can you give us an
Accurate description of that man?

I'll never forget him
As long as I live, chief.

99, write this down.
How tall was he?

Mmm, let's see,
Uh... 5'8 ", maybe 9".

- make that 10".
- suspect under six feet.

- or over.
- what color were his eyes?

That was hard to tell, chief.
He was wearing dark glasses.

- what about his hair?
- he was wearing a hat.

- did he have any noticeable scars?
- he was wearing a suit.

- I mean on his hands or neck.
- he was wearing a scarf and gloves.

Did you notice anything
About him at all?!

He was a very snappy dresser.

Larabee, bring in the files

On all kaos agents.

No.

No.

No.

- and that's not him either.
- well, that's it.

- what about this file, chief?
- no, max, he wouldn't be in that file.

- you never can tell.
- it's impossible for him to be...

Wait a minute,
Chief. That's him!

- impossible!
- why? Isn't he a kaos agent?

Well, yes, but...

Well then give me one good
Reason why it couldn't be him.

Because that man is dead!

I asked you for a good
Reason, not a terrific one.

Gentlemen, you say this
Is government business?

The security and the future of
The entire world may depend on it.

Besides that, it's important.

I'll get the reports on
These four men from the files.

Excuse me.

I don't understand, chief.

I thought we were taking out
The man who hijacked max's truck.

We are, 99.

What about the other
Three names on the list?

They're the men who hijacked
The other three electronic trucks.

Why are we checking them
Out out of the morgue, chief?

I talked to the drivers
Of the other three trucks

And got the descriptions of the
Kaos agents who hijacked them.

- don't tell me they were dead too.
- they were dead too.

I asked you not to tell me that.

All four of them were
Killed two months ago

During an attempted
Robbery at fort knox.

Wait a minute, chief. I read
About that case in the papers.

Three guys went into fort knox

And they got 600 lbs of
Gold bars, put them in a sack,

Dropped them from the roof to a guy
Who was waiting on the ground below.

That's right, max.

And then all three guys
On the roof were shot down.

How did the fourth man die, max?

He caught the sack.

But, chief, if all
Those men are dead,

How could they possibly
Have hijacked those trucks?

Unless I'm wrong, 99,
And I certainly hope I am,

Kaos has found a way of bringing
Their dead agents back to life again.

If they can do that, it will be
Virtually impossible to wipe out kaos.

Yes, but on the other hand, 99,
If we can find out how they do it,

It will be a boon
To medical science.

And my cousin harvey.

Your cousin harvey?

He's a cab driver.

Max, how could a cab
Drive possibly benefit

From bringing people
Back to life again?

Harvey is a terrible driver.

Here you are, sir.
If you'll excuse me,

- I have some work to attend to.
- thank you. You've been most helpful.

Excuse me, but I've
Always been curious...

What makes a person
Wanna work in morgue?

I like a job where
Where you meet people.

Just as I suspected... All
Four bodies were claimed

Within one hour after
They were brought in.

Do you know who
Claimed the bodies, chief?

- they were all claimed by
One person. who is that, chief?

Dr. Eric zharko.

Dr. Zharko? Kaos's
Mad scientist?!

But, chief, that's
Not possible...

He was arrested by the
Transylvania highway patrol

Over a year ago and executed.

Well, that's probably
When he decided

To experiment with
Bringing people back to life.

While he was dead?

He probably had a
Lot of time on his hands.

Zharko has been working
On this theory all his life.

His getting captured and
Executed was a supreme test.

obviously, he succeeded.

what's our next move, chief?

Zharko once had a
Secret laboratory

Hidden in a cave on a small island
Just off the coast of newfoundland.

He must be working out of there.

And you want 99
And me to find it?

No, I want harry schwartz
And his tailor to find him.

Harry schwartz and his tailor?

- chief, don't you think 99 and I...
- max, come on!

We leave immediately.

Zharko, this is obler.

Two more bodies are
On their way to you.

However, these will
Not arrive in coffins.

They'll be walking in.

Come on, 99, hurry up!

If I knew you were gonna
Tire so easily and be this slow,

I wouldn't have brought
You along with me.

Max.

Don't ever do that. How
Did you get over there?

Well, you were walking so
Slowly, I thought I'd scout up ahead.

Any sign of
Dr. Zharko's laboratory?

No, not a sign of it, max. We've
Been over every inch of this cave.

- maybe the chief was wrong.
- no, 99,

I'm convinced that dr. Zharko's
Laboratory is in this cave

And I think it's in that
Direction over there.

But, max, we've been in that
Direction... It's a dead end.

99, I have an uncanny
Sense of direction,

And I'm telling you that we
Haven't tried that direction before.

- here!
- aren't you gonna use the torch?

I don't need a torch, 99.

I also have an uncanny
Sense of seeing in the dark.

Follow me.

You rang, master?

Yes, bruce, our
Guests have arrived.

Throw the switch.

Yes, master, the switch.

And pick up your
Feet when you walk.

Max.

Max, it's getting awfully late.

You're right, 99. We'll
Go back to the village

And search the caves the
First thing in the morning.

Right.

- 99, we're trapped.
- but, max, who would trap us?

No one even knows we are here.

Well, we can be
Thankful for one thing, 99.

What's that?

Whoever captured us has
A terrific sense of humor.

