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Isn't it exciting, max?
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Only a minute and
A half to blast off.
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Relax, 99. If you've seen
One $50-million blast off,
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You've seen them all.
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How you coming, fella?
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I've got your sound fixed, but
Your picture tubes are shot.
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Oh, well, is there anything
You can do about it?
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I have to take it into the shop.
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Yes, well, we don't
Have time for that.
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Well, there'll be a
$50 service charge.
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$50 service charge?
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Look where I am. By
The way, where am I?
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Never mind, just send
The bill to the government.
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Our government?
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Yes. Now get out.
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What do you guys
Do here, anyway?
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Radio voice: zero
Minus 90 seconds.
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Max, why do they always repeat
The instructions in german?
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I don't know, 99. I
Guess it's the language
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Our best american
Scientists understand.
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Radio voice: zero minus
30. All systems are go.
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See? I told you.
It's all routine.
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It's not routine, max.
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Something has happened
To the last three rockets
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To cause them to
Veer off course.
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Naturally, we had to destruct.
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We suspect
Electromagnetic interference
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From a man-made source.
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Tell me, general,
Just how do you
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Destruct a missile in mid-air?
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That's simple. I press a
Secret button that triggers
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An explosive charge
Within the missile.
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What if something should happen to
Prevent you from pushing the button?
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Then professor
Kroeger would take over.
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For security reasons,
He and I are the only ones
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Who know the exact location
Of the destruct button.
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ja, mein herr.
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Radio voice: five, four, three,
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two, one, fire!
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It's beautiful.
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Straight as an arrow.
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Radio voice: 1,000'...
All systems are go.
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Looks like it's a perfect shot.
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Well, I guess we can
All sit back and relax.
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Something's gone wrong. It's
Heading right for the blockhouse.
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Make that, "Sit up and worry."
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It's heading straight for us.
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I've got to destruct.
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Stop where you are, general.
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Are you out of your mind?
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nein. we all die together!
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Max, not at a time like this. Do
You know what you've just done?
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Yes, I've just shot...
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The only man in this room
Who could have saved our lives.
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It's coming right for us!
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It's coming right at us!
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We don't have time to
Press all these buttons.
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In 10 seconds
We'll all be killed.
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Max, do something.
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Nine, eight, seven, six,
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Gee, what a great
View of the missile.
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It's coming right
Into the window.
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Max, we're going to be killed!
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Well, chief, it's not
All gravy, you know.
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It exploded!
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Max, you must have hit a destruct
Button when you leaned on the panel.
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What luck!
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Well, not all luck, 99.
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A good part of it
Was using my head.
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Max, 99, look at this.
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What does the dragon
Stand for, chief?
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Chief: it means the
Man behind all this is
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the evil genius dr. Yes.
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Friends at control most
Complimentary to humble me.
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However, it is said,
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"To know who one
Is, not so important
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As to know where one is."
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Where are we, max?
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We're in lost lake, 99.
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Well, how can you tell that?
I can't even find it on the map.
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Yes, well, when you have
Animal instincts like I do, 99,
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You don't need a map.
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I can tell by the relationship of
The sun to that huge tree over there.
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Plus the fact that that
Huge tree has a huge sign on it.
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Well, 99, I think we
Should camp here.
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According to control,
Dr. Yes's headquarters
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Should be somewhere
Within a radius of 50 miles.
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We've got to find it before the next
Missile launch tomorrow morning.
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Max, do we need all this?
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Of course we do, 99.
It's all part of my plan
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To establish our cover as
Harmless, fun-loving vacationers.
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But snowshoes, max?
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Well, would you believe
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Stupid, harmless,
Fun-loving vacationers?
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Well, 99, that tent was set up in
Record time, if I do say so myself.
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You did a beautiful job.
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Thanks, max. But where
Am I supposed to sleep?
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Oh, yes, well, we'll have
To worry about that later.
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Right now I want to
Find out where that
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Electromagnetic
Interference is coming from.
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But, max, that's a fishing rod.
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Of course it's
A fishing rod, 99,
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But you can't always
Tell a hook by its cover.
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You see, this reel here is
Actually a homing device.
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- and the rod is the antenna.
- what's its range?
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As far as you can cast it.
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What do you got there?
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Oh, this is control's latest
Antipersonnel weapon.
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It's an electronic
Mosquito. If we get captured,
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We release it and it
Attacks the enemy viciously.
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- killing them?
- no,
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But it keeps them so busy
Scratching that we can get away.
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Good afternoon. May
We be of assistance?
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Well, you certainly
Could if we needed any.
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But are you not lost?
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Well, of course not. We know
Exactly where we are. Why do you ask?
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Because it is strange to
Find anyone here at lost lake.
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No one ever comes here.
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Well, you're here. You
Must have some reason.
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well, we are looking for sport.
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We are nothing but
Simple, harmless,
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Fun-loving vacationers.
