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Max...

Max, we've gotta get going. We've
Got meet our contact in a few minutes.

Just a second, 99. I think
I've got the hang of this.

It's all in the wrist.

Max, look.

I told you it was
All in the wrist, 99.

We've got to hurry, max.
The 14th tee's way over there.

Don't worry, 99, here
Comes a golf cart.

I'll get my clubs and
You ask for a ride.

Right, max.

excuse me, sir. Excuse me.

I wonder if you'd mind giving my
Husband and me a lift to the 14th tee?

Happy to. I'm chuck cramer.
I'm the golf pro here.

Hello.

Ah, we certainly appreciate
This... I'll just hang on the back here.

- great.
- okay, let her go.

Thank you very much, mr. Cramer.

- chuck.
- chuck.

We really appreciate it.

What's the matter, max?

I'm winded, 99.

Max, you're really
Out of condition.

You oughta take up jogging.

Do you think that's
Our contact over there?

We'll know in a minute, 99.
I'll give him the password.

- hi, there.
- hello.

He's our man. I'm 86, she's 99.

Say, you two have
Some handicaps.

No, we're the control
Agents that you asked to see.

- aren't you fred fargo?
- no, I'm frank fargo.

Frank fargo? We're
Supposed to meet fred fargo.

Fred fargo is my
Sister-in-law frieda's father.

Furthermore, he flew
To frankfurt friday.

You have some
Information for us?

I overheard a conversation
In the locker room

That exactly 4:00
Today kaos is planning

To blow up the aerospace
Center adjoining the golf course.

Smart and 99 are
Rendezvousing with fargo.

Not fred, frank. Fred
Flew to frankfurt friday.

And don't worry, I'll make
It look like an accident.

Do you have any idea
How it's going to be done?

Yes, and I can also
Tell you who's behind it.

Max: who?

- max, what happened?
- I don't know, 99,

But he's got a lump on his
Head the size of a golf ball.

Max, that is a golf ball.

What did I tell you?
I don't understand...

How could a golf ball
Hit him in the head and...

99, look, a poisoned dart
Embedded in the golf ball.

Max, we've gotta
Find out who did this.

You're right, 99.

Anybody lose a golf ball?

Yes, I see.

All right.

Yes. Thank you, doctor. Goodbye.

What did the doctor say
About frank fargo, chief?

He'll be all right. The doctor
Said the arrow in that golf ball

Was tipped with some sort
Of amnesia-producing drug.

He'll be in the
Hospital several weeks.

Did you notify
His family, chief?

Just frieda... Frank flew
To frankfurt on friday.

Now we don't have much time...
Kaos has already succeeded

In blowing up two other
Space centers this year.

According to fargo, this one is
Set to go at 4:00 this afternoon.

Which is exactly the moment that
They plan to test the m-14 rocket.

Would you say this
Is a coincidence?

Both those other space
Centers were blown up

At the precise moment they
Were to test the m-14 rockets.

Now that is a coincidence.

No, it's not. But
Would you say this is?

Both those space centers were
Located next to golf courses.

Now that is a coincidence.

No, it's not. But
How about this?

Chuck cramer, who is
The golf pro at this club,

Was also the golf pro at
Those other two courses

At the time they blew
Up those space centers.

Now I say that's a coincidence.

You're right, 99.

Well then, cramer's our man.

I don't think so. Because
At the exact moment

Those space centers
Were destroyed,

Cramer was having a drink
With the manager of that club

And he has pictures to prove it.

This one was taken at the
Pinewood country club...

and this with the manager of
The cedarwood country club.

Chief, these pictures
Are interesting.

Do you mind if I hold
On to them for a while?

Absolutely 99.

Chief, someone's
Coming to our table.

That's mr. Upjohn, the
Manager of the club.

I've asked him to join us. We
Need all the help he can give us.

- sorry to keep you waiting, chief.
- mr. Upjohn,

These are control
Agents 86 and 99.

