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You don't know
Me, I don't know you.
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Max, the chief has a very
Dangerous assignment for you.
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Max? Max? Max!
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I beg your pardon, miss.
I don't believe we've met.
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Max, I meant pretend
You don't know me
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As far as everyone
Else is concerned.
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And use a newspaper. People
Can see your lips moving.
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Now listen very carefully,
Max. You must memorize this.
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Kaos has a secret
Lab in this hotel.
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they're receiving information
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about the nerve gas formula
From behind the iron curtain.
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The device used for
Receiving the information
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Is a tiny amplifier built
In an olive with a pimiento.
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A control double
Agent posing as a waiter
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Has stolen the
Olive. Now without it,
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Work on the nerve gas will
Come to a stop. You got that?
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- not all of it.
- what part didn't you get?
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The part after "You
Must memorize this."
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Max.
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Well, what does this
Double agent look like?
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I don't know, max.
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You'll have to try the
Password on every waiter
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- until you find him.
- what's the password?
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You say, "Pussycat, pussycat,
Where have you been?"
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And he'll answer, "I've been
To london to visit the queen."
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"Pussycat, pussycat,
Where have you been?"
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- right, max.
- let me get this straight.
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I walk up to every
Waiter I see and I say,
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"Pussycat, pussycat,
Where have you been?"
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That's right, max.
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You're right. This is a
Dangerous assignment.
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Good luck, max.
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Listen, bud, I don't like
People to look at me funny.
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Well, if you don't like
The way I'm looking at you,
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You're gonna hate
What I'm gonna say to you.
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Besides, you don't
Look like the type
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That would go to
England to visit the queen.
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Pussycat?
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Pussycat, pussycat,
Where have you been?
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I've been to london
To visit the queen.
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Really? Would you mind
Putting me down now?
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Here it is...
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When you push the pimiento
This way, it becomes a receiver.
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And when you push the other
Way, what does it become?
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A pimiento!
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Now, be very careful. It's
Got a very loud speaker in it.
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- you've done a good job, pussycat.
- wait!
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Tell the chief he's gotta
Take me off this duty.
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I just can't be a
Double agent anymore!
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My nerves can't...
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Take it.
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There there there now.
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Take it easy, no
Need to get all upset.
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Besides, I think I
Found your trouble.
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You've got a knife on your back.
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Annie is here, loud and clear!
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- howdy?
- it's very kind of you
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To give us an interview during
Your lunch break, miss jones.
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Oh, forget that
"Miss jones," buster.
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I come from a family
Part of the country.
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To you I am annie, ozark annie,
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Like I am to anyone
Else among my millions
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Of devoted followers
And fans. Park it.
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Hold it! Don't anybody move.
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Sorry, gang, I don't usually
Bust in on people like this
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And squeeze their olives,
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But this is an emergency.
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Where's your olive? Don't
Tell me you swallowed it.
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I swallowed it.
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I asked you not to tell me that.
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Now, my dear, that may have been
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The costliest gulp in the
Course of human history.
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What do you mean by that crack?
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I'm not at liberty to say
What I mean by that crack.
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Pardon me.
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Hello, chief?
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Boy, there are stranger ones
In the city than in the country.
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Don't worry, chief. I won't
Let her out of my sight.
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She's leaving. I gotta go.
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You fools! Dummkopfs!
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Sissies! You let the
Control double agent steal
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The olive right out from
Under your stupid noses?!
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The minute I go away,
Everything goes kaploot.
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But you were here all the time.
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You're not making it any
Easier on yourself, shtarker.
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If x40 doesn't
Get the olive back,
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We have no way of receiving
The final formula from popovich.
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But I thought the
Nerve gas was perfected.
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Without the final formula,
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We can only control the
Emotions of the female.
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- what's that?
- it must be x40 calling in.
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Who will hear me
On this frequency?
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Oh, you'll be heard
On x40's wristwatch,
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und on the missing olive.
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X40 better be calling in to say
That he has recovered the olive
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Or else...
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You'd better give
It time to warm up.
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Now it's ready.
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Siegfried: hello?
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- howdy? is that you, siegfried?
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No. It's me, annie.
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Siegfried: where are you?
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Where are you?
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What is this? Am I
On "Candid camera"?
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Siegfried: answer
Me! Where are you?
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I ain't telling you.
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You just get out of
Here the way you got in!
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I've been hit. Control
Agent 86 shot me.
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Siegfried: what happened
To the olive receiver?
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without it, we cannot get
Popovich's 6:00 broadcast.
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somebody swallowed it.
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What are you doing in there?
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Get out of there!
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Get back here immediately!
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Goodbye!
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Pardon me, miss, could I
Speak to you for a minute?
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- no.
- good.
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Now listen to me and
Listen very carefully.
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Your life is in great danger.
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You've accidentally swallowed
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A kaos communications device.
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If you'll just put yourself in my
Hands, everything will be all right.
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- oh, sure.
- now wait a minute.
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I happen to be a secret agent.
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You're kidding.
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What's so hard to
Believe about that?
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Well, face it... You
Ain't no sean o'connery.
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You know, all handsome
And confident...