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Well, how do you like
That? That's what we are.
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Well then, there is no
Reason for you to stay here.
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the fishing is terrible.
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And the hunting, worse.
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At night, the insects,
They eat you alive,
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Not to mention the
Poisonous snakes,
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The enormous alligators,
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And the piranhas in the lake.
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That sounds like a hotel we
Spent our vacation at last year.
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And they charged us $60 a day.
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as you wish, huh?
We warned you, huh?
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Lost lake is a very
Dangerous place.
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If you stay, you take
Your life in your hands.
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I don't like it, max.
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They don't look like harmless,
Fun-loving vacationers to me.
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Well, that's where
You're wrong, 99,
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Because I know for a fact that
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- that's exactly what they are.
- how can you be so sure?
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Because when I looked in their
Camper I saw two sets of snowshoes.
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The escape chamber.
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We inform dr. Yes at once.
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- you rang?
- da, dr. Yes.
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Toulouse and
Himmel have arrived.
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When mice return to nest
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Hawk not far behind.
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You bring news from above?
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Two strangers
Are camping nearby.
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We tried to frighten them
Off, but they wouldn't leave.
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Is indeed worrisome information.
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Our business here
Is far too important
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To have strangers
Snooping about.
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You agree with dr. Yes, yes?
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- jawohl.
- oui.
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- da.
- si.
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Ah, how lovely it is
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To hear the word "Yes."
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it is music to my ears
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And pomegranates
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To my soul.
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Yes?
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- jawohl.
- oui.
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- da.
- si.
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Please to eliminate them
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In the usual manner.
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But that is such a
Horrible way to die.
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Couldn't we just shoot them?
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You would dare to
Disagree with dr. Yes?
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- no.
- then do as you have been instructed,
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Both of you.
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- oui.
- jawohl.
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Rest of you, back to work.
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- da.
- si.
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Any reading at all, max?
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Nothing. Not a thing.
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Three hours of exhaustive
Searching and nothing, not even a fish.
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Man's voice: help! Help!
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Max, isn't that the camper
Those two men were in?
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- help! help!
- yes, they must be trapped inside.
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Come on, 99.
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Recorded voice: help! Help!
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How do you like that 99?
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The old tiny-tape-recorder-in
The-trailer trick.
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Max, I think we're
Onto something.
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I knew there was something
Suspicious about those men.
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Now wait a minute, 99,
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Let's not jump to conclusions.
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Max, it's a trap!
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Max, the walls are
Closing in on us!
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Max, we can't hold the walls
Back. What are we going to do?
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99, reach in my pocket and get my
Oversized mini-goethe fountain pen.
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Right, max. Here it is.
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- put it in my mouth.
- right.
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Ohh. Ohh.
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Max, it worked.
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Yes. That takes
Care of the walls.
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Now how are we going
To get out of here?
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My ring, max, my micro-battery-powered
Diamond drill ring.
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Oh, good. Let me have
It. I'll cut our way out.
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- right, max.
- let me by, 99.
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- ohh. Oh.
- let me by, 99
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- I'm trying max.
- well, I can't get through.
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- I'll move up this way.
- pull in your stomach.
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- maybe I can go under.
- go under.
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- okay.
- I've got it.
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you've got it, max.
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- a little further down.
- you're getting it, max.
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that's it. Good.
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Not so loud, 99.
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Oh, max, we did it.
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Yes, now we have to find
Those men who tried to kill us.
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Look, max, footprints.
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Come on.
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Either the man who made these
Footprints had webbed feet or...
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Fins. He was wearing swim fins.
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That's it, of
Course. You're right.
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Everything ties in, 99.
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That's why we haven't
Been able to track down
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That electronic
Magnetic interference.
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It's been underwater.
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Come on, let's go change.
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Max, look. It's unbelievable.
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Shh.
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It's an entire power
Station under the lake.
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No wonder no one could find it.
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- max, look at this.
- shh.
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Think anyone heard it?
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99, we've done it.
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We've outwitted, dr. Yes.
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Most humbly beg to disagree.
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You told me they
Were eliminated.
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Do you realize I
Could have you killed
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For failing to dispose of them?
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- jawohl.
- oui.
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- da.
- si.
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Words of agreement have
Sufficiently soothed me.
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go to the surface
And stand guard.
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Now then...
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You will tell me
Who you are, yes?
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Yes yes. Eh...
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I'm maxwell smart of
Control and this is agent 99,
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And I can tell you
This much, yes...
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you'll never get away
With what you're doing.
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Incidentally, what
Are you doing?
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I am preparing to destroy your
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Strategic air
Command headquarters
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in omaha, nebraska.
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Max is right. You'll
Never get away with it.
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00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:02,565
The installation will be
Obliterated by your own missiles.
251
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:07,135
your government will have
To bow to the will of kaos.
252
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:11,073
It is said, "A wise lobster
253
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:14,243
Knows the power
Of its own claws."
