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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:06,816 Man: bienvenidos, Señors y señoras, 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,520 and welcome to the glorious Democracy of san saludos. 3 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:13,223 each and every one of You is the personal guest 4 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,392 of our benevolent And beloved leader, 5 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,727 general diablo pajarito, 6 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,697 commander of the armed Forces, president of the senate, 7 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,566 chief justice of The supreme court, 8 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,568 and finance minister. 9 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:29,306 general pajarito feels Sure you will enjoy your stay 10 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:33,643 in the friendly and prosperous Country of san saludos. 11 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:37,147 Your return visa Expired 30 minutes ago. 12 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,691 Take this dog out And have him shot. 13 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:43,286 Max! They're gonna Shoot that old man! 14 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:46,689 Don't be ridiculous, 99. This is a civilized country. 15 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,459 First of all, he'll have a Trial by a jury of his peers; 16 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,962 The right of appeal; Transferal to a higher court; 17 00:00:51,986 --> 00:00:54,530 And if all else fails, a Personal plea for clemency 18 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,532 To general pajarito. 19 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,704 Of course, here all that Happens after the man is shot. 20 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,974 Max, since general pajarito Took over this country, 21 00:01:03,998 --> 00:01:05,675 It's a very dangerous place. 22 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:08,044 We don't have anything To worry about, 99. 23 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,602 We're not citizens. We're just spies. 24 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:17,309 Everything is in order. How much money you have? 25 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:23,459 That's just enough for 10 Tickets to the national lottery. 26 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:25,843 My stamp. My visa stamp. 27 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:32,435 You forgot to ink the stamp. 28 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,793 Take this dog away! 29 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:38,174 Max, they're gonna Shoot him too! 30 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:41,011 Not him, 99. After all, He's a government official. 31 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:44,014 Probably the worst thing They'll do is give him a warning. 32 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:50,208 This is some democracy. They Certainly don't play any favorites. 33 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,712 senor, senorita. Por favor. 34 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,721 Excuse me, please. 35 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,774 Max, why didn't he stamp Our passports here? 36 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,776 Do you think he Suspects something? 37 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,144 What if he finds those escape Devices in our suitcases? 38 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:17,146 I thought of that, 99. 39 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,582 These fellows always look For false bottoms in a suitcase. 40 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:23,675 I put our escape balloons In a false top. It's foolproof. 41 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:30,093 You see, the left snap Activates the balloon mechanism. 42 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,455 Everything is in order. 43 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,891 We hope that you have A most pleasant stay 44 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:04,227 In our glorious republic. 45 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,065 General pajarito. 46 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:12,869 General pajarito. Miguel, sir. 47 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:17,340 Control agents 86 and 99 have Just passed through customs. 48 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,476 - well, kill them. - si. 49 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,211 Of course, make it Look like an accident. 50 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,814 we don't want to give San saludos a bad name. 51 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:27,450 These control Agents never learn. 52 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:30,653 San saludos is a Wonderful place to visit, 53 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,556 But nobody lives here... 54 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:35,480 si. 55 00:03:38,152 --> 00:03:40,085 For long. 56 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:03,246 We have arrived, senor y Senorita, at your destination. 57 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:05,548 I hope you enjoyed the trip. 58 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:08,884 There is the general Pajarito hotel, 59 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:10,886 Right in the heart 60 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:14,056 Of the general pajarito plaza. 61 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,859 Yes, and I suppose That you drive this taxi 62 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:19,362 For the general Pajarito cab company. 63 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:21,664 Oh, no, senor. 64 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,699 I lease from him. 65 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:26,691 He is number one, and Nobody dares to try harder. 66 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:31,641 That will be 800 pesos, please. 67 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,962 Listen, I'd like to ask You just one question. 68 00:05:33,986 --> 00:05:34,744 si. 69 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,446 We came here because we Wanted to go to this hotel. 70 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:40,149 You came along because You had to take us. 71 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,653 But what did we have To bring the donkey for? 72 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:46,122 I'm sorry. I will wait for you. 73 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,313 That won't be necessary. 74 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,535 What was that, max? 75 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,537 The firing squad again. 76 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:05,463 I've heard of a population Explosion, but this is ridiculous. 77 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:09,634 - that's your room, 99. - right, max. 78 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:33,335 - what was that, max? - a table. 79 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:36,795 The guest that had this room Before us must've been a termite. 80 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,689 max, what are you doing? 81 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:56,447 I'm standing in the dresser Drawer, putting away my shirts. 82 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:01,197 99, I don't like This assignment. 83 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,199 The chief didn't give Us enough information. 84 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,935 - let's review our instructions. - right. 