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Well, you fell for the old
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Remote-controlled-self-propelled-
Spinning-doorknob trick.
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Who are you and what branch
Of kaos do you work for?
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Talk now or you'll
Never talk again.
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I'll talk. My name is otto.
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I work for...
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Hold it a minute.
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- hello.
- chief: max, this is the chief.
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Listen, chief, could you call back
In a few minutes? I'm a little busy.
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r-6 emergency. Get down
To the office immediately.
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- but chief, I...
- I said r-6 emergency.
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drop whatever you're doing
And get right down here.
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Right, chief.
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- yes?
- 99? the chief.
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r-6 emergency.
Get to the office.
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Oh, chief, I can't
Right now, I...
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right now. Don't waste a second.
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Right, chief.
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- hey, where are you going?
- I'm terribly sorry,
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But I'm afraid you're gonna have
To get yourself another model.
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I haven't finished the
Assignment, though.
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I guess you're gonna
Have to get into the tub.
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please, mom.
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What's this all about, 99?
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Well, I was
Working as a model...
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- a model?
- yes, that's my cover this month.
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And then right in the middle
Of the sitting the chief called.
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Oh. Well, I guess it must
Be big. It's an r-6 emergency.
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Come on.
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All right, who are you and what
Are you doing in the chief's office?
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Max, I think it's the chief.
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If that's the chief,
I'm abraham lincoln.
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Max!
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Four score and
Seven years ago...
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All right, max, now let's
Get down to business.
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The reason I called you
Both down here is because...
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Max, will you
Please stop staring?
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It's not that
Conspicuous, is it?
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- oh, no no no! Not at all chief, no.
- no, no no!
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As a matter of fact
It's a very handsome rug.
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- it's not a rug.
- that's what I say, chief.
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It's not a rug. What is it?
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It's a hairpiece. It
Augments my hair.
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That's what I say, chief.
It augments your hair.
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Now will you stop staring?
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We're waiting for you to tell
Us why you called us, chief.
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Now I asked you both to
Come down here because...
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This morning I
Received a phone call
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That may change the destiny
Of our entire organization.
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"Week news" magazine is going
To do a feature story on us.
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"Week news" magazine?
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They picked us over
Eddie fisher, ho chi minh,
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And the president's grandson.
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Do you think publicity is
Such a good idea, chief?
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Of course it is.
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The cia is in the
Newspapers all the time.
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and the fbi has its
Own television show.
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We're the only secret organization in
The world that nobody ever heard of.
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No pictures will be used
And no names at any time.
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I cannot impress upon
You the importance if this.
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a favorable story can
Mean recognition for us,
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Importance, and an
Increased budget.
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Now the image we
Will have to present
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Has to be vigorous, efficient...
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Young.
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I guess that's the reason
For the rug, huh, chief?
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I've had this a long time.
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I've just not had any
Reason to use it before.
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Well, what do you
Want us to do, chief?
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I don't know yet. All I know
Is that mr. Fitzmaurice...
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He's the man who'll
Be writing the article...
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Asked that you be here.
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- yes?
- larrabee: mr. Fitzmaurice is here.
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Oh, of course, larrabee.
Send him right in.
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He's here now. Now, max,
Try not to get in his way.
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And stop staring!
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This way, mr. Fitzmaurice.
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My secretary and research
Assistant, miss magruder.
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How do you do?
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Ah...
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Paneled,
Old-fashioned offices...
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Mr. Fitzmaurice,
This is agent 99.
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Young, raven-tressed 99.
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And this is agent 86.
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Beady-eyed, black-haired 86.
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And I'm the chief.
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Middle-aged, uh...
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Toupeed chief.
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Uh, won't you sit down, sir?
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Deep, comfortable couch.
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I'm afraid there isn't time.
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I'll come straight to the point.
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In order to make
This story different,
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I decided personally
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To accompany a team
Of control agents
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While they're working on the job
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From start to finish.
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I've studied
Hundreds of dossiers
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And I've decided on you two.
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Well, we're very honored.
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Well, we'll see.
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Agent 86, we will meet
At your apartment
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at precisely 9:00
Tomorrow morning.
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all of you will give your full
Cooperation to miss magruder
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In acquiring any
Background material.
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I thank you.
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Miss magruder.
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Well max, it looks like the
Fate of control is in your hands.
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- any questions?
