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Chief: good afternoon, 86.
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Dr. Albert hellman, america's
Most brilliant gerontologist,
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Bacteriologist and
Orthodontist has been murdered.
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Dr. Hellman has just recently
Concluded 40 years' work
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On the theory of hellmanivity.
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That theory is
Now believed to be
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In the possession of kaos's
Top agent, the leader.
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Control has never
Been able to learn the identity
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Of this cunning
And ruthless agent.
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But we do know that he has plans
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To get the theory out of the
Country sometime tomorrow night.
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That doesn't give us much time.
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That doesn't give us much time.
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Should he succeed in
Delivering dr. Hellman's theory
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to kaos headquarters in europe,
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the human race will be faced
With extinction through hellmanitis.
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- what is that?
- I don't have to tell you what that is.
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Your assignment is to discover
The identity of the leader,
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And recover the hellman theory.
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Should you decide to
Accept this assignment,
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This department will disavow
Any knowledge of your actions.
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Should you decide not
To accept it, you're fired.
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Good luck. As usual,
This tape will self-destruct
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In exactly five seconds.
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Maybe six.
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Good afternoon, 86.
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Dr. Albert hellman, america's
Most brilliant gerontologist,
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Bacteriologist and
Orthodontist has been murdered.
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Dr. Hellman has just recently
Concluded 40 years' work
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On the theory of hellmanivity.
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That theory is now believed
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To be in the possession
Of kaos's top agent...
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Good afternoon, 86.
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Dr. Albert hellman, america's
Most brilliant gerontologist,
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Bacteriologist and
Orthodontist has been...
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Good afternoon, 86.
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Dr. Albert hellman,
America's most brilliant...
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Good afternoon, 86.
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Dr. Albert hellman, america's
Most brilliant gerontologist...
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Who's there?
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it's me 99. Let me in.
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I'm sorry, 99, but
I can't let you in
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Until you prove to
Me that it is really you.
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come on, max, it's really me.
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Sorry, 99, but you know the
New control protective code.
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I cannot open that door
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Unless I am absolutely
Sure that it is really you.
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Oh, it's you. Come on in.
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oh, I see you've picked the
Agents for the new assignment.
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Hey, how come my photograph's
Not in the accepted file?
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Oh, yes... Well, you
See, 99, I decided...
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You're not taking me on
This assignment, are you, max?
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- uh... No, I'm not.
- you can't leave me out of this one, max.
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This is the most important case
That's ever been given to control.
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This could mean
The end of the world.
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That's exactly why I'm not
Letting you go on this mission.
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If it's gonna mean
The end of the world,
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I wanna make sure
That you're all right.
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That doesn't make
Any sense, max!
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99, this is a very
Dangerous assignment!
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Every assignment is dangerous.
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You don't understand,
99. You're a girl!
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Why do you want to go out
All the time, getting shot at?
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I mean, what kind of a
Life is that for a nice girl?
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You'll wanna get married
Someday, settle down, have a family.
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After all, 99, you're a
Very attractive person.
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Are you trying to
Tell me something, max?
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- yes.
- what?
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- you can go on the mission.
- oh.
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I'd better call the chief and
Let him know about it right away.
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- I'll get him for you.
- no, 99,
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This is top security.
I'll use my garter phone.
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why are you wearing two garters?
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How do you like that? They
Tapped my garter phone!
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I'll use the jacket phone.
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Hello, control?
This is maxwell smart.
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Put me through to the chief.
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Max, that's terrific!
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I'd love to have one of
These for my apartment.
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Make sure you have it custom-made.
Don't get one off the rack.
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Max, this is the chief.
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- hello, chief, this is max.
- what's up, max?
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Chief, I've picked the
Agents for my mission.
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- I'm going to use...
- hold it, max.
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We've discovered a security
Leak here at headquarters.
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Do not divulge any
Information on the phone.
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Look, chief, we've got 24
Hours to find the leader
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And recover the
Hellman theory...
