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Narrator: today seemed
Like any other day
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in the life of maxwell smart.
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he was trying to borrow money,
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but little did he know
Of the strange fate
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that was going to
Make him... A hunted man.
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I believe you're
Next, mr. Smart.
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I applied for a $300 loan.
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I hate to bother you
For such a small amount.
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Oh, no bother at all, mr. Smart.
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I think I have your
Papers right here.
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I've been a depositor
Here for over 10 years.
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Yes, I know.
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- loan denied.
- loan denied?
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But I don't understand.
I only asked for $300.
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Well, if you had some
Collateral... Stocks, real estate...
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Well, if I had some collateral
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I wouldn't need your $300.
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Could you make it $250?
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The answer is
Definitely no, mr. Smart.
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Well, if you feel
That way about it,
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I'll just close up
My whole account.
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That'll be $3.80.
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$3.80?
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You're overdrawn as usual.
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Will there be anything
Else, mr. Smart?
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Could I have a calendar?
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- no.
- oh.
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Well, would you
Validate my parking ticket?
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Oh, that won't be
Necessary, mr. Smart.
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You see, while you were waiting,
We had to repossess your car.
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Very well, mr. Corrigan,
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But you haven't
Heard the last of this.
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I have friends. I'll be back
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And I'll get that loan.
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All right, everybody
Stay right where you are.
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This is a stick-up.
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Anybody makes a false
Move... You're dead.
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Don't anybody try
To be a hero now.
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Anybody who follows
Us gets his head blown off.
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All right, max, you can
Take that silly face off now.
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Kaos will be pleased.
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Killing that guard is gonna
Put our old friend maxwell smart
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Right in the hot seat.
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Now all we have to do is plant
The evidence in his apartment
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And wait for justice
To take its course.
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Don't try anything,
Punk. I got you covered.
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What is this? Who
Are you people?
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What are you doing
In my apartment?
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Police department, mr. Smart. This
Is sergeant gronski from homicide.
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I'm mr. Lathrop from
The legal department.
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I'm here to protect your rights.
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Now that the introductions
Are over, get against the wall.
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now wait a minute, sergeant.
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What are the charges here?
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Holding up the third street
Bank and killing a guard.
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Oh. Holding up a bank,
And killing a guard?
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- that's ridiculous.
- shut up and answer the question.
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How do you explain that
$50,000 we found in that chair?
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Oh, that 50...
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Oh, that $50,000
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In the... In the chair.
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Yes, that... That 50,000, yes.
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Well, uh...
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I carry a lot of
Loose change on me
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And down through the years
It slips out of my pockets
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And it goes down
Behind the cushions...
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How do you explain this gun we found
Here, that was used to kill the guard?
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This gun that was
Used to kill the guard...
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How do you explain six
Eyewitnesses who've identified you?
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Six eyewitnesses.
That's a lot of witnesses.
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And how do you explain
Being in the same bank
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On the same morning of the
Holdup, demanding money?
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Demanding money.
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I want a lawyer!
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- we're going downtown.
- now wait a minute, sergeant.
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You're making a big
Mistake taking me downtown.
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I have a lot of
Influential friends.
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You won't hold me
There for 15 minutes.
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Chief, you've got to
Get me out of here.
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Max, you needed money,
You were in the bank,
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You were identified
By six witnesses,
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They found the stolen
Money in your apartment,
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They found the gun
In your apartment.
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there's even a picture of you
In the act of robbing the bank!
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Chief, I'd like to ask
You one question.
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- what?
- do you think I'm guilty?
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Don't worry, max, we've got the
Best criminal lawyer available.
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Gregson?
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No, he wouldn't touch the case.
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Bomser?
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No, he said he was leaving town.
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Right after he heard
About your case.
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Yarmy?
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No, he's defending
The boston strangler.
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Don't tell me it's hanrahan.
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Both: it's hanrahan.
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I asked you not to tell me that.
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He hasn't won a
Case in 30 years.
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I guess he just wants to
Keep his record perfect.
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Don't give up hope, max.
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99, you don't know what
It's like being behind bars...
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Cut off from
Everyone, the solitude,
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The endless routine,
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The minutes dragging into hours,
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The hours dragging into days,
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The days dragging into weeks,
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The weeks dragging into years.
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Max, you've only
Been in jail four hours.
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Oh. Well, they
Took my watch away.
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I guess I lost track of time.
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max, there's only one chance...
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We've got to find
The one-handed man.
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He's the only one who
Can prove you didn't do it.
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Don't worry, 99. This
Whole thing is ridiculous.
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I just dare them to try
To bring this to trial.
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I just dare them.
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The court will come to order.
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You may proceed, mr. Hahn.
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Thank you, your honor.
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Mr. Corrigan,
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Is the man who
Shot the bank guard
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Here in this courtroom?
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Yes, sir. He is.
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Will you point him out, please?
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Him.
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That's him.
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That's the punk.
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You seem to live quite
Expensively, mr. Smart.