- how do you do?
- how do you do?

You're the two that were with
The victim when he was struck down.

- that was a terrible thing.
- yes. Mr. Upjohn,

I'll need your full cooperation.

I'd like agents 86 and 99 to
Have full access to the club...

Its facilities, the course.

I'll only be too
Happy to cooperate.

could you arrange for
Them to play the course

- with your pro chuck cramer?
- no problem at all.

Oh, we're indebted
To you, mr. Upjohn.

I can't go into
Details. I can only say

That this is for the
Security of the nation.

I'm a very patriotic man. If this is
For the good of the country, I'll...

I'll tell you what I'll do...
I'll cut the green fee in half.

Having us play with the
Pro this afternoon, chief,

Is a stroke of genius.

- thanks, max.
- that way we get a free golf lesson.

That's not the reason why, max.

Obviously, both those
Space centers were blown up

From somewhere on the
Adjoining golf course.

Now it's my hunch that it was done
With some sort of a nuclear golf ball.

Chief, the nearest point to
That space center is the 14th hole

And that's almost 400 yards away...
Nobody could hit a golf ball that far.

If anybody can, it
Would be the pro.

Now even though cramer had an
Airtight alibi the last two times,

I want you two to be
Playing golf with him

At exactly 4:00 this afternoon.

- we'll see to it, chief.
- now, max,

99 and I will keep this
Place under surveillance

While you go to
Control's secret lab.

Dr. Simon has some
Special equipment for you.

- right, chief.
- let's get going.

- we don't have much time.
- it's my check, chief.

I mean, after all,
You got it last time.

I mean, it's my turn now.

After all there are two of
Us, there's only one of you.

If you insist, chief.

Dr. Simon, where are you?

Over here, 86.

Excuse me a moment.

- what are you doing?
- exercising.

I've gotta keep in shape.

You know what they say... A
Healthy body makes a healthy mind.

You must have some mind.

I'll be with you in a minute.

Your special golf
Equipment is over on the table.

Ah, thank you.

Man over p.A.: two minutes,
Miss simon, two minutes.

What's that for? You don't
Use a balloon on a golf course.

That's for my act. I'm doing
A bubble dance this week.

These are your golf clubs.

These irons are scientifically
Designed to hit a ball straight

- every time.
- oh.

Do you have a wood that
Is scientifically designed

- to hit a golf ball straight every time?
- has anybody?

How about these golf balls?
Are they anything special?

Only one... It's a
Magnetic golf ball

That will be drawn
To anything metallic.

It will home in on the cup so be
Sure to use it only for putting.

Which one is the magnetic one?

The one that's stuck
To your wristwatch.

Now should you wanna
Contact the chief,

This is a golf-shoe phone.

- well, how does it open?
- it doesn't.

You speak into this spike here

And you listen
To this spike here.

Oh. Well, what's this
Hole in the center for?

- that's where you put the dime in.
- you have to put a dime in?!

But that's ridiculous.
Suppose I don't have any change?

Supposing I get a wrong number?

They'll send you stamps.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to
Get undressed for my performance.

Man over p.A.: on
Stage, miss simon.

Dr. Simon, what are you doing

With an autographed picture
Of the los angeles rams?

They gave it to me. I did an
Undercover assignment once

And traveled for two weeks
With the players as one of them.

You mean to tell me that you
Traveled with the los angeles rams

And nobody found out you
Were a woman for two weeks?!

They found out the first
Day, but nobody would tell.

Okay, I'm ready for
My performance, 86.

- wish me luck.
- good luck.

Oh, I almost forgot my bubble.

Oh, I'll get it for you.

Now how am I supposed to do
My dance without my bubble?

Eh, yes. Well, I don't know,

But I'd certainly like to
Stick around and find out.

I wonder what happened
To chuck cramer, max.

It's almost 2 o'clock.

I don't know, but
When he gets here,

I just hope you give him the same
Kind of a bawling-out you gave me.

