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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:30,462 Drop it. 2 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,613 Over budget or no over Budget, I can't afford 3 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:40,450 To lay off five agents. There must be some mistake. 4 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,785 Sorry, chief, but you know this Computer. It doesn't make mistakes. 5 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:46,055 Oh, then why did it pick egypt Over israel in the six-day war? 6 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:49,192 - who didn't? - I need every available man I can get 7 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,160 To find kaos's munitions depot. 8 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:55,164 Let me see that Layoff list again. 9 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:58,456 Agent 42, 54, 71, 99... 10 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,437 99? Why 99? 11 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:03,373 It's based on seniority, chief. 12 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,742 Those are the five agents who have Been with us the shortest amount of time. 13 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:08,411 It's a terrible thing to happen. 14 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:10,280 Max and 99 just got Married, and they bought 15 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,115 All new furniture. How Are they going to pay for it? 16 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:14,718 She can work as a babysitter Like my wife does, chief. 17 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:17,220 She makes $50 or $60 a week Babysitting. It works out great. 18 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,721 Your wife sits every day? 19 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,290 - no, only at night. - then when do you see her? 20 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:23,382 I don't. I told you, It works out great. 21 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:26,329 I've got to get this over with 22 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:27,831 Or I'll never be able To sleep tonight. 23 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,332 Get 99 on the phone for me. 24 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:30,867 I can't. She's out On a case with max. 25 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,602 Well, that's even better. I'll let max tell her. 26 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,771 - get max on the shoe phone for me. - right, chief. 27 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:36,273 Are you going to kill me? 28 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:40,043 I have orders not to take Any control agents alive. 29 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,445 All right, fella. Hold it right there. 30 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:44,781 Now drop that gun Before I let you have it. 31 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:47,350 You drop your gun Or I'll let her have it. 32 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,786 You drop your gun Or I'll let you have it 33 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,787 Before you can let her have it. 34 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:54,190 Suppose I let her have it Before you let me have it. 35 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:56,592 it'll do you no good To let me have it 36 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,228 Once she's already Had it, right? 37 00:01:58,252 --> 00:02:01,198 Eh, could we take that Again from the top? 38 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:04,422 Just drop your gun And come down here. 39 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,856 Your shoe's ringing. 40 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:19,715 Hello, maxwell smart here. 41 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:22,218 Oh hi, chief. Eh... 42 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:24,220 Wait a minute, I'll Find out. Can I talk? 43 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:25,721 Thank you. 44 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:27,891 It's okay, chief. I can talk. 45 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:30,326 Oh, really? That's great. 46 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:31,895 When did that happen? 47 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:35,131 Don't be silly. Of course I'm not upset. I'm delighted. 48 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:39,001 Eh, I'll explain When I see you... 49 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:40,937 Eh, if I see you. 50 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:43,139 What do I mean By "If I see you?" 51 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,809 Yes, well, I'll explain that When I see you, chief. Goodbye. 52 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,411 What was that all about, max? 53 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,780 Great news, 99. There's Been a cutback at control, 54 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,315 And you're no longer A control agent. 55 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,817 Well, why is that good news? 56 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,418 Because if you're no Longer a control agent, 57 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:56,920 Then he has no Reason to kill you. 58 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,521 You're still a control agent. 59 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:00,824 Eh, yes, but I was Thinking of quitting. 60 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,326 No matter. I'm going To kill you both anyway. 61 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,462 Before you do, I have One last request. 62 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:07,597 - yeah, what's that? - may I have a kiss? 63 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,098 Well, certainly, 99. 64 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,468 No, max. Him. 65 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:13,269 Him? 66 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,694 Well, okay. 67 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,175 You mean, you want to kiss me? 68 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,911 - yes. - what kind of last request is that? 69 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,869 Well, I don't smoke. 70 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:27,873 Why not? 71 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:31,621 Ooh. 72 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:34,323 Max! You shouldn't have Taken a chance like that. 73 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,826 - he could have shot you. - well, you didn't think I was gonna 74 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,828 Stand around here And watch him kiss you. 75 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,930 Oh, max, I'm wearing My knockout lipstick. 76 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,399 The minute he kissed me, he Would have fallen unconscious. 77 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:44,967 Oh. Well, why didn't you say so? 78 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:47,737 Well, I thought you could Tell from my strange request. 79 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,638 You don't think I'd kiss Another man, do you? 80 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:52,108 No, I guess not, 99. 81 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:54,266 - I'm sorry. - aw. 82 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,653 You wanted to see me, chief? 