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I have to hang up.
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- my other jacket's ringing.
- where can we talk?
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The safest place would
Be in a jet at 30,000 feet.
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Max: how come we're the
Only ones aboard, chief?
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security... I'll fill you in as
Soon as we're safe at 30,000 feet.
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Pilot: chief, we're now
Flying at 30,000 feet.
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good. now, max,
listen carefully.
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we just received a call from
An informer who told us...
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- that's incredible, chief!
- take it down.
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chief, there's one thing
I forgot to mention.
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- what's that?
- it's top secret.
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take it up.
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Pilot: chief, we're at
30,000 feet... Again.
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- go ahead, max.
- well, you see, chief...
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- any more questions?
- no, chief.
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take it down.
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as soon as we land,
Max, there'll be a car
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waiting for you to take you to the
Record shop for your rendezvous.
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- right.
- now are you sure you remember everything?
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I remember every single thing...
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- good.
- except the address.
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Maxwell smart?
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Yes, and this is agent 99.
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- crazy.
- thank you.
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- have you got the information?
- yes.
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But first, let's
Put this record on
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And play it nice and loud
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- so no one will hear us.
- good idea.
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The leader has the theory.
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- what?!
- the leader has the theory
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And he's getting it to
Kaos tomorrow night!
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We know that, but how
Is he getting it to them?
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What?!
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How is the leader
Getting the theory to kaos?
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By telstar tomorrow night
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Between 9:00 and
10:00 on a big tv show
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Relayed to europe!
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Listen, I've got a good idea:
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We don't we leave the record
Off and just talk softly?
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- crazy.
- good.
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- now what's the rest of it?
- that's it.
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That's it?! What about the
Leader, who's the leader?
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Oh, for that, I'd better
Put the record on.
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Ow! Man, that's sharp!
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Who is the leader?
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- max! The needle!
- of course!
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The old poison-needle-
In-the-phonograph trick!
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Max, look, that man!
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- you stay here, 99. I'll get him.
- right.
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Chief: as soon as we're
Up, I want a full report
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on everything that
Happened at the record shop.
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right, chief, and I'll tell you
About the killer that got away.
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not here, max! Don't talk
Until we're at 30,000 feet!
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Pilot: chief, we're now
Flying at 30,000 feet.
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- go ahead, max.
- well, you see, chief...
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Chief: you didn't get to
Find out who the leader is,
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you didn't get the killer...
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you didn't get anything!
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no? what about
this bump on my head?
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take it down.
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you're to meet me in an hour
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at control's secret laboratory.
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you know where that is?
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you do know where that is, max?
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now don't tell me.
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Gee, chief! I didn't know
You could play the trumpet.
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What'd you say, max?
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I said I didn't know
You could play the tr...
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Take five.
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It's a brilliant piece
Of work, dr. Simon.
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Oh, thank you. And
It can play any song.
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All you'll have to do is say
The title into the mouthpiece.
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- amazing.
- well, what's it for?
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Max, we've discovered
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That the informer was a trumpet
Player with herb talbot's tijuana tin.
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Oh, the tijuana tin. I love them...
I have all their albums, chief.
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Now he told you that
Dr. Hellman's theory
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Would be sent out of the
Country during a television show
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Tomorrow night
Between 9:00 and 10:00, right?
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Right.
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Herb talbot's tijuana tin
Are doing a television special
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Tomorrow night
Between 9:00 and 10:00.
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That's terrible,
Chief! They'll be killed!
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- what do you mean?
- they're on opposite a movie...
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Nobody'll watch 'em.
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Max, you're missing the point.
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We think dr. Hellman's theory
Has been transposed into music
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And that they're going to
Play it out of the country
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Tomorrow night during
That television special.
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- precisely.
- well then, that means
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That one of the musicians
In the tijuana tin could be
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- the man we're looking for.
- that's right, but which one?
