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99?
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Sorry.
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99?
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99?
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99?
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Max! What are you
Doing here so early?
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I didn't expect you until 11:00.
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- well, something came up.
- what?
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One of the teachers at
The control training school
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Got sick and I'm gonna
Have to take his place.
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So I won't be able to go
Shopping with you today.
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Do you mind if I use some of this
Lotion? My hands are a little chapped.
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That's not hand lotion.
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That's quick-setting hair gel.
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Aw, max. You were
Going to help me
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Make some last-minute
Wedding preparations.
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Yes, well, I'm sorry, 99,
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But you'll have to go
Shopping by yourself.
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But I've got so many
Places I have to go.
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I have to go to
The florist shop,
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And to the bridal shop,
And to the caterers...
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Well, I promised the chief
That I would do this for him,
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And I can't back out now,
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so I'll see you later.
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Okay.
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Goodbye.
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99, the chief is calling
You on the comb phone.
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Thank you, 49.
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Yes, chief?
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99, I'm sorry... I know
It's your day off,
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But I have an urgent assignment
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That must be competed
Before nightfall.
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Aw, chief, I have so many
Errands I have to run today.
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I'm aware of that,
99, so I've arranged it
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So that you can do your errands
And the assignment simultaneously.
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You're familiar with
The gaul formula?
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Yes, that's the formula
We divided into three parts,
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So that if kaos got hold of it,
They wouldn't be able to use it.
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Right. Now one of these
Parts has been hidden
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In each of the three places
That you'll be shopping in today
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As part of your
Wedding preparations:
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The flower shop, catering
Service, the bridal shop.
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So I can do my errands, and really be
Picking up pieces of the gaul formula?
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Exactly. Now as you complete
Each segment of this assignment,
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I want you to check in with me.
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If you like, you can take one
Of those new comb phones.
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Oh, that would be terrific!
It's a marvelous device.
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Which one of our
Agents developed it?
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Well, as a matter of
Fact, 99, it was my idea.
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What ever gave you the idea
Of turning a comb into a phone?
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What else am I going
To do with a comb?
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All right, men.
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I'm your substitute
Teacher for today,
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And my name is...
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Sir, you used the
Invisible chalk.
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Now if you'll erase
What you just wrote,
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Then what you just
Wrote will appear.
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I know that!
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You can just call me "86."
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Very well. As the
First order of the day,
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I shall call the roll.
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- lundy?
- here, sir.
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- caruso?
- yo.
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Dillingham?
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farley? Bailey?
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and bossolovich?
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- er, who are you?
- I'm tina.
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I'm sorry, tina, but I don't seem
To see your name here on the roll.
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I'm not a student.
I'm his girlfriend.
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I'm afraid that's
Against the rules.
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I'm sorry, but
You'll have to leave.
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Okay.
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Caruso, you ought to know better
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Than to bring an outsider
Into this classroom.
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He does it every day, and
Every day she gets thrown out.
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- why do you do that?
- I like to watch her leave.
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Caruso...
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This is a highly
Secret training class,
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And that girl could very
Easily be an enemy spy.
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No problem. I've been checking
Her out for the past few weeks.
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- and she's okay?
- she's sensational.
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Where is the rest of the class?
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They're rehearsing for
The graduation exercises.
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Why aren't you two with them?
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Because it doesn't look like
We're gonna be graduating.
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Yes, I see.
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First of all, you're very weak
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In two very important
Espionage subjects:
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Your grades are
Alarming in disarming,
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And you're failing in tailing.
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well, gentlemen, I
Happen to be an expert
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in both those subjects.
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You see, the whole trick
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Is in coordination, timing...
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And agility. Now...
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Our first subject
Will be tailing.
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okay, any questions?
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Our next subject will
Be the art of disarming.
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Now the important thing
To remember in disarming
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Is that you must
Have two participants:
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The disarmer, and the disarmee.
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I'd like to have two
Volunteers, please.
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Okay then, caruso and lundy.
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Why does it have to be us?
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All right, let's set
Up a little situation
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And see how you handle it.
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Caruso, you will be a kaos agent
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Robbing a control site.
