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Is that all of them?
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Yes sir, spinoza and
Dr. Ratton will be right in.
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Splendid. Thank you
For showing them in.
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Heh, well, you have to compliment
Them every once in a while,
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Otherwise they get mad
And ask for more money.
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Gentlemen, dr. Ratton
And I have asked you here
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For a very vital reason.
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The only organization
That stands in the way
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Of our total world
Domination is control.
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They have one thing
That gives them an edge.
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do any of you know what it is?
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Maxwell smart, secret agent 86.
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no, gentlemen.
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The one thing that gives
Control the upper hand
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Is hymie, their robot.
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We have tried in
Every conceivable way
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To get hymie away from
Them, but we have failed.
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Our only other alternative
Was to destroy him.
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But we have not had the means...
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Until now.
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You look very familiar.
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Have we met before?
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That's possible, but I
Usually wear glasses.
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There. Does that help?
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No no,
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But don't worry. It
Will come back to me.
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Dr. Ratton created hymie,
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so it seemed only fitting
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that he should create
The means to destroy hymie.
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There he is, gentlemen,
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The world's most powerful
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And vicious robot... Groppo.
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dr. Ratton, the
Control unit, please.
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He has been constructed
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To seek out and destroy hymie.
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And now with your permission:
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A small demonstration
Of groppo's strength.
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now, if two of you gentlemen
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Will pick up that steel bar
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And hold it in front
Of groppo, please.
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Groppo...
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What would you do if this steel
Bar was hymie, the control robot?
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Just a sample of
What groppo can do.
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Now I am sure you all have
Questions and perhaps suggestions.
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That is why you were invited.
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I want you to put
Groppo through his paces,
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Test him in any way
You like. You first.
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I don't think that's wise.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Why do you think I sent
For these four men?
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- how many?
- four.
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These three and those two.
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- smart. Maxwell smart, - shh.
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- agent 86!
- shh.
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Thanks a lot, blabbermouth.
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Now everyone in the room knows.
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Bad mistake, 86...
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And your last.
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I don't think so. Stay
Right where you are.
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I'll take that.
Dr. Ratton over there.
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Groppo, open that door.
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Now, destroy the building.
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Live it up, kid.
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I'm glad the chief
Assigned me to this case, 86.
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Between us, I'm sure
We can stop this groppo.
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Groppo is a nice name. I'm
Looking forward to meeting him.
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Hymie, groppo doesn't want
To make friends with you.
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He wants to destroy
You. He hates you.
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People hate. Robots love.
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Hymie, you're in
Danger, real danger.
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Oh, hymie's pretty powerful.
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I'm sure he can
Take care of himself.
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42, you don't seem
To understand.
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Next to groppo,
Hymie is a tinkertoy.
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Why just look at
Him. He's old, used up,
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Worn out, and he squeaks.
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No offense, hymie.
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I always thought
You liked me, max.
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But I do like you, hymie.
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You're my best friend.
I'm crazy about you.
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I want everything in the
World that's good for you.
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But I wouldn't consider
Myself a true friend
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Unless I pointed out your
Faults as well as the good things.
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You understand?
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Hymie, men don't
Kiss each other.
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In other words, you don't think
Hymie has a chance against groppo.
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42, groppo has all
The latest innovations.
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I hate to say it, but
Hymie is depreciated.
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But hymie's unique.
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according to the
Latest control blue book,
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We could trade hymie
Even for a 1956 edsel.
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No offense again hymie,
But you understand.
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I told you, men
Don't kiss each other.
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A simple nod will be enough.
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Well, 86, what do you
Think we ought to do?
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Well, the first
Thing we have to do
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Is give hymie a
Complete overhaul.
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We have to make
Him better, stronger,
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Faster and smarter than groppo.
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I'll get dr. Harris on the phone
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And tell him to get to
Work on it right away.
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Hymie, you'd better
Hop down to the lab.
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hymie!
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You can walk if you want to.
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We're going to start by
Installing the super strength
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Extensor and flexor springs in the
Lower legs and work up from there.
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- max.
- what is it, hymie?
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- hold my hand.
- of course.