85 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:09,005 One... Dona isabella, Daughter of don carlos, 86 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,307 Former president of san saludos, 87 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:15,144 Sent a message to control saying That her father was still alive; 88 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,847 Two... We know that He's being held prisoner 89 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:20,316 By general pajarito, But we don't know where; 90 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,952 Three... We have to rescue Him, but we don't know how. 91 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,881 - who is it? - room service. 92 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:36,032 I didn't order any room service. 93 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:40,136 - ricardo montalban hates tortillas. - right. 94 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,106 I have a message from Your man in san saludos. 95 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:46,175 his name is lopez. You will Find him selling tortillas 96 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,311 in the general pajarito Plaza number six. 97 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:53,750 Right. Lopez, pajarito Square, number six. 98 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:56,152 Please, this is for the Room across the hall. 99 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,109 Be careful. 100 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,490 99? 101 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:04,526 - who was that, max? - that was our contact man. 102 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:07,215 He says that we're to get In touch with a lopez at... 103 00:08:07,239 --> 00:08:08,119 Max, look! 104 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:20,442 99, there's something very Strange going on around here. 105 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:22,678 Now this is just a Wild guess, mind you, 106 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:25,547 But I have a feeling Someone is onto us. 107 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:28,550 - lopez? - perhaps. 108 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,886 Give him the password, max. 109 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:35,224 Herb alpert takes trumpet Lessons from guy lombardo. 110 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:37,459 I am lopez. 111 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:40,629 - do you have any information for us? - si. 112 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,665 You must eat this taco. 113 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:46,049 The soldiers across The square are watching. 114 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:57,513 Senor, you are Giving yourself away. 115 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,650 Nobody eats tacos like that. 116 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:04,042 You must have hot sauce on it. 117 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,091 Where's don carlos being kept? 118 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:12,394 General pajarito has Our beloved ex-president 119 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,764 Don carlos Prisoner in a dungeon. 120 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,066 - how can we reach him? - I will help you. 121 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:20,202 Do you have your escape Mechanism with you? 122 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:25,007 Mine's buried on the outskirts Of town, as per our instructions. 123 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:28,510 Good good. You must Rescue don carlos 124 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:31,113 Before 4:00. 125 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:34,305 Perhaps you would Like to ask me why. 126 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,687 Why? 127 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,355 At 4:00 this Afternoon in the plaza, 128 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:42,424 There is going to be a fiesta. 129 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:45,427 Conchita and conchata, The flamenco dance team, 130 00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:47,429 is to perform there. 131 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:49,531 What has that got to do with us? 132 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:51,834 You are to take their place. 133 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,903 The general knows you are here. 134 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,038 We figured that. He Tried to have us killed. 135 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:58,040 How do we find Conchita and conchata? 136 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:00,509 They have the room across From yours in the hotel. 137 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:04,379 You will disguise yourselves and You will get into their costumes, 138 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:07,850 And that way you will get into The palace without any trouble. 139 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,186 - that's a brilliant plan! - but... 140 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,188 You must be careful. 141 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,523 You must be away by 4:00. 142 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,993 If they make you dance, they Will find out you are impostors. 143 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:20,596 Then he will cut your throat! 144 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,598 Good. 145 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:26,268 That way, a little Cool air will get in. 146 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,714 Max, they're dead! 147 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:41,098 That seems to be the National pastime around here. 148 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,121 99, that lemonade was poisoned. 149 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,123 Come on, max. There's not much time. 150 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,059 We've got to get into conchita and Conchata's costumes and find don carlos. 151 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:53,162 Yes. Now let's see. I'll need a Mustache from my makeup kit, 152 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,198 But these costumes Will be perfect. 153 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,633 Nobody will know that we're Wearing them except lopez, 154 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,668 And he'll never tell. 155 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:02,638 I'll tell, I'll tell. 156 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,841 Two control agents are going To the fiesta this afternoon 157 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,543 Disguised as conchita And conchata. 158 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:11,881 That is how they plan To rescue don carlos. 159 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,383 Stupid plan. 160 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:18,575 Did they think they could Outwit general diablo pajarito? 161 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,326 I will let them play Their little game, 162 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:28,752 But first of all, they will Dance for me at the fiesta... 163 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:32,190 A dance of death. 164 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:56,158 You look unhappy, dona isabella. 165 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:59,628 You know I don't like it When you look unhappy, 166 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:02,320 Especially in front Of my beloved people... 167 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,601 What there is left of them. 168 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:09,338 How can I be happy when my Father lies rotting in your dungeon? 