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Lundy, you will come
In and you will find him
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Robbing the safe, and
You will pull a gun on him.
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Now it will be your
Job to disarm him. Okay?
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Let's see how you do it.
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- safe's over here - oh.
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It's gotta be around
Here somewhere.
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All right, gentlemen.
I'm going to give you
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A simple little
Tailing assignment.
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My fiancée is spending
The day shopping.
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As a matter of fact,
Right at this very moment
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She's in that bridal
Shop across the street.
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Now, your job will be to
Follow her for the entire day,
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Make a complete
Report of her activities,
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And turn it in to me
By 6:00 this evening.
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- that shouldn't be hard.
- a lot harder than you think.
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You see, agent 99 happens to be
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One of control's
Shadowing experts.
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As a matter of fact, she won
The lamont cranston award
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Three years in a row.
She has an uncanny feeling
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For knowing when
She's being followed.
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- how will we recognize her?
- very simple...
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Her official control
Photograph is in this envelope.
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Well, that's about
It. Good luck, men,
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And remember, when you
Are following someone,
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The important thing is
To remain inconspicuous.
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Inconspicuous, right!
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99 calling control.
Come in, chief.
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- what is it, 99?
- I just left the bridal shop,
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But all they gave me
Was a piece of material.
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That material has metallic
Threads running through it.
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Those threads are actually
Micro recording wires
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That contain the first
Part of the gaul formula.
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How clever!
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Is that her?
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I can't tell.
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Caruso: hmm. Now that
Looks more like her.
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- that's her!
- chief, I'll check in again
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After I leave carlyle's
Catering service.
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Chief! There are two
Kaos agents following me.
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Uh-oh, I didn't think they'd be
Onto us this fast. Are you sure, 99?
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I'll check.
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- I'm sure, chief.
- all right, 99. If you can, lose them.
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Meanwhile, I'll put a couple of
Men on to tail them and protect you.
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Right, chief.
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Larabee, I need a couple of men for
Surveillance duty. Who's available?
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No, wait a minute.
On second thought,
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I'll look in the control
File of the graduating class.
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Why the graduating class, chief?
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Because kaos knows what
All our agents look like.
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Those control bubblegum cards
We came out with last year backfired.
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What we need on this assignment are a
Couple of agents kaos has never seen.
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- how about him, chief?
- no, he can't be spared.
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They're rehearsing the
Graduation exercises today,
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And he's doing the tenor solo
In "You'll never walk alone."
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Oh... These two
Look all right to me.
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- rookie control agents 198 and 199.
- contact them immediately
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And have them stake out
Carlyle's catering service.
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99 should be arriving
There any minute now.
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Tell them not to contact her
Directly, but be on the lookout
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For two kaos agents
Who are following her.
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Do you think they
Can handle it, sir?
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They look capable enough to me.
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She just went into
The catering store.
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- who did?
- agent 99.
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Huh. Did you spot
The two kaos agents
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The chief said are following 99?
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Not yet, but we'll know
'em when we see 'em.
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One's short like you,
The other's tall like me.
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Uh-huh!
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99 just came out of
The catering store.
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99 calling control.
Come in, chief.
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How are things going, 99?
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Oh, just fine. I'm just
Leaving the catering service.
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They gave me a sample menu
With gravy spots all over it.
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Is the menu in code, chief?
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No, the gravy spots are in code.
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Are you still being tailed
By those two kaos agents?
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Yes, chief. They're
Just up the street.
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One is reading a newspaper, and
The other's hiding in the mailbox.
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Well, don't worry, I've got a
Couple of our men watching them.
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Use evasive action and proceed
To your next destination,
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The flower shop.
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Right, chief.
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We'll wait here and see
If she's being followed.
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Hold it! Two guys just came
Out of the catering store.
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Did the chief say one
Is short and one is tall?
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- right.
- then that's them.
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Let's go.
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00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,575
Do you think we should
Follow 99 or the kaos agents?
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Well, there's no sense
Following the kaos agents.
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- why not?
- I saw the picture.
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Now here's what we should
Do... We check back with the chief,
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We tell him the two kaos
Guys went into the theater...
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Right.