83 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:13,523 Oh, yes, max, we've got a lead On the kaos munitions shipment. 84 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,024 But first, how is 99 taking it? 85 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,960 Not too good, chief. As a matter of fact, 86 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,795 Right now she's out Looking for a job. 87 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,231 Well, why is she doing that? The layoff is only temporary. 88 00:05:21,255 --> 00:05:23,400 I know, chief, but she's Been a control agent 89 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:26,002 For so many years that she just can't Sit around the house and do nothing. 90 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,770 Well, if it makes Her feel any better, 91 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,340 Just tell her I am not Taking this sitting down. 92 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,308 I'm having that computer Thoroughly checked out. 93 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,877 I never trusted it anyway. 94 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,917 Keep your voice down, Chief. It's very sensitive. 95 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,753 That computer has been with us For six years. Why don't you trust it? 96 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:46,122 Because it's the same Computer that gave us 97 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,424 An a-1 rating on you when We tested you for control. 98 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,960 Oh. 99 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:54,331 Now when we searched that kaos Agent that you captured last night, 100 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:56,466 We found a key to a Locker at the airport, 101 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,735 And inside of that Locker we found this box. 102 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,337 What do you think that is? 103 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:02,672 Brown wrapping paper. 104 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,936 No, max, I'm talking about this. 105 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,676 Do you know what this is? 106 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,178 Sure, it's a 12-shooter. 107 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:12,015 Max, it's kaos's New secret weapon. 108 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,439 It's a stereophonic pistol. 109 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:18,154 A stereophonic pistol? 110 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:20,289 That's fantastic, chief. 111 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:23,026 You mean, you can shoot A bullet from this barrel, 112 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,028 And you can shoot a Bullet from this barrel 113 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:28,097 And if you stand in between, it's Just like being there in person. 114 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:31,134 - something like that. - does it also shoot monaural? 115 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:35,071 Max, if kaos succeeds in arming Their agents with that pistol, 116 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,806 They'll be able to Outshoot us two to one. 117 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,475 Not only that, but It'll sound better. 118 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,244 So far they've only Been able to arm 119 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,346 Four or five of their Agents, but we've gotten word 120 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:45,415 That a big shipment is Coming in any day now. 121 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:46,916 Now what we have To do is find out 122 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,118 Where kaos is going To hide these guns, 123 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,621 And how they intend to Distribute them to their agents. 124 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,122 What do you want Me to do, chief? 125 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:55,291 Well, with this Cutback in personnel, 126 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,426 We're all going to have to Double up on our surveillance. 127 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:01,096 Now we've to got to cover every Single possible place in town. 128 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,166 Okay, chief, you Can count on me. 129 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,934 I'll be up first Thing in the morning 130 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:07,837 And I'll check out every Topless restaurant in town. 131 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:11,841 Max, kaos wouldn't hide Guns in a topless restaurant. 132 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,676 - they wouldn't? - no. 133 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:16,412 - well, where would they store them? - I don't know. 134 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:20,038 Oh. Well, in that case, I'll Check the topless restaurants. 135 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:46,142 Oh, max. I did it Again. I'm so sorry. 136 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,444 Oh, that's my reflex From being an agent. 137 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:52,047 You really mustn't sneak Up behind me like that, max. 138 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:53,883 Come on, dear, I'll Get you some coffee. 139 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,885 - ahh. - max... 140 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,586 Never mind about the coffee, 99. 141 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:59,522 Never mind about the Coffee. I don't need any coffee. 142 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:01,657 I have a nice, full day ahead of Me, and I have to be going now. 143 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,893 Max, the chief called. He Wants you to check out 144 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,661 The waterfront District right away. 145 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,296 Oh. What about all Those other places 146 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,797 I was supposed to Check out today? 147 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,400 He said he checked Them out last night. 148 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:13,169 Hmm. Okay, I'll see you later. 149 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,670 Okay. 150 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,772 What's that? 151 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,974 There are the want Ads. I'm looking for a job. 152 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,944 Oh. Well, good luck. 153 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,634 Thank you. Bye. 154 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:35,813 Oh! Max, I'm terribly sorry. 155 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,054 Well, I see you last worked 156 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,822 As an airline stewardess. 157 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:09,359 - that's right. - oh. What was your reason for leaving? 158 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,027 I got married. 159 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,362 Oh, and the airlines Wouldn't let you fly anymore? 160 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,465 No, my husband wouldn't. He's an airplane mechanic. 