- yes, chief.
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Are you sure you haven't
Got that thing on backwards?
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Get out, max.
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"Get out." come, on, 99.
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You now have in
Your possession...
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And I trust you have absorbed...
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The schedule of maxwell smart's
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And 99's activities
For tomorrow.
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It should be easy to arrange an
Ambush and eliminate the two of them.
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That's exactly
What we do not want.
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We're after bigger game...
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To eliminate control.
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I don't understand.
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I spent two years gaining
Mr. Fitzmaurice's confidence.
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It was I who suggested he do
This feature story on control.
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If we can make them
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And the entire control
Organization look foolish,
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Mr. Fitzmaurice will write
The kind of feature article
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That will put control
Permanently out of business.
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With maxwell smart in charge,
What other kind of story can he write?
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We cannot depend on
Smart's natural stupidity.
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We must help it along,
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Add to it.
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Boris, otto,
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As of this moment we commence
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"Operation ridiculous."
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This doesn't seem like a
Very interesting case...
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Protecting the foreign minister
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Of a neutral country for a day.
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You don't understand.
Kaos will do anything
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To stop that foreign minister from
Making that speech tomorrow morning.
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Just a moment.
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You are about to see
Your first demonstration
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Of one of control's
Unique safety devices.
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Now that pipe looks like
An ordinary rainspout.
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But actually what happens is
When you turn this little knob,
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It becomes a periscope
Which goes up to the roof,
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Enabling you to have a bird's-eye
View of the entire neighborhood.
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- very impressive.
- would you like to take a look?
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Oh, I should be delighted.
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What in the name of...?!
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Agent 86!
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Well here we are,
Mr. Fitzmaurice.
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An open car? Isn't
That a bit conspicuous?
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There is nothing as
Inconspicuous as a conspicuous car.
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Get in.
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It may interest you to know,
Mr. Fitzmaurice, that this car is equipped
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With every protective
Device known to science.
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For example, this little button
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Activates a .50 caliber
Cannon machine-gun.
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Sorry about that.
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Now this little knob over here
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Activates the ejector seat.
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Now this knob over here
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Activates the smoke screen.
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Now this knob over here
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Fires the .50 caliber
Machine-gun cannon.
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Max: well, we made it.
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Fitzmaurice: we certainly did.
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Mr. Fitzmaurice, what happened?
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I met with an accident... Him!
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I hope you're not gonna let
That little incident in the car
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Change your opinion of me.
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Oh, it doesn't change
It. It merely confirms it.
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Max, we met with
The foreign minister
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And he's willing to
Meet with mr. Fitzmaurice.
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Miss magruder and I are
Going back to the chief's office
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To get some more
Background information.
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Very well, 99. But
Be very careful.
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The streets don't
Seem safe today.
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Well, mr. Fitzmaurice, you
Are about to see for yourself
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The thorough, effective
And ingenious methods
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By which control protects
Those who represent
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The forces of
Goodness and niceness
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In their ever-recurring
Battle against the forces
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Of evil and badness.
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You can use that sentence
In your article if you like.
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Now as you know, the foreign
Minister is here in room 822a.
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Now this may look like an
Ordinary door to you, but observe.
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You open the door.
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not this door. That door.
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Clever!
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False room 822,
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False foreign minister,
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And...
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False window.
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False corridor b,
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False elevator number one,
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False maid...
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Not bad, larrabee, but I think you'd do
A lot better if you shaved your arms.
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And here we have false room 822.
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Well!
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False room 822a,
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False foreign minister b,
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And false window c.
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False corridor c,
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False elevator two,
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False maid b, false room 822b.
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All seems very effective.
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Yes. It's a little hard
On room service, though.
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Are there any real
Rooms on this floor?
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Naturally not, because, you
See, this is a false eighth floor.
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Oh, this is a false
Eighth floor?
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Yes, the real eighth
Floor is on the ninth floor.
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Oh, then the floor below
This is the seventh floor.
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No, you see, we didn't
Have room in this building
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For the seventh floor so we
Put it in the building next door.
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Now the building next door
Has two seventh floors.
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Two seventh floors?
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Yes, it's a very
Interesting thing to know
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In case you ever go there,
Which you probably won't,
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Because the building next
Door is a false building.
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The building next
Door is a false building?
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Yes. Now you see, this is
Control's own special floor.