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And we ask him if we should
Follow 99, or stay here with them.
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Right. You watch the
Door, I'll make the call.
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Right.
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00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,796
This is the chief.
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00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,580
Oh hello, 198. What's up?
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Well, obviously the kaos
Agents are trying to shake you.
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Keep that theater under
Surveillance until they come out.
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no, don't worry about 99.
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As long as they're in
That theater, 99 is safe.
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00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,314
- what's all that about 99, chief?
- it's nothing, max. Nothing.
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- is she in any danger?
- max, I can't discuss it.
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00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,751
Now just a moment!
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99 is my future wife. We're
Getting married next week.
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If anybody has a
Right to know, it's me!
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All right, max. I'll
Tell you something,
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But I don't want you
To worry about it.
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I've sent 99 on a
Special assignment.
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At this very moment her
Life may be in jeopardy.
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Okay, now tell me the part you
Don't want me to worry about.
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That's it. 99's on a
Top secret mission.
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And don't ask me to tell
You any more about it,
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Because I'm not
Allowed to discuss it.
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- not even with me?
- not even with you, max.
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This case is a
C.O.S. Security risk.
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You know what that means.
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Yes. It can only be discussed
Under the cone of silence.
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- right.
- well, why don't we use it, chief?
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Because it isn't
Working properly.
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- it still isn't working?
- it has never worked properly!
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Well that's our fault.
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00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,128
We never should have
Bought it at a discount place.
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We should have got it from
The federal government.
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That was three years go.
There was talk at the time
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That they might
Go out of business.
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00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,893
Well, I insist that we use it.
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00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,096
All right, max.
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00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,211
Isn't there any way we
Can perfect that thing?
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00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,648
Well, yes, but unfortunately
Professor cone,
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The man who invented the cone
Of silence, is out of the country.
242
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,886
The cone of silence was
Invented by a professor cone?
243
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,454
That's right.
244
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,979
That's funny. Doesn't look it.
245
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,527
Okay, chief. Let her go.
246
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,036
The case I assigned 99 to
247
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,105
Has to do with the gaul formula.
248
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,107
What?
249
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,242
99 is working on
The gaul formula.
250
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,244
But why is she in danger?
251
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,114
- what?
- why is she in danger?
252
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,649
- who?
- what?
253
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,439
Not what, who?!
254
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,021
What?
255
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,205
The case I assigned 99 to...
256
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,997
I told you, max.
It's not working!
257
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:58,233
Then I'm afraid, chief,
That we'll be forced to use
258
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,168
Control's secret word file.
259
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,705
Max, only in the most
Extreme emergencies
260
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,140
Are we permitted to use
The control secret word file.
261
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:10,478
Or when the cone of
Silence is not working.
262
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:11,936
you're right, max.
263
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,225
Telephone call, chief.
264
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,848
What?
265
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,670
Well, thank you,
Chief. I'll see you later.
266
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,638
Oh... One last question.
267
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,908
As long as we were using
Control's secret word file,
268
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,444
Why did we have to do it
Under the cone of silence?
269
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,736
That was going to be
My next card to you, max.
270
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:40,429
99 calling control,
99 calling control.
271
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,332
- go ahead, 99.
- I just came out of the florist shop,
272
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,833
And all they gave
Me was a nosegay.
273
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:48,136
That nosegay comprises
Part three of the formula.
274
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,872
The number of
Petals on each flower
275
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,274
Represents a key equation.
Be very careful with it.
276
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,476
Right, chief. I'll bring
Everything right in to control.
277
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,312
No, take them over to lum
Fong's chinese hand laundry.
278
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,281
Chinese hand laundry?
279
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,217
Lum fong is control's
Top cipher expert.
280
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,320
He'll take the three
Parts of the gaul formula,
281
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,322
Break them down and
Put them in a new code,
282
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,924
Which will look like laundry
Marks inside the collar of a shirt,
283
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,160
Which will then be sent to
One of our scientists in peru.
284
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,562
Chief, you know
The two kaos agents
285
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,630
Who've been following
Me? Now there's only one!
286
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,234
- one of the same two?
- no, it's a different one.
287
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,769
I noticed him before, but I had
No idea he was following me.