161 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,334 Oh. 162 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:21,738 Well, mrs. Smart, you have an Excellent employment record, 163 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,606 But I'm just wondering 164 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,541 If you'd really Enjoy working here. 165 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,243 Oh, I'm sure I would. 166 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,679 I like a job where you Come in contact with people. 167 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:33,349 Oh, well, I'll just take this back And get mr. Marco's approval. 168 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,251 If I do get the job, When would I start? 169 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,955 - could you start immediately? - I don't see any reason why not. 170 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,148 Open that one. 171 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,191 Excellent. 172 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,794 Excellent. 173 00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,497 Stack them over there. 174 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,087 Yes? 175 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,312 Marco, I think we Found a new salesgirl. 176 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,493 Mrs. Maxwell smart? 177 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,995 Yes, that's her name. Why? 178 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,697 She's a control agent. So is her husband. 179 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,533 You think she's here undercover? 180 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:25,868 I don't know. Control is Having economic problems. 181 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,536 She's one of five Agents they just let go. 182 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,873 Well, we can't afford To take any chances. 183 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,875 - I'll get rid of her. - no. 184 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,510 Hire her instead. 185 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,146 - do you think that's wise? - brilliant. 186 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,081 With her working here, We'll be able to monitor 187 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:40,749 All phone calls With her husband. 188 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:43,152 We can find out if Control suspects 189 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,154 That this is the Kaos munitions depot. 190 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,690 - and if they do? - then they may find a few guns, 191 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:51,149 But they'll never Find mrs. Smart. 192 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,972 Yes, that's the corn popper. 193 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,473 That's four books, please. 194 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,342 2-1-7 please. 195 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:09,746 Yes, can I help you? 196 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,247 I'd like one of these, please. 197 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,771 The george wallace Poster... That's one book. 198 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,685 Mmm, no, you gave me two books. 199 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,387 The wallace poster Is only one book. 200 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,923 Yes, but I'd also Like a set of darts. 201 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,524 Oh, of course. 202 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:25,783 349 and 216, please. 203 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,633 Here we go. That's $1.05 tax. 204 00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:33,769 How are we doing, mrs. Smart? 205 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,271 Oh, just fine, thank you. 206 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,073 I wonder if you'd mind If I called my husband. 207 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,475 He doesn't know I got the job And I don't want him to be worried. 208 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,019 - oh, certainly, go right ahead. - thank you. 209 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,289 Hello? 210 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,957 Hello, max. I'm Glad I found you in. 211 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:57,493 Oh, 99, I'm glad you called. I was just about to leave. 212 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,495 - where are you? - I got a job. 213 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,697 I'm working at the knight Stamp redemption center. 214 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,766 Oh, that's great. Listen, honey, 215 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,801 I may be home late for dinner Tonight, but don't worry. 216 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:08,938 We got a tip on the whereabouts Of the kaos munitions depot. 217 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,206 Oh, that's wonderful, Max. Where is it? 218 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,175 Well, I'm not permitted To tell you, 99, 219 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,910 But according to this tip, 220 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,847 We think that kaos Is using an old silo 221 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,783 On an abandoned farm about 45 miles out in the country. 222 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,285 Be careful, max. 223 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:25,087 Don't worry, 99. This is An all-out control raid. 224 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:28,424 Every available agent in Washington will be in on this. 225 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,214 I'll see you later. 226 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,932 It's the moment we've Been waiting for. 227 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,134 Control is off on A wild goose chase 228 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:41,570 And it's the perfect Opportunity to start our big push. 229 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:45,574 Dimitri, notify every One of our agents 230 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,576 To report here Immediately to pick up arms. 231 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,680 They're to ask for item 949, 232 00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,348 The electric toaster. 233 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,318 The moment we have Waited for has finally come. 234 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:58,854 Kaos is ready to launch Its armed revolution. 235 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,457 We'll storm congress. We'll attack the capitol. 236 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,926 And wipe out the pentagon. 237 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:07,363 But make sure when they pick up their Weapons that they pay the sales tax. 238 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,387 We don't want any trouble With the government. 239 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,475 I'll have a 949. 240 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,166 949, please. 241 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,049 949, please. 242 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:30,118 - here you go. - give me a 949. 243 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,843 949, please. 