You must admit that every time

You visit control's secret
Lab at that burlesque house,

You're very late getting back.

99, the follies theater
Is no burlesque house...

At least it wasn't until today.

And I couldn't run
Out on dr. Simon...

After all, she is one of
Our fellow control agents.

Dr. Simon is not
What I would call

"One of our fellow
Control agents."

Don't be silly, 99. I mean,
She may have a beautiful face

And a fabulous body
And fantastic legs,

But who notices?

Good afternoon,
Mr. Smart, mrs. Smart.

Mr. Cramer will be
Joining you shortly.

I hope you'll enjoy playing
Our beautiful course.

That's the first
Hole over there.

What an unusual ring you're
Wearing, mr. Upjohn. Max, look...

- isn't this a beautiful ring?
- oh yeah, nice... Very nice.

Well, uh, thank you, thank you.

If there's anything else I
Can do, please let me know.

I saw a ring like that once
Before, but I can't remember where.

Well, I doubt it... It's
A family heirloom.

- have a good round.
- nice guy.

Max, I know I've seen that
Ring somewhere before.

I just can't place it.

99, how can you worry
About a ring at a time like this?

We've got less than two hours before
That missile center is gonna blow up.

And not only do we not
Know how it's gonna be done,

- we don't even know who is gonna do it.
- we know when.

Yes, well, knowing when isn't
Going to tell us who or how.

I'd gladly trade my
When for a who and a how.

Why?

Eh... Why! Yeah, a
Good question, 99.

Well, you see, if we know who,

Then we can watch how who
Did it and then that will give us

- our who, our how and our when.
- that makes sense.

I know it, 99... That's
What worries me.

Oh, nice putt, mrs. Smart.

- thank you.
- you're away.

Uh, you go ahead and putt.

Yeah.

Hmm.

That's the fourth time today
You've done that, mr. Smart.

I've never seen anybody
Slice a putt before.

Eh, yes! Well, it's...
It's all in the wrist.

Do you mind if I
Look at your ball?

Eh...

Max, you didn't give him
The magnetic ball, did you?

No, I gave him yours.

Looks okay to me.
Come on, 13th hole is next.

- here's your ball, mr. Smart.
- thank you.

That's the first time
You've done that today.

Well, it just shows
Nobody's perfect, mr. Smart.

You two tee off, I'll meet
You down on the fairway.

- what's wrong, max?
- I don't know, 99.

I have a feeling he
Did that on purpose.

It's a quarter to 4:00. We're
Supposed to be with him at 4:00

When the explosion's
Due to go off.

If we keep our eye on
Him, he can't make his move.

Mm, I guess you're right, 99.

- here, go ahead, tee off.
- right.

I switched balls with smart. He
Now has the explosive golf ball.

In two seconds,
When he tees off...

That will be the end of
Mr. And mrs. Maxwell smart.

Oh, throw me a ball, 99.

There're three here.
Which one do you want?

Any one.

Sliced it out of bounds.

- throw me another one.
- okay.

That's much better...
Hooked it out of bounds.

Throw me the last ball, 99.

Hmm.

There's something
Wrong with this ball.

- max, are you all right?
- yes, but I don't understand.

The space center wasn't
Supposed to blow up

- for another 15 minutes.
- that wasn't the space center, max.

Someone tried to blow us up.

An explosive golf ball... How
Do you like that, dr. Simon?

Just because I broke her bubble.

No, max. Someone must have
Slipped you that explosive golf ball.

That must mean we're
Getting too close.

What happened?

Somebody just tried to kill us.

Why would anyone
Wanna do a thing like that?

I admit you don't play a
Great game of golf, but still...

Look, why don't you two
Go back to the clubhouse?

You don't want to continue
After something like this.

Uh, I think it would be
Better if we played on,

- at least until the 14th hole.
- yes.

Why don't you two go ahead
And I'll join you in a few minutes?

- right, max.
- all right.

