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- ready, chief?
- ready, max.
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Okay... Start.
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Well, it certainly is good to
Get to relax again, isn't it, chief?
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It certainly is. It's a
Little hard to believe
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We haven't had any trouble
From kaos in almost a week now.
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Yes, that's because they
Have finally come to realize
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That maxwell smart
Is too much for them,
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That he's always one
Step ahead of them,
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That he always
Has the upper hand.
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- I win.
- no, you don't, chief.
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My knuckles aren't
Touching the desk, right, 99?
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Let's see if I can stick
A piece of paper under.
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Would you ease up a little, chief, so
She can get the paper under there?
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I win. Wanna try again?
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- you tricked me.
- I did not trick you.
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I outwitted you, the same way
That I've always outwitted kaos.
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That's why they've
Closed shop and given up.
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Professor von gunther,
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I want the sonic boom machine
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To zero in exactly on the
Chief of control's office.
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I have it now. It
Is right on target.
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I shall have the pleasure
Of pressing the firing button.
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How long will it take for
The sound wave to hit control?
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Sound travels at approximately
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1,100 feet per second.
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Control headquarters
Is 10 miles from here.
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So it should be there by now.
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Well, chief, you didn't have
To slam my hand down so hard.
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chief! max!
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Where are you?
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What do you... What
Do you suppose it was...
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An earthquake or a bomb?
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Maybe it was a sonic boom.
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A sonic boom? 99, we are
10 stories underground!
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Oh, max.
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Well, that's our air
Force for you, chief.
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They'll get you no
Matter where you are.
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Hello, former control
Headquarters, maxwell smart speaking.
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This is kaos calling.
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Have your control personnel
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Tune into our
Television broadcast
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At exactly 12:00 noon tomorrow.
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We don't take orders from kaos.
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Would you prefer a
Slightly stronger sample
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Of the blast you've
Just experienced?
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What channel?
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Man on tv: the
Ncs network presents
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the following
Program in living color.
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Hi there. Don't be
Disturbed, america.
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We are taking over all
Television communications.
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now your set will
Black out for a brief time
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While we deliver an
Important personal message.
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What happened, chief? It was
Just beginning to get exciting.
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Quiet max, it's for us.
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Good afternoon,
Members of control.
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Yesterday we gave
You a little taste
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Of the destructive potential
Of our sonic boom machine.
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Used full-strength,
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it can totally destroy any city.
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If kaos is not paid
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$50 million within 48 hours,
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We will destroy new york city.
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remember, gentlemen, 48 hours.
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We now return you to
The program in progress.
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Why did you do that for, chief?
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That was a john wayne movie.
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Max, this is important.
We have exactly 48 hours
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To locate and destroy
That sonic boom machine.
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48 hours... That's
Not much time.
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What do you mean that's not
Much time? 48 hours is plenty of time.
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Remember the calassino case? We
Cracked that case in only three days.
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- max three days is 72 hours.
- oh.
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- we only have 48 hours.
- 48 hours... Gee, that isn't much time.
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Max, according to the
Lab, that sonic boom
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Originated in this city. Now
We've got to locate that machine.
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I want washington covered
From "A" street to "Z" street.
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Max, why did we stop?
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Chief is trying to
Contact us on the radio.
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Oh.
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- hello, max?
- here, chief.
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We've located a prime suspect
And he's somewhere in your area.
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You are in the vicinity
Of the lincoln memorial
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now you drive to
Coordinate 16-b.
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Go 3 1/4 miles to
Coordinate 23-p.
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Proceed crossroads to alpha.
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now turn left, proceed one
Mile to the royal rest trailer park.
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You should be able to make
Contact with the suspect there.
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- you got that?
- not all of it, chief.
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- what part didn't you get?
- the part after "Listen to this."
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It's all right, chief. I
Have it. We're on our way.
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We're on a wild goose chase, 99.
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He's just getting
His car washed.
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Max, didn't you notice
Anything unusual?
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- absolutely nothing.
- but he didn't get out of his car.
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Wait a minute, 99. I did
Notice something unusual.
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- what max?
- he didn't get out of his car.
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- we'd better follow him in.
- right, max.
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Quick, 99, roll your window up.
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What are you doing, max?
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I'm trying to keep my eye on
That kaos agent, but it's not easy.
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He's gone, 99. He's gone.
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Max, he was right
In front of us.
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Well, he's got to be
Around here someplace.
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Here is the script for
Your next kaos threat.
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Thank you. I'll give
It everything I've got.
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Where could he have gone, max?
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I don't know, but
We've got to find him.
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- oh boy, what luck.
- do you see him?
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No, but I just realized I'm
Wearing my wash-and-wear suit.
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What's that, max?
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Oh, it's probably
Nothing. Maybe a dryer.
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No no, gaucho.
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I don't want mr. Smart
And his friend dead, not yet.
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Why not?
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I'm worried.
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It's just possible they may have
Contacted their headquarters
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And told them they
Were following me.
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Control may have a general idea
Of where our sonic boom machine is.
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What can you do? It
Is too heavy to move.