288
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,905
- are you sure it's the same man?
- I'm absolutely positive.
289
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:27,275
He's dressed a little
Bit unusually for august.
290
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:32,480
Ho ho ho.
291
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,617
Maybe I'd better try to give him
The slip before I go to lum fong's.
292
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,086
No time for that. You've
Got to go there immediately.
293
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,055
It'll take lum fong a
Couple of hours at least
294
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,990
To correlate and
Recode that material,
295
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,959
And that shirt
Must be on control's
296
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,394
- 5:30 laundry flight to peru.
- right, chief.
297
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,730
I'll get agents 198 and 199
298
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,666
Directly over to lum fong's in
Case there's trouble. Good luck, 99.
299
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,314
"Herro"!
300
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,583
- hello.
- what can do for "Rady"?
301
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,818
I'd like to speak to
Lum fong, please.
302
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:13,055
- I "Rum" fong.
- no, I have to speak to lum fong,
303
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,257
Like in "Lum and abner."
304
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:18,059
I "Rum," like "Rum and abner."
305
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,362
Well, I'm secret agent 99.
306
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,863
I have something for you.
307
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,200
That and that and that.
308
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,002
What I supposed to
Do with this stuff?
309
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,670
Where is "Formura"?
310
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,073
What do you mean,
Where's the "Formura"?
311
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,276
Wait a minute, you're
Supposed to know that!
312
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,777
You're not lum fong!
313
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,681
You very "Crever"!
314
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:41,183
You right... I not "Rum" fong.
315
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,285
I not even chinese.
316
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:47,990
I yakuro yamasaki...
Japanese kaos agent,
317
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,592
And master of disguise.
318
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:53,884
Can impersonate
Chinese... "Rike" that.
319
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,855
All right, drop the gun and
Stay right where you are.
320
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,139
Max!
321
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,241
Merry christmas, 99.
322
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,842
I thought you were a kaos agent.
323
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:10,245
Why are you dressed like
A santa claus in august?
324
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,880
Er, yes, this. Well, you see,
325
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,215
Saturday night is the
Control costume party
326
00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:16,151
And all the good
Costumes were gone.
327
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,953
This was the only
One left. Who's he?
328
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,488
he's a japanese kaos agent...
329
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,857
Yakuro yamasaki.
330
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,992
Yakuro yamasati, eh?
331
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,227
Max! The two kaos agents!
332
00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:28,463
99, they're not kaos agents,
333
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,687
They're rookie control
Agents, lundy and caruso.
334
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:37,072
Please not try to "Forrow,"
If you want to "Rive"!
335
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,409
99, you go out front and tell
Caruso and lundy to cover the back.
336
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,976
You stay here and
Cover the front.
337
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,034
Be careful, max!
338
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,446
- drop your gun!
- what?
339
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,382
Oh.
340
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,498
All right, smart!
341
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,423
Don't come any "Croser"!
342
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,473
So! The old
343
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,709
Flatiron-on-the-hot-coals
Trick, eh?
344
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,634
Well, my friend, two
Can play that game.
345
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,460
I think it only fair to
Warn you, my friend,
346
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,151
That I'm control's
Fencing and ironing expert.
347
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,644
Now, I "Fratten" your face!
348
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,508
Hold it, yamasaki! The pants!
349
00:22:56,843 --> 00:23:00,310
Don't worry, my friend, I've never
Taken advantage of an unarmed man.
350
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,844
All right, lundy,
Caruso, get him outta here.
351
00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:12,523
Great.
352
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,507
Max, he almost got away with it.
353
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:21,577
Yes, but there's an
Old chinese proverb
354
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:25,547
That goes "Life is like
A pair of chopsticks.
355
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,917
If you grab them, you, er..."
356
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,220
No, that's not
It. Oh, let's see...
357
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,988
"Life is like a shirt.
358
00:23:34,012 --> 00:23:35,890
If you lose your buttons,
359
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,695
You... "No, that's
Not it. Let's see...
360
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,963
I've got it!
361
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:45,055
Life is a kumquat!
362
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,869
That's it?
363
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:50,093
Life isn't a kumquat?
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