Hello, this is maxwell smart
Calling the chief. Come in, chief.

- chief?
- yes, larabee?

- call for you from max.
- I'll take it here.

- go ahead, max.
- hello, chief.

Somebody just used an explosive golf
Ball to make an attempt on our lives.

- that's great.
- that's great?

Of course... That means you're
Getting too close for comfort.

It also proves
That I was right...

They plan to blow up the space
Center with a nuclear golf ball.

it has to be from the 14th
Hole... That's the closest point.

That's where cramer
And 99 are now, chief.

Then get back there right away.

I have a feeling
Cramer's our man after all.

Right, chief.

Where's cramer?

He had a 4:00 appointment
Back at the clubhouse

To have a publicity picture
Taken with mr. Upjohn.

- well then, he's not our man.
- why not?

Because the exploding
Golf ball has to be

Hit from the 14th hole and if
Cramer's at the clubhouse,

Then that automatically
Eliminates him.

And he'll have pictures
Taken to prove it,

Just like at the
Other two clubs.

Max, that's where I
Saw the ring before.

- what are you talking about, 99?
- look,

These are pictures
Taken of cramer

With the managers of
The other two clubs.

- do you notice anything similar?
- yes!

- they're both 3x5 glossies.
- no, max.

Look at the ring that the
Two managers are wearing!

- max: it's the same ring!
- right!

And that's the same ring
That mr. Upjohn wears,

And he says that
It's an heirloom,

Which means mr. Upjohn and the
Two managers are the same person.

You may be right, 99. We've never
Seen the three of them together.

Take the glasses and the
Hair from these two men

And put them on upjohn...
What have you got?

A surprise for mrs. Upjohn?

- what are you doing now?
- I'm getting out my lipstick telescope.

If cramer and upjohn
Are working together,

We'd better make sure that
They're back at the clubhouse.

there they are.

How are they gonna
Set off an explosion

When they're having
Drinks on the terrace?

Let me see that, 99. I wanna
Take a look at the 14th hole.

Nope, there's nobody out there.

Oh, thank you very much.

- it's three minutes to 4:00.
- good, I'll press the button

And activate the launcher.

- oh.
- what's wrong?

Gum.

There.

The launcher is now in position

And will fire automatically
At exactly 4:00.

Wait a minute, that
Wasn't there before.

- what?
- that mortar.

- a mortar?!
- of course...

The old mortar-in-the-rocks-
On-the-14th-hole trick!

Come on, 99, we've
Gotta get over there

Before they
Activate that mortar.

Smart and 99 are
Heading for the 14th green.

Quick, stop them.

Faster, max, faster!

I can't go any faster, 99, I've got
It up to eight miles an hour now!

Max, it's cramer...
He's after us.

Keep your head down.

Max, the chief...
He's after cramer.

Darn fool kid.

Max, it's upjohn... He's after
The chief. What are we gonna do?!

- I'm gonna try and lose them. Hold on!
- right.

Look out!

Quick... Hurry!

I can't shake them off, 99.

Max, the mortar on the 14th
Hole is gonna go off any second.

- we're never gonna make it in time!
- wait a minute, 99.

The golf ball! The
Magnetic golf ball

That doc simon gave me... It
Works on the same principle

As a ground-to-air missile.

Max, you can't get out
And hit a golf ball now.

- yes, I can.
- no!

Now, you get ready to
Grab the wheel when I jump.

Be careful, max.

Upjohn, forget him, stop her!

max, hurry.

max? max! max, hurry!

Oh, max, hit it!

Max, the mortar
Is gonna go off. Oh!

Oh, max, you did it!
I'm so proud of you.

That was absolutely fantastic!

Well, it was all right,
Considering I rushed my shot.

What happened to
Cramer and upjohn?

The chief has them in custody.

How did that happen?!

I stopped short and
They crashed into me.

That's terrific, 99! Whatever
Made you think of a thing like that?!

I always drive that way, max.