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I know every
Musician in that group.
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I've dated them all.
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Tell me, dr. Simon, which
One of these musicians
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Would you say is cunning
Enough and treacherous enough
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To stop at nothing
To get what he wants?
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All of them.
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They'll be needing a
New trumpet player, max,
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And that's going to be you.
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But, chief, I don't know anything
About playing the trumpet!
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But with this trumpet, you
Don't have to know how to play.
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You see, this is a
Computer trumpet.
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You just tell it the
Song you want it to play,
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Then finger the valves as
Though you're actually playing it.
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two minutes, miss simon.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I have to go.
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Now we've gotten
99 a job in the chorus.
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She'll contact you if
She discovers anything.
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Now remember, max,
You've got to find out
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Which song the theory
Has been transposed into
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And stop it from being played.
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Dr. Simon, this is the
Most fantastic invention
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I've ever seen
In my entire life.
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Control should have
More scientists like you.
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A lot more.
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- good luck, 86.
- thank you.
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I'll be seeing you.
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Not you, dummy. Take five.
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Talbot: okay, everybody,
Take a break.
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Let's be back on stage, ready
To go on camera in 30 minutes.
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Uh, you, logan, come here.
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Logan, I thought you
Played great horn
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This morning when
You auditioned,
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But man, you've been
Knocking me out all day!
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How come I never
Heard of you before?
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Huh? Oh, yes!
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I've been playing in rome
For the past five years.
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- I just got back last week.
- did you ever play with phil felini?
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Uh, phil... Phil felini?
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Yes, as a matter of fact,
That was my last job.
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- how was phil?
- who? Oh, phil! Yes yes.
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Well, he's been
Working very hard
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And he's very tired, and
When I saw him just last week,
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- he didn't look too good.
- phil felini's been dead six months.
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Well, in that case,
He didn't look too bad.
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Psst, max.
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- is that you, 99?
- yes, max.
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You know something, 99? I
Like you with a mustache.
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- max.
- don't shave it off.
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Come on, max. Get in
Here before they see us.
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- what did you find out, max?
- nothing, 99.
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I've been over all the music they're gonna
Play tonight, and no sign of any code.
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What are we gonna do? The show
Starts in less than a half an hour.
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Yes, and we still don't know who
The leader is or how he plans to...
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Shh!
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Headquarters been
Informed the hellman theory
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Will be in the first
Number we play tonight?
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Yes, but I think we ought
To go one more time.
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00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,191
All right, let me have it.
239
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,798
Hmm.
240
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,400
And one and two...
241
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:49,484
"Seven, c, four, one, one,
242
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:53,222
- t..."
- so that's how they plan to do it.
243
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,990
Then talbot must be the leader.
244
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,227
Of course talbot
Is the leader, 99!
245
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,429
No wonder we could
Never find the leader.
246
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,765
Who would expect that the leader
Would actually be called "The leader"?
247
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:06,034
If kaos wanted to hide
The identity of the leader,
248
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,770
Then they never would have
Called the leader "The leader"
249
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,739
Unless they expected
Us not to believe
250
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,841
That the leader was
Really the leader!
251
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,643
Could you repeat that, max?
252
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,279
I don't think so.
253
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:20,882
"E" equals zero.
254
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,585
Great. Your hand
Was precise and clear.
255
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,321
Good. I'll be seeing you.
256
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,095
- what's that, max?
- "I'll be seeing you."
257
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,052
It's a great old
Tommy dorsey hit.
258
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,133
99...
259
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:41,570
My trumpet is out
There playing without me.
260
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,305
It's one of those
Computer trumpets.
261
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,541
- it plays any song great.
- how do you know?
262
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,298
It's exactly like mine.
263
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,283
That man is no musician.
264
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,951
He's a control agent.
265
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,643
Find him and kill him.
266
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,280
Come on, 99, let's
Get outta here.
267
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:13,969
There they are.
268
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,338
- it's locked, 99.