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Just take a look into
The mirror, pudding.
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Yes. Well, I happen to be
Very proud of this disguise.
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Disguise?
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Actually, I'm a
Powerfully-built,
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Handsome blond giant
With sunburned skin,
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Wide-set eyes and
A dimple in my chin.
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- let me see.
- well, that would take hours.
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Right now, you're to come
To my apartment with me.
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Uh-huh. I think I'll take
My chances with that, uh...
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- kaos bunch.
- siegfried to x40.
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find out who has
Swallowed the olive,
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and cut it out of them!
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Reckon I'll take my
Chances with you.
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Hey, you know, I
Ain't never been
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In a real spy's
Apartment before.
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Max: I brought you here
To be sure you're safe.
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Hey, you're mighty rugged!
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Come on, turn into
That handsome fella
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With the dimples.
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Shh!
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Okay.
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Boy, I bet everything in here
Looks different from what it is...
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Like you.
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That's right.
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For example, take this vase...
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Now, use this if you wanna hit
Someone who's standing behind you.
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You're pulling my lariat.
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Go ahead, try it.
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Hmm, okay.
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You knew he was there
All the time, didn't you?
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and you just wanted
Me to have the pleasure
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Of doing it all by myself.
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Oh, I like you, pudding.
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You gotta stay
Looking like this, huh?
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Yes, I'm afraid so.
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Now here's something
That might interest you...
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An invisible wall.
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An invisible wall?!
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Boy, would I like to see that!
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No, you see, you press this,
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And an invisible wall comes
Down in the middle of the room.
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- "Whar"?
- oh, "Thar."
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Uh, well, you
Can't really see it,
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But it's right
Over "Thar"... There.
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Uh, there... "Thar." it's in
The middle of the room.
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It'll even stop a
Bullet. Wanna try?
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Sure. Where...
Where should I aim?
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- oh, just anywhere.
- okay.
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You've done it
Again! You are cute!
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Excuse me.
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Very bad job of engineering...
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this is the control
For the invisible wall.
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This is the remote control
For my television set.
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There, the wall is down now.
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Would you mind
Pressing that button?
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Hello? Oh, hi there, chief.
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Uh, yes, I have the olive.
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Uh, well, there's one
Little complication, chief.
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It's inside the girl.
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00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:04,653
Yes, you'd better
Send over a doctor.
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Dr. Mctavish. Right, chief.
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00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,593
Well, we got a
Little while to kill.
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Oh, uh, sure it seems a shame
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To just stay around here
Doing nothing till then.
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Yes, it certainly does.
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Uh, you wanna do something?
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You got something in mind?
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As a matter of fact, I do.
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- for the both of us?
- well,
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What I have in mind wouldn't
Be any fun for just one.
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Would you like to sit
Down on the couch?
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Sure.
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- comfy?
- mm-hmm.
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Sure am, pudding.
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00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:05,035
Okay, you wanna deal or shall I?
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00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:15,357
That is gin-gee-boo.
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Uh, that must be the doctor.
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Remember, you owe me 30¢.
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Doctor? - ja.
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- dr. Mctavish?
- hoot mon.
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Where is the wee
Lassie with the olive
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In her stomach?
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Just a minute, doctor.
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That's a very strange
Accent you've got there.
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- you noticed?
- I certainly did.
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Very perceptive. I
Was born in edinburgh,
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- but I studied in heidelberg.
- oh.
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Well, that explains it. The
Patient's right over there, doc.
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- open wide, please.
- ah-hh.
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Ah, just as I thought. We
Have to get you to a hospital.
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I have an ambulance downstairs.
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Just a minute.
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Very clever,
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Siegfried "Mctavish."
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How did you know
I wasn't a doctor?
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Very simple... You went
Right to the patient
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Without even complaining
About having to make a house call.
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You can close your
Mouth now, annie.
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Thanks.
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All right, smart, you can
Put your gun away now.
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00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:41,899
It's no use. My men are all
Around you in this room.
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All right.
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Goethe, hans, godzilla,
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Uh... Fellows?
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Oh, boy.
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00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,532
Sorry, siegfried, but
We've already exterminated
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The rats that you
Infested this place with.
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That's telling him, pudding.
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00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,654
Now, that wasn't very...
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I'm sorry about that, pudding.
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00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,294
Thank you, my dear.
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00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:36,932
It will touching having
To kill you after this favor,
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00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:41,336
But first... Goodbye,
Maxwell smart!
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I shall return, smart.
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00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,861
Would you mind pushing
That button again?
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- I think we'd better get back to control.
- yeah.
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You'll be safe there.
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ja, according to schedule,
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He's coming up the back way.
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Shtarker, smart does not realize
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I have the remote
Control activator
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For the ejection
Seat of his car.
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Get ready.
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Board, out!
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Control intelligence reports that they
Brought her back to a secret laboratory
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In this hotel, but where?
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I can just see siegfried
Sitting up there, gloating.
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00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,659
You don't happen to see
His room number, do you?
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00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,627
No, max. But if I
Know siegfried,
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He's up there stuffing
His face with food.
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Wait a minute, 99.
That's it, you've got it.
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What have I got?