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If you don't rob
Banks for a living,
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Just how do you
Support yourself?
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For your information,
I have an excellent job.
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I work for a very
Important org...
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I work for an organization
That makes greeting cards.
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And how much did you make
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Selling greeting
Cards last year?
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I made $35,000.
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you expect us to believe
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That you make $35,000 a
Year selling greeting cards?
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Judge thatcher here
Makes only $25,000 a year.
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He sells greeting cards too?
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There's only one
Possible verdict
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That you can bring in...
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Guilty of murder
In the first degree.
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Ladies and
Gentlemen of the jury,
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You have heard the
Distinguished district attorney
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Present his evidence
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That on the surface sounds
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Extremely damaging
To the defendant.
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But if we review the evidence
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In the cold light of reason...
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The defense rests.
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Mr. Smart, your
Life is at stake.
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the court does not feel that the
Honorable attorney for the defense
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has given you the full
Benefit of his legal talents.
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If you wish, the court
Will grant you time
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To say a few words
In your own defense.
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Your honor,
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Ladies and
Gentlemen of the jury,
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In the past 20 minutes
I have sat idly by
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While my worthy opponent
The prosecuting attorney
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Has stood up here
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And made a complete
Jackass out of himself.
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Now it's my turn.
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Now it's easy for the prosecuting
Attorney to stand up here
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And accuse me of all
These horrible crimes.
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It's easy for him.
He's got proof.
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But what about me?
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now after hearing all
The evidence in this case,
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In all justice there was
Only one possible verdict
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That you could bring in.
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However, I'm hoping
You'll forget about justice
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And bring in a
Verdict of not guilty.
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I'd like to say one more thing:
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Your honor, I object
And I object strenuously
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To the unfair and unethical
Methods of the prosecuting attorney
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In trying to influence the foreman
Of this jury, mr. George graft,
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Who we all know is a fine and
Upstanding citizen of this community
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And above reproach.
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Incidentally, mr. Graft, it
Has come to my attention
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That today is your birthday
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And so I brought
Along this little token
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To make it a little
More memorable.
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I intend to have it
Suitably engraved...
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"To the foreman of the jury
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That acquitted maxwell smart."
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You can pick it up
After the verdict is in.
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Mr. Smart, this
Is a court of law.
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I'm sorry about
That, your honor.
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Now, ladies and
Gentlemen of the jury,
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You will retire to the
Jury room to deliberate.
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Take all the time you wish.
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They must have
Done it in the hall.
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We find the defendant guilty
Of murder in the first degree.
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Maxwell smart, this
Court now sentences you
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To be taken to the
State penitentiary
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- and held there for 30 days.
- 30 days?
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Thank you very much, your honor.
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And then to be executed
In a manner and place
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So designated by
The laws of this state.
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Get in, punk.
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- hey, that's the guy...
- get in.
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But you don't
Understand, gronski.
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- that was the one-handed man.
- yeah, punk, yeah.
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You've gotta listen
To me. He's the only one
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- that can prove I'm innocent.
- forget it.
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Narrator: maxwell
Smart is now a fugitive.
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there is no place for him to
Turn, no refuge, no safe haven.
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he must find the one-handed
Man to prove his innocence.
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but always behind him
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is the specter...
Sergeant gronski,
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relentlessly pursuing him.
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You think you
Can handle it, pal?
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Are you kidding? I just told you
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I was head chef at the
Waldorf astoria for four years.
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Waldorf astoria?
Never heard of it.
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Can you cook hamburgers?
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Well, that's all they served.
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Well, it's a little
Slow right now,
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So I'm going in the back
And take a little snooze.
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If you need anything, holler.
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Don't worry, I can handle it.
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Give me a cup of
Coffee and a hamburger.
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A cup of coffee and a
Hamburger. Coming up.
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Okay, here we are.
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We always give a free
Cup of coffee on the house.
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And your hamburger
Will be ready in a minute.
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Give me a hunk of
Pie while I'm waiting.
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A hunk of pie. What
Kind would you like?
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What kind have you got?
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Well, let's see now.
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We've got apple,
We've got cherry and...
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You'd better stick
With the cherry.
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Cherry.
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Okay.
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Cherry pie coming up.
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Say, is that guy
Calling you out there?
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- okay.
- what guy?
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Oh, I guess he passed.
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You got a napkin?
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What kind of a joint are you
Running here, for crying out loud?
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Radio announcer: and
Now for the local news.
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while being taken to the
State penitentiary for execution,
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maxwell smart,
Convicted murderer,
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escaped and is believed
Somewhere in this area.
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an intensive search
Is in progress.
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civilians are asked to help.
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his description is as follows:
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black hair, a mean mouth,
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beady brown eyes,
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weight approximately 155 lbs.,
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medium height.
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this man is dangerous.
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if seen, please contact
Your local police or the fbi.
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00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,652
we now return to
Our regular program.
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You're maxwell
Smart, aren't you?
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00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,998
Yes.