- which way, max?
269
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:20,164
Well, I'd say the
Best way is... That way.
270
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,870
Max, in here.
271
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,053
No, they must have
Gone the other way.
272
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:40,995
- excuse me.
- I'm so sorry.
273
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:42,419
Sorry about that.
274
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,868
Hold it, you two.
275
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,504
Max, we're trapped!
276
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,920
We'll have to barricade
Ourselves in this room.
277
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,558
Get these chairs and
Put 'em up against the wall.
278
00:20:13,582 --> 00:20:15,045
Right, max.
279
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,629
This won't stop 'em, but
It'll slow 'em up a little bit.
280
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:21,899
I guess this is it, max.
281
00:20:21,923 --> 00:20:24,532
It's my fault. I never
Should have allowed you
282
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,969
To talk me into taking
You on this assignment.
283
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:30,338
Don't say that, max. If anything
Is going to happen to us,
284
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:33,664
I'd rather it happened like
This... While we're together.
285
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,116
It won't be long now, max.
286
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:42,183
99, there's something
I have to tell you.
287
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,185
What is it, max?
288
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:47,088
Well, we've known each
Other for a long time,
289
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:49,747
And, well, we've been through
A lot of things together.
290
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,528
- go on, max.
- well...
291
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,264
It's just that I...
292
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,666
Well, I have to tell you
How I really feel about you.
293
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,068
I've wanted to tell you
For a long long time,
294
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,105
But I just... Well, I've never
Been able to find the right words.
295
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:06,763
You see, 99, it's
Not easy to say...
296
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,445
Well, it's not easy to say...
297
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,547
To say "I love you," max?
298
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:15,417
Yes.
299
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,385
Well, why don't you
Let me say it for you?
300
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,721
I love you, max.
301
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:23,325
No no, 99, that's not
What I want to say.
302
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:26,194
I wanted to say,
"I love you, 99."
303
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:29,164
No, I'm saying I
Love you too, max.
304
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,755
- you do?
- I always have.
305
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:46,314
You know, it's kind of a shame
306
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:50,007
We had to discover each other when
Our lives are in such terrible danger.
307
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,154
It would have been
So much more romantic
308
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,423
If we could have been
Having a candlelit supper
309
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,926
At your apartment
And sipping champagne,
310
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,095
And then saying how
Much we love each other
311
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,897
While we're dancing
On your terrace.
312
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:04,066
Oh no, that would be
More dangerous than this...
313
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,422
I don't have a terrace.
314
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,760
Oh, max, I'm so
Glad you love me.
315
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,141
You know, 99,
316
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,811
If we could get outta
This trap, I'd marry you.
317
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,602
- you would?
- of course I would.
318
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,250
Now that you mention it, max,
319
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,352
- there is a way out.
- there is?
320
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,822
What about the old
Double-door-deception trick?
321
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,290
- it just might work!
- of course!
322
00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:31,760
The old double-door-
Deception trick!
323
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,261
It just might work!
324
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:36,130
If it does, we'll get
Outta here alive,
325
00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:38,767
And then we can be married.
326
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,869
Max, don't you want to
Get out of here alive?
327
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:43,404
I'm thinking.
328
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,673
Max!
329
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:46,997
Hurry, max!
330
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,200
- ready?
- ready.
331
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:56,006
- ready?
- ready.
332
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:10,733
Now, 99, that takes
Care of the leader.
333
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,335
If only he had used his music
334
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,471
For niceness instead of evil.
335
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,706
And now we can be married, max.
336
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,875
Yes, uh, married.
337
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:23,379
Max, you did mean what
You said, didn't you?
338
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,788
Oh, max, it's beautiful.
339
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:35,891
There's just one
Thing I'd like to know, 99:
340
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,827
Why didn't you think
Of a way out of here
341
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,763
before I asked you to marry me?
342
00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:43,687
Well, I didn't have as
Much to live for then.
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