169 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,630 I told you he would be released As soon as we're married. 170 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:23,085 I hope these Disguises work, max. 171 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:26,955 Don't worry, 99. My own Mother wouldn't recognize me. 172 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:29,592 Of course, I'm not Expecting my mother today. 173 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:33,418 - you really do look marvelous, max. - I know that, 99. 174 00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:47,442 - hold it, 99. - max, what are you stopping for? 175 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:50,646 We've got to find that dungeon And get don carlos out of here. 176 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,015 If there's anything I Love, it's a juggling act. 177 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,879 Look at that guy. He's terrific! 178 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,144 Crowd: ohh! 179 00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:03,748 Soldiers! 180 00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:20,475 They certainly have a drastic way Of canceling an act around here. 181 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,433 Come on, 99. 182 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,481 General pajarito Wishes to speak to you. 183 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:29,317 Yes, well, I'd be very happy To speak to the general, 184 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:33,188 But at the moment... We were on Our way to speak to the general. 185 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,991 - move. - what are we gonna do now, max? 186 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:38,126 There's nothing we can Do. We'll have to dance. 187 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,430 I certainly wish I had watched A few caesar romero movies, 188 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,632 Or at least an old Castro newsreel. 189 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,590 Move! 190 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:53,308 conchita y conchata, I am general pajarito. 191 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,411 This is my fiancee, Dona isabella. 192 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:58,581 I am looking forward To your dancing. 193 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,317 Uh, dancing, yes. You see, general, I have this ingrown toenail... 194 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,820 Dismissed. Commence! 195 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,411 musica. 196 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:12,327 senors, senoras y senoritas, 197 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,630 We are very happy To bring you now 198 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,099 For the first time In san saludos, 199 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:21,536 The famous dance team Of conchita and conchata! 200 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,105 Max, what are you Doing? You can't dance! 201 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,106 Are you kidding? They love me. 202 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,776 ! Ole, ole! 203 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,112 Four horses! Bring them in! 204 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:40,137 - what did they say? - they're bringing in the four horses. 205 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,755 Leap! Leap! 206 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,057 Do your famous leap! 207 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:52,728 - what are they saying, max? - he likes me. He likes me a heap. 208 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,631 ! Silencio! 209 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,988 ! Silencio! stop the music! 210 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,372 Senor conchata, do your leap. 211 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:07,376 - what leap? - the famous leap over the four horses. 212 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,145 Oh, that leap. 213 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,614 He wants me to leap Over those four horses. 214 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:16,452 - max, you can't leap over four horses. - I know that, but they don't. 215 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,770 What are we gonna Do, max? We'll be killed! 216 00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:19,721 Don't worry, 99. 217 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,723 We won't be killed. 218 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,093 Just follow me and do what I do. 219 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,693 Stop them! Fire! 220 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,372 Max, are you all right? 221 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,655 What happened, 99? Don't Tell me I fell off the horse. 222 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,824 You fell off the horse, max. 223 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,208 I asked you not to tell me that. 224 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,265 I owe you a debt of Gratitude, senor smart. 225 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,134 It was very brave of You to try to save me. 226 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,670 Well, I did the best I could, don carlos. 227 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,373 - but I did learn one thing. - and that is, senor? 228 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:14,543 The next time I ride a Horse, it'll be at santa anita. 229 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,978 Doña isabella: get Your hands off me! 230 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,970 don't touch me! I said Get your hands off me! 231 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,185 Isabella, why are you here? 232 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:28,089 I told general pajarito that I Would rather die here with you 233 00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:30,047 Than to marry him. 234 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,501 - what was that? - that was lucky francisco. 235 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,936 He won the drawing today In the national lottery. 236 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,428 - and they shot him? - si. that is the first prize. 237 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:49,210 In just a few minutes, You are going to die. 238 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,948 What are you whispering about? Everybody in town knows that. 239 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,017 Senor, sometimes it is possible, 240 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,419 For a certain amount Of american dollars, 241 00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:01,490 To persuade the firing Squad to use blanks. 242 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:05,360 Are you trying to tell me that The firing squad can be bribed? 243 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,264 - si. - but that's terrible. That's disgraceful. 244 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,267 I refuse to have any part Of that kind of corruption. 245 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,936 Uh, what's the deal? 246 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,906 - $80 american. - $80? 247 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:20,511 Are you out of your Mind? I'd rather die first. 248 00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:20,976 Max! 249 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,878 99, will you let me handle this? You have to bargain with them. 250 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:27,683 They expect it. You want Them to think we're tourists? 251 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,685 - $40. - $70. 252 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,587 - $55. - $63. 