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There's only one real room
On the whole floor and this is it.
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- fantastic!
- here, come on.
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Well, mr. Fitzmaurice, I hope you see how
Brilliantly control protects its friends.
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Foreign minister
Udano, I'd like you to meet
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Mr. Fitzmaurice of "Week news."
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How do you do?
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Another false foreign minister?
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Max: no, a dead one.
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Wait a minute.
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This man isn't dead.
He's unconscious.
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At least he's lying down.
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It's obvious that
He's been drugged.
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We'd better get him over to
The control lab right away.
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They'll know what to do.
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What's the matter? Haven't you ever
Seen artificial respiration before?
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Rather a strange
Place for a laboratory.
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Yes, it's another one of
Control's ingenious hideouts.
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You see, our chief scientist,
Dr. Steele, is a chorus girl.
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Oh.
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- wardrobe trunk door.
- oh, naturally.
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Do you have such a thing as a
"Door door" in this organization?
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Yes, but it's a window.
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Oops.
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- dr. Steele, are you decent?
- uh-huh.
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Have to be careful. Last
Time I just walked right in
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And she was... You know.
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Dr. Steele, here's the patient.
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Put him there, please.
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Dr. Steele, this is mr. Fitzmaurice
Of "Week news" magazine.
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- nice to meet you.
- how do you do?
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Mr. Fitzmaurice, dr. Steele is
One of the world's greatest
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Experts in the field
Of drugs and poisons.
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Graduate of stanford,
Six years at johns hopkins,
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four years at the winthrop
Institute of research,
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00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:46,115
And two years on the
Road with "Hello, dolly!"
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00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,649
Well!
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00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,618
He's obviously been
Under the influence
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Of some powerful drug.
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00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,655
He has to make a speech
Before the joint sessions
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of congress tomorrow.
Will he be all right by then?
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00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:59,595
If I can't find an
Antidote by tomorrow
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00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,253
I'll go back to the
Radio city rockettes.
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00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:12,641
Bring him in here. Easy...
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00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,511
- what happened?
- we were talking to him
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00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,012
And he just fell
Over at his desk.
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00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,315
he's alive, but we can't
Seem to wake him up.
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00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,379
Put him over here, please.
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00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:30,158
Is this a normal day at control?
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00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,695
Oh, no. The day has just begun.
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00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:36,131
Uh, what I mean is,
Dr. Steele will have them both
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Back on their feet in no time.
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He's under the influence
Of the same kind of drug.
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I'd venture to guess
It's akin to curare,
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only not as deadly.
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00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,112
However, I am sure
That I can find an an...
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Ti...
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Dote.
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Dr. Steele! Dr. Steele!
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I think I've seen enough
Of control in action.
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00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,758
I'm ready to write
My feature article.
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00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,427
Come, miss magruder.
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00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,596
Max: one question,
Mr. Fitzmaurice...
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Will it be a favorable article?
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00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,558
Is he putting me on?
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00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,262
Come, miss magruder.
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00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:26,982
All right. Well, thank you
Anyway, professor stamen.
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00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,418
It's no use, max. Without
A sample of the drug,
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00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,753
Professor stamen can't
Make an antidote for it.
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At this rate they may be
Asleep three or four more days.
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Max?
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00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,693
Max!
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00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,595
Don't ever do that, 99!
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00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,097
Max, you frightened me. I
Thought they had gotten you too.
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00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,067
I was just thinking. I always
Think with my eyes shut.
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00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,468
- do you?
- yes.
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00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,370
Maybe that's why I had
So much trouble in school.
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00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,105
I always knew the right answers
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00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,801
But I could never see
Where to write them down.
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00:18:51,825 --> 00:18:52,374
Oh, max.
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00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:56,945
99, I know who
The kaos agent is.
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00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,814
Who, max, who?
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00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,738
Would you believe...
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00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,940
Ah, come in, 86.
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00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,389
Well, how is the article
Coming, mr. Fitzmaurice?
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00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,224
Oh, splendid. Splendid.
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00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,659
- you know, I'm almost finished.
- I'm glad to hear that...
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00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,629
Because you're under arrest!
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00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,996
I beg your pardon?
311
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,765
It's really quite simple.
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00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,667
You're a kaos agent and you're
Trying to destroy control.
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00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:21,537
Max, you can't mean that!
314
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,973
Keep out of this, 99. I
Know what I'm doing.