244 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,895 Here we are. 245 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,831 I don't understand this. 246 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,433 Everyone who comes In here is asking for 949. 247 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,168 Why such a rush on toasters? 248 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,670 I don't know. Just keep working. 249 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,171 I'm sure we're going to run out. 250 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:50,706 Do we have enough in stock? 251 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,741 I'll check. You take Over for me, okay? 252 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,866 - 949, please. - you too? 253 00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:01,717 - marco... - what are you doing in here now? 254 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,752 She's starting to ask questions. 255 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,521 I think she's beginning To get suspicious. 256 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,612 Well, we'd better move faster. 257 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,262 - 949. - 949 for you. 258 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,565 - here you are. - give me 949. 259 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:17,566 949. 260 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,991 - and here's 949. - 949, please. 261 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:22,938 Here you go. 262 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,628 More 949s, please. 263 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:56,204 949. 264 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,427 Sonja, you better Get back out there 265 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,884 And watch her closely. 266 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,338 How are you doing, dear? 267 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,839 Oh, I'm so glad you're back. 268 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,341 I'm absolutely exhausted. 269 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,975 I wonder if you'd do me a favor. 270 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,477 Could you take over Here while I go back 271 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:38,181 - and freshen up a little bit? - certainly. 272 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,426 99 calling control, 99 calling control. 273 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,061 99, how nice to hear from you. 274 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,629 Tell me, what are you Doing with yourself? 275 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,798 Chief, I've taken a Job and the place... 276 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,332 Chief: max told me You were going to work. 277 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,101 That's a wise thing, 99. It'll keep you occupied. 278 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,836 Listen, chief, I can Only talk for a minute. 279 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,438 I think I've stumbled onto The kaos munitions depot. 280 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,708 - what? Where? - at the place where I'm working. 281 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,209 Well, what's the Name of the place? 282 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,633 It's on 4th and vermont. It's called "Knight"... 283 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,971 99? 284 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,320 Did you want to see me, chief? 285 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,389 Yes, 99 has discovered The location 286 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,923 Of the kaos munitions depot. 287 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,493 But before she could tell Me more, the line went dead. 288 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,061 So what did you want To see me about, chief? 289 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,297 Larabee, we've got to find Out where 99 is working. 290 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,332 That's where the Kaos munitions depot is. 291 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,134 Did she say anything That could give us a clue? 292 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,970 All she had time to tell me was That it was on 4th and vermont. 293 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,372 Fourth and vermont. I Know that area, chief. 294 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:41,209 There's a gas station, a Jewelry store, a delicatessen... 295 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,112 That's it, chief. It must Be the delicatessen. 296 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,813 Larabee, why would They use a delicatessen 297 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,414 For a munitions depot? 298 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:49,017 And if they did, how would they Get the guns to their agents? 299 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,620 I know that delicatessen, Chief. They deliver. 300 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,523 We've got to contact Max immediately. 301 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,025 He'll know where 99 is working. 302 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,926 Get him on the shoe Phone for me right away. 303 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,129 Right, chief. 304 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,464 Hello. 305 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,166 Hi chief, this is max. 306 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,304 Chief: oh, max, thank Goodness you called. 307 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,672 Chief, we've located the silo. 308 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,176 Max, forget about the silo. Just tell me where 99 is working. 309 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:18,147 She's working at the knight stamp Redemption center on vermont. 310 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,249 We've got the farm Surrounded, chief. 311 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,850 Chief: max, forget About the farm. 312 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,518 just get back to town As soon as you can, 313 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,654 and meet us at knight Stamp redemption center. 314 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:29,191 Right, chief, as soon As we execute plan b. 315 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,026 Max, you're working On a false lead. 316 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,662 99 has inadvertently Discovered that 317 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,765 the knight stamp redemption Center is the kaos munitions depot. 318 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,000 so forget about plan B. Don't blow up that silo. 319 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,871 - I wish you'd told me that before, chief. - why? 320 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,508 That's why. 321 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,743 Hurry back, max. 322 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,201 Right, chief. 323 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,883 I tried to get max, chief, But his shoe phone was busy. 324 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,785 It was busy because He was calling us. 325 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,553 - you were just talking to him? - yes. 326 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,555 Well, no wonder. I tried To get you to tell you that 327 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,291 Max's line was busy, But your line was busy. 328 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,726 Max is going to meet us at The stamp redemption center, 329 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,728 But we'd better get there Right away to try to save 99. 