253 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,456 - $59. - $60. 254 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,759 That's my last offer. That is it. $59... That's it. 255 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,761 Senor, we are only $1 apart. 256 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,082 I don't care. It's the Principle of the thing. 257 00:18:41,106 --> 00:18:41,997 Max! 258 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:45,734 99, don't you understand? This man is trying to take us. 259 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,771 I can get the same Deal in panama for $39.95. 260 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,674 Uh, $60, right? 261 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,743 listen, when I travel, I Only carry $50 in cash. 262 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,569 - will you take a credit card? - here, max, I have some cash. 263 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,708 gracias. 264 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,860 - max, you did it! - yes. I only hope it's deductible. 265 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,729 All right, now listen. This is what we're Gonna do: when the firing squad fires, 266 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,465 Everybody fall down and Play dead. Then I'll give a signal, 267 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,933 And we'll all get up and run To a field outside of the plaza. 268 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:22,470 - we will all be captured. - no, we buried a balloon in the field. 269 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,563 - that'll carry us to safety. - we owe you our lives. 270 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,346 Back so quick? Did you Get to the firing squad? 271 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,883 - "Chase" and no. - "Chase and no"? 272 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,753 si, I only got to Half the firing squad. 273 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:41,890 You bribed half the firing Squad? But that's terrible! 274 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:45,327 It's not terrible, senor. You get back half your money. 275 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,129 I believe that's $30. 276 00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:51,333 Would you believe $27? 277 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,802 Why $27? 278 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:57,628 10% for me. After all, I Booked the whole deal. 279 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,698 Son of a gun. 280 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,651 I guess this is it, max. 281 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,988 No, it isn't, 99. I still Have my laser pen. 282 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,246 Good thinking, max! 283 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,514 I think I'm gonna Need some help. 284 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,603 Very amusing. 285 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,947 You saved us the Trouble of coming for you. 286 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:10,245 My friends, we come To the end of the road. 287 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,716 It grieves me deeply to Have to say goodbye to you. 288 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,951 Especially to you, isabella. 289 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,120 We could have been So happy together. 290 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:21,223 You pig! You dog! 291 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:24,259 You rotten, filthy Swine! You lowlife! 292 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,129 Isabella, cool it. You Want to get us in trouble? 293 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,431 Does anyone wish a blindfold? 294 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,101 No, thank you. But do you Mind if I have a last cigarette? 295 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,558 Of course. It is the custom. 296 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:41,043 They're getting a Little longer this year. 297 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,612 Not very amusing. 298 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,381 It is time for you to die! 299 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:50,185 Firing squad, attention! 300 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,921 We're not dead yet, 99. 301 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:56,859 Those men are soldiers. They Obey commands immediately. 302 00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:00,829 Ready, aim... 303 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,520 About face! 304 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:23,719 All right. Now all I have To do is inflate this balloon, 305 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,721 And we'll all be off Into the wild blue yonder. 306 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:28,991 Max! It only holds Three. We can't all go. 307 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:32,761 You're right, 99. It Won't carry four of us. 308 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,763 Well, there's only One thing to do. 309 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,098 You three go, I'll stay. 310 00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:40,035 - max, I'm not going without you. - don't be ridiculous, 99. 311 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:42,103 Of course you're Going without me. 312 00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:44,773 Senor smart, I'm an old man. 313 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,509 It doesn't make any Difference anymore. I'll stay. 314 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,978 Don carlos, how old are you? 315 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:53,114 - 74. - 74? 316 00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:56,111 He really doesn't have Too much time left, 99. 317 00:22:56,135 --> 00:22:57,118 Max! 318 00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:59,187 Max: all right. Let's Not argue about it. 319 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,424 All four of us will go. I'll Just inflate the balloon... 320 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,920 Max! You brought The wrong suitcase! 321 00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:17,238 Well, that eliminates one problem... About who goes and who stays. 322 00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:20,222 Max, here they come now! What are we gonna do? 323 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:27,816 Well, the way I look at it, 99, There's only one thing that'll save us. 324 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,074 - what's that, max? - a river. 325 00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:45,867 Oh, max. 326 00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:49,203 Well, what are you waiting For? Go ahead and shoot. 327 00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:51,206 Yes, shoot. 328 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,475 I think there is some Mistake, don carlos. 329 00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:55,577 I have not come Here to shoot you. 330 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,880 Now that the general Is dead, we are free, 331 00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:01,483 And we want you to come Back to take your rightful place 332 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,619 As presidente of san saludos. 333 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:06,154 Oh, father, father! 334 00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:09,090 I am el presidente again. 335 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,982 How can I ever Thank you, my son? 336 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,755 Yes, well, that's not Exactly what I had in mind. 26481

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