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Oh, sorry about that, hymie.
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Now you just relax. You're
Not going to feel a thing.
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They gave you a shot in
Your gearbox to numb it.
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I know.
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Now just lie there
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- and think pleasant thoughts.
- all right.
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It will be nice to have
Groppo as my very own friend.
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I thought I was your friend.
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You are, but it's not the same.
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- why?
- because...
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- well, I'm different.
- don't be silly, hymie,
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Just because you're a robot.
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Yes. People point
At me, stare at me.
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Sometimes they won't
Wait on me in stores.
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I get lonely. And even you...
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Me? What did I do?
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Why don't you ever
Invite me to your club?
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I'll tell you why. Because they
Don't allow my kind there, that's why.
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Hymie, that's ridiculous.
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Why, I just never invited
You to my club because, well...
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Well, I just never thought
You were programmed for golf.
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- I could learn.
- oh, yes, well,
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In that case, we'll
Go out this weekend.
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- how about that?
- all right.
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You're not going to go anyplace
Unless you take good care of yourself.
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- I'm just fine.
- you're not fine.
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You're sluggish. You're
Rundown and out of tune.
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You go around all
The time half-charged.
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If you're not careful,
Terrible things could happen.
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Like what?
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Well, you could end up
As a cab in south america.
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- screwdriver.
- screwdriver.
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- wrench.
- wrench.
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- oil can.
- oil can.
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You are certain all the
Adjustments have been made?
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Positive. He's been
Programmed completely
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Pro-kaos and anti-control.
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He'll also continue to
Search until he finds hymie.
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How can he find
Hymie when we cannot?
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I've homed him in on
Hymie's wavelength,
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And there isn't
Another one like it.
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Nothing can go wrong?
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He will never wear out,
He will never run down,
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And he will obey anyone
Who holds this unit.
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Amazing, dr. Ratton, amazing.
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Just think... Kaos is
The only organization
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In the world with
The ultimate weapon.
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And to make sure
It stays that way...
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Groppo, destroy dr. Ratton.
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No. No no, groppo!
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No, groppo, no...
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Groppo...
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Seek out and destroy hymie
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Let nothing stand in your way.
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Well, does it.
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Now, let's stand him up.
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careful.
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Has anybody got a mirror?
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Thank you.
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Well, what do you think, hymie?
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Cute as ever.
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Yes, we know you're cute, hymie.
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But you never tell me.
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You're cute.
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You say it, but you
Don't really mean it.
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- I do mean it.
- don't yell.
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I'm sorry. How do you feel?
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I'm all right.
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Hymie, test your arms.
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- how?
- make a muscle.
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Will you stop that? Do
You want to dent your head?
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I'm sorry, max. I
Couldn't control myself.
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I was afraid of that.
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Try walking around
The room once, hymie.
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What in the world is
The matter with him?
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His new springs are so powerful,
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His reflex circuit
Hasn't adapted yet.
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Well, how long will that take?
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It's hard to say. He'll
Have to go into training.
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Of course, he responds very
Quickly, so it shouldn't take very long.
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I'm sorry, doctor, but
We don't have the time.
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As soon as groppo's
Remote control is fixed,
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He'll be coming after hymie.
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I'll have to find a
Place to hide him.
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- wait a minute. I know just the place.
- where?
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A ghost town out on highway 81.
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Max, that's a tourist trap. Hundreds
Of people go there every week.
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Not that one, doctor,
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The one control built right
Across the street from it.
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Control built a ghost town across
The street from a ghost town?
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Yes. In that way no
One would be suspicious
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In case we needed
One of our own.
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- oh.
- all right, hymie...
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We'll go over to my place, pick up a
Few things, and then we'll be on our way.
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Come on.
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Okay, hymie, pick up your
Suitcase and let's go. We're late.
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I don't know if my shock absorbers
Can stand this much longer.
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Don't worry, hymie. I'll teach
You how to use those new springs.
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- what's that?
- I don't now.
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Come on, hymie, let's go.
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All right, hymie, we're
Going to start off
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By taking a few laps
Around the town.
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But I must warn you before
We start, that I happen to be
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One of the greatest long-distance
Runners in the history of the world.