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00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,371
Max, if I got it, I have a
Right to know what it is.
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99, you've just given me
A brilliant idea. Come on.
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00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,312
Hello, room service, please.
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00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,609
Max, room service
Won't deliver to the lobby.
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00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:33,815
Man: room service.
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00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,485
Hello, room service,
What's going on down there?
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I ordered hours ago. When I
Order, you will deliver immediately.
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00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,658
I don't understand, sir.
All our deliveries went out.
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00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,695
But where is mine? I ordered
Knockwurst, bratwurst,
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Liverwurst, fried
Sauerkraut and a prune danish.
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00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,434
I see it on the list, but
The only order we had
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for bratwurst, knockwurst, liverwurst,
Fried sauerkraut and a prune danish
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was already
Delivered to room 602.
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what room are you in?
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00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,377
Never mind, I'm not hungry.
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00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:05,147
- he gave me the room number.
- max, that was brilliant.
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00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,516
Oh, not really, 99.
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00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,784
It reminded me of an
Old trick I used years ago
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In the oppenheimer case.
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00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,722
You see, I remembered that
Oppenheimer was very fond
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00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,558
Of a jelly doughnut on
A rye toast with gravy.
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00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,861
Well, the chief was all
For storming room 401,
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00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,432
But I was positive that
Oppenheimer was in room 802.
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00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,001
Carlson, on the other hand,
Thought that he was in 903.
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00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:29,004
Which was, 401, 802 or 903?
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00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,473
A call to room service
And it confirmed my opinion.
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00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:34,610
It proved that
Oppenheimer was in room 802
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00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:38,802
Just as surely as
Siegfried is in room...
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00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,510
Room service, please.
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00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,093
Practically no interference.
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00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,495
Madam, you have a
Very quiet stomach.
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00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:55,163
Thanks a lot.
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00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:58,333
And this room is the
Fear-gas chamber.
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00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,602
We are safe being in here?
295
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,403
ja, it only works on females.
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00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,806
- you've seen for yourself.
- yeah.
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00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:09,044
In the romance-gas
Room the female rabbits
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00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,246
Are chasing the male rabbits;
299
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,049
And here the females
Rabbits are shrinking
300
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:17,619
From the male rabbits.
And in both rooms
301
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,755
The male rabbits are
Just sitting around
302
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,290
Trying to figure out
What the heck it's all about.
303
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,626
If we get popovich's
Final formula,
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00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,095
It will work on all
Sexes of every kind.
305
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,831
Ah, between romance and fear,
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00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:33,101
We could rule eight
Eighths of the world.
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00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,437
- why not the whole world?
- don't push it, shtarker.
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00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,874
Let's go.
309
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,509
this is professor popovich.
310
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:45,213
here is the final
Formula for the nerve gas.
311
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:48,483
Now, cut that out!
312
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:53,021
Well, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it!
313
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,846
precisely 23 f.
314
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,393
One more hiccup
315
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,584
And I will kill you right now.
316
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:05,067
Wait, I know a sure
Cure for hiccups.
317
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:06,534
What is it?
318
00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:07,991
Scare me.
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00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:11,395
Boo.
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00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:16,000
It worked.
321
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,716
- - that was it. I'll
Shoot you right now.
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00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,873
No.
323
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:37,166
All right, siegfried,
Drop it! Hands up!
324
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:40,902
Pudding, you're as welcome
As a new rooster in a henhouse.
325
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:44,073
What kind of nonsense is this?
Four of us and only one of him.
326
00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:47,242
Put down your hands, pull out your
Guns. He can only shoot one of us.
327
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:48,343
You're the one.
328
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,312
Please, everybody, hands up.
329
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,769
Pudding, look out!
330
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:02,357
Oh, pudding, I'm so glad we...
331
00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:07,162
What is it? What is it?
332
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,664
- don't you come near me!
- what is it?
333
00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:11,499
What is it?
334
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:16,226
You take your thumb
Out of your mouth!
335
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:21,365
annie? annie?
336
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,837
Annie: hi.
337
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,624
Take it easy, annie. I'm
Not gonna touch you
338
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:38,727
And I'm not gonna
Hurt you. Just...
339
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:43,164
Are you all right?
340
00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:46,267
What's the matter
With you, annie?
341
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:49,371
I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you,
342
00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:51,540
- I love you, I love you, I love you.
- annie... Annie, stop.
343
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,709
- just take it easy.
- kiss me, kiss me, kiss me,
344
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:55,544
- kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.
- annie, take it easy.
345
00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,880
Hey, annie, just take it easy.
346
00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,837
Oh-hh, how I love you!
347
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,853
- kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.
- annie, will you stop it?
348
00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,588
Get ahold of yourself.
Siegfried is outside.
349
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,657
- we're liable to get killed.
- I know, kiss me, kiss...
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00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:10,025
max?
351
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,093
Max, where are you?
352
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,495
Max, wait, the
Back way is clear.
353
00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:15,130
- I'll cover it for you.
- I love you, I love you...
354
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,999
99, the strangest thing
Has happened to annie.
355
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,734
Max, I love you, I love you,
356
00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:20,891
I love you, I love
You, kiss me...
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