All language subtitles for Get.Smart.1965.S03E04.REMASTERED.DVDRip.XviD-FQM

Maxwell smart?

Young lady, you just
Took a very big chance

Sneaking up like that behind a
Control agent. Especially in the dark.

I'm sorry. I guess that
Was a stupid thing to do.

Yes, and dangerous. You
Could've given me a heart attack.

- you are maxwell smart?
- yes.

And I presume you're the young
Lady who phoned me a half hour ago.

- yes. Did I wake you?
- no, the phone did.

I'm sorry, but I did have
To see you right away.

Well, you certainly
Picked a wonderful place.

I didn't want us
To be overheard,

And can you think of a better
Place than the cemetery?

- yes, the subway.
- the subway?

But lots of people ride
The subway at this hour.

Well, that's true, but if
I pretended to mug you

And you screamed,
Nobody would bother us.

Mr. Smart, my
Name is ann ferris.

- does that mean anything to you?
- young lady,

The ability to hear
Names and retain them

Is one of the most important
Requirements for a secret agent.

You'll find that I'm superb
At that, miss forrest.

- ferris.
- huh?

- ferris.
- oh, yes.

Well, pronunciation
Isn't important.

Now what is it you wanted
To see me about, miss harris?

What do you know about
Paul john mondebello?

He's the head of the creative
Entertainment bureau.

That's a theatrical agency
Which is actually a front for kaos.

Mmm, he's the best
Agent in show business.

Mondebello is vicious,

- cunning and deceiving.
- that's what I just said.

He's the best agent
In show business.

But you've never been able to
Prove his involvement with kaos.

No. Three months ago we had an
Open-and-shut case against mondebello.

Not only would he have
Gone to the electric chair,

But he would have lost his
Booking franchise besides.

Unfortunately, just before the
Trial, our key witness was murdered.

Were you on that
Case, mr. Smart?

No, the chief bungled
That one himself.

Mr. Smart, I can
Give you the evidence

You need to convict mondebello.

- you can?
- for $50,000.

$50,000 is a lot of
Money, miss harris.

- try mine.
- oh, thank you.

$50,000, eh?

Well, I'm afraid I'll have to contact
Headquarters and get authorization.

- where can I get in touch with you?
- I'll contact you.

Shh! Don't move.

All right, come out of
There with your hands up.

Sorry about that.

Miss ferris?

Miss ferris?

Hello? Oh, it's you, 99.

- is the chief there?
- no, he isn't, max.

I'm taking his calls
For him. What's up?

I just had a meeting with a very
Beautiful and interesting woman.

Did you call me at this
Time of night to tell me that?

99, this woman claims
She has the evidence

To convict paul john mondebello.

What? Max, don't let that
Woman out of your sight!

It's too late, 99, she's gone.

did you get her name, at least?

Yes, her name is ann ferris.

Hello? 99?

Max, the key witness in the
Mondebello case was murdered.

Her name was ann ferris.

But that's impossible, 99.

I just spoke to ann ferris.

Max, ann ferris is dead.

She's buried in the
Garden grove cemetery.

That's where I am now, 99.

Are you s...

I'm sorry, max, but there's
No chance of any error.

Her files in our computer...
They all show the same thing.

Ann ferris was mondebello's
Private secretary.

She had enough evidence to
Send him to the electric chair.

So he had her killed.

Max, you've just got to
Understand... Ann ferris is dead.

But I tell you I was just talking
To her less than an hour ago.

- now, that's impossible.
- look, 37, I hate to bring up the past,

But I remember two other cases

Where they said it was
Impossible and I went ahead anyway.

- and you failed both times.
- that's why I hate to bring up the past.

- max, you've been working hard lately...
- wait a minute, 99.

If I just had a
Photograph of ann ferris,

Then I would know if that was
The girl I was talking to tonight.

Max, there are no known
Photographs of ann ferris in existence.

- are you sure about that, 37?
- I'm sure.