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Gaucho,
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Before I went to
Work for kaos...
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I was an actor.
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I'm going to make
Mr. Smart believe
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Our sonic boom machine
Is in south america.
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Before I'm through, he will
Call his chief and tell him that.
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I don't understand.
I'm just a simple killer.
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Come on, just do as you're
Told. Get the illusion room ready.
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- what are you doing, max?
- I'm trying to get my foot lose.
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I figure if I can get my
Shoe phone up high enough,
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Maybe you can dial
It with your nose.
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I'm afraid it's no use, max.
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- I must be getting old, 99.
- why you say that?
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To fall for that old
Hideout-under-the-car-wash trick.
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Don't blame yourself.
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Your government has less
Than 24 hours to pay the money...
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$50 million.
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Plus $1.50.
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$1.50?
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Don't forget the car
Wash. They had white walls.
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Aren't you overlooking the
Fact that other control agents
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May find this place before
You use the sonic boom machine?
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Not at all, my dear, we are
Quite concerned about that.
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That's why we are in
The process of moving it
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A long long way from here.
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Your unexpected visit
Forces us to take you with us.
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When control learns
That you are our prisoners
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It will make our bargaining
Position even more advantageous.
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He's right about that. We're
Two of control's top agents.
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Max!
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Since we'll be traveling
On a commercial jet,
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A conventional blindfold
Will draw undue attention.
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You therefore will be disguised
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As a young couple recovering
From an automobile accident...
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With serious arm
And head injuries.
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Yes, well, that's all
Very well and good,
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Except we don't
Have any injuries.
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You do now.
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Max, we've got to find out
Where they are taking us.
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Keep track of everything
You hear, feel and smell.
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Check.
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All right. Up the stairs.
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I smell trouble.
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- I feel it.
- move it.
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Step.
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Step step step, stop.
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Step step step.
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Listen, when you get all that
Money from the government
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I suggest you buy an elevator.
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Step down.
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Step step step.
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Step step step.
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Step. Into the car.
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Duck.
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Duck. Step.
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International airport. Hurry.
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And no tricks, please.
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I'll be following you in my car.
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Whosever driving this car ought
To have his license taken away.
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Listen to that guy.
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Back off the horn, dummy!
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Maybe they're not
Taking us to the airport.
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Well, we'll know soon enough.
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There's a perfume factory
On the way to the airport.
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- we should be able to smell it.
- that's right!
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- max, I smell it now.
- me too.
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Now according
To my calculations,
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We should be coming to
Some construction very soon.
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We'll have to take a
Detour on a very bumpy road.
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Max, you're amazing!
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Not really, 99. Any
Superior person could do it.
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We should be getting back
On the highway now very soon.
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But it rained yesterday
And there's a depression
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That usually fills
With water around here.
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You should have rolled
Up your windows, 99.
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Sorry, max.
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We should be turning
Into the airport now.
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All right, everybody out.
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The plane is loading
Already. We'll have to hurry.
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Man's voice: flight
303 for london,
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passengers now
Loading, gate three.
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Well, you could have parked
A little closer to the airport.
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On the ramp.
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Into the plane.
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Welcome aboard. You
Are the injured couple.
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Well, if there is anything
I can do, please call.
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Right, we'll call
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If we need help!
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Of course we don't
Need any right now.
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These three seats are ours.
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Three seats, eh? Tourist.
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And I thought kaos had class.
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You can have the
Window seat, 99.
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Oh, thank you, max.
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Woman's voice:
ladies and gentlemen,
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Welcome aboard flight 223.
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00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:06,508
We will be taking
Off momentarily.
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Our cruising speed
Will be 600 miles per hour
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And we will be
Flying at an altitude
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of 35,000 feet.
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Oh.
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Don't tell me you are
Afraid to fly, mr. Smart.
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00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,346
No, it's just
That I get airsick.
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00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,661
ladies and gentlemen,
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00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:29,231
Will you please observe
The no-smoking signs?
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We're going straight up, 99.
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It's a jet, max.
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Oh, max, this is hopeless.
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00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,889
How are we ever gonna let
The chief know where we are?
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I don't know, 99, but I'm
Gonna find out one thing.
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Stewardess.
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yes, sir?
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Is this a movie flight?
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All right, mr. Smart.
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No more talking till
The end of the flight,
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Or else.
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00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:17,179
Well, I guess we'd
Better get some sleep, 99.
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Put your head on my shoulder.
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00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:32,127
Ladies and gentlemen,
We have just arrived
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At ezeiza airport. We trust
You have had a pleasant trip
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and will fly with us again soon.
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00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,203
Ezeiza airport?
Where are we, max?
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Simple, 99. You heard
Her say it... Ezeiza airport.
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- where is that?
- must be right outside of ezeiza.
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Good thinking, max.
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00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,521
Now that trip wasn't
All that bad, was it?
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Yes, but if you
Don't mind, next time
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00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,493
I'd like to contact my
Friendly travel agent.
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00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:08,185
If you'll excuse us, we have to
Unload the sonic boom machine.