So, mr. Smart, we meet again.

We've never met before.

No? I thought we had. Must
Have been your brother.

I don't have a brother.

Would you like me
To make you one?

Uh, no, don't bother.

Oh, it's no bother at all.

I have everything
I need right here.

So that's why kaos has been
Hijacking all of those trucks!

Yes, to supply me with the
Electronic equipment I need

To continue my experiments.

Then it's true... You really can
Bring people back from the dead.

Yes, as long as I receive the
Bodies before rigor mortis sets in.

Well, that lets ed sullivan out.

By feeding small charges
Of electricity into the body,

We reactivate the
Body functions.

When they're recharged,

We continue feeding
Electricity into the body

Until it signals that it's
Ready to resume normal living.

- is he dead?
- at the moment, yes.

One month ago this kaos
Agent was ruthlessly murdered

- in cold blood.
- by who?

Me. I was running short of
Subjects for my experimentation.

That is why I was delighted to
Know you two were coming along.

How did you know we were coming?

- obler?!
- obler.

- obler!
- who?!

The morgue
Attendant, obler, max.

Of course, the morgue
Attendant, obler max.

Well, now that you
Have us in your power,

Just what do you
Intend to do with us?

You are going to be the guinea
Pigs for my new experiment.

What experiment is that?

Now that I have succeeded in
Bringing the dead back to life,

I wish to be able
To place the living

In the state of
Suspended animation

Until I decide for
Them to live again.

You mean you're going
To put them in storage?!

Precisely.

You can't do that!

Why not? I have
Room in the back.

You're crazy, zharko!

Now wait a minute, 99. If he's
Got a lot of room in the back...

Max, he's mad!

Mad?!

Mad, am I?

You say I am mad?

Don't do that!

Do what?

Master, master. The storm...

- it's starting.
- excellent!

The lightning will give me the
Additional electricity I need.

- bruce, prepare for the experiment.
- yes, master.

What are you gonna do to us?

I'm going to run enough
Electricity through your bodies

To put you in a state of
Suspended animation for five years.

You mean we're gonna
Be asleep for five years?!

- correct.
- oh.

Do you mind if we slip into
Something a little more comfortable?

Bruce, strap them to the table!

I go to make ready.

Listen, bruce, you
And I can make a deal;

If you let us go free, I'll see
That you get a lot of money.

- I have no use for money.
- oh.

How about a pair of
Orthopedic shoes?

Huh-uh.

Good work, max.

Hurry, max, before
Zharko gets back.

Now if we can just find
Our way out of here, 99.

Which way, max?

Shh.

He's after us, 99. Take this

- and get over there by that wall.
- right, max.

Hold it, bruce!

Hold it, bruce!

Look how tall you
Are! You are all better.

- thank you very much.
- you're welcome.

Max, up ahead.

It's another trapdoor, 99.

- where do you think this one leads?
- I don't care.

As long as it doesn't
Go to dr. Zharko's lab.

Max, we've made
A complete circle!

I do not like to be
Kept waiting, mr. Smart.

Now get on the table.

- what?
- I said, "Get on the table."

It's time for beddy-bye.

Oh, well, we're not tired.

You are going to
Sleep for five years.

But couldn't we stay up and
Watch television for a little while?

- get on the table!
- okay.

Bruce, where are you, you fool?

The storm is at its peak.

- yes, master.
- bruce...

- what's happened to you?!
- it's the new me!

- how do you like it?
- wonderful!

Congratulations!

Now for my greatest experiment!

billions of volts of electricity,
And it's all in my command!

Where's the extension cord?

It's right here, master.

Right. Connect it.

And now, mr. And mrs. Smart,

The experiment I
Waited a lifetime for...

What's the matter?

An attack of rheumatism.

Oh, darn the
Dampness in this cave.

Well, dr. Zharko, I guess now
You won't be able to continue

With your little
Experiment after all.

Wrong, mr. Smart!

You see, I have also discovered
A cure for rheumatism.

Bruce! - yes, master?

- and now, bruce, the generator.
- yes, master,

The generator.

Oh, poor max, how are
You going to go to sleep

- without your teddy bear?
- shh.

The voltage will
Automatically increase.

Within 10 minutes
You will be shocked

Into a state of
Suspended animation.

This is a glorious
Moment, master!

Yes! A moment that
Calls for music!

Tonight, bruce, you
Shall play with me!

Let me help you!

Max, we'll never
Break this strap!

I've got an idea, 99.

Lean your head a little closer.

Hurry, max. Hurry.

Hurry! That's it.

Hurry, max.

Hurry, they're almost
Finished. You've almost got it.

Max, they finished!

One more time!

Hurry, max.

Look, master!

Keep going, 99. I'll
Slow them down.

Stop them!

Look out! That's nitroglycerine!

if you drop that, it
Will blow up an area

Equal to 2,000
Megatons of the mass

Of the non-fissionable
Materials!

How big an area is that?

About the size of this room.

A farewell gift, gentlemen.

Well, I guess that's the
End of dr. Zharko, max.

Yes. If only he
Had used his genius

For niceness, instead of evil.

Think of all the great people he
Could have brought back to life.

Just think, max...
Jefferson, lincoln,

Schweitzer, einstein...

And schubert,
Especially schubert.

Schubert? Why schubert?

He could have
Finished his symphony.