- what's that, max?
- this?

Oh, this is the lighter
Ann ferris gave me.

- wait a minute. That proves it.
- how?

Well, don't you see? My
Lighter wasn't working,

So ann ferris loaned me hers.

Then we heard a noise and
I went off to investigate

And ann got frightened and
Rushed off without taking her lighter

Not knowing it was pussycats.

- pussycats, max?
- yes, there were two pussycats

Playing in the bushes.

Well, at least I thought
They were playing.

Well, whatever they were doing,
They had a healthy attitude about it.

But what makes you so sure
That's ann ferris's lighter?

Because of the initials.

A.F... Ann ferris.

There are lots of
People with the initials a.F.

You could have come in
Contact with during the day.

But, 37, I wasn't with anybody
Today with the initials a.F.

- max, are you sure?
- I'm positive!

I spent the whole day
With 99 and the chief,

And tonight I played
Poker with the boys...

Pete benson, bernie croman,
Ray gerber and jerry harris.

- hmm.
- at aaron feldman's house.

Max, are you sure we're doing
The right thing coming here?

Well, 99, I have to find out for
Sure if I saw ann ferris last night,

And this lighter
Is our only clue.

Maybe somebody
Here can identify it.

- may I help you?
- yes.

What can you tell me about this?

It's a cigarette lighter.

Yes, I know it's a
Cigarette lighter.

What I'm inquiring
About are the initials.

Oh. Well, I'm new here,

But I would say that
That's an "A" and that's an "F."

Let me try, max.

We're trying to find out if this
Cigarette lighter belonged to ann ferris.

- she used to work here.
- oh, yeah.

She was mr. Mondebello's
Private secretary.

- did you know her?
- no. She left before I came to work here.

Did she do something wrong?

- she's dead.
- oh!

I was afraid she might be
In some sort of trouble.

Listen, is there anybody around
Here that we could talk to,

Somebody who knew ann ferris?

Mr. Mondebello is in london,

But his associate,
Mr. Vogel, is here.

I'll buzz.

Mr. Vogel, there
Are some people here

Inquiring about ann ferris.

He'll be right out. Excuse me.

I'm mr. Vogel. Can I
Be of assistance?

Yes, we're control agents, and
We'd like to ask you a few questions.

As a good citizen, we
Expect you to answer.

Did this lighter
Belong to ann ferris?

- yes, this is ann's lighter.
- are you absolutely sure?

Is there any
Possibility of error?

I am absolutely sure.

Please answer both questions.

There is no
Possibility of error.

I am absolutely sure.

Would you happen to have a
Photograph or a snapshot of ann ferris?

Vogel, may I see you a moment?

- mr. Mondebello. When did you, uh...
- now, vogel.

Pardon me.

Mr. Mondebello,

I didn't expect you back
For another two weeks.

Change of plans,
Perhaps a fortunate one.

I overheard those
Control agents.

Why are they asking
Questions about ann ferris?

I don't know, but we
Have nothing to fear.

She's dead. I killed her myself.

Yes, but she died without
Revealing where she hid the evidence.

She did die without
Revealing it,

Didn't she, mr. Vogel?

I know better than
To double-cross kaos.

I tortured her, but
She would not talk.

She was like a dying animal,

So I shot her to put
Her out of her misery.

- you should have kept torturing her.
- oh, I couldn't.

You know how I love animals.

I wonder if control
Is onto something.

They couldn't be.

This is probably a
Psychological tactic

Designed to unnerve us
Into making a wrong move.

You'd better be right.

If control finds that evidence,

I'll kill you.

Now be calm. Get rid of them.

Oh, vogel.

I almost forgot... I
Brought you a gift

From london.

Oh, thank you, sir!

It's beautiful!

You'll have to forgive me.
Something important has just come up.

What about the pictures?

I'm sorry, there
Are no pictures.

But you might try her
Mother. 2130 walnut drive.

Gotcha. 2103 walnut drive.