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So you're not expected
To make a good showing.
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Just try to keep up with me.
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- I'll try, max.
- okay hymie, let's go.
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On your mark...
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Set...
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Not "Sit, hymie, "Set."
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Sorry, max.
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All right, let's go. On
Your mark, get set, go.
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Come on, hymie, run!
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Let's go, hymie.
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Now you're rolling,
Hymie. Come on, run!
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Come on, hymie, run!
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- time.
- 9:37 exactly.
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I know what time it is, hymie.
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Will you stop already?
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What's the matter
With you, hymie?
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You've been moping
Around all day.
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- I'm all right.
- sure, you're mechanically perfect.
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But there's something wrong up
Here in the old gearbox. What is it?
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I'm lonesome.
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Lonesome?
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Who are you lonesome for?
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For my friends at the office.
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- what friends?
- shirley the intercom,
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Sid the coffee machine,
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Trudy the noiseless typewriter,
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Rex the elevator...
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I'm sure your friends
Will understand
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That this is a very
Important mission.
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If you don't snap out of it
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Groppo is going to make
Scrap iron out of you.
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Not if I reason with him.
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00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:06,243
He's probably just
As lonesome as I am.
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Hymie, where are you going?
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A while ago I happened upon
Some buttercups in a nearby field.
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00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,825
I thought I'd pick up a few
To brighten up the cabin.
249
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,427
Buttercups?
250
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,613
Other than this
Aversion to violence,
251
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,282
Hymie is functioning well?
252
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,817
Well, as far as I can tell,
253
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:38,687
He's a strong and
As fast as groppo.
254
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,423
I just don't know what to
Do about his mental attitude.
255
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,791
I do.
256
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,393
What is it, harris?
257
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,729
Several of hymie's emotional
Elements have cross-fused,
258
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,699
Causing all evil impulses
To be totally rejected.
259
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,169
Hymie is permanently
Programmed for good and nice.
260
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,560
Well, we can take
Care of that very easily.
261
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,009
All you have to do is
Program him to be mean
262
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,877
And then change him
Back again afterwards.
263
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,213
it would be impossible
To change him back.
264
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,849
Hymie would be mean
The rest of his life.
265
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,751
- well, we can't do that to hymie.
- we have to.
266
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,221
The future of the
Whole world is at stake.
267
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,724
We've got to convert him
First thing in the morning.
268
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,893
If you don't mind, I'd like
To be the one to tell him.
269
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,562
Of course, 86.
270
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,664
- when?
- tomorrow, right after breakfast.
271
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,799
it's not the kind of thing
272
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,023
you tell a fellow on
An empty crankcase.
273
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:54,196
Hello?
274
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,700
Sorry about that, harris.
275
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:01,470
Hello. Oh, hi, 13.
276
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:05,007
Where? So close?
277
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,591
Okay, we'll keep
An eye out for him.
278
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,413
That was agent 13. He says
That groppo was spotted
279
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,481
Out on the highway,
Headed in this direction.
280
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,383
According to the
Way he was traveling
281
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,718
He should be here by morning.
282
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,252
You know what that means, max.
283
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:19,622
Yes, I know what it means.
We've got to reprogram hymie.
284
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,317
Right.
285
00:16:20,341 --> 00:16:22,379
You stay here. I'll
Go in and prepare him.
286
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,453
Hymie, get up. I
Have to talk to you.
287
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,834
Harris, 42, come here.
288
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,383
Listen to this...
289
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,886
"Sorry to leave like
This, but I thought about
290
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,788
What it would be like
To be mean and evil
291
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,623
And what it's like
To be good and nice.
292
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,325
I've decided nice is nicer.
293
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,061
Love, hymie."
294
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,764
- he's run out.
- not only that...
295
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,632
He burned his control card.
296
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,533
Well, I guess that
Means we've had it.
297
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:08,036
No, it does not.
298
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,671
Not yet, we haven't.
299
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:13,208
Hymie was pushed into this by
The forces of greed and evil.
300
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,911
It's up to us to stay here
And see that those forces
301
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,579
Are wiped off the face
Of the earth forever.