254
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,113
Yes, well it is also said
255
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,116
That "He who lives
By the sword..."
256
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,284
How does it go, 99?
257
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,286
"Dies by the sword," max.
258
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,155
Right. "Dies by the sword."
259
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,224
True, mr. Smart.
260
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:32,494
But beg to remind
You, your blade is blunt.
261
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:36,598
Eh, yes. Well, I
Beg to remind you...
262
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:40,770
That it is often said that
He who has a blunted blade...
263
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,627
How does that one go, 99?
264
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,843
No. Let me put it another way.
265
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,878
If we don't report in by dark,
266
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,982
Thousands of troops will
Swarm into lost lake to find us.
267
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:56,151
Unfortunately,
It will be too late.
268
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:59,176
Please do honor to listen.
269
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,633
Man on radio: 10 minutes to
Launch. 10 minutes to launch.
270
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,457
all stations...
271
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,903
Don't tell me they're
Going to fire the missile.
272
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,771
all stations 10
Minutes to launch.
273
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,572
I asked them not
To tell me that.
274
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,409
- prepare missile...
- due to an impending hurricane,
275
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,979
The launch time has been
Moved up to 5:00 this afternoon.
276
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,981
it is more than enough time
277
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,706
For me to complete
My calculations.
278
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,655
A most excellent
Breakdown, natasha.
279
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,857
by adding the
Barometric pressure,
280
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:38,060
The temperature
And the humidity,
281
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:41,129
We will know exactly
When to activate
282
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,087
the deflecting mechanism.
283
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,941
No wonder they can afford
Such an expensive setup.
284
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,164
Look at all the money
He saves on pencils.
285
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:59,047
According to my
Humble calculations,
286
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,884
the mechanism will
Be set for precisely
287
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:05,253
One minute after blastoff. Yes?
288
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,657
Da. I will start the generator
289
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,948
And warm up the
Interference device.
290
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,664
Please to follow
Me to guest room
291
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,134
Where you can
Remove wet clothes.
292
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:21,970
then I will show you full extent
293
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,428
Of humble hospitality.
294
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,220
I hope you will be comfortable.
295
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:41,256
Oh, let me explain
296
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,925
Most ingenious mechanism.
297
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:47,029
I simply turn handle...
298
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,864
Water floods chamber,
299
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,399
Drowning occupant,
300
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,435
At same time raising float,
301
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,471
Thus lowering revolving blade,
302
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:59,508
Eliminating second guest.
303
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,711
Please to enjoy.
304
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,735
Yes?
305
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,307
Max!
306
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,519
Max!
307
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,424
Max, the saw! Max!
308
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,865
Max, do something!
309
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,526
Max!
310
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,329
The drill ring, max!
311
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:57,421
the diamond drill ring!
312
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,429
Hurry, max!
313
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,896
Check deflector mechanism
314
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,201
For one minute after launch.
315
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:35,237
Radio voice: zero
Minus 30 seconds.
316
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:41,976
Radio voice: zero
Minus 30 seconds.
317
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:52,187
Radio voice: zero
Minus 15 seconds.
318
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:55,278
repeat, zero minus 15 seconds.
319
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,330
You're too late, mr. Smart.
320
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:07,235
In one minute the deflector
Mechanism takes over.
321
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:11,005
Yes, but there's still time
Enough to take care of you, dr. Yes.
322
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:14,031
You see, I happen to be an
Expert at hand-to-hand combat.
323
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:19,269
However, nail-to-nail-combat
I'm not too crazy about.
324
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,820
Radio voice: all systems are go.
325
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,022
all systems are go.
326
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,791
prepare to fire missile.
327
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,360
prepare to fire missile.
328
00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:33,761
you have left me
With the keenest,
329
00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:35,964
Sharpest nail of all.
330
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,856
I humbly call it the spoiler.
331
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:43,171
All I need is scratch you.
332
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:46,575
You see, the tip is poisoned.
333
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,910
it has been a great
Pleasure knowing you.
334
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,879
Yes...
335
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,948
99, the mosquito!
336
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:59,354
Your cheek, yes.
It's on your cheek.
337
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,490
Radio voice: zero
Minus 10 seconds.
338
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:04,592
repeat. Zero minus 10 seconds.
339
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:09,364
- you have made me scratch myself.
- nine, eight, seven, six,
340
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,700
- the poison...
- five, four, three
341
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:17,327
two, one, zero, blast off.
342
00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,143
He's dead, 99.
343
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,512
He turned off the
Deflector mechanism, max.
344
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,914
Nothing can happen
To the missile now.
345
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:28,683
Yes. Well, it is truly written
346
00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:30,985
In the heavens by
The bird of paradise,
347
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:35,090
That he who comes
To his own end...
348
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,047
How does that go, 99?
349
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:43,253
Don't tell me it goes like that.
350
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:49,693
I asked you not to
Tell me it goes like that.
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