No, no. 2130.

That's what I said. 2103.

No, it's...

I'll write it down.

Pardon me. Is that 2103

Or 2130?

This picture of ann was taken
Just two weeks before she...

- before she...
- died.

- 99, that's her!
- max, are you sure?

I'm positive. That's ann ferris.

But of course it is.

But you don't
Understand, mrs. Ferris.

I just talked to your
Daughter last night.

My daughter is dead.

- show her the lighter, max.
- mrs. Ferris,

You recognize that?

Ann's lighter.

After she died, I
Looked all over for it.

I could not find it.

This proves that I did talk
With ann ferris last night.

No, mr. Smart.

You did not
Actually talk to ann.

You talked to... Ann's spirit.

You see?

Her spirit?

Ann and I were great
Believers in the hereafter.

But why would she contact max?

Well, maybe she didn't have
Her mother's number with her.

Did she say what she wanted?

Yes. She said that she
Would turn over the evidence

That she has on paul john
Mondebello for $50,000.

Mr. Smart, you
Must do as she asks.

But, max, something's
Wrong here.

Why would a spirit want money?

That is something
Only ann can answer.

She's got something there, 99.

We will get in touch with her.

You know the area code?

I'm going to call madame
Borova. She is a medium.

She will conduct a seance

And contact my
Daughter's spirit.

We'll hold the seance
At my apartment.

As you wish, mr. Smart.

That way it'll have
To be on the level.

I'll get it.

- oh, hi, 99.
- I'm sorry I'm late, max.

I was getting a
Shoulder holster fitted.

- so that's madame borova.
- yes. What do you think?

I don't know. Mrs. Ferris
Says she's a medium.

Looks more like a large to me.

Max, is that a new table?

Yes. I got it for my
Saturday night poker games.

Poker on such a big table?

Well, you need a big table

When you have a
27-handed poker game.

Mrs. Ferris: if you
Will all be seated,

Madame borova will start.

We must all hold hands.

- there we go.
- good.

Good?

If you'll just take
Your seat, mr. Smart.

All right. Just give
Me a little more slack.

I don't think I can
Hold on much longer!

A little more.

We'll dispense with
The holding of hands.

If you will turn
Off the lights...

o spirit of ann ferris,

come forth and join us.

Max: there's someone in
The room. I can feel her.

- I've made contact.
- borova: you certainly have.

Oh. Sorry about that.

Ann ferris, where are you?

o spirit of ann ferris,

Come forth and join us.

- someone is coming!
- it's probably the police.

max, look! Behind you!

Oh. Hi there, ann.

It's ann.

You sent for me, mr. Smart?

You called me
Back from the dead.

Sorry about that. I
Hope I didn't wake you.

Why did you send for me?

Uh, yes, well, it wasn't
Anything important.

I'm sure it can
Wait until morning.

Max, talk to her. Ask
Her about the evidence.

Right, 99. Uh, listen, ann...

- ann?
- yes?

Ann, when I spoke
To you last night...

Borova: remain in your seat
Or the spell will be broken.

Oh, right.

Uh, ann...

Ann, where can we find that
Evidence we talked about last night?

You will give the
$50,000 to my mother.

I will reveal the hiding
Place of the evidence

Only to her.

- when?
- tomorrow.

It must be tomorrow.

- but how? When?
- now I must go.

Wait a minute.
Don't go! Come back!

- afraid she's gone, max.
- oh, what a shame.

Seems hardly worth the trip.

The spell has been
Broken, mr. Smart.

Oh, it was good
To see her again.

Well, what do you think, 99?

Max, if you told me what happened
Here tonight, I'd say you were crazy.

But having been here
And seen it for myself...

- you're convinced?
- I'm convinced we're both crazy.

- hello?
- mrs. Ferris? this is maxwell smart.

Mr. Smart, I have been
Waiting for your phone call.

Do you have the money?

Yes, but the chief insists

We examine the evidence
Before we hand over the money.