330 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,397 - right, chief. - now we'd better stop by wardrobe 331 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,934 - and pick up some disguises. - what for? 332 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,902 Larabee, every kaos Agent in washington 333 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,004 Will be going in and coming Out of the redemption center. 334 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,505 They're sure to recognize us. 335 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:20,497 Oh, really? 336 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,473 Sonja: 949, please. 337 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,963 I feel like a darned fool Standing here dressed like this. 338 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,832 I'm sorry, chief, but the Only thing they had left 339 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,667 In wardrobe was that Dress and a miniskirt. 340 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,636 - 949, please. - well, you're not wearing a miniskirt. 341 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,105 Of course I'm not. This Happens to be my own dress. 342 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,409 Larabee, is there something About you I don't know? 343 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,344 I kept this as a souvenir. 344 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,946 I played charley's Aunt in college. 345 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,448 949, please. 346 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,517 That's the 11th person Who has asked for a 949 347 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,385 Since we've been standing here. 348 00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:06,388 Obviously, they're distributing The guns in toaster cartons. 349 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,490 I don't see any sign of 99. 350 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,434 They've probably got Her hidden in the back. 351 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,096 As soon as we get to the Counter, I'll make our move. 352 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,131 Next. 353 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,901 949, please, the Electric toaster. 354 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,370 Did you say 949? 355 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,662 That's right. 356 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,416 The last of our Agents just left. 357 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,151 I'll close up and Lock the front door. 358 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,554 Excellent. Our Task is completed. 359 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:42,357 And now I see no need to keep These three alive any more. 360 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:45,049 Max's voice: hello, Anybody here? 361 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,203 It's maxwell smart. 362 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,704 hello, anybody here? 363 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,840 If we don't answer, Maybe he'll go away. 364 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,276 We can't take a chance On arousing his suspicions. 365 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,112 You go out there and tell him His wife left here 15 minutes ago. 366 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,070 I'll keep you covered. 367 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:12,421 Oh, I'm sorry, but we're Closing for the night. 368 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,057 Oh, yes, well, you see My wife works here, 369 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,925 and I was supposed to pick Her up and take her home. 370 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,828 - you must be mr. Smart. - yes, that's right. 371 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,563 oh, well, your Wife finished work 372 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,667 and left for home About 15 minutes ago. 373 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:34,464 What the... Oh! 374 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,180 What's that? 375 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,415 - that's a conveyor belt. - oh. 376 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,473 - max! - my wife's on it. 377 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,543 My wife's on it? 378 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,891 - max. - 99! 379 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,160 This is no time to be surfing. 380 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,529 Max, the chief and Larabee are tied up in back. 381 00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:56,353 No, you can't go back there. 382 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:02,771 All right, drop it. 383 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,939 Be careful max, there's Another agent in here somewhere. 384 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,203 Don't worry, Chief, I'll get him. 385 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:14,883 Hold it, mr. Smart. 386 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,308 Drop the gun. 387 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,245 Good! Good, max, good! 388 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,502 Not good, max, not good. 389 00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,282 Go get 'em, max. 390 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:15,699 Attaboy. 391 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,759 You got him. You got him, max. 392 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,249 How do you know? 393 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,479 marco: that's enough, mr. Smart. 394 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:53,381 You will now have the honor Of being the first recipient 395 00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:57,340 Of two bullets from kaos's New stereophonic pistol. 396 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,465 Those japanese... 397 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,367 When we specified "Stereophonic," 398 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,035 They took us literally. 399 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:17,139 That means every kaos agent in Washington is armed with a radio. 400 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,775 All right, marco, Don't try to escape. 401 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,799 This building is completely Surrounded by control agents. 402 00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,716 99, you're going to get A commendation for this. 403 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,385 I don't care what the computer Says, you're going back to work. 404 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,020 Than you, chief. 405 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,655 Okay, chief, I'll Untie you first, 406 00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:36,057 Then you, 99. 407 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,827 Chief, I don't understand how you Ever thought you could fool anybody 408 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,496 With a ridiculous Disguise like this. 409 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,960 I'll get to you In a moment, lady. 31532

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