249
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:14,470
Max, we've gotta figure out
Where we are and let the chief know.
250
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,672
Right, 99. Now let's see...
251
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,674
We flew for 10 hours
252
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,344
At about a speed
Of 600 miles an hour.
253
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,046
Let's see, that
Would be six times 10,
254
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,816
- carry the six, would be...
- 6,000.
255
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,986
99, if you're gonna keep interrupting
Me, I'll never figure this out.
256
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,455
- sorry, max.
- let's see, six times 10...
257
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,690
6,000 miles.
258
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,892
- right, max.
- now, according to the heat,
259
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:41,763
We must have flown south,
Unless we flew north on a hot day.
260
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,999
Max, I just
Remembered something.
261
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,635
Ezeiza airport, is right
Outside of buenos aires.
262
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,870
Yes, of course,
It all fits in...
263
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,973
Ezeiza airport, the
Heat, the long trip.
264
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,710
The man named gaucho. 99,
This may come as a shock to you,
265
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,947
But I think we are
In buenos aires.
266
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,284
- you did it, max!
- well, after all, 99,
267
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,953
just how long do they think
They can fool maxwell smart?
268
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,589
The plan is working perfectly.
269
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,359
Smart will call his
Chief on his shoe phone,
270
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,395
And while control is
Searching argentina,
271
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,664
No one will think
To look for us here.
272
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,499
Hello, chief. It's me, max.
273
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,169
Max, where are you? I thought
You and 99 were goners.
274
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,372
No, chief, we are alive
And living in argentina.
275
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,307
Argentina? Are you sure?
276
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,865
Are you kidding, chief? Have I
Ever steered you wrong yet?
277
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,313
May I speak to 99, please?
278
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,715
Yes, chief?
279
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,151
99, are you really in argentina?
280
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,654
Yes, chief. We're
Somewhere in buenos aires.
281
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,856
They've moved the
Sonic boom machine here.
282
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,757
all right, 99. Hold out
As long as you can.
283
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,160
We'll mobilize every
Force at our command.
284
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,195
right, chief.
285
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,631
This is a national emergency.
286
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,655
Get me the strategic
Air command.
287
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,974
Hello, mr. President?
288
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:02,478
I'm afraid we're gonna have
To make a little apology to...
289
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,580
Argentina.
290
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,538
99, there gotta be
A way out of here.
291
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,377
Max, what's behind
Those cobwebs?
292
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,794
Probably just some more cobwebs.
293
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,263
But it looks like a
Round metallic object.
294
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,198
You're right, 99.
295
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,233
It is a round metallic object.
296
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,857
We'd better take a look at it.
297
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,470
Be careful, max.
298
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:12,314
Well, 99, all I have to do
Now is find some argentinean
299
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,349
Who understands my
High-school spanish.
300
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:17,352
por favor... Por favor...
301
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:21,189
el policio... Yo soy americano.
302
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,525
Sorry, fellow,
Don't speak spanish.
303
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:25,327
Boy, you're in the
Wrong neighborhood.
304
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:28,230
How do you like that? I
Gotta pick the only guy
305
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,165
In argentina that
Doesn't speak spanish.
306
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:33,501
99, there's something very
Strange going on around here.
307
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:35,337
Max, look at that sign!
308
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:39,241
"Car wash." what does
"Car wash" mean in spanish?
309
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:42,010
It means "The car wash." it
Means we are still in washington.
310
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,512
We haven't been anywhere.
311
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,780
And we almost fell for it.
312
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,583
Quick, max, there
Is only 10 minutes
313
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,651
Until their sonic boom
Machine destroys new york.
314
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:52,020
99, you go and call the
Chief. I'm going back in there.
315
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,689
Max, you can't do that. You don't
Even have a gun! You'll be killed.
316
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,992
This is no time to
Worry me, 99. Get going.
317
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,682
Right, max.
318
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,527
- reset the dials.
- but...
319
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,862
Reset the dials!
320
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,931
My perfect revenge.
321
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:13,701
Years ago, hollywood
Turned me down.
322
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,238
And now the whole town
323
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:19,241
Wiped out in one big dissolve.
324
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,943
The warning signal.
325
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:23,811
- someone is coming.
- it doesn't matter now.
326
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:26,381
Reset the dials.
327
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,383
All right.
328
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,741
Fade out hollywood.
329
00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:36,091
All right, get
Away from that dial.
330
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,881
Set the dial.
331
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,386
All right, drop
It. Get over there.
332
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,669
Now get your hands up. Up!
333
00:23:58,303 --> 00:23:59,481
Hello, chief?
334
00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:01,583
Max, I just got word from 99.
335
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,085
Did you get to
The machine in time?
336
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,788
- of course I did.
- good work, max.
337
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,522
You know, it's hard to believe
338
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:10,080
That one of these buttons
Could blow up a whole city.
339
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,662
Max!
340
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,965
Chief, don't tell me that
Was the button to the office.
341
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,468
Max, you pressed the
Button to the office!
342
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:22,259
I asked you not to tell me that.
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