315
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,808
Take all this down,
Miss magruder.
316
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,310
I might want to
Change my article.
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00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,345
I feel I've been a bit too kind.
318
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:33,015
So you think I'm a
Member of kaos, do you?
319
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,850
Now how did you leap
To that conclusion?
320
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:38,253
It's an open-and-shut case.
321
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,188
You had access to all our files.
322
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,190
You were in the room
With the foreign minister
323
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,559
And you were in the
Room with dr. Steele.
324
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,561
And how do you
Explain about the chief?
325
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,163
I was with you all day.
326
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,900
Oh, well, every open-and-shut
Case has its loophole.
327
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,736
Uh, but I'm sure there's
A connection someplace.
328
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,972
Max, the only two people
With the chief this morning
329
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,741
Were miss magruder and I.
330
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:04,346
Oh. 99, have you had a
Security check lately?
331
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,014
Max.
332
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,850
and miss magruder and I
Met with the foreign minister.
333
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,486
Miss magruder, may I
Borrow your pencil?
334
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,870
Sometimes it's good to get
All the facts down on paper.
335
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,728
Please, miss magruder,
It's only a pencil!
336
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,130
Max, that's it!
That's how she did it!
337
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,500
It's a poison dart
Pencil! Put it down!
338
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,134
What is this all about?
339
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,670
Miss magruder used that
Pencil to drug the chief
340
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,538
And dr. Steele and
The foreign minister.
341
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,942
of course, max suspected her
All the time but he had no proof.
342
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,444
Pretending to arrest
You was just a clever ruse
343
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:37,846
To get her to show her hand.
344
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,982
Uh, yes, uh...
345
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,017
Uh, that's exactly
Right, what she said.
346
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,786
You see, I suspected
Miss magruder all along
347
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,255
But I pretended to arrest you...
348
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,426
Uh, because that was
One of those clever ruses
349
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,960
That she was talking about.
350
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,618
All right, miss
Magruder, let's go.
351
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,398
Drop your guns.
352
00:20:58,422 --> 00:21:01,270
Is this another one
Of my clever ruses, 99?
353
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,205
I'm afraid not, max.
354
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:06,263
Oh. It would have
Been a good one.
355
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,444
We're out in the open now.
356
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,947
Otto, you'll dispose
Of these three
357
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:15,050
where their bodies won't be
Discovered for at least a week.
358
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,153
I'll deliver the article
To the editor personally.
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00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:21,156
He'll recognize
Your inimitable style,
360
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:24,959
My dear, stupid mr. Fitzmaurice.
361
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,896
Miss magruder, you've
Been a wonderful secretary.
362
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,732
But as of now consider
Yourself dismissed
363
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:32,501
Without severance pay.
364
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:35,825
Let's go.
365
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,368
Hold it.
366
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,688
Get in.
367
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,078
Get magruder!
368
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:03,225
Well, I hope you've changed
Your mind about us, mr. Fitzmaurice.
369
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:04,926
I certainly have.
370
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,829
I was very impressed at how
Quickly and how efficiently
371
00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,865
You rounded up
That entire group.
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00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,900
The foreign
Minister will be able
373
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,868
To make his speech right
On time tomorrow morning.
374
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,770
Once professor stamen
Had a sample of the drug,
375
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:17,538
He was able to make
An antidote for it.
376
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,774
I know you will be
Pleased that I am writing
377
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:22,511
A very favorable
Article about control.
378
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:26,881
Perhaps it should go like this:
379
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:31,853
"Efficient, expert
Control once again foils
380
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:35,957
Nasty, not-so-nice
Kaos due to the efforts
381
00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:40,451
Of brilliant, brave agent 86.
382
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:45,722
Uh, not to mention
Nice, neat 99.
383
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:51,773
And capable, competent chief."
384
00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:53,608
You know, chief,
385
00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:55,644
This is really a pretty
Wild contraption.
386
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:58,413
All you have to do is take this
Eraser out and you've got a blowgun.
387
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,003
Ow!
388
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,819
Well, mr. Smart,
389
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:07,211
I'm afraid you've
Made another...
390
00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:10,792
Max!
391
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:13,562
Now take it easy, chief.
Let's look at it this way...
392
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,030
Maybe after a nice
Refreshing little nap
393
00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:18,589
He'll find some more nice
Things to write about us.
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