Uh... Um...

H-hold a moment, please.

I must turn something
Down on the stove.

She has to turn something
Down on the stove.

Probably soup. Little old
Ladies are crazy about soup.

They want to examine
The evidence first.

Tell them all right,

But they must bring
The money with them.

sorry to keep you waiting,
Mr. Smart. My tea was boiling over.

I was wrong. It was tea.

What you ask is acceptable,

Provided you bring
The money with you.

I think that can be
Arranged. When do we meet?

tonight, at about, um...

Our flight is 1:00 a .M.

Tell him midnight
At the cemetery.

At midnight, at the cemetery.

Fine. I will see you there.

Uh, if you don't mind,

I prefer my women
A little younger.

Oh, les!

Tomorrow at this time
We'll be in south america.

Do you realize, darling,
You are about to become

The first man to
Ever defect from kaos

- and live?
- yes.

I can just see the expression
On mondebello's face

when he hears of this.

Mrs. Ferris?

Mrs. Ferris?

99, listen.

It sounds like digging, max.

Come on.

Here it is, in
Perfect condition.

Max: mrs. Ferris?

Quick, it's smart. He
Mustn't see you here.

Make it fast! Our plane
Leaves in one hour!

- 99, look.
- that's the digging we heard, max.

I have found it, mr. Smart...
Ann's favorite doll.

She requested when her
Time came it be buried with her.

- and so she hid the evidence in that doll.
- that is right.

Your daughter was a very
Clever girl, mrs. Ferris.

- are they authentic, max?
- yes.

There's enough evidence here to
Destroy kaos's whole operation

In the western hemisphere and
Send mondebello to the electric chair.

I wouldn't be so sure.

- mondebello!
- mondebello!

- who are you?
- mondebello.

Oh. Well, now that we're all agreed on
That, let's get on to the next question.

Silence.

You almost had me
Fooled, miss ferris.

Mrs. Ferris.

Why, you're not your
Mother. You're your daughter.

Yes, I'm ann ferris. My
Mother died 15 years ago.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

She was such a nice old lady.

Now you'll join her. Only to
Be absolutely certain this time,

I'll do the job myself.

Mondebello! Drop it!

I said drop it.

You drop it, vogel.

Mondebello, let me explain.

I couldn't kill ann when you
Ordered me to because I loved her.

- we've been secretly in love for years.
- I need no explanations.

You, pretending to be ann ferris,
Hiding the evidence in an empty coffin.

- then the entire seance was a hoax.
- ann: yes.

Madame borova was in on it too.

Okay. That just
About wraps it up.

All right, mondebello, let's
Go, let's go. You're under arrest.

Now how do you figure
That when I'm holding the gun?

He's got a very
Good point there.

- now, miss ferris...
- no! Mondebello.

- don't kill her. Kill me.
- all right.

Well, he certainly is obliging.

Now, mr. Smart, I'll kill
You first, then the ladies.

Wait a minute, mondebello.
Where are your manners?

One...

Two...

All right, get
In there with him.

Careful, 99. You'll
Hurt yourself.

I'm gonna save you both
The expense of a burial.

- max, this is awful!
- oh, not really, 99.

It's very roomy. And there
Are some nice trees here.

And we're up on the side
Of a hill. It's a beautiful view.

Max, he's going to kill us!

Well, it's not all gravy, 99. You
Have to take the bad with the good.

Goodbye, mr. Smart.

Bye.

I guess this is it, max.

Yes, 99. I don't see any
Way out of this one.

Mondebello!

Oh, max, he's dead.

Yes. In a way he's
Kind of lucky, 99.

That casket is just his size.

That was close, max.
Are you all right?

Yes, I'm fine, thanks
To miss ferris.

It was very clever the way she
Disguised herself as her mother again

In order to distract mondebello.

But, max, she never left his side the whole
Time you were fighting with mondebello.

Well, of course she didn't.

She didn't?

But, 99, if she never left
His side, then who was...