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00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:32,401
I guess this means
That I am fired.
258
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,836
Murderer, huh?
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00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:37,394
No. No, really, I'm
Innocent. I really am.
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00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:43,913
I don't know why,
But I believe you.
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00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,015
Thank you.
262
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:49,685
Get going. I'll give you one
Hour before I call the police.
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00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,020
Thank you very much.
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00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,522
What about my pay?
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00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,458
You've got 59 minutes now.
266
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,326
59 minutes now.
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00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,462
Listen, I'm gonna need
Another job somewhere,
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I wonder if you could
Give me a little reference...
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- 58 minutes.
- 58 minutes.
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Bye.
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Narrator: once more
Maxwell smart is on the run.
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when will it end?
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when will he find peace?
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who knows? Who can tell?
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another journey, another place.
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beware the eyes of strangers
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or even of friends,
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00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,189
or they may turn against you.
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keep moving.
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Operator, I want long
Distance. Reverse the charges.
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The number is...
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- hello.
- hello, 99?
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00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:06,254
Max! Where are you?
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00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:09,391
I'm outside of baltimore. I
Found the one-handed man.
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00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,727
- you did?
- yes, he's holed up
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00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,263
in the main street hotel.
I'm going in to get him.
287
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,965
No, max, wait!
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00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,100
The chief and I can be
There in an hour or so.
289
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,268
It'll take me that long
To get through town
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00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,738
And I don't have
Car fare. Goodbye.
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00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,440
Max! Max!
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00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,943
I knew he'd call his
Girlfriend sooner or later.
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00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:31,112
Main street hotel in baltimore.
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00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:34,616
I'm going after him. You call
Headquarters in baltimore,
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00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,440
Tell them to have two
Men meet me at the airport.
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00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,576
Uh, how about a
Little service here?
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00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,311
As soon as I finish this page.
298
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,315
Do you have any vacancies here?
299
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,318
We've always got vacancies.
300
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,853
What do you want,
The bridal suite
301
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,089
Or the royal suite?
302
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,424
The royal suite.
303
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,759
The bridal suite's
Near the bathroom.
304
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:21,130
Hey, no luggage, huh?
305
00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:23,032
It's on the way
From the airport.
306
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,766
Sure sure.
307
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:28,537
That'll be two bucks in advance
And 25¢ deposit for the key.
308
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,539
I run a respectable place here.
309
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,837
Break it up. The cops are here.
310
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:47,211
Oh, and rose? The
Cops are here. Yeah.
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00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,359
Police.
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00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,395
Really? You don't say.
313
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,899
You've seen this man?
314
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,968
Yeah. He was just here.
315
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,270
He was here just a minute ago.
316
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:03,939
We'll stake out the hotel.
317
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,675
Stake out? That's the
Third time this week.
318
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,077
Nobody believes I run
A respectable joint...
319
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,346
Uh, house... Hotel.
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00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,651
Cover the exits. You
Take the back door.
321
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,986
Oh, brogan, you'd better
Take the roof instead.
322
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,450
I'll have murphy
Take the back door.
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00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,767
1,000,200 games of
Solitaire you've played.
324
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,435
Don't you know any
Other card came?
325
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,971
One-handed gin.
326
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,739
Let's go out and hold up a bank.
327
00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:39,541
We'll keep the money this time.
328
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:42,711
Kaos told us to lay low until
Smart's found and executed.
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00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,714
When kaos tells you
To lay low, you lay low,
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00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:49,239
- or they put you away even lower.
- argh.
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00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:05,133
Ravage, will you
Take that mask off?
332
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,136
Your own face is ugly enough,
But that one's even worse.
333
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,405
Ravage: were you talking to me?
334
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,029
Hold it.
335
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,918
I wouldn't pull that
Trigger if I were you.
336
00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:25,820
Give me one good reason.
337
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,989
I'll give you three
Good reasons.
338
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,058
What are you talking about?
339
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,661
This entire place is
Surrounded by control agents.
340
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,318
You'll never get
Out of here alive.
341
00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:39,334
No, but maxwell smart will.
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00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,258
Turn around.
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00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:53,237
Stop, smart. Police officers.
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00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,646
You know, I'm kind of surprised.
345
00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:27,749
There was a time there were I really
Thought he might have been innocent.
346
00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:31,141
You were right, gronski.
347
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,712
He's wearing a mask.
348
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:48,470
The one-handed man is upstairs.
349
00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:51,707
Well, I guess that just about
Wraps up the case, gronski.
350
00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:53,942
Well, I guess I
Was wrong, smart.
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00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,444
- no hard feelings, eh?
- no, no hard feelings.
352
00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:58,546
You were just
Trying to execute me.
353
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:01,216
Yeah. Can I give you
A lift somewhere?
354
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,341
No, thanks. I'd rather walk.
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00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,096
Narrator: maxwell smart
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00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,464
can now walk instead of run.
357
00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:20,168
his days and nights of fear
And hiding are behind him.
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00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:22,526
he's a free man.
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