302
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:21,083
I will fight groppo.
303
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,951
- you can't.
- you're right.
304
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:26,215
How about you, harris? You
Look in pretty good shape.
305
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,523
42?
306
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,592
Well, I guess it's me again.
307
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,395
86, you're a brave man.
308
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,497
I know that, 42.
309
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:38,633
I'm also fearless,
Cunning, resourceful,
310
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:42,860
And have the biggest
Mouth in the world.
311
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,310
Harris, have you got
My boots ready yet?
312
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,145
Here they are, max.
313
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:25,915
Your boots are now
Outfitted with nuclear-powered
314
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,917
.45 caliber bullets,
Ready to go.
315
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:31,020
I haven't had time to test the recoil,
So be careful when you fire them.
316
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:34,923
And these cufflinks
Are powerful grenades.
317
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,226
It's sunup. Groppo should
Be here at any minute.
318
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,228
Yes, and when he gets
Here, I want you two
319
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,064
To get out of sight
And keep out of sight.
320
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:45,034
It's remarkable how you can
Take time to think of our safety,
321
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,768
Even when your
Own life is at stake.
322
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,138
Yes, I know, 42. Besides,
323
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,540
Groppo might get mad if he
Thinks we're ganging up on him.
324
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,908
All right, now you
All know what to do.
325
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,643
We don't know where
Groppo might be hiding,
326
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,778
So the minute anybody
Sees him, just sing out.
327
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,602
Okay, let's go.
328
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,233
I found him.
329
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,582
Okay, groppo, that's it.
330
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:35,951
You're under arrest.
331
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,586
Assault with a deadly weapon,
332
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,676
Operating without
A robot's license...
333
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:45,494
And pushing.
334
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,986
Hold it, 42. I'll use
My cufflink grenades.
335
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,277
If there's anything I
Hate, it's a showoff.
336
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,794
Hold it, groppo.
337
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,329
don't come any closer.
338
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,131
These may look like boots
339
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:24,433
But actually they're
Deadly weapons.
340
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,937
Give him both barrels, max.
341
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,264
Got any other ideas, harris?
342
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,381
- here, try this.
- a slingshot?
343
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,982
It worked once for david.
344
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:44,174
I hope groppo
Remembers the story.
345
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:04,973
Forget it.
346
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,933
Hymie.
347
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:17,107
Groppo.
348
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,710
Hi. The last time we met,
349
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,546
I didn't have a chance
To introduce myself.
350
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,181
I'm hymie.
351
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:48,550
I've been looking
Forward to this.
352
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:51,686
Would you like to sit
Down and cool your tubes?
353
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:55,079
How about a nice glass
Of kerosene and oil?
354
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:58,014
A quick charge?
355
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,952
Okay, you think
Of something then.
356
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,039
Perhaps we have
Some mutual friends...
357
00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,828
Ethel the p.B.X. Board?
358
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,759
Frances the coffee machine?
359
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,202
Bruce the elevator?
360
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:24,274
Okay, tough guy. Let's
See you get out of this one.
361
00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:28,223
Hey!
362
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:29,857
What do you think you're doing?
363
00:22:29,881 --> 00:22:32,121
Nice is nice, but
Enough is enough.
364
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:47,369
Well, hymie, that's it.
That's the end of groppo.
365
00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:49,271
Max, you saved my life.
366
00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:50,806
Oh, that's all right, hymie.
367
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,275
What made you change your
Mind? What made you come back?
368
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:56,544
I couldn't help myself. I was
Sure I could reason with groppo,
369
00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:58,247
Make him understand,
Be his friend.
370
00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:01,216
But, when he started to hurt
You, the oil rushed to my head.
371
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,851
I'm sorry it had
To end this way.
372
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,519
Ah, don't worry about it, hymie.
373
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,588
Groppo was evil.
374
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,857
One good thing
Came out of it, max.
375
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:11,626
I know that you're my friend
Now. You really care about me.
376
00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:13,996
Well, of course, I
Care about you, hymie.
377
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,363
You saved my life.
378
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:18,289
Please